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>> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us at our headquarters here in los angeles, california, where there is smoke and uncertainty and probably some marijuana in the air right now. [ laughter ] i see a lot of celtics jerseys. we're going to allow that tonight only. [ laughter ] we are on day two of another round of president donald jocelyn trump. [ laughter ] only 1,459 days to go. been 24 hours since he was sworn in, already donald trump has ended the war in ukraine on day one. just as he promised he would. oh, he didn't? well, that's a -- he should resign then, right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we are in a very weird,

precarious time in the history of our country. hall of us are worried trump won't do the things he promised, the other half are worried he will do those things. [ laughter ] i'm in the latter category. he's already done so many terrible deeds. but he's also done some fun things, like when he said this. the question, does he say every day we get some penis? >> every single day, we get subpoenas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what he said. [ cheers and applause ] listen to that one more time. >> every single day, we get subpoenas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was his campaign promise, a penis in every pot. [ laughter ] as is tradition for every incoming president, trump has a new portrait. he posed for this menacing photo. it goes up at every post office, every airport. that spray tan scowl will be glaring at you every time a tsa worker frisks your junk from now on.

[ laughter ] the new regime has already decorated the oval office. they moved in a bust of winston churchill, a portrait of andrew jackson. they put plastic covers on the couch, in case j.d. vance gets a little too lovey-dovey. trump's infamous “diet coke button” is back. he's also got a chalupa cannon and a mcnugget knob, too. [ laughter ] and he has another little button to lock the door when elon's coming. [ laughter ] elon musk reportedly badgered trump into giving him an office in the west wing. it's kind of a tough situation for trump because, on the one hand, you know he can't stand this guy. on the other hand, he needs his money. it's what they call a “melania's dilemma.” [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how long this is going to last. can you imagine how annoying it's going to be for the white house i.t. guy with elon in there? “did you try resetting the network protocols?”

ed. >> yes, mr. muchction." traditionally, the outgoing president leaves a letter for the incoming president. obama left a note for trump in 2017 and trump left one for biden in 2021, but no one knew if biden left one for him until trump was sitting at his desk and a fox news reporter asked about it. >> did president biden leave you a letter? >> he may have. don't they leave it in the desk? i don't know. oh! >> what's in there? >> it could have been years before we found this. wow. thank you. >> can you read the outside? >> maybe we should all read it together. >> let's read it. >> maybe i'll read it first, then let that determine -- peter, thank you very much. i may not have seen this for months. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really, months? i guess that's not his snack drawer. [ laughter ] by next week, that letter will have been used as a napkin to wipe the horsey sauce off his face. [ laughter ] the bully is back at his pulpit. and his sharpies are fatter than ever before. have you noticed he's got big,

fat sharpies now? yesterday trump sat down in front of everyone to sign a stack of papers like a real housewife at bravocon. [ laughter ] the burger king signed more than a hundred executive orders and actions. he pulled us out of the paris climate accord, he pulled us out of the world health organization. there are two big reasons trump is big on pulling out, and they are eric and don jr. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] but he did make sure to keep us on tiktok. he issued an executive order to delay the ban on tiktok until april. he released around 1,600 criminals who stormed the capitol on january 6th, including those who attacked police officers and stockpiled weapons for the event. and he rescinded joe biden's executive order lowering prescription drug prices for americans on medicare and medicaid. finally! someone's looking out for the big pharma and the promise keepers. [ laughter ] many of these orders were expected, but some were not. some of them seemed to even take the president by surprise.

>> sir, this is a proclamation making the new national bird the bright chicken. >> oh! >> this is a permit to build a hooters directly in front of the vietnam memorial. >> that's a big one. >> yes, sir. >> people have wanted to do this for years. what's this one? >> sir, this is an arrest warrant for three of the four women who host "the view." >> okay. sounds reasonable. >> sir, this one just says it's for something called a penis laser. >> that's a big one. a lot of big ones, huh? >> could you please make your signature huge and crazy? great. sir, this is a map of the l.a. wildfires. we were hoping you could doodle on it with your sharpie and make the fires go away. >> hm? >> really good job. sir, this order is a big one. it allows you to do whatever you have to do to get out of a problem. >> that's a big one.

that allows you to do -- that means you can do whatever you have to do to get out of that problem. and we did have that kind of an emergency. thank you very much, everybody. >> say thank you again. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good boy. [ cheers and applause ] then it was off to celebrate his many inaugural balls. this was at the commander in chief ball. where someone had a good idea, which was to hand him a sword. ♪ ♪ ♪ young men there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ i said young men get yourself off the ground ♪ >> jimmy: melania's happy all of a sudden? [ laughter ] he's about to lose his other ear with that sword. this inauguration was noticeably more star-studded than trump's first go-around, especially in the music department. somehow the liberty ball was able to score a performance from

one of the hottest entertainers in music today, none other than mr. billy ray cyrus. ♪ gonna take my horse down the old town road ♪ ♪ i'm gonna take my horse to the old town road ♪ ♪ i'm gonna -- y'all can put your hands together now like that. if you're encouraged about it, keep going. they tell me to kill as much time as possible. is my guitar still on? are think they cut me off. check, is anybody awake? you want me to sing more or get the hell off the stage? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: things are really humming. [ laughter ] his voice is so gravelly, kristi noem could shoot a puppy on it. [ rim shot ] thank you. and then we have the newly transcendent village people.

♪ in the navy ♪ ♪ come on in the navy ♪ ♪ in the navy in the navy ♪ >> jimmy: just when you thought it couldn't be more embarrassing to be the cop in the village people. [ laughter ] the village people were the big stars of the night, so much so that the trump and vance families had to get right up on stage to look at them. ♪ ymca ♪ ♪ fun to stay at the ymca ♪ ♪ you can get yourself clean have a good time ♪ ♪ you can do what you feel ♪ >> jimmy: perfect, perfect. no notes. [ cheers and applause ] what's going on? it seems -- i don't know. seems like if you're in a band that has been singing the same song for 50 years you should be able to sing the song, right? [ laughter ] all that aside, i have to admit,

it is so great to finally have an energetic young president again. >> may all dedicate themselves -- the truth and strength to uphold our democracy and uphold the law. peace among ourselves and blessings to other nations in the world. >> jimmy: that was our president sleep-farting his way through a service held in his honor at the washington national cathedral. they should have let him bring his sword in to play with! [ laughter ] donald trump, as anyone named donald trump will tell you, loves the lord, he loves church, he loves to worship, he loves the bible, and most of all, he loves the lord's prayer. >> our father who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name. thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and yet somehow he can recite the entire cheesecake factory menu by heart. [ laughter ] he is a deeply religious man, so after the service, a reporter asked him what he thought of it. turned out, not much. >> what did you think of the service? >> what did you think? did you like it? did you find it exciting? not too exciting, was it? i didn't think i did think it was a good service, though. thank you very much. they can do much better. >> jimmy: can you imagine being mad at church? [ laughter ] like he got stuck going to see "the emoji movie" or something. [ laughter ] trump only likes mass when it's followed by the word "deportation." that's a fact. the reason he was upset, the

reason he didn't say the lord's prayer, is the deacon who gave the sermon forgot to put on her maga hat. >> mr. president, have mercy on the people in our country or scared now. gay, lesbian, transgender children, some who fear for their lives. and the people. the people who pick our crops, who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants, and work the night shifts in hospitals. they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. may god grant us the strength and courage to honor the dignity of every human being. [ cheers and applause ] and speak the truth to one another in love for the good of all people. amen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wait a minute, hold on. i don't know what you people are clapping for, but that bishop

has no business bringing the teachings of jesus into that church! [ laughter ] this is why we can't have women doing those jobs, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] that is the best, good for her. i mentioned last night what a perverse happenstance it was that trump's inauguration fell on martin luther king day. one would have to believe that dr. king would be displeased were he still alive today. of course, he was assassinated in 1968, which is something every american knows, right? that's one of the few things we actually learned in school. or did we? well, it's time to find out in tonight's shocking edition of "lie witness news." >> michelle, we're talking to people. donald trump was inaugurated earlier today. a lot of people are upset that martin luther king wasn't there. were you surprised to see that he wasn't at the inauguration? >> yeah, i was. >> why? >> i mean -- you talk about martin luther king? not being there?

uh -- because today is his day. you see what i'm saying? there was like a day set aside for him. >> he had things to do? >> yeah. yeah. >> today, donald trump was inaugurated. congratulations. >> thank you. >> martin luther king wasn't in attendance. were you disappointed that he didn't show up? >> yeah, i was disappointed. he should show respect for the office of the presidency. >> tell us about the shirt. where did you get that? >> i had it for a while, i got it last summer. >> didn't have it in your size? >> is it too short? >> no, it's okay. what about rosa parks? were you surprised she showed up and sat right in the front row? >> no. no, i wasn't surprised. you need to be in the back? get in the front. because that's where it's at. >> anything you want to say to rosa parks? >> go, girl. i'll be sitting there right beside you. >> do you think martin luther king not showing up for the inauguration is going to lead to him being banned from mar-a-lago? >> i don't think so. donald trump's not like that. he's not going to do that just

because somebody didn't show up to his inauguration. >> you think he'll still let him in mar-a-lago? >> absolutely. >> he should, since them don't know the "mar" is short for martin luther king. >> help. >> do you think martin luther king jr. is a nepo baby, or does he have the talent to back it up? >> you can definitely say he's a nepo baby, but the talent is there as well. >> are you a fan of dr. martin luther king jr.? >> i can't say i'm an avid fan, but -- >> did you like him on "dancing with the stars"? >> pretty good, pretty good. >> mlk's office missed the inauguration because he overslept. is it acceptable -- >> no, that's no excuse. somebody should have got him up. >> they said he was having a dream, they didn't want to wake him. >> having a dream? well. okay. >> was it acceptable for him to miss the inauguration because he was having a dream? >> no, it wasn't acceptable. >> why don't you look right there and let him know.

>> looke here. sometimes you got to wake up from that dream because the dream is now. it's present. we here, we in the dream now. wake up. wake up, people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- i think that's excellent advice. we've got a fun show for you tonight. from the boston celtics, jayson tatum is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from the milk carton kids and verra sola. and we'll be right back with sterling k. brown.

>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, he is the all-star forward for the defending nba champion boston celtics, jayson

tatum is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a talented group of musicians who put together the l.a. folk festival. all the proceeds for the festival this year will go to fire recovery efforts here in l.a. [ cheers and applause ] you can be part of the march 22nd and 23rd. the milk carton kids and vera sola will be with us. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by jesse eisenberg and danielle deadwyler, with music from larkin poe. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor with a new show from super producer dan “the foge” fogleman. he plays the lead secret service agent to a former president in the brand-new show “paradise.” watch the first three episodes a week from tonight on hulu. please welcome sterling k. brown. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm doing great, man, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm very good. how's your family? everybody all right? >> everyone's in good spirits, healthy, safe. >> jimmy: how old are your kids? two boys are, right? >> 9 and 13. they're fun. >> jimmy: they are? >> they're a good time. i enjoy them. i'm not giving them back. [ laughter ] i'm holding on to them. >> jimmy: did you and the kids gather to watch our new president almost put his hand on the bible yesterday? >> hell, no. i turned it on hgtv so the ratings would go elsewhere. [ laughter ] hopefully that had some effect. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i had it on. i had it on in the kitchen, making breakfast for the kids. my daughter, who was 10 could hear from it the other room. during the introductions, "the honorable j.d. vance." my daughter goes, "yeah, right." [ laughter ] >> she understands. >> jimmy: have you ever been to the white house? >> i've been to the white house. during the obama administration.

i had the luxury and delightful experience of giving a hug to michelle obama. >> jimmy: oh. >> her warm embrace was delightful and kind and loving. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. >> anything that makes my wife jealous is something i look forward to doing. [ laughter ] she loves michelle obama, "i hugged her." "yes, sterling, i know." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. when you said jealous, jealous you hugged michelle obama. now i'm realizing she's jealous because she didn't get to hug michelle obama. >> anything i get to do that she wants to do that i get to, do i live for. >> jimmy: i see. you like to rub it in. >> totally. >> jimmy: does she get to do things you want to do? >> not really, i have a better life. [ laughter ] she's cool every once in a while, maybe. not mostly. it's mostly me. >> jimmy: at least your honest. >> it's true. >> jimmy: you and your wife ryan host a podcast?

>> "we don't always agree." the ways in which we navigate the show business industry, navigate marriage, parenthood, et cetera. it's a great time. we still stayed married, that's the better part because i was worried there. >> jimmy: the title of the show is worrisome, "we don't always agree." did you agree on the title? >> yes, it's a good title. >> jimmy: is the object to talk about things that you don't agree on? >> exactly. >> jimmy: you hash it out? >> we hash it out. >> jimmy: at the end, do you agree on the thing? >> at the end of the episode, we kind of come to a consensus of who won. which is how you should do marriage. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, that's right. it's a competition. >> because my wife have known each other since freshman year of college, we have some sort of fraternal/we make love to each other on occasion relationship. [ laughter ] which is really delightful. it works for us. maybe not everybody, but it works for us. >> jimmy: sounds pretty good. >> it's great, wonderful. >> jimmy: also in a way, a lot

of times when i'm having a discussion, let's say, a discussion. >> sure. >> jimmy: fight with my wife. [ laughter ] i will say loudly, "i wish we had that on tape." >> yes. >> jimmy: so i can rewind and play it back. you figured out how to do that. >> get a podcast. she will say such outlandish, crazy things in life. i try to get her to say it on the podcast. she knows it's crazy, but only when the camera's running. she tries to gaslight me into saying she didn't say it. "look, woman, you're going to say it on camera and the world is going to hear how nutty you are. i love you, i'm not going anywhere, but you are nutty." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's funny. you feel like you won a battle, then really, you're losing the war, yeah. >> we're good. >> jimmy: i hear you guys went and did eye was ka together. >> we most certainly did. i heard a few "oohs."

>> jimmy: people telltales. to me, it doesn't sound appealing. >> yeah. let me start by saying, we're crunchy, granola black people. [ laughter ] that's my disclaimer. when black people say, he did that? yeah, we crunchy. [ laughter ] down in costa rica. it's the one licensed dispensary of the medicine. they have medical people on staff as well in case anything goes kind of crazy. nothing did. it was very cool. you know about the purge that comes along with eye was ka? >> jimmy: i heard everybody's vomiting. >> like there's a whole lot of -- there's a bucket. at the end of the night -- this young lady spraying with her mouth wide open, the preacher's like, huh? [ laughter ] there's this bucket there. everybody's tossing their cookies. >> jimmy: does everyone have their own bucket? >> everyone has their own little pallet. community bucket, that's gross. everybody has their own bucket, own mat you lay on so you can go

through this experience. if you get sick, which is inevitable, you come over to the bucket, you toss, you go back and lay down again. that's how most people do it. i know, it's crazy. >> jimmy: you make it sound so -- yeah. >> hear me out. gets even better for me. because i don't purge that way. i'm one of the few people i know that only purges through the backdoor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> so now -- hear me out. you have time to make it to the bathroom. it's not one of those things like, oh! no. >> jimmy: you're not sitting on the bucket? >> you have a little gurgle in your belly. like, i'm going to have to get up and go to the bathroom. you roll over, you crawl, then you go to the bathroom, then you wind up losing a lot of water. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how many times do you have to go to the bathroom? >> me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i did like six. it's an eight to ten-hour experience. >> jimmy: this is a vacation. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i did this to myself on purpose. >> jimmy: and the benefits are what? >> clarity? it sort of exposes these blind spots in your life that you

didn't even realize you had. >> jimmy: like, don't go to costa rica to crap in a bucket? [ laughter ] >> maybe, that could be one for you. i don't recommend it for everyone. it's an acquired taste. for me it sort of had this big, unifying idea that we are connected. we are all one. we come up with these arbitrary distinctions that separate us and make us think that we have to war against one another. we all come from the same source. we're all sort of from the same place. if we can focus on the things that unite us rather than separate us, i think the world would be -- >> jimmy: then why don't we have separate buckets? [ applause ] >> there's hygiene -- >> jimmy: one big bucket, ak kiddie pool right in the middle of the place. [ laughter ] >> that would be gross. i don't want to touch anybody else's vomit. but it's such an awesome thing. because you'll hear people vomit. but then, like, there's this sense of relief after they do it, so the sound is like -- aah. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: that's what all vomiting is like. >> i guess so. i don't like to vomit. >> jimmy: how many people were in the room with you? >> about 90. >> jimmy: 90? >> yeah, it's a big room. a big room, it wasn't crowded. then you have different shamans around the room holding the space, making sure that you're safe and not hurting yourself. it was kind of a great communal experience. >> jimmy: except for the janitors at the place. [ laughter ] >> the janitors have a tough time. there's a couple of accidents that transpired. besides that, it's a bunch of people wearing white in the dark. it's kind of like "midsome mar." it's not, it's not like that. it's actually quite different. >> jimmy: when we come back, we'll see a clip from your new tv show. it's called "paradise." sterling k. brown is with us. we'll be right back. but thanks to skyrizi and clearer skin--i'm all in. with skyrizi, i saw dramatically clearer skin. and many even achieved 100% clear skin. don't use if allergic.

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>> jimmy: it's -- maybe, i don't know -- feels like one thing, and maybe is a different thing? i don't know. >> uh, yeah, something like that. it's, you know -- the president dies early on. james marsden, who you saw right there some of his best work, just laying on the ground. [ laughter ] but -- so we're trying to figure out who killed him, why they killed him, who are the suspects? i wound up becoming one of the suspects. it sort of unfolds gradually over time. what you think is transpiring is only the tip of the iceberg. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, all right. good, i'm glad you said it. i would have said something like that and felt like i ruined it. >> i wouldn't want you to feel bad, you're good. >> jimmy: did you shadow the real secret service or anything like that? >> i talked to a lot of secret service agents. i saw a lot of security guards as well. just sort of witnessing them in work what they're constantly scanning for, for any sort of threat. like always being on guard. keeping their hands out of their pockets because you never know

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from the milk carton kids and vera sola is on the way. last summer, our next guest won his first nba championship and then signed the biggest contract

in basketball history to celebrate. he is a two-time olympic gold medalist in town to play both the lakers and clippers. from the boston celtics, please welcome number zero, jayson tatum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: we've got a lot of fans here in town. [ cheers and applause ] first thing i want to ask you, you don't like emo's pizza, do you? >> it's the best pizza in the world. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really bonds the people of st. louis. you're in town to play the clippers tomorrow, then the lakers on thursday. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know, wouldn't it be nice after all we've been through the last couple of weeks if you went a little bit easy on us? [ laughter ] wouldn't it be the right thing to do? >> life the people in l.a., but

i got a job to do. [ applause ] >> jimmy: even though you are a member of the hated celtics, you are a lifelong lakers fan, correct? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: are you still a lakers fan? like if the celtics are not in, are you rooting for the lakers? >> rooting is a strong word. >> jimmy: uh-huh? [ laughter ] >> but i like watching good basketball. i appreciate lebron. so, you know. knowing that he doesn't have that much time left, i watch him pl play. >> jimmy: the lakers made a terrible mistake and did not draft you, they took lonzo ball and he's not even with the team anymore. you idolized kobe bryant when you were a kid. [ cheers and applause ] you got to meet kobe when you were a kid? >> i did. >> jimmy: i like seeing you in that jersey, i really do, i have to say. [ laughter ] where did this happen? >> that happened in cleveland. my dad's best friend is larry hughes. and he played with the cavaliers. it was my birthday around that

weekend. my mom took me up there. and i got to meet kobe bryant. and that was one of the best days ever. >> jimmy: did he mentor you in any way? >> he absolutely did. when i got to the nba, he used to do that detail thing on espn. and he did that. he did an episode on me. >> jimmy: right, right, yeah. >> in the playoffs. after that, we connected. i got to pick his brain, worked out with him, melt with him. he was a big thing help to me. >> jimmy: what is one thing that you remember that you took away from that experience? >> oh, man. a full-circle moment. i was a kid in st. louis growing up. the person that inspired me to chase my dream, go and be as great as i can, was 3,000 miles away. 15 years later, he was a mentor. and we got to talking. i remember the first time we worked out, he asked me a question. "how much does it mean to you?" that was such a powerful thing. you think of all the things he sacrificed, how hard he worked to perfect his craft.

how much does it mean to be one of the greatest? >> jimmy: and you said "a lot," i guess? [ laughter ] >> i might have been speechless. i was so nervous. >> jimmy: you even have a tattoo of kobe's number on your -- in snakes, in black ma'am mays, "24" right there. did he ever see this? >> no, that was after the fact. >> jimmy: he did not get to see this. you have also -- i'm interested in the tattoo that is on your leg. you have the word "life" tattooed on your leg. why? the game, the cereal? [ laughter ] what is this? >> so -- tattoos for me is storytelling. and life is my favorite movie, martin lawrence. >> jimmy: oh, okay, yeah. >> i put the word "life." inside of it are my favorite characters from other movies. "john q." denzel washington. will smith from "hitch" when he had the allergic reaction.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. what? >> wesley snipes from "white men can't jump." dash from "the incredibles." >> jimmy: the kid from "the incredibles." paragraph [ laughter ] you realize this makes no sense at all, right? [ laughter ] these are characters from a different movie inside the name of the movie. >> yeah. i mean -- yeah. >> jimmy: okay. why the allergic reaction picture of will smith? [ laughter ] >> i think it's just organic. like, everybody that have seen that movie remembers that scene when he had the allergic reaction and was drinking benadryl like a kid. >> jimmy: okay, all right, all right. the season is about half over, right? the celtics are second in the east. >> yeah. >> jimmy: still -- in vegas, still favored to win the nba title. [ cheers ] do you look at stuff like that? >> no. >> jimmy: will you guarantee right now that you will repeat this season? [ laughter ] >> i hope so. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: i want to get your -- you have a signature shoe. a jordan shoe, in fact. [ cheers ] that is your shoe. how much do you have to do with the shoe? are you involved in designing the shoe? >> it's a very detailed process. >> jimmy: does it have to be green because of the celtics or what? >> there's a different color ways. so basically i may have different color ways and tell a different story. like these are called the six man. this is me showing appreciation to the fans in boston. they're the sixth man that helps us. >> jimmy: gotcha, all right. [ cheers and applause ] this little guy on your shoe right here, maybe the most important guy in the history of the nba. do you know him well? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. when did you meet him? what kind of experiences have you had with him? >> i've met m.j. in 2019, when i first was introduced to the brand and i first signed over.

and i met him in paris. >> jimmy: you met him in paris, wow. that's kind of a big deal just to start. what, like at a dinner or something like that? >> it was like a jordan brand retreat. they had a bunch of athletes. it was a big event that they used to do in the summer, before covid. it was my first introduction to everybody on the team. it was like a welcome to the family moment. >> jimmy: it was, wow, wow. that had to be a big deal for you, huh? >> till i ruined it. >> jimmy: how did you ruin it? >> so, the same day i met him and i announced that i was signing the jordan brand, later that evening they had a dinner for all the athletes. and i walk in, i was still -- i think i just turned 21. it was m.j., his wife, and spike lee sitting at the table. my table was over there. and i just wanted to go introduce myself again and go sit down. i was so nervous. my hands were shaking. and i go to shake his hand, and i knock over his wine glass. and i spill it everywhere. and i break the glass. and i'm speechless.

he was super cool about it. because that's probably happened to him a thousand times. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. can i make a suggestion? i'm not in charge of the shoes. maybe the next one could have a wine stain on it. [ laughter ] you know, on the jordan logo. something to think about. >> possible. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the celtics play the clippers tomorrow and the lakers on thursday. again, if you just take it a little bit easy, it's been a really tough month so far. [ laughter ] okay? jayson tatum, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with the milk carton kids and vera sola.

>> jimmy: thanks to sterling k. brown and jayson tatum. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, you can see them at the l.a. folk festival march 22nd and 23rd. here with the song “waiting again,” the milk carton kids and vera sola! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ turn on the lights before you go i want to watch you close the door ♪

♪ i want to know just how you hold yourself when i'm not with you anymore ♪ ♪ leave the lights on when you go i want to watch you walk away ♪ ♪ oh though it hurts to be alone i'm so much better off this way ♪ ♪ when they're on again i see how long i'd been there in the dark ♪ ♪ how every time i thought you near you were already gone ♪

♪ and i was waiting for you waiting for you waiting for you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ so leave the lights on when you say goodbye i want to know you're gone for good this time ♪ ♪ if you return you'll see the lights inside

but i won't be home ♪ ♪ no i won't be home i won't be home ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. tonight, wendy williams. i feel like i am in prison. the growing online movement to end the court appointed guardianship of the one time self-proclaimed queen of all media. >> free, wendy williams. >> she should be able to enjoy her life the way she wants to enjoy her life. >> sparked by williams breaking her