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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. thank you for coming, thank you for being here on a supreme ly - yeah, i know. you clap too loud, you're all going to prison too. i was going to say historic, but it was a very weird day in our country's history today, a day that was unimaginable four years ago, and it's still pretty hard to wrap your head around. the guy -- oh, never mind. this morning, i woke up our son got into our bed early in the
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morning and paid in the bed. so we got out of bed, and the dog had pooped in the hallway right out front and paid on the wall. and that was just an appetizer for the rest of the day really. president mcrib is back. for a limited time, only four years today at noon eastern our long national nightmare was officially sworn in. another time. a second time. donald trump became the first convicted felon to be sworn-in as president of the united states. he is selling inauguration bibles. to celebrate. he just launched a new meme coin. to the tune of some say 41 billion dollars. he launched his own cryptocurrency days before he became president. i hope we all understand how crazy that is. the president of the united states is following in the footsteps of the hawk tuah girl. it was below freezing in washington today. it's the only reason that bible didn't burst into flames when they swore trump in. they had to move the festivities indoors which was actually
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better for trump. harder for melania to escape. as is tradition except for four years ago, when trump refused to do it, the outgoing first couple welcomed the incoming president and first lady. which was interesting to watch. trump actually got involved in melania's outfit for the ceremony. a lot of people are talking about it. he told her he thought it would be super hot if she dressed like a goth al capone. and so she did. we found carmen san diego! and then biden and trump rode together to the capitol like a divorced couple on the way to their kid's graduation. jill biden rode with melania they both cried the whole way there. different reasons. but overall, unlike the last time, there was a lot of respect paid to tradition. kamala harris, invited j.d. vance to the vice president's residence at the naval observatory for a ceremonial humping of the millard filmore futon.
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it was a short drive to the capitol for biden and trump, though i'm sure it seemed very, very long. there they are. the reporters, they asked joe biden what his message for the day was, and he said "joy" was his message for day. which i think that's the name of the nurse who gives him his sponge baths. the whole thing was very formal. you can see melania trump being escorted into the rotunda by her new boyfriend. of course, i'm kidding about donald and melania are very, very much in love. you can see here they had a very sweet moment. they shared a almost a kiss. i guess she didn't wanna mess up his makeup. the whole trump family came out of their holes to celebrate. first marionette-in-law jared kushner is back. you can see him here saying hello to all the billionaires who showed up. and before taking a seat, this
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is interesting, jared said hello -- didn't say hello to marco rubio, but did sit right on mark zuckerberg's lap. a lot of people were surprised to see the former vice president mike pence show up, but he did. no, that's not him. that is definitely not him. do we have mike pence? mike pence, the last time he was in the building, he was being chased by a man dressed as a buffalo. he showed up anyway. he showed up without mother. karen pence opted not to celebrate the man who was all good with a bunch of yahoos killing her husband. mike is actually the fun one in the couple. the award for best dressed at today's inauguration, let's go back to that, went to senator john fetterman who looked like his mom interrupted his fortnite game and forced him to come downstairs. you know, john, even adam
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sandler wears a suit to the golden globes. after he was sworn in trump gave his second inaugural address, which, i have to say was more ominous than anticipated. >> in order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the republic will be reorganized into the first galactic empire. >> so this is how liberty dies. by thunderous applause. >> jimmy: that's right. emperor pap teen-y hands is back. it was not an uplifting or even well-written speech. trump said "the golden age of america begins right now," twice, and bragged about a landslide victory that was in no way a landslide. >> my recent election is a mandate to completely and totally reverse a horrible betrayal, and all of these many betrayals that have taken place and to give the people back
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their faith, their wealth, their democracy, and indeed, their freedom. from this moment on, america's decline is over. >> jimmy: did he say america's dick line is over? america's dick line is over. in fact, it's right over there. there it is. later on the dick line turns into a circle jerk, and that's when the fun starts to happen. a lot of people were wondering why all these rich guys were invited to sit in the capitol for the inauguration. but there's a perfectly good explanation for it. trump is selling the country to the highest bidder. it really has been amazing to watch these powerful men who don't need to ever make another dollar in their lives debasing themselves to suck up to this ridiculous person. but that's why they're billionaires, i guess. >> and we will pursue our manifest destiny into the star, launching american astronauts to
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plant the stars and stripes on the planet mars. [ applause ] >> jimmy: elon needs a change of pants. another rocket just exploded on launch. this elon musk, if this isn't a real-life comic book villain, i don't know whoever could possibly be that. >> can you imagine how awesome it will be to have american astronauts plant the flag on another planet for the first time! yeah! >> jimmy: one day, elon musk could be the biggest dork on two planets. trump, i don't know if you're aware of this, but trump is planning to come visit us on friday. he's coming to l.a. to survey the damage from the wildfires, something he cares about so much, he even gave us a shout out during the speech.
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>> or more recently los angeles, where we're watching fires still tragically burn from weeks ago without even a token of defense, they're raging through the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now. they don't have a home any longer. that's interesting. >> jimmy: he always knows just what to say. by the way none of the wealthy and powerful individuals in that room don't have a home any longer. they all have homes. they have lots of homes. jeff bezos is not living at his mother-in-law's house right now. overall, i wonder if anyone else felt this way, trump didn't seem to be enjoying himself. i don't think he likes being in front of an audience that isn't also there to see kid rock. he was very subdued. reading from that teleprompter. >> every child who dreams for their future, i am with you, i will fight for you, and i will win for you. we're going win like never
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before. [ applause ] >> jimmy: maybe he's finally tired of all the winning. i don't know. and then it was time for carrie underwood to sing america the beautiful. keep in mind that, at this point, donald trump, has now been president for about 15 minutes. >> ladies and gentlemen, performing "america the beautiful," please welcome the armed forces chorus and carrie underwood. >> jimmy: all right. and here we go, carrie understood wood being escorted to the stage, past the president. takes his place. okay. now here to perform "america the beautiful," carrie underwood. now, we begin ladies and gentlemen. miss carrie underwood.
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ok. oh -- well, it seems they're having some kind of issue with the music. i'm sure they'll get that straightened right out, and we'll be hearing "america the beautiful" from carrie underwood. you see president trump waiting for carrie underwood to perform, and her performance will soon begin. as president trump looks on next to the new second lady, usha vance, who is also waiting for carrie underwood. to begin her performance of "america --
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♪ [ ymca playing >> to hell with it, let's get down to our new anthem, "ymca." that's the song we all came to hear. what a time to be alive. the village people and the village idiot together at last. ♪ ymca, young man, young man, young man, take yourself off the ground ♪ >> jimmy: he is why did i pick this song! that never would have happened on mike pence's watch, i can tell you that right now. ironically, today also has happens to be martin luther king jr. day. donald trump and martin luther king. one, had a dream, and the other had, eric. but trump promised his administration would work to make dr. king's dream come true. he said that in his speech, and he's right.
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these people will make sure we are judged based on the content of character, not on the color of their lilly-white skin. it was wall-to-wall white people at this inauguration. it really was something. marjorie taylor greene called the cops on a statue of martin luther king. even though it was freezing cold, they still had a parade. they had an indoor parade at which, he droned on about windmills and whales and fruit. and then it was off to the inaugural balls he went. there are a number of them all weekend long. this is from the official hispanic inaugural ball, on saturday night. were you at that? were you invited to that. >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: cleto? >> no, i was not. i wasn't. unfortunately. >> jimmy: well, one singer, not only is this woman not hispanic, pretty sure she isn't a singer. ♪ god bless america
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stand ♪ ♪ sent by me and guide me through the night the light the -- >> jimmy: is there a better metaphor for the trump administration, than a korean singer butchering all the words to "god bless america" at the hispanic inaugural ball? after the pompadour and circumstance, president trump took out his magic sharpie to sign a stack of executive orders. remember how angry republicans used to get when a democrat president issued an executive order? neither do they. trump signed about a hundred of them today that covered a variety of subjects, including renaming the gulf of mexico "the gulf of america," renaming mount denali "mount mckinley" and renaming melania, "ivanka." trump also signed pardons for those convicted of storming the
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capitol on january 6th. 1500 of them. he did this in front of a big cheering crowd. the same crowd he criticized biden for pardoning his family in front of. here's the difference. biden pardoned a bunch of people who didn't commit crimes, trump pardoned a bunch who did. biden's pardonees include, dr. fauci, general milley, liz cheney, members of his family, and diddy! which was a surprise. i guess uncle joe loves a freak-off, i don't know. biden did not preemptively pardon any talk show hosts this morning, which many found disappointing. [ laughter ] you know, they turn around the white house very quickly. they have around five hours to swap everything out from biden to donald trump. and joe biden, after 50 years said that while he is leaving washington, he is not leaving the fight. he's going onwards and as we witnessed earlier today upwards too >> welcome back to "the lead." the eyes of the nation are on
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washington, d.c. this morning as president joseph r. biden jr. prepares for his final departure from the white house. we have a visual on the president right now. as you can see, he is standing on the balcony, tying some sort of what looked like ropes to the railing. we're not sure what that was. cnn is reaching out to the white house for clarity on the situation. and wait. something does seem to be happening. there is shaking and what appears to be balloons? hundreds if not thousands of helium balloons have just been released over the white house. >> that jack ass can take my job, but he'll never take my house. >> president biden is now airborne, flying away with the white house in a scene reminiscent of the pixar movie "up." ♪ >> oh, i can see all the way to
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scranton! h hey! slow down, slow down, whoa! sorry, jack! that will buff right out. >> it seems we have lost sight of the white house. >> wee! >> jimmy: thank you! up, up and away. >> how you doing, superman? well, that's all for me, folks. you're going to be missing sleepy joe soon enough. until then, enjoy the malarkey, kemosabes. >> the second he falls asleep, i am going to eat him. >>. >> guillermo: we're going cabo. si, senor, let's get wild, mr. president! >> defying gravity, no joke,
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man. >> jimmy: that's right. we wish you smooth sailing, mr. president. we have a good show for you tonight, leanne morgan is here we've got music from pete yorn and we'll be right back with don cheadle. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by the all new electric id buzz.
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♪ >> jimmy: hiya, welcome back the show tonight. a very funny person whom you can see in the new movie "you're cordially invited" leanne morgan is with us. [ applause ] then, a talented singer-songwriter his latest album is called, "the hard way." pete yorn. [ cheering ] tomorrow night, in case you're making plans. our guests are sterling k. brown, from the boston celtics jayson tatum, and
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music from the milk carton kids with vera sola. so please join us for that. our first guest is an actor director and avenger who successfully survived thanos, so it's good to have him here on this inauguration night; you can see him in a new movie about college wrestling called "unstoppable." watch it on prime video now, please welcome, don cheadle. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah, let's do this! these guys are great. >> jimmy: yes, these are good people right here, yes, yes. for those who do not get to see the show during the break, which is everyone. >> right. >> jimmy: some people are here on vacation. they're going volunteer to help our city while they're here -- a birthday trip no less. >> that's amazing. amazing. [ applause ]
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thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i want to thank you for flying all the way in from the inaugural ball. >> yes. >> jimmy: to be here tonight. >> yes. >> jimmy: trump is a very close friend of yours? >> very close. you know, i'm in my inauguration phase of grief right now. i don't know what all the rest of them are. but the juxtaposition of mlk day and the inauguration is just something that i don't think even thanos would have thought of. >> jimmy: it does seem like there is some cosmic plan to just screw with us, doesn't it? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. a lot is going on. >> jimmy: a lot is going on. and it seems to intersect in the most ridiculous ways. >> agreed. >> jimmy: do you know donald trump? i know you're in the golf world. it seems like maybe you'd run into him. >> i've run into him. i've tried to run over -- no. [ cheers and applause ] i actually met him on his golf course in palos verdes.
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>> jimmy: oh, okay. >> trump national out here that i played one time. and he was there. that was it. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i was at the correspondents dinner when barack famously went in on him, which i think caused him to run. so i think we have barack obama to thank for that in some ways. >> jimmy: to thank/blame for that really, yeah. how are you doing with the fires? did you have to leave your house or anything like that? >> yeah, we had to evacuate. we were about five, six blocks from where it was. >> jimmy: that's too close. >> it was definitely too close. >> jimmy: are you back home now? >> we are not back home. we're still out of the house. i just went back today to make sure that everything was everything. and we have electricity now. but we were -- we had to evacuate. and we were doing like bopping around hotels. and we went in one hotel. and that one got evacuated. and then we were at another hotel, and how long you going to be here? because we had a lot of people. so can you please leave? so we left. and then went to a friend's house who kindly let us stay in
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his, you know, kid's room and waking up to the billie eilish poster on the wall is really nice. >> jimmy: that's kind of funny. you're in the kids room. >> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: our mutual friend anthony anderson was here last week. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he mentioned that he was on a text chain with you and some other high profile individuals. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sending you videos from his balcony of the fires moving toward him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you, in particular he said were saying get out of the house. >> what are you doing? are you a fire fan? go! >> jimmy: how long? because he didn't really give us the details. how long did this go on? >> well, you know anthony pretty well. >> jimmy: very well. >> so you know he waited until the last second to get up out of dodge. yeah, he finally went after he got all of his photo ops. but he finally went. >> jimmy: were you getting upset with him? really, that's a crazy thing to do. >> yeah, it was bananas. and then which way do you go? you can get trapped if you wait too long. i think eventually it got through all of the beard and the
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fro and he went. >> jimmy: who else is on this text chain? >> george lopez. >> jimmy: right. >> cedric the entertainer, dl hughley, chris spencer, myself, and anthony. >> jimmy: are things said on this text chain that you would be upset if people found out about? >> oh, no one can never find out what's on that text chain. that's six careers. [ laughter ] just like that. >> jimmy: that go out like that? >> over. >> jimmy: i have something that i feel like i would like to add to the chain. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: i'm not on the chain, but do you ever send videos to each other? >> no comment. >> jimmy: because i think this one would be really good. >> oh, you got something? ♪ jingle bells, jingle bell, what fun it is to sing on channel 6 today ♪ ♪
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♪ da da bop bop ♪ [ cheering ] >> cleto, is that with the change is? did i hit the changes? >>. >> cleto: you got it. >> jimmy: really good. but i didn't know this about you at all. >> look, that did hit the chain. you know that got on the chain. >> jimmy: i had no idea you were a young al how old were you in that clip? >> 16. >> jimmy: what age did you start scatting? >> i think kind of around that age. i went to high school, we had a jazz choir, east high angels, the angleairs. >> jimmy: was that a cool thing to do in high school? >> to us. >> jimmy: oh, to you. >> to us it was very cool. >> jimmy: i think we might have a little bit more. >> oh, boy. ♪ ♪ bop bop bop, bop
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>> jimmy: i love that. you're a secret scatter. [ cheering ] ♪ [ cheering ] ♪ beat beat ♪ >> jimmy: don cheadle, everyone! we'll be right back. ♪ [coffee cherries dropping into basket] [smooth taps of flowing coffee cherries] [clicking of coffee beans falling] [soft crackling of roasting coffee beans] [ringing of coffee beans on metal] [low roar of churning coffee beans] [rattle of barista pouring coffee beans] [grinding noises] [bubbling water] [people softly talking] [whoosh of steam] [trickle of espresso pouring out] [whoosh of espresso settling] [hissing and frothing of milk steaming]
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everybody got a vote and it had to be unanimous. so. oh wait. that was the wrong jar. >> jimmy: that is don cheadle in "unstoppable," which you can see on prime video. [ applause ] this is a true story. >> yes. >> jimmy: give us a little bit of the story. >> so this is about a wrestler, college athlete named anthony robles who went to asu. it's really a story about he and his mother, judy robles, who came up through really difficult
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circumstances. he was born with one leg. and he went on to become undefeated in that year. and won the whole national championship. >> jimmy: he won the college wrestling natural championship. which is great. i went to arizona state by the way. i didn't win anything. couldn't make weight. >> but he is incredible, inspiring human being. and it's great to i think at a time like this to have this kind of thing be out and be a part of a story like this. and i'm really, really honored to know him and know judy and jarel who plays him is fantastic. he was in "moonlight". >> he hasn't missed. he was in moonlight. >> jimmy: it is true that anthony did some of the stunt, the actual wrestling because there is nobody else that could do that? >> anthony was on set every day. and, you know, they went back and forth, and sometimes it would be jarrell, sometimes it would be anthony. it was seamless in the movie. >> jimmy: did you meet the coach? >> got it meet the coach who
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played shawn charles at asu. a great guy. and that's one of the best parts of doing these films is we get to meet these people. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and have these very inspirational relationships in real life. he is a great dude. it's a really uplifting movie. >> jimmy: i would imagine that it is great in a case like this where you're really paying tribute to these people, but maybe in a lot of situation, it's not great to meet the person that you're playing. >> it's not always great to meet the person that you're playing. sometimes the pressure is real, you know. and you don't want to mess it up. but, you know, when you do meet them and you get to understand really who they are, and we get to kind of take things from them and things that don't even appear in the script sometimes, just little nuances and things that we use to build out the character, it was a great help. >> jimmy: do they notice when you pick something up from them and put it in? are they in general like this coach, is he aware enough to
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clock that? >> i mean, yeah. he was always very supportive. and even when i was like that wasn't so great, he was no, it's great, don. you're great. keep going. it's beautiful. >> jimmy: did you wrestle at all in school? >> that sucked. i was going to tell you than scene. >> jimmy: did you do any wrestling in school or all scatting for you? because the scat wrestling kind of thing could be -- >> there was a scat wrestling team at east high. >> jimmy: when you say scat, in this case you mean -- yeah. kind of wrestling. >> one person was on the team. >> jimmy: if you were to google scat wrestling right now, you will not like what comes up. >> don't google scat wrestling at all! don't do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: any way, the movie is called "unstoppable." you can watch it on prime video right now. mr. don cheadle, everybody. thank you for coming. don cheadle. we'll be back with leanne morgan. [ applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: hiya. welcome back. pete yorn is on the way.
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our next guest went from selling jewelry at tupperware parties to selling out theaters all over the country now she plays sister to reese witherspoon in the new movie "you're cordially invited" it premieres january 30th on prime video. please welcome leanne morgan. [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ >> hi. >> jimmy: it's very good to have you here. you're very funny. i've seen a good deal of your work, and i know you got a sitcom coming out. you've got this movie coming out. i mean, really, congratulations. >> thank you, jimmy kimmel. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. you have such an unusual story. you were raising three kids, and you started doing stand-up comedy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: at the same time, which one of them is hard enough to do. but it's really remarkable to get where you are now. is your family -- do you have a
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funny family? >> i do. i do, my darling. i had funny grandparents, and my mama is really funny. my dad is funny. we made fun -- we laughed about everything, you know. >> jimmy: you brought some of your family here to the show. >> i did. my big sister, my sister and her husband, yeah. >> she looks like your sister. and your brother. [ applause ] >> jimmy: was she a good sister? >> a very good sister. she would fight a circle all over me. if somebody messed with me, she would fight for me, but also messed with me, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's usually how it goes. in what ways would she mess with you? >> well, she locked me in a meat locker with animals that had, you know, were ready for processing. and that was a little traumatic. but it was fun for her. [ laughter ] but she and i worked in our little mom and daddy's meat
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processing plant, and we were not good help. we wanted to curl our hair. it was the '80s, and we were having a good time. but we worked in a meat processing plant. >> jimmy: what was your job? >> we wrapped meat. >> jimmy: you wrapped meat. >> my daddy was the butcher and my granddaddies helped him. and myts and my mama, they took the orders and wrapped for people. because i'm from a farming community of 500 people in middle, tennessee. so all these farmers would bring their beef and hogs and all that to my daddy. their own beef. >> jimmy: there was no middleman at all. >> no, huh-uh. >> jimmy: people would show up and you'd hand them a pig or something. a pig that you had spent locked in with. >> yes. >> jimmy: thanks to your sister who i'm surprised you still talk to. how small was this town? >> 500 people. >> jimmy: so you knew everybody. >> we knew everybody. it was mostly farm people. but we had a business and we had a gas station. corky ran the gas station. >> jimmy: really? >> corky. and he let us, my sister and i ran a lot of gas.
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we were going and doing. and he would let us charge our gas. and when i say charge, he would write it down on a piece of paper and then tell our daddy, and he'd have to pay it. she went to college, she went to college about an hour away, and she go be on fumes, and drive all the way back to adams, charge her gas andrei back. and corky would just let us do it. but that's our claim to fame. corky's boy became an ob/gyn. and that was a big deal. >> jimmy: corky's what? >> corky's son became an ob/gyn, and that was a big deal for us. and he delivered reba mcentire's baby. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. >> jimmy: first of all, someone named corky's kid becoming a doctor is remarkable. just to start. and then to deliver reba mcentire's baby. >> i know. and i think wynonna judd. i've heard that rumor, but i'm not for sure. >> jimmy: wow. >> because i was raised right outside of nashville, tennessee. so i -- i mean, i saw country
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music stars all the time. we'd go to the mall, because they all live right near us. that's how close i was to nashville. >> jimmy: what country music stars would you see and run into? >> porta wagner, barbara mandrell. >> jimmy: wow. >> johnny cash and june carter buying paint at sherwin williams. and they had on full length fur coats. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they were buying their own paint. >> they were buying their own paint. because country people guy bye all their own stuff. >> jimmy: you don't see that -- prince wouldn't walk into a sherwin williams and say give me 30 gallons of purple. he would send somebody in there. and so how far were you from the city? >> like 35 miles. >> jimmy: oh, okay. so you weren't that far from city. okay. is everybody back home just flabbergasted by your success and what has happened to you? >> yeah. everybody is so tickled. >> jimmy: by the way, this movie is so funny, and you're so funny in it. >> you think so, jimmy kimmel?
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>> jimmy: i think you're the funniest. there are a lot of very funny people in it, and i think you're the funniest person in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: will ferrell is in this movie. reese witherspoon in the movie. they're all side parts are super funny. >> i know. everybody. we had a ball. it took two months. it was my first movie. and i couldn't even believe i was there. and every day we had a ball. >> jimmy: pete manning has a part in the movie. nick jonas is in the movie. >> little nick jonas! y'all should see him in his pants. darling. and i had a scene with him. i had to flirt with little nick jonas, bless his heart. but we bonded. i mean, he was precious. >> jimmy: did you? >> yes. and let me tell you, all right, i was so tired, i don't know if you know anything about making movies. i know you do, but you sit there all day. it's kind of draining until they call you. and we had a big scene that day, though, that was like stunts, and it's crazy. the movie is wacky, crazy.
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i was so tired, and i went back to my hotel and put my gown on, and my middle child called me what are you doing tonight? nothing. i'm going to bed. but they asked me to go to dinner with nick jonas but i'm too tired. she said take that gown off right now, ma, and you go and eat with nick jonas because my girls are the age 27 and 28 where they were crazy about the jonas brothers. >> jimmy: sure. >> and they'd seen them in concert. so i went back down there and i went out to eat with them. and i sat and bonded with little nick jonas gentleman bureau where did you eat? >> it was a steakhouse, this hoopty doo place. >> jimmy: the meat was up to your standards? >> the meat was up to my standards. >> jimmy: and you just spent the evening and chatted? >> and he showed me pictures of his baby, and my second grand baby was born when i was doing that movie. so i showed him pictures of my baby. and then this is crazy, but i was the person on the movie, nobody knew who i was. nobody knew who i was.
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>> jimmy: sure. >> it was all these famous people, reese witherspoon, will ferrell, all them. and nick jonas didn't know who i was. he just had this scene with me. so we were sitting there, and this mom at this restaurant with her daughter and her husband walked by, and the mom was a fan of mine and had seen my netflix special, and they screamed and went leanne morgan, can we get your picture? you're our favorite. okay. they never noticed nick jonas, rory, jack mcbrayer. and nick jonas looked at me and said "who you?" [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. he'll never ask that question again. it's great to have you here. the movie is called "you're cordially invited." it premieres january 30th on prime video. leanne morgan. thank you, leanne for being here. we'll be back with pete yorn. ♪
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and leanne morgan. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called
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"the hard way," here with the title track pete yorn! ♪ mmm mmm mmm mmm please don't take this the hard way ♪ ♪ mmm mmm mmm mmm we been takin' the hard way ♪ ♪ gotta clear my head and find that peace of mind ♪ ♪ so delicate i need to take my time and i wait ♪ ♪ for an answer but it never comes no ♪ ♪ i never got quite used to the idea of a world ♪ ♪ that still exists without you here where it starts ♪ ♪ and how it ends guess we never know the plan ♪
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♪ well i left it all behind some secret door in a place i used to go ♪ ♪ but not no more and i can't can't compete with ♪ ♪ who i used to be mmm mm mmm mmm mmm please don't take ♪ ♪ this the hard way mmm mm mmm mmm mmm we been takin' ♪ ♪ the hard way you should know it wasn't you ♪ ♪ but rather something stuck in me and i never took ♪ ♪ for granted all your gifts and memories ♪ ♪ and i swear that i'm fine
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gonna get it ♪ ♪ right this time and i guess i loved it more than i ♪ ♪ could ever love myself cos i left a real big part ♪ ♪ of me back there with someone else when i look ♪ ♪ at all the reasons they never make much sense at all ♪ ♪ and there's nothing you can say to me that will help me to forget ♪ ♪ and i don't know when the time will come, but i know it ain't just yet ♪ ♪ so i'll go out to find what it is i'm looking for ♪ ♪ ohh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ here i go out to find what it is i'm looking for ♪
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♪ ooh ooh mmm mm mmm mmm m ♪ we been taking the hard way ♪ [ cheers and applause ] donald trump's historic swearing in. >> the golden age of america begins right now. >> the unprecedented return to the

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