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♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thanks very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that's very kind. thank you for watching. happy holidays. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, where we are slowly inching into the holiday week. no one at work is working right now. everyone is secretly shop online. [ laughter ] which makes sense. why not spend the money in the same place you make the money? [ laughter ] it's logical. in washington tonight, president biden took part in the annual lighting of the white house christmas tree. not only did he light the tree, this year he gave it a preemptive pardon just in case it falls over on someone or gets all coked up and throws its gun in the dumpster, who knows. [ laughter ] they kept referring to it as

"biden's final tree lighting ceremony," which, when you're his age, is probably not what you want to hear. [ laughter ] everything you do could be your final time doing it. could also be his last time wear shoes outside. [ laughter ] in new york last night, they lit the big tree at rockefeller center, which is supposed to be a fun and festive occasion. but that was not the case for one flava flav. who took to twitter last night to say -- "i feel weird. i was invited to the rockefeller tree lighting tonite and i was escorted to see my boys, the backstreet boys." [ laughter ] we don't know who his boys are. "we were backstage in their dressing room. security came up to me and says nbc does not want me in this area, and i need to leave. at the same time, their social media woman came up and asked to capture social content. what did i ever do to nbc or anyone? all i ever do is try to spread joy and love, and i think i did that for nbc at the olympics." i agree, wholeheartedly! [ applause ] flavor flav sponsored two whole water polo teams, and he gets

clock-blocked? by nbc? [ laughter ] it's not right. during the writers' strike last year, flavor flav showed up, brought food to everyone on the picket line. he did it the last writers' strike too. and this is how the man gets treated? i mean, it's not like security could have mistaken him for someone else. [ laughter ] "there's a man here with a big clock around his neck. yeah, we don't know who he is." of course you know. this man's whole life is popping up random places and delighting us. he's a real-life elf on a shelf! [ laughter ] flava then deleted his tweet and followed up with -- "i deleted the tweet, but my spirit is broken." [ audience: moaning ] that's not -- they broke his spirit at christmas. that is not something to be taken lightly. the man is nothing but spirit! and they broke it. for about three hours they broke it, then he tweeted this. >> three, two, one!

flavor flav in the building! lighting up rockefeller center, baby! yeah, boy! >> jimmy: his spirit healed up very quickly. [ laughter ] if i was in charge of rockefeller center, i would put him on top of the tree. [ laughter ] like a flava angel. sorry, flav, you deserve better. flava flav was one of many notable names in attendance at the tree lighting last night. also celebrating was a man who was celebrating being charged with five felonies this year, new york mayor eric adams. >> please welcome the mayor of new york city, eric adams. >> and hold on. you know it's mayor adams because he's wearing a hat that says "mayor adams." [ laughter and applause ] that's one of the least embarrassing things about him. [ laughter ] in september, the mayor was indicted for wire fraud, bribery, solicitation of contributions from foreign nationals. but that hasn't slowed him down at all. [ laughter ] he's out there wearing homemade

hats and bragging about his bitcoin. >> we should not be afraid of bitcoin. many of you laughed at me when i first got my bitcoin. who is laughing now? go look at my bitcoin now. you all mocked me. you're taking your first three paychecks with bitcoin. now you wish you had done it. >> jimmy: that's the mayor of new york. [ laughter ] what goes on with mayors of new york? they're either dullards or nuts. there's no in between. this guy is very possibly going to prison next year, he's like, "don't you wish you were me?" [ laughter ] and then we have another character, pete hegseth, trump's nominee for secretary of defense, who's now defending himself against allegations of sexual misconduct and drunken behavior in the workplace. he's been making the rounds on capitol hill trying to get support from senators. today, he wore his shiniest american flag pin, his snazziest flag pocket square, and his sharpest red, white, and blue

socks to shake hands and answer some uncomfortable questions. >> what did president trump tell you? >> he's behind us all the way. spoke to him this morning. >> yeah, something tells me that might be the last time you speak to the president. [ laughter ] something tells me we might be able to get pete hegseth cameo video for christmas this year. [ laughter ] pete hegseth who, by the way, is not even remotely qualified to be secretary of defense, that we already forgot about, was accused of raping a woman in 2017. he paid her some kind of settlement, and in exchange, she signed a nondisclosure agreement. but now he wants one of the most powerful jobs in the world. so it would make sense to hear her story. even for him, it would make sense. but because of the non-disclosure agreement, she can't tell it unless he allows it, without having to write him a check. so, jake tapper of cnn asked senator rick scott of florida, who is one of the guys supporting hegseth, if he believes this woman's story should be shared with the senate and the world. >> pete hegseth paid her money, and she signed a nondisclosure

agreement, so she can't come on my show to talk about it. do you think pete should release her from the nda so that i can ask her the questions that you want me to? >> absolutely not. there's so many -- jake -- >> absolutely not? >> wait, wait, jake. >> you started this interview saying you don't like these anonymous accusations and i should be able to interview these people. okay, shouldn't pete hegseth release this woman from her nondisclosure agreement so i can do what you suggested at the top of the interview you wanted me to do? >> oh, absolutely not. >> jimmy: absolutely not, jake. "let me be clear, i have no human qualities." [ laughter ] "my eyes are completely black, like a dark wizard. and my soul left my body many, many years ago." [ laughter ] it's all very frustrating. you would not hire someone to walk your dog if they paid someone to be quiet about a rape. and then we have vivek ramaswamy and elon musk. the lenny and squiggy of trump town. they met with republicans in washington today to discuss their new "department of government efficiency."

we don't know all of what went on at the meeting. we can assume there were a lot of missed high-fives. [ laughter ] but other than that, all we know that is one of the congresspeople they met with was marjorie taylor greene -- [ audience: moaning ] who told reporters musk said he would be putting lawmakers on a "naughty list" and a "nice list." nothing to worry about there. just a foreign-born billionaire deciding which elected officials get to wake up on christmas morning and which don't. [ laughter ] by the way, this group they run, doge, has no power to make laws, cut budget, or do anything at all. it's like when you're a kid and you visit the cockpit. the pilot'll give you a set of wings -- [ laughter ] it doesn't mean you get to fly the plane. [ laughter ] [ applause ] how many of you have seen the new "wicked" movie? [ cheers and applause ] it's a big hit. all around the world people are seeing it, including the uk, where the british board of film classification has issued a warning to viewers, because one of the characters, elphaba,

faces discrimination due to her green skin. [ laughter ] for real. according to the bbfc website -- "seeing beloved characters being mistreated, especially when elphaba's skin-color is used to demonize her as the 'wicked witch,' may be upsetting and poignant for some audiences." so please be warned, you may experience poignance. [ laughter ] who is this warning for? lizards? [ laughter ] the hulk? this is the wicked witch. she tried to kill the little girl and her little dog, too. i would suggest that if you want to watch something with a progressive green-skinned message, maybe check out "the muppet show." [ laughter ] kermit's been in an interspecies relationship for 50 years now. [ laughter ] it's going strong. college basketball season is under way, and the loyola-chicago men's basketball team has a very special superfan, sister jean dolores. sister jean is 105 years old. she goes to every game and greets the players when they come in and out of the locker room. and with that said, here's what

happened after they beat eastern michigan last night. >> if you're an unskilled team, you're going to find someone open. and this team's got scorers able to put the ball in the basket as we saw today. sister jean pleased as well. >> jimmy: coming right in at the buzzer, the saddest clip of the year. in their defense, sister jean's about five feet below their eye level. but still, it is a very sad thing to see. what -- excuse me what -- what are you doing? >> who, us? >> jimmy: yeah, you with the jingle bells, what are you doing? >> i'm sorry. we're just really into the christmas spirit. >> jimmy: oh, no. are you one of those -- >> annoying matching pajama families? [ laughter ] >> guilty! >> we love christmas. >> oh, sugarplum, please, mr. fallon is trying to talk to me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're confused, i'm not mr. fallon, my name's kimmel. >> oh, that doesn't matter to us, now does it, honey?

>> not at all. it's fine. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. i'm glad to hear that. >> we're soaking up the christmas spirit, because we do christmas a little differently. >> for instance, we take antlers. and we put them -- are you ready? >> jimmy: on your car? >> on our car! [ laughter ] >> and i am the best elf on the shelf hideer in the whole darn world. >> it's true. his elf-hiding would blow your mind. >> i've got one inside me right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, well, thank you. it's nice to meet you guys. i'm in the middle of the monologue. >> can you please just at least show the tiktok of our holiday dance? i uploaded it to the control room earlier. >> jimmy: no, we can't do that. we don't -- i said we can't. >> all right, it's recording, everybody. >> wait for it. >> in position, in position. >> jimmy: i said we can't do that. i don't know why we're showing that -- >> absolutely perfect. >> jimmy: they asked if she could show that -- >> hit it! >> jimmy: will you stop that?

okay, thank you. no, we don't -- there's no choreographed tiktok dances on this show. >> are you sure about that? hit it! ♪ ♪ >> stop it, stop! you missed your cue, mason. back to one, back to one. >> jimmy: don't go back to one, you don't need to go back to one. >> body roll on four! >> jesus christ, honey. >> do not use language like that. >> i don't even believe in jesus! [ audience moaning ] >> you damn well better believe in jesus! you little bitch. >> jimmy: hey, hey. don't talk like that to your daughter. she's a kid. >> don't you tell us how to raise our family. >> jimmy: what's -- >> we'll sea your disgusting mouth. >> jimmy: guillermo, can you do something about this, please? >> guillermo: okay, i'll be right back. >> back up.

mr. corden is going kick us out of here. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: okay, hit it! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right, well -- we had a good show for you tonight. chris martin and dick van dyke are here. music from thee sacred souls, we'll be right back with billy eichner, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by planet fitness.

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"the outsiders" with jamestown revival and 50 cent. so please join us for all of that. and all of them. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a man named billy, who you may have spotted on the street. he returns to his triumphant role as timon in "mufasa: the lion king." it opens in theaters december 20th. please welcome billy eichner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> how are you? >> how you? >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> so good to see you, thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. you look very fashionable. i know you know what's right. people say you can't wear white after labor day, and here you are just wearing it. >> i break all the rules. >> jimmy: you're out of control. >> it's trump's america. the least of our problems is me wearing white after labor day.

>> jimmy: do you recall the last time i saw you? >> yes, actually. it's been a little while. and i've been wanting to tell you this story. i saw you at an after party this year after you hosted the oscars. >> jimmy: yes, yes, yes. >> it was -- this is going to be a very name-droppy story but there's no other way to do it. >> jimmy: those are the most fun ones. >> they are, they are. this was madonna's after party. >> jimmy: right. >> which goes very late, kind of starts at midnight. and i walk in, and you know, a lot of famous people are there, obviously. and the first people i see standing in the center of the party are taylor swift and travis kelce. >> jimmy: right, yes. >> you guys heard of them? [ cheers and applause ] that's the most silent it's ever been when someone said "taylor swift." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is crazy! they were there, yeah. >> they were there. i don't know them at all. so i don't say anything. but i mean, i notice them. >> jimmy: right. >> okay, so then i'm standing around mingling at the party. and then all of a sudden i feel a very strong, like bro-y, like

pat on my back. >> jimmy: that was me, right? >> no, it was not you. [ laughter ] it was a masculine man, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. it -- i turn around. i'm 6'3", right? i'm not used to looking up at people. actors are pretty short. so i turn around, and i feel this pat on my back. i turn around, and it's travis kelce. [ cheers ] for many years, people may know, i've been hosting "billy on the street," right? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. so i turn around, it's travis kelce. in a very loud, booming voice, in a house full of the most famous people in the world, travis kelce looks at me and goes, "jimmy on the mother [ bleep ] street! i love you, man!" [ laughter ] this literally happened. and he's beaming. he's so happy to see me. [ laughter ] and it's travis kelce, who i'm not expecting he would know who

i am at all. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and he says," jimmy on the street, i love you, man!" [ laughter ] and i don't -- he said it with such confidence. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> that i could not bring myself to correct him. >> jimmy: you could have -- it would have devastated him. >> he looked so happy to see me, i could tell he was a fan. [ laughter ] he's travis kelce. he's huge, standing there with taylor swift. >> jimmy: yeah? >> you know, i didn't know what to do. then throughout the night, he kept seeing me, we kept crisscrossing each other, he kept fist-bumping me. [ laughter ] i don't want to stereotype gay men, but i don't ordinarily communicate via fist bump. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't. >> no. but i kept doing it, you know. >> jimmy: you have to. >> like one of the chipmunks or something like that. [ laughter ] but he was lovely. and then i kind of turned around after he said that to me and i saw you standing in the hallway. because you were there with molly. and i thought, maybe he had seen you or something. >> jimmy: oh. >> got the names confused. >> jimmy: i don't think he

talked to me at all. i don't think i did talk to him. >> i do want to say, though, he has an open invitation to appear with me on "jimmy on the street." [ laughter ] you can join us! >> jimmy: okay, great. me too. >> you can join us. >> jimmy: we can really confuse him. [ laughter ] >> he was with taylor. i didn't get to say hi to her. she was talking to someone. it would have been funny if i turned to her and said, "oh, my god, sarah bareilles, i love you." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she probably would have been complimented. >> they're both very talented. >> jimmy: can i ask you a quick question about that party. i think that is the third time -- there's always a lot of parties. i love madonna, and people are like, you want to come to madonna's party? i imagine madonna invited me to her party. i've never seen madonna at her party. [ laughter ] i've been to madonna's party three times. not a glimpse of madonna. >> we're seeing a pattern of no one coming up to you and saying hello. >> jimmy: standing in the corner, talking to the one comedian i know, yeah. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i also want to add something, that that was not the last time i saw you. i saw you at the emmys.

remember i walked in at the party after the emmys, you were right there at the front. so travis is not the only forgetful man. [ laughter ] >> i know. thank you. >> jimmy: you've had quite a year. you had, well, taylor swift's boyfriend kind of knows who you are. [ laughter ] >> yeah. he knows "jimmy on the street," whoever that is. >> jimmy: you did a big performance at the hollywood bowl this legendary venue. you gave a commencement speech at your alma mater, northwestern university. >> i did, i spoke to the kids graduating from the theater department where i graduated from. it was amazing. i couldn't believe they asked me to do it. i worked very hard on the speech, and it was very moving. you can watch on it youtube, not that anyone will. [ laughter ] you know. but it was very moving to see these kids looking up at you. and they want advice. and you know, then a few months later, i was back in l.a. and i was at a gay bar. and -- with my friend.

and this young-looking man comes up to me and is like, "oh, my god, billy, i graduated that day, and i saw you did the speech, and i moved to l.a." and i was like, oh, my god, i'm the old, weird, gay man at the bar. [ laughter ] like this child is at the bar, and he's there legally. [ laughter ] and i'm, like, sad. like larry on "three's company." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the regal beagle? what -- at what age do you get cut off from going to gay bars? >> if you're a gay man, probably -- you'd still be going to gay bars if you're dick van dyke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> by the way, look at you having dick van dyke, a living legend on after me? my god. my sorry ass? he's 99, what are you going to tell him? "hey, dick, maybe next time"? >> jimmy: billy eichner is here. his movie is called "mufasa: the lion king." we'll be right back. ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is "mufasa: "the lion king."" your partner? you've done two movies together, you and seth rogen. >> yeah, me and seth rogen are timone and pumbaa. it's a great movie. i just saw it for the first time myself. i loved it. i'm so excited to be a part of it. >> jimmy: did you see it at a big screening? >> they had to screen it for me. i couldn't go to the screening they had for the actors. i went to a private screening for myself. disney showed it to me on the disney lot. and i'm in this little screening room, and it's just me and watching it alone. and laughing hysterically at my own jokes. [ laughter ] and then it was just me and then sitting kind of over there, right behind me, is a security guard, right? because they don't want you recording the movie and all that stuff. not that i would. what a weird -- >> jimmy: i know, what a weird thing, to ruin your own movie. >> okay, but i get it, okay. he's like this kind of stoic-looking, late 50s, early 60s kind of guy. very serious looking. we watch the movie together.

i absolutely love the movie. it is so good. i don't mind saying that, because it's just good. i'm proud of it. then after the movie, the lights go up and this old man looks at me and says, "that really made me want to call my dad tonight." [ audience: awww ] that actually happened. >> jimmy: wow. >> i know, it was very moving. >> jimmy: but he didn't call his dad? you only made him want to. >> probably voted for trump. [ laughter ] when you and seth -- >> law enforcement, you know. >> jimmy: are you and seth in the booth together or do you record that separately? >> usually for these animated movies, people do record alone. but me and seth, you know, timon and pumbaa are like a comedy duo. so we record together the whole time. we're improvising all the time. a lot of the improv shockingly makes it into this disney spectacular. >> jimmy: does it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is seth high when he's doing the improv? [ laughter ] >> yeah, seth is high, i've been doing coke all night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, we are seeing -- >> just kidding, walt disney!

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: and lin-manuel miranda wrote some songs for this? >> yes, lin-manuel miranda wrote all new songs for "mufasa." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. it's great because i know lin. i met lin in 2004 in new york when we were both struggling actor, writer, improv types of guys. and he had an improv hip-hop troupe. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> called freestyle love supreme. which i think they still perform. and i had my little live show i was doing, my comedy show, which is where "the billy on the street" videos started originally. we were performing in tiny little black box theaters together in new york. no one knew who we were. shout-out to the nova theater in new york, by the way. that's where we started over 20 years ago. now we get to do this big disney spectacular together. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: full circle together. >> yeah, it's the circle of

life, jimmy. >> jimmy: it really is quite literally the circle of life. >> sure is. >> jimmy: was it fun performing at the hollywood bowl? especially after studying theater at northwestern. >> yes yeah. >> jimmy: had you done anything like that before? >> the hollywood bowl, no, no, no. i've just gotten high at coldplay concerts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's close enough. >> coldplay, by the way, chris martin, wow, look at that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i didn't even put that together. >> jimmy: oh. oh, really? >> me and dick van dyke, we've gone to orgies, you have no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did not mention that in the preinterview. >> he wouldn't, but he knows. again, walt disney, i'm so sorry. [ laughter ] i love being part of the abc/disney family. what the hell was i talking about? oh, the hollywood bowl. yes, i got to perform live with the original og timon nathan lane. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> my hero. we sang "the lion sleeps tonight" together. that was awesome. i think it's going to be on disney plus in a few months. >> jimmy: oh, it is? oh, wow, that's great.

>> i'm just a corporate shill, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: everything's going your way, and why not? >> why not? >> jimmy: it's "mufasa: "the lion king."" this is a prequel? a sequel? >> a prequel? very fancy. yes, it's a prequel. it's a prequel to "the lion king." and it's the mufasa origin story. also it functions as the scar origin story. you see how they met, how their relationship develops, how one became the king and the other became the more complicated villain type of character. and me and seth, we tell the story to kiara is who is nala and simba's daughter, viced by blue ivy carter. >> jimmy: oh, wow, beyonce and jay-z's daughter. now you've given too much detail, but it's okay, it's all right. the movie opens in theaters december 20th. go see it. billy eichner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with chris martin and dick van dyke! ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. music from thee sacred souls is on the way. our next guests are exceptionally talented men who've joined forces for a remarkable new music video to be released on one of their 99th birthdays. i'll let you guess which one. ♪ ♪ you've got all my love ♪ ♪ whether it rains or pours i'm all yours ♪ ♪ you've got all my love ♪ ♪ whether it rains it remains ♪ ♪ you've got all my love ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "all my love" by coldplay comes out december 13th. please welcome chris martin and dick van dyke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ >> jimmy: dick, you even stumble elegantly. how are you? >> i'm pretty good. i just -- welcome, thank you. that surprised me. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: may i ask, how was this duo formed? this is a pairing i never anticipated. >> neither did i. they said, chris martin called. i said, who? [ laughter ] i remember bob crosby and the bobcats.

>> jimmy: you were not a coldplay fan at the time? >> i -- have to say, i didn't know who he was. >> jimmy: right, right, right. >> i didn't know who you were. [ laughter ] i said, i've been looking for an old guy, who's the oldest guy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dick, you are going to be 99 years old on the day this music video is released. [ cheers and applause ] kind of miraculous. chris, how did you pitch this? this is your idea this whole deal? >> spike jonze and myself, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i -- dick is like a neighbor. and -- >> jimmy: what do you mean like a neighbor? like he seems like a neighbor? or he actually is a neighbor? >> on the global scale, we live very close to each other. in terms of borrowing sugar, it's slightly further. >> jimmy: okay. >> he lives about eight miles from me. and one day a few years ago, i asked if you would come and have breakfast with me and my kids.

and he was very kind. he came with his beautiful wife, arlene. that's how we met. i said, i'm a superfan. >> jimmy: you -- i assume that your main thing with dick is "diagnosis murder," yes? [ laughter ] >> absolutely. if you want to see my tattoo? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, i do. "mary poppins." >> "mary poppins" is my number one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and dick, i don't know if you remember, you were in "mary poppins". [ laughter ] >> just barely. >> jimmy: you were the guy in it. >> 60 years ago. >> jimmy: 60 years ago. >> i've waited 60 years to say something. a guy called up from the bank, "what bank are you with?" i got to stay toll stone stuckly -- the whole thing. >> jimmy: was it a setup or he really was asking that question? >> no, he just asked me. barfly grub fidelity fiduciary

bank. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know in "mary poppins" when dick plays the older banker, mr. doors. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the only impression i can do is when we starts laughing. it's like this. you ready? >> oh, i'm going laugh? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's his only impression, it's of you. so you guys, you have breakfast together with the family, and then do you go listen to chris' music to see if you want to be mixed up with this guy? >> oh, sure, i started listening to the music right away. and the song, oh, my gosh. the song is so beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah, and you from "mary poppins," what's your favorite song from "mary poppins"? >> i love the whole thing.

>> jimmy: uh-huh? who do you think has seen the movie more? >> me. >> jimmy: chris or dick? >> i haven't seen it in years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you haven't? >> yeah. >> i have. >> jimmy: how many times? >> what is it, 5 or 6,000. [ laughter ] >> but for me, i look like the old man now. >> jimmy: yeah, you did really grow into the part. dick, can you still laugh like the part? that's the big question. >> oh, yeah. well -- oh, yeah. like he did? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh. >> jimmy: no? yeah, you don't want to do that, you could get hurt. [ laughter ] and get -- and this is -- so you make this music video. this is in your house? >> my backyard. >> jimmy: with your family, your real family, your grandkids, your kids. i mean, the whole gang. your wife is there. your memories are there. like all your collections of things. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, it's really beautiful. and in a way, you got coldplay to pay for a home video.

[ laughter ] >> i had grandkids i had never met. [ laughter ] i had no idea. >> jimmy, can i tell you something? my favorite moment -- you won't remember this. my favorite moment of the whole shoot was your son is barry, right? barry is what, 74? >> 74. >> 74. and i saw barry come up to dick and say, "dad, can i turn the pool slide on?" [ laughter ] and it was so sweet. because it was like a son and his dad. the son asking if he could use the slide into the pool. they're collectively 176 years old. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's got to be one of the strangest things, being your age. i mean, your age, but the age of your children. imagine you with a 74-year-old son.

>> yes. >> jimmy: who you still send to his room, true or false? [ laughter ] >> i have one who's 78. >> jimmy: oh, wow. wow. >> that's right. i'm older -- old enough to be joe biden's father. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at dick's house, i'm going to ask chris this question, is his chimney super clean? [ laughter ] >> really immaculate. >> jimmy: that's the first thing i'd check. i'd go in there, i'd look up, i'd want to see what's going on. dick, at the emmys, i saw you at the emmys, the creative arts emmys. you were so funny and so great. as i recall, you ended your speech by inviting everyone to your memorial service. [ laughter ] >> there's an open invitation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and chris, i ran into dick in the hall when dick was coming in here. i said, "hey, how you doing?" you said, "very old." [ laughter ]

>> dementia. i get dementia once in a while. right now, i think i'm on the jimmy kimmel show. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: happens to me too, frequently. so, december 13th is when the music video comes out. that's your 99th birthday. do you have a plan for that night? >> yes. hide out. just hide out. >> jimmy: you're going to out. you won't have a party? >> i don't think so. my kids will probably all come over, though. >> jimmy: do people ask you for the secret to not just a long life but also -- i mean, really, just mentally, physically, you seem to be fantastic. >> everybody asks, what's the secret? i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know? >> i have no idea. i still exercise. i go to the gym. and i think that has something to do with it. keep moving. i wrote a book called "keep moving." >> jimmy: keep moving, that's important. >> the older you get, the more important it is. >> jimmy: when you see that old whole video, you see that you do keep moving. you still -- i mean,

physically -- >> he didn't know i could do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've heard that about chris, yeah. [ laughter ] >> he's really maybe the most fun thing i've ever done, you know. it makes me so grateful. [ applause ] it's a big deal for me. >> i've said i'm from the days of dixieland. and ragtime. he sat down and played ragtime like you wouldn't believe. him. how did you know how to play ragtime? >> i'm a professional musician. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dick van dyke and chris martin. "all my love," the music video comes out december 13th. we'll be back with thee sacred souls. ♪

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♪ ♪ i got a story to tell and i told it so many times that i know it so well ♪ ♪ there was a girl who fell for two herself and then this man she knew ♪ ♪ he said you have to choose a love for me or you ♪ ♪ she chose herself and then she grew ♪ ♪ she's a lucid girl in this cold cold world ♪

♪ she's a lucid girl she can't be held down by this world ♪ ♪ can't be held down by this world can't be held down by this world ♪ where all the lucid girls at? ♪ ♪ there was a girl who wanted change something different from what she knew ♪ ♪ one day she had to choose the world and all its views ♪ ♪ or her world and that's how she flew ♪ ♪ she's a lucid girl in this cold cold world ♪

♪ she's a lucid girl she can't be held down by this world ♪ ♪ can't be held down by this world can't be held down by this world ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ ♪ no ♪ ♪ she can't be held down she's gonna make her own way ♪ ♪ oh, she's gonna make her own way ♪ ♪ no, she can't be held down she's gonna make her own way ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪

♪ she's gonna live for herself ♪ ♪ so she can change the world ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] tonight remembering jimmy carter. >> my name is jimmy carter, and i'm running for president. >> the nation's 39th president. his journey from the fields. >> my family, the carters, have lived in georgia since about 1760 to the oval office. i told you i didn't