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maggie rose is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, anthony anderson and golden globe winner for best actress fernanda torres will join us with music from flipturn. so please join us for that. also, i mentioned last night and also the night before, we've turned our parking lot into a donation center. our staff has been giving and collecting essential items like water, toiletries, baby food, diapers, underwear -- all of it for those affected by the fires. we've had donations from so many people. you've been out there. >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: the l.a. chargers dropped off two trucks' worth of stuff. our friends jimmy fallon and his wife nancy sent a bunch of air mattresses. it has been overwhelming. if you'd like to contribute, we or the corner of hollywood and highland. we'll be open tell:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. tomorrow and friday. to those who have already made a donation to one of the many great charities, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is one of this country's most beloved tv dads. he has traded in his stud finder for a torque stick in his new show "shifting gears." you can watch it on wednesday

nights here on abc. please grunt approvingly for tim allen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you, tim? >> i'm good because of all that, thank you. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you had a scary week. you had to get out of your house, right? >> all of it -- i've watched you this week. i live right up the hill here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that picture you showed, i think monday or tuesday night, i was out of my mind because you get all this text and it was all this horror. a thousand texts came through, alarms, blah, blah, blah. my wife, "we've got to get out." getting the kids, getting the car. "give me a minute." i took the car, i wanted to go

see what was going on. i need a vision of what's happening. i stop at the fire guys. they're sitting up there, real nice guys, trucks, poised. they weren't panicking, they were just sitting in the truck above you. "hey! what kind of -- what does this rig cost what kind of money do you put into these cars?" [ laughter ] "what's the diesel engine? this is a new version?" "sir." "how much do you pump? you've got a lot of things going on there." it's so cool, fire trucks. i'm a fire truck freak. "sir, you might want to get out of the road." i'm standing in the road, people can't get by because i'm going, "this is great, i love firemen." "go east." "yeah. >> jimmy: i do backgo michigan and leave us alone." >> you know, we get -- my wife's all packed up. we go to my daughter's house, who lives in north hollywood. all i kept thinking was, i'm taking that car.

what did you put in the back of the car? >> jimmy: what did she put in the back of the car? >> a bath mat, there's some dolls in there. [ laughter ] they were just throwing crap in there. then there's a silver cup. what is the cup? it's a paul revere cup i got in an auction. i'm a big fan of the american revolution. no water for the cup, but we got a cup. [ laughter ] this is amazing. all this reminded -- i told my youngest kid, the northridge earthquake almost killed my family. >> jimmy: yeah, you were in that earthq earthquake. >> it was horrifying, horrifying. >> jimmy: you were living in the valley at that time. >> broke the house in two. almost killed everybody in the house. it was tear file. i told my youngest one, "this is like, unfortunately, a slow death. you watch it, the fire doing this." i hate fire now, i just hate it. i love those big buckets of water. i'm there watching, yeah, get it, kill it! >> jimmy: i felt that same way. >> more of that! >> jimmy: the helicopter drops. >> i love those drops. yeah, come on, kill that fire! [ laughter ] started looking like an alien or something. i hated fire. the earthquake, i told the

little one, it was 18 seconds. >> jimmy: right. >> sitting there, 18 seconds. the world is upside down. it was horrifying. >> jimmy: there's a huge difference. >> there's a huge difference. the deal is, it's backpacks. i got into this backpack thing. after the earthquake, i had backpacks. >> jimmy: oh, are you very prepared? >> prepper. >> jimmy: i would have guessed that you were very prepared. >> prepper. knives, i've got water purification systems. >> jimmy: you do. >> but the earthquake was years ago. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> these backpacks basically have dried food that will kill you. [ laughter ] and diapers. because at the time, the kids -- >> jimmy: diapers. >> if i waited long enough, i could use those diapers. [ laughter ] i looked through all -- what do you grab? how do you plan for an emergency? god bless these fire people. i can't tell you how impressed and how wonderful we are that we have these people that do this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of diapers, you might want to hold on to

those diapers. i heard your daughter recently got married. >> my older one got married into a big family. you know, she called me, says, will you go to dance class with me? she was surprised i said yeah, i'll do that. >> jimmy: oh, for the ceremony? >> for the ceremony. i don't want him to make a fool out of me. >> jimmy: how many did you go to? >> five one-hour sessions. >> jimmy: wow. >> you know what, it worked. i came out -- funny story. my son-in-law, a great guy. devone. he comes up -- >> jimmy: good, you know his name, that's good. [ laughter ] >> that's good, wow. i like that. take a shot. that's really good. now i've diminished, i feel sad about myself. he wants -- i know he wants to ask me, he's like that kind of dude. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> we go to a basketball game. he didn't know how to say it. he goes, "i'm sweating through my pants." i said, "you could have said that a couple different ways. let's finish the basketball

game." he went home, started eating with the girls. "can we talk?" let's cut to this. >> jimmy: you knew kind of. >> he was sweating through his clothes this kid. what a genuine, great human being. he sits down, just like in the movies, "i want your hand, the hand of your daughter." i said, "you are the greatest guy." he's a great son-in-law. huge family. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: have you -- like, is it weird suddenly having another -- a whole other family? >> you think? >> jimmy: that you're part of? they must be really excited you're in their family, right? >> they are -- it's too -- i think there's nine in there. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, wow. >> the dad's a physicist and a preacher at the same time. >> jimmy: wow. >> and they -- there's so many kids that you've got to get to know in 30 minutes. i can't remember what i did yesterday, so i'm really bad at that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i just call, "hey, you're one of the family, you're the family." [ laughter ] "you're a family member, good to have you in the family." >> jimmy: as long as you know devone. >> i know devone.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with tim allen who's back on abc. your new show is called "shifting gears." >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you play a car guy. >> imagine that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you really are.

you're more of a car guy than a tool guy, right? >> actually, i did the three shows. i love tools and construction. the second show is outdoor stuff, which i love, camping and that stuff. and i said to the guys -- they pitched this idea. "if i do another one, it would be the tom brady of sitcoms, go back and do it again, i want to be a widower, i want to deal with grief." i'm always amazed at people who deal with grief. this guy is a widower. i want to be around cars, people who restore stuff, don't buy new stuff. it's all about restoration. >> jimmy: when you came up to that idea, did you go to your actual wife and say, "i've got some news, honey." [ laughter ] "i love tools, i played the tool man. i love being a guy whose wife is deceased." >> "you decide how you want that to happen." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was thinking about it. tim taylor on "home improvement." mike baxter on "last man standing." now matt parker on "shifting

gears." i like, first of all, it's always one syllable, then two syllables. what goes into picking the name? >> you know, this is a crazy thing. they go through all sorts of names. they have to go out and see if it's okay to use that name. >> jimmy: to make sure no one has the name? >> or the person that has it doesn't mind you -- i don't -- it's the weirdest thing in the world. they have to go through names. >> jimmy: there must be hundreds of thousands of matt parkers out there. >> you would think all of them would go, nope, never liked that guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> i always liked woody better than buzz. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you can't be, like, you know, mario andretti or something like that. you've got to pick a name that sounds real. >> they come up with this when they're starting it. went through a couple different names. the body shop's supposed to be in north hollywood. near my -- i have a shop in north hollywood. it's kind of near all that. you couldn't use parker custom cars. you couldn't use parker restorations. that actually is a thing.

and i said, it's amazing how much they go through. yeah, we both work for abc, they're scared of everything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, sure, they are. you use -- you actually use your own car as a prop on the show? >> well, i don't -- i don't have leno's collection. but i have a mighty collection. and we used one of my cars for the pilot. they said, we're going to have to get six more. i said, you can use my collection but they're all new. and the clever thing we're doing, it's a restoration shop. we're spending a weird amount of time and new technology making new stuff look old so we can make it look new again. so some of my brand-new cars look horrible. >> jimmy: couldn't you just get an old car and then spend the down time -- >> then we'd have to actually do that. >> jimmy: i see, you don't want to do that. >> no. >> jimmy: what was the first car you ever owned? >> my older brother went to college. i would take their cars and wreck them. [ laughter ] that's really what i did. >> jimmy: did you wreck your brothers' cars? >> all the time. i grew up in detroit. i was a drag racer on woodward

avenue. a lot of -- that was horrible. >> jimmy: did your brothers drag race also? >> no, they were kind of wimpy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they were not -- i'm guessing not that happy when you wrecked their cars? >> no, because they didn't know. i had to get a job and fix them before they got back from college. >> jimmy: oh. >> one of them i wrecked on the way home from the body shop. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you really? >> it was a corvair, they have a very -- it's a rear engine. >> jimmy: do you just turn right around and go back to the body shop? >> i did. the guy, "back again, eh, tim this" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you excited about the lions? >> yeah, well -- [ laughter ] short story but -- it's a very long story. 1937, the last time they won anything. >> jimmy: i was, wait a minute, what? it was great. [ laughter ] >> 1957. wow, you're on fire tonight. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> 1957's the last championship. so i've been going to the game since a kid. and it's -- winning is harder on me than losing. i'm so used to losing for years and years.

it's winning that's causing me a great amount of grief. so i don't watch the games. >> jimmy: i get that, i'm a mets fan. >> so sorry. >> jimmy: so you didn't even watch the games. >> i do this weird thing like with movies. you and i both like sci-fi. what i do is read the script. if the ending is worth it, i'll watch the movie. because i can't stand movies like "silo," it's going to be really cool, what's going to be the end of it? oh, it's going to be another "silo" and the aliens have ears. >> jimmy: the nfl is unable to is it send you that script before the game? [ laughter ] >> no, i get the results from draft kings. >> jimmy: i see. >> draft kings has the scores already laid out. >> jimmy: i see. >> gambling and the nfl, what could possibly go wrong with that? [ laughter ] no, i tape the game. then i have a buddy in new york and a buddy here that love football, and they'll text me, "i think you can turn it on now." >> jimmy: wow, wow. >> i'm very excited for detroit fans. it's really nice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. i'm glad everybody's okay. tim allen. his new show, "shifting gears,"

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from maggie rose is on the way. our next guest is a comedian, actress, tv host, and caster of four pods. one of them is called "why won't you date me?" please welcome nicole byer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> how am i? >> jimmy: yeah, how are you? yeah it seems like a casual question. but nowadays it's not, is it? >> i think i'm going to be the first to say it, but i'm doing bad, this is stressful. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my god. >> jimmy: i'm sorry you're doing badly. did you have to evacuate your house? >> luckily, i didn't have to evacuate. but i did a friend, lost their

houses and stuff -- it's not good. >> jimmy: no. it's not at all good. that's what they're saying, anyway. >> yeah, that's the prognosis. also, i am fat and i smoke and the air is bad too. [ laughter ] i'm done for. this is bad. >> jimmy: did you panic? >> oh, my god, did i panic, yes. we got that false alarm. and i was like -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i'm recording ads for my podcast. my producer is, it's going to take five minutes. i'm like, i got an alert, i have to go! i was acting like the fire was, ding dong, bitch, i'm here. [ laughter ] she's here, she's coming for me, i'm going to die! i truly lost my mind. i called my boyfriend. he was like, "it's a false alarm, you're fine, you're fine." i'm fine? okay, i'm fine. i did pack a to go bag. >> jimmy: you did, good. >> no underwear, no socks, no dog food for my dog. if anything actually happens, i'm going to die. >> jimmy: what did you put in the bag? >> my favorite sweater. >> jimmy: that's all? >> my favorite jeans.

>> jimmy: no photos or anything? >> a picture of me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in case you got hit on the head and can't remember who you were? >> i look so pretty in the picture. better put it in. [ laughter ] uplift spirits if we're refugees. i don't know. i don't know what goes through my brain. >> jimmy: now do you have one that's there and ready and sitting there in case something happens? >> yes, it's by my front door. there's dog food, there's underwear, there's socks, there's jammys. >> jimmy: you have a dog, right? >> uh-huh, his name's clyde. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: otherwise, you won't need that. >> i love dog food. >> jimmy: do you make jokes when things are scary and grim? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: sad and that kind of thing? >> oh, yeah. or funny stuff happens. after my dad passed away, he was cremated. we were spreading his ashes at the beach. there was this whole argument over who was going to do it. "give it to me, i'll do it." i did it, a gust of wind came, my mouth was open. [ laughter ] and so much of my daddy was in

me. [ laughter ] it was so upsetting. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> it was so upsetting. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> but i had never seen my grandmother laugh harder. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? it's a family trait. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and at least dad is always with you. [ laughter ] >> no, jimmy, i [ bleep ]. i think he's left me. [ rim shot ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is something i didn't know about you. you're like a car expert also, right? >> oh, i love cars. >> jimmy: since what age? >> since i was a little kid. i talked so much -- my mom was like, tell me what you see out the window. cars, i see cars! "consumer reports" in april has the cars issue. >> jimmy: yeah. >> when i was a kid, i would go through, "mom, the civic was redesigned! and it's safer!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> love that. >> jimmy: you knew the make and model of the cars driving by? >> yeah. then my favorite car is this like volkswagen golf pickup.

it doesn't come in a pickup, okay? here in america, two door, four door, not a pickup. i think it came from mexico, cherry red. so i followed it home. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, hold on a second. i've never heard of a volkswagen golf pickup. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i remember the volkswagen golf. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and you saw one here in l.a.? >> saw one here getting off the 5. and i was like, i wonder if it's going home. [ laughter ] so i followed this car home. >> jimmy: how far did you follow it? >> not that far, thank god. maybe five minutes from where i live. then, i know where it lives. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i knew where the car lived. any time i got sad, i would go visit my friend. you know, just make me smile. >> jimmy: wait, does the owner of the vehicle know that you're -- >> that i'm friends with his car? no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that you're friends with his car. >> no, it's between me and the car, okay? >> jimmy: i had a lot of fun with you on your podcast. >> yes, thank you for doing that. >> jimmy:y "why won't you date

me?" i have almost no dating experience. >> you should be slaying, [ bleep ]. you do so well. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: over here. oh, all of a sudden you came to life. >> it was like, she's talking my language! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i feel like we gave out some good advice, though. >> i think so. let's see. >> jimmy: but afterwards, i read an article where some experts were analyzing the advice that we shared and saying that we were completely wrong. >> i mean, it's pretty funny when people are like, i'm going to analyze what a comedian says. bitch, don't. [ laughter ] i'm here for ha ha's. >> jimmy: i don't know what makes people experts other than their doctorates or whatever they have, but i strongly believe that the advice i gave on that show is correct. >> i think it's correct, and i think it's good. >> jimmy: and you don't even remember when it was. >> simply cannot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, there you go.

okay. i want to ask you about when we were on "who wants to be a millionaire" together. i was the host, you were a contestant on the show. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and you guys -- when did you get -- what question -- >> i think it was the fourth question. >> jimmy: yeah, it was early on. >> the right to sony was longer than the appearance. so cher and, i we were so confident. i was looking at random stuff on the internet, trying to be like, okay, i'm full of knowledge. the question was, who's the voice of arby's? ving rhames, dennis hayesberry. >> jimmy: haysbert. that may be the problem right there. hold on, i have the question. >> you do? >> jimmy: let me see if you actually -- let's see if you can -- i know now you remember the whole thing. okay, here we go. since 2014 -- >> oh, my god, this is triggering. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whose sonorous voice has been heard in arby's ads insisting we have the meats? a, morgan freeman. b, samuel l. jackson.

d, dennis haysbert, or berry. d, ving rhames. >> hey, wow. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to do that in a game show. you don't yell out the answer. congratulations. you win a volkswagen golf pickup truck! [ cheers and applause ] cherry red. >> it's wild that this man is like, oh, she still doesn't know? it scarred me, sir. i went on wikipedia almost immediately after. >> jimmy: nicole byer, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you can listen to her on her podcast, "why don't you date me?" thank you for being here, nicole. we'll be back with maggie rose.

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>> thanks for joining us tonight. the president's final address to the american people just days before leaving office, warning of the growing power of oligarchs and big tech joe bide, touting his 50 years of public service and his administration's accomplishments, the outgoing president also reflecting on his continued optimism for america's future. >> america can be defined by one word possibilities. only in america do we believe anything is possible. like a kid with a stutter. from modest beginnings in scranton, pennsylvania and claymont, delaware, sitting behind this desk in the oval office as president of the united states. that's the magic of america. >> president biden also highlighting that historic ceasefire and hostage deal reached by israel and hamas just hours before the news, bringing jubilation to the streets of gaza. biden, praising months of groundwork and collaboration between his and the incoming trump administration, hopefully

leading to the long awaited release of dozens of hostages, including americans. families of hostages celebrating tonight in tel aviv, hoping their loved ones will soon be returning home. the framework for this deal, set to begin on sunday, 15 excruciating months after hamas's horrific attack on israel. our correspondent tom burridge is there tonight, tom. >> and juju netanyahu tonight speaking to both president biden and president elect donald trump about the deal. but from, you know, multiple relatives of the hostages, we're getting a mix of emotions, you know, relief, a deep sigh of relief that finally there is a deal. but also, you know, anger from some people that a deal wasn't closed months ago, and possibly more lives of hostages, including the young american hersh goldberg-polin, who was killed in captivity back in september, weren't saved and also fear anxiety about the future. whether or not more hostages lives can be saved. if this does transition into a lasting peace in gaza. juju.

>> tom. thank you. of course, we'll have more on the latest on gma in the morning. we turn now to new developments in the sex trafficking case against the alexander brothers, two of whom made a name for themselves in luxury real estate. prosecutors fighting to keep the ultra rich siblings behind bars while they await trial on federal sex trafficking charges. revealing the seizure of hard drives, which they say contain explicit and truly disturbing videos. shocking revelations inside a federal courtroom in manhattan, the wealthy alexander brothers, 37 year old twins alone, and aaron and their older brother tal. two of them well known in the luxury real estate world, each facing federal sex trafficking charges. >> the brothers used their wealth, their good looks and their status to allegedly lure these women in this scheme of sex trafficking. >> today, their attorneys arguing they're not a flight risk and should be released on bail while they remain behind

bars in their home state of florida. >> there was no explanation given for why the alexander brothers did not appear in court as they were supposed to. the judge said she expects them in court going forward. >> federal prosecutors say the three men repeatedly and violently drugged and raped dozens of women, even allegedly filming some of the acts over a period of nearly 20 years. >> law enforcement has interviewed dozens of women who reported being forcibly raped or sexually assaulted by at least one of the alexander brothers. this conduct, as alleged, was heinous. >> authorities also alleging in recent legal documents that an fbi raid of tal's new york city apartment turned up explicit hard drives on them, prosecutors say, are multiple videos that depict a loan oren and other men engaged in sexual contact with women who were visibly under the influence of alcohol or other substances, and that at least one defendant physically manipulated the women's bodies in order to have sex with them. while the women did not actively participate. >> if those allegations are

true, it's going to make the defense for the alexander brothers extremely difficult. the alexander brothers are facing a jail time of life in prison with that sex trafficking conspiracy and sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion charges they're facing. >> some of the women, prosecutors said, saw the camera or realized they were being filmed. they tried to object. some tried to hide from from the camera. some tried to run away. and for prosecutors, that's powerful evidence. >> in addition to the federal sex trafficking case, the twins also face state charges in florida for sexual battery. they were in court last month pleading for bail alone, ordered by the judge to keep away from one of his alleged victims. >> you have to understand the stay away order, sir. i can't hear him. miss corey, can you please unmute him? >> yes, your honor. >> your honor, my wife is nine months pregnant and due any day now with our first child. her family is in brazil. she's counting on me to be with her during labor. >> well, that's going to stay as

a no bond, correct? >> that's correct. that's no bond. >> one question. how the brothers allegedly targeted women for so many years without consequences. >> many women say that they tried to come forward, but nobody listened to them, or they were pressured to stay silent because the brothers held a lot of weight. their family had a lot of money. >> it's hard to understand why it took so long, but a number of reasons could be that either alleged victims did not come forward with these allegations, or even just the evidence that law enforcement has now found did not come to the surface until just recently. >> each of the brothers deny all the federal and state allegations against them. >> the defense says the alexander brothers shouldn't be penalized for being rich. the defense says there's no evidence they would use their money to help them flee the country. but the judge said that wealth cannot be used to build their own private prison, with 24 hour guards and all sorts of electronics and different things that are unavailable to ordinary defendants. >> the defense team for the brothers has really played a

line that the women who are making accusations, all 40 or 42 of them, are out for a cash grab. >> oren and his older brother, tal, touted themselves as superstar brokers in ultra luxe deals at douglas elliman, the real estate company. in 2019, the alexander team helped broker the sale of a nearly $240 million penthouse in this manhattan building, at the time the most expensive residential sale in u.s. history. >> these guys lived a world of ultra luxury. their clients were some of the richest and most well-known people in the country, and in order to work in that world, they also embodied that world. they partied in the hamptons. they partied in miami, they partied in aspen. they really were living the embodiment of this luxury dream that was very much tied to the brand of real estate that they sold. >> the brothers later formed their own real estate firm called official. >> official is the only hyper specialized residential brokerage in the market today, focused on the top end of the market. >> oren's twin alone, an executive in the family's company, kent security in miami.

now all three are accused of using their power and money to prey on women. according to the indictment, the three brothers committed the alleged assaults, sometimes acting alone, sometimes with each other, and sometimes with other men, and allegedly physically restrained and held women down and ignored screams and explicit requests to stop. >> the defendants allegedly used their wealth and status to recruit and pay for the travel of their intended victims, and then manipulated them into participating in sexual acts without their consent. >> prosecutors are likely going to want this case to be tried together, to reduce the chance of the brothers pointing their fingers at each other, and also say that the scheme was concocted by all three of them and participated in one way, shape or form the lurid allegations a world apart from the life the alexander family built for themselves. >> their parents, shlomo and orly, were immigrants from israel. their story is very much an american rags to riches story. today, the family is

multi-millionaires. they own multiple properties. the family home is multi-million dollar mansion in bal harbor, right on the water in miami. >> tonight, the three brothers remain behind bars until their next federal hearing later this month. >> the charges in this case against the alexander brothers are really serious charges of sex trafficking, very similar to what sean combs faces. very similar to what r kelly was convicted of. neither of those defendants were granted bail, and similarly, the alexander brothers are going to be held pretrial in jail at the same place. >> and when we come back, reality stars heidi montag and spencer pratt losing their uninsured home in the l.a. wildfires, getting a helping wildfires, getting a helping hand from fans. i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight.

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watched newscast. >> welcome back. heidi montag and spencer pratt, two of the hundreds of thousands displaced by the la wildfires in the days since the one time stars of mtv's the hills, posting about the tragic loss of their house on social media, reaching millions. as abc's jacqueline lee reports, they've been blown away by the love and support they've received. >> the raging flames continue to rip through the hills of los angeles. many celebrities are among those who have lost their homes to the multiple fires. >> spencer was like, grab anything you want to keep. and i was like, how do you choose? >> reality tv stars spencer pratt and heidi montag are among those impacted. at least 12,000

structures from homes, businesses, schools and more have been destroyed. so there was a moment when it clicked for you. this fire's not stopping. >> like my brain actually stopped working because i was so overwhelmed with so many things you can't replace. so i grabbed my kids teddy bears. >> the family losing their home and nearly everything inside it in the pacific palisades fire. >> the worst was that we. saw our kids room that, like, is, like, so magical. we do story time every night. it's like such our routine. so much love is in there. i feel like a ghost. i don't have a single photo now. before i for before an iphone existed. i don't have any of the dumb little things that are on your shelves. they're all gone. not a single nothing. >> as their house burned down, they watched footage captured from inside their son's room from a home camera setup.

>> our son's bed started just like burning in the shape of a heart. like the fire just started as a heart. and i was like, this is like. like out of body. insane. >> the once vilified duo now feeling the love from around the world during this time of need. >> thank you all so much for your support and really rallying behind spencer and i. >> the deadly wildfires have become some of the most destructive in california history, leaving dozens of people dead. communities completely leveled, left as a pile of ash. in addition to the pratts, several other celebrities have lost their homes like mel gibson, paris hilton, bella hadid, miles teller, anthony hopkins and many more. heidi and spencer have been chronicling the aftermath to their combined 3.3 million tiktok followers. >> we got what's left of a hummingbird feeder that's positive. >> even vlogging shopping trips to marshalls after they lost everything, trying to gain a

sense of normalcy. really making me miss my stuff. >> it's a place that you love, that you live. that's a refuge from the world. and to have that be gone is a really difficult concept to continue to daily deal with. >> neither their house nor their possessions were insured. they say like many people in california, they were dropped from their policy. >> so we were house poor, as they call it, like we have a house and everything else is a hustle is a grind. so yeah, we're definitely counting every dollar that we make. >> spencer then posted about heidi's 2010 album superficial, asking their fans to buy on itunes, hoping it would rebuild their lives. >> thank you to everyone screaming heidi's album superficial. first time ever top 50 on itunes right now. just need 2000 people to buy it or stream it or whatever. >> his plea to his followers to stream heidi songs like i'll do