for sandhya patel, chris alvarez, all of us. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. comedian nikki glasers hoult. have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight -- nikki glaser -- nicholas hoult -- and a performance from the broadway musical “the outsiders.” with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us in hollywood. relax, please, sit. it's the end of the year is near. they're tallying up all the -- they make all the lists, so the events, the spotify, the wraps, the apple music replay. today might be the most interesting one of all. we were blessed with the annual wrapup from pornhub. [ laughter ] pornhub, the adult entertainment website, revealed its top searches of the year. and it's all very interesting. they say the average amount of time men spent on their site is the amount of time their wife is at the grocery store, minus 8 seconds. [ laughter ] right guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy, yeah. >> jimmy: that's right. the top search out of all the different genres and subgenres

that pornography has to offer is -- can i get a sexy drumroll for this? [ sexy drumroll ] the number one search was -- hentai. which honestly, i had to look up. [ laughter ] you seem to know what it was. i guess this is -- did you know what that was? >> guillermo: oh, no, jimmy. >> jimmy: sexually explicit japanese animation. here's a fun game to play when you're home for the holidays. try explaining what "hentai" is to your grandparents. [ laughter ] hentai took the top spot from “lesbian.” [ laughter ] you know our society is in very deep trouble when people are passing over lesbians to watch naked cartoon characters. [ laughter ] one of the fun things they do is release a map breaking their searches down by state. there's a lot of the usual stuff, hot babes, girlfriend, navajo, that sort of thing. [ laughter ] but there are some unusual searches too. for example, in california this year, the number one search was "friend's mom." [ laughter ] in nevada, they're really into vegas, which makes sense if you've ever been anywhere else in nevada.

in washington state they enjoy "milking." [ laughter ] in oregon they're into furries. wisconsin likes pee. [ laughter ] which is a slogan they should definitely put on their license plates. [ laughter ] colorado is into footjobs, which means the next time lauren boebert goes to see "beetlejuice," she'll have to take off her shoes. [ laughter ] keep your nana away from missouri. keep your thousand pound sisters away from west virginia. pennsylvania could probably use more imagination. "naked women." and in iowa, the top search was "work trip." [ laughter ] an iowans' sexiest fantasy is leaving iowa. nationally, searches for the word “coworker” grew 92%. “sex in the office” was up 31%. “workplace fantasy” went up 57%. and “workplace orgy” rose 19%. so, maybe all the working from home wasn't such a bad thing after all. [ laughter ] the state of georgia had “ebony

homemade” at the top of its list, and this fan at an usher concert in atlanta demonstrated exactly why. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: imagine being too sexually explicit for usher. [ laughter ] and then we have america's most unseemly new sex symbol, murder suspect luigi mangione. who was arrested after being “recognized at a pennsylvania mcdonald's, hash brown in hand”" they caught him brown-handed. [ laughter ] not red-handed, kind of a golden brown greasy-handed. it's so crazy to think that donald trump working the french fry machine was only the

second weirdest thing to happen at a mcdonald's in pennsylvania this year. [ laughter ] mangione has now lawyered up, which means we have the first new character is in what is sure to be an ongoing crime drama. altoona attorney tom dickey. [ laughter ] best known for his work playing bilbo baggins in "the hobbit." [ laughter ] it's kind of amazing, the way this stuff always goes. i mean, it hasn't even been a week. already we've got tom, dickey and hairy. [ laughter ] police in altoona report that they've been getting threats from mangione's fans, demanding he be released immediately. you know, i've been on tv just about nonstop for 29 years. this guy has been in the news since monday. he has fans threatening the police? why do i feel like if i shot somebody, even my mother would be like, "lock him up, teach him a lesson!" [ laughter ] "the only way he's going to learn!" mangione's new lawyer did a bunch of interviews immediately upon taking the case. and told kaitlyn collins from cnn that strangers are offering to pay the kid's legal bills.

>> i have received some emails, i have not seen them personally but my understanding from the staff is people are doing that. >> the people are reaching out to you and offering to help pay for his legal bills? >> that's correct. >> would you accept those offers? i mean, i imagine you maybe -- i don't know, have you ever gotten that before? >> nah. nah, to be honest with you, i probably wouldn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. so not exactly the o.j. dream team we're dealing with here. [ laughter ] "nah, i'd rather get paid in doughnuts like i usually do." [ laughter ] >> he has a hearing coming up -- i believe it's -- the 20-somethingth. i can't recall, a lot happened today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did luigi get his lawyer at mcdonald's too? [ laughter ] it's weird that he even has a lawyer. i mean, think about this. if you get sick or severely disabled and your health insurer won't cover it, you're out of luck. but if you do something violent to protest that, “here's your free attorney."

[ laughter ] you know, i went on google maps to look at tom dickey's law office, and this is what it showed. [ laughter ] how is a lawyer supposed to keep you out of prison when he works in one? [ laughter ] and yes, the law offices of tom m. dickey do look like they'd be across the street from a burlington coat factory. but that's only because, they are across the street from a burlington coat factory. [ laughter ] this killing has unleashed a huge outpouring of anger directed at the health insurance industry. after decades of denied claims and appeals and all the hoops and red tape they make you go through. and it's resonating. many healthcare executives, these ceos, want you to know that they hear your frustration and they are doing something about it. they're hiring private security. [ laughter ] your grandma can drop dead. [ laughter ] in jollier news, christmas is exactly two weeks away. and so is chanukah. i was talking to some of my jewish co-workers, who are

having a hard time finding holiday movies for their kids. there are a ton of family christmas movies, but hardly any for chanukah. basically one adam sandler movie from 2002, "eight and that's it. that's the miracle they made one hanukkah movie last 22 years. we looked it up this afternoon, there are more christmas movies starring dogs, than there are chanukah movies starring people. there are more ways to spell the word "chanukah" than there are movies about chanukah. there are -- >> did somebody say chanukah? >> jimmy: what's that? >> did somebody say "chanukah?" yes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm the magical chanukah unicorn, here to spread some joy! and give you lots of presents, except if you're a goy! like you. i'm the cha-nu-corn! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, gary. >> i'm not gary.

i'm the chanucorn, the magical chanukah unicorn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry, everyone. this is gary greenberg, he is one of our writers, and every year for the past ten years -- >> eleven years. >> jimmy: even worse. [ laughter ] every year for the past eleven years, gary interrupts our show dressed as this ridiculous character he made up. >> the chanucorn! >> jimmy: can we please not do this? it's been a very hard year. >> well, that's about to turn around because i have a major announcement! i am starring in a big budget "chollywood" movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a chanukah movie? >> yes. i'm inviting your entire audience to the premiere, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's fun, when is the premiere? >> right now. there's a mitzvah mobile parked outside the building. [ laughter ] its only a 90-minute drive to monrovia. come on everybody, follow me. you can come, too jimmelah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, nobody follow him, please. gary, you can't just take the audience and drive them to monrovia.

>> well, then can i at least play the trailer? >> jimmy: if i say yes, do you promise never to do this again? [ laughter ] >> we'll see. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, everybody. fasten your borsht belts. [ laughter ] because my new holiday-themed romance is about to leave you verklempt! that means choked up. roll the tape! >> from the "challmark" channel's algorithm, a small-town stud too busy with his business to find love. >> i'm so busy making matzo balls on a stick for orphans, i don't have time to j-date. sorry, all sales are final already. >> a big-city lawyer trying to destroy his business. >> eviction notice? >> played by internet sensation haley welsh. >> hey, it's the hop to it girl. >> also the ceo of business

kaput. i'm here to close down your holiday-themed matzo ball shop. >> against all odds, the chanucorn struggles to keep his dreams alive. >> can you at least give me till chanukah? >> you mean hop to it cha? i like jewish. [ laughter ] >> i like whatever you are. >> a simple message would change his life forever. >> holy moses! i just got an order for 500 matzo balls! enough to save my entire shop! but there's no way i could do it alone. >> my bus back to the broke down. >> ring in the holidays with a heartwarming montage where the characters connect romantically. ♪

♪ ♪ all the things you do here's to you ♪ ♪ here's to you here's to you ♪ ♪ make my dreams come true here's to you ♪ >> starring colin farrell in his greatest transformation yet as rabbi benji manishevitz. >> l'chaim! >> happy chanuk-tuah, to >> my began says every time a belle rings, a angel spat on that thing. >> now streaming on challmark plotz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you made a movie with hawk tuah girl? >> can you believe it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you hear about her crypto thing? >> hear about it?

she paid me in it. and i'm going to be rich! >> jimmy: wait, she paid you to be in your own movie? that doesn't make sense. >> i'm not a good businessman. ironically. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, i guess you haven't seen the news. her coin lost 98% of its value. >> it did? >> jimmy: yeah, it did. >> well, jimmelah. i may be penniless, but i have one thing money can't buy -- the most jewish dog in the whole wide world. ladies and gentlemen -- the one, the only dreidel dog! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right. we've got a good show for you tonight. nicholas hoult is here, we've got music from the cast of "the outsiders." and we'll be right back with nikki glaser, so stick around!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, his scary new movie is called, “nosferatu.” nicholas hoult is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, winner of four tony awards including best musical, and they now have a grammy-nominated album too music from the cast of "the outsiders" with jamestown revival. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, josh brolin and clarence maclin will join us with music from ray. so please join us too. earlier this year, our first guest roasted tom brady so delectably, she ate him for thanksgiving dinner. [ laughter ] on january 5th, she hosts the golden globes. please welcome nikki glaser.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm so good. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. congratulations. i just read in "the new york times" that you were named comedian of the year. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i didn't even know it was a thing you could be. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: i didn't either but it's great to be it, right? >> it really is. i got two weeks left to be that. it would have been nice to find out about it in february. >> jimmy: yeah, you're right, you're right. could have got a lot more mileage out of that. >> it's nice. i got a free gift card to buick ka la beppo and a trial of the new york times. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's your life been like since that roast? >> it was a life-changing kind of performance. one of those things that you sort of -- you never think it's going to happen, but everything

changes after it. it really was that for me. >> jimmy: it's kind of like, in a way, how they would talk about being on "johnny carson" and johnny would wave you over to the couch, and the next day suddenly you were a big star. >> exactly. it was that, which doesn't exist anymore for comedians. it really was that. the next day in line places, seeing my face on people's phones. i felt like taylor swift for a couple days. [ laughter ] i felt level. now because of that roast, it's like people really want me to be mean all the time and just savage and roast them. people coming up to me, "roast me, please." people who love, you know -- they're into some weird stuff. >> jimmy: do you think they really want it? when they say roast me, please, do you think they -- >> i always say, "no, you don't want it." they go, "yes, i can handle it." they don't realize roasting is an art, something i spend a lot of time on, isn't something that comes naturally to be that mean and lock into that.

"please." i go, "you're ugly." [ laughter ] "your wife is cheating on you." "i hope you die in a fire." i don't know, is this what you wanted? they go, "no." yeah. so now i just say, "i'm sorry, i don't roast people with special needs." [ laughter ] that's my go-to line now. >> jimmy: they get what you want, and you don't have to give them what you want. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. i would imagine there's -- like the jackass crew after those movies came out, people wanting to be kicked in the nuts by them. >> yes. it's that. and it's -- and it's just people expect me to be really mean. and i do think i'm a pretty nice person by default. even going into the golden globes, people are just like, "be savage, just destroy them." people want blood for these celebrities. i'm like, this isn't -- like they're not health care ceos. [ laughter ] this is kind of like the vibe. these are just people who made tv shows. everyone's giving me advice, "just destroy, ruin their lives." and it's not even like -- the

golden globes isn't like a roast, even. this isn't the tom brady roast. kathy bates isn't being paid $25 million for me to make fun of her, they're just there to get an award. it's a delicate of balance, i want to make the jokes people want to hear. you've been through it. >> jimmy: yeah, you know are i think it's because of how ricky gervais did it at one time. >> yes. >> jimmy: people kind of expect that might happen. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're saying that's not@provo you're going to take? >> it eventually will be. i think everyone thinks of ricky at the golden globes, it was his last one he really went off, "i'm not doing this anymore, i don't care, i have nothing to lose." i think he did it three times. i'm telling people, i'll do that the last time i host. [ laughter ] the first time -- i want them to invite me back. i'll give the audience at home what they want, but i have to -- no matter how funny the jokes are, they're not going to laugh if i bomb in the room. you need a laugh track. so i have to kill in the room as well. that's the balance of, like, not having any crowd cut-away shots where the person looks super

offended or anything like that. it's a delicate thing. >> jimmy: there's a lot of luck involved too. >> totally. >> jimmy: also, if people have a sense of humor or not. sometimes they're just not listening, and it seems like they're offended but they're just asking for the salt. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i think that's what happens a lot of times. i've talked to directors about it. "why would you cut to that person who looks mad?" "they didn't, they dropped their smile." >> jimmy: yeah, also those people tenth to have, like, a camera right in their faces at that time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's funny, because like, if you're nominated, which you are, congratulations. you're not only hosting -- [ cheers and applause ] you're nominated. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it is funny, because they'll put -- they're reading the nominations, they'll come up and put the camera right on you. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's uncomfortable because you want to look gracious. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but then sometimes they're reading the nominees and you notice there's no camera and you go, oh, i guess i lost.

[ laughter ] >> oh, my god. i didn't think about that. >> jimmy: that's one of the indicators that you did not win. >> i recently didn't win an emmy, lost an emmy to dick van dyke. the fact that he was still there by the time they were reading it made me realize i'm not going to win. [ laughter ] we're in the third hour of this thing, if he's sticking around, he better win. >> jimmy: nobody's beating dick van dyke anyway. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: have you -- how much research have you done? have you been watching shows to figure out -- >> yeah, doing a ton of research. yeah been watching past monologues to see cut-away shots. who's paying attention, who cares? it's usually comedians. comedians, anyone involved in comedy is going to be rooting for me. a martin short, a steve martin, even i think de niro's a great laugher. >> jimmy: that's true. >> his shots are great. who have you noticed? who would you recommend? >> jimmy: de niro's really good. >> damon? >> jimmy: matt damon? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let me explain.

first of all, he's not nominated for anything. [ laughter ] >> good point. >> jimmy: he's not invited to the show. >> no, he won't be there. >> jimmy: you know, he doesn't understand what's going on. >> right. >> jimmy: so he's like, you know the cheerleaders, you know they don't know any of the rules of football. they're like, yay! whatever. like wait a minute, no, they just fumbled, what are you doing? that's matt damon at an awards show. [ laughter ] >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: he's like, ha ha ha! this is best documentary, what are you doing? [ laughter ] forget him, he's not going to be any help at all. >> jeremy strong will be there. i'm worried about his cut-away. he was on the show last night. >> jimmy: he was here last night. >> i think i commented on the instagram of him, that i take jeremy strong taking things too seriously very seriously. i love his vibe. i hope, if we cut to him, he's studying to be some tickle me elmo or something. >> jimmy: your strategy, if i understand this correctly, is to find the people who have a good

sense of humor and punish them for it? [ laughter ] >> right. it's not fair at all. >> jimmy: no. but the world isn't fair. >> no, it isn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, and it's the golden globes. >> it is. >> jimmy: you have to be prepared for that. >> what is your advice after hosting the oscars and winning an emmy for doing so? what is your advice? >> jimmy: knock knock jokes. [ laughter ] nobody does them but people love them. >> love them. >> jimmy: you never know where they're going. let's take a break. nikki glaser is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] she's hosting the golden globes. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of “jimmy kimmel live” are brought to you by ménage à trois. indulge today in one of their twenty award-winning wines. [water spraying] this is ludicrous. ludicrous! alright, who called for ludacris? sorry, we meant this is ludicrous. oh you don't tell ludacris what's ludicrous, ludacris tells you what's ludicrous. okay. [faucet further breaks] oh, that is ludicrous. you don't need me for this, hang on. ♪like a good neighbor, state farm is there.♪ good thing you have state farm. just file a claim on the app, or call us.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with nikki glaser, who is the host of the golden globes. you got a little taste of it. i know you hosted this women in entertainment luncheon. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: which as big deal, right? >> it was a big deal. it was the women's power 100 "hollywood reporter" women's breakfast kayla. the search for carley's gold part one. [ laughter ] it was the longest title. it was 8:00 a.m. in the morning for some of the most powerful women in the industry. it was -- i had to do the opening speech. i got asked to do it right before because someone else dropped out. >> jimmy: is that right? >> they just ask so late you go, who said no? [ laughter ] i said yes, oh, this will be good practice. the room is fully lit. i walk out, everyone's still standing and socializing. and not eating their breakfast. [ laughter ]

women in hollywood, breakfast in the most avocado toast that's ever been wasted in the history of food. [ laughter ] dumpsters full of it behind the beverly hills hotel right now. but i -- yeah, i just got up there. it went really well. i worked really hard on it. jennifer lawrence gets s there d she's like, "this podium's tall." [ laughter ] i'm picking every word and she's someone that can go out --? there's some magic about her, yeah, you can't help it. >> she's getting the mark twain commie prize next year. [ laughter ] she was like bernie mac at def jam. "it's cold in here." everyone's falling ow their chair. >> jimmy: are you playing bigger venues now as a result? >> yeah, life changed after the roast. it's theater tour. numerable dates on my tour, which is so fun. getting asked to do corporate gigs that come through. >> jimmy: oh. >> where you can't say no

because the money looks like a phone number. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they pay a lot, yeah. >> it's insane. i don't read what it's about. "yeah, cabo, i'll go do this on a wednesday afternoon." >> jimmy: what did you do in cabo? >> i get there, that's when i research what it is. i share a van from the airport to the hotel with someone who's going to the conference. it's the president of yahoo!. i'm like, oh, no. and it is, like, 35 billionaires that literally run the media. >> jimmy: wait a minute. the guy who runs yahoo! is a billionaire? [ laughter ] >> yeah. big-time. >> jimmy: there's still a yahoo!? [ laughter ] >> i dimmed my screen so i could do networking while in the shuttle with him. certainly a billionaire. it's like the people who decide my fate. and i am about to perform for them. not only is it a stand-up show at the end of a long day where they're golfing and going to conferences all day and getting cooking due tore rales from jean that daw loren does, as if any of these billionaires have been

in a kitchen other than when they scream at a woman named marta. it's insane. [ laughter ] the show is a surprise stand-up comedy show. >> jimmy: oh. >> nobody knows about it. stand-up is the worst thing to surprise someone with. it's been a long day, they want to have a fun night, the deejay is setting up. the fun is coming, like the child sacrifice. [ laughter ] being arranged in the corner. the goad's blood margaritas are being whipped up. they're like, "no, a stand-up comedian" who no one really cared about. i walk up to a smattering of applause. the first joke i made was -- it was something about i'm used to performing -- i thought if i performed in front of billionaires it would be you guys bidding on my body. crickets. [ laughter ] "oh, it's nice to be --" right before the election. "it's cool to meet all the people who are deciding who's going to be president." no laughter. in a way like, how does she not? [ laughter ] it was eerie, i should have known. an hour. performed for an hour.

>> jimmy: oh! >> jimmy, it was on a beach, on the sand. >> jimmy: on a beach? >> on the beach. it was totally pitch dark, it's night. there's a spotlight. everyone in the audience is lit, which is the worst. you want to laugh at jokes without someone knowing, oh, you relate to that? they're with their peers and their wives, so they're miserable. [ laughter ] they're in cabo with their wives. so it is brutal, brutal. i can't even go to jokes that might have saved me. like i'm going to jokes i told 11 years ago that i don't know the ending to. i'm just in crisis mode. and i get through it. oh, kevin hart was there because he was doing a fireside chat the next day, which is the best gig to have at these things because you're just like sitting around with some billionaires going, "it's about thought." [ laughter ] you know? losing yourself. you don't have to be funny to people who don't care about funny. so i was like -- before i went up, "kevin, stick around, thank you for being here." he was one of the big reasons

that i did so well on the roast. he was so supportive. and so -- at the end of the set, i'm bombing. i go, "i want to do some roast jokes about kevin, where are you?" he's gone. [ laughter ] the only time they laughed was when i told them how much money i was making for it. [ laughter ] they were like, what? that's how much i paid to a woman this morning to stop her harassing my family. [ laughter ] it haunted me. it's only now, a month and a half out, that i can laugh about it. >> jimmy: that's how life goes. one minute you're at the roast, riding high. next thing you're on the beach and some billionaire [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> yep. that's the business, baby. >> jimmy: best of luck. break a leg at the golden globes. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: the golden globes, january 5th. you can watch them on cbs and paramount plus. nikki glaser, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, nikki. we'll be back with nicholas hoult. my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis held me back.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. music from the cast of “the outsiders” is on the way. you know our next guest since he was a boy in “about a boy.” now he's a full-grown real

estate agent for a vampire in “nosferatu.” >> i have been enduring the most irregular dreams. i'm taken ill. >> it is a black omen to journey in poor hands. you will remain and well rest yourself. >> i must object, my lord. >> you >> my lord -- count? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: “nosferatu” opens in theaters on christmas day. please welcome nicholas hoult! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: you're very busy. you have three movies out this month. >> yeah, yeah. they're all kind of back to

back. >> jimmy: you have "the order," "juror number two," and this one coming out on christmas. did you shoot them back to back or they just came out back to back? >> i shot them back to back. it feels like they're all kind of this the same era of life. "nose frerotte due" first. traveled to calgary to shoot "the order." a weekend off, it wasn't a weekend off because i ended up doing a "superman" screen test. then "juror number two" that monday. it was a bit of a hectic time. >> jimmy: can i ask about the "superman" thing? or is it something -- you brought it up. [ laughter ] james gunn is making "superman." >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you are playing lex luthor. i would think you're more of a superman, if i was in charge. >> apparently not. [ laughter ] apparently not. yeah, more of a lex. great character. one that i adore. i really enjoy -- i mean, james is such a wonderful filmmaker, and he's got such a great take

on that character and the whole story and the world he's created. >> jimmy: i can't wait to see it. what kind of lex are you going to be? bald, of course, yes? >> bald, then i don't know. i don't like to talk about these things too far in advance. >> jimmy: right. i do, though, let's go. [ laughter ] >> their opinion of it, make what they will. i want it to be dangerous, though. i think james said the other day he's imposing, so hopefully that's the case. i haven't seen the film yet. >> jimmy: do you think of yourself as an imposing person? >> no, look at me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not at all, you seem very friendly, yeah. are you going to -- like, i don't know what you can answer. gene hackman did the first alexander luth author. >> wonderful. >> jimmy: did you watch that? >> yes, i've seen all the previous lexes. great qualities to what all those actors did. whenever you're playing a character that's been played before, you're standing on the shoulders of all those actors. >> jimmy: you're saying you crush them all, in a nutshell? [ laughter ] >> i'm jumping on top of them.

no, no, yeah. we'll see. >> jimmy: so "nosferatu." i don't ever watch scary movies. i get scared by them. >> yeah, me too. >> jimmy: i don't watch them. except for vampire movies, for some reason. i love vampire movies. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i watched this one. it's real good. >> you like it? >> jimmy: it's real scary, i liked it a lot. >> i'm very proud of it, it's a special movie. >> jimmy: did they pitch it to you as you would be the real estate agent? [ laughter ] >> i've been playing a real estate agent for a long time. are there any real estate agent parts going? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who even knew they had real estate agents back then. >> there's one available, that's it, that's me. no, you know, robert examplers, the director, such a phenomenal filmmaker. all he's movies i've adored. they're so special, you get immersed in his world. that's what's great about this film. it really is a different take on that classic tale, but also at the same time -- i know everyone says this, but going to the cinema to watch it.

the visuals, the sound of it, the sound design, the score, everything is spectacular. >> jimmy: it's more fun in the movies, yeah. >> it's scary. i saw it, watched it the other night, that was premiere in berlin, and i jumped. so embarrassing. i've seen it before, i know what's happening. >> jimmy: you're in it. >> and i'm in it. laugh la the first jump scare happened. i was like, come on, nick, you're better than that. >> jimmy: i guess that's a good sign if you're scared by something that you were in. >> yeah. good film. >> jimmy: yeah. and it opens on christmas. >> yes. >> jimmy: which seems weird. [ laughter ] >> counter programming, i guess in a way. >> jimmy: yeah in a big way, yeah. [ laughter ] >> there's a thing on christmas for me, i put a lot of pressure on christmas movies. i want them to be good, it feels like a special day. i feel there's a christmas tree in a scene. laugh have there's some snow. there's a horse-drawn carriage, if you close your eyes and listen to the bells, it could be santa with the sleigh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what better way to celebrate the birth of the baby

jesus than with a blood-sucking vampire? [ laughter ] >> yes, exactly. >> jimmy: that was the first time we heard count orloff's voice? >> bill skarsgard. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. >> he completely transforms. is honestly physically -- what he did in terms of the emotion of the character, the voice, everything was remarkable. truly terrifying nob a room with. i've realized the best thing about it is he transforms so fully, people don't know it's bill. >> jimmy: i didn't know it was him, yeah. >> he plays pennywise in "it." the other week someone said, "i loved you as penny wise." >> jimmy: to you? >> skipand i said, "thank you." [ laughter ] i can't wait for people to congratulate me on that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: being in his proximity. >> another real transformation for me. >> jimmy: what is your plan for the holidays? >> holiday plans. well, you know, now it's just like the chaos of elf on a shelf. >> jimmy: you're doing that? >> yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: that's scarier than "nosferatu." [ laughter ] >> do you do it in the morning or scramble? >> jimmy: sometimes we forget and do it in the morning. first thing my son says when he wakes up, "where's the elf?" "i don't know." oh, geez, the elf. luckily my wife remembers more than i do. there have been occasions, like when the tooth fairy fails to bring money to the pillow, where you have to grab them and throw them across the room. >> you launch them and improvise a little story. >> jimmy: "the elves are drunk." [ laughter ] >> again. >> jimmy: how old are the kids? >> 6 and 2. >> jimmy: do you get the list? >> i haven't got the list yet, but there is a list. -been -- i haven't read it. >> jimmy: will you take them to see "nosferatu" on christmas day? >> definitely, a christmas present. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bring the kids. it's great to have you here. nicholas hoult, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]

“nosferatu” opens in theaters on christmas day. we'll be back with the cast of “the outsiders.” is waiting to be discovered. did you know you can do this? ... and you don't wanna miss that.

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>> jimmy: thanks to nikki glaser and nicholas hoult. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first this is their grammy-nominated album. here with the song “far away from tulsa” from “the outsiders" -- brody grant, sky lakota-lynch, justin levine and jamestown revival! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ far away from tulsa way outside of town where people can be people ♪ ♪ and nobody puts you down just because they don't want you around it's far out ♪ ♪ in the country blue skies overhead i've seen it in the movies ♪ ♪ and in the books i've read this place is real it's not just in my head ♪

♪ this town is a dead-end road let's leave this behind ♪ ♪ let's just get up and go find a new place to call home make a new life ♪ ♪ we can call our own someplace where we can be free free to decide who ♪ ♪ we wanna be it's all becoming clear a place with open spaces the sounds of ♪ ♪ whippoorwills we could watch the sun set over golden rolling hills ♪ ♪ a house with flowers on the windowsill

and you could read us stories ♪ ♪ and outside in the yard we'd have ourselves a garden but we wouldn't ♪ ♪ work too hard and every night we'd stare up at the stars this town is a ♪ ♪ dead-end road let's leave this behind let's just get up and go ♪ ♪ find a new place to call home make a new life ♪ ♪ we can call our own someplace where we can be free free to decide ♪ ♪ who we wanna be it's all becoming clear we'd sit around the fire after every day ♪ ♪ was through we'd be each other's family

pony ♪ ♪ start this life anew this could be a chance to have a place to rest your head ♪ ♪ you'd wake up every morning in a big old feather bed like a house ♪ ♪ i've read in dickens where the walls are crumbling down i'm tired of ♪ ♪ blindly watching as we're inching towards the ground ponyboy you're ♪ ♪ just a dreamer that's what both my brothers say but it's all there ♪ ♪ for the taking just a leap of faith away i've got ♪ ♪ great expectations great expectations great expectations great expectations ♪

♪ it's all becoming clear there's no way we're going to find that here ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight. holiday. grinches. tis the season for porch pirates. swiping your packages. targeting expensive new iphones. even dressing like delivery drivers. >> he was actually wearing a fedex shirt. >> it's a stealing frenzy,ba