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♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in id hollywood, about everyone else have been following the case of the healthcare killer. on wednesday of last week, the ceo of united healthcare was murdered going into a hotel in new york. a guy with a silencer. the killer wrote the words "delay, deny and depose" on the bullets. today, police apprehended a suspect at a mcdonald's in altoona, pennsylvania. he was said to be carrying a gun that is the guy, a gun similar to the one used in the shooting. he had three hand-written pages that indicated ill will toward the health care industry. he is an ivy league graduate,
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named luigi mangione. and no matter how you feel about this, and people do have different feelings about this, i think we can all agree that no one could have imagined this suspect would have a name as funny as luigi mangione. i mean, with a lot of murderers or alleged murderers, you have to use the middle name. we don't need luigi wayne mangione. you don't have to the middle name. not necessary. mangione was arrested after "looking suspicious" in a mcdonald's. doesn't everyone look suspicious in a mcdonald's? just sitting down and eating is suspicious at mcdonald's. early reports indicate that the gun used in the shooting may have been created with a 3d printer which had i known that was a real thing, i never would have spent so much time making fun of guys with 3d printers. the mayor of new york, mayor eric adams announced the arrest at a press conference today, which is interesting, because mayor adams himself was arrested in september, and then there he is announcing the arrest of another alleged criminal.
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it's like that spider-man meme. and of course, the internet sleuths have been digging up whatever they can on this guy. someone even found his goodreads account, and one of the books he reviewed -- is the unabomber's manifesto. he gave it four stars. out of five. he reviewed the unabomber and he reviewed steve o's autobiography. he gave that three stars. maybe if steve o had written a better book, he'd have just hit the guy in the nuts with a tee ball bat instead. we are going to be hearing a lot about this suspect over the coming months. diddy is like "thank god!" someone else, please. the other big story in new york is the new highest-paid athlete in the history of sports. the new york mets last night signed outfielder juan soto to a $765 million dollar deal. stealing him from their hated cross-town rivals the yankees. and as a mets fan i have to say, i am very excited to see how terribly this will inevitably go. it's especially fun that they took him from the yankees.
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the franchise that invented the art of stealing superstars away from lesser teams. but that bit of justice did not penetrate the thick, jeter-infected head of blue bloods star and yankees fan nicholas turturro, who posted this -- >> hey, juan soto? i got two words for you. [ bleep ] you. that's right. and the horse you rode in and the cavalry you rode in on. that's right, [ bleep ]. you don't even choose the dodgers. you want to be on broadway? let's stick it up his [ bleep ], that's right. let's get -- pregnant. i don't give a [ bleep ], [ bleep ] now we're not [ bleep ]ing around. take those [ bleep ] grungy whatever oh, those stupid mets. [ bleep ] >> jimmy: ok, nick. & let's try that again. this time, dial it back about 20% it's a bit too big. and also, you're not actually on the team. you're 5'6". so try not to use the word "we,"
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okay? let's run it again. from the top! >> jimmy: another off-putting new yorker, president trump was in paris this weekend. napoleon bonespurs showed up for the grand re-opening of the notre dame cathedral. the visit gave trump a chance to arm wrestle french president emanuel macron. every time these two get together they grab each other by the hands and this time was no different. they embrace and struggle. this started in 2017. it's kind of an impromptu display of machismo, i guess. and now it has turned friendly, bro-ey, and maybe a little bit gay. they can't keep their hands off each other. it's remarkable how much contact they make. at one point, it was like they were struggling for control of a lightsaber. yeah. be careful with that thing. you don't want to ruin that beautiful hair. and then darth tax evader offered an off-the-cuff
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assessment of both the french president, and the french people >> we had a great relationship, as everyone knows. we accomplished a lot together. and the people of france are spectacular. it's one of our largest groups in the united states, french people. and we respect them and we love them. very talented people. extremely energetic people, as now know very well. >> sexy people. people who know how to kiss with "a tongue" - "tongue" they call it. the french kissing with tongue. trump also got some time in paris with prince william. there they are. after many years, trump finally found somebody with a guadier house than mar-a-lago. look at how he is sitting, the future king and the burger king. the prince of wales and a beluga.
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he sits like a walrus. president biden was not at the ceremony in notre dame, but the first lady was. dr. jill biden, was seated one spot away from trump. and boy, did he take advantage of that. this is going to seem like a joke we made up, but it's not. this is a real advertisement for the donald trump fragrance line. he or his people posted, "a fragrance your enemies can't resist!" they really posted that. but i guess he didn't have a choice. he had to use that picture because he doesn't have a picture of his own wife smiling at him. [ applause ] although, if you zoom in on jill biden, you see she may just be holding her breath there. even after all these years, donald trump still can't tell when a woman's faking it. let me just restate something for you. he used a photo taken inside notre dame cathedral to promote his cologne. say what you will about donald trump, he's the only president in history who's done that! and it's important to remember these are trump's "official" fragrances. not to be confused with the
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silent but deadly fragrances that he releases while flatulating himself to sleep in a courtroom setting, okay. i feel like trump had no idea he was going to win and just signed a bunch of licensing deals that he now has to promote or get sued again. meanwhile melania, who did not make the trip to paris, showed up to sell some stuff on fox and friends. >> great to see you. good morning. >> thank you. good morning. >> i guess the first thing is congratulations. how has your life changed over the last three weeks? >> it's incredible, and we are very, very busy. the life is -- the >> jimmy: the life is the paste of it. it can be very, very sticky. sometimes you need a change of paste. and while melania did engage in some incomprehensible small talk, the real reason she was on fox was to hawk her new line of christmas ornaments. >> these are awesome. >> they're very patriotic this year. as you can see, it's all red,
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white, and blue. and i was inspired by -- >> and they're different each year, melania. you discontinue them -- >> correct. >> -- each christmas. >> they discontinue. they retire. and this is available right now. and it's a great gift and a great collectible. >> jimmy: wait, wait, does she give a [ bleep ] about christmas or not? i feel like i'm getting mixed messages from her. you have to love the trumps. they turn every place they go into a qvc. then melania allowed a mini q and a with a group of kids, who seemed super-excited to meet her. >> are you curious about what the white house looks like? yes, ma'am. >> how big is your bedroom? >> jimmy: not big enough! not anywhere near big enough. trump had a long and rambling sitdown with "meet the press" yesterday. kristen welker had the temerity to challenge trump on a number of subjects. so much so, that the president-elect stopped the interview to give her some unsolicited advice.
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>> they deny doing that. let me ask you about january 6th -- >> they wrote in a statement that he has destroyed all evidence. >> let me ask you about january 6th. >> i wish you could be a -- you know, you have such potential. if you could be just you hurt yourself so badly. i'm telling you, they deleted and destroyed all the evidence. everyone knows it. and you slough it off like it doesn't mean anything. >> no. i just said they deny it. that's all i'm saying. >> kristen, if i did it, you could be standing up in that chair shouting at me. and you know what i would do? i would say, you got me. >> jimmy: that's him alright! that's so him. if there's one thing we know about trump, this is a man who always takes responsibility for his actions. >> you're very hostile. i'm able to go on a show like yourself. >> hopefully you thought it was a fair interview. we covered a love policy. >> it's fair only you allowed me to say what i say.
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but the answers to questions are pretty nasty. but look, i've seen you interview other people like biden. >> i've never interviewed president biden. >> a metaphor. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: oh, metaphorically. he meant metaphorically. if that's the case, we've all metaphorically interviewed joe biden. five seconds after saying if he got caught lying, he'd stand up and say "you got me!" he lies again. she asked trump about his inauguration speech. he said the speech will focus on unity. he's against it. trump also said he isn't going to seek retribution against people like liz cheney and adam schiff, but that they should go to jail. and he also weighed in against the idea of babies who are born in the united states getting what is called "birthright citizenship." >> you promise to end birthright citizenship on day one. is that still your plan? >> yeah, absolutely. >> the 14th amendment says, quote, all persons born in the united states are citizens. can you get around the 14th
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amendment? >> well, we'll maybe have to go back to the people. but we have to end it. we're the only country that has it, you know. >> through an executive action. >> you know we're the only country that has it. >> jimmy: not even close to true. he says that over and over again. he says we're the only nation that has it. there are actually three countries besides ours that has it. i'd show him this map, but he'd probably just color over it with a sharpie. donald trump believes that if you want american citizenship, you have to move here from slovenia, get a modeling contract, and marry the first orange millionaire you meet. we also got an update on the [ applause ] great new healthcare plan trump has been promising for the past nine years. >> you said during the campaign you had concepts of a plan. do you have an actual plan at this point for health care? >> yes. we have concepts after plan that would be better. >> still just concepts. do you have a fully developed plan?
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>> let me explain. obamacare stinks. it's lousy. there are better answers. if we come up with a better answer, i would present that answer to democrats and to everybody else. >> when will we see your fully developed plan? >> i don't know that you'll see it at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because it's invisible. only the very smartest people can see it. he has luigi mangione working on it right now. he's really unbelievable. one minute, he's saying obamacare stinks. 30 seconds later, he's saying this. >> i am the one that saved obamacare. obamacare, when i took it over was a disaster. and i made it -- >> it has insured 20 million people. >> yeah, because of me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he saved obamacare. like that volcano saved pompeii. there were so many lies. this guy, he's got no facts left to give. and not only did trump save obamacare, he is single-handedly responsible, for the popularity of an exciting new word called "groceries."
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>> groceries. it's very simple word, groceries. like almost, you know, who uses the word -- i started using the word the groceries. when you buy apples, when you buy bacon, when you buy eggses. >> jimmy: oh, that's what it is. i never knew. grocery, oh, yeah. before president pigly j. wiggly, no one had ever heard that word before. trump got the "honorary patriot of the year" award. courtesy fox news fox may have some slots to fill. because trump has so far nominated twelve members of their airstaff to work at the white house as part of his team. he has assembled a veritable wack pack of cabinet picks. the newest is alina habababa, his former defense attorney who will now be counselor to the president. from pete hegseth to dr. oz to rfk, each nominee is nuttier than the last. and while this is all very unsettling to those of us who care about who's running the country, it's also a lot of fun
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for kids. >> from the makers of guess who comes milton bradley's newest guessing game. guess who trump appointed. ♪ can you guess who trump appointed, try not to feel so disappointed ♪ >> has your personal secretary shot her puppy in a gravel pit? >> no. >> that bitch had it coming. >> is there a doctor who promotes shady weight loss supplements? >> i was friends with oprah. >> does your person have a worm in his brain? >> huh-uh. >> want to see me do some push-ups in my jeans? >> is your person a woman of color? >> uh -- >> just kidding. ♪ >> is your person a billionaire who jumps around like a [ bleep ]? >> uh-huh. >> are you elon musk? >> bingo! >> elon, elon! >> who gives a [ bleep ] about
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the board games stuff? ♪ it's not about crazy picks, can you guess who trump appointed ♪ >> guess who trump appointed from the makers of brutal operation, the radical lunatic sex change game. available at autozone. >> jimmy: oh, wow. hey we have a fun show tonight. aaron taylor-johnson is here, we have music from 50 cent. and we'll be right back with jason bateman. [ cheering ] >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by the farmer's dog.
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supposed to play kraven the hunter, but the director said i was too muscular and had too much hair on my chest. we'll discuss that later with aaron. and later, he has a week-long residency at planet hollywood in havana from december 27th to january 4th, 50 cent is here with us. [ cheering ] we have quite a lineup. this week, we've got new shows with, josh brolin, nikki glaser, nicholas hoult, monica barbaro and ryan seacrest, with music from ray, the cast of "the outsiders" with jamestown revival and keith urban. so please join us for all of that. it's always a pleasure when our first guest ventures out of his bate-cave to join us on the show. he has a new movie. it is the tsa thriller "carry-on." you can see it starting friday on netflix. please welcome jason bateman. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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>> hi! >> jimmy: how you doing? you look very handsome. >> thanks. i got my fall colors on. >> jimmy: you're also very late. yeah, you showed up late. >> you used to do this at 5:00. >> jimmy: no, no, never did. no, never did. >> i think you did. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you would know. i would have no idea. >> did you call "carry-on" a tna thriller? >> jimmy: a tsa thriller. >> i do specialize in a tna thrillers. >> jimmy: we don't have enough tna thrillers anymore. something happened. i think the availability of pornography has diminished the appetite for the tna thriller. >> no. i think there is still plenty of porn. guillermo?
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>> guillermo: no, no speak english. [ laughter ] >> talk show quick. >> jimmy: you had a premiere right down the street from us last week, correct? >> i just want molly to come and sit with me. >> jimmy: no, no, she is not going to do that. that's my wife molly. keep your hands off of her. she is not sitting with you. let's talk about your wife for a second. >> okay. it's not working out so get it in now. >> jimmy: your wife amanda is a lovely person. >> yes, she is. >> jimmy: did you know that tomorrow is her birthday? [ laughter ] >> when are we taping this? >> jimmy: 5. >> yeah, it is her birthday. and i'm feeling good about the gift because i'm counseled by incredible people like molly. >> jimmy: okay, good. you got advice. that's smart. >> well, i made a mistake of free-styling for about 20 years, buying her gifts and getting not
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yelled at so much as just disappointed eyes, you know. but she's not a mean person. this is the best woman in the world next to molly. but, you know, guys are not fantastic at buying gifts unless you're jimmy kimmel, very good at buying gifts. >> jimmy: i got a good one for you this year. >> really? >> jimmy: you're going to hate it. you're going to hate it. >> he very good. any way, so i've learned my lesson. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> it's close to christmas too. so i don't have a lot of good bullets in the gun, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i'm going miss every once in a while. >> jimmy: what's the worst gift you've given amanda? the item or items that were least appreciated. >> a wedding ring. [ laughter ] she didn't like that. no. so for christmas one year, because you got to buy a few on christmas. birthday you can get away with
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one. so i broke into her -- there's a website that she likes to go to that has nice things on it. and i guessed her password, because it's the same password on everything. she's never going to work for the government. and so i go in there, and there is a bunch of stuff that she's marked that she wants. >> jimmy: oh. >> all this stuff, hearts or whatever the hell it is. and so i just got it all. i got all of it. it turns out this is stuff that she had marked for a friend of hers as things she might think about getting for this friend whose taste she hates. [ laughter ] for like her bridal shower or wedding shower. like 12 gifts she couldn't care less about. but i thought i was -- i really went above and beyond. and i learn mid lesson. >> jimmy: a nice gift is to give your wife a photo of her husband. for instance, something like this. [ cheering ]
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>> jimmy: this is, i don't know if you remember, do you remember where this was shot? >> it looks festive. >> jimmy: uh-huh. hollywood christmas parade. >> ah. >> jimmy: 1985. >> it looks like the right eye has done a lot of weed smoking. >> jimmy: and the left eye -- >> a sty. >> jimmy: you only need one side of your face really. do you have any memory of this? because it looks like you might not. >> it was a hollywood christmas parade, i do. they do that right out here. >> jimmy: that's right. >> do you go out there? >> jimmy: never, never. >> never? not once? you're in a fight with erik estrada? >> jimmy: you know what? erik doesn't do the show anymore. dean cain has replaced him. but i will tell you there are local politicians in hollywood who would encourage me to be a part of it. >> why don't you do it? >> jimmy: every year i make up a lie why i can't be in the parade, because i hate them, parades. and finally, i tell the guys, i'm going tell you something. i lie every year because i don't want to be in your parade, or
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any parade. >> i did it a couple of years, i think, and then it was either this parade or another parade. there was a while there where i did a lot of parades [ laughter ] things were slow. and i do remember one parade saying sweet, you ride in the back of a convertible and your cheeks started quivering because you're doing so much waving. i was grand marshall. it wasn't this one. i said if you can get me a quad sport, something i can tool around all the time. because i don't want to go slow and waiting on the band. i want to be able to jam up the side, come back, get into my spot, wave a little bit, pop around a little bit. i do remember a certain parade that they got me a motorcycle, a four-wheel motorcycle to ride around the parade in. >> jimmy: what a life this is. >> what a jerk. the parade spirit, sit in the back of the thing and wave to
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the nice people. >> jimmy: when you're the grand marshal, they led lettt you do whatever you want. i do want to get to your past, because you know i'm obsessed with it. but first, i want to show a clip from your new movie. >> this is the tt and ass movie? >> the tna thriller. jason bateman is here. we'll be right back. >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by ménage à trois. indulge today in one of their twenty award-winning wines. like a relentless weed, moderate to severe ulcerative colitis symptoms can keep coming back. start to break away from uc with tremfya... with rapid relief at 4 weeks. tremfya blocks a key source of inflammation. at one year, many people experienced remission... and some saw 100% visible healing of their intestinal lining. serious allergic reactions and increased risk of infections may occur.
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the bigger, the fewer, there are jobs happening all around that most people can't see, and they all have casualties. fortunately, i'm the guy who can keep the ca,ties to a minimum. >> 250 people is a minimum? >> there are much larger numbers. >> why make me an accomplice? why not check the bag? >> every bag is sorted to machines. you know that. our best is a carry-on. we just need a fix at the machine. thank you. >> that is jason bateman in "carry-on." [ cheering ] >> i'm not a baseball umpire in this film. i promise. >> jimmy: no? you look like the baseball umpire they paid 20 bucks to be at the little league game and the dads curse at him. >> i look like i'm throwing balls and strikes. no. this guy, he is trying to stay incognito as terrorists do with
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an all black outfit. and a backpack. >> jimmy: is the bat and the hair all one piece? >> i was completely bald during the shooting of that. >> jimmy: this is a difficult time for you. i know the holidays. this is a time that it's -- i know that -- well, for years, i've heard you speak about this on your podcast, and even heard you speak directly to conan o'brien about this on your podcast. >> oh, no, jimmy. >> jimmy: every year conan has a christmas party. >> son of a bitch. >> jimmy: and invites everyone you know, including both of your co-hosts. >> you. >> jimmy: including me. your wife. >> guillermo is there. cleo is there. >> jimmy: everyone but you. >> never get invited to conan's christmas party. >> jimmy: you confronted him on this. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: so this year, did he take mercy on you? >> he did. >> jimmy: he did? >> he did. i'm going. >> jimmy: oh, you are? >> i'm going.
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>> jimmy: congratulations. [ applause ] that's great. >> i'm going wear that outfit. i'm going have my backpack on. and whatever is ticking inside of it. >> jimmy: you see when you say you're going, were you invited to the party? >> i was, but only after i shamed him in person and then on stage doing the podcast. >> jimmy: okay. >> a couple of hot emails. [ laughter ] but, you know, it better be great. >> jimmy: i'm really happy for you. >> i'm out, though, going over to the other one. >> jimmy: let's play the game. come on, now. this is a game that is named after you. >> wait a second. what's this, now? >> jimmy: i made a box. we had a box made. this is a game because you, you know, you're -- it's based on your now boring but at one time incredible life as a young star in hollywood. >> it's really slowed down. >> jimmy: it's called the bateman game. [ cheering ]
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there are ping-pong balls in here, and we've written random celebrities' names. in a rapid-fire way, if you have a story than celebrity, share it. otherwise just say no. here is your first one. you see what that is? olson twins. yes, the olson twins. >> the olson twins, that's ashley and mary-kate, for those of you that are very, very young. so the olson twins, i directed an episode of the show they did immediately following "full house." >> jimmy: you did? >> and they were wonderful. >> jimmy: you directed an episode? >> i directed an episode. it was one of my first directing gigs. >> jimmy: excellent. >> i don't think i did a great job, but they were incredible. >> jimmy: okay. david hasselhoff. >> yes, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go ahead. >> he loves this so much. david hasselhoff was on a show
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called "knight rider" for the older folks in the audience. and i got a very special offer to do a guest spot on "knight rider." and in this, i was 15 at the time. not yet driving. but in the episode, my character drives the knight rider, the night mobile. what was it called? kit. the night ryder. and i drove it, and it was like the highlight of my year. nothing could be better than that. maybe battle of the network stars that year. but i didn't go. >> jimmy: kirk cameron. >> kirk cameron, you betcha', jimmy. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> kirk cameron and i came up in the early stages of teen magazine. he was usually on the cover. i was usually in the back of the paper somewhere. and we were also on the same soccer team growing up in the valley. yeah. kirk was a very, very, very nice gentleman. i don't know him nowadays, but i bet he is. >> jimmy: sammy davis jr. >> sammy davis jr., yes, jimmy.
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>> jimmy: i thought that was going to be a miss. >> sammy davis jr. was the -- [ laughter ] -- was the musical guest. >> jimmy: that's his eyeball. >> sammy davis jr. was a musical guest on one of the episodes i did on "the tonight show" with johnny carson. and i told some story to johnny about just having broken up with a girlfriend. i was, i don't know, 13, 14 something like that. so when sammy came out and did his song, there is other fish in the sea, something like that, he dedicated it to me and sang the song. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. i'm going to close the box, because we're not going to top that. that is -- i also got you a gift. you know how you talk about on the podcast you like to drive around in the old days with a candle on your dashboard? >> oh, god. >> jimmy: and then i suggested that perhaps you guys se sell merch? well, there it is.
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the smartless dash cam. that's for you. if you like it, nothing is going happen. if you like it, you can sell those to america. >> so they can get kpuld over like i did as a youngster. >> jimmy: yes, that's right. jason bateman. "carry-on" is available on netflix. we'll be back with aaron taylor-johnson. ♪ my late father-in-law lit up a room, but his vision dimmed with age. he had amd. i didn't know it then, but it can progress to ga, an advanced form of the disease. his struggle with vision loss from amd made me want to help you see warning signs of ga, like: hazy or blurred vision, so it's hard to see fine details, colors that appear dull or washed out, or trouble with low light that makes driving at night a real challenge. if you think you have ga, don't wait. treatments are available.
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>> jimmy: 50 cent on the way. our next guest knows that the ultimate prey is man himself. he is the king of his jungle in the new movie "kraven the hunter." >> i apologize. this guy, but i took care of it. he won't be bothering us any more. >> in a moment, you won't be bothered by much of anything. >> how did you -- where is mr. -- >> oh, you're standing in him. >> jimmy: "kraven the hunter" opens in theaters friday. please welcome aaron taylor-johnson. ♪
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how dare you show your face here after what you did. i don't blame you for this. i know that ultimately, you're an actor. >> it's very honorable for you to have me on here. i have to actually sincerely apologize, because i was actually so unaware that you wanted the part so much. >> jimmy: wanted the part? i had the part. didn't you see the -- >> i think they saw the screen test, and that's probably why they came to me. >> jimmy: oh. i don't know. i thought it was pretty great, actually. [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry, what was your name again? >> they call me kraven. >>. [ laughter ] >> seriously, what's your actual name? >> jimmy: i mean, it's -- >> actually informed quite a lot. we did watch your clip quite a
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lot, actually. and it was really more like what not to do. it was really helpful. actually, the russian was the main thing for me. >> jimmy: the russian? >> the russian accent. >> jimmy: yes, of course. >> jimmy has really gone there for this role. >> jimmy: that's right. >> when you get a chance to see other actors do their thing, how do i one-up this? i decided to actually speak russian. so i actually speak russian in the movie. >> jimmy: and what this accent? is this real? >> this one, i'm in between thinking about, you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, i was disappointed. i was disappointed. but i'm happy for you. i really am happy for you. see, one thing, i feel as though you have too many abs. have i the one ab, and you have a whole bunch of them. >> well -- >> jimmy: there he is. [ cheering ] one, two, three, four. there might be 11 of them.
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so you -- i would imagine you trained for this. >> no, i just wake up looking like that. yeah, it was six months of training, and a lot of, you know, dodged plans. i had a great trainer. >> jimmy: what is that? all protein shakes and meow mix? what do you have? >> it was pretty varied diet. but the thing i couldn't have was all the good stuff, really. the pasta, pizza, and zero alcohol for two years while i made this. >> jimmy: two years? >> not a drop of alcohol when i made this, yeah. >> jimmy: two years. so what happens when it's done? >> oh, well, then, you know, the first thing i ate was a pizza. i had a whole pizza. we went to a pub and had a beautiful draft-pulled beer with a great big thick head on it. it was ice-cold and it was the best thing i'd ever tasted. about ten minutes later i felt like i was balloon.
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my stomach went what the -- >> jimmy: when you don't have that for a long time, it comes back and attacks you. >> two years. >> jimmy: russell crowe plays your father. not a great dad. in the movie. he has a russian accent. >> he does. very similar to yours. >> jimmy: very similar to mine. did you get to know him over the course of the film? >> i mean, i idolized him. i'm a huge fan of his. not that i told him. >> jimmy: oh, you didn't tell him? >> oh, hell, no. i'm not going the flatter his ego. >> jimmy: you don't tell him at the end to give it to him? >> no. >> jimmy: really. >> he was cool, though. he was amazing. he gave everybody amazing wrap gifts. >> jimmy: what did he give me? >> he had a beautiful watch, a patek philippe. they're very expensive, patek philippe. on one day, he said come, sit next to me. look at this watch. look at this watch. >> jimmy: he is talking like
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this? >> and i was whoa, that's an incredible prop. no, this not prop. this real thing. he stays in character. that's not me doing an australian accent, by the way. and he goes how much is this watch? guess how much this watch? i don't -- i don't know, russell. i mean, papa. papa, no, i don't know. i had to stay in cast too. >> 500,000. this was 500,000. i said you know what they say about a patek philippe. he looked at me. and this is the perfect time to quote back the campaign slogan to him. i said, they say, papa, you never really own a patek philippe. you merely look after it for the next generation. i was pretty quick. that was pretty quick. and, you know, i am the older son. so. and cut to, it comes to his wrap, and you can finish him,
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oh, my god, russell is giving out amazing gifts. and getting this and that. okay. and he comes over to me, and he puts out his hand. and i instantly notice there is no watch. okay. here we go. and he goes, "it was really great working with you, mate." and i said i had a great time with you too. talking of time, papa. what happened to the patek. and he goes oh, the watch? it's on loan. i had to send it back. it's half a million dollars. well, i guess that's true, then. no one really does own a patek philippe. not even russell crowe. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and then nothing? >> nothing. just a handshake. no, he is a really good dude, and he is fantastic in the movie. >> jimmy: i wish i had some stuff for you. i can get you a smartless dash candle. >> that's more than russell crowe gave me.
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i'll take it. >> jimmy: "kraven the hunter" opens in theaters on friday. aaron taylor-johnson, everybody. thank you, aaron. we'll be right back with 50 cent. ho. ho. ho. it's santa. we got a problem. ♪ ho! ho! ho! if you're living with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis or active psoriatic arthritis
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>> jimmy: his residency at planet hollywood in las vegas starts december 27th - here with the songs "p-i-m-p" and "many men" 50 cent! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ i don't know what you heard about me but ya can't get a dollar out of me ♪ ♪ no cadillac, no perms you can't see that i'm a, in' p-i-m-p i don't know what ♪ ♪ you heard about me but ya can't get a dollar out of me ♪ ♪ no cadillac no perms you can't see that i'm a p-i-m-p now shawty ♪ ♪ she in the club she dancin' for dollars she got a thing for that gucci ♪ ♪ that fendi that prada that bcbg burberry dolce & gabbana ♪ ♪ she feed them foolish fantasies they pay her ♪ ♪ 'cause they want her i spit a little g-man and my game got her an hour later ♪ ♪ have that ass up in the ramada them trick 'em in her ear sayin' ♪
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♪ they think about her i got 'em by the bar tryna get a drink ♪ ♪ up out her she like my style she like my smile she like the way i talk ♪ ♪ she from the country think she like me 'cause i'm from new york i ain't that -- ♪ ♪ tryna holler 'cause i want some -- i'm that -- tryna holler 'cause i want some bread ♪ ♪ i could care less how she perform when she in the bed hit that track catch a date ♪ ♪ and come and pay the kid look baby this is simple you can't see ♪ ♪ you -- with me you -- with a p-i-m-p i don't know what ♪ ♪ you heard about me but ya can't get a dollar out of me no cadillac ♪ ♪ no purse you can see that i'm a -- p-i-m-p i don't know what ♪ ♪ you heard about me but ya can't get a dollar out of me ♪ ♪ no cadillac no purse you can't see ♪ ♪ that i'm a -- p-i-m-p yeah! many men wish death upon me blood in my eye dog ♪ ♪ and i can't see i'm tryin' to be what i'm destined to be and they tryin' to ♪
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♪ take my life away i put a hole in a -- for -- with me my back on the wall ♪ ♪ now you gon' see better watch how you talk when you talk about me ♪ ♪ 'cause i'll come and take your life away many men many many many ♪ ♪ many men wish death 'pon me lord i don't cry no more ♪ ♪ don't look to the sky no more have mercy on me ♪ ♪ now man these -- -- puttin' money on my head ♪ ♪ go on and get your refund i ain't dead i'm the diamond in ♪ ♪ the dirt that ain't been found i'm the underground king and i ain't been crowned ♪ ♪ when i rhyme somethin' special happened every time ♪ ♪ i'm the greatest somethin' like ali in his prime i walk the block ♪ ♪ with the bundles i've been knocked on the humble ♪ ♪ swing the ox when i rumble show your ass what my gun do ♪ ♪ got a tempergo 'head lose your head turn your back on me get clapped and ♪ ♪ lose your legs i walk around gun on my waist chip on my shoulder ♪ ♪ 'til i bust in your face this beef ain't over
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>> jimmy: thanks to jason bateman, aaron taylor-johnson and 50 cent. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching, goodnight. this is nightline. >> tonight, after a nearly week long manhunt, a suspect arrested, charged with murder, and the brazen shooting of a health insurance ceo. >> hear me on this. he is no
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