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>> jimmy: very nice. i'm gym jimmy, i am host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us from hollywood, california, where we are busy wrapping up the year, reviewing all the year-end lists. the best tv shows of the year, the best music of the year. "time" has unveiled their shortlist of nominees for person of the year. the list includes joe rogan, kamala harris, donald trump, mark zuckerberg, benjamin netanyahu, kate middleton, and elon musk. is elon musk a person? [ laughter ] because i've seen no evidence of that. can you imagine if elon musk gets person of the year over donald trump? that will be the end of that relationship. [ laughter ] that bromance will blow up like a spacex rocket. [ laughter ] we definitely know who wins "time's" sexiest alleged

murderer of the year. that would go to luigi mangione, the suspect in the shooting of the ceo of united health care, who's become the hottest cold-blooded killer in america. i'm not true what this this says about us, but as soon as these photos came out, someone found his abs somewhere online. [ laughter ] ryan murphy right now is flying to netflix headquarters in a jet pack. [ laughter ] so many women and so many men are going nuts over how good-looking this killer is. there's a huge wave of horny washing over us right now. it's like we're one of the guys you work with, says, "i had a dream about you last night." when it's the fed ex guy with the big miscellaniscellaneous and rolled-tee. that same dynamic. i've never experienced anything like this. these are screen grabs of actual

exchanges between members of our staff and their friends, relati relatives, whatever. i've changed the names to protect the guilty. [ laughter ] lorraine c.s and, do you guys think the united health care ceo killer is hot? fran replies, yes, i love luigi, i think he's gay are though. [ laughter ] this is an exchange between two of our producers, elphaba and glinda. [ laughter ] my tiktok is flooded, my mom chain's going nuts. that's my tiktok, everyone is obsessed. people are saying a new york jury has the power to find him innocent because we all love him. i'm not mad at him. [ laughter ] this from susie d. this text from her mother. am i the only person wondering if the gunman had tweezed and reshaped his eyebrows, he would have never been caught? ha ha, good point, his eyebrows are very defined. yes, so many questions. like, can i fix you?

i need him so bad, so bad, so, so bad. okay, so i would visit him in prison. and bake him cookies, maybe. perhaps more. but i haven't thought that far ahead. it's not just women. this is the husband of one of our staffers. did you see the assassin? yes, i'm so upset. like, excuse me, lol. i'm about to be a jailhouse bride. 'cause damn shorty is so fine. i'm dead or willing to be. and one more from a young woman in our segment department texting, all my friends in new york that i hope they get called to jury duty. god, i want to do jury duty so bad. [ laughter ] well, at least it's stirring up a passion for civic duty, i guess. [ laughter ] what is going on? [ cheers and applause ] there are dozens of products for sale on etsy with his face on

them. there are lookalike contests. luigi mangione crypto. people are making fan cams. i learned about this today, tribute montages like this. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: it's bananas. it's like hello kitty is involved now. it does feel kind of good, we're moving away from nonstop election coverage and back to drooling over a cold-blooded murderer's eyebrows and abs. i think that might be progress, maybe not, i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] i think it's because sometimes when people identify with why a crime was committed, we lose sight of the reality of that crime. like this incident. this is something that happened at an auto dealership in sandy city, utah.

>> this was not an accident. you see the man ram a gray subaru right in and smash into the front desk. sandy city police tell us the man bought the car from tim dahle mazda, got home, had mechanical issues, wanted to return the vehicle. the vehicle was sold as-is and the dealership would not take it back. the driver said if it didn't get his money back, he'd drive through the front door, and it looks like he followed through on that promise. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i think we just found trump's new secretary of transportation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i mean, here's the thing. this guy, at least according to the story and that video, also allegedly committed a crime we can relate to. the car he didn't like, wanted to bring it back. so why aren't we making fan cams of him? ♪ ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it boss that i believe we have two standards of justice here? one for the attractive, and another for the not? i guess we'll see how many texts go back and forth about the subaru hottie tomorrow. [ laughter ] we'll see if damn shorty is fine. speaking of car wrecks, donald trump jr. appears to have a new lady in his life. djtj has been engaged to kimberly guilfoyle since 2020, but he's been spotted numerous times with another palm, a palm beach socialite named bettina anderson. there's our prince opening the door to the car for her. what is a date with john doctor even like? do you both sip from straws out of the same monster energy drink? [ laughter ] the first boy has not made an announcement about the status of his relationship with kimberly guilfo guilfoyle, but something seems to be up.

less than 24 hours after those photos were published, daddy donald posted, "today i am very pleased to announce the appointment of kimberly guilfoyle as the united states ambassador to greece." [ laughter ] [ applause ] he made her ambassador to one of the farthest countries possible. [ laughter ] what a family this is. he has morrelltives working at the white house than i do at this show right now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] then we've got his daughter-in-law, lara trump, bride of eric. trump is reported to be lobbying governor desantis of florida to appoint lara to the senate where marco rubio leaves his spot to be secretary of state. maybe this -- i don't know, with lara, maybe it's trump's way of telling her to please stop singing? i don't know. [ laughter ] remember when republicans couldn't shut up about kamala harris and her qualifications? she doesn't have the experience, he only picked her because she's a black woman, is she even a

black woman? may i introduce senator lara trump, graduated with a b.a. in communications at nc state, studied at the french culinary institute, worked as a personal trainer. get that lady in the government right away. [ laughter ] if lara becomes a senator, who's going to walkeric? [ laughter ] one thing we know for sure is that seat is not going to matt gaetz. disgraced former congressman and rejected nominee for attorney general, matt gaetz, has a new job starting in january. he will host a show on oan, "one america news." for those who aren't familiar with oan, it's like fox news but crazier and younger, which is just the way matt gaetz likes it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know, fox news compared to oan. you know how some guys get tired of regular porn, start looking at tentacles? [ laughter ] that's how oan compares to fox news. "the gaits show" doesn't premiere until next month. they put a poster on their website. look at him, the reservoir

horndog ready to go. quick message to all the female interns at oan, hide. i said before, this is that special time when all the end-of-year accolades are handed out. every december, we at our show scour our archives to kind the most entertaining, incredible, amazing, fascinating clips that have aired on our show the past 12 months. the cream of the crop, the best of the best. while each one of these is excellent in its own right, only one of them will be crowned "clip of the year." [ cheers and applause ] and the nominees are -- offensive line. >> this is far and away the best defense patrick mahomes has had, right? is it possible they can ride the "d"? >> i -- >> the defense? >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] it takes a village people. >> why donald trump's most consistent favorite song ever played at his political rallies

is the gayest song that any presidential candidate has ever decided to lose himself in. >> britain's got talent. >> here's a question for you. something many men wish for, well endowed has affected his entire life. >> matt has britain's biggest penis, measuring over 12 inches when erect, more than double the average size. >> far from being a gift, matt's large penis comes with equally large problems. good morning to you, matt. >> good morning. >> old yellow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jersey boys. >> anthony black and gradey dick. one from arkansas, the other from kansas. exchanging jerseys.

[ cheers and applause ] and vanna what? ♪ >> right in the butt. >> no. >> this is the best. >> yeah, that's it, i think. >> jimmy: and the clip of the year for 2024 is -- very exciting, guillermo. britain's got talent! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. now to accept the award, coming to us all the way from london, he's even bigger than ben, say hello to the bearer of the largest measured penis in the whole world, matt barr. [ cheers and applause ] hello, matt.

thank you for being with us. sorry we couldn't bring you out here in person. abc would only allow us to show you from the waist up. [ laughter ] how has your life changed since sharing this celebration of your private parts with the world? >> i've had a lot more strange messages online, i'll say that. >> that's it, huh? >> well, i'm not -- luigi mangione-level looking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: has king charles reached out to offer you a knighthood? [ laughter ] >> he's kind of busy at the moment. hopefully it's going to come in the mail. >> jimmy: how can you ever be too busy for that? you have the world's largest measured ppenis. take us through what goes into determining that. [ laughter ] >> mostly interesting to you're on thes and dropping the trousers and getting measured. obviously a lot of men say things they can't back up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the you're on the signs an affidavit, that affidavit is shared with the world? >> obviously there are billions

of men out there, there could be someone bigger, it's just anyone that's done it so far that we know it. legal reasons, i have to clarify that. >> jimmy: on a date, this is something that you warn a lady about in advance? or do you just spring it on them? [ laughter ] >> well -- i don't know what to say. in terms of operation, there's often some warning signs beforehand. >> jimmy: okay. >> if they aren't aware of that, you kind of do have to drop some hints. >> jimmy: yes, certainly. you ever dress it up for the holidays? [ laughter ] like people do -- >> like a christmas ham. >> jimmy: like a sweater dress or something like that? >> they don't really do my size, unfortunately. >> jimmy: what are the disadvantages of having a huge penis? can you wear shorts? [ laughter ] are there things you can't do? >> you can't really go scuba diving. >> jimmy: oh. >> without making a scene. >> jimmy: subha diving is something they recommend against, why? >> wet suits and genitalia don't

mix. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. you say that like we should know it. [ laughter ] >> it's basic biology. >> jimmy: do you go to the gym, walk in the shower, yell out, "a genie made my wish come true!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that is a good line. if you don't mind my stealing it. >> jimmy: for those who would like to see matt's genitals, a cast of your penis is on display in a museum in iceland, correct? >> yes. it's the iceland farm logical museum. the world's only real verified penis museum. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you ever go there and stand next to it and kind of go, hey, it's mine? [ laughter ] >> likely just in the showers. >> jimmy: matt, we have a trophy for you. but i feel like you already have one of these. [ laughter ] if you like, i can send it to

you. >> no, put it on the man bell piece. suitable for guests, anyway. >> jimmy: is there anyone you'd like to thank besides god, matt? [ laughter ] >> i'd like to thank everyone here who's put up with this conversation. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: we appreciate it. merry christmas. happy holidays. we've got a good show for you tonight. monica barbaro is here. we have music from keith urban. we'll be back with strong, so stick around!

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monica barbaro is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] later, a four-time grammy winner all the way from australia. his album is called "high." keith urban is with us. yep go to keithurban.com. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by nikki glaser and nicholas halt with music from the cast of insiders. our first guest has an emmy and tony, you know him as kendall roy from "succession." now he's getting more great reviews and a golden globe nomination for his role as donald trump's mentor in "the apprentice." please say hello to jeremy strong! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look very woody allen

>> it's my "certifiserpico." hat. >> jimmy: ryan seacrest was supposed to be here, he got sick, you were in town. >> happened to be in my hotel room. >> jimmy: you came by, you saved the day. you did i'm grateful to you for doing that. unfortunately, i don't know if you know this you now have to host new year's eve. [ laughter ] take on all ryan's duties for "wheel of fortune," the radio show, it's all you from now on. on broadway, did you have an emergency understudy situation? >> yeah. it's like 2008. and i was in my -- i was like 29, 30 years old. and i was broke. and i was living at a friend's hotel room up in the berkshires because i didn't have a place in new york. and i got a call saying there's a play at the public theater downtown, new york. can you go on tonight?

and i'd never read the play, never seen the play. >> jimmy: wow. >> i knew the playwright. i was a fan. and -- i didn't have the money for the metro north or whatever the train was to get me down from williamstown, from the berkshires, to the city. so i said, if you can get my train ticket and pay for the cab when they drop me in front of the public, i'll be there. and i went on with a book in my hand. brian dennehy, aidan quinn in the play. it's like your nightmare, like a nightmare. >> jimmy: i don't know why you'd agree to do that. [ laughter ] >> rilke said, "surely all good art is the product of having been in danger." sometimes you have to go to the danger. >> jimmy: yeah, but who's rilke? [ laughter ] >> so i did the -- i went on and ben brantley was in the audience that night. and he mentioned me in the review. "the new york times" was reviewing the play that night. and i got an agent.

it was actually a big moment. >> jimmy: you got a good review? >> i thought maybe if i go on your show tonight, you know -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want another agent? [ laughter ] i feel like you're covered, representation-wise. i'm sure there are a lot of people probably interested. your birthday is on christmas, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you follow which celebrities you share birthdays with? because i have it here. [ laughter ] jimmy buffett. justin trudeau. annie lennox. and jesus. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and you. the five of you. are you a birthday guy? >> you know -- there was a thing that somebody did. you can look up your primal astrological animal. you can all do this. if you look at your -- go to primalastrology.com. >> jimmy: it's a real thing? >> yeah i looked up yours. >> jimmy: you looked up mine. >> i'm a salmon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> i mean -- >> jimmy: what does that mean?

>> denzel is a salmon. >> jimmy: denzel is a salmon? swimming upstream together? what happens? >> i guess the idea is -- by the way, he's a hero of mine. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you -- yeah. you have, like, one purpose. and you swim upstream the whole time. and you get shredded. and, like, torn apart. you finally get there. you come to fruition, and you die. [ laughter ] so that's -- kind of tracks. and you're a panda. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] i'm a fat bear that does nothing? [ laughter ] you're a panda. >> guillermo: i'm a panda for sure, yeah. for sure, yes, i'm a panda, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> can i read this to you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> pandas are surprisingly shy. they can be territorial loners who live in their own little world. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> can be hard for pandas to find the right social scene, but it's important that they try. >> jimmy: this all sounds right so far, honestly. [ laughter ] >> keith urban is a panda.

>> jimmy: keith is a panda? he's not. he's not having any trouble finding a social scene. have you seen that panda? that's a handsome panda. [ laughter ] i didn't know i was a panda. i'm going to have to start eating more bamboo. [ laughter ] i was reading a story today about rupert murdoch's kids saw an episode of "succession." this is not one of these page six stories. this was in court. >> yeah, this was in nevada, yeah. >> jimmy: you know about it, okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they like -- they got in a big fight because of the episode of the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's nuts. >> they instituted a -- an emergency plan because of an episode of the show. listen, i mean, i think -- you know, what it made me think was -- you know, i've been lucky to be a part of a lot of films, and in that case, a television series that kind of speak to the world that we're in now. "the big short."

"the trial of the chicago 7." "selma." these are all movies we're talking about now. [ applause ] thank you. and i guess when i read that, my takeaway was -- having inhabited, you know, an adjacent world to that for seven years -- my feeling is, yeah, i take that really seriously. i've been accused of taking it seriously. i do take it really seriously. >> jimmy: just like a salmon would. [ laughter ] >> just like a salmon. >> jimmy: in a lot of ways. when we come back, we're going to see a clip from the movie "the apprentice." jeremy strong is with us. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by menage a trois. indulge today in one of their 20 award-winning wines. ♪ lean on me when times are bad ♪ ♪ when the day comes and you are down ♪

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what led you to believe you were denied a lease at trump properties based on your race? >> not only did the newspaper advertise -- >> that's walter. doj. he runs the show. >> i saw three caucasians approved me. >> objection, speculation. how can you be for sure they're caucasians? i've seen puerto ricans whiter than my tush. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is jeremy strong playing roy cohn in "the apprentice," available to rent or buy. i love this movie. i feel it really helped me understand donald trump, who i obviously spend a lot of time thinking about. i think this character, roy

cohn, you played him -- i feel like i don't know anything about the guy other than what i saw from you, but i feel like you just nailed it. i really do. it's so interesting how much of trump's philosophy came from him. and then to have trump's friends so active about trying to squash this movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: trying to make sure no one sees it. >> the movie is really a character study. and the movie's not at all i think what people expect it's going to be. but it is an or gin story. in the way, it's about the birth of a worldview and a lot of trump's worldview and a lot of his ideology and a lot of his playbook comes from roy cohn. >> jimmy: you even see it in that clip where they say, oh, yeah, how do you know they're caucasian? how do you know -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: denying things right in front of your face. >> he had a credo which the movie explores, which is, always attack. deny everything. and never admit defeat. and when you learn that, it becomes a sort of dog whistle

that you hear all the time now. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you know, he is incalculable influential historical figure. ky bird who wrote the oppenheimer book is working on the roy cohn book now. that's how an important historical figure he is to our world now. there's something a journalist named sydney j. harris said, that history repeats itself but in such cunning disguise that we never detect the resemblance until the damage is done. and we sometimes live in a country that has historical amnesia. and this movie is an attempt to look at something in our past to help us understand how we got to where we are now so that we're not condemned to repeat it. >> jimmy: what was the most interesting thing you learned about one or both of these guys when you were working on this film? >> well -- you know, roy was a vicious guy, pretty ruthless guy. he was also a brilliant lawyer.

and the conundrum. you know, a lot of what roy was, and i think trump, had to do with, you know what, they call narcissistic injury as a child. narcissistic wounds where the world doesn't mirror you in a way that makes you feel special, necessarily, and so -- certainly roy cohn's case, he did a lot to compensate for that, to elevate himself, to seek power. winning was his only moral measure. but he also loved frogs, stuffed frogs, frog figurines. [ laughter ] toy frogs. he had a room full of frog plushies, basically. [ laughter ] very strange. >> jimmy: yeah, very strange. yeah. >> and i could never, you know -- it's like -- it's like a, you know, mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an enigma. >> jimmy: would it be a good idea for all your friends and family to give you frogs for the holidays this year? [ laughter ] >> you know what, that's in the

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we have music from keith urban on the way. our next guest got her breakout role alongside tom cruise in "top gun," she is daughter to schwarzenegger on fubar, and now she plays joan baez alongside timothee chalamet in the new bob

dylan movie, “a complete unknown.” ♪ ♪ it ain't me babe no no no it ain't me babe ♪ ♪ it ain't me you're looking for babe ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: “a complete unknown” opens in theaters christmas day. please welcome monica barbaro. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: monica, we have not met. you met guillermo at the oscars, though. is that true? >> but very memorably, yeah, guillermo and i met. he gave me a gift. >> jimmy: what did he give you? >> well -- he was on the oscars carpet giving -- i don't know if you -- i don't know if he did this for other movies, like if there were other themed flasks, but there was a jet that was in the shape of a -- like in the

form of a flask. and he was making people take shots out of it. [ laughter ] and then he -- >> jimmy: that sounds right, that sounds like him. >> guillermo: that's correct, yeah. [ laughter ] good memory. >> a good time. and then he gave me the flask. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> he did. and it was like breaking apart in my hands. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> sorry, i cut off applause. he gave me the flask. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it was junk? >> it was junk, but it meant a lot to me. and i didn't want to break it, but you know, big dress, lots of other things you've got to do on the carpet, then go sit down. so i decided to coat check the flask. which was a weird encounter, experience. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and then -- and then i forgot about it. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i called -- i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: oh. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: he woulder in have known had you not said it. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah. >> i know. i called my publicist, "do they

have a lost and found?" "yeah, what did you lose, a jacket?" "no." >> jimmy: somebody pocketed your flask. >> looks like a jet, yeah. >> jimmy: but it's filled with tequila. like spirit airlines in a lot of ways. [ laughter ] first of all, this movie is really, really good. and you are so good in it. i could not believe -- after i got a little information about you afterwards -- that you didn't play the guitar, you didn't seeing, you didn't do any of that stuff before the movie. >> no, yeah. >> jimmy: you learned to do it for the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you seem to be playing so well. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much practice -- how quickly can a human learn to play guitar? >> well, at first i was told i'd have five months, and i was really freaked out about that. but i did get to kind of a proficiency level at that point. it could have been moderately believable. but then the strikes happened. so i had some more time to myself. >> jimmy: i see. >> i couldn't train with

coaches. >> jimmy: i was looking at your hands to see if they were -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- inserting digital -- >> i knew there would be a lot of that. >> jimmy: it's not, right? >> no, no. i can see every time i mess up, it drives me insane. >> jimmy: did you practice? you were doing fubar at the time. did you practice on set with arnold schwarzenegger around? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did. did he hear you practicing? >> yeah. well, gra. so for the second half of this film i was also filming "fubar" in toronto. i was flying back and forth between new york and toronto. >> jimmy: both at the same time? >> yeah, yeah. and i had these songs coming up. and i'm like really shy about, you know, like -- i don't know, i'm not the person who whips out a guitar and sings "kumbaya." i just would shyly sort of practice out to the side. we'd be in the woods. you know, just -- it's an action show. >> jimmy: right. >> and at one point he just very

sweetly was like, "play for me." he came and he sat down. you know, you're not going to say no. >> jimmy: no, no. >> that was a bad imitation of his voice. >> jimmy: "play for me." [ laughter ] "go." >> do it. do it now. >> jimmy: here you guys are. what is this, arnold's trailer on set? what's going on here? >> it might as well be. yeah, schnitz zell every friday. that's not a joke. >> jimmy: like taco tuesday, schnitzel friday? >> schnitzel fridays, and my dog runs up into his trailer. >> jimmy: sure, schnitzel, a dog's going to come. >> that was oktoberfest. >> jimmy: you worked with arnold and tom cruise. who gives the better wrap gift? >> oh. god, i don't know. i don't remember the wrap gifts. tom gives a -- 'tis the season. tom gives a christmas cake. >> jimmy: coconut cake, very famous cake. >> i was trying to get mine

here. it's somewhere in l.a. trying to find me. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, i think i'm going to bring it to the after party. >> jimmy: i got one yesterday, maybe that was yours. [ laughter ] did you know timothee chalamet before this movie? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. >> no. >> jimmy: well, he -- >> i love him. >> jimmy: he becomes bob dylan in a way that you just never think possible of this kid, you know? it's really something else. >> yeah, he really transformed. >> jimmy: did you call him bob on set? >> uh -- no. i mean, not -- in a scene. in the scenes, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in the scenes. that's good. that's smart. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: so he wasn't like a method actor? because i'd heard that he had, like, kind of turned into bob. no? >> no, i mean -- sometimes i feel like when you talk about -- when we talk about things that way, it reads as though it's like this parading circus act or something on set. he was really in the zone, you know. but it wasn't -- it was a very natural thing. and everybody was really into it.

i mean, everybody was just doing their best to embody these characters. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> absorbed in it. >> jimmy: these artists that mean so much to so many people. >> and pressure, yeah. >> jimmy: i feel like you're singing about things that just doesn't seem to exist anymore, really. it's very interesting. it just doesn't -- it's not as it was at that time. what is this? hold on a second. we've got a little surprise for you. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that the one? >> guillermo: this is the one. >> no, it's not the one. >> guillermo: don't lose her, all right? >> all the pieces were falling off. >> jimmy: it is going to collapse. the moment you leave here. [ laughter ] >> it feels like the same one, there's glue everywhere. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: the power of modern technology. >> i think you did say that. >> guillermo: you want to try? >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't worry about the glue.

>> guillermo: it is tequila. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's for you to keep. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the movie is called "a complete unknown." it opens in theaters on christmas day. thank you for being here, monica. [ cheers and applause ] monica barbaro, everybody. we'll be back with keith urban! (box thuds) (water boils) (packet tears) (tea bag clanks) (water pours) - listening to people that drink bigelow tea is so important to my family, because making that perfect cup,

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>> jimmy: thanks to jeremy strong and monica barbaro. apologies to matt damon. first, here with the song "high," in the chuck taylors, keith urban! ♪ ♪ ♪ we were holdin' hands barefoot in the grass with the red sunset still warm on our backs the sky looked ♪ ♪ like an ocean and the water looked like glass and forever meant ♪ ♪ tomorrow we both wondered if we would last you were leavin' town i ♪

♪ didn't wanna face it love just doesn't grow in two different places us burnin' out ♪ ♪ i couldn't take it so we tied a double knot in those faded white laces my size twelve ♪ ♪ and your size seven we threw 'em straight straight up to heaven high in the smalltown sky. it was up in the air are they gonna make it never come down never gonna come untied ♪ ♪ yeah you and i we're still hangin' in there just like chuck taylors on ♪ ♪ a power line in between the silence you and me talked all night i made you laugh then ♪ ♪ accidentally made you cry when i said i wouldn't blame you

if the sunrise ♪ ♪ meant goodbye you said how dare you baby who are we not to try then sittin' right ♪ ♪ there on the hood of your saturn bright as the red on your flower ♪ ♪ dress pattern a light went off and that's when it happened you were gonna be mine ♪ ♪ and nothing else mattered my size twelve and your size seven we threw 'em straight ♪ ♪ straight up to heaven high in the smalltown sky it was up in the air ♪ ♪ are they gonna make it never come down never gonna come untied yeah you and i ♪ ♪ we're still hangin' in there just like chuck taylors on a power line ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ are they gonna make it yes we're gonna make it are they gonna make it ooh yes we're ♪ ♪ gonna make it my size twelve and your size seven we threw 'em straight ♪ ♪ straight up to heaven high in that smalltown sky it was up in the air ♪ ♪ are we gonna make it never come down never gonna come untied ♪ ♪ no we're never gonna come untied are we gonna make it yes we're gonna make now ♪ ♪ are we gonna make it yes we're gonna make now are we gonna make it ♪ ♪ yes we're gonna make now chuck taylors on a power line are we gonna make it ♪ ♪ yes we're gonna make now are we gonna make it yes we're gonna make now are we gonna make it ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ yes we're gonna make now we're still hangin' in there just like ♪ ♪ chuck taylors on a power line ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. tonight, as if completely out of touch. >> and it's an insult to the intelligence of the american people have been angry. >> outbursts. the man charged with killing the ceo of unitedhealthcare erupting outside a pennsylvania courthouse. what police say his