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with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. how you doing? welcome, welcome. i appreciate it. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here at our headquarters in the heart of hollywood, as wildfires continue to burn at both ends of our city. last night was mercifully not as windy as they predicted it would be. but we are not out of the woods yet. thousands of los angelenos remain under evacuation orders and warnings. for those of you here in our studio audience please don't be alarmed if you smell smoke. snoop dogg was here last night. [ laughter ] it usually takes around 48 hours
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to air things out. last night, we talked about the way our community and the country and even other countries have rallied around us. every one of us who lives here has been hearing from friends, family, former classmates, you name it. lots of people have been checking in. and the sentiment overall is we are grateful, for sure. we appreciate it. but some of the outreach has been weird. [ laughter ] for instance, one of our writers, josh, as he was being ordered to evacuate his house, got this message from his father in florida. "note: the bad air harkens back to mid 20th century days when smog was a big issue. have a nice weekend." [ laughter ] oh, thank you for that tidbit of dad history. another one of our writers, danny, has been getting updates from his aunt and uncle, who live in la canada, close to the eaton fire. "edison" -- that's the power company -- "promised to get our
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poor back up by noon but as of 2:00 p.m. still not on. we got lunch from an italian deli. a nice 'hot lunch' for dave (1/2 meatball sandwich). there was an edison guy in the deli trying to feed his crew. he ordered 12 sandwiches!" [ laughter ] one of our tv watchers got this from her aunt. "checking in to see how you're doing down there?" "i'm doing well!" the fire closest to my apartment is contained now and i'm staying at a friend's house. hope you're doing well! thanks for checking in!" and her aunt wrote, "we are doing great! in the bahamas." [ laughter ] [ applause ] here's another one. it happened to be one of our writers' birthday. his friend from florida wrote, "happy birthday!" "penis are safe and ok!" "omg." "i don't know why it wrote penis when i was typing hope." [ laughter ] well, in many cultures the penis -- in florida, it's a symbol of hope for sure. [ laughter ] and we got this from one of our assistant editors, kevin. kevin was in the middle of evacuating. his mom, who knew he was mid-flee, wrote, "my first special sandwich. lactose-free cream cheese, sliced english cucumbers, fresh dill, roasted red pepper, eggplant, and garlic spread,
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sprinkled with herbs on organic sprouted, whole-grain bread!" [ laughter ] you'd think a text about a sandwich like that would come from l.a.! that might be the most l.a. text ever sent. to anyone, ever. [ laughter ] but we thank you for checking in. we know the intention is good. but at the moment, we're jamming our high school yearbooks into our frunks. [ laughter ] yesterday we set up a donation center in our parking lot here at the show. our staff has been donating and receiving donations of diapers, baby food, socks, underwear, water, toiletries. all the essentials. we sent two cargo vans full of stuff out today to help those displaced by the fires in altadena and the pacific palisades. we are right on the corner of hollywood and highland if you have something to share. we're collecting from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 pm every day this week. we got a lot of stuff. from a lot of people. thank you. so many people are pitching in to help. [ cheers and applause ] including a lot of local chefs
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and restaurateurs, many working with world central kitchen, are feeding first responders and victims of the fires. all over the city. two of those chefs are in pasadena right now. kim prince and greg dulan are feeding people out of their dulanville food truck. there they are. [ cheers and applause ] hi, kim and greg. >> how you doing? >> jimmy: how are you? >> doing great. >> just fine. >> jimmy: you came up from crenshaw to pasadena to help out? i heard you've been making food since 5:00 a.m. >> that's right, we started 5:00 this morning, didn't we? >> sure did. >> jimmy: what are you making? it looks like you've got good stuff painted on the side of the truck. >> we wanted to bring our delicious soul food from los angeles, crenshaw to altadena and pasadena. so we've been serving our delicious fried chicken, corn bread muffins, collard greens, mac and cheese, a good home-cooked meal. >> jimmy: that looks really, really good. i have to say. what can we do to help you and other chefs like you? to feed people?
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>> sign up through world central kitchen online. contact our restaurant. we need lots of help. we need helping hands. people who know how to work in commercial kitchens is helpful. and then we need water. families need shelter still. there's a lot of families all spread out, breaking up to stay at auntie's house, nana's house. they need shelter. contact world central kitchen. >> jimmy: thank you so much for all you're doing. food looks great. kim prince and greg dulan. [ cheers and applause ] if you want to help them help go to wck.org. you know, as if the fires weren't enough, we also have a lot of misinformation running around. some of it is absolutely nuts. my brother was at the market near his neighborhood, which is a fire and evacuation zone. he started talking to a lady in line who honestly believed that diddy started the fires. [ laughter ] diddy, who is in prison in new york, somehow managed to start this. and she believed it.
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i was like, where did she get this? guess what? it came from tiktok. [ laughter ] there's a story going around on tiktok that says the fires were started on purpose by "the elites" to destroy p. diddy's pedophile escape tunnels. because they're evidence. this is something real people believe. never mind the fact that if you look at a map, you will see that these bonehead "elites" somehow managed to burn everything but diddy's house. [ laughter ] i don't know if they're closing in on him or what the plan is, but thank god fire isn't fueled by stupid or this country would be one giant olympic torch. [ applause ] the special counsel today released his report on donald trump's effort to overturn the results of the election in 2020. it's a mountain of evidence that details the unconstitutional and criminal behavior we all already knew he did when we re-elected him. the special counsel uncovered so much evidence, they had to split the report into two volumes like
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cher's autobiography. [ laughter ] nothing will come of it, they're throwing parties next week. we're less than a week away from trump's return to office. we're getting details about the festivities. trump will attend not one but three balls and a parade. they announced that trump's famous garbage truck will be part of the parade. can't think of a better metaphor for the next four years than that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the lineup of entertainers is notably more impressive than last time around. last time, the biggest act was three doors down. this time, carrie underwood is scheduled to sing. hopefully, that song about the guy who cheats. [ laughter ] there will also be performances from rascal flatts, kid rock, and waka flaka flame. it's like trump found his old ipod nano from 2004, hit shuffle, and whoever came up got invited. also on the bill -- the headliners, in fact -- are the remaining members of the village people which is one guy, victor willis, who is the cop.
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in the village people. and is apparently not gay. what you talkin' about willis? [ laughter ] being the straight member of the village people is like being the one guy in zz top without a beard. [ laughter ] strange. but victor willis has had enough of this. he has threatened to sue anyone who refers to the song "ymca" as a gay anthem. so from now on, we can't call it a gay anthem. we will call it the gayest anthem of all time. [ cheers and applause ] listen, first of all, it came from an album called "cruisin'." okay? [ laughter ] they made the video for the song in front of the most famous leather bar of the 1970s, the ramrod. [ laughter ] their other songs, if you go through their greatest hits collection, are "fire island," "key west," "san francisco," "i'm a cruiser," "hot cop," "in the navy," and "macho man." what do those titles have in common? all cool ways to pick up chicks!
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that's what. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i hate to say -- i mean, it is fun to know that elon musk is paid a billion dollars for front row seats at a village people concert. [ laughter ] there they are, donald and melania on a walk together. [ laughter ] the main event in washington today was the confirmation hearing of trump's nominee for secretary of defense, former weekend "fox & friends" co-host pete hegseth. the hearing started at 9:30 this morning. or, as pete calls it, happy hour. [ laughter ] hegseth was hammered by democrats on the senate armed services committee who argued that he should be disqualified based on accounts of excessive drinking and allegations of sexual misconduct, which are two of the qualities trump looks for in a nominee. [ laughter ] hegseth says it was all made up to discredit him. that includes this line of questions from virginia senator tim kaine. >> one of your colleagues said you got drunk at an event, at a bar, and chanted "kill all
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muslims." another said you took coworkers to a strip club, drunk, tried to dance with strippers, had to be held off the stage. and one of your employees in that event filed a sexual harassment charge as a result of it. you claim this was all anonymous. we have seen records with names attached to all of these, including the name of your own mother. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: wait, his mother was at the strip club? [ laughter ] this guy, pete hegseth, among his many disqualifying attributes, was reportedly forced out of two different veteran nonprofit groups after allegations of sexual impropriety, personal misconduct, and financial mismanagement. in other words, just the dude you want in charge of an $800 billion budget and the security of the free world. but these republican senators are so scared of donald trump they've been circle jerking the wagons around him. [ laughter ] none more so than markwayne mullin of oklahoma, who did not do much to help head off the stereotype about people named "markwayne."
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>> you haven't seen it because i know you have. and how many senators do you know have got a divorce for cheating on their wives? did you ask them to step down? no. but it's for show. you guys make sure you make a big show and point out the hypocrisy because the man's made a mistake. and you want to set there and say he's not qualified? give me a joke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, you got so close. [ laughter ] sticking the landing is the hardest part. [ laughter ] >> it is so ridiculous that you guys hold yourself as this higher standard and forget you've got a big plank in your eye. we've all made mistakes. i've made mistakes. and jennifer, thank you for loving him through that mistake. only reason i'm here and not in prison is because my wife loved me, too. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] what does that mean? i looked it up. i have no idea what he's talking about.
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did she keyster a nail file into a conjugal visit? [ laughter ] if i was in that room, i'd say "never mind hegseth, let's find out more about markwayne!" and his wife. [ laughter ] while we're on the subject of devoted brides, melania made an appearance on "fox & friends" announcing that she has plans to reboot "be best." >> will you continue with your platform, be best? >> i will continue with be best and also expand be best. i started the first -- in the first administration, i didn't have much support from anyone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gee, i wonder why that was? nobody rallied around an anti-bullying campaign from the woman married to the biggest bully in american history. but you know what they say, if at first you can't be best, be even bester the next time. [ laughter ] >> hello, america, united states, it is me, first lady
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melania trump, back in white house, ready to protect the children from antibully campaign. we rocket america with be best. and now we make number two, be even more best, yes, best at folding arms, best at wearing hat, best at holding book, best at saying word "book," best at disappearing. ha ha, where i go? best at making big sons, best at [ bleep ] christmas things, and best at renegotiating prenup. america, let's us make 2025 even more best, the best best we can be. yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, slovenia. we have a fun show tonight. from "baby reindeer," jessica gunning is here. we have music from neal francis. and we'll be right back with bill burr!
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zero" comes out march 14th. neal francis. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by tim allen and nicole byer, with music from maggie rose. please join us. our first guest is just the man we need at a time like this. he's one of the funniest guys in the whole world, with a new stand-up comedy special. "drop dead years" premieres march 14th on hulu, and on march 10th, he makes his broadway debut in "glengarry glen ross." please welcome bill burr. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: good to see you, you had to evacuate your home? >> yes, like most people. i got lucky and winds moved, but the fire was coming. i got lucky and i think everybody did a great job,
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unlike the internet. >> jimmy: right? [ applause ] >> all these fire experts, why didn't you fly a helicopter into the ocean? i don't know, it was 100-knot winds? you want to do that at night, you [ bleep ] lunatic? [ laughter ] this was definitely mismanaged! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the big word we're hearing now. >> mismanaged. like some idiot on the internet knows how to manage the worst fire in l. ax, sitting there in his underwear. "you know what, looking at the footage on the internet, i have determined that this here was mismanaged." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know about helicopters because i remember, interesting thinking about it now, because you said -- >> i don't know [ bleep ] about it, other than the one i fly. other than that i don't know anything about it. if you're on the internet, you [ bleep ] know everything. [ laughter ] sorry. >> jimmy: you said you got your
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pilot's license, so in case all hell broke loose in l.a., you could get out of l.a. did you ever think to make a run for the helicopter? >> the error in my thought, didn't realize how expensive helicopters were. [ laughter ] all i have is a two-seater and i didn't want to have to make sophie's choice with my family. [ laughter ] so we all piled into the suv like everybody else. no, man, guys out clearing trees, getting wires back up. it was the perfect awful thing that could have happened, and it did. and i love how all the chatter out there is about bands of illegal immigrants and homeless people lighting fires. they light fires every day, they're living outside, they're [ bleep ] cold. this theory some homeless guy without a car went from altadena to the pacific palisades. we have a hang glider? [ laughter ] talking about looting, but cnn and fox news are not going to bring up the insurance companies keeping everybody's premiums and
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still get themselves a bonus. [ cheers and applause ] yes! free luigi! [ laughter ] i love how they acted surprised. why did that happen? i have no -- he wrote on the bullet is why it happened. >> jimmy: back to luigi, okay. >> i never left luigi. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how is bill burr, the father, husband, in an emergency situation? >> i don't know. i'm all right. when big stuff happens, i get ridiculously calm. my achilles heel is little things. if the house was going to be on fire, i would be like, you know, be cool to not own anything. just go into that mode. opportunity to build a dream house with the money i no longer have. i would think like that. but little things, i flip out at. if i go to make toast and it burns, who the [ bleep ] is changing the settings?
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[ laughter ] what i realized, i just realized this backstage is what it is. i learned as a kid, when big things are happening, keep your mouth shut or the big thing comes at you. i flip out over the little things because i'm emoting about that in this. i don't make sense to anybody in my house, dad, it's toast, what is the big deal? well, i would tell you what the big deal is so it's too sad, so we'll just keep it on the toast. [ laughter ] i literally just learned that backstage, talking to somebody, trying to figure out what to say out here. >> jimmy: you're introspective lately. based on watching the special, it does seem like you're getting in touch with your emotions. am i imagining that? >> no, i learned i'm difficult to live with. [ laughter ] you have a wife and kids and see your behavior affect them, you have to stop playing the blame game. i don't want to go through my whole life a lunatic.
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there was thing of east coast people, don't lose your edge. don't want to lose your edge, don't go getting happy. [ laughter ] i think that's the point of the game. stay miserable so you're still funny. it's one of the big myths in comedy. what's great, if you were angry and become happier, you can revisit the same subjects with a different perspective of hey, maybe it was me. maybe i brought something to the table. maybe i overreacted, whatever. >> jimmy: did you hear from a lot of friends in massachusetts when the fires were happening? >> i heard from close friends really quickly. then other people were sort of continuing to check in, three, four days. at that point they just want gossip. obviously -- if after four days you don't know my house burned down, you're not my friend. if you're just checking in to be like, did you see anybody on
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fire? [ laughter ] any way they could get a mudslide to put it out? >> jimmy: are you kids aware of what's going on? how old are they? >> about to be 8 and 4 1/2. so they -- yeah, they are but i don't think they understand the magnitude. we don't have the news on in the house. you know what i mean? disney movies are bad enough with one parent dying every time. [ laughter ] you don't need to put the news on. i know that happened to walt, but why do we all have to pay the price? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we don't want the kids to see the fires, put on "bambi." [ laughter ] >> elizabeth: >> oh, yeah. it gets better. it gets better. >> jimmy: do you watch the disney movies with your kids? what do you watch with them? >> i've watched lighter stuff with my daughter because she has the female brain, more evolved. and my son, swear to god, i watch "kojak" with him, a cop show from the '70s.
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i had an amazing bonding moment with my son last year when he was 3. cop show from the '70s. anybody who isn't white is running down an alley with a knife, right? [ laughter ] so there's this puerto rican actor in the prime of his life wearing a silk shirt flying down the alley like a sprinter. a lot of people don't know this. telly tavalos' brother stavos was on the show. he's this fat bastard. they have him chasing this puerto rican dude. flying down the alley. my 3-year-old son watching. this puerto rican dude flies by. my friend, 3 years old, just watching tv, going -- and we both just started laughing. oh, my god, he already knows a fat guy running is funny.
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means? >> drop dead years, it's the age i'm at. i'm 56 years old, which is too young to die of natural causes, but it's not too young to drop dead. [ laughter ] i know, which is weird. but in the special i say how dropping dead is a uniquely male experience. you don't see women just grabbing their hearts at brunch and face-planting into whatever the hell they eat at brunch. [ laughter ] but men all the time. dropping out of golf carts, you know? [ laughter ] the amount of guys that die of heart attacks on golf courses, still no defibrillators, it's everything that can kill you. booze, candy, stuff. people smoking a lot of cigars. lost a lot of friends along the way. sort of a nod to that. you know, comedy. >> jimmy: yeah, it's funny, you're right, thinking about it, i don't know if it's that women don't drop dead or we just care more about them so don't use that terminology when they die. >> i don't think --
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>> jimmy: you think it's just dropping? >> if your wife's friend dropped dead, you'd never hear the end of it. [ laughter ] "it just reminds me of when cheryl died." "it was two years ago, when are you going to get over this this" then say the dumb stuff, more of my friends have died than yours, you say that, god, why did i do that? that is something i have learned, learned how to win an argument. >> jimmy: you have? >> if you're right. if you're wrong, got to apologize, but if you're right, don't argue with them, let them win. let it end on that last psycho thing they said that had nothing to do with the argument, let it sit on that, don't take the bait. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like a good prosecutor. >> saying psycho stuff with nothing to do with it, they know they're wrong. [ laughter ] then they're trying to get you to say something worse and then they switch the narrative. >> jimmy: ah. >> like, i know i did this but
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you shouldn't have said that. so you've just got to sit there. >> jimmy: great advice. >> they bring up your family, jimmy. they go low. let them say it, just nod. [ laughter ] it's weird. it's weird. >> jimmy: wise. >> all of a sudden you're holding the sword, you have the power. you don't know what to do with it, what is this thing? >> jimmy: you share a lot of solid wisdom in the special. and there were a couple of things. i was like, oh, i know a guy i need to show this to, and not for jokes, for serious advice. also, speaking of serious, you're going to be on broadway, which is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] is this something, one of those things you always wanted to do? >> not something i always wanted to do. you know. i had a bunch of other dreams that didn't work out. making the nfl, being a pro drummer. all of that stuff went. but comedian made it, along the way i started taking acting classes because stand-up led to
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acting work, and i fell in love with acting. i got to new york, saw "true west" with john c. reilly and philip seymour hoffman. rest his soul. and i was just like, this is unbelievable, and i was like, i would like to do this someday. then it was funny. two years ago, 54, 55, i guess that's not happening, boo-hoo, i got to tell jokes for a living, i'm fine with it. i had to let go of it. all of a sudden, hey, do you want to do broadway? it worked out. >> jimmy: doing it with bob odenkirk. >> michael mckean, kieran culkin, i don't know who else, i'm trying to memorize the lines. those are all heavy hitters. but it's, you know -- it's not really a nerve-racking thing because these guys are all so good. you know, my character comes in late, comes out -- goes out early. >> jimmy: all right. >> waves at the end, kind of an easy gig. >> jimmy: great to see you. the special is very funny. bill burr, "drop dead years" premieres march 14th on hulu, and "glengary glen ross" on
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our next guest won an emmy and a golden globe for her work in the very popular limited series "baby reindeer." it is streaming on netflix now. please welcome jessica gunning. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you for coming. it's very good to have you here. >> thank you for having me, what a treat. >> jimmy: you're so good in "baby reindeer." [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's a show i didn't watch right when it came out, but so many people were like yelling at me to watch it. "you got to watch it!" "all right!" and we did. i would imagine that for you, this has got to be, as far as your personal life goes, such a tremendous thing. overnight you've become somebody that everybody knows. maybe even fears?
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>> maybe. [ laughter ] occasionally, screaming on the street. i've been acting in the uk for 17-odd years, so occasionally before "baby reindeer" came out people would notice me in a few things. i also have one of those faces that looks like jeanette from accounts. [ laughter ] people come up, "hi, how's the family?" i'm like, "good." [ laughter ] but after "baby reindeer" people started to come up. in the supermarket in london a few weeks after "baby reindeer" came out and this lady said, "how do i know you?" usually i'd say, "it's me, janette from accounts." [ laughter ] no. i usually go i don't know. but for some reason i went i am an actor. what have you been in? this show, "baby reindeer" on netflix. have you seen it? no. and i was like, oh. [ laughter ] and i said have you seen -- i started to go through it, it was busy.
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people are going past. "what kind of thing are you into, crime? law and order uk?" may as well have brought my cv. "do you know this?" then she said, did you go to this high school? yes. you were in my son's year. >> jimmy: did you remember the son? >> now if they say how do i know you? i say home firth high school. >> jimmy: you've been in all these award shows. an emmy and golden globe, as i mentioned. [ cheers and applause ] amongst all these people who are, many of them, household names, people you recognize immediately, competing against them, they're your peers now, must be strange as well. >> crazy, yeah. >> jimmy: meeting these people. kathy bates presented you. >> yes, with the emmy and golden globe, can you believe that, yeah. the most famous stalker in the world. [ laughter ]
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so it was like -- sheaves one of the reasons i wanted to be an actress also. it meant a lot to me. >> jimmy: yes, both are stalkers. >> is she here now? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's hiding behind -- passed you the stalker torch in many ways. >> maybe. >> jimmy: at the golden globes, correct me if any of this is wrong, you said something to the effect of, you haven't felt like this since you got a hamster when you were a kid. [ laughter ] >> what i kind of meant, there's a video when i was little and my mum and dad got me a pet hamster, i kept saying i can't believe this is happening to me. and that kind of voice, ever since "babe reindeer's" come out, that is a little soundtrack. i can't believe any -- like this. i can't believe this is happening to me. if i woke up tomorrow and it was 11th of april, the day "babe reindeer" came out, oh, that makes sense, it was all a dream, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and the hamster is not still with us? >> certainly not. >> jimmy: what was the hamster's name?
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>> the hamster was called tale." at the funeral i sang the song. [ laughter ] and i found out later my mum had put him in the bin. it was awful. had a funeral for just a box. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? i mean, really. you can't have them cremated, you know. not going to bury him at the vatican. then we have a photograph that you were kind enough to bring. >> there we are. >> jimmy: how old are you? >> probably 10. yeah, look at that. hat, and bum bag, you say fanny pack. and a rucksack. so i was really prepared for i don't know what. >> jimmy: this is exactly what i looked like as i evacuated my home. [ laughter ] exactly. and is fievel in there? >> might be. yeah. >> jimmy: this is pre or post? >> post, yeah. >> jimmy: what kind of kid were you?
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interested in acting at this young age? >> must have been. i used to be my own imaginary friend, kind of strange. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on, i'm trying to figure it out. you were your own imaginary friend? not really imaginary. >> used to go away, put this cap on, come back out, be malcolm for a bit. >> jimmy: to who? >> my parents. you know. the way they'd know, i said to them, did i put a character on or an accent? all i did was call them their first name and have the cap on. i'd play a bit. wasn't adventurous or different but me but malcolm. [ laughter ] i would go away, take the cap off, they'd be like, "you just missed malcolm." i'd be like, "oh, man, that guy." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that was cute, they liked it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you do it at school? no? >> sometimes i think -- that's how i would like. i would catch my parents looking at me going off to school, is everything okay at school?
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are you being bullied? i'd be like, no. they'd look at me like, how? [ laughter ] how are you not? see ya! you know. >> jimmy: you think the message was if we were in school with you -- >> we would bully you. >> jimmy: for sure. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you're nominated for a s.a.g. award, a critics choice award. [ cheers and applause ] you're going to need another -- what do you khalfani packs again? >> bum bag. >> jimmy: you need more to take the awards home. that's exciting. >> it is. >> jimmy: you're nominated alongside cate blanchett, who you worked with at one time. >> yeah, we did a play together back in 2018. >> jimmy: what was the play you did together? >> in real life, i would get to work with cate blanchett if she was the queen and i was maid servant number three. [ laughter ] but in london doing a play, "when we have sufficiently tortured each other."
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>> jimmy: "when we have sufficiently tortured each other"? we don't have titles like that here. >> i know. >> jimmy: it's a very british thing. >> british thing, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we always like it, we just don't do it. >> don't have them, yeah, yeah. but it was surreal. on the first day of rehearsals, the director said as you know, we decided to set this play in an s&m game. and i was like, huh? i thought it was abstract. they were like, so your character had a threesome with cate and stephen dillane. it's the surrealest play i've been part of. >> jimmy: you had a threesome with them? >> in our characters' backstory. >> jimmy: backstory, okay, all right. that's different. how was the play received? >> one of those plays that friends came to see it. and i'd say -- obviously we have this thing, s and m game. they were like, "oh, right ""that wasn't clear?" "no." or they'd come and go, "the set was great."
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oh, no, one of those. but cate is one of the best in the world. >> jimmy: so are you. i mean, listen. you got the awards to prove it. [ cheers and applause ] the show, if you haven't seen it, "baby reindeer," it's on netflix. jessica gunning, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jessica. we'll be back with neal francis.
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>> jimmy: thanks to bill burr and jessica gunning. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album "return to zero" is out march 14th. here with the song "what's left of me," neal francis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ it was just you and me together at home you were my best friend we were never alone ♪ ♪ i couldn't foresee how things would complicate my life ♪ ♪ now i'm on a plane to tokyo i just go where they're telling me
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to go ♪ ♪ i'll call you later maybe i don't know i'm out of my mind ♪ ♪ of all that i had you're number one there's so many things that need to get done ♪ ♪ remember the dreams we had that seemed so sure to pass now those dreams are just a memory ♪ ♪ it's not a life without you next to me i'm just a shell of who i used to be ♪ ♪ i'm losing my mind i'm right where i need to be ♪ ♪ can you love what's left of me i'm right where i need to be ♪ ♪
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♪ whether there's sun or whether there's rain out on the road it's always the same ♪ ♪ another hotel another long and lonely drive ♪ ♪ i thought i'd have the time to make a call it's not because i don't love you at all ♪ ♪ i swear to god it's not my fault catch you next time ♪ ♪ i'm right where i need to be can you love what's left of me ♪ ♪ i'm right where i need to be ahh ahh ♪ ♪ as soon as i get home i'm gonna make us whole ♪
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♪ i'll admit that i was wrong we'll laugh the whole night through ♪ ♪ just like we used to do ahh ah ♪ ♪ but now i'm on a plane to mexico i just go where they're telling me to go ♪ ♪ i'll call you later maybe i don't know there's not enough time ♪ ♪ i'm right where i need to be can you love what's left of me ♪ ♪ i'm right where i need to be can you love what's left of me ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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