appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, jude law. >> have a >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jude law, kyle mooney, and music from denzel curry. with cleto and the cletones.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. very nice. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, where i'm feeling -- you know what, this is -- i'm feeling even more #blessed than usual, because today is giving tuesday. you know this, right? this is the day on which americans are encouraged to give back, which is nice. but really, it's so us that we do giving tuesday after black friday, which actually starts on wednesday. [ laughter ] and goes all the way to cyber monday. we've had six full days of shopping. once we've bought all the game boys and instant pots and roombas, then and only then is

it time for giving tuesday. [ laughter ] the day to rummage around your pockets and see if there's anything left. as if that isn't bad enough, whoever's in charge of this stuff is also shoehorning "travel tuesday" into giving tuesday, which is not right. also, i feel if you're going to have a day for sales on flights and hotels, it shouldn't be right after thanksgiving. it shouldn't be two days after i do just vowed to never go to an airport to see your family again. [ laughter ] maybe that's why they do it. you get caught up by the deals and you forget. either way, i reject travel tuesday. you can't claim a day because you want to sell something. if you're a company who sells waffle irons, you can't just announce it's waffle iron wednesday, right? >> it is waffle iron wednesday, after all. >> jimmy: oh, i stand corrected. [ laughter ] there's a waffle iron wednesday? waffles already have a house, they don't need wednesday too. [ laughter ] it's belgian propaganda is what it is. [ laughter ]

in any event, no matter what is happening on tuesday or on wednesday, monday night is for football. last night, espn wrapped up the browns/broncos game as they often do, with a little graphic featuring the opposing quarterbacks. it used to be still photographs. now they're like moving. usually the guys just kind of stand there looking tough. the quarterback for cleveland, jameis winston, decided to have fun with it. pay attention to the left side of your screen here. >> you look at the final five weeks. the bye, then a date with indianapolis. that's a big one. they've got that two-point conversion late at new england to win by one. they really need that one if they want to try and catch denver. then a couple of road games against the chargers, bengals. then they finish up with a kansas city team -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: while it may not look like he was taking it seriously, in the end, jameis threw three interceptions and the browns lost. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] maybe there is such a thing as having too much fun. then after the game, it's jameis

winston, who has a lot to say about the lord, offered himself this unusual postgame pep talk. >> in times like this, you know, that's -- it's -- it's opportunity to continue to grow for the lord. even through the toughest circumstances. i know i'm better than this. i know. i'm just praying for the lord to deliver me from pick sixes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lord, lead us not into frustration but deliver from us pick sixes. [ laughter ] maybe he got his prayer book mixed up with his playbook? wait till he finds out what "hail mary" really means. [ laughter ] speaking of the lord, this is the way we break out our advent calendars. the way an advent calendar works, you know, each day december 1st to christmas, you open a door, there's a little gift or a treat inside. it's basically a power play on chanukah. [ laughter ] "oh, you get gifts for eight nights? how adorable. we get 25 and another 25 on

christmas too." [ laughter ] the advent calendar started almost 200 years ago in germany. it was made of paper originally, then of wood. in the '20s they added little doors and verses from the bible and pictures of saints in the doors. in 1958, cadbury or somebody started putting chocolates in the doors, and they kicked the saints and the bible verses right out of the calendar. [ laughter ] and now we have advent calendars full of beer. we have wine. full of hard seltzer. full of hard liquor. full of weed. [ cheers and applause ] there are advent calendars for dogs now. there's even a sex toy advent calendar. [ cheers and applause ] can you imagine how confused jesus would be if he came back to earth? "this is how we celebrate your birthday month now!" [ laughter ] then another christmas miracle rising again for a limited time. the beloved mcrib sandwich is back at mcdonald's. [ cheers and applause ] most people don't know this, mcrib has a strong biblical

connection. god, in the beginning god took one of adam's ribs to create eve. [ laughter ] the other one he slathered barbecue sauce on. [ laughter ] and put it on a bun. now a million years later, it's time for the final showdown of the mcrib versus ozempic for the very first time. [ laughter ] mcdonald trump is going to france over this weekend to witness the reopening of the notre dame cathedral. if all goes according to plan, he would like to buy it and turn it into a casino. [ laughter ] when notre dame was on fire five years ago, remember, trump was very helpful. he tweeted, "so horrible to watch the massive fire at notre dame cathedral in paris, perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out?" [ laughter ] because before then, nobody had thought of using water to put out a fire. [ laughter ] that's why he's a genius. trump plans to meet with french president macron, who is one of the first world leaders smart enough to congratulate him on

his victory last month. "ready to work together as we did for four years with your convictions and mine." that's right. [ laughter ] between the two of them, they've got 34 convictions. and it would be interesting to see trump and macron interact. trump is said to be jealous of the french president because he's able to button his suit jacket without adding butter to his chest. [ laughter ] it's expected to be a nice, pleasant trip for the president-elect to enjoy paris before he takes office, for melania to enjoy wherever it is she will be this weekend. [ laughter ] meanwhile, back home in washington, republicans are absolutely exploding with pretend outrage after president biden pardoned his son, hunter. one of those who expressed righteous indignation is senator john cornyn of texas, who warned us of the long-term perils associated with a situation like this. >> it's a terrible example. because without any accountability for people

breaking the law, getting a pass, in other words, there is no deterrent effect or no accountability that teaches our young people and others that, yes, you need to follow the law. and yes, there are consequences if you don't. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you know what? people say politicians have no sense of humor. these guys have seriously got to be kidding with this. i don't think i can take -- they do it with a straight face over and over again. meanwhile, we have real stuff to worry about. we have dangerous stuff happening, like bears who are sneaking over the border from nevada to steal our cars. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> trey? a bear's in the car. [ laughter ]

>> yah! yah! yah! yah! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know. is anyone else wondering why they have a bedroom cam? [ laughter ] they do say that in the event of a bear attack, the best thing you can do is walk right up to the bear and admonish them. [ laughter ] our governor here in california, gavin newsom, has convened a special session with lawmakers this week to try to trump-proof our state. [ cheers and applause ] the goal is to protect the state from his magasty's plan to monetize everything. our governor is determined to do whatever he can to stop this. >> we need to assert ourselves.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to our show. tonight, a very funny man you know from his time on "saturday night live." his new movie is called "y2k." kyle mooney is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] later, from miami, this is his sixth album. it's called "king of the mischievous south." denzel curry. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we will be joined by tyler perry and anthony jeselnik, music from lauren mayberry too. please join us for that. our first guest tonight is about to make the jump to hyperspace. he chaperones a handful of galactic goonies in "star wars: skeleton crew" tuesdays on disney plus. say hello to jude law! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you?

it's very good to see you, haven't seen you in quite some time. >> too long. >> jimmy: you still are handsome, very handsome. >> you too. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: do you still -- as an englishman, do you celebrate thanksgiving? >> yeah. i've adopted thanksgiving. i love it. >> jimmy: you do? >> i've been here in the states for the last few years at this time of year. and invited to join families for thanksgiving. friends of mine. and i love it. i love the food. you know what it is? there's a lot of pressure on christmas in the uk. because we don't have thanksgiving. and we've adopted halloween now. we love halloween. that wasn't the case when i was a kid. >> jimmy: right. >> there's a big gap between halloween and christmas. >> jimmy: you feel thanksgiving lets a little steam out of the -- >> a pressure cooker yeah. >> jimmy: interesting, i never thought about it that way. >> you know, and there's no gift-giving.

so it's just about being together and eating. and i like both those things. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] what are your top thanksgiving items to eat? >> turkey. >> jimmy: you like turkey? >> i do. >> jimmy: if it's prepared well, it's delicious. >> i like -- i like sweet potato. >> jimmy: okay. >> this year, i even tried sweet potato with marshmallow on top. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's very american. >> sweet! potato. >> jimmy: that's right. >> and i like a bit of the cranberry on the turkey. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> i just gorge. >> jimmy: i like that you're embracing it. many don't, many don't. even though it's kind of the easiest holiday to understand. >> truly. sit and eat. and give thanks. >> sit and eat and give thanks. a kind of rehearsal for christmas, because it's the same meal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're more american than a lot of americans in a way. are you excited that the mcrib is back? [ laughter ] >> i heard this rumor. i'm delighted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you ever had a mcrib? >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> jimmy: at mcdonald's they have this thing called a mcrib. >> right. >> jimmy: it's rib meat. >> do they have the mcmuffin? >> jimmy: of course we have the mcmuffin.

when the mcmuffin is gone, we're all gone. [ laughter ] if you hear there's no more mcmuffin, that means america has ceased to exist. [ laughter ] worse than closed, we've actually just fallen into the earth. i want to say this. correct me if i have this wrong, because i've done almost no research. [ laughter ] i think you're the only actor who's in the marvel universe, the harry potter universe, and now the "star wars" universe? [ cheers and applause ] >> i mean, i'll take it. but i don't know if that's true. >> jimmy: pretty sure it's true. i've thought about it. >> do i get a badge or something? i hope i do. >> jimmy: you should get something. you should get free admission to every theme park in the world. >> yes. >> jimmy: is what you should get. >> we were launching "skeleton crew" last night at disneyland, and i hadn't been in about 20 years. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> it's a lot of fun, that place is going to do well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of those franchises, which were your kids most excited about?

>> uh -- geez. that's -- that's tricky. >> jimmy: yeah. >> uh -- because i read them all "harry potter." the idea that i stepped into the cloak of dumbledore was a thrill. i mean -- i mean, the "star wars" world has a very particular affinity with me and my eldest son. i have a friend in london, johnny silman, who almost shed a tear, he was so moved. >> jimmy: really? >> that i was going to be in "star wars." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. he texted me. >> jimmy: was he the first guy you called when you got the part? >> he's so overwhelmed, he's passed out somewhere. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did he ask you for information? >> oh, yeah, everyone does. the best way forward is say nothing to anybody. >> jimmy: not even your family? >> no, they know nothing. it's like a dam. if it leaks, it pours. it's like -- it's just better

that i just said nothing. >> jimmy: does somebody sit you down? is there a person who's in charge of telling you the rules of "star wars" and how -- >> there are several folks. yeah, several. >> jimmy: the same as the marvel people? >> no, no. oh, no. >> jimmy: different teams? >> there are gatekeepers for the world of "star wars," the law, the rules. and they oversee costumes and fittings and suggestions that i may have on a prop, they're like, "that doesn't work." for example, with the costumes no, but tons. you never see any buttons. >> jimmy: is that true? >> everything is either tied or velcroed. or buckled. no buttons. >> jimmy: i never noticed that. why no buttons? >> it's just a rule. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and no paper? >> no, if you think about it, you've never seen paper. >> jimmy: hold on a minute. this is crazy. [ laughter ] >> it's true. it's true. and here's another thing -- >> jimmy: no paper? >> a lot of the shots, a lot of the shots that they use are still -- not limited, but inspired by -- they don't want to break these rules -- how lucas shot the original.

so for example, you know some sci-fi films, they'll pass through glass or whiz around. they don't do that, because they still want the language of the cinematography to be similar the rest of the canon. >> jimmy: i'm still on the paper. [ laughter ] i'm not -- is there toilet paper in "star wars"? [ laughter ] or is luke using his robe? >> i think they have japanese toilets. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they have japanese toilets. it is funny. everything's still made of metal, a little bit rusty -- >> everything's always on a monitor, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> a hologram. >> jimmy: your friend knew about that? what is his name, johnny? >> johnny. >> jimmy: he knew there was no paper? >> bless johnny, he's going to be beside himself that he's getting such a mention. [ laughter ] no, i don't know that johnny knew that. >> jimmy: laura dern told me that -- i have to think about this, make sure i have it right. that when she was shooting the blaster, that she was making the pew pew sound. >> pew pew, of course. >> jimmy: they had to tell her to stop making the sound. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you do that? >> i think i might have done it.

here's another thing. so blasters don't have kick. i've used weapons in films before, and sometimes you have to add a little bit of a kick. >> jimmy: oh, pretend? >> yeah, i was doing that with the blaster. pew pew! "first of all, no pew pew." "okay, sorry." "no kick, just point and squeeze." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: someone corrected you on that? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i think this would be -- >> no pew, no kick. you kind of know what show you're on when someone gives you that direction. "no pew pew." >> jimmy: right. no pew pew and no toilet paper. [ laughter ] they don't go hand in hand. >> exactly. >> jimmy: well, let's take a break. jude law is with us. [ cheers and applause ] "star wars: skeleton crew" is the show. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by paw patrol.

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"star wars: skeleton crew." on disney plus. i was telling you, this is a great show. this is a really, really good one. i'm going to go back and watch this with my children, who are not quite into "star wars" yet. i think they're going to love this one. >> i'm thrilled with it. my whole memory and relationship with this series, with this show, rather, the canon, goes back to late '70s when i was 8. 7, 8 years old. i just thought it was such a genius idea to make the protagonist children. you suddenly get to see the universe through their eyes. the jeopardy's real. the awe, the wonder, the innocence. it's also a great opportunity to watch it with your children. >> jimmy: should children be flying a spacecraft? [ laughter ] >> that is a very good question. that my character asks himself over and over and over again. and you'll see there are a couple of great moments. you see, that's the other thing. my character doesn't really have

parental abilities. you get a sense he's not had much of a childhood. he just treats them like adults. he doesn't understand why they're crying for their mom. "fly the spaceship!" take the blaster!" there's a lovely friction this their relationship. "come on, get on with it." >> jimmy: your character's name is jodd? >> jod. >> jimmy: jod, all right. i thought was "todd" and they added a curve to it, which is my dog's name, which is kind of like todd -- jod is more like, oh, yeah, it's a play on god or -- >> zod. okay, all right. >> knock on wood. >> jimmy: the extra "d" makes all the difference there. yeah, you've got luke, lando, then jod. [ laughter ] it d many names. >> jimmy: he's a -- >> you'll learn -- different people know him from different -- >> jimmy: i would go by many names, too, if my name was jod, for sure. [ laughter ] is jod a jedi? >> i can't tell you that. >> jimmy: you can't.

>> he's sensitive. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which sounds like -- >> he has force. >> jimmy: force-sensitive is like lactose-intolerant. [ laughter ] sensitive means he has the power? >> it means he has the potential to use the force. potential to use the force. >> jimmy: when you tell me you can't tell me, does that mean -- >> it means i can't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it means you know? is it possible that you don't know? >> no, i know. >> jimmy: you do know? >> yeah, i did the show. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: sometimes that's in the next season -- >> i see. >> jimmy: -- for you to find out. >> most of what we're discussing will be revealed. >> jimmy: i see. >> over the eight. >> jimmy: i do want to talk about your movie, "the order," which is really, really good. it's based on a true situation? >> terrifying true story that occurred 40 years ago in the pacific northwest. >> jimmy: up in the pacific northwest.

in the '80s. what happened, exactly, there? >> the fbi uncovered a series of bank robberies and a -- brinks heists that were basically financing a white supremacist movement. >> jimmy: right. >> and they had a seven-step program based on a book or the turner diaries that they aimed to take over the country. and this book, the turner diaries, turned out actually as an inspiration of timothy mcveigh's and was indeed found on january 6th with the insurrectionists. >> jimmy: wow. [ audience moaning ] they're a little sensitive. they're a little force-sensitive right now. [ laughter ] show me a picture of jude in the movie. there you are. beautiful '80s moustache there. is that your idea or something they asked for? >> the agents that my character was based on all had moustaches. all the research i did, all the agents i spoke to who worked for

the bureau in that period all had moustaches. the photographs of the agents i did in research all had moustaches. it seemed a given. you get a badge, a gun, you have to grow a moustache. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it a glue-on? >> it's mine. >> jimmy: that's a nice moustache. >> you can't be using glue-ons. every time you smile, it pings off. it's easy to grow it. >> jimmy: did your wife -- >> my wonderful wife put up with it, yeah. >> jimmy: did she like it or no? >> i'd just done a film in which i played henry viii. i had this huge beard. i shaved that off and kept the tache. the summer i finished, i shaved it off. we were on holiday. she's looking at me this one afternoon. i'm like, "what?" "i just remembered, you're really attractive." [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's like, hold up. she put up with me for nearly a year with all this -- >> jimmy: imagine if she had a moustache and a beard, you wouldn't like it either. [ laughter ] jude law, everybody. new episodes of "star wars:

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from denzel curry is on the way. our next guest is a very funny guy you know from nine seasons of "saturday night live." now he is a director, star, and rewriter of history in "y2k." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome kyle mooney! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look how handsome and grown up you look. oh, you still remember our secret handshake? >> jimmy, you are the man. >> jimmy: thank you, kyle. you know, for those who don't know, and most everyone doesn't know, you were at one time a correspondent on our show, many years back. >> that's true. >> jimmy: we would send you to -- in fact, we have a clip. you go to a bunch of different kind of places. one of them was a reptile convention. >> uh-huh. >> it's nice to have you here, slammers. >> i don't -- what -- >> it's nice to have you here with these green slimers. >> i don't -- what -- >> it's nice to have you here with these green slimers. >> green slimers? >> it's nice to have you here with these green slimers. >> it's nice to have you here with these green slimers? >> they're a talk show.

>> yes, it's awesome. >> okay, okay. >> i don't know what you're asking me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let me tell you -- i watched a bunch of those, it was making me laugh so hard. it's such a -- and the idea that you are now a movie director. incredible. >> that's very sweet. i got to say, to me, that was awkward. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was, it felt awkward. >> it felt uncomfortable. i don't think it was a good interaction. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, what is this? what have you brought here with us? >> well, so -- our movie "y2k" takes place in '99 going into 2000. i was a freshman in high school. and i was sort of experimenting with alcohol. >> jimmy: uh-huh? when you say experimenting, you mean? >> i was drinking. so this is my -- this was my favorite drink of the era. >> jimmy: oh. >> i don't know if you've ever had it.

this is vodka and gatorade. >> jimmy: what do you call that? >> we call this vatorade. [ laughter ] and it works. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it works. what's the ratio of vodka to -- >> i don't remember. let's go hard, buddy. [ cheers ] you tell me, this is okay? >> jimmy: well, sure, why, why not? i think i have, yeah, i feel like i have done this, yeah. i went to college. [ laughter ] >> i should say, jimmy, i do want to -- watching that clip, you've always been very supportive of me. and i really do appreciate it. and even when i was -- jimmy would send me notes. saying you liked pieces. it means a lot. >> jimmy: oh, how nice, all right. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i think you're very, very funny. >> i think it's very good. >> jimmy: it is pretty good. you know what, it's -- you can -- tastes like you can drink it and clean your windows with it. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: both of those things.

>> i just love getting drunk, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, tell me about you -- during this time, i want to talk about the movie in a second. >> yeah. >> jimmy: y2k, you were 15 years old at that time? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: getting drunk -- >> i don't love getting drunk. i feel like that came off strange. i like drinking responsibly, by the way. >> jimmy: you like drinking responsibly. you've always said that. >> it has to be vatorade. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it has to be vatorade. in this film, i don't want to give too much of it away. first of all, you did a beautiful job of incorporating these elements from the late '90s that made such an impression on us. the beginning of the internet. i loved seeing the aol screen and the a.i.m. and the sound of the 14400 modem connecting. you were obviously on that and doing that kind of stuff. were you going in chat rooms and that sort of thing?

>> absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah. and it's sketchy. >> jimmy: yeah, for sure. [ laughter ] >> i was -- yeah, i was 15. and sometimes -- you know, you could sometimes be a 21-year-old if you wanted to, but you could also be a 15-year-old and meet another 15-year-old. but likely -- i would assume that 15-year-old is not actually 15 years old. could be an older man, older woman. could be some sort of animal who knows how to type. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you run into any of those? >> i mean -- i don't -- i'm not sure. but i would -- >> jimmy: what was your screen name at that time? >> my screen name was tquest4now. because at the time, i was really into the group tribe called quest. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: okay. >> and i kind of -- it's actually kind of forward thinking. because i was like, well, i'm

into this group now. so i'm going to say it's tquest for the moment, essentially. i've got to say, i still like them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, sure. and then -- so now this movie, when you were experiencing y2k, everybody thought all hell was going to break loose. it was all over the news. nobody knew how the computers and machines were going to react to the date being set to all zeros. is it okay if i reveal that all hell does break loose? >> it's okay. if -- it's out there. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] >> i mean, i can -- it would be awesome if nobody knew. but at this point, people know. if they want to know. >> jimmy: right, right. if they're going in, they're probably going in with some kind of idea what the film is about. yeah, no, you did a great job. you really did. we're very proud of you. you've turned into quite a -- you've blossomed into a young man, and you have a child now too. how old is your daughter? >> i do. my daughter -- i've never said her name out loud in front of a lot of people.

but i'm going to go for it. [ laughter ] her name is beatrice. and she is -- oh, man. what is the date? she is almost 18 months. she's almost 1 1/2. days away. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice. are you having fun with that? do you feel comfortable as a dad? [ laughter ] >> it's awkward, man. no. [ laughter ] i -- well, i love it. i mean -- yeah. it's -- i feel like you can only speak in cliches about it sometimes. >> jimmy: yeah? >> but yeah -- i didn't struggle with, like -- i thought it would be really challenging just to learn, like, diapers and bottles and all of that stuff. but it is truly just -- it's the endurance. it's just like entertaining her for a long time, you know what i mean? after 30 minutes i'm like, that's all i have. [ laughter ] you need, like, a tight 14 hours. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what you need

is a little vatorade is what you need. [ cheers and applause ] what will you do for the holidays? do you have a plan? >> well, actually -- jimmy, it's nice of you to ask. i actually do have a very big announcement to mike here tonight about the holidays. >> jimmy: oh, go ahead, all right. >> is there a camera i should look at? >> jimmy: yeah, look at all of them at once. [ laughter ] >> i just want to say -- dad? i'm coming to san diego for christmas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. thank you for announcing that here. >> you know what, i just got right into -- >> jimmy: is this how dad's finding out about this? >> yeah, i think so. >> jimmy: kyle mooney, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] his movie is called "y2k." it opens in theaters friday. thank you, kyle. we'll be back with denzel curry!

>> jimmy: thanks to jude law, kyle mooney, josh myers. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but with his album "king of the mischievous south," here with

the song "got me geeked," denzel curry! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ leaving the club less sober ♪ ♪ got a kiki and a soda ♪ ♪ say she need me i don't want her ♪ ♪ geeked geeked ♪ ♪ i watch her look at the sky while it's falling ♪ ♪ if you gave her your number ♪ ♪ she won't call you ♪

♪ stall you she gonna fall in my lap ♪ ♪ the day she fall through although i say what's up ♪ ♪ then around six i pick you up ♪ ♪ don't you ever say what you want 'cause all this dough been enough yeah ♪ ♪ i see there's fine women lined out vip ♪ ♪ i got' them bouncing bouncing bouncing on me ♪ ♪ i'm telling you just how this go ♪ ♪ she's shaking it then slide on the pole ♪ ♪ got hella weed and bottles to pour ♪ ♪ i swear to god i that some more ♪ ♪ i'm leaving this club less sober ♪ ♪ got a kiki and my soda ♪ ♪ got to leave at three in the morning ♪ ♪ she said take me out to florida ♪ ♪ every time she scrub the ground she got me ♪ ♪ every time there's money around she got me ♪ ♪ geeked geeked ♪ ♪ got me spinning around and around you know she got me ♪ ♪ geeked geeked ♪ ♪ i'm leaving this club less sober ♪ ♪ got a kiki and my soda ♪

♪ government a kiki on my shoulders ♪ ♪ said she need me i don't want her geeked geeked ♪ ♪ every time there's money around she got me ♪ ♪ every time she scrub the ground she got me ♪ ♪ geeked geeked ♪ ♪ every time there's money around you know she got me ♪ ♪ geeked geeked ♪ ♪ got me spinning around and around she got me ♪ ♪ geeked geeked ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight, paris hilton's fight. show me r