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we appreciate your time. jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- blake shelton, and ralph macchio. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome. thank you. oh, very nice. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching.

thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california where we are sending birthday wishes to the white house tonight. on this day 5,000 years ago, catherine eugenia biden gave birth in a manger, and a baby president was born. [ laughter ] happy birthday, president joe biden, who is 82 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] he's the only 82-year-old white man who doesn't watch fox news every night in this country. on his way home from the g20 summit in rio, biden got a special birthday shoutout, and when i say shout out, in this case i mean shout out! >> mr. president, happy early birthday! happy birthday! will you talk to us, sir? will you please talk to us? mr. president! president biden! please! we haven't heard from you all trip! mr. president!

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, there's a fine line between being an aggressive reporter and having a full-on nervous breakdown. [ laughter ] this is joe biden's final birthday in office. it's also our final chance to play what has become a beloved birthday game called "which is older?" guess whether our president, born in 1942, is older or younger than the following. junior mints, is biden older or younger? let's find out. biden is older than junior mints. [ cheers and applause ] junior mints were invented in 1949. seven years older. they're really senior mints. [ laughter ] next up, fish sticks. is biden older or younger than sticks of fish? you say older? he is older, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] fish sticks swam into our lives in 1953. the theory of relativity. [ laughter ] older or younger?

all right, let's find out. he is younger. einstein published his theory of relativity in 1905. what about our network, abc? is biden older or younger than abc? you say older? he is older. [ cheers and applause ] abc went on the air in 1943. holiday inn, is biden older or younger? well, he is -- older. [ cheers and applause ] the first holiday inn opened in 1952. what about rum raisin ice cream, is biden older or younger than his favorite flavor? [ laughter ] we're split on this? biden is younger. [ cheers and applause ] from the '30s. and finally, the cockapoo. [ laughter ] the beloved dog. is biden older or younger than the cockapoo? he is -- older than the cockapoo, that's right. [ applause ] it's half cocker spaniel, half poo. [ laughter ] anyway, happy birthday,

joe biden. i know it's been a difficult year, but i just want to remind you, you do something no one else in the country does. every day, you wake up and break the record for being the oldest president ever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] maybe joe biden will start smoking when he leaves office. it turns out they're light ac lot more than just the national christmas tree on capitol hill. according to a new study, washington, d.c. has the second-highest cannabis consumption in the united states. and we're just about two months away from that going to number one. [ laughter ] i guess that makes sense. even their monument in washington looks like a joint. [ laughter ] remember all those times you saw a news story about congress doing something crazy and you'd go, "what the hell are these guys smoking?" the answer was weed. [ laughter ] vermont is number one when it comes to smoking pot. oregon, alaska, washington state round out the top five. california isn't even in the top five? how is that possible? we have more weed shops than schools here. [ laughter ] but you can't argue with the findings. this study was conducted by a

very reputable personal injury attorney named siegfried & jensen, so you know it's legit. [ laughter ] you know, this is their headquarters. that's siegfried & jensen. few things inspire more confidence in a research study than a law firm named after a magician located in a strip mall. [ laughter ] speaking of drugs, matt gaetz, the former congressman -- [ boos ] are you up to date on "watergaetz"? the house ethics committee has apparently reached an impasse on whether to release details of their investigation into the "sextracurricular activities" of the former congressman and current trump attorney general nomi nominee, matt gaetz. the committee is examining, among other things, testimony that says gaetz engaged in sexual misconduct, provided "special privileges and favors" to associates, and tried obstructing investigations into his behavior. basically all the same stuff that won trump the election this time. [ laughter ] at least one witness testified that she saw gaetz having sex with a 17-year-old at a party. and that is not allowed at chuck

e. cheese at all. [ laughter ] we learned today that the committee has records of 27 venmo payments to two women, for more than $10,000. you know, if you have to worry about deleting your browser history and your venmo transaction history every night, you probably shouldn't be attorney general of the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and yet, every republican on the house committee, every member of the law and order/family values party, voted against releasing their findings. just like you'd do with any ethics report that completely exonerates someone. [ laughter ] the ethics committee did vote to at least finish drafting the report, but even that vote wasn't unanimous. releasing the report would require one republican, only one, to vote with democratic members of the committee. in other words, in a party full of minions, we have to hope that one of them is a stuart. [ laughter ] gaetz was in washington with j.d. vance today. there they are, j.d. and v.d.

together. [ laughter ] poor j.d. vance, trump is off going to rocket launches with elon musk, he's going to ufc. j.c. vance is stuck chaperoning the world's craziest prom king in washington. [ laughter ] vance has been working inside the senate to drum up support for trump's nomination from people like trump sycophant slash human jockstrap tommy tuberville. >> we're going to look at facts, not rumors. there's more rumors up there going around about matt gaetz and pete hegseth, and all of them have some kind of rumor when it comes down to it. we've got to look at facts. we've got to help president trump. he's not going to pick somebody that's a criminal, he's not going to do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tommy, i've got some news you might want to hear. [ laughter ] the president is a criminal. 34 times over. [ cheers and applause ] he's a convicted criminal. truth be told, he's not even

looking for a cabinet, he's looking for cellmates, okay? [ laughter ] team trump is said to be "optimistic" about gaetz's nomination. but if gaetz wants enough votes to get confirmed in the senate, he's got a lot of work to do. not on his face. he's already done too much on that. [ laughter ] he looks like he got the forehead got zamboni'd or something. [ laughter ] maybe instead of attorney general, he could be our plastic surgeon general? [ laughter ] i think we'd be okay with that. [ cheers and applause ] this list of nominees of trump, it's like he's turning the whole government into a tv show. ♪ full white house ♪ ♪ ♪ this is gonna go wrong ♪ ♪ what could go wrong ♪

>> my own government has placed me on a secret terror watch list. ♪ they'll all be gone by the end of this song ♪ ♪ fired ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yes. we are tgif'd. while all of this is happening, you know what trump's up to? he's selling guitars. that's right. a man who does not play the guitar is selling limited-edition guitars. there he is, skeevie ray vaughn. [ laughter ] for only $10,000, you can own the world's ugliest autographed guitar. [ laughter ] the guy who says we can't afford apples is selling $10,000 guitars. you know, i mentioned last night, trump was the guest of honor at a launch event for elon musk's new rocket. and he wasn't the only

donald trump. don jr. was there. and he's been getting some unwanted attention for this. >> jimmy: let's look at that again in slow motion. he goes to the pocket. he fishes around. and -- oh, let's not jump to conclusion. maybe he's got some fun dip in there, you know? [ laughter ] maybe his veneers were hurting and he needed a little dollop of sensodyne. whatever it was, it didn't stop djtj from posting another super cool tiktok video from inside a rocket that unfortunately did not launch with him in it. >> we're actually inside a falcon heavy rocket right now. there's nothing cooler than this. each one of these engines has the equivalent of four 747 engines. each one. and there's dozens of them in

these rockets. each one of these guys, four 747 engines. >> jimmy: he's fine, everybody. there's nothing to worry about at all. [ laughter ] "where's hunter?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight. fresh from receiving a star on hollywood boulevard walk of fame this afternoon, the karate kid himself, ralph macchio, is here. [ cheers and applause ] and i would also like to introduce you to ten-time cma award winner blake shelton, everybody. blake? [ cheers and applause ] how are you? good to see you. welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] before we sit down to talk, to chat, and you regale us with stories of your oklahoma compound and whatnot --

[ laughter ] we ask you to accept a challenge. the challenge is to sing a song with lyrics that you've never seen before until this very night. it's called "wing it and sing it." are you ready? [ laughter ] >> i'm trying to promote some stuff. [ laughter ] whatever. >> jimmy: we'll promote the stuff, don't worry. it's time to "wing and it sing it!" here we go. bring it out. all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> what, what? what? oh, okay, all right. >> jimmy: a cat burglar came in here with a broken arm. so i want you to testify that you've not seen any of these lyrics? >> no, but i've seen this bit. >> jimmy: so you know what you're getting into, all right. we'll start with a little bit of music. ♪

♪ i'm a curious man with a restless mind lookin' for answers that i'm hoping to find ♪ ♪ this great big world is a mystery so i'm gonna share my history ♪ ♪ my personal google search history ♪ [ laughter ] this is so stupid. [ laughter ] ♪ i looked up how to give myself a rachel hairdo ♪ ♪ and why did my testicle turn bright blue ♪ ♪ i asked how to fix my toilet google search said -- [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] ♪ so i went number two in the back of my truck ♪

♪ will they shut off my water if i don't pay my bill ♪ ♪ do skittles work as birth control pills ♪ ♪ what should i do if i swallow a nickel ♪ ♪ and how do i know elmo liked being tickled ♪ ♪ if i sneeze by myself do i say bless me ♪ ♪ if i met bigfoot would he kill or caress me ♪ ♪ can licking a bullfrog give you malaria ♪ ♪ are there any horny grandmas in my area ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now we're going to take it up a notch. >> take it up a notch. ♪ can armadillos cuddle are chimps good company ♪ ♪ do people taste like chicken will pop rocks dye my pee ♪ ♪ can you use salami to make origami ♪

♪ last-minute birthday gifts for gwen stefani ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ does gwen like diamonds does she prefer pearls ♪ ♪ and what the holy hell is a hollaback girl ♪ [ laughter ] oh thank god. >> jimmy: here we go. ♪ i'm not vain or selfish or full of pride ♪ ♪ but at least three times a day i google ♪ ♪ "people's" sexiest man alive ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 2017 the year of the cock rooster ♪ ♪ and whatever happened to punky brewster ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: blake medical ton,

everybody! we have a good show for you tonight. ralph macchio is here. and we'll be right back with blake shelton. >> thank you for that opportunity.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm going to introduce you three times tonight. i've done two already. thanks for winging it and singing it. you know, many are fearful of that. >> i just hope that doesn't air. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it aired, it's aired, it's aired, yeah. we really -- >> let's talk. >> jimmy: we could have got you into a huge amount of trouble with that, you realize you owe us, in a way. >> i owe you? what are you talking about? that's humiliating. >> jimmy: can you imagine what i could have put on those cards? >> you never guessed on this show i actually genuinely wanted to do that. i've seen it. >> jimmy: i'd never imagine blake stapleton ever wanted to do anything. >> you made him cry after the

show. >> jimmy: he was thrilled because john stamos appeared and apparently chris loved john stamos. >> everybody loves john. >> jimmy: you're right, absolutely. you are currently preparing for a las vegas residency? >> yep. >> jimmy: at the colosseum at caesars palace. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many shows are you doing there? >> well, residency is a stretch. i think -- in fact, gwen, gwen gets a little bit irritated when she reads or when she sees this. she's going to be like, "quit calling it a residency." because it's six shows. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gwen did how many shows? >> she did like 60 or 70 shows. i went to -- i was at her first eight shows in a row. so i know what that's like. and that's why i said, "all right, six. i'm good with six, i think." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're doing even fewer shows than you watched in this residency. [ laughter ] yeah, that's not a residency. i don't think -- i feel like you could leave a parakeet at home for six nights.

[ laughter ] and it would be fine. it has to be more nights than you can keep a pet alive. >> it would still live if you forgot to water it or feed it. >> jimmy: do you like vegas? >> i'm -- i don't -- we'll find out. [ laughter ] you know, i've been there over the years. but it's like -- you know. one night. we hold -- i used to host the awards there with, you know -- >> jimmy: right. >> then i've done distance of shows. i have a bar there now. >> jimmy: right. i saw that, yeah. when did that open? recently, right? >> we did the official opening in april. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> so that's -- >> jimmy: will you go to the bar? >> that's your hometown. >> jimmy: it is my hometown. you can have a lot of fun in vegas. there's things for you there for sure. i know you have to work at night, and you probably can't do a ton of walking around because you're too big, people notice you. >> they gave me the key to the strip. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> that gives me special access. >> jimmy: yeah. i got bad news for you. doesn't do anything. [ laughter ] i got one of those too. it is absolutely nothing.

the maids have more access to the strip than you do. you don't even use a key, it's all key cards. if they give you the key card to the strip, you have something on your hands. >> i feel so honored to have it now, thanks. >> jimmy: what do you do with something like that? the key to the strip? >> i have a -- just our bar in the house. i put, you know, all the stuff. >> jimmy: that's an area separated from gwen's nice stuff, right. [ laughter ] >> right. that's like -- that's where all the deer horns are. belt buckles. like that. >> jimmy: gotcha. oh, the belt buckles. [ laughter ] >> you can't throw away a good belt buckle. >> jimmy: it's hard. what are you going to do with that stuff? you can't throw it away, right? >> no. then -- what if somebody that knows the guy that gave me the key to the city finds it in the flash? >> jimmy: i know. i get books and people will them to me. i'm going to donate to this to

whatever -- oh, my name's in this thing, now i've got to burn it or something. [ laughter ] >> the flame thrower you gave me, i'll let you borrow it. >> jimmy: speaking of the flame thrower -- >> speaking of the flame thrower. >> jimmy: did you know you can launch a grenade in las vegas? they have a miss where you can do that. you can drive a tank. not just a regular tank, a monster tank in las vegas. >> is this a commercial for las vegas or what? [ laughter ] i have a new single out, i'm trying to sell some music. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i know you're going to be -- i know you're going to be in vegas for almost a whole week. so i want to make sure that -- >> six shows, that's a lot for me. that's like an entire year's work for me. >> jimmy: you do a lot of complaining on stage. is that fair to say? >> yes. you've seen the interviews so far. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not just this this stage. let's show a little clip here. >> the other thing i hate too, i see country singers doing this y'all do this.

somebody wants to do [ bleep ]. nobody in here wants to stand there tonight and go -- like waving a cab down or something, ubering. >> jimmy: that bothers you, huh? >> yeah, why do people do that? nobody in the audience -- there's one person in the audience want to stand out there and do this all night? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it gives them something to do, i think? what else bothers you? >> just makes the artist feel they've got this control over the crowd. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's like -- >> jimmy: that's nice. >> know what i mean? >> jimmy: that's not good? >> well, i mean, you know. >> jimmy: what about the thing where -- >> we can't just toast or something. >> jimmy: you might not have a drink. what about that thing where people go like this? i hate this. this i don't like. >> the point? >> jimmy: yeah, it's a point. "i'm the one keeping you going" or something like that. [ laughter ] >> here's the other one that's awkward for me. when you look out there, they're doing this deal. with my crowd, with my audience, it's always some big cowboy out there. [ laughter and cheers ]

it's weird, you know? it's weird. >> jimmy: i mean, you feel like a jerk if you don't do it back because these are strangers going, i love you. you're like, yeah, me, not so much. [ laughter ] what about like people who videotape the whole thing? is that -- when you're on stage, is that something that you notice and bothers you? >> you know, at that -- to be honest, at that point, i have their money. [ laughter ] you know? you want to film, i don't care. let's just be honest. >> jimmy: do you enjoy being on the road? >> yes, but that's why i keep it -- i want to not get tired of it again. we used to hit it hard. i mean, like a lot, you know. so now i do a total of like maybe 30 shows a year total. in that way i'm fired up when i do it. >> jimmy: you're going back on tour after the vegas week. week what is we're calling it. [ laughter ] >> what are you talking about? it's a residency. [ laughter ] the people in las vegas said it. the people that launch grenades

said it. >> jimmy: are you traveling by bicycle now? or is it still on the bus? [ laughter ] this is from your trip to rome. >> why did i come on the show? >> jimmy: i don't know. [ laughter ] gwen brought this to us when she was here a couple of months ago. she said that you were -- >> oh, my god. it's one of those pictures -- sometimes you see a picture of yourself, then you -- at first it's aleft arming. you see it a year later, it wasn't so bad. that one is worse every time i see it. [ laughter ] it's like, everything about it. >> jimmy: yeah. and yet it's nothing -- i mean, you're not doing anything embarrassing, oust just weed riding a bike. >> i just look stupid. [ laughter ] so we're in -- i feel like that's a real laugh. [ laughter ] that's not like a television moment you're trying to create here. >> jimmy: it's hard to even figure out, why is this embarrassing? and yet somehow it is. [ laughter ]

i think it's the glasses and the helmet that take it over the top, you know? >> i hate whoever took that picture. that was in -- we were in rome when they took that picture. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and gwen booked this trip, she booked everything that we did along the way on the trip. and so -- and i didn't look. you know. it's like, yeah, i'll do whatever, we're in rome. when in rome. >> jimmy: right. >> we get up, "hey, today is the bicycle tour." i'm going, huh, okay. and we go down, and our youngest, apoapollo, can't event on the thing, your. and i didn't want to get on the thing. because this is my biggest fear. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> not just that photo. if you knew my friends, you can't even imagine. this is bad enough. >> jimmy: yeah, you know, i can imagine, yeah. >> i was on that thing maybe two minutes. >> jimmy: is that right? >> someone took that damn picture before i said, you know what? i'm done. >> jimmy: well, at least you

have vacation photos. i mean, that's nice, right? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, you know what we're going to do? i've got some more pictures i'd like to share with blake shelton. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by wing drone delivery. get what you need in as little as 15 minutes. who has been stealing my pudding, i hope your conscience eats at you as you have eaten my pudding. bring my pudding back. i wish you the worst. dale. [click] [click] [swoosh] beautiful words. i'm sorry. thank you. ♪ i am genius (whoaaa) ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. we are back with blake shelton. this is his new single.

it is called "texas." this is your first single in two years? >> yeah, it's been a minute -- well, i had the song with post malone. >> jimmy: that's right. >> over the summer. it reminded, oh, yeah, i should be doing this again. >> jimmy: that is really what made you think -- >> yeah, kind of a kick in the butt to get me going again. >> jimmy: post malone started in hip-hop, he did some pop music, he did a country album. will you go the other way and perhaps move towards hip-hop? [ laughter ] >> oh, of course. >> jimmy: i think that would be a great look for you. you think that bicycle was embarrassing. >> wait till you hear the new single, you're not going to believe it. >> jimmy: does the single mean there's a new album that will follow? >> yeah, some point, i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you haven't recorded it? >> one step at a time. this was a lot of work for me to come here and promote one song. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is -- this album, this single, comes out on the same day as gwen's new album. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you guys plan that? >> no. >> jimmy: is that intentional?

>> no, and i'll tell you something else funny, too. it's not that funny to her. [ laughter ] the single, my single and her album both came out exact same day. and then -- and i -- i knew she had shot a music video for her song, "somebody else's." but i had not seen it. because she's very, you know, protective when she's going through the editing process. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> wants you to see the final product. well, it was taking a long time. in the meantime, i went and shot the video for "texas." and i was showing her the video. and she said, "oh, my god, that's my exact same video that i filmed for my song." >> jimmy: is that true? >> the exact same thing happens in both videos. [ laughter ] the exact same thing. >> jimmy: really were meant to be together. >> it's like this weird thing that it's like -- we find these -- there's this suitcase that needs to be taken out in the country and buried and hidden. which i still don't even know for sure why. [ laughter ] but it happens in her video that

i didn't know about, and it happens in my video that she didn't know about. >> jimmy: to me it sounds like a hallmark christmas movie. [ laughter ] >> i'm a sucker for those. >> jimmy: i know you love christmas music. you listen to it frequently. you guys could make a very romantic film out of this. >> well. >> jimmy: you have a song in a christmas movie? >> "best christmas pageant ever." >> jimmy: which i've been reading about, it's supposedly a great movie? >> it's great. incredible. incredible book, then they made an incredible movie out of it. a guy named dallas jenkins, who created "the chosen." gwen and i are a big fan of that series, got addicted to it. and i had put out a, you know on social media, like, hey, i recommend this series. >> jimmy: right. >> to you guys. and dallas had seen that. and found out how to get in touch with me and said he was making this movie and wanted to know if i would record a song for the movie. >> jimmy: that shows to show

you, don't ever post compliments. [ laughter ] it just turns into work. >> it turns into more work. but i ended up going in, recording "go tell it on the mountain." >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> so it's a -- the big ending of the movie. >> jimmy: nice, all right. well, you're going to go change outfits. >> i've got to put on my rap stuff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: something dazzling? >> put the pop outfit on. >> jimmy: throw down with blake shelton. that's "texas." it's out now. we'll be back with ralph macchio! who can solve this equation? oooo me! anyone else? fine...jake...from state farm...ok... alright! it's the personal price plan theorem. if you bundle your home and auto, that can equal an affordable price, just for you.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, now. music from blake shelton is on the way. earlier today, our next guest received a long-deserved and well-waxed star on the hollywood walk of fame. he's got the sixth and final season of "cobra kai" on netflix now. walk of fame. he's got the sixth and final season of "cobra kai" on netflix now. please welcome ralph macchio! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thank you for coming, and congratulations on the star. that's a big deal, right? >> it is a big deal. i had my kids there, my wife was there, my parents watching back home. >> jimmy: who spoke on your behalf? >> i'd get my ass kicked if it wasn't william zapka. we've become like brothers. and tap lin kamida. >> jimmy: how about that. been there when you were a kid? >> i did. when i first came here '79, '80, i was on "eight is enough." [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's right, i remember you were on that show. >> i was "nine was too many." [ laughter ] that one season of it. yeah, i wanted to be gene kelly when i was a little kid. i wanted to see gene kelly's star. >> jimmy: i could ask you six hours worth of questions about your time on "eight is enough." [ laughter ] i'll spare the audience that. and you were at the -- i saw you in the crowd at the tyson --

>> yes. >> jimmy: what's his name fight. >> what's his name. >> jimmy: jake paul. >> the guy who won, what's his -- yeah, it was pretty -- what a spectacle that was. well, netflix, you know, had that production. "cobra kai's" on netflix. they put me and zapka up on the scoreboard. >> jimmy: kind of interesting, because if you think about -- i was trying to think it through. the only two people who are still fighting from the '80s until now are now and mike tyson. [ laughter ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: the only two fighters. [ cheers and applause ] the last men standing. >> i guess so. i got a couple of years on him. >> jimmy: did you ever meet mike? >> i did. i met tyson -- he came to see a broadway show i did with robert de niro and burt young called "cuba and his teddy bear." >> jimmy: this is a photograph from that. mike came to see this? >> mike tyson's first broadway show was me and de niro.

i've run into him runs once or twice. "i remember that was my first broadway show." he never forgets that. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: was this shot -- taken during the show? >> yeah, this is the scene during a show. that's '86. de niro right after he finished "the mission." >> jimmy: this is his siriest look, de niro. were you scared of him? >> i was a massive fan. this was a bucket list at a very early age, getting that part. you know, he was intense in that role. he played a cuban drug dealer, and i was his son. it was a lower east side, manhattan, drugs family. just like my persona. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very, very you. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: who was more fun to work with? de niro or pesci? >> oh, well, i mean -- yes, and yes. both for different reasons. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> yeah, i've had -- "my cousin vinny." [ cheers and applause ] i've had a few that we could

talk about. yeah, they were both great, very different. they were great friends. i met joe when i was doing that play as well, but not on the same night as mike tyson. >> jimmy: oh, really? is that the play you did at rikers island? >> that is correct, sir. you've done -- what a staff you have. we did one performance at rikers island. i remember -- i was a little nervous about it, you know? >> jimmy: sure. >> to be at rikers. i mean, maybe a lot of bob de niro's friends were there, burt young's family was there, but somehow -- yeah, they were cheering de niro when he first came out. like worshiping travis from "taxi driver." "sweep the leg, come on!" they wanted to see the crane. >> jimmy: that's what you want to hear. how often do you hear the words "sweep the leg"? >> quite often. i heard it in a promo just tonight. >> jimmy: i know. it's one of those things, it's such a blessing, also in a way

sometimes, probably a curse. >> not now, but maybe there were years that maybe i thought of it that way. now when i get 8 and 10-year-old kids that are inspired by these characters and these -- the themes of that movie, there's only one thing to, do embrace it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. you are also in -- and this is interesting to me -- in the new coldplay video. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is called "karate kid." how did that happen? >> it -- i -- it was a -- it's just amazing. it kind of just -- i -- my son said, "hey, there's this video out, my friends are telling me about it." sent me a clip of chris martin, the lead singer, doing a version of it in brooklyn at some popup event. i thought it was a beautiful song, so i posted it, "this is a beautiful song, this is surreal, i love this band." next day i'm getting a facetime from chris martin. never met him in my life. "i have this idea. it just would take place in australia. and you have to be in it. maybe if you want to direct it."

"when?" "next week." and i was like, "um --" i just loved the concept. i cleared the desk, got it done. 65,000 people part of it. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. ♪ ♪ could i be the one for you ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a crazy thing. >> nuts. nuts. >> jimmy: it's a kind of -- almost like a ventriloquist act. chris is singing but his mouth isn't moving. >> my mouth's moving. >> jimmy: your mouth's moving, you're not necessarily singing. >> the video starts out, it's all him. in thi voices. but it's predominantly chris.

>> jimmy: have you stayed in touch with chris? >> you know what, it's funny you say that. because i'm just -- he facetimed me yesterday. i was on a preinterview with your producer. i was on, and he facetimed me cold. and i couldn't talk to him. then he facetimed me again. frankly, i thought this was one and done. a little annoying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? [ cheers and applause ] >> you see what i'm talking about? >> jimmy: he's now following you around to your appearances, interesting. [ laughter ] >> that's it. >> jimmy: well, i think -- you know what? [ cheers and applause ] he didn't mean when it he said it was annoying. what he meant to say is that he's honored by you. >> honored. he's a talented kid. [ laughter ] i think he's fantastic. i'm just -- i'm just thrilled to be stalked by chris martin. [ laughter ]

in his headband. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys are making a movie. this is the final season -- >> of "cobra kai," yes. >> jimmy: you guys are making a movie? >> correct. >> jimmy: you're going to get the karate kid song in that. >> a lot of people thought that's what it was for. >> jimmy: a weird coincidence? >> yeah, inspired some kid named chris martin at 7 years old, and here we are. it's awesome. it's so awesome. you haven't seen his video. it's awesome. >> jimmy: it is always a delight to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and this is the final season of "cobra kai." part two of the sixth and final season. it's on netflix now. ralph macchio, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with blake shelton! lays] ♪ don't you ever be sad ♪ ♪ lean on me when times are bad ♪ ♪ when the day comes and you are down ♪

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>> jimmy: at long last, it's music time. here with the song "texas," blake shelton! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ she cut me loose and caught herself a somewhere wind ♪ ♪ i haven't heard a word and haven't seen her since she disappeared quicker than this double shot of jim ♪ ♪ cause everybody at the bar started askin ♪ ♪ how's your girl she ain't my girl where she been i ain't quite sure ♪ ♪ good question no tellin' but i'm bettin' ♪ ♪ she's probably in texas amarillo all i know george strait said it ♪ ♪ yeah that's where all them exes go if she ain't with me ♪ ♪ out here in t ♪ if i'm guessin' i reckon she's probably in texas she's probably in texas ♪ ♪ she might be down in georgia at her mama's for the week ♪ ♪ could be carolina california

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