>> all right. that's our report on this second day of the new year for sandhya patel, sara hodges, all of us. i'm dan ashley. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, ted danson, have a good night. see you tomorrow. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- ted danson, mikey madison, plus music from blxst and anderson paak. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: well, thanks. welcome. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for joining us. thank you for your enthusiasm. oh, man. i have to say, it has been one interesting week. watching trump go even crazier than anyone imagined he would. he's running this country like it is a reality show. but instead of meatloaf and dennis rodman, he's got matt gaetz and tulsi gabbard. [ laughter ] you know, if we wanted the host of a reality show to run the country, there were much better choices. for example, jeff probst, the host of "survivor." [ laughter ] he's smart, he's fair, he wears the kind of safari clothes you used to see in old movies. he knows how to settle disputes between warring tribes. jeff probst would have been a great president. or what about the host of “the

amazing race.” that guy, whose name i can never remember. [ laughter ] somehow, he's managed to win ten emmy awards, even though we don't have any idea what his name is, but he's been everywhere. he could strengthen our ties around the world. or another multiple emmy-winner, rupaul. [ cheers and applause ] rupaul would throw the most fabulous inauguration party in american history. [ laughter ] or maybe we need to come out guns a-blazing with tim gunn. [ cheers and applause ] americans love guns. president gunn. his catchphrase is "make it work." that could be the just the message we need. or we go with the old reliable, ryan seacrest. [ cheers and applause ] president is the only job he hasn't had yet. [ laughter ] ryan could do this. he never stops working, he's proven he can stand up to dictators -- simon cowell. [ laughter ] who knows more about free and fair elections than the guy who saved us from sanjaya? [ laughter ] anyone would be better. the hosts of "dancing with the stars"! alfonso ribeiro and julianne hough. [ cheers and applause ] let me ask you something. you think old vlad putin

wouldn't bend over if he got a call from julianne hough? of course he would. and we could have a president carlton from "the fresh prince." or maybe we go with a president who believes that children are our future. so much so he fathered 25 of them! [ cheers and applause ] president nick cannon! look out, north korea, president cannon is on the loose! [ laughter ] what i'm trying to say is, we screwed up. donald trump is -- it's like the worst people's choice awards every day now. yesterday, we learned that trump plans to nominate matt gaetz and tulsi gabbard. not to mention pete hegseth of “fox & friends.” today -- do you remember a few days before the election cnn asked trump's transition co-chair howard lutnick if robert kennedy jr. would get the job running health and human services? you don't have to remember, because we have the clip. >> you're saying he would not be in charge of hhs? >> no, of course not. >> so he's not going to be -- >> he's not going to be a

secretary, no. that's not what he wants to do. >> would he be in an acting position -- >> i just told you that he wants, he wants to help get -- data. he wants data. >> jimmy: well, guess who trump nominated today to be secretary of health and human services? that's right, robert f. kennedy jr., heavy on the "f." [ laughter ] and who better to be in charge of health and humans than a guy whose brain was partially devoured by a worm? [ laughter ] trump originally wanted a doctor in the role. but it turns out, the late great hannibal lecter isn't a real person. [ laughter ] this tells you all you need to know about our country right now. rfk got caught having phone sex with a reporter, and she was fired. what happened to him? they made him secretary of health and human services. [ laughter ] why not? i mean if matt gaetz is gonna be attorney general, bring in gary busey to run the cia! [ laughter ] go for broke. [ applause ] even republicans are upset about this nomination of matt gaetz for attorney general. gaetz resigned from the house yesterday, just before the house

ethics committee was about to release what has been described as a highly damaging report on an investigation into whether gaetz engaged in illicit drug use and sexual misconduct. abc news says the report includes interviews with a woman who claims gaetz had sex with her when she was 17 years old, and there are witnesses to it. that report was supposed to come out tomorrow. now it won't come out at all because he resigned yesterday. but mike johnson, the speaker of the house, said he doesn't think the timing of gaetz's resignation had anything to do with this. [ laughter ] now they're just screwing with us, right? [ laughter ] gaetz has an uphill battle on confirmation in the senate. even ted cruz wouldn't commit to voting for him. though he will. for sure. [ laughter ] the list of bootlickers is long. and the maga minions, like troy nehls of texas, are lined up to suckle trump's celebrity teats. >> there's no question he's the leader of our party. he's got a mission statement. his mission and his goals and

objectives, whatever that is, we need to embrace it. all of us. every single word. it's his mission statement we need to embrace. if donald trump says jump three feet high and scratch your head, we all jump three feet high and scratch our heads. that's it. >> jimmy: troy, you're embarrassing himself. he's not going to sleep with you, okay? [ laughter ] is that what we get from texas now? there are many theories as to why trump is naming a battalion of bozos to do these very important jobs. some believe he's testing the republican congress, to see how far he can push them. some say he's doing this strategically to weaken certain sections of the government. or, and this is the theory that i believe, he's dumb. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] donny dumb dumb. and his new west wingman, elon musk! ♪ god bless america ♪ ♪ my home sweet home ♪

>> jimmy: wow, look at that. let me tell you something. j.d. vance must be tearing the seats out of his couch right now. [ laughter ] "why is that not me up there pretending i know the words to god bless america?" [ laughter ] some americans appear to have second-guessed their choice for president. according to google on election day, in the states trump won, searches skyrocketed for the phrase “how to change my vote.” [ laughter ] there aren't many things that explain this election better than the idea that there are people who believe voting is more flexible than uber eats. [ laughter ] you can't change your vote. this is interesting too. we looked up how many people have been searching the phrase “am i stupid?” it was a flat line all year. until the election. [ laughter ] then after the election, it went through the roof, and it's still

going up. and by the way, if you have to ask? the answer's yeah. [ laughter ] things are very crazy here in the united states. but if it makes you feel any better, and it did me, this is how politics are going in new zealand. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> the house is suspended until the ringing of the bells. the gallery is to be cleared. >> jimmy: yeah, there -- you know what? as far as protests go, that one was awesome, it really was. [ laughter ] way better than january 6th. their protesters are more talented than ours.

[ laughter ] on friday night, the highly anticipated boxing match between mike tyson and jake paul -- are you going to watch that one, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, of course. i'm going with mike tyson. >> jimmy: yes, i know that. the fight was originally scheduled for july, but it got delayed because tyson was having medical issues. and it might have to be delayed again if either or both of them get nominated for cabinet positions. [ laughter ] [ applause ] mike has been doing a good deal of publicity to raise awareness of the fight, including this chat with a kid reporter. >> so after such a successful career, what type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's all said and done? >> well, i don't know. i don't believe in the word legacy. i think that's another word for ego. legacy doesn't mean nothing. that's just some word everybody grabbed on to. someone said that word and everyone grabbed on the word, so now it's used every five seconds. means absolutely nothing to me. i'm passing through. i'm going to die, and it's going to be over. who cares about legacy after

that? what a big ego. i'm going to die, i don't want people to think that i'm this, i'm great, i'm -- no, we're nothing, we're just dead. we're dust. we're absolutely nothing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyway. [ applause ] happy career day, i guess? [ laughter ] that's one of the best interviews i've ever seen. at least he didn't patronize her. we're pulling for you, mike. in a lot of ways. we are pulling for you. here in california, there is a fight brewing between our governor, gavin newsom, and our president-elect. newsom has called for a special session of the legislature next month to ensure that californians are protected from federal attacks on our civil liberties. of course, i'm curious about how that would work. how he's planning to protect us. so we reached out to our governor and he is joining us now, please welcome governor gavin newsom. hello, governor. [ cheers and applause ] >> mahalo, jimmy. welcome to the hq for my spesh

sesh. >> jimmy: what is that, you're in a yurt or something? >> good eyes. my guy knows his temporary dwellings of historically nomadic peoples! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> speaking of which -- even though this yurt is located in the chardonnay quadrant of my family winery, we must acknowledge that it stands on land stolen from the -- i wanna say chumash people? [ laughter ] maybe skumash? one of those. either way, super sacred. >> jimmy: yeah, well sure. it looks super sacred, governor. governor, you seem very concerned about what a new trump administration could mean for our state. >> oh, big time. big time. last tuesday, i went through all five stages of grief, jimmy. denial, condescension, latino-blaming, [ laughter ] tantra-bitionism -- >> jimmy: what's tantra-bitionism? >> it's having tantric sex while hot yoga practitioners watch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. wait.

now -- hot yoga instructors or instructors of hot yoga? because there's -- >> your body, your choice, friend-o. [ laughter ] and the final stage of grief, recognizing my own exceptionally white privilege. namaste. >> jimmy: namaste to you, governor. governor? governor? governor, what are some of the rights you want to protect with your special session? >> i call it a spesh sesh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, i know. i don't call it that. >> that's your right, that's your right as an american. not as cool, but that's your right. >> jimmy: okay. >> speaking of freedom of expression, we want to enshrine in the cali constitush the right for children, with or without parental consent, to transition into an inanimate object. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, wait a minute. you think people can become inanimate objects? >> it's like dr. angelou said. when people tell you who they are, believe them. even if they're some wacky little dude who says he's a

snowglobe or a cinnamon stick or whatevs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds like it could be divisive. don't you think? >> well here's one we can all agree on. unlimited paid mental health days for every teacher, crystal healer, and sensitive little wuss out there if it all just becomes too much, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: again, governor that seems like -- >> okay, okay, let me try this one on you, broseph. while the trump administration is turning a blind eye to our nation's problematic history, we're not going back. in fact, we will be renaming every california military base in honor of one of the pussycat dolls. [ laughter ] camp pendleton will now be fort electra. named in honor of five time-winner of maxim magazine's most spank-worthy smokeshow, carmen electra. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. well, you know what? i think the troops are going to love that. but what about the big, scary issues? like trump planning these mass deportations.

what is your response to that? >> jimmy, i've spoken to literally hundreds of undocumented immigrants hailing from every corner of my vineyard. [ laughter ] and they are mucho concerned-o. [ laughter ] which is why we're going to protect them by granting them temporary asylum, providing them all with same-sex anchor spouses and a path to citizenship for both hard-working migrants and food delivery robots. >> jimmy: oh, you would actually protect -- >> oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. jimmy, with your consent -- i'd like you to meet my peyote shaman, galloping sky. >> jimmy: hello there, galloping sky. >> gal lipinski. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, sorry. >> well, whatever your chosen name, your indigenous wisdom knows no bounds. >> jimmy: hold on a second, governor. i don't know that using hallucinogens is going to help the special session -- >> spesh sesh! >> jimmy: sorry. >> and that's where you're wrong. the ideas are flowing hard and fast. right off the dome.

we need protected minority status for wnba mascots. >> jimmy: okay. >> a ban on same-race marriage. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and the unrestricted access of the healing benefits of raw nut milk. >> jimmy: raw nut milk? >> that's right, raw nuts. to learn more, check out rawnut.gov. [ laughter ] but do not check out rawnut.com. that one is “nsf-dub.” [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right. you all right? >> now, if you'll excuse me, there's a glowing 80-foot-tall sentient sequoia with big naturals over there, and sadly, it's not going to [ bleep ] itself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll leave you to it, then. thank you, governor newsom. [ cheers and applause ] it's so kind of you to take some time. all right. hey, we've got a -- we have a very good show for you tonight. mikey madison is here. [ cheers and applause ] music from blxst and anderson paak. and we'll be right back with ted

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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, her critically beloved new movie is called "anora." mikey madison is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, the deluxe version of his album "i'll always come find you" comes out next friday. with help from anderson paak, blxst from the snapdragon stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have new shows with guests including denzel washington, jim gaffigan, colman domingo, jason kelce, ralph macchio, phillipa soo and blake shelton, with music from dwight yoakam and nate smith. so please join us for all of that. [ applause ] our first guest is a very talented actor and the most beloved bartender america has ever known. his new show, “a man on the inside,” premieres on netflix november 21st, and he's got a podcast with woody harrelson called “where everybody knows your name.” please welcome ted danson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: it's like we're wearing the same uniform here tonight. [ laughter ] great to see you. >> you too. >> jimmy: how long has it been since i've seen you? quite some time, yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> six years. >> jimmy: six years since you've been here. >> may i ask? >> jimmy: yes. >> have i offended in some way? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- six years. you -- well, catch us up. what have you been doing since then? tell us everything. [ laughter ] >> wow. well, you can tell from the pause that i've aged a little bit. trying to figure out -- >> jimmy: it is a lot to consider, six years. i know you had a grandchild. >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] that was fun. yes. we have three granddaughters. magnificent. and we had our -- we. you know. our first grandson was born. his name is sonny. >> jimmy: sonny, great name. >> it's a great name.

and funny little story about the youngest granddaughter. when she found out my daughter was pregnant with sonny-to-be, was not happy. because her place, you know, as the baby, the younger person, the one who got the most attention, was at risk. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she really vocalized it. it got to the point, "hey, you're starting to hurt feelings." and she sucked it up, she got better at it. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> then when sonny was born, there was this, you know -- the photo. five minutes old. >> jimmy: right. >> buck naked on his back. and it was texted to the family. and went to her family, the granddaughter's family. and she, the youngest, stood over there, wouldn't have anything to do with it. everyone is going, "oh, my god, look, look, look." she rolled her eyes. came over, sat down, looked at it and said, "that penis is massive."

[ laughter and applause ] now, you have to understand, you know, at whatever her age is, 7, young, you can get the anatomy confused a bit. but to her credit, a young boy, brand-new born, their balls are enormous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> for some strange reason. >> jimmy: you know, they should tell you that before you have your child. >> yes. >> jimmy: because i had that experience. >> yes. >> jimmy: with both of my sons. and i was like, whoa! like elmo's nose suddenly came out. [ laughter ] "what's wrong? something's bad here." but it's just typical. i guess there's -- i don't know. they're inflamed or something. >> yeah, it gives you something to shoot for later in life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> but oh, to hold your first grandson. >> jimmy: your podcast has a great title. it's, "where everybody" -- i mentioned part of it. it entire title is, "where everybody knows your name with ted danson and woody harrelson sometimes." >> parentheses, sometimes.

>> jimmy: is that when woody feels like showing up? >> not feels like. he is a whimsical creature. >> jimmy: he is. unlike anyone i've ever met. >> the first day we met him on "cheers," we'd been together three years, then he came and joined us. i think he got in a bar fight and was carjacked in the same day. and you think, oh, dear god, that's who that is. then he says, "could you look at this poem i wrote?" it's the most beautiful poem you've ever read. "would you come see the play i wrote?" it's a brilliant [ bleep ] play -- >> jimmy: it's okay. [ laughter ] >> it's a brilliant play. you cannot pigeonhole that guy. >> jimmy: no, you definitely can't. when you say -- like the sometimes part, do you not know if he's going to be there until the show starts? or do you know in advance -- >> know in advance. although one of my favorite "cheers" stories is waiting for him, it got to be about a half-hour late for rehearsal.

we're going, well, what the hell? someone came running in and said, "woody called, he's in berlin, the wall is coming down, and he didn't want to miss it." [ laughter and applause ] i mean, that's the whimsical side of woody, but also the magnificent side. he bites off these big chunks of life. he's just astounding. >> jimmy: speaking of a big chunk of life, i know you've not seen this photograph. maybe you remember it. but let's take a look. this is the set of "cheers." there's george wendt. there's woody harrelson. there's brandon tardikov. your network executive. is that you back there? >> fully clothed, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fully clothed. what's happening here? >> it's an after party, probably. >> jimmy: on the set? >> on the set, yeah. >> jimmy: did this happen every week? >> pretty much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it did. you guys would jam? >> no. >> jimmy: you're not singing? >> and get stoned, no. i think that just happened to be -- i don't know what happened. [ laughter ]

i don't know that. >> jimmy: yeah, who knows what happened here. but it does look like there's instruments there, right? somebody's holding a guitar? or am i imagining -- >> microphone, something. >> jimmy: yeah, something's going on. wow, that's great. your podcast is not like a "cheers" tribute or retrospective -- >> no, made use of the name. woody and i, we're great friends, then didn't see each other except at a party here and there, "hey, how are you?" when this came along as a possibility and people suggested teaming us up it was like, yes, we'd like to get to know each other again. that's more of the conceit. it's, i miss you, tell me who you are, let me introduce my friends to you, and you'll introduce your friends. he brought flea. >> jimmy: from the red hot chili peppers? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: you like flea? >> yes, the guy's magnificent. >> jimmy: yeah. >> truly. i mean, he shouldn't -- by his own definition -- have lived past 15, his life was so hugely all over the place. and someone introduced them to a

guitar, and this is who you have now. this amazing human being. >> jimmy: he does a lot of good stuff in the community. >> right. sunset, he has that building that has 40 music teachers that he pays for and all the instruments in the world. anyone can come in off the street and learn how to play an instrument. he's just an amazing guy. >> jimmy: he is. who did you introduce woody to? >> jane fonda. it was amazing. >> jimmy: they didn't know each other? >> no, they didn't. and jane's just this astounding -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's my hero. when i was turning 70 i was thinking, okay, time for me to land this plane. find a nice, soft place. you know. then i met jane at 80. mary was working with her. it's like, oh. no. she had her foot on the gas pedal going 80 miles an hour. she would rehearse and do a show during the day, get on a bus, travel to sacramento to raise money for the service industry. she's just unstoppable. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so anyway -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> what i loved is at the end of

the interview, woody said, "i'm so happy i got to meet you, you're amazing." and she went -- she became like 16 and went, "oh, woody, i -- i always thought you didn't like me." but it was like this little coquettish 16-year-old all of a sudden. >> jimmy: why would she think that? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, that's very -- wow. yeah. >> anyway. >> jimmy: even if you're jane fonda, you can be insecure. let's take a break. >> i'm not through. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. i don't know, i feel like -- i almost feel like we're not on television, but i think that's nice. ted danson is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] his podcast is "where everybody knows your name," and he's got a new show, "man on the inside." we'll see that when we come back.

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but a true story about which they made a nominated documentary, from chile, right? >> yes, santiago, chile. it's a brilliant -- it's called "the mole agent" if you have a chance, after you watch our show. [ laughter ] it is exactly that. a man whose life is starting to get smaller and smaller because his wife died the year before. and he's just doing this. and his daughter says, you've got to get out. she means probably a gardening club or something. i become an assistant, answering an ad in the paper, to a private detective to find out who's stealing all the goodies, the jewelry, in this retirement home. and it's very funny to see someone my age try to learn technology, which i'm horrible at. >> jimmy: are you bad at it? >> oh, god yes. >> jimmy: like you -- can you text, i would imagine? >> hm? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: text? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you send emojis? are you an emoji guy? >> i don't like them because i'm not sure where they are in my phone. [ laughter ] for real. >> jimmy: it is a little bit

confusing to find the emoji. >> i can't wait to watch something on my apple tv. and then all of a sudden one of the streaming services says you have to log in again. it's like, whoa. [ laughter ] what does that even mean? >> jimmy: this is my almost nightly nightmare. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that that situation where you have to remember the password and go da da da da da da da. if you get on your phone -- i could show you how to do it. i don't know that -- it's a whole thing. [ laughter ] >> you just lost me. you said you'd show it on my phone. >> jimmy: yeah well -- >> what's the good of that? >> jimmy: the phone will connect to the apple tv. >> oh, oh, oh. >> jimmy: and presumably all your passwords and your login emails are in the phone. is this getting through at all? >> yes, it is, a secret password to get into the whole password area. and i can't remember that password. [ laughter ] to get into my password. >> jimmy: that's going to be problematic. >> this is not a joke, this is the truth. [ laughter ] someone like me is trying to

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, we're back.

music from blxst is on the way. our next guest is getting rave reviews, dare i say oscar buzz, for her role as an exotic dancer from brooklyn in the new movie "anora." it's in theaters now. please welcome mikey madison! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: mikey, first of all, it is wonderful to have you here. i want you to know, i think of you as the kid from "better things" which was one of my favorite shows that you were on. [ cheers and applause ] which we watched for many years. now here you are, grown up, playing a stripper in this movie. [ laughter ] which took me a minute, you know, to kind of get over the fact that -- and from brooklyn also, which is -- actually kind of like my old neighborhood in brooklyn where i grew up, it seemed is where you were shooting this. >> oh, really, in brighton beach? >> jimmy: well, i was in mill base son, but it seemed like you were in that area. >> oh, yeah, that's where the mansion we filmed at is.

>> jimmy: the mansion. we lived in a mansion. no, we didn't live in a mansion. [ laughter ] in the smallest house you could possibly imagine. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: you had to learn a brooklyn accent and all this kind of stuff, right? >> i did, yes. i went to brighton beach about a month early so i could fine-tune the accent. you know, walk into coffee shops, test it out. which is a little bit embarrassing to admit, but i did do that. >> jimmy: how do you test -- walk and talk to people, also walk around listening to people? >> listening to people. going to clubs. listening to the girls and how they speak. or i'd walk into a shop in brighton beach, and they would obviously speak to me in russian first. i would give them that blank american stare of only knowing one language. >> jimmy: they assume that you -- yeah, right. it's a very russian neighborhood down there, yeah. >> completely russian. >> jimmy: you learned to speak -- did you actually learn to speak some russian? or just sounding it out? >> no, i tried to learn as much as possible.

but it's a very complicated language. my -- actually, my duolingo is still bothering me today. >> jimmy: is it? >> 365 days later, i'm still getting notifications. "hey, you haven't logged into your duolingo in a while." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: once the movie was done, did you give up on the russian? or did you think like maybe you want to -- you kind of got halfway there, right? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did. >> yeah, i gave up. >> jimmy: not a great time to be speaking russian, anyway. [ laughter ] i'd even delete that duolingo from your phone right now. [ laughter ] then you guys shot, correct me if i have any of this wrong, you shot a lot of these scenes from the movie in real places, right? but the people in the places were just actually diners and whatnot, correct? >> yes. so we did a lot of guerilla-style docu-filming. so we would just take a film camera and go into restaurants. like there was this really amazing famous russian restaurant in brighton beach

called tatiana's. we would take the camera in there, and we crashed the kitchen. we crashed -- they were having some -- i think it was a birthday party that they were having. and so we brought the camera in there and filmed everyone. >> jimmy: and so these people who were there having a birthday party now are, unbeknownst to them, now are in this movie that could very well wind up get an oscar nomination? that's a pretty good birthday party, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah, well -- i actually don't think that they enjoyed it. because sean would be like, "okay, we have to send you guys in one more time, so just go in one more time, i'm going to pick something up." we'd be like, we have to go back in again? we'd go in again and people are like, "you already showed us this photo of this kid, why are you back here?" >> jimmy: they didn't understand that you did many takes, because they're just there eating. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: have your family seen the movie?

>> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. was that an uncomfortable situation for you, your family seeing the movie? >> no. i mean, if anyone's uncomfortable, that's kind of their problem. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> my dad has seen it three or four times, actually. >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> they're very, very supportive. my parents are psychologists, though, so -- they're not really well-versed in the entertainment field. >> jimmy: right. >> actually, when i was preparing for this role, i had to do a lot of pole training. i asked my dad -- i ordered a pole online so that i could install it in my living room. >> jimmy: you went on amazon and ordered a stripper pole? >> i went to a special website to get a really good one. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> my dad does a lot of handy work for me. so i called him, "hey, dad, can you pick something up at this place and install it for me?" "oh, of course, sweetheart." a couple days later, i got a call. he was like, "oh, hey, bunny. i installed the pole for you." [ laughter ] "just wondering, is this for a role or what's happening here?" >> jimmy: are you opening a firehouse? [ laughter ] that's the best-case scenario, right? you also were in "once upon a

time in hollywood," which was an oscar-nominated movie. [ cheers and applause ] i wonder what that experience was like, working with quentin tarantino. you played one of the manson family, right? >> i did, i played a manson girl. >> jimmy: you had, like, a crazy scene, didn't you? >> oh, yeah. i'm the girl at the end of the film that gets set on fire and is practically screaming the whole time, if that can jog anybody's memory. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do a lot of screaming in this movie too. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: it's funny, too. i thought there was a lot -- there's a lot of very funny moments in this movie, which i was not expecting, really. i don't know why. >> oh, okay. well, thank you. >> jimmy: you know why? because when people start talking about a movie being an oscar -- i don't know, you just expect it to be serious or something. >> that's a lot of dark humor, i think. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i've heard a lot of people tell me they feel bad for laughing when the movie's over. >> jimmy: i didn't feel bad at all. [ laughter ] >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i never regret laughing.

>> that's a good thing. >> jimmy: maybe at a funeral or two, but other than that. [ laughter ] back to "once upon a time in hollywood." did you -- i assume you auditioned for quentin tarantino, right? >> oh, yeah. he's my absolute hero. he's one of the reasons i wanted to be an actress. so i got this audition. i think i was 19 years old. and i was like, this is my one opportunity to meet quentin tarantino. so i was like, i'm going to go all out. i did a lot of research into the manson family. and i found out that they would take a lot of acid trips together. so i painted this painting, like my character was on this wild acid trip, and i wrote a very dramatic poem to charles manson on the back. i cut off a piece of my hair and sewed it in. i very dramatically performed it to quentin. i guess he liked it. >> jimmy: did you give him the painting? >> i did. and that's how i knew that i got the role, because i walked into the chemistry read and it was hanging in his office. >> jimmy: oh, did your dad hang

it in his office for him? [ laughter ] >> he did, actually, yeah. >> jimmy: well, congratulations on the movie. it's really great. it's called "anora." it's in theaters now. mikey madison, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, mikey. we'll be back with blxsh and anderson paak!

>> jimmy: thanks to ted danson and mikey madison. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, the deluxe version of this album, "i'll always come find you" comes out next friday. here with the song “dance with the devil”- with help from anderson paak, blxst! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ she can act so brand-new yeah ♪ ♪ 'cause i never seen you dance like this before ♪ ♪ where did you get it from it's a bad move ♪ ♪ you can dance with the devil if you want to it's a bad move ♪ ♪ so i think it's best we leave it on the floor yeah is it safe to say you miss ♪ ♪ what we had miss what we had or no girl i might just save you just ♪ ♪ one more dance did i give you everything that you asked from me ♪

♪ when it all falls down i guess it's your bad i checked my schedule i can't tell when you ♪ ♪ fell in love you's a devil still i choose to dance with you ♪ ♪ i checked my schedule i can't tell when you fell in love when you fell in love ♪ ♪ uh you was taking things personal i ain't do it on purpose though and ♪ ♪ it hurt to know can't be what it been before my inspiration to my verses though ♪ ♪ i ain't even wanna speak to you all a sudden had a drink or two and now i think of you ♪ ♪ but i don't wanna go down that road it's a dead-end i should've known to ♪ ♪ go home but i slid in wish you well uh uh time will tell it all oh well yeah i'm fine ♪ ♪ against the wall wish you well

wish you well i'm not sorry if ♪ ♪ you fallin' i can't catch you i'm just a vibe you might two-step to no yeah is it safe to say ♪ ♪ you miss what we had miss what we had or no girl i might just save you just ♪ ♪ one more dance did i give you everything that you asked from me when it all falls down ♪ ♪ i guess it's your bad i checked my schedule i can't tell when you fell in love ♪ ♪ you's a devil still i choose to dance with you i checked my schedule ♪ ♪ i can't tell when you fell in love in love when you fell in love ♪ ♪ ooh actin' brand new she get to actin' so brand new yeah 'cause i never seen you ♪ ♪ dance like this before where did you get it from it's a bad move you can dance with ♪ ♪ the devil if you want to it's a bad move so i think it's best we leave it on the floor ♪ ♪ devil in a blue dress white diamonds on your neck red bottoms when you step ♪ ♪ everybody in the party like who's that but i caught it when you blew that kiss ♪ ♪ with those maroon lips started with a two-step one two step now they lookin' ♪

♪ like damn y'all ain' got a room yet now we could do the dash ♪ ♪ or save the last dance either way i ain't mad but may i ask yeah is it safe to say ♪ ♪ you miss what we had miss what we had or no girl i might just save ♪ ♪ you just one more dance did i give you everything that you asked from me ♪ ♪ when it all falls down i guess it's your bad i checked my schedule ♪ ♪ i can't tell when you fell in love you's a devil still i choose to dance ♪ ♪ with you i checked my schedule i can't tell when you fell ♪ ♪ in love when you fell in love in love ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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