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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here at our headquarters in the golden state of california. we had a little bit of rain. just enough to put out the fires, but not so much to cause mudslides. which is good news, and even better news, we got some news last night. we will never have problems with fire again thanks to a stroke of the sharpie from president donald j. trump, who announced last night, "the united states military just entered the great state of california and, under emergency powers, turned on the water flowing abundantly from

the pacific northwest and beyond." [ laughter ] "the days of putting a fake environmental argument over the people are over. enjoy the water, california!" [ laughter ] thank you, we will. guillermo, fetch me my slip 'n slide, the water is back on! >> guillermo: yeah, sure! >> jimmy: here's the question. do you think he actually believes this happened or does he think we're so dumb, we believe it happened? [ laughter ] it's incredible. the minute i saw his post, i ran to my sink, turned it on, and water came gushing out! [ laughter ] i let it spray and danced around like i was shakira! [ laughter ] unfortunately, the party poopers over at the california department of water resources ruined all the fun. they wrote, "the military did not enter california." [ laughter ] "the federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. state water supplies in southern california remain plentiful." oh yeah, right. just because it's raining, they turn the pumps off for "maintenance"!

how convenient that is! [ laughter ] has a president ever been in a twitter feud with a department of water before? [ laughter ] i don't think so. this is such a weird new twist, the whole thing. the military did not enter california. we don't have a water shortage. the pumps they turned on, don't even connect to the l.a. water system. and the governor's office released a statement that said, "attempts to connect water management in northern california to local wildfire fighting in los angeles have zero factual basis. california continues to pump as much water as it did under the previous trump administration's policies, and operations to move water south through the delta have absolutely nothing to do with the local fire response in los angeles." but don't say any of that to trump's new press secretary. >> would you clarify what the military's role was, where the water came from, and how it got there? >> the army corps of engineers has been on the ground in california to respond to the devastation from these wildfires. and i would point out that just days after president trump

visited the devastation from these fires, the water was turned on. that is because of the pressure campaign he put on state and local officials there, who clearly lack all common sense. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, clearly. so clearly, it's invisible. [ laughter ] this might be worse than when he made sean spicer say he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history. [ laughter ] whether or not the u.s. military entered california and turned the water on is not a matter of debate. this is not liberal versus conservative. it didn't happen, okay? [ laughter ] but no one calls him on it. yesterday, trump was in miami, for the annual house republican retreat, which is being held at his hotel, coincidentally, where he warned lawmakers of the gop of a very serious threat. >> you've all heard of scarface. he had a scar for a reason. he didn't play games but he was scarface. nobody called him scarface to his face. [ laughter ] they said, "wow, you look great today."

[ laughter ] "gee, who does that remind you of, anyone? "sir, your hair looks great and everyone in l.a. is really loving that waterspout you got us, that's for sure." [ laughter ] trump has now been president for eight days. i'm not kidding, it's only been eight days. [ laughter ] i've aged nine and a half years. i've had three grandchildren since january 20th. [ laughter ] anyway, after one long week of work, yesterday it was time to take a break and hit the links. here he is at his golf course in doral. i thought all federal employees were supposed to be in their office now, but trump claims -- he says golf is his exercise, which is how i learned that golf isn't exercise. [ laughter ] i have no problem with this, by the way. i want him to play golf every day. 36 holes. from dawn to dusk! [ laughter ] keep the man busy. he's so full of himself right now. he's even started joking that he might try to wrangle a third term. >> i've raised a lot of money for the next race that i assume i can't use for myself, but i'm not 100% sure, because --

[ laughter ] i don't know, i think i'm not allowed to run again, i'm not sure. am i allowed to run again, mike? i better not get you involved in that argument. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's our next president right there. [ laughter ] [ applause ] iron president mike. trump's ego was out of control the first time around. this time he's got a bunch of of knob-gobblers buffing his ball sac 24/7 -- [ laughter ] trying to impress him with how much they love him. you remember when he pitched the idea of his own face being added to mount rushmore to kristi noem, who was the governor of south dakota at that time, and she laughed? which was the appropriate response, she thought he was kidding. well that was years ago, since then, trump has so many new felonies under his belt, which is why a congresswoman named anna paulina luna from florida, of course, has officially introduced legislation to put president trump's face on mount rushmore. she says, "his remarkable accomplishments for our country

and the success he will continue to deliver deserve the highest recognition and honor on this iconic national monument. let's get carving." [ laughter ] that's right, we must waste no time immortalizing our glorious leader's numerous chins in stone. [ laughter ] it's gonna be great a hundred years from now when kids on field trips ask their teacher, "who's the one with the combover?" [ laughter ] tribute-wise, mt. rushmore seems a bit premature, doesn't it? but it is an enormous, very popular idea among those who can't name three of the four people on mount rushmore. [ laughter ] where would they even put him? mount rushmore is too crowded as it is i mean, look at these two! they have to spend the next 100 years now. i don't know what happened to that wall he was so hot on building. i guess he forgot about that. but during the campaign, trump promised to build an "impenetrable dome," around the country. not unlike the one he tries to hide with aqua net and propecia. [ laughter ]

trump signed an executive order to create an "iron dome," to protect us from ballistic and hypersonic missiles and other missiles trump learned about half-watching "top gun" on his plane. [ laughter ] he's been in office for a week, "jabba the pizza hut" is already building a death star. [ laughter ] a dome like that makes sense for a country like israel, which is surrounded by enemies. it doesn't make sense for the united states, surrounded by canada and mexico. of course, the way trump's been going, canada and mexico may start firing missiles at us, we don't know. [ laughter ] there's a lot of unrest as trump cozies up to dictators and as a result, the annual reading of what they call the doomsday clock has us closer to the end of the world than ever before. >> we thus move the clock forward. it is now 89 seconds to midnight. this is the closest the world has ever been to midnight.

>> jimmy: okay, then why are you using a clock you got at homegoods? [ laughter ] why is the end of the world being measured on a mom clock they got on the clearance table at marshalls? it's 89 seconds to midnight on a clock that has a second hand the size of a two by four. [ laughter ] and we've got drones to worry about, too. there have been new reports of more mysterious drone activity over new york, new jersey, pennsylvania, virginia, and delaware. people keep asking me, "what do you think of those drones?" as if i know anything about drones. i can't even work a drone. my mother bought me a drone for christmas, i took it out of the box, charged it, put it back in the box, and that's where it remains forever. [ laughter ] you know what i think the drones are? i'll tell you what they are. divorced dads enjoying the only hobby they have left. [ laughter ] what a coincidence, that aliens decided to start hovering over suburban neighborhoods at the exact time drones became a popular christmas present. [ laughter ] isn't that something? this drone mystery is something trump promised to look into, and he criticized the biden administration. he said they were holding back

information. but now, i guess he did look into it, because we got a definitive answer from the white house today. >> i do have news directly from the president of the united states that was just shared with me in the oval office from president trump directly. an update on the new jersey drones. after research and study, the drones that were flying over new jersey in large numbers were authorized to be flown by the faa for research and various other reasons. >> jimmy: oh, case closed, then, i guess? [ laughter ] they're for research and various other reasons. i bet all you conspiracy goofs feel pretty stupid right now, don't you? [ laughter ] the new jersey drones would be a great triple-a baseball team. wouldn't it? [ laughter ] that, by the way, was the new white house press secretary karoline leavitt. she's 27 years old. she's the youngest press secretary ever. she's married to a much older real estate mag gate, which you know. in that case, you're hired. [ laughter ] leavitt is now the ringleader at

the white house, where she promised a new, and more circus-like atmosphere going forward. >> we welcome independent journalists, podcasters, social media influencers, and content creators to apply for credentials to cover this white house. and you can apply now on our now website, whitehouse.gov/newmedia. >> jimmy: all right. now i'll take one question from f-jerry and two from the rizzler. [ laughter ] guillermo, fill out that form, you're our new reporter from euunivision or something. this is going to be interesting. they're about to open the white house, to pro-trump influencers, and content creators. maybe even people like this. >> i'm randy quaid, and this is my wife, evie. i help media giants news corp and warner brothers entertainment earn well over $1 billion for the films

"independence day" and "christmas vacation." what did i get in return? a warner brothers exec, bruce berman, stole my house. warner brothers had my wife and i falsely arrested six times by tmz. rupert, you want to [ bleep ] me? i'm going to [ bleep ] you. evie? put this on. yeah, rupert! i'm back! >> i'm donald trump, and i approve this message. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i hear he's hosting the oscars next year. while trump was in florida playing golf, the governor of florida, ron desantis, was in washington this weekend to speak at the anti-abortion march for life rally, where he made darn sure everyone in attendance knew where those little white boots of his stand. >> florida is now known as the state where woke goes to die. >> jimmy: florida is the state where everyone goes to die. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

sorry, go on. >> but let me tell you, since we were able to beat amendment 4, florida is not only the place where woke goes to die, it's the place where babies go to live. thank you. >> jimmy: good one, ron, you nailed it again. [ laughter ] remember when he was the big republican hope to beat trump? [ laughter ] yeah. i'm surprised desantis was not at home this weekend. saturday, in case you don't have a fun calendar on your desk, was national florida day. which is a thing. i don't know why it's a thing. [ laughter ] they banned all the history books, so no one knows why it's a thing. [ laughter ] but i feel bad that i missed it. florida is a never-ending source of amusement. to celebrate their essential day baitedly, we put together a montage of all the wonderful things the sunshine state has to offer. >> a florida man arrested today after he drove his pickup truck into the ocean.

>> inside this store you'll find old clothes, used books, did and toys. how about a grenade launcher? >> a person is impersonating law enforcement officers. the truck has "booty patrol" on the side. >> a florida woman named crystal methvin was just arrested for possession of crystal meth. >> 19-year-old edgewater mayor diezel depew dancing while sitting at a table, claims depew was underage drinking in a bar. >> i need alcohol! >> the sheriff says that six officers were hurt during the game and a horse was punched in the head. >> monkeys with herpes on the loose in central florida, and they could bite your kid. >> a florida man hospitalized after he and his grandmother did some coke and then ate a puffer fish. >> authorities say a woman pulled this alligator out of her yoga pants during a traffic

stop. >> at least a half dozen gator attacks this season around the tampa bay area. eric murda is one of those who lived to tell his story. >> do not feed the gators! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: never change, florida, happy day. we've got a fun show for you tonight, noah centineo is here we have music from nessa barrett. and we'll be right back with ringo starr!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. tonight, he's a handsome and talented actor who plays a handsome and talented cia agent on "the recruit." noah centineo is with us. [ cheers and applause ]

then later, she made her television debut right here in 2021. she is back with a new album called "after care," nessa barrett. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by rob mcelhenney and katy perry, with music from simple minds. so please join us for that. our first guest is a knight, and as far as credits go, that's probably all you need. his new country album, produced by t-bone burnett, is called "look up." you can get it now. please welcome ringo starr! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thank you for coming back. it's great to have you here. how are you? >> i'm doing really good, thank you. >> jimmy: are you an american citizen? >> no. >> jimmy: you are not. [ laughter ] >> can you tell by my accent? >> jimmy: are you worried at all? >> no. >> jimmy: you're not, why not? >> why would i be worried? >> jimmy: you know, they're knocking on doors. [ laughter ] >> i'll come to you, and you can save me. >> jimmy: i will be -- i'll throw my body right over you, believe me. [ laughter ] what year did you move to los angeles? >> well, i've had a house here since '76. >> jimmy: okay. >> and -- several houses, not the same house. >> jimmy: right. >> and the house we're in now we've had since 1992. and we actually brought the suitcases and left them here in 2015. >> jimmy: oh, really? okay, all right. >> we lived in three different countries for a long time. >> jimmy: do you drive -- do you drive yourself? >> no, but i do drive.

i drove myself last night to wherever i was going. >> jimmy: so you do sometimes drive yourself. i was wondering what people do when they see you. >> usually they go like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do they ever just use the one finger? [ laughter ] >> no, no, that's the american way. and the other side of the coin, this is the equivalent of the american. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's just how you do it? >> depends which way you go. >> jimmy: americans would never know. you'd think, being very friendly. >> i do photos with people going -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's so interesting that right now, 55 years after you guys broke up, the beatles are nominated for two grammy awards. [ cheers and applause ] right now. >> you know? the beat goes on. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: and this is your first number one album in 50 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> i know. >> jimmy: you've loved country music your whole life? >> i've loved country music, yeah. i love the blues as well. and pop. and motown. >> jimmy: right. >> i like a lot of different music. but you know, i really love country music. and, you know, my life is really great. because this came about, no big plan, by accident in a way. but i had the time to make a left turn occasionally. >> jimmy: is it true you were inspired by beyonce? >> no. [ laughter ] but i did want to call it "be-yon-ce," and they said, "don't think so." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: growing up in liverpool, you listened to these american country -- who would

you listen to? >> hank williams. hank snow. yeah. all those early guys. then it got into willie and everybody and wail lan. >> jimmy: it was a different willie back then. it was a very clean-cut -- >> yeah, yeah. yeah, but it's -- willie's been around longer than i have. so it's willie now. >> jimmy: yeah, right. how long ago did you meet willie? assuming you know. >> i can't remember that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can't remember, yeah. was it when you were with the beatles? did it go back that far? >> no, we met johnny cash. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> when we were the beatles. he came to our last live show. >> jimmy: he did? >> he loved it. >> jimmy: wow, that's -- you met him after the show? >> no, no, because we ran. [ laughter ] no, we ran. at the end of every show, we had to run for the truck or whatever we were getting into that day. >> jimmy: right. you'd be attacked by fans. >> wasn't always a limo. >> jimmy: right.

yeah. so you were unable to meet johnny cash? >> no, no, he hung out with us. >> jimmy: he did? >> when we got there, he hung out with us, then we went on. he ran after us. [ laughter ] and he was just trying to -- "leave them alone!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you ever visit the u.s. before the beatles? like when you were a kid? >> no. first time is '64. >> jimmy: in '64. >> and it was so thrilling. because all the music, loved came from america. it was just -- to be in america. you know, i always use this line, we were flying into new york and it felt like this big octopus caressed our plane down. yeah, and i hadn't smoked dope, either. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: if you think about it, though, that octopus caressing your plane as it touched down is

a terrifying thought, it really is. [ laughter ] did you -- because i know -- i think, i'm not sure, but at that time, there were so many cowboy movies. i know you were a fan of gene autry -- >> gene autry is one of my musical impressions as a lad. we used to have children's movies at the local cinemas, just for kids. usually a cowboy or whatever it was. at the end of it we all turned into pirates or cowboys or whatever. and gene autry -- i don't know, just blew me away. was doing -- ♪ south of the border down mexico way ♪ ♪ ai-yi-yi ♪ it was one of those musical moments. >> did you think of americans, america, as populated mostly by cowboys? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i did. i went to texas. was so surprised it was all built up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this album is produced by the great t-bone burnett.

>> t-bone. >> jimmy: great guy, great producer. whose idea? was this his idea? >> no, that's what i'm trying to tell you. it came about because t-bone and i met each other for many years. bumped into each and i had a lot of parties, he was at every one, and i never invited him once. [ laughter ] he'd come with someone else. anyway, he sent this record, a song for me that was so beautiful. and it was a country track. and i didn't think once he'd be sending me a country track. i thought it would be pop-rock like i'm doing. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> t-bone just came into l.a., and he came over, hi, what's happening? somehow, the conversation was, how many songs have you got? and he goes, nine. [ laughter ] so i thought, well, there's a

breakthrough. would you like to produce my country record? and he said yeah. and we had nine songs already. and we moved the song the other one. there you go. >> jimmy: there you go. the song is called "look up." ringo starr is with us. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by instacart and their cart-mates at heinz and kool-aid. and you saved hundreds. oh, that's nice, with the economy and all. what's the economy? [chuckling] where do we start? what isn't the economy? yes. [ laughter ] uh, it's -- it's so many thing. right. look, all you really need to know is that progressive can save you money without sacrificing quality coverage. you follow? i'll just look it up. hmm. that went well.

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♪ helter skelter ♪ ♪ helter skelter ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: ringo starr is with us. you made a surprise appearance. >> i did, it was so surprising, they asked me a month ago. [ laughter ] i did, and it's always so great to play with them. >> jimmy: can i ask how that works? how do you guys decide what songs you will do? >> he does, it's his show. >> jimmy: he does. >> then he says, okay, these two. and i say, okay. and we go do it. >> jimmy: yeah. and it's fun, it feels like -- >> it's great. >> jimmy: the audience must go nuts. >> you know what's also great? the audience love it. [ cheers and applause ] they just love to see the two of us. >> jimmy: did they -- >> to see the two of us together. te still love it. >> jimmy: did they chase you out to the car? [ laughter ] did you have to run?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: because i think they could catch you now, maybe. [ laughter ] >> i promise you, they couldn't. >> jimmy: they couldn't? >> no. >> jimmy: you've been famous for a very, very long time. >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and there are a lot of stories about you. as you know, there are millions of stories about you. what i like to do is kind of weed through those. you mind if i ask you about the stories and you tell me if they're true or false, if you have any details? is it true you've never eaten pizza? >> i've never had a pizza. never had a pizza. >> jimmy: wow. >> those people in the back go, "what?" or a curry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: crazy. >> well, i'm allergic to several items. >> jimmy: on the pizza. >> pizza, you don't know what they're put income half the time. [ laughter ] or the correspurry. so i'm pretty strict with myself, because it makes me ill immediately. >> jimmy: i used to think you

had the greatest life, and now i realize. [ laughter ] mine is better. >> yeah, yeah. yours is better because you've had a pizza. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: true or false, you know how to crochet? >> i learnt that in hospital. >> jimmy: in the hospital? >> actually learnt to knit. >> jimmy: to knit, okay. >> you know, because i was there for quite a while. so they'd send people in to keep us entertained. i was 13. but the good news was that one of the days this lady came in with maracas, little drum that big. she gave me the drum. point to the red, hit the drum, the yellow -- from that, i only ever wanted to be a drummer. [ cheers and applause ] and i canada it in. i can't now but i was -- i used to knit the first ones i had. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it true that you

own and operate a yellow submarine? >> well, that's sort of a -- i can't opportunity that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't, okay. you were once in a gang? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was the name of the gang? >> the name of the gang was, you've in a again. you come from that neighborhood. >> jimmy: no jackets, none of that stuff? >> no, we didn't really all dress the same. >> jimmy: how did you know who to fight? >> because someone bigger than you would say, we're going here tonight, and we're going to sort it out. >> jimmy: okay. >> then you'd have to fight your way out. >> jimmy: would you fight with weapons or with your fists? >> no, some of them had knives and -- my friend, his name was tommy, had a hammer. he was the hammer man. >> jimmy: wow. >> but you know, he was the hammer man because he carried a hammer. but where i come from, if you did things often enough, you'd be called something. so mine, i started -- my mother loved shiny rings. so i started wearing rings.

and so they suddenly, instead of calling me my real name, richard or ritchie, "hey, rings, what's happening?" so that was the start of the changing of my name. was in liverpool. then we -- i was in a band, the hurricanes, we got a three-month job. we all changed our names. i thought rings, ringo, cowboy, ringo. [ laughter ] ringo starkey. doesn't really work. ringo starr. fabulous. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you were right. the first time you ever smoked weed was with bob dylan? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he gave it to you? >> he didn't personally hand it to me. a friend of his in the room who actually handed it to me. >> jimmy: did you love that experience? >> loved it. >> jimmy: you did, yeah. [ laughter ] >> and -- after we sat around in

that room smoking dope, i came out of that room into the living room of the hotel. and we'd forgotten we ordered room service. [ laughter ] and so this guy came wheeling in a couple of trolleys for the four of us. and it was like, oh, okay, yeah, good, good. [ laughter ] you know, it makes you a little hungry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> serious need of pizza. but there was other stuff. >> jimmy: a box of froot loops. i know you're playing the grand ole opry next month? >> next month. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is something that -- have you been there before? >> i've never been there before. i've played the ryman several times. i was just there to do a special, country special, for cbs. and -- >> jimmy: this is a dream come true, playing the grand ole opry? >> yeah, well, the ryman was such a thrill, because that's

what it was about when i was a lad. you ended up on the ryman. so every time i played there, i just feel connected. >> jimmy: we got you something for next month. and this has kind of been on the spirit -- put up the picture. >> oh, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got you a special -- [ rim shot ] >> so heavy. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] ringo starr, everybody. country music superstar. this is his album, it's called "look up." thank you very much for being here, ringo. we'll be right back with noah centineo! imagine being good to go without daily hiv pills. ♪ good to go binge-watch. ♪ good to go out even later. ♪

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why do i even try to quit? when if i'm going to cave so easily every time. something clicked in my head that told me i can do this? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back from the show. music from nessa barrett is on the way. like the beatles, our next guest has been met by throngs of adoring fans eager to tear off his clothing. the second season of his popular show "the recruit" premieres thursday on netflix. please welcome noah centineo!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: noah, what are you trying to do, make ringo look bad? [ laughter ] he didn't go into the audience. >> i think it's what, my third time maybe? and i've never been able to say hi and go up there. >> jimmy: to touch the audience, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> figured, why not? why not try. >> jimmy: it's always nice. you're wearing what appears -- that is a real candy necklace? >> it is. i get hungry sometimes. [ laughter ] yeah, it's good to have a snack. >> jimmy: where did you get that? i haven't seen one of those in a long time. >> candy store, they got them. >> jimmy: you're going to candy stores? >> sometimes. >> jimmy: you were at wrestling last night, right? >> i was. >> jimmy: in what, atlanta? >> i flew to atlanta, got to see

"wwe monday night raw." >> jimmy: are you a wrestling guy? >> you know, my friends are. >> jimmy: you're not, yeah. >> i think it's actually -- it's actually quite impressive how they do it. >> jimmy: yeah? >> but i never grew up watching. >> you don't have to defend yourself for not liking wrestling, it's okay. [ laughter ] did the beatles mean anything to you as far as -- at your age? because you're a young guy. >> i'm pretty -- young guy, yeah. my household growing up was u2, coldplay, creed. not so say that ringo's not a legend. i'm sorry you've got to talk to me now, not ringo. >> jimmy: we spoke to ringo, we had a nice time, now here you are. >> i was watching, incredible. he's got a country album. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started in acting? >> 8 years old. actually, my sister had, like -- found out there was a modeling

agency that was taking cattle call, i guess, auditions. >> jimmy: your older sister? >> a year and a half older than me. she wanted to go really bad. and i kind of got dragged along. it was just an accident. they convinced me to audition, and i auditioned. >> jimmy: you weren't even there to audition? >> no. >> jimmy: isn't that how it always works? it seems like it is how it always works. >> i got very, very fortunate. one thing led to the other. i was -- yeah a lot of luck why are people being," let me get you a real agent." "let me give you an audition." i kept showing up, and i liked it. somehow, it worked out. >> jimmy: what about your sister? did she get signed? >> she got signed and she booked a campaign in philadelphia. went there. and hated it. and never wanted to be in front of the camera. >> jimmy: oh. but you loved it? >> yeah, i'm a bit -- i like attention. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> this is probably my best-case scenario right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is the jupiter

courier, a newspaper from 2009. you were 13 years old, correct me if i'm wrong. there you are. this is not your sister, right? >> no, no, no, it was haley. >> jimmy: that's haley. and this is -- a giant burt reynolds. >> that's right. >> jimmy: a photograph of burt reynolds. >> and that weirdo, that's me. >> jimmy: that's you. and you guys posing in front of burt reynolds? >> so, the director, writer, camera operator, dp of the -- producer of the film is a guy named frank ebberling. he helped run burt reynolds' theater in jupiter, florida. burt reynolds was a huge, i guess, patron of the film industry in south florida. >> jimmy: okay. >> he was actually in the movie as well. >> jimmy: oh, he was? >> this is this is his theater we were auditioning people in and rehearsing in. >> jimmy: the movie is called "terkels." i've never heard of this movie. i missed "terkels."

[ laughter ] >> by far his best film. by far. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was that his character, terkels? >> no. >> jimmy: were you terkels? [ laughter ] you were not terkels. also interesting -- nothing to do with you, but if you pan down you see "k-9 piper is precise when nosing for human remains." >> it's florida. >> jimmy: that's the movie right there. >> it is south florida. i know you went through a lot of news headlines earlier. >> jimmy: so burt, was he at the premiere of the movie? did you meet him? >> i met him. i had a scene with happen. i got to sit in a pavilion with him. >> jimmy: what could be better than that? >> and we had this -- i had known him from "the longest yard." >> jimmy: yeah, "the longest yard." >> i was 13 and over the moon. i actually -- forgive me, that was what i knew him from was "the longest yard." >> jimmy: no, that's a perfectly good thing to know him from.

>> i need to clarify something. i knew him from the adam sandler one. [ laughter ] you know. >> jimmy: oh, i see, okay, all right. >> i was a huge fan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so in the show, you got a second season of the show "the recruit." [ cheers and applause ] super popular. >> that is true, that is true. >> jimmy: is it, for you -- because you were in a lot of these movies that all the teens watched and loved and screamed at you for. it must be fun to be playing a spy, you know, to be in the cia now? >> i don't want to correct you on your own show. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> lawyer. >> jimmy: lawyer for the cia. >> he's always like, "i'm a lawyer, i'm not a spy." i work at the office of the general counsel. >> jimmy: i see. you know what it is? i do know a couple people in the cia, and i think they never correct me when i assume they're a spy. [ laughter ] >> i think that's fair. >> jimmy: sounds cool. >> you're also jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: do you also have now like adult men who are excited? [ laughter ] >> yes.

what's really cool is when i go visit my father, he lives in arizona, his friends want to have beers with me now. >> jimmy: that is -- there you go. >> i think that's always a -- it's like a demo change, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's been really -- that's been interesting and cool. i'll be at an airport, and it will be parents and kids, and they'll know me from different things. which sounds a little bit narcissistic for me to even say that aloud. >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> it's different. it's different than, you know -- >> jimmy: right, because you started young, doing kids' stuff. now you're an adult. mostly. >> mostly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. congratulations on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: season two of "the recruit" premieres thursday on netflix. noah centineo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with nessa barrett.

>> jimmy: thanks to ringo starr and noah centineo. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, her album "after care" is out now here with the song "porn star," nessa barrett! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i wanna watch you like a movie

i wanna put you on the stage ♪ ♪ i wanna know what you'd do to me i wanna put you on the tape ♪ ♪ flashing red light baby you're a star touch me all night ♪ ♪ show me who you are pornstar ah ah ah ♪ ♪ pornstar ah ah ah show me who you are ♪ ♪ ah ah ah pornstar ah ah ah

i wanna hear ♪ ♪ you talking dirty i wanna see it on your face i wanna feel you ♪ ♪ put the work in i wanna watch you entertain flashing red light ♪ ♪ baby you're a star touch me all night ♪ ♪ show me show me show me ♪ ♪ show me who you are pornstar ♪ ♪ pornstar ah ah ah show me who you are ♪ ♪ ah ah ah pornstar ah ah ah pornstar ♪

♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah show me who you are ♪ ♪ ah ah ah pornstar ah ah ah baby baby baby ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight, allegations of fake botox inside the dangerous counterfeit industry. >> so i got injected, and i had this kind of, like, blow up. looked like a giant bee sting. >> people from across the country drawn by the