and ashley for sandhya patel, chris alvarez, all of us, we appreciate your time right now. on jimmy kimmel. zoe saldana and patrick schwarzenegger. >> have a great >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zoe saldana, patrick schwarzenegger, and music from johnnyswim featuring tobe nwigwe, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood on super bowl monday? i guess, i don't know. wow, what a game wasn't yesterday. the game was boring, but i have to say the food at my house, i ate so much yesterday, i ate -- i had, for real, i had a turkey. i had part of a cow. i had chicken in both wing and fried form. i had lamb and a pig. i ate all the animals on old macdonald's farm. old macdonald has no animals left on his farm. i'm disgusted with myself. the game was over very early on. there was no three-peat for the chiefs. you almost had to feel sorry for the chiefs, as weird as that sounds. not only did they get blown out, they got blown out on tubi, of all places. it's never a good sign when the

most dramatic part of the game is harrison ford talking about his jeep. the best part of the game, for me, the best part was listening to tom brady pretend he was not ecstatic about patrick mahomes not winning number four. the happiest goat is a lonely goat. i ate a goat too, now that i think about it. it's funny, you know, before the game there were all these conspiracy theories about the league rigging the game to make sure the chiefs won. all these crackpots were very passionate with their nonsensical thoughts. >> yeah, the nfl was rigged. we already know who's going to win. the chiefs is taking it home. there is no reason to watch the super bowl. >> the nfl just announced they're going have to the chiefs win the super bowl so they can sell three-peat memorabilia. the fix is in, guys. >> i just googled who won super bowl lix. yeah. a future date that hasn't happened yet. >> i'm telling you, in 20 years this rigging game for the chiefs, this espn 30 for 30 is

going to hit like crack, i'm telling you right now. >> jimmy: okay. and we'll never hear anything about this from any of you ever again. kendrick lamar was the star of the halftime show. [ cheering ] which is controversial for a number of reasons. one of them is being kendrick's long-running and now very one-sided feud with drake. this is the kind of thing that can be hard for people who don't follow hip-hop very closely. so it was nice to see a guy who knew what was going on to take time to explain it to another guy who didn't. >> upset about everything that was going on, so he had to he like they not like us, they not like us. they don't like us. like people on the other side, they don't like what we're doing. >> jimmy: i'll be honest, i could have used that myself. i watched the whole thing and then i was like, "did he say anything about drake?" what happened?

i wonder what was going on at drake's house last night? when the halftime show started, was he like, "oh no, we're out of queso. i'm going to run to the whole hoods." there were a lot of big stars at the game. the big shock of the night was learning that pete davidson is now dating kevin costner. congrats. needless to say, the fans in philadelphia were fired up. this is only their second super bowl title ever, and they avenged their loss to the chiefs the year before last. after they won the nfc championship two weeks ago, a fan fell off a light pole. the guy climbed, fell off and died. they get really crazy there. so the mayor of philadelphia, in advance of the game issued a warning begging fans not do this again. >> please, philadelphia, i implore you as your mayor, do not climb light poles or anything else. >> jimmy: makes sense to me, right? did it make sense to the eagles fans?

[ cheering ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. well, they had a lot of fun i guess. [ applause ] the other bit of super bowl lunacy came from kanye west, who is making a serious run at the title of worst person in the world.

he went literally nuts on twitter this weekend, posting "i'm a nazi." "i love hitler, now what bitches? i'm never apologizing for my jewish comments. i can say whatever the [ bleep ] i wanna say forever." to the point where even elon musk unfollowed him. you know, you have to work pretty hard to make walking the grammys red carpet with your naked wife the 12th craziest thing you did in a week. but somehow, he managed to do it. everything kanye writes makes you think his account has been hacked. he asked trump to pardon his "brother diddy." i like to imagine someone in diddy's camp showing up to visit on sunday and going, "hey, uh, kanye is tweeting that you should be free." and diddy's like "really? that's nice. what else did he say?" "well, he may have said he's a nazi." and then, i guess twitter wasn't enough, because kanye bought commercial time during the game did you see this? in several local markets, including here in l.a. we're watching the game here, and after the third quarter, this is what pops up. >> what's up, guys.

i spent like all the money for the commercial on these new teeth. >> jimmy: it's interesting, because his teeth are the one thing in his head i wouldn't replace immediately if i was in. how does he still have money? the commercial directed viewers to his website where he is selling, and this is not a joke, a swastika tee-shirt for twenty bucks. the style code for the shirt is hh-01. gee, i wonder what "hh" stands for? something tells me it's not happy holidays. at what point does he just change his name to ye-dolph and be done? the chiefs were slight favorites going in, but the eagles proved nearly all the prognosticators wrong, very wrong, including this one who took the chiefs because their quarterback's wife likes him. >> i guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he has won, i have to go with kansas city.

>> jimmy: time to storm nfl headquarters, i guess. the democrats rigged it again! trump was at the game. he got a big thrill because some of the crowd booed taylor swift when they put her on the jumbotron. which, of course, made hairy conman sr. very happy. he posted three times about this. after the game, he wrote, "the only one that had a tougher night than the kansas city chiefs was taylor swift. she got booed out of the stadium. maga is very unforgiving!" well, she didn't get booed out of the stadium. unlike you, she stayed for the whole game, and it was eagles fans who were booing her. but you're right, it's all about you. it's always -- trump's just jealous of taylor swift because she has more followers and more money and no kids than he does. [ applause ] trump, he loved being at that game, walking around. he stood there like this for the national anthem, the draft dodger. there is no better metaphor for a trump presidency than a military flyover over a domed super bowl stadium. the game was such a dud, in the

third quarter, trump posted this attack on the penny. "for far too long, the united states has minted pennies, which literally cost us more than 2 cents. this is so wasteful! i have instructed my secretary of the u.s. treasury to stop producing new pennies." by the way, he posted this while flying back from the super bowl on his taxpayer-funded jumbo jet. trump has declared war on pennies because he's tired of lincoln being the only president bronzer than him. [ laughter ] i don't know. [ applause ] i'm confused by this. without pennies, how is trump going to tip his housekeeper? without pennies, what is he going to throw at eric whenever he walks in the door? it's amazing that he can do this. how much power does the president have? like, if he wanted to, could he put his face on all the money? i guess we're going to find out. he also, over the weekend, made himself the chairman of the kennedy center and cut off joe biden's access to daily

intelligence briefings. so now i guess we'll have two presidents who don't read the daily intelligence briefings. and he's cutting off biden's monthly shipment of boniva too. which is not fair. trump wrote that "biden suffers from poor memory and even in his prime couldn't be trusted with sensitive information." and if that isn't the pot calling the kettle a national security risk. he kept classified documents in the toilet at his golf course. this is going to be tough news to deliver to biden. they haven't even told him he lost the election yet. this is good too. this is the cover of time magazine this week. it features elon musk in the oval office behind trump's desk, with a background that i can only assume is blood. this is the kind of thing that can really set trump off. they asked him for his reaction, and it was just as petty as you might imagine it would be. >> do you have a reaction to the new "time" magazine cover that has elon musk sitting behind your resolute desk? >> is "time" magazine still in business? i don't even know that.

>> jimmy: you know, for the most informed man in america, he sure doesn't know a lot of things. he's only aware of magazines he's been spanked with by a hooker. [ applause ] even though, in december, he was pretty excited to be time's person of the year. >> but i do want to thank "time" magazine. i've been on the cover many times. >> jimmy: but that was almost two months ago! elon then, knowing this could enrage trump, did a bit of damage control. he wrote, "i love @realdonaldtrump as much as a straight man can love another man." which is a way of saying, "daddy, please don't be mad at me. please don't deport me back to pretoria." on friday, trump hosted the new prime minister of japan. they had a joint press conference, at which, the prime minister gave a surprisingly honest reaction to meeting him. >> for many, many years, i have watched him on television. so it was quite -- i was so excited to see such a celebrity on television, to see in person.

on television, he is frightening, and he has the very strong personality. >> jimmy: same thing he said about godzilla when he met him. you know the super bowl wasn't the only major athletic event in the world this week. they had a very big one in germany too! >> i've never heard of a deer calling competition. leave it to our german friends to give it a go.on't think i've heard -- >> oh! >> oh! >> well, that will -- [ laughter ] >> oh my >> jimmy: germany really is the florida of europe. that one turned out to be more interesting than the super bowl. but the commercials were good. there were a lot of big names selling chips and

>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. guillermo, where's your mustache? >> guillermo: i still have my mustache. >> jimmy: that's not your mustache. that's your fing were a mustache drawn on it. >> guillermo: you're right. i lied. i lost my mustache. look. >> jimmy: wow. >> guillermo: look, look, look. no, no, don't! uh-oh.

>> jimmy: oh my goodness. just like last night's pringles commercial. >> guillermo: it's so sad. >> jimmy: oh come -- oh, now you're crying. come on. don't. you know what? hold on a second. i have a solution for you. you know what, guillermo? i grew a spare mustache on my arm in case anything like this ever happened. >> guillermo: wow. how did you do that? >> jimmy: i'm italian. it just grows. >> guillermo: jimmy, look, my mustache, it came back! i got my mustache back! >> jimmy: wow, what a happy ending. does anyone need a mustache? >> lou: to see more mustache chaos, go to pringles.com and watch their big game commercial.

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he doesn't. and he loves ufc and brutal kind of stuff. and football's not it for him. >> jimmy: i see. he, the last time he was here, he was telling me something about you. >> yeah? >> jimmy: he was saying you didn't make the bed and he threw the mattress off the balcony or something like that? >> by the way, that sounds ridiculous, but it's true. he would throw -- yeah. he was trying to teach us discipline and manners and stuff. so if we would go to school and we would leave the lights on, we'd come home and the light bulbs would be gone. or if we left our bed not made or something, the mattress would be over the balcony, and stuff like that, yeah. just a normal household. >> jimmy: just a normal house, yeah. >> the worst is if you were a friend. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. he did this in front of your friends? >> oh, no, he didn't do it in front of them. he would do it to my friends. >> jimmy: really? >> they would come over. we'd be like let's go swimming. everybody would be taking their clothes off, jump in the pool. and he would walk over and grab

my friends' shoes left around or shirts. fireplace, gone. >> jimmy: the fireplace? >> you have to -- put your shoes to the side, clean up after yourself. he was crazy. >> jimmy: wow! i bet nobody ever said my dad could beat up your dad to you. >> no, i don't think so. >> jimmy: you -- congratulations on being "white lotus." >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. [ cheering ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: such a great show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you been watching the show leading up to this? >> oh, i'm a huge -- i was a huge fan for season 1 and season 2. my whole family was. sunday nights we do family dinner at my mom's house. and so we would watch every episode together, me, my mom, my fiancee, my sister, my brother. it was a whole family thing every single sunday for the first two seasons. >> jimmy: did you ever have it in the back of your head oh, i would like to be on this show? >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: not something in your mind? >> it was dream of mine. and every time we would watch

the episodes, my mom would be why aren't you on the show? my sister was you need to fire your agents. why aren't you on the show? hopefully one day. and then i got the audition for the third season. and i didn't even -- i didn't tell them. i didn't tell them i got the audition because thousands of people are going to go out. who knows if i'm going get it. i got the callback with mike white. i'm not going to tell them for that. and then i booked it. you cannot -- here, sign your life away. you cannot tell a soul. you cannot tell anybody. soy was on a family trip, and me and my fiancee were sitting at lunch. i told her. i had to tell her. and we're sitting there at lunch, and we're kind of acting weird. and my mom was like why are you acting so weird? and nothing. and they looked at abbie, my fiancee, my sister is why are you acting weird. i'm not. and they're ike oh, you're pregnant! no, no. and well, what is it? and then i told them. i'm going to thailand for seven months.

i booked "white lotus." and my mom screamed and started sobbing. my sister started crying. i started crying. it was this domino effect of us all crying. at a restaurant. >> jimmy: do you feel like -- was it an i hop by any chance? [ laughter ] do you feel like you're more excited than they would have been had you actually had a pregnancy? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: because now the bar when you do have a baby the bar very high. there is going to be multiple gales of tears. >> everyone is going to have to cry. >> jimmy: what is the white lotus cocktail? you make this? >> i do. well, i worked with ketel one vodka, and then they wanted to do this cool cocktail that was took kind of aspects from thailand. and they were like do you want to help make it? yeah, of course. i love a nice martini. so we made this ketel one vesper martini, the white lotus edition. >> now, you know a show is

successful when it has its own, like "sex & the city" had the cosmo. "madmen" had the old-fashioned. >> and now the "white lotus." >> jimmy: and you drink it along as you watch yourself. will you guys watch yourself? >> yep. >> jimmy: will you gather to watch the show? >> yeah, well, tonight is the premiere. and if you've seen the white lotus, you know that there is some scenes that can get -- [ laughter ] you know. a little wild. >> jimmy: i saw the first episode. it's really good. and you play -- would it be fair to say like a douche bag that you play on the show? >> that's fair. it's quite fair. >> jimmy: did you base that on anyone you know? [ laughter ] >> you're trying to get me sued on here, aren't you. i took -- when i was kind of building the character with mike, and he was telling me what he was looking for and what he wrote it after, i watched that specific show, which i won't name. and then i was trying --

>> jimmy: oh, like a reality show? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> and i wanted to take characteristics from different people that i knew that i thought fit the bill for this character. and so i just took some kind of characteristics from this one person i knew at school and some of the physicality and how another person i know walks. and i created this laugh for the character that i'm sure you probably saw in episode one that mike loves. and i got it kind of listening to mike. he would cackle on set. and it was such a contagious laugh that i tried to mimic it in certain ways. >> mike hired you to play a douche and you decided to base it partly on him? [ laughter ] >> no, that is not what i said! >> jimmy: pretty sure that's exactly what you said. >> oh my god, i'm going get cut out of the show after episode one. >> jimmy: very good to see you. congratulations on the show. "white lotus" season 3 premieres sunday on hbo. patrick schwarzenegger,

everybody. we'll be back with johnnyswim. [ cheers and applause ]

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the war is over," is out now. the song is called "dopamine." with help from tobe nwigwe, johnnyswim! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the wave i'm surfin' at times could some adrenaline ♪ ♪ i've always tread on the head of serpents ♪ ♪ never really fooled with slytherin ♪ ♪ i never really cared for the beef my dear more so into venison ♪ ♪ i want the presidential and some benjamins ♪ ♪ but none of what was happening on many men pew pew pew pew ♪ ♪ pray i'm neo when the shots get popped block is hot ♪ ♪ tell salehe that my crocs got swapped i'm with reebok ♪ ♪ now the clock has stopped pause ooh ♪ ♪ okay they said what happened locally ♪ ♪ could never happen globally ♪ ♪ but now they notice me and be approaching me ♪ ♪ because i'm vocally as potent as some coca leafs ♪ ♪ but you can sniff the piff i spit for dopamine ooh ♪ ♪ i wish i knew myself ♪ ♪ won't somebody tell me won't somebody tell me who it is that i should be ♪

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can't keep running without running back ♪ ♪ i just need some dopamine so the falling doesn't bother me ♪ ♪ i'm pushing past the apathy ♪ ♪ i just need some dopamine dopa-ooh ♪ ♪ i just need to keep it clear ♪ ♪ keep my head so i don't disappear ♪ ♪ magic for the mystery i just need some dopamine dopa-ooh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, jimmy and tobe nwigwe. this is nightline. tonight jalen hurts the super bowl winning mvp quarterback

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♪ applause ] >> we're talking about some of the super bowl ads yesterday. billy crystal and meg ryan reenacted when harry met sally. christopher walken from the deer hunter where he shot himself in the head for cinnabon. was that fun? >> it brought back memories for sure. >> is that a fun ad or make light of the horrors that happened in that jungle hell hole. >> i guess kit go both ways. >> cinnabon? >> yeah, yeah. make you think about things for sure. >> what does cinnabon have to do with vietnam, right? >> that's right. tragedy, you know. >> anything you want to say to cinnabon? look right in there and tell them. >> it's tragedy. >> of course, the saddest ad of the super bowl was the budweiser one when the clydesdale broke its leg and they had to take him behind the barn and put him down. >> yeah, that was sad. >> what were people saying about them having to shoot that collides date in the head? >> well, they couldn't fix the

leg. it was too shattered. and they tried. because it was sad. >> it is sad. did it make you want to go out and buy some budweiser? >> yeah, definitely. >> we're talking about some of the super bowl ads yesterday. >> uh-huh. >> was it fun or in poor taste when they pull red bull on jimmy carter's grave. >> poor taste. >> what about when he rose out of the grave and said it gave me wings. >> that was fun, that was fun. that was fun. >> what about the ai o.j. simpson orange juice ad, do you think having him come back from the grave was tasteless or did it work for him? >> i think it was kind of tasteless buzz o.j. did murder his wife. at least he was accused of it. i think it was kind of tasteless to show that in 2025. >> what about you think that o.j. drinks the orange juice and says o.j., it's not tasteless. >> i think that was tasteless. but, no orange juice is really good for you. >> what are your thoughts on the ad where snoop dogg and tom

brady were yelling that they hated each other, and then at the end they had more in common and just sucked on each other's fingers for about a minute. did you enjoy that? >> it was all right. it definitely got their message out there, and i think that's what it needed to do. >> what was the message? >> i'm not exactly sure. >> what did you think about go daddy making puff daddy their new spokesperson? >> i didn't like it at all. >> why? >> just the way the commercial was. i didn't think it was any good at all. go daddy, you shouldn't have puff daddy as your spokesperson. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we have a good show tonight. from "the white lotus," patrick schwarzenegger is here. we've got music from johnnyswim, and we'll be right back with zoe saldana. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by university of phoenix.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight, you can see him on a brand-new season of the highly anticipated "the white lotus," patrick schwarzenegger is with us. [ cheering ] then later, a super talented duo. their album is called "when the war is over," johnnyswim with tobe nwigwe. [ cheering ] this week, we've got new shows with edward norton, lizzy caplan, chris distefano, antoni porowski, and captain america himself, anthony mackie, with music from bartees strange, mj lenderman and sia. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is an exceedingly talented golden globe and critic's choice-winning actor with her very own super bowl right around the corner, the academy awards,

at which she was nominated for her role in "emilia perez." please welcome, zoe saldana. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you too. >> jimmy: i kind of feel bad now because i realized for many years i've been pronouncing your name incorrectly. it's saldana with a tilde. >> but no, you haven't been pronouncing it incorrectly. in my birth certificate it's always saldana. i think back in the day they just didn't even ask. oh, zoe saldana, the doesn't exist. and one day i liked the way it was spelled and started saying that. >> jimmy: you know, that happened to lasagna too. you know what?

i'm italian, i'm going with lasa lasagna. >> it's so true. you have a point. >> jimmy: you had a good weekend. you won the critics choice aw award. the golden globe last month. [ cheering ] your husband marco may not have had as good a night as he possibly could have. i believe we have the clip. >> oh, no. >> my husband is back from the bathroom. he went to the bathroom. oh, come on. [ laughter ] >> you see him in the background just like running. >> jimmy: in slow motion, see him running in. [ laughter ] that's not good timing, is it? >> it was so funny because i would say ten minutes before, he starting to do the pee-pee dance. i really have to go. marco, not know. when is your category? i don't know. and then he is asking everybody at the table, excuse me, when is zoe category? when is zoe category?

nobody understand. marco, just go now. now or never or pee here in the chair. okay, i'll be right back, i promise, i promise. and i don't -- please, okay. when they called my name, then, you know. >> jimmy: oh, you had nobody to turn and kiss. >> i was going say that i was wishing not to win, but that's not true. i was wishing for my name to be called and my husband to be back from the bathroom. >> jimmy: i don't think you've seen this footage. we were able to dig up the security camera footage in the bathroom. and you can see that your husband really was hustling. really was rushing. now, you know what? we'll just leave it right there. >> he was really doing the pee-pee dance. >> jimmy: this is your first oscar nomination, right? >> yes. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: he should probably not have anything to drink at all that night. >> i think at the oscars no drinks past noon. >> jimmy: that's unforgivable if he were to miss that. and that's exciting. and congratulations to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're going to show a clip from the movie in a minute. did you watch the super bowl?

>> i didn't. >> jimmy: you did not. >> it was my one day off. we've been going really hard on this campaign for "emilia perez." and kudos to netflix. they've been so supportive. and yesterday was my day off. so i was just with my boys because my husband is traveling. and my boys have really long hair. so i was cutting their hair. >> jimmy: oh, you do haircuts? >> well, they don't want to go to the barber. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i begged them. why don't we go for breakfast and go to the barber. no, you cut it. there i was cutting their hair, five inches to one, four inches, three inches. i was just cutting. and then i missed kendrick lamar's performance, because usually when i do watch it, i watch more for half heim. >> jimmy: right, yeah, yeah. >> but i heard that his jeans broke the internet. so i'm going to go on deporte and buy the jeans. they looked amazing, by the way. and he is such a great artist. i saw one of my twins asked me that night, when will i be old enough to listen to kendrick

lamar. >> jimmy: oh really? what's the answer? >> i would say maybe 14, 15. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he is 10 now of. >> jimmy: yeah. b >> but he is a wonderful artist. when you're old enough, you'll be able to listen and enjoy his music. >> jimmy: did you like sports when you were a kid? >> i did, i did. i've always been really sporty. i danced ballet when i was younger. but i loved going to watch baseball with my parents. with my grandparents. i grew up in queens in jackson heights. so we were walking distance to shea stadium. >> jimmy: oh, wow. what year are we talking about here? >> i would say like the '80s. >> jimmy: oh. remember 1986. >> jimmy: i remember it well, yes. >> let's go mets, let's do it again! >> jimmy: did you go to games in 1986. >> yeah. >> jimmy: with your grandparents. >> i must have been 6, 7. >> jimmy: wow. that's exciting. >> and then we left for dominican republic for seven years. and when i came back, i was 16. and then we began to go again. and it was amazing. but when i was young, my

grandparents were already retired, and they were very thrifty. and it was always about saving money. so we would cook all the meals at home and then go to the stadium and watch the game. and i remember i made them suffer. >> jimmy: with the food? >> with the food. i'm not talking hot dogs and a sandwich. i'm talking about fried porkchops and rice and beans. so we're the only ones passing big plates of food. thanks, grandma. >> jimmy: oh, you didn't want it. >> i wanted the peanuts. i wanted the hot dog. >> jimmy: i can totally relate to that. when we would go to the movies, i would go with all my cousins. and they would drop us off at 9:00 in the morning. we'd be there all day. >> yes! >> jimmy: my grandmother, she had no money. so she would pack the food, including popcorn, which bringing your own popcorn to the movies. >> that's an magz. >> jimmy: as low as it gets. the popcorn always burnt. my cousin ann, she was the oldest, she would be dragging a

laundry bag full of snacks in. and the mean teenagers who ran the heat worry confiscate it from us at least half the time. >> and eat it. they would probably eat all the food. what kind of food would your grandma pack for you? >> jimmy: she would pack italian, like meatball sandwiches. >> lasagna. >> jimmy: no lasagna, nothing that involved a fork. we had the same thing. and we hated it. looking back, that food was much better, certainly better than the hot dogs at shea stadium. >> so true. and raisinets. i remember i would beg my grandparents. the whole time they were trying to watch the game. please, it's just one peanut. one peanut. they're stop it! with my porkchop. >> jimmy: instead of raisinets, my grandmother would add old grapes, spray them with hairspray and throw them in a bag. now i'm making things up. >> those were the days. were the days. >> jimmy: you get the spirit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when we come back,

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is zoe saldana in "emilia perez" which you can see on netflix. boy, you were fantastic in this movie. i've never seen a movie like this movie before. i really haven't. i mean that in a very complimentary way. >> i haven't either. >> jimmy: it's totally original. you play, for those who haven't seen it, and people should see it, you play a lawyer who gets involved with a drug lord and gets a very unusual request from that drug lord. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: can you say what it is or do you feel it ruins the plot? >> i think it ruins the plot. >> jimmy: okay. >> because just like you said, it's a film with a story that's unlike anything we've seen. but all that i want to say for people if they're curious to watch "emilia perez," it is a story about four women on their journey to find their most authentic selves. and these women are completely diverse from each other, and

truly complex characters, but deserving of love nonetheless. and it's a provocative and very bold story that jacques audiard wrote and directed. i'm so very proud to be a part of it. >> jimmy: and fun to watch. >> yeah, it is fun. >> jimmy: it is fun to watch. if you were to describe it literally, yeah, i'm not going to go see that. but i did see it, and it's really good. and it's in spanish and english, and the director is french, which blew me away to learn that afterwards. that seems look like a huge mark to hit for your director. >> i mean, we made duolingo a very rich app, you would think. but, no, no, in the beginning, there was a lot of translators around. but then after a wall, you fall into this cadence that defies language where when you have a desire to connect with a human being, to communicate, you will find a way. and we were all there for the

common goal of creating a wonderful story. there were moments in which jacques would be sitting in video village, and i would finish a take, and as he was walking towards me, i would go wait wait, no, no, no. and i knew what he wanted. and there were other moments i would go what? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i would imagine that to be true. now, i read that you can cry on command, which is a great gift for an actor to have. is that true? >> i hope so. i don't know why i opened my big mouth and i said that. >> jimmy: do you ever use that when you get pulled over or anything like that? have you used that? >> well, knock on wood, i have not gotten pulled over ever. >> jimmy: never? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, you grew up in new york. that's why probably. >> but i used to use it a lot when i was a little girl, and maybe that's why i followed a path in acting. and i have sons. so maybe when they get older and they're no longer paying attention to me, maybe i'll use to it make them feel government

guilty. i don't know. but i'm trying not to. >> jimmy: so it's one thing to cry when you're in the middle of a movie script in an emotional scene. i'm wondering, i really want to put you the test here. can you cry -- >> no! >> jimmy: reading an i hop >> oh my god. >> jimmy: let's see what we have here. >> are you serious? i can't do that. >> jimmy: let's see. i bet you can. okay. all right. here we go. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: there we go. there is a couple of items. just pick whatever you want to read and let's see if you can do this. take as much time. >> i got to get in the moment. >> jimmy: okay. ♪ i'm getting tearful just hearing the music. ♪ >> hi. may i please have a buttermilk biscuit filled with two fried

eggs, american cheese, two strips of bacon and cheese sauce. how's that? [ cheering ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> oh, you did. i didn't see any tears. and then they came, right there. >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's impressive. [ applause ] now do it in spanish and french. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: zoe saldana, everybody. "emilia perez" is on netflix. we'll be back with patrick schwarzenegger. ♪ bogart has lost so much weight. and he has so much more energy. he's like a puppy again. ♪ (banjo playing) ♪

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