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strays. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. thanks. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in hollywood for our "after the after the final rose" spectacular. the results are in from tonight's "golden bachelorette" finale, and with 98 percent of precincts reporting, the race for joan's heart is still -- too close to call. [ laughter ] we're waiting on arizona. no, tonight a guy named chock got down on one knee -- and stayed there. he's still there. [ laughter ] but that isn't the old couple i'm interested in today. the golden fantasy that had my attention was a meeting at the white house this afternoon between joe biden and donald trump.

here is the president-elect arriving in d.c. sans melania. goodness. another grandpa going down a flight of stairs. [ laughter ] didn't we just have that? i wonder who was dreading this meeting more, biden or trump? [ laughter ] probably biden. it was weird seeing trump back in the white house. it's like if there was a sequel to "snakes on a plane" but this time the plane was all snakes. [ laughter ] biden and trump met for about two hours. trump said they had a "really good" meeting, that biden was "gracious" and that they "really enjoyed seeing each other." last week, joe biden was an evil force who weaponized the justice system to put trump in prison for the rest of his life. today they had fun. >> well, mr. president-elect and mr. former president and donald, congratulations. >> thank you. >> and looking forward to having a, like we said, a smooth transition. doing everything we can to make sure to accommodate what you need. we're going to talk about some of that today, so welcome.

>> thank you very much. politics is tough, and it's -- many cases, not a very nice world. but it is a nice world today, and i appreciate very much a transition that's so smooth, it will be as smooth as it can get. and i very much appreciate it, thank you. >> jimmy: just me or did that sound like two guys talking about their bowel movements there? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "it will be so smooth. smooth as it can get." you know, when you see donald trump sitting in front of a portrait of george washington, you realize how ridiculous this whole thing is. [ laughter ] melania did not take part in the customary first lady meeting with dr. jill biden today. apparently, she had "crying in the dark" scheduled for this morning instead. [ laughter ] melania declined the first lady's invitation. i'm sure jill biden was heartbroken. "oh no, she can't come? please give her my be best." [ laughter ] melania's office did release a statement, saying "mrs. trump will not be attending today's

meeting at the white house. her husband's return to the oval office to commence the transition process is encouraging, and she wishes him great success." i think she just said goodbye. [ laughter ] via press release. right? i have no idea why melania skipped the meeting with jill biden, but if i had to guess, i'd say it's maybe because there's no money in it? [ laughter ] i don't know. you know, last time trump got elected he took forever to fill his cabinet spots. some of the spots he had he never even filled. but this time, the clown car's filling up fast. [ laughter ] that's how it goes in the trump white house. you show up, crammed into a little volkswagen, and you leave under a bus. [ laughter ] you will not believe some of these people he wants to hire. we thought it would be crazy. it is so much crazier than anyone ever imagined. i mentioned last night his pick for secretary of defense is one of the hosts of "fox and friends weekend," pete hegseth. that's pete. trump wrote, "with pete at the helm, america's enemies are on notice!" of course they are. there's nothing more

intimidating than a morning talk show host. it's why regis was so valuable to jfk -- [ laughter ] during the cuban missile crisis. top military officials are said to be stunned by the pick, as was retired major general and former congressman william enyart. >> if hegseth is confirmed, he'll be the most spectacularly unqualified person ever nominated and ever confirmed to this position. >> jimmy: well, that sounds like a challenge to me. [ laughter ] but i tell you, if you tune over to fox news, they're bending over backwards to pump their buddy up. hegseth's co-star on fox seems to think pete's lack of experience is a major plus. >> he has not spent his career climbing the ladder at the pentagon, swimming in the swamp of washington, d.c., selling out his soul to get another pin on his chest, another badge on his uniform. instead, he has done a job outside where he has become, and i don't mean this lightly, essentially in the vein of marcus aurelius. alexander the great. [ laughter ]

a philosopher warrior. >> jimmy: what? alexander the great? [ laughter ] alexander the great conquered the persian empire. this guy is a weekend host on "fox & friends." he didn't even make to it the monday show. [ laughter ] a lot of old clips of pete hegseth have been making the rounds today, but none more fascinating than this one in which he nearly murdered a musician with an ax. >> pete and clayton are facing off, they're testing their skills with the ax. who's going to win this battle of the lumberjacks? >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] that's the man who will soon be in charge of the most powerful weapons in the history of the world. this by the way, is the other side of that where the throw ended up. you can see these -- yeah. [ audience moaning ] it hit the drum -- well, if we've learned anything from def leppard, it's that you only need one arm to drum. [ applause ]

see, this is why we can't let trump watch tv while he's picking his cabinet. [ laughter ] "mr. president, who should be in charge of housing and urban development?" "how about tom selleck, he really seems to know those reverse mortgages, he's all over them." [ laughter ] trump also selected tulsi gabbard to be director of national intelligence which is a big job. it could interfere with her other job, working for russian national intelligence. [ laughter ] these are wild picks, for sure. but they suddenly seem reasonable compared to who he's nominating for attorney general. he's none other -- can we get a drumroll for this, please? [ drumroll ] trump's nominee for attorney general is -- matt gaetz. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: that's what i said too. according to "the hill," sources in the room where house republicans waiting to start meetings was, there were audible gasps when matt gaetz was announced as trump's pick for attorney general. gaetz, as you may know, is

under investigation by the house ethics committee. looking into allegations of illicit drug use and sexual misconduct. this is what the republican former speaker of the house, kevin mccarthy had to say about gaetz back in april. >> i'll give you the truth about why i'm not speaker. it's because one person, a member of congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old. an ethics complaint that started before i ever became speaker, and that's illegal, and i'm not going to get in the middle. did he do it or not? i don't know, but ethics was looking at it. there's other people in jail because of it. and he wanted me to influence it. >> jimmy: that's our attorney general. you know, a lot of jobs being investigated for sex trafficking in underage girls would hurt your chance for advancement. but in the trump administration, you can list it on your resume under "special skills." the pizzagate gang is going to be furious, i'm sure. aren't they? what a team he's putting together. "the legion of dumb." [ laughter ] today, by the way, it's my birthday. [ cheers and applause ]

thank you. i was wondering when you were going to clap. and since i didn't get what i wanted last tuesday, i had another wish. [ laughter ] you know these self-driving cars you see around l.a.? there is a robotaxi company called waymo. they have an app here in l.a. county, and you can use it to hail one of their driverless cars. i was next to one of these cars at a stop light with my kids. i was sitting there, there's nobody behind the wheel. i thought, wouldn't it be fun to have my aunt chippy picked up in one of these? [ laughter ] and then have it drive off, with her in the back seat. [ laughter ] she doesn't know about driverless cars. she's 85. so we hired an actor to play a driver and we put my cousins micki and sal -- micki is aunt chippy's daughter. we gave them microphones and a direct line to the car. and together as a family we made my birthday wish come true. ♪ >> all right, there she is, she's coming. >> aunt chippy?

hello. how are you this morning? >> tired. >> oh, no. it's only 11:00. >> i know it's only 11:00. >> all right, let's get you settled in here. that tight? >> yeah. >> okay. give us a belch there. oh, god, excuse me. sorry, i have to use the crapper. i'm so sorry, i have to use the restroom. >> you should go now. >> okay. >> go, go, go. >> she's very pleasant so far. >> i think we can change that. >> yeah, let's change it. >> wait, wait, wait! aahh! oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! dirty bastards, you want me to die. holy [ bleep ].

oh, my god! >> hello, i'm weymo, let's get you rolling. >> oh, my god! please -- oh, my god! >> you stay in the car for your safety. >> stay in the car for my safety! i'll [ bleep ] -- my safety! oh, my god. oh, my god. >> i'm weymo. nice to meet you. what is your name? >> your s. >> nice to meet you, your s. >> i want to go home! i want to go home! >> we are routing to las vegas. [ laughter ] >> no driver, what the hell is wrong with this town? >> share your current location with a family or friend. is there anyone you'd like to tell your location? >> my daughter, get me -- get micki, get frickin' micki! >> transferring you to micki. >> oh, my god. >> hey, mom, what's up?

i'm on a zoom, what's going on? >> what do you mean, what's going on? i'm in a car with no driver! >> mom, please stop yelling. >> stop yelling my ass! >> what's going on? >> i'm in a car with no driver. >> how fun! >> you [ bleep ]. i want to get out of this car, micki. >> i'm really confused, because i've never heard of such a thing. please explain to it me. explain it to me. explain it to me. >> i'm going to explain it to you very calmly. >> okay, good, good. >> i'm in a [ bleep ], [ bleep ] car with no driver. and it's just me in the car. >> right, so the driver will show up. he'll show up. >> the driver was here! he left! >> mom, there's no such thing as a car with no driver. >> there is a car with no driver! i'm in it! >> i have to go because i have to go -- >> have to go! well, go get somebody to get me back to the show or something! >> all right, i got to go, i got to go, i got a nail appointment after my zoom.

>> you got a nail appointment? >> love you, bye. >> hello, this is weymo, how is your ride? let's get you rolling. >> i am rolling! >> if you would like to talk to a human, please say "tech support help." >> tech support help. >> hello, ma'am, how are you doing today? >> what do you mean, how am i doing? i'm doing in a car! i'm driving in a car with no driver! >> okay, that seems to be problematic. can i get your whereabouts right now? >> i have no idea. >> well, what do you see in front of you or behind you or the side? >> i see a steering wheel turned by itself. >> you realize how crazy that sounds, right? [ laughter ] ma'am, please calm down -- >> oh, my god. oh, my god. >> ma'am, please don't use the lord's name in vain. [ laughter ] >> i don't want to talk to you anymore either. you're an idiot. you're an idiot. you're all idiots. i can't believe this. >> okay, i will transfer you to the robot idiot.

>> yeah. a robot idiot. oh, my god, and the wheel is turning itself. >> hello, i'm [ bleep ] you rolling. >> oh god almighty. >> ma'am, he's refrain from using the lord's name in vain. >> shut the hell up. [ laughter ] oh, just went through a yellow light. >> incoming call from micki. do you accept the call? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. what else, you're going to ask anyway. >> mom, where are you? >> where are you my ass. you know where i am. [ bleep ], [ bleep ] no driver. >> we're about to get you a car to the shoot. >> micki, have you lost your mind? you don't give a [ bleep ] about me at all. >> mom, mom, ask the driver how long -- >> there is no driver! micki, to think. to think, i could have ended your life when you were little, and i didn't. [ laughter and moans ] >> thank you, i appreciate it. >> all right, we are rerouting

you right now. >> you're re routing me? >> now we are re-rerouting you. >> now your re-rerouting? >> now re-re-re-re-re -- >> we are almost to your investigation. >> get me over to "jimmy kimmel live." i'll get that little bastard, i'll kill him. i'm going to beat the [ bleep ] out of you. you and your cousins. he's killing me. you want me to get to the state where i drop dead in front of you? you're a bastard. you, you, you! you little bastards! you! >> sorry, kids. >> that was fun. >> did you like it? >> i will think of something. nobody noticed that i'm driving around in a car with no driver? >> pretty safe. >> well, if i knew that it was safe, it probably -- >> then it would have been no fun, yeah. >> now you're back in it. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i like your outfit. >> thank you. i always try to clean up for you. >> jimmy: you look great. >> i'm obsessed with aunt chippy. >> jimmy: are you? >> backstage she was like, "i hope you never have a nephew like mine." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she says that, but i don't think she means it, i really don't. do you have anybody in your family that you torture? >> everyone. no, i think -- we're not big pranksters in my family. >> jimmy: you're not? >> no, no. >> jimmy: why do you think that is? >> should i try? should i start? >> jimmy: i don't know, if you start it, it might come back to bite you. >> so, no. >> jimmy: maybe not, yeah. aunt chippy thinks my kids are going to start doing this stuff to me. they don't realize they're just going to join in doing this stuff -- >> to her. how are they? >> jimmy: they're they're great.

already my daughter has a prank she wants to pull on aunt chippy. >> i love that. >> jimmy: i can't say what it is because i want to make it happen. [ laughter ] let that be a warning to you, old woman! [ laughter and applause ] how are your kids? how's your family? >> everybody's really good. we have a puppy. sen money. >> jimmy: oh. cinnamon? >> cinnamon. isn't that a good name? >> jimmy: good name. who named -- >> my son. he's the king of pet names. he name up with spiro for our lizard and cinnamon for our dog. >> jimmy: do they argue over who gets to name the dog? >> yeah, but he came up with the best name. >> jimmy: who decides if it's the best name? >> i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we got a dog. the dog had name already. >> oh. >> jimmy: i couldn't get the name out of my head. >> oh. >> jimmy: so at christmastime when we gave the kids the dog -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was kind of like, "listen, you can name the dog if you want, but the dog's name is todd and we're sticking with it." [ laughter ] >> todd, what a strange dog name. >> jimmy: and that's just what i

thought, yeah. i mean a dog comes named todd, you kind of have to go with it, right? >> so weird. todd. "come here, todd." >> jimmy: he's very much a todd. >> is he very serious? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. maybe not smart. [ laughter ] we can't decide between super very smart and very dumb, but i'm almost certain it's very dumb. [ laughter ] todd's not the brightest. he follows my wife. he is under my wife's feet at all times. >> well, who wouldn't be? molly's the best. >> jimmy: she doesn't wash her feet i think is what it is. [ laughter ] >> oh, that's an interesting trait. >> jimmy: yeah. does cinnamon love you? >> she does love me. and i hold her a lot, so this weekend one of my kids was like, "oh, you smell like cinnamon." i thought it was because i had just cooked french toast. "no, the dog." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's a big difference. >> that's not kind. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started acting? >> i think to be -- i came out

of the womb a very dramatic child. but i started getting paid for it around 12, 13. >> jimmy: around 12, 13. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have some -- this is a video. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: how old -- >> why do you do this? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how old are you? >> you're always testing our friendship. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's very cute, actually. >> is it the educational one? >> i think -- kind of. i guess it's supposed to be educational. well, let's just roll it. >> huevo means egg. [ audience moaning ] >> it's so terrible. that's how you know i was a very poor college student. really needed money. >> jimmy: how many eggs did you -- how many takes did you do of that? >> i think i blacked out, it was so traumatic, so i don't remember. i know i had a spit bucket, so i didn't have to swallow the eggs. >> jimmy: what kind of a maniac decided you needed to crack the egg on your head and eat the egg raw? it seems like we could have learned huevo just by holding up

the egg. [ laughter ] >> but don't you remember it now because of that shocking video? >> jimmy: no, no. [ laughter ] i already knew it, i guess. do you habla espanol? we have another one. from the same series. >> queso is cheese. mm, cheese! >> jimmy: now did they -- >> why the crunching? >> jimmy: the crunchy sound. >> why is the cheese crunchy? >> jimmy: some editor decided, "we've got to get a crunching sound in there just to make sure the cheese is unappetizing too." >> the thing is, you can see the seeds of brilliance. >> jimmy: you can, yes. >> i made the cheese look delicious. >> jimmy: you did. >> and i'm sure it wasn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you would know, you're the only one who crunched on that cheese. are you -- are you like a birthday person? do you enjoy your birthday? >> i do, and i'm remiss that i have not yet said happy birthday. >> jimmy: please, i don't --

i've had it up to here with the happy birthday today. [ laughter ] >> you don't want any more -- >> jimmy: i'd prefer no more. >> i'm sorry, i'm going to celebrate you. >> jimmy: i don't want to single people out, but there are people here at the show who have wished me happy birthday six or seven times each today. [ laughter ] >> it's because we love you. >> jimmy: well, thank you. >> we want to celebrate you. >> jimmy: i think they're kissing my ass, but thank you. [ laughter ] >> i'm not kissing your ass. >> jimmy: you're not, no, yes. >> i have this tradition on my birthday that i give my parents a present. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> because i feel like they did the heavy lifting. they got me here. i just showed up. i like to give them a gift. >> jimmy: okay. >> i feel like you're such a gift to all of us, so i wanted to give something to your parents. >> jimmy: oh, that's why my parents are here, okay. [ cheers and applause ] there are my parents. my mother. aunt chippy's sister. >> so, they're such fun-loving people -- >> jimmy: come up here. >> come up here. >> jimmy: oh, wow, what's this going to be? >> we got you some -- >> jimmy: come on, come on, come on. >> we got you some hula hoops. >> jimmy: hula hoops, the perfect gift. >> we got you hula hoops for your birthday.

>> jimmy: we're on tv, pay attention. [ laughter ] >> for the day of your birth. >> jimmy: that's nice. well, you know what, since you got the hula hoops, it might be fun to see them operate the hula hoops. can you guys do hula hoops? i don't remember. >> i'll try. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, it lights up. >> jimmy: take off all your clothes. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! can you do a neck one? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, go back to your seats. this has turned into the worst circus ever. [ laughter ] all right, all right. >> i love them. >> jimmy: this is why we keep -- all right. go sit down. thank you. >> thank you for bringing him into the world. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. thanks. [ cheers and applause ] well, you know, very fun. i feel like -- i do feel like really, only my mother deserves a gift. because you know what my dad did to contribute to this, right? [ laughter ]

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herstory." i was dressing up as women from history. one of the women i dressed up as was lena, who is another character in the film. so it was my first time learning about the 6888. that monday i watched the sizzle. i know these women, of course i want to do this movie. it felt so meant to be. >> jimmy: yeah, sometimes things are like that. >> like a sign, this is right. >> jimmy: yeah. tyler perry directed the movie. >> directed it, wrote it, produced it. >> jimmy: oprah's in the movie. >> oprah's in the movie. >> jimmy: did you know going in? >> i didn't know. they're very good friends and she plays another really important woman in history, mary mccall bethune. when tyler asked me to produce, alongside him, he said, "i'm thinking of going oprah." you can't have the thought and not go to oprah, so yeah, and she said yes. >> jimmy: excellent. >> that was awesome. >> jimmy: yes. congratulations on that. i did an episode of a tv show or youtube show that you did? >> yes, you were in our first season of "the street you grew up on." >> jimmy: i love the idea of this show. >> my production company,

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. music from the red clay strays is on the way. you know our next guest from "silicon valley" and "crazy rich asians." his new series is called "interior chinatown" - it premieres tuesday on hulu. please welcome jimmy o. yang. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? good to see you. >> good to see you, too. >> jimmy: did you bring a gift for my parents? [ laughter ] >> no, but i brought my parent here as a gift for you. >> jimmy: oh, you brought your dad. [ cheers and applause ] >> dad is here, dad is here. >> jimmy: oh, nice. hi, dad, how are you? does your dad go with you to a lot of things? >> yeah, he actually became an actor. i put him in an episode of "space force." he was right opposite john malkovich. just crushed it. he was kerry washington's

dialect coach on one of her shows. >> jimmy: is that true? >> anyone looking to hire a good mandarin dialect coach, call richard o. yang, i'm his agent. [ applause ] >> jimmy: do they tour with you, your parents? >> at times. >> jimmy: you like when they're on tour with you? >> well, you know. my dad loves to take a lot of selfies. sometimes -- that gets a little overwhelming. he harassed guillermo backstage for a selfie. >> jimmy: that's all right, guillermo likes that, it's fine. >> guillermo: it was fine, i like him too. nice guy. >> jimmy: your dad will come to set and take pictures with the actors? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you don't love that? >> well, it's okay, but i like to be the center of attention. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, yeah, sure, who wouldn't be? your tour is called "the big and tall tour." >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that -- are you plugging some kind of plus-sized men's clothingwear? >> yes, where i shop every day. [ laughter ]

no, i just feel like it's a very distinctly american thing to have big and tall stores. i never feel like i fit in, in this country. the smallest size, i'm swimming. this is a children's extra large, right? [ laughter ] i don't know why they don't make, you know, like small people clothes for me. they should have a store, instead of big and tall, called short and cute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: short and cute would be a nice store. >> come on, yeah. >> jimmy: i've never thought of that. they don't have big and tall stores in most other places? >> i don't think so. i think regular american clothes is already big and tall for most people. >> jimmy: gotcha. saturday you were at carnegie hall, a sold-out show at carnegie hall. that's a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. it was really cool. the first show on the tour. we sold out two shows at carnegie hall. >> jimmy: two shows. >> it was an incredible experience. everyone from new york came out. a lot of asian people, their first time at carnegie hall. i was probably the only asian that didn't play an instrument to play at carnegie hall.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. >> yo yo ma, liang liang, and me. >> jimmy: how did it go? >> it was awesome, the crowd was electric. the first line i said when i got out on stage in carnegie hall was cantonese. [ bleep ] in cantonese, which means "[ bleep ] your mother. [ laughter ] pretty sure i'm the first one to say that at carnegie hall. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: did you look into it? it's possible -- >> i don't think yo yo ma said that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he does the yo yo mama jokes. [ laughter ] he doesn't get that blue with the material. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i take it this is a show for adults only? >> yeah. couple of my friends, they want to come. they want to bring their kids. probably 9 and 11. that's like a pg-13 show. >> jimmy: right. >> there's some cursing. so i'm like, "i'm sorry, you guys can come but your kids can't come." halfway through the set, a baby started crying in the back. [ laughter ] now i'm like -- well, first of all, who brings a baby to a

comedy show? >> jimmy: it's weird, yeah. >> right? like babies in movie theaters, super weird. also, i look like a liar in front of my friends telling them there's an age limit. apparently there isn't. >> jimmy: how long did the baby make noise? >> for a while. finally they had to usher the adults with the baby out. not just the baby. >> jimmy: the adults didn't take it upon themselves to get up and leave the theater? >> oh, we're making the show funnier, he's making fun of our baby, yeah! >> jimmy: on one hand, yeah, it's annoying. on the other hand, for those people to go, hey, we don't have a sitter but we want to go see jimmy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: those people probably love you very much. >> it's very special. very nice. >> jimmy: it's a little bastard of a baby they have that didn't like the show. [ laughter ] >> should have never had that baby. >> jimmy: maybe the baby was drunk? is that possible? >> probably, yeah, yeah. the baby was upset about the cantonese joke, pretty sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do people get a refund when their baby interrupts the show, then they get thrown out?

>> i hope not. [ laughter ] that will come out of my pocket. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> the guy was still -- when everybody was leaving the show they would like, the guy with the baby is still there in the lobby parading his baby around. "hey, i'm the baby guy!" >> jimmy: he was pretty happy with himself? >> he became the famous baby guy at my carnegie hall show. he tagged me on instagram. i'm like, i'm not going to respond. not going to encourage this kind of behavior. >> jimmy: your dad didn't get a selfie with the baby or anything? [ laughter and applause ] so hey, first of all, congratulations on "interior chinatown." this is i know based on a book, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: a big thing. you're the star of this show? >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is huge. did you feel -- because you've been like the supporting guy in most of the stuff? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: does it carry extra weight, pressure, whatever, when you're the star of the whole production? >> it does. it does, but i feel like every role has prepared me for this.

because the show is about this guy who's stuck in the background of another "law and order" type tv show and doesn't know it. i'm the lead, but i'm actually playing a background actor, you know, like an extra. all those roles. then he graduated from an extra to like the generic asian guy. i was "chinese teenager number 1." one of my best roles. i was "tech guy" in "silicon valley." all those roles finally prepare he for willis. yeah, i was kind of nervous. i did a lot of preparation myself. >> jimmy: what kind of preparation did you do? >> so willis, he's never left chinatown. he's always lived in the sro, sharing one bathroom with his whole hallway. pretty tough life. i want to kind of -- kind of, you know, inform myself with that again. i went out, i bought like a $1,500 toyota corolla so i can take to it set to see how willis feels. the kind of car he would drive. >> jimmy: method acting kind of thing, embodying the character? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

method acting on a toyota corolla. [ laughter ] and the car was so crappy that, you know in your gear shift, it says "d," "n," "r," for reverse. this doesn't have any letters. [ laughter ] first of all, you've got to crawl in from the passenger side and you've got to hope you're not going into reverse. [ laughter ] going the right way. >> jimmy: it's not like a garbage truck where you hear beeping when you're in reverse. >> no, there's no sound in this car whatsoever. >> jimmy: did you do -- that seems unsafe. >> yeah. so i took it on the lot like the first day. first of all, they wouldn't let me in. >> jimmy: to what, the -- >> like to the fox studios while shooting the show. and i'm the lead of the show. and i'm like, "i'm sorry my name doesn't perfectly match my i.d." "just go away." >> jimmy: security said -- >> "i am the lead of this tv show." she's like, "no, you're not." [ laughter ] "not in that toyota corolla." [ laughter ]

that was good. that informed probably how willis feels every day, so it was a good exercise. then on the way home, i made a left turn. i'm not used to how loose the brakes are in this car. i just tapped this tesla in the back. like fully got in an accident. then the guy pulled over. he couldn't be more angry. "what the -- why'd you hit me, what's going on?" "i'm so sorry, i'm an actor studying for a role. the brakes on this car is not great." he was so angry. then he looked at me, "i know who you are." [ laughter ] i'm like, no, this can't be happening right now. he was like, "i know who you are. yeah, you're that actor comedian guy. you're telling me you're driving that bucket right now?" [ laughter ] "i'm telling you, it's research for a role, i'm so sorry, let's exchange insurance information, let's get over this." "no, no, it's okay, my car's not that bad." oh, wow, that's nice. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's like, "actually, jimmy,

i'm a comedian." [ laughter ] "so if you just let me open for you, we can forget all about this, you know." and i'm like, "sure." >> jimmy: oh. >> i took his number down. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i've never called him back. [ laughter and applause ] he's so angry watching this right now. >> jimmy: i would imagine, yeah. he got rear-ended, and now this. [ laughter ] >> the man texts me like once a month, you know, and i haven't responded. >> jimmy: go see jimmy on tour and the opener is not funny at all, probably why. his show is "interior chinatown," premieres november 19th on hulu. jimmy o. yang, everybody. be back with the red clay strays!

>> jimmy: thanks to kerry washington and jimmy o. yang. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album "made by these moments" is out now. here with the song "ramblin'" the red clay strays! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ well i was born with a travelin' bone can't hang around ♪ ♪ for too long been followin' that long white line ♪ ♪ coast to coast new town every night i was born to ramble ♪ ♪ i got that travelin' bone well, i was born to ramble so i'll keep ramblin' on ♪ ♪ well i've seen boston ♪ ♪ san antone kansas city just a rollin' along ♪ ♪ oklahoma, tennessee louisiana, new orleans i was born to ramble ♪ ♪ i got that travelin' bone well i was born to ramble so i'll

keep ♪ ♪ rambling on ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ on ramblin' on don't get me wrong i love where i'm from ♪ ♪ i got a beautiful woman waitin' on me back home ♪ ♪ don't take for granted my family but a ramblin' fever ♪ ♪ got a hold of me 'cause i was born to ramble i got that travelin' bone ♪ well i was born to ramble so i'll keep on ramblin' on ♪ ♪ well, i was born to ramble

i'll keep on ramblin' on ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! this is nightline. >> tonight. mystery above seven. right here. >> what the