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with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hello. thank you for joining us, here at our home in los angeles, on guillermo's away on assignment. the day after groundhog day today. apparently we're in for a long winter. that is according to punxsutawney phil who emerged from his hole. and when i say emerged, i mean forcibly dragged out of a box for reasons that are clear to no one. but lots of people travel to gobbler's knob, they show up before dawn, to kick off black history month in the whitest way possible.

♪ just a small town heart living in a hollow log, a fuzzy weather vane sleeping inside there ♪ >> jimmy: i can't believe she won best knew artist at the grammys last night. this is a weird event, this groundhog day gathering it started weird, and is getting weirder every year. >> groundhog. >> jimmy: in another universe, the groundhog is pulling that guy out of his hole and dangling him up in the air. another rodent came out of his hole to hit the red carpet at the grammys last night. none other an kanye west who showed up to take photos. he showed up for the red carpet only. with his wife, who caused quite a stir. she was wearing -- nothing basically.

this just shows you how much times have changed. before trump, this would have been our whole monologue tonight. now it's the ninth craziest thing that happened this weekend. remember when the whole country melted down when one of janet jackson's boobs popped out? for a milisecond. now a completely nude woman walks the red carpet and they're yelling “bianca! over here on the right!” also on the red carpet at the grammys will smith. who is banned from the oscars for ten years. the grammys, they had him on stage honoring quincy jones. you know what's a shame? if will smith had run out on that red carpet and slapped kanye, i think all would be forgiven. [ applause ] he would be hosting the oscars next year. will's daughter willow was nominated for a grammy last night. i was watching this on tv last night with my kids, and they were "why is everyone at the grammys not wearing clothes?” i just said i don't know. i really don't know.

and then we had willow's brother jaden who showed up with a house on his head. they said who are you wearing, he said zillow. the most disappointed person at the grammys last night was whomever was sitting behind jaden smith. but the most exciting arrival of the whole day yesterday was this guy, luka doncic. [ cheering ] who somehow got traded to la in maybe the most shocking trade ever. anthony davis, went to the mavericks. and luka doncic is now playing for the dodgers. somehow the dodgers signed him too. they didn't even let him pack a bag. welcome to l.a., luka. you'll never have to take a selfie with ted cruz again. meanwhile, our president, jerk nowitzki. is still posting about the water he sent us. he's still pretending he turned on that imaginary faucet. rain man posted twice about this over the weekend. “photo of beautiful water flow that i just opened in california. today, 1.6 billion gallons and, in three days, it will be 5.2 billion gallons. everybody should be happy about this long-fought victory!

i only wish they listened to me six years ago. there would have been no fire!” this is so crazy. this might be his craziest one yet. this might top the injecting bleach. so trump releases all of this water in northern california, not only doesn't any of it flow to l.a., anyone will tell you none of it flows to l.a. the farmers up there who will get it are confused because they didn't need it and they didn't want it. and it also means they will now have less water in reserve in the event of a drought over the summer. not only that, had trump released as much water as he wanted to, it could have easily flooded the town of porterville, and the whole area around it. they had to stop him from doing that. what if that had happened? what if the image of towns he accidentally flooded, was all over social media? how would he blame that one on the mexican transgenders? i wonder. can someone please open the valve in his head that turns his brain on? [ applause ] the white house is also

they're also doubling down on this nonsensical assumption that dei caused the tragic air crash last weekend in washington. this time, though, he made his new press secretary do it. >> when you were flying on an airplane with your loved ones, which every one of us in this room has, do you pray that your plane lands safely and gets you to your destination, or do you pray that the pilot has a certain skin color? i think we all know the answer to that question, and as president trump said yesterday, it's common sense. >> jimmy: mostly, i just pray that i'm not sitting next to you on an airplane. >> president trump is telling us that air traffic control towers are staffed with unqualified controllers, these dei hires who never should have been brought on. it's not safe to fly commercial, is it? >> the president was asked yesterday, and he believes that it is still indeed safe and americans should feel safe traveling our skies. with that said, two things can be true at the same time. >> jimmy: no, not in this case they can't.

let me see if i have this right. the system is broken, everyone is grossly incompetent, but there couldn't be a safer time to fly. donald trump's been president for two weeks as of today. i know, right? all hell has broken loose in almost every possible way. on saturday, he ■issuedthose 5% tariffs on goods imported from canada and mexico. and then today, he un-issued them. he decided to hold the tariffs for one month. i guess he must've seen the guacamole bill for his super bowl party. why trump is squeezing our closest allies, no one knows. but this is how it's going over up north. ♪ [ booing ] >> at the raptors-clippers game in toronto, they booed our national anthem. same thing in ottawa. the senators and the wild, they started booing. i didn't even know canadians knew how to boo. he has been in office two weeks. he's already made canadians

the nicest people in the world, pissed off at us. [ applause ] and if you're wondering why he's doing this, i think it goes back to this -- adoring photo, of his wife making googoo eyes at justin trudeau. that was the day donald trump learned the word tariff. >> tonight, i am announcing canada will be responding to the u.s. trade action with 25% tariffs against $155 billion like the american tariffs, our response will also be far-reaching and include everyday items, such as american beer, wine, and bourbon, fruits, and fruit juices, including orange juice. >> jimmy: my god, now he's gunning for our mimosas. and that's not all they're threatening to tax. >> along with nipple rings, macaroons, ice cream and porn. it will include major consumer products like used 2019 kia

optimas, premium and lubricant, legumes, frosting, and soup. >> jimmy: not soup. that's too much. on friday, "the wall street journal" ran an editorial saying trump's tariffs would cause - the “dumbest trade war in history.” of course, that was published before dallas sent luka doncic to the lakers. the owner of the wall street journal is rupert murdoch, and, wouldn't you know it, rupert murdoch had to be in the oval office today. >> we have two of the most talented people in the world, the legendary rupert murdoch and larry ellison. so they are two legends in business, publishing and probably every other. rupert is, larry, pretty much in a class by himself, right? although you may have a couple of bucks more. i don't know. but rupert is in a class by himself. he is an amazing guy. and larry is larry. >> jimmy: yeah, totally larry. he's the larriest. so then, a reporter had the good sense to ask trump about the

unflattering review his tariffs got from murdoch's paper while rupert was sitting there. >> mr. murdoch's own paper called it the dumbest trade war on the editorial page on saturday. >> i'm going to have to talk to him. i've been right over "the wall street journal" many times. i will tell you that. i don't agree with him on some things. no, not only is it not dumb, you're going see. >> jimmy: no, you'll see. it's not dumb. what it is is fake. he is pretending to issue tariffs so that canada and mexico will bend over for him and then he can be the hero. it's like a toddler negotiating nap time with his parents. but you do have to hand it to him, starting the “world's dumbest trade war” is an accomplishment. add it to the list! “world's dumbest trade war” -- “world's dumbest covid response” -- “world's dumbest climate policy” -- “world's dumbest hurricane map” -- “world's dumbest election interference” -- “world's dumbest wildfire

response” -- “world's dumbest crowd size comparison” -- “world's dumbest insurrection” -- “world's dumbest eric" -- [ cheers and applause ] he's like the michael phelps of world's dumbest stuff. you know how sometimes a town will elect a dog to be mayor? it feels like we did that with america. i just hope cooler heads can prevail and the countries involved in this dumb trade war can all get back to selling each other crap as soon as possible. what happened to lowering prices? when did he say he'd get prices down? >> when i win, he will immediately bring prices down starting on day one. >> jimmy: it's past day one, right? maybe he meant stock prices? i don't know. trump made a lot of promises, and on some of them, he actually followed through. >> with you declassify the 9/11 files? >> yeah. >> would you declassify jfk files? >> yeah. i did a lot of it. >> would you declassify the epstein files? >> yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: did you hear the little gulp there before he said yeah? yeah, i might go through those with a sharpie first. trump did declassify the assassination files, we'll see when he gets to his buddy epstein. none of the files, have been released yet, which felt like an opportunity to have some fun. so we went out on hollywood boulevard and we asked pedestrians for their opinions on some of the information that we made up about documents that neither we, nor they, have seen. in tonight's declassified files edition of, liewitness news. ♪ [ applause ] >> so as i'm sure you've heard, trump just decided to declassify a bunch of different files like the jfk, mlk and rfk files. did you read any of the files? >> i actually have read some of those files. >> and what were the biggest revelations that you read about? >> some of the weird sex probably. >> there was a file that said that jfk actually didn't die from a bullet wound, that he died from a peanut allergy, which just wasn't so common before. were you surprised by that? >> actually, i was. i thought it was by a shot.

>> right. >> but a lot of people are saying it was by a peanut. >> do you think that could be true? >> i actually think nowadays you don't really know. >> you could be shot at the same time as you had just, you know. >> can't really -- i was going to say a shot, it could have been a peanut. we don't really know. it could be either one. >> were you surprised by the elvis file? what was your reaction to finding out he was in the building on january 6th? >> i think very shocked. i think there is a lot of things coming out about oh, this person was there, this person was there. it's just eye-opening. >> what was your reaction to learning that elvis had left the building? >> i mean, how do we know what's real or not because the cia has kept so much covered, and i feel like it's awesome now with the technology, we can uncover a lot of the stuff, and we're

learning. >> since it wasn't the bullet that killed jfk, do you think lee harvey oswald should be released from jail? >> yes. >> he's been in there way too long, right? >> and it's for something he did not really do. >> right. >> now they brought up there was a peanut, why should he be pay for something it wasn't his fault for. >> he did actually shoot jfk, but it wasn't the bullet that killed him. >> he should have served some time for the shooting. >> do you think show have been compensate beside i the government? >> of course. of course. >> what do you think is fair? is not a price for everything he has been through and his family as well. >> so much was leaked about so many people like harry truman, doris day, red china, johnny ray, south pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio. but we didn't start the fire, you know. >> no. i think it was already out there. i'd be really interested to see more of the files just to read up. >> like it was always burning

since the world's been turning. >> yeah, for sure. >> with all the revelations about jfk, rfk, and mlk, should the three of them show their faces and explain themselves? >> i feel like they should. >> do you think it's wrong that jfk never came out and spoke after his assassination? >> um, kind of sorta. >> if he said oh, the cia killed me. >> something like that. it would have helped. >> jimmy: you know what, he's got a really god cover. we have a really good show tonight. ariana debose is here. we've got music from my morning jacket, and we'll be right back with harrison ford, so stick around. ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by nissan.

♪ >> jimmy: hiya. welcome back. tonight, she is an oscar-winning actor. you can see the new movie "love hurts." ariana debose is with us tonight. [ cheering ] then later, from louisville, kentucky, with a new album coming out march 21st called "is" my morning jacket. [ cheering ] we have a good week this week. we have new shows with demi moore, rob lowe, gavin rossdale, nicole brydon bloom, bernadette peters will be here. ariana debose will be here. we have music from victoria canal, mountjoy, abraham alexander, and adrian quesada. please join us for all of that. over the span of our first guest's remarkable career he's played some of the biggest roles in movie history, but none, bigger than red hulk. “captain america: brave new world” opens in theaters february 14th, please welcome harrison ford. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ ♪ [ cheering ] >> jimmy: they love you. that's got to be nice, huh? >> hey, hi. >> jimmy: hi. how are you. can i ask you a weird question? i just want to start the interview on an awkward note, if i may. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you like me? [ laughter ] >> where's the camera? that's it? >> jimmy: yeah, they're all over. you can take any of them. >> i want right into the camera. >> jimmy: okay, go ahead.

>> i really like him. >> jimmy: you do! [ cheers and applause ] >> but there is a reason. because he's funny. >> jimmy: oh, wow! [ cheering ] wow. that's -- >> can i go now? >> jimmy: no, no! [ laughter ] >> well, that's what you wanted, right? >> jimmy: it is what i wanted, yeah. it's what i wanted. >> well, i should go now. >> jimmy: but now that i got it, i want more. you know how it is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were here a few months ago. >> i'm always here. >> jimmy: you're here a lot, which i consider to be a good sign about our relationship. but then also, like, for instance, i asked your wife what she thought, and this is how she respond. >> why are you talking to my wife? >> jimmy: i always feel like when he is here, i feel like he really likes me, but he never shows it in any way. >> no, you know, it's funny,

because i was just talking to him. and i said you know, i'm going to do jimmy kimmel. and he said yeah, yeah, i don't know about that guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so that made me feel like maybe, no. and so i thought it might be nice -- >> wait a second. >> jimmy: yes? >> that's my wife? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, i got no reason to be here at all. >> jimmy: that's good news. >> yeah. >> guillermo: thought it might be nice for us, because this relationship needs to progress in some way, if we took a couples compatibility test. would you mind? >> not at all. >> jimmy: so i answered all these questions. and what i'd like you to do -- >> in your own time and now you put me in front of an audience and you expect me to come up with it? >> jimmy: exactly. >> okay. >> jimmy: if you've got some free time, which activity would you most enjoy with your partner? volunteering? relaxing at home, reading a book, going to the beach?

your partner being me in this case. [ laughter ] >> oh, i'm going to the beach. >> jimmy: going to the beach. all right. next, if you went to see a movie together, which of these genres would you most likely pick, action, drama, horror, or comedy? >> comedy. >> jimmy: comedy. all right. what's the most romantic thing you would do for your partner, again, me? provide emotional support, make dinner, write him a letter, buy him a gift? >> sweet [ bleep ] not on there? [ cheering ] >> jimmy: it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. [ laughter ] that would be kind of a gift, right? yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: when you go out to dinner together, how do you decide where to eat? we flip a coin, we alternate who gets to pick. my partner usually decides, i usually decide. >> i usually decide. >> jimmy: okay.

which of these do you feel is the most important aspect of a successful relationship, communication, just being together, compromise, trust? >> trust. >> jimmy: trust. okay. just a couple more. >> i'm trusting you to get me through the rest of this. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] we're going to be okay. how adaptable and spontaneous are you? somewhat, not at all, very much so. >> more than you. >> jimmy: so that's going to be very much so. and how do you sleep at night? in pajamas, underwear, birthday suit, or i'm an insomniac? america's waiting. [ laughter ] >> what were the choices again?

>> jimmy: pajamas, underwear, birthday suit, or i'm an insomniac? >> i sleep in the old clothes. that's my birthday suit, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, all right. now we're going to -- [ cheering ] -- now i'm going get the results of the test. and [ laughter ] all right. i have the result. and the result is we incompatible, yeah. because you had to sleep naked. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, no, no. don't leave. we're not going to be able to take it beyond this, that's all. >> okay. you got a lot more comfortable about this whole exchange. >> jimmy: one thing we do have in common, i don't know if you have this in common, we both did college radio. you hosted a radio show in college? >> i did. >> jimmy: you were in wisconsin, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was in las vegas, not similar. >> that's the big-time. >> jimmy: you did a folk music

radio show in college. >> and you? >> jimmy: alternative rock, yes. >> because that's a difference in our ages. >> jimmy: well, yeah. not that i don't like folk. >> there was no rock at all. folk music. that's me. yeah. >> jimmy: there was some rock. the '50s, the rock, right? yeah, yeah. >> bill haley and the comets. >> jimmy: what were you playing, peter paul and mary? puff the magic dragon? >> no, i was little more hard-core than that. >> jimmy: i see. >> i was playing ledbetter. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: nice. who got you interested in folk music? >> the guys who were playing it. >> jimmy: on the radio? >> yeah. >> jimmy: or in person? >> well, i actually used to see -- i used to go to a musical venue, and there was,

yeah, there was real folk music being played. >> jimmy: who did you see there? anybody we know? >> well, bob gibson playing the banjo. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and a great bass player, ray brown. >> jimmy: are you just making names up now? [ laughter ] >> no. if i was going to make up a name i'd try for something like jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: what was your real name. james christian kimmel is my real name. you think this is a name i chose? >> now that you -- now that you fully informed me, no, no. >> jimmy: want to know what my dad's name is? >> but i've got a worse name. >> jimmy: you've got one of the great names of all time. >> it is now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it didn't used to be. >> jimmy: is that right? >> come on. the first thing they said, my first job was i was under

contract to columbia pictures for $150 a week. and all of the respect that that implies. and they said to me, go to the barber, get a haircut. and they gave me a picture of elvis presley. that name, come back with something bert. harrison ford is too pretentious. >> jimmy: too pretentious? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and did you come back with something? >> i did. >> jimmy: what did you come back with? >> kurt affair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how would you spell that? >> >> jimmy: re? that's afire, isn't it? >> afire -- affair. >> jimmy: did you work under that name at all? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not?

>> no. but i went to the screen actors guild and said my name is harrison ford. and they said we've got one. really? yeah, we have one. he is 96 years old. he is a silent screen actor. and he's got that name. you have to change your name. >> jimmy: and that's where we got kurt? >> no. no, that was later with the studio. but for screen actors guild, all i had to do was add an initial to the middle of my name. >> jimmy: i see. and that was enough. >> yes. >> jimmy: and once the other harrison ford kicked the bucket, you dropped the initial. >> i got my name back. >> jimmy: you reclaimed your name, yeah. well, harrison ford is here. [ applause ] that's his name, and we'll be right back with him after this. ♪ >> lou: portions of “jimmy kimmel live” are brought to you by captain morgan. this super bowl, head to followthecaptain.com to chart your path to rum street. like a relentless weed,

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>> we're back with harrison ford. [ cheering ] >> "captain america: brave new world" is the new movie. [ applause ] i'm going put you on the spot one more time. have you ever seen a marvel movie? >> i saw that one. all the way through. >> jimmy: all the way through? >> all the way through. >> no, i've seen quite a few. >> jimmy: you have? okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you'd seen them at your leisure, or you saw them to prepare for this? >> is this some kind of a rendition? am i going to be waterboarded? >> jimmy: yes, you will be. did you read comic books when you were a kid? is that a thing you did? >> no, i didn't. i don't think they'd been invented. we fill out these tablets.

[ laughter ] no, i didn't. i didn't read a comic book until mr. natural. >> jimmy: mr. natural, oh, really? >> hey, bro. >> jimmy: you're in the folk music and mr. natural. really? yeah, okay. i like that. yeah. >> tells the story. >> jimmy: so you were smoking a lot of weed back then, right? based on your movies. you're aware of that. have you ridden those rides? have you been on them the millennium falcon? >> i'm never seen them. i was wandering around looking . >> jim there is none [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're probably about to have your third one. >> and you think we're not compatible. >> jimmy: i made a mistake. what are you going to do? in any event, it was good for me to see you. i don't know if the feeling is returned.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. music from my morning jacket is on the way. no less than the great steven spielberg plucked our next guest from the broadway stage and made her a movie star. she won an oscar for “west side story,” and, opening in theaters friday you can see her in “love hurts.” please welcome ariana debose. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: please, please. you and harrison ford have the same energy. >> yes, we do. >> jimmy: it's remarkable. >> we do! >> jimmy: we have to give you a compatibility test. >> honestly, don't.

because i don't always bat for your team, my love. but we could be compatible in friendship and things. >> jimmy: well, that's kind of what we were going for. >> i like that. >> jimmy: but the computer said no. the computer said no. the computer is never wrong. did you meet harrison. >> no. >> jimmy: oh, you didn't. >> no. but have i philosophies on that, because i had an experience where i kind of felt like i just reverted to a kindergarten age and walloped someone in theater kid admiration. >> jimmy: i see. >> there is nothing wrong with being a theater kid, but i was like oh, that might have been uncomfortable for them. so maybe i won't do that. >> jimmy: may i ask, was this morgan freeman? oh, yeah. because we have the tape of that. >> oh, god! >> really respect and love you a lot, sir. and my name is ariana, and it's a pleasure to meet you. >> ariana. >> ariana, one

you have nice night. >> thank you. so far so good. >> it's not too shabby, right? [ laughter ] >> i don't know, guys. i don't know. i spelled my name for him. ariana, one n. oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i think that's very considerate. i like hearing the spelling of people's names. and i feel like morgan wanted to spend more time with you, but you really almost ran out of there. >> i'm still very human. and, you know, we have moments where something's happening and you realize it's not going well and you die inside and exit, where is the exit? where is the exit? >> jimmy: but it was going perfectly fine. >> are you sure about that? i'm not sure about that. >> jimmy: i feel like the message he got is that you're excited to see him. that's what's most important. >> i was. i think you should admire out loud. there is nothing wrong with telling someone that you really love what they do.

>> jimmy: i agree. >> we should have more of that in the world. >> jimmy: that's true. [ applause ] did you just finish working with al pacino? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did. did you tell him these things? >> you know, i tried a different tactic. you're welcome. >> jimmy: what was it? just throwing up on him? >> no, no. i kept it on the inside. no. well, there was a dinner that was held right before we started production on this film. and i got there a little late because i thought i was going to be on time, naturally. and when i got there, there was only one seat left, and it was right beside him. all right. we're doing this. she's in. and i was just nice. and i listened. and the thing about al pacino is he's had such a crazy ass life. >> jimmy: right. >> and he has so much energy, and he loves to tell a story, and i love to listen. so we got on like peanut butter and jelly. >> jimmy: good. all right. so maybe the key for you is to be seated. >> sit down so i can ground

myself before anything that will happen. >> jimmy: there is no way to flee. >> yeah, there was no exit strategy there. you are committed to the moment. be there and honestly, it's nice. i want to feel my life while i'm in it. >> jimmy: that's good. that's good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: somebody could actually crochet that on a pillow and i think you'd sell them. >> well, you know what? send me 5%. >> jimmy: you -- this is a really kind of a great thing. talk about an uplifting thing. you presented him with his oscar. >> it's crazy how the world works sometimes. what you can't make this up. what a beautiful manifestation of mutual admiration. i loved every minute of watching him walk through his awards season. he is so energetic.

so charming. >> jimmy: and he gave a great speech. >> how can you not feel emotional when you heard about his journey, all the things he's lived through and he thought he was done with movie making and the daniels brought him back and to have that triumphant moment. why i got emotional is i knew he was going to have it free of controversy that year. and he is so deserving to just stand in the light and just shine and not have to worry about anything else. >> jimmy: you guys had marshawn lynch, the great football player. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i think a very funny guy, a very funny actor. and talk about energy. this is a guy who is like in a cloud of smoke, almost all times. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very laid back. >> very. >> jimmy: but also beast mode. that's his make name. >> oh, beast mode is the vibe. >> jimmy: did you see beast mode? >> i saw it in action. i really did. but, you know, it took me and marshawn a minute. i'm not going to lie. >> jimmy: did it? really. >> it was very funny.

apparently every production i do, there is always a dinner before we start. >> jimmy: right. >> and i walked up, because i think you get the vibe, i'm kind of generally friendly. >> jimmy: you're friendly. >> hi, i'm ariana. i play rose. i'm so excited to work with you and he is like uh-huh. oh, okay. well, i look forward to it. and he was that's nice. and i was okay, back to my pasta. and then the next day, we were on set together. and i actually think there is a little clip of my character tasing the mess out of him. and he watched how i acted the scene. he said that was really nice. you did that really good. and i was thank you, marshawn. and he was like how did you do that? i'm doing a terrible marshawn impression by the way. >> jimmy: do you think it is possible he was intimidated by you? this is not his world necessarily. >> totally -- not totally like he is intimidated by me.

i think you meet people where they are, you know. and we got on, again, like peanut butter and jelly after that. we were just fine. >> jimmy: i like hearing the real story there. normally people would [ bleep ] us about. >> i think we really did get on. he is a real one, you know what i mean? i know i haven't been in hollywood that long, but, you know, when you do get the opportunity to work with someone that you feel like there is a little bit of a connection, it feels very real, it's nice. and i really appreciate him the same way i preach quy. >> if you had to pick one, which one would it be? >> i'm not doing that. i see you, jimmy. don't get me, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to have you here. the movie is called "love hurts." it opens in theaters friday. ariana debose, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with my morning jacket.

>> jimmy: thanks to harrison ford and ariana debose. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first their album is called "is” it comes out march 21st, here with the song “time waited” my morning jacket! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ well they say time waits for no one dear and it takes a death to show one, yeah, but time waited ♪ ♪ for you and me we know real love takes forever yeah ♪ ♪ and the clock ticks faster every year ♪ ♪ but time waited for you and me ♪ ♪ and if we don't watch out time waited ♪ ♪ yeah and if we don't watch out time will run off on us ♪ ♪ but if we move right now time waited

all of the world ♪ ♪ is here for us ain't no spare time ♪ ♪ and i did cry on his shoulder, dear, at the thought of getting older, yeah ♪ ♪ but time waited for you and me ♪ ♪ and if we don't watch out time waited ♪ and if we don't watch out, time will run off on us ♪ ♪ but if we move right now, time waited ♪ ♪ all of the world is here for us

ain't no spare time ♪ ♪ time waits for no one well no one 'except you and me ♪ ♪ we've got forever dear take all the time you need ♪ ♪ and if we don't watch out, time waited, yeah ♪ and if we don't watch out, time will run off on us ♪ ♪ but if we move right now time waited all of the world ♪ ♪ is here for us ain't no spare time

and if we don't watch out time waited ♪ ♪ yeah and if we don't watch out time will run off on us but if we move right now ♪ ♪ time waited all of the world is here for us ain't no spare time ♪ [ applause ] tonight, beyoncé's historic surge. >> i think sometimes genre is a cold word to keep us in our place as artists. >> the superstar, already the most nominated and awarded artist in grammy history. >> cowboy carter. >> notching no