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lake tahoe from our zephyr cove cam. you know, we could sit on this shot all night. what a beautiful shot at that. the snow is coming down up there. you can follow along as the snow continues to fall. with the abc seven bay area app. it gives you access to the same live doppler seven our weather team uses. if you turn on push alerts, we'll send you notifications with important updates. well, thank you for watching tonight. i am j.r stone right now on jimmy kimmel, josh brolin and clarence macklin. have a great night and st >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- josh brolin -- clarence maclin -- and music from raye. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. that's very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] please. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, where we're wrapping up 2024. this is our last show of this stupid year. [ laughter ] and we are completely full of cookies. oh, my god. there is so much sugar in this building and in my body right now. it's like the great british bake-off. [ laughter ] christmas is, as i have to tell my kids multiple times a day, twelve days away. we had our secret santa gift achange here at the office this afternoon. a secret santa gift is a great reminder that even the people you spend 40 hours a week with
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have no idea who you are. [ laughter ] and then after the show, we're having our staff holiday party. [ whoops ] attendance at the party is voluntary, except for one guy. there's only one person who is required to attend our party this year. do you know who that is, guillermo? >> guillermo: who, jimmy? >> jimmy: who do you think it is? >> guillermo: me? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, see? >> guillermo: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo ghosted our party last year. even though it was planned a month in advance, and we held it right across the street, he went straight home. >> guillermo: yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: what was your excuse again? >> guillermo: i didn't have a babysitter. >> jimmy: didn't have a babysitter. yet there are no plus ones and your wife doesn't work, right? >> guillermo: no -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right now in front of everyone, i'd like you to swear -- do you swear not only you will show up to the party tonight, but you'll leave until i leave, we'll go together?
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>> guillermo: i swear i'll go to the party and i'll stay until his ass leave. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: feliz navidad. if you'll indulge me, i want to lay out rules for the party for co-workers. if your drunk husband tells me you need a raise, you're fired. [ laughter ] if guillermo says do a shot, you do a shot. [ cheers ] please don't ask me to be on your podcast, i'm not doing it. [ laughter ] that's all. anything else you want to do is fine. the best part about the holiday party is, inevitably, one person will do something that will haunt them for years to come. like the time one of our producers, i won't mention his name, but this is what he did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's patrick. [ cheers and applause ] he got up on the bar, removed his shirt for all to behold. who will that party person be? we'll find out. you know, i've been thinking. we know next year is going to be challenging. we are about to endure a lot of
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gaslighting, greed, lying, ignorance, possibly even the measles and the mumps. [ laughter ] so let's fill this christmas with generosity and goodness. let's be nice to our friends, to strangers, get ahead of us in traffic, spent a little extra time with our kids, give our spouses a back rub. maybe have some snacks for the amazon guy. [ laughter ] let's deck those halls and lube up those chimneys because santa is coming to town. and he might not be coming back! ever again. [ cheers and applause ] which brings us to donald trump. he got yet another early christmas gift today. he was named "time" magazine's person of the year. that's the cover. sadly, there's no one left to roll it up and spank him with it. [ laughter ] may elon will do it for him, i don't know. [ laughter ] according to "time's" website, the title "of the year" is bestowed upon "a person,
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or concept that had the biggest impact for good or for ill." well, that's him alright. [ laughter ] it was a no-brainer. in every sense of the word. over the years, trump has had many thoughts about time magazine. in 2013 he wrote “the time magazine list of the 100 most influential people is a joke and a stunt of a magazine that will, like newsweek, soon be dead.” and “just took a look at time magazine, looks really flimsy like a free handout at a parking lot. the sad end is coming, just like newsweek!” but in 2015, when they put him on the cover, that changed. “on the cover of time magazine, a great honor!” but then when they didn't make him person of the year -- “i told you time magazine would never pick me as person of the year despite being the big favorite. they picked person who is ruining germany." then the next year -- “thank you to time magazine and financial times for naming me 'person of the year' a great honor." sadly, that era of good feelings would not last. “time magazine called to say that i was probably going to be named, “man (person) of the year,” like last year, but i would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. i said probably is no good and took a pass. thanks anyway!" and then, this was today, when trump celebrated his person of the yearhood at the new york
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stock exchange. [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! he jammed his little finger on that bell like it was the diet coke button in the oval office. [ laughter ] that's how long my son would ring the bell, he's seven years old. [ laughter ] just a very stable, very even -- some say stable genius of a man. and then, since he was back in the big apple trump treated a floor full of stockbrokers to a classic the timeless story of the old lady and the apples. >> people can't afford their groceries. and they wouldn't be affording their groceries. i tell the story about a woman who -- an old woman, old woman, no money, went to a grocery store. had three apples. she put them down on the counter, and she looked and she saw the price and she said,
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"would you excuse me?" and she walked one of the apples back to the refrigerator and came back to pay for the two apples. and she left with two apples. and the woman at the counter said that was so sad. and when i heard about the story i said, that should never happen in america. and it's not going to happen in america. >> jimmy: yeah, and it never happened in the first place in america. [ laughter ] i will never get tired of hearing that story. and he will never get tired of telling that story. that is trump's "free bird" right now. [ laughter ] meanwhile, president biden was in a gift-giving mood today. he commuted the sentences for almost 1,500 americans serving time for non-violent crimes. it is the biggest single act of clemency in modern american history. before this, the biggest act of clemency was on election night. november 5th. [ laughter ] joe biden is handing out pardons like they're werther's originals. [ laughter ] he has no more malarkey to give. crime is getting more complicated. we have news of yet another
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cyber attack on another company. this one on, of all places, krispy kreme. according to a filing with the s.e.c., the online systems of the krispy kreme doughnut company were disrupted by hackers late last month. which is scary. i mean, if the doughnuts aren't safe, are any of us safe? [ laughter ] why is krispy kreme even online? you know, when i was a kid we had donuts, and we didn't get them from the internet. we got them from this chubby little guy with a hitler moustache. [ laughter ] he'd get up before dawn, squirt the jelly in it himself. and why did this man have a hitler mustache at a time that was much chronologically closer to world war ii? we had no idea. [ laughter ] and we couldn't find out, because we didn't have the internet back then. [ laughter ] and the doughnuts were still great. maybe even better. the end of the year is a time to reflect, a time to look back on not just the good times, but also the moments when we came up short. and with that in mind, it's time to fondly recall some of the most memorable recalls of 2024. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: in february, bissell recalled more than 140,000 vacuum cleaners. because the vacuum's battery pack can overheat and burst into flames. march, trader joe's recalled almost 62,000 pounds of steamed chicken soup dumplings that may have been contaminated with hard plastic from a permanent marker pen. also in march, la fiesta ground cinnamon was recalled for potential contamination with lead. >> ay caramba. >> jimmy: si. [ laughter ] april -- tide, ace, gain and ariel brand laundry pods were recalled. the outer packaging meant to prevent access to the contents can split open near the zipper track. which can lead to accidental exposure and poisoning. also in april, tesla recalled its new cybertruck to replace the accelerator pedal to prevent the pad from dislodging, resulting in a loss of control. >> elon is a dick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: july, claire's recalls
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100% polyester halloween witch hats. the hats violate federal flammability requirements, posing a risk of burn injuries to consumers. >> flaming witch hats! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and various ankle deli meats were recalled after multiple people died and dozens were hospitalized as a result of listeria traced to boar's head liverwurst. >> liverwurst is disgusting in the first place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: august, perdue frozen chicken tenders, recalled because they may contain metal wire. and in november, grimway farms issued a massive recall on organic baby carrots that may have been contaminated with e. coli. >> guillermo: oh [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] ♪ i will recall you ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, jeff. jeff babko, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] one more thing before we forge ahead with the old year. after twelve long months of
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bleeping and blurring the biggest tv moments, whether they need it or not, we boiled them down to the best of the best. and are very pleased to bring you, "this year in unnecessary censorship!" [ cheers and applause ] >> forecasters are expecting above-average precipitation for here in the central plains but also in the southeastern united states. >> quite a horse [ bleep ]. thank you. >> officers tell me it's not the first time that the man who [ bleep ]ed a chicken had sticky fingers. >> mr. president, thank you. i couldn't get married, my [ bleep ] was so large. >> working on christian mccaffrey's [ bleep ]. he had that [ bleep ] injury against washington a few weeks go that's common, right? [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel again inside of a claw machine, the only way i could get on his show. >> the whole thing, i go straight in. >> you put the whole [ bleep ] in your mouth? >> i do, i like to live on the wild side. >> a nearly 80-year-old donald
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trump talking about [ bleep ] sizes is not what we need in this moment. >> he's got the smallest [ bleep ]. his [ bleep ] is so small. >> he's [ bleep ] he's currently [ bleep ]ing might be one of those black [ bleep ]s. >> ohtani is safe, a quick throw from stubbs. >> i rarely see this level of evil in my career, and i've [ bleep ]ed nazis. >> i feel like, my god, i've got [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> one way you could actually hold their arms up, because that's how i like to [ bleep ] them. i like to [ bleep ] them with the arms standing straight up, ta-da, here i am. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight. clarence maclin is here, we have music from raye, and we'll be right back with josh brolin. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to our final show of the year. tonight, his critically acclaimed movie is called “sing sing.” clarence maclin is with us. [ cheers and applause ] very interesting. then later, she started the year by winning six brit awards. now she's up for best new artist at the grammys, with the song "oscar winning tears," raye. [ cheers and applause ] that is the album right here. our last first guest of the year has a new memoir with something for everyone, tales of hollywood, lsd trips, motorcycle accidents, a stabbing, wild animal attacks, and even an easy-to-follow dessert recipe. it is called “from under the truck." please welcome the author josh
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brolin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> you know, your guy patrick brought back a lot of memories for me. which a lot of -- some of them are in the book. >> jimmy: dancing on the bar. >> no shirt on, all that. >> jimmy: did you do that? >> no, i didn't do that. i danced on bars with no pants on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. you guys would make a great team. >> i have this thing that's still in me, even though i don't drink anymore, i see an audience, i want to turn down -- i just want to moon you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'd be all right with that. josh -- >> i will before i leave. >> jimmy: it's funny. do you feel like it's the alcohol that makes you do that? or it gives you license to do that? >> it's the same then. you just said the same thing.
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>> jimmy: i did. [ laughter ] >> does it make you do that or give you license to do that? alcohol gives you everything. it does. >> jimmy: it gives you the motivation. >> four people clapped, like, "i know, i know, it does that for me too." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not something you'd do sober? >> it's something i'd do sober, with a little more class and a little more grace. >> jimmy: i like that. >> there's a way to moon people with grace. >> jimmy: are there bars in the area we would know that you've done this at? >> yeah, main street in santa monica. i was 86'd out of every single bar in santa barbara. >> jimmy: is that true? >> the god's honest truth. they liked me. sober, they liked me. then i would go down and they'd go, "no, no, no, no." i'd go to the next bar, "no, no, no, no." there was a bar called o'brien's, irish bar that takes everybody in. i would go in there and get on the bar and drop my pants. >> jimmy: that would be your final stop. >> yeah, and everybody clapped
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and it was all good. we had a great night. >> jimmy: i have to say, i knew you'd led a colorful life. i did not know it was the 256 box of crayolas. i didn't know there were that many colors -- >> there was a truckload of crayolas. >> jimmy: there are some crazy, crazy stories. i know you've talked about a lot of them, a lot of places. i do want to ask you about trying lsd when you were 13 years old. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> let's just be quiet for a second. >> jimmy: how does that happen? >> i don't know how it happens, man. your parents, you know, where are the patterns? you know? do they give it to me? did they misplace a sugar cube? i don't know. i was with my buddies who i grew up with in santa barbara, called the cito rats. it was a group of like the brah boys in meruba. we were the cito rats in
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southern california. we started lsd very early on. that turned into a band called rich kids on lsd, rko. [ laughter ] which was a very famous punk band who did world tours and everything. if you talked to eddy vetter, chris cornell back in the day when chris was still alive, all of these people were inspired by rko. rko never got their time, they were doing too much lsd. [ laughter ] but yeah, it was a good -- it was a good time. and i had a great trip. i mean, i had the most -- kind of amazing -- 13 years old. your brain is still developing. it's probably not the best time to start that drug. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i really had an amazing time. like, i saw a fireplace talking to me. it said some nice things. i liked what he said. i didn't dislike what he said. yeah, it was like caressing. it was wisdom. and then i did -- that night somebody said -- we went through the whole thing, and i was like, wow, revelation and all of that. then somebody that night,
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because it was the cito rats, said, "we should do it again." >> jimmy: that night? >> yeah, like a drunk, you do alcohol, let's go to the bar and do it again. the next night and the next night and the next. i was in the habit of doing things again. that trip was not so good. >> jimmy: no nice conversation? >> no nice conversation. >> jimmy: with the fireplace? >> yeah, it was a lot of fire but not -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if you could go back now, would you dissuade that 13-year-old from doing that? >> you can't put me in that position. because it's like every 13-year-old watching your show, because it's your biggest demographic -- [ laughter ] do not do lsd! do not do lsd, children! it was the greatest thing i ever did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have to say, i mean, i think we were close to the same age. i wouldn't even -- i would have no idea where to find lsd. like, there's just no chance. >> you found it later. remember that night that you and i went -- no, just kidding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was you? >> that was me.
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i was the fire. >> jimmy: i also knew you grew up on this ranch, you had wild, exotic animals that your mom had. i did not know that your mom had full command over those animals and could tell the animals to attack you. >> no, the -- you know, the mom -- it's funny because i mentioned her, and somebody said to me, this was the greatest love letter of a mother i've ever read. which i thought was probably the greatest compliment i got. because the stories are severe. she was a severe woman. she was a force of nature. she couldn't drive any less than 100 miles an hour. everything that she did was big. but we used to -- she used to put it in the car, we'd from baton rouge -- from california to baton rouge. she got a call this one time. "look, we have a gorilla that won't get in the truck because we need to transport the gorilla." it's a silverback, 550-pound gorilla. my mother's 5'2", blond hair, 105 pounds, right? so we're driving. my brother and i, we get to bratton rouge, get out of the truck. see has this kind of deep, texas
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voice. "where is he?" they go, "jane, he's over here." she said, "okay, open the cage." it was a double door. they opened one door. and she goes, "go ahead, open the second door." "no, no, no, he's hurt other people, he's hurt other animals." "open the second door." they finally open the second door, and the gorilla pumps his keslowski and does all that kind of masculine whatever, showmanship. and my mom goes," stop it!" [ laughter ] and the gorilla literally, in the midst of doing this, goes -- huh? [ laughter ] this is a god's honest truth, man. there's a truck over there. and they open this slide thing this entrance into the back of the truck. and she goes, "you get in there right now." and i've heard this my whole life. i'm like, you better [ bleep ] get in there. [ laughter and applause ] and, you know -- went from this
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to, like, watching her. [ laughter and applause ] totally confused and all that. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> then you write a book about it. >> jimmy: you have to write a book about that. in fact, there are only two pictures in the book. one of them is you and your mom. right there, you and your mom. jane from tarzan, perhaps. >> there you go. >> jimmy: and then there's a photograph -- >> i just put that together. jane, tarzan. >> jimmy: you never thought of that? >> no, man. i'm a slow guy. >> jimmy: and we have now another photo. i have a bigger version of it, let me show you here. john travolta. kelly preston. brando. james brolin, your dad. barbara. and who's that lady? >> it's a woman that brando had met on the internet when he was going under a different profile of a 15-year-old asian boy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh.
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and what were you guys doing? was this a dinner party? >> it -- yeah, i asked her, "wow, how is this?" she told me the story about how, for a year, she thought he was an asian boy. "why were you talking to a 15-year-old asian boy? i don't understand." then he revealed himself as marlon brando. "i'm not an asian boy." [ laughter and aplautss ] >> jimmy: are you telling me marlon brando invented catfishing? [ laughter ] that is unbelievable. we barely had the internet. >> i know, it's true. and that dinner, it was amazing because everybody kind of asked the questions that you don't ask famous people. you were like, "what was it like?" and he would go -- he would sit there, very bronco. "oh, that movie i did, it was like -- it was a cable car, it was a cable car movie." "streetcar named desire?" [ laughter ]
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and we go -- he'd go, "yeah, that's it, that's it. there was a woman with these really long nose hairs, i couldn't stop looking at her nose hairs." "vivian lee had long nose hairs?" i didn't want know that. >> jimmy: oh, my god. we're going to take a break. there's a lot more. this is the book. it's called "from under the truck." josh bolin is with us. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by menage a trois. indulge today in one of their 20 award-winning wines. start to break away from uc with tremfya... with rapid relief at 4 weeks. tremfya blocks a key source of inflammation. at one year, many people experienced remission... and some saw 100% visible healing of their intestinal lining. serious allergic reactions and increased risk of infections may occur.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: josh brolin is back, is here with us. this is his book, "from under the truck." will you give this out as a christmas gift? is it appropriate to give your own book? >> you know, the kind of friends that i have, some guy that literally the last picture that i got, text i got, was a guy reading it on a toilet, which he thinks is funny. then i have to post it because i think it's funny sure. you know what i don't like about this book? when it -- this thing, this thing covers up my face. so every time i see that in the bookstore, it makes me bad. because we made this decision only to show half my face. i should have sat in front of a pool with a see-through shirt on and had that cover. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. well, next time, you know? next time. >> next time. >> jimmy: this is kind of menacing like that. >> it's supposed to be menacing. >> jimmy: yeah. how did you know you could write? i know you did this without a ghost writer. a lot of people just sit there and tell their stories -- >> i didn't know, actually, how
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many memoirs are written not by the person who it's about. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> isn't it a memoir? it? my version of my life? >> jimmy: i agree. if i was writing a book, i would write it myself. >> you would write it yourself. do you have confidence in yourself as a writer? >> jimmy: i do, yes. >> you do? >> jimmy: yeah. >> me too, there you go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: test test. test test. when you have an intention to
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publish, it's something else. that book was probably 450 pages. then i started kind of slashing. and then what turned out was a book that was very mother heavy and full of lsd trips. >> jimmy: yeah. it's not your typical, usual, hollywood -- i mean wefrks saw marlon brando, but name-dropping stories that people do enjoy and they want to hear, but it's not like that at all. >> no. it's -- i mean, there's a story in there that i wrote about a certain human being that i had met that told me -- it was in austin, texas -- he told me about "no country for old men," the book, had just came out. "this book came out, you should go get it." [ applause ] which turned into a great movie, and i got to know cormack after that. i love this guy who told me, i won't say who it was. but i was trying to impress him. i wrote that story about this writer who i was talking to, who i continue to love. but i didn't like that i was name dropping, so i turned it into a satire of a famous guy trying to impress another
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infamous guy. so -- then it goes into that. and it's like, you kind of -- you have two famous people together who are trying to do this thing, and then the end of the story turns into what really matters. >> jimmy: why don't you use the names of people? do you feel like it's their story as well? >> i feel like it's -- you know, i understand when people -- like if i read cher's book, i want to know about gregg allman, what happened during those nine days. >> jimmy: right. >> i want to know, know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> didn't work out, how did you have a kid in nine days? [ laughter ] i just want to know. i get it. when i'm 70, maybe i'll do that. for new, i don't -- i still have a -- i feel, a healthy paranoia about celebrity. >> jimmy: okay, i think it as healthy paranoia, yeah. i don't know if you're aware of this, our next guest is in a great movie called "sing sing, also spent some time behind bars. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many times were you behind bars? >> what do you mean also spent time behind bars? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean -- more times than you, probably.
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a few more times than him, probably. >> no, he was my cellmate. isn't that crazy? and we're on the same show, how weird is that? no. >> jimmy: the difference is he's a movie star now, after that. you were a movie star before. >> and i [ bleep ]ed it up, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is it like to be a movie star in prison? >> it -- i -- [ laughter ] i was in juvenile hall. i wasn't a movie star. then i started going to jail later in life. and i had done "the goonies." i'd done a couple of things. i think enough time passed where people didn't go, hey -- i know people that have been in jail, they got recognized in jail. i never got recognized in jail. i was just a jailee. i was one of them. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i was -- >> jimmy: is that why you decided -- >> i'm a character actor. if i were not, maybe i'd be like, "oh, my god, matthew mcconaughey, what are you doing in jail with us?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i'm here to give you notes." >> whereas me, "josh brolin,
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welcome back." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you. >> thanks, thank you. >> jimmy: it's always great to have you. the book is a good one, get it for christmas. "under the truck" by josh brolin. it is out now. josh brolin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with clarence maclin! type 2 diabetes? discover the ozempic® tri-zone. i got the power of 3. i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. in studies, the majority of people reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. i'm under 7. ozempic® lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as stroke, heart attack, or death in adults also with known heart disease. i'm lowering my risk. and adults lost up to 14 pounds. i lost some weight. ozempic® isn't for type 1 diabetes or children. don't share needles or pens, or reuse needles. don't take if you or your family had mtc, men 2, or if allergic to it. stop taking and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, or any of these allergic reactions.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from raye is on the way. our next guest went from serving more than a decade in prison to one of the most inspiring performances of the year. he stars alongside colman domingo in “sing sing.” >> i can't wait for everybody to see me from being a gangster, whatever, kind of putting me in a box. and you don't have a box. everywhere in jail, sure, you was free to be that because you didn't have a label. and i see that you need help, bro. but you won't ask for it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sing sing returns to theaters january 17th. please welcome clarence maclin!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm already happy for you. you went through a lot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were incarcerated. starting at what age? >> i came to prison at 29. >> jimmy: 29 years old. robbery, correct? >> robbery. >> jimmy: and you -- while you were in prison, you discovered this program called rta? >> right, right. i was in prison, and -- i was still on my -- my lifestyle before i got there. once i got november prison, i heard about this program, but i didn't get involved once i heard about it initially. i thought it was a pity party for prisoners. people coming in. i didn't want to do that. >> jimmy: people coming in, teaching theater. >> yeah. i didn't think of it like that at first. i thought of it like they was coming in to say -- to do something, go home, say "i did something for a prisoner." >> jimmy: i see. >> i thought it was a pity
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party, so i didn't get involved. >> jimmy: is that kind of -- that was just the way you thought about things in general? >> yeah, that's pretty much the way i thought about it at the time. especially prison programs. >> jimmy: prison programs, yeah. >> programs in prison, that's how i thought about it. >> jimmy: then you get in there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did you get in there? how did you decide to -- >> actually, i was going to the yard to do something different. you know, to continue my negative lifestyle. however, the yard got closed that night because of a rainstorm, thunder and lightning. we diverted the business to the chapel where they was doing a play. once you get in the chapel, there's no going out. there's no walking out. you got to -- take care of my little business, now i'm sitting here watching. as i'm sitting here and watching guys that i know from the gym from the yard, from different parts of the prison, but i know them in different capacities, not this. also, it's women up there, too. women on stage too. [ whoops ] oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice to see. >> yeah, maximum security
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prison, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so it's the women that got you interested? >> it had something to do with it, jimmy. i'm just saying, also, i saw this beautiful art being created by brothers that i new. and i didn't know that we could do this. i didn't know that we could do this. there was a -- i had to take a year off of negative behavior, because you can't have any infractions. tickets, like getting in trouble in the prison, nothing like that, to get into the program. >> jimmy: for a year? >> for a year. i had to not get in any infractions. not get in any trouble. did it. completed that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you completed that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then after you were released, you continued working with this group? >> yes. i continued working with rehabilitation through the arts, which is a program that's designed to create better human beings.
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it's not really designed to make actors. what we do is we use those skills that we learn from creating ensembles and beginning a project and finishing a project with a group of men, a group of people. and that gave us certain -- particular life skills. i wanted to translate that to other brothers, other sisters, people in my neighborhood that could use this information, learn how do these things to get further in life. >> jimmy: what wound up happening is someone you met through this organization asked you if you wanted to be in this movie? >> that would be brent buhl. played by paul racy in the move a. greg and clint got in touch with brent buhl. greg bentley -- got in t about brent buhl, asked them about a magazine argue, "esquire" magazine. brent said, if you really want to know the story, you should meet the men who did the play. so we met up one morning at
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brent's house. over breakfast, we discussed a little bit of everything besides plays. besides movies. besides scripts. we discussed how you see the world. and, you know, how you understand what's going on in the world. what kind of human are you? because they were feeling us out, we feeling them out. at the end of the conversation, it turned out to be these great guys. we felt that they had our best interests, and they wanted to keep the integrity of the program intact. so it was a no-brainer to do it. >> jimmy: and you were nominated for a critics' choice award today. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you were nominated for -- you were at an award show last week? >> the gothams. >> jimmy: is that crazy for you to be in an awards show with all these actors that you know? >> listen, let me tell you a story. i'm at the academy museum, right? i'm over there. as soon as i walk in, i'm a guest, colman invited me, so i get in on his ticket. [ laughter ] i'm standing there.
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i get in, first, i'm walking up like, i'm going to be all right, i'm good, i did this before. get in there, it's wall-to-wall superstars. people that i've been -- had the honor of watching and want to work with and all that. i'm standing in the middle of the floor, my mouth open, just looking around. and sherry lee ralph. puts a hand on my shoulder, "close your mouth." [ laughter ] "you belong here, your work got you here, come on." she took me around and started introducing me to people. >> jimmy: wow, that's pretty great. you got comfortable? >> yeah, i -- i wasn't really comfortable, but i was all right, i was cool. >> jimmy: who have you been most excited to meet? >> oh, man, listen. let me tell you, i was at the espy awards, right? i'm going up there with colman again, a guest. >> jimmy: colman domingo. >> my guy. advised me. goes 31 with him. he's going on stage to introduce -- give some words or something. we urn a corner. lil wayne is standing right
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there. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, my god, i turned into a complete fan. [ laughter ] about five seconds. "oh, my god, oh, my god!" then i was like, get yourself together. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was lil wayne gracious? >> he was gracious, man. that hysterical me. >> jimmy: did you understand anything he was saying? >> he didn't say anything. he didn't say much. shook my hand, said, "thank you, brother." >> jimmy: your family must be very proud. >> yeah, my moms especially. last week i got to mention her whole name on national television. >> jimmy: go ahead, do it again. >> hey, mom, how you doing there, mom. >> jimmy: her whole name is right? >> mary magdalene, my mother. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. you do an absolutely great job in the movie. it's well worth sing. it's called "sing sing." it returns to theaters on january 17th. clarence maclin, everybody. thanks, clarence. we'll be back with raye!
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>> jimmy: thanks to josh brolin and clarence maclin. apologies to matt damon. we'll try to get him on next year.
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"nightline" is imminent, but first, she's nominated for best new artist at the grammys. here with the song “oscar winning tears,” raye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hmm ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna tell you 'bout one of the many men name is irrelevant ♪ ♪ height is irrelevant he was a one out of a ten i wish that i knew it then i'm still recovering ♪ ♪ uh truly i'm vulnerable i love a sentiment quickly i opened up ♪ ♪ i learned my lesson then thought i was safe again thought he was innocent i was so wrong ♪ ♪ i can't deny i was stuck in a daze a terrible phase you ♪ ♪ was convincing though very believable the role that you played ♪ ♪ so i'll take this front row seat and baby ♪ ♪ baby you can go ahead cry those oscar winning tears popcorn and i scream ♪
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♪ baby baby you can go ahead cry those oscar winning tears you can go ahead and cry those tears ♪ ♪ oh what a tragedy it didn't have to be ♪ ♪ look how you talk to me cursing ♪ ♪ and blasphemy cinematography get this on camera please ♪ ♪ or no one gon' believe this here i can't deny i thought you were the man ♪ ♪ but you had a plan what you lying for what you you crying for you did it again ♪ ♪ ah ah ah ah so i'll take this front row seat and baby baby ♪ ♪ you can go ahead cry those oscar winning tears popcorn and i scream. baby baby you can go ahead cry those oscar ♪ ♪ winning tears baby baby
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you can miss me ♪ ♪ i can see right through your tears baby tears baby ♪ ♪ nine o'clock entertainment oh man i wish i could tape it ♪ ♪ sit down no tissues no string section no tiny violin for the last time ♪ ♪ i'm your audience i'll take this front row seat baby baby you ♪ ♪ can go ahead and cry those ♪ ♪ oh baby baby baby would you really go ahead and would you go ♪ ♪ ahead and just cry go ahead and cry those tears baby ♪ ♪ cry those oscar winning tears baby
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baby go ahead ♪ ♪ cry those oscar winning tears ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight, elton john. still standing. i'm still

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