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>> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here in los angeles on a very dark and stormy valentine's eve. tomorrow is valentine's day. and if you're just learning that you're probably in a lot of trouble. [ laughter ] guillermo, what is your plan for viables day? >> guillermo: dinner. have a few drinks. and maybe i get lucky. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i hope your wife doesn't find out. [ laughter ] text me after you make love. >> guillermo: i promise. >> jimmy: you know i like to check in, make sure you're okay. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i promise i will text you "mission complete." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a lot to think about for valentine's. it's a high-stakes situation for

a lot of guys. used to be, you just had to write a nice card. now, you have to make sure she likes the picture you post before you post. instagram is the new flowers at the office. it's a public show of affection that must be handled exactly right. and make no mistake, it is a competition. a lot of schools don't celebrate valentine's day anymore. they celebrate "friendship day" which is weird because there's already a friendship day in august. but i guess they're trying to de-emphasize the romantic aspect of the holiday and make sure kids who don't get valentines, because nobody has a crush on them, don't get friendship day cards. because they don't have any friends? i don't know. [ laughter ] is that why they do this? i don't know. there's nothing romantic about valentine's day in the first grade. when i was in the first grade, these were the cards i gave out. i remember this well. [ laughter ] captain america. a bunch of hearts bursting from his soul. ironman. [ cheers ] ironman holding a heart while he punches someone in the face. [ laughter ]

and the hulk, putting his fist up. like, you'd better get out tahir or hulk will smash your teeth in. [ laughter ] this is probably why i never learned how to talk to girls. i know it's valentine's, but i'm already worried about easter. there is a nationwide shortage of eggs right now. >> this is crazy. every egg gone. >> this is the only egg left in target. oh, my goodness, look at this. >> where are the eggs? >> what the hell, have you ever seen this before? >> $17, $18 for eggs? i'm in shock. i am in shock. >> jimmy: it is shocking. some grocery stores are limiting the number of eggs you can buy. costco now has a strict limit of 1,000 eggs per customer. [ laughter ] and that is it. somehow, regular eggs have become more valuable than faberge. >> she means the world to you.

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putin. and what a negotiator this donald trump is. they haven't even sat down for talks yet and trump has already offered two huge concessions. ukraine won't be allowed to be part of nato, and russia will get to keep the territory they stole. russia's like, "well, you drive a hard bargain, mr. trump! tell you what, throw in everything else we want, and we have a deal." [ laughter ] it's honestly amazing the guy only bankrupted three casinos. [ laughter ] trump said that he and putin will work together to end the war in ukraine. which is like e. coli and ex-lax working together to end diarrhea. [ laughter ] if successful, this will send a strong message to the rest of the world, that if you attack and murder our allies, it will make no difference at all. >> will ukraine have a seat at that table for negotiations? >> of course they would. they're part of it. we'll have ukraine, we'll have russia, and a lot of other people involved too. a lot of people, a lot of forks in the -- a lot of forks in this

game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, a lot of forks in this game. and ukraine is royally forked in this game, unfortunately. [ laughter ] you know, there's a famous quote from teddy roosevelt. he said a president should "speak softly and carry a big stick." trump's walking around with a bullhorn and a putter. [ laughter ] we are one weird press conference away from trump saying he wants to move ukraine to gaza. [ laughter ] putin also invited trump to visit him in moscow, and trump invited his friend, the murderer, to come here to the united states. isn't that -- putin's going to squeeze trump's balls like a schnauzer at the westminster dog show. [ laughter ] as if we don't have enough to worry about here. like measles. the measles are on the rise. measles and wide-leg jeans are back. [ laughter ] but don't worry, we have a new health czar. bobby brainworm is on the job. [ laughter ] rfk jr. was confirmed today as our new secretary of health and human service busy a vote of 52-48. mitch mcconnell was the only republican to vote no.

mitch mcconnell is 82. he survived polio as a kid, and thanks to rfk jr, polio might get another run at him. [ laughter ] the red hulk was at the white house today to be sworn in and to suck up. >> for 20 years, gotten up every morning on my knees and prayed that god could put me in a position to end the childhood disease epidemic in this country. august 23rd of last year, god sent me president trump. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: next god is going to send us diphtheria. [ laughter ] that is some triple-a ass-kissing. what's next, trump is your hero on a white horse? >> we need a man on a white horse. [ laughter ] we need somebody who is willing to come and has the spine and the guts and the strength to challenge orthodoxies, to stand in the way of vested interests,

and to break institutions that have turned against our democracy. president trump has shown again and again that he is that hero. >> jimmy: trump's like, [ laughter ] i mean, that's the way to get in good. melania couldn't turn him on like that the first night they met. [ laughter ] but happy valentine's day to don and bob. one of the longest-running shows on tv is "sesame street," and "sesame street" is celebrating their 55th anniversary this year. they have new episodes every thursday on max. [ applause ] i learned a lot from "sesame street." and with everything going on in the world, i thought that maybe i could teach sellmy street something, too. [ laughter ] ♪ >> read the sign!

what do you want? >> jimmy: hey, oscar, how's the grouch business? >> oh, well, if you must know, it's booming. yeah. >> jimmy: good, good. >> there's never been a time when more people were miserable and unhappy. >> jimmy: i guess that makes you very happy. any new exciting smells in your garbage can? >> new? oh, jimmy, come on. you know, the old smells are the best ones. >> jimmy: you're right, you're right, you're right. >> yeah, i got a banana peel from 1969 down here. >> jimmy: speaking of that, you and your friends -- do you have friends? >> not really, know. >> jimmy: you and your acquaintances on "sesame street" have been talking about emotional well-being this year. how is your emotional well-being? >> oh, well, thank you so much for asking. that's awful. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> which is to say, it's great. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. yeah, as long as i'm unhappy, i'm happy. >> jimmy: you know, i've been watching you almost my whole life, and i notice you can be a little bit gruchy sometimes. >> it's taken your whole life to

figure that out? >> jimmy: no, i figured it out pretty early. but i want to introduce you to someone who is the most positive person i know, and that is my cousin micki. would you be willing to meet her? >> well, do you have a choice? >> jimmy: not really. micki? >> hi, oh -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you know who this is? do you know his name? >> hello. >> i've got a kiss for you. oscar? oscar? >> jimmy: that's oscar. hold on i'll go over there, you stand here. >> nice to meet you. >> well, it's not nice to meet row -- hey, hey! >> jimmy: oscar's a grouch, mick. >> hi, oscar, how are you? >> doing all right till you came in here and started smiling up the place. >> laook, his tongue is a heart >> no, it's not. is it, jimmy? >> jimmy: it is kind of a heart. >> oh, no, i'm going to have to get it removed. >> jimmy: wow, you've already

cheered things up in here, mick. >> this is really cute. >> jimmy: do you know what kind of an animal oscar is? >> oh, god, jimmy. i don't think you are an animal. >> well, i'm not a mineral or vegetable. >> you are in a league of your own. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever met a grouch before, mick? >> like -- not one like -- no. i mean -- there's humans that could be grouchy. but they might have reasons. >> jimmy: are you thinking of anyone in particular? >> i know you are. >> jimmy: when you say that? yeah. micki's mom is my aunt chippy. and aunt chippy is very crouch gry, i would say. >> oh, oh. >> jimmy: i don't know if enjoy is the right word to use, but i think you might enjoy meeting her. >> i think i'd prefer that than this one here. >> jimmy: should we bring in your mom? >> that's kind of funny. >> jimmy: yeah. send in aunt chippy, will you? ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> what is this? >> jimmy: aunt chippy. >> what this is fine-looking specimen here? >> jimmy: do you know who this is, aunt chippy? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: who is it? >> he's from "sesame street." >> jimmy: that's right. he's from "sesame street." >> that's right, i'm oscar, yeah. it's like looking in a mirror. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it really is. you guys, your eye brows are the same color as aunt chippy's hair. >> yeah, i just got one eyebrow. >> jimmy: right, right, right. >> it's so sexy. >> oh. do you have a trash can around here? >> i have one at home. actually, i have two. >> really? say, what's your sign? "get off my lawn"? tell me something, what really annoys you, huh? >> jimmy: oh, that's a great question. >> him. >> jimmy: me? >> is that right? >> jimmy: even you would say that's a rude thing to say, right, oscar? >> no, it's say, what a coincidence, he annoys me too. >> jimmy: aunt chippy, i think

what has happened here is when a grouch meets another grouch, you kind of cancel each other out. and in a way, there's some real positivity. oscar, i've never heard you this positive before. >> where have you been my whole life, huh? >> i've been waiting for you. i've just been looking in the wrong trash cans, that's what it is. >> jimmy: wow, you really like each other. >> we do, we do. >> jimmy: my opinion, and i don't know if micki would agree with me, that you're both very unpleasant. yes? >> well, i am. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> and you know what? he's the one that makes me most unpleasant of anybody. >> well, you know what? we have to thank you, jimmy, for that. >> jimmy: well, that's fantastic. you're thanking me. i've never really experienced -- you're smiling. i've never seen your teeth before. unless you were trying to bite me. this is really something else. >> yeah. >> jimmy: aunt chippy, what do you think -- what lesson have we learned today? >> i have a feeling, i don't know why, but i have a feeling

by looking in your eyes -- >> jimmy: that something bad's going to happen? >> it's that look on your face that i've known for many, many, many years, you're up to something. >> jimmy: as a matter of fact, not only is nothing bad going to happen, i thought maybe we'd end with a song. >> hm? >> jimmy: music? ♪ ♪ oh i love trash ♪ ♪ anything dirty or dingy or dusty ♪ ♪ anything ragged or rotten or rusty ♪ ♪ yes i love i love trash ♪ [ laughter ] >> are you kidding me? >> ha ha, that was beautiful. >> jimmy: see? she's a grouch. >> do it again! >> i am going home.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. see, there really is someone for everyone. we have a great show for you tonight. antoni porowski is here, we have music from sia. and we'll be right back with justin theroux!

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peter gabriel's "salsbury hill," sia is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we had to break out the ponchos for the first time in a very long time. [ applause ] our first guest is a talented man, who many say has the eyebrows of a young kathy ireland. [ laughter ] you can see him next in the new comedy series "running point." >> i know this looks bad, but i'm telling all you guys, we're going to be fine. the team is going to be fine. >> right, i'm just trying to figure out how we're going to phrase the press release that our team president hit a family of dutch tourists with his car. >> relax, we're not going to tell anybody. >> they're going home a million dollars richer and an nda. >> you have an addiction, it's like aids. >> it's not like aids, it's like cancer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "running point" premieres on netflix february 27th. please welcome justin theroux.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look very sharp. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: very nice. >> i dressed just to you you. >> jimmy: you smell good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how's your life, everything good? your show's very funny. i watched it today. it's very good. i love the idea of the show, for -- nobody's seen it yet, but it is based on -- it's loosely based on jeanie buss, who owns the lakers, then her brothers, who were front office guys. >> i know what none of this means,now me. >> jimmy: yes. >> you know that i have no relationship to sports whatsoever. so this was a tough part for me. >> jimmy: really. >> i play the owner of a basketball team. >> jimmy: yes. >> with a drug problem, obviously. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: with a drug problem. i wonder if you know what the title of the show means?

"running point." >> that's a great question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> well, i would assume that points -- listen. you and i both know -- >> jimmy: no, no, just -- >> you and i both know, because we love sports, that when you -- first of all, when you bring -- when you're playing a sport, you've got to get points. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah?ot going to the -- other place. [ laughter ] you have to get them. >> jimmy: top place, yeah. >> in almost any sports. you never disagree with me. i could do a podcast on this. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> you've got to be running the whole time. [ laughter ] there's very few sports where you're not running.

and so it's like -- i mean, we should do play by play, honestly, at some point. >> jimmy: was it like when you do a medical show and you have to learn the terminology? >> it's kaek like that. it's my worst nightmare. [ laughter ] yeah, if you get a medical show, "hand me the cap bell." "we've got to do an ekg with the stent." that's me except the lingo was like, "he's a second-tier draft pick for the west charter --" i don't know, i ran out, i just ran out of sports --

>> jimmy: the west charter? >> i had a few lines where i had to pretend like i knew -- yeah, like you have to learn a russian accent. >> jimmy: uh-huh, i see. >> this is me having to learn sports. >> jimmy: you're very physically fit. i know you like to exercise. >> love it. >> jimmy: did you play sports as a kid? >> no. >> jimmy: none? >> none. >> jimmy: never? >> i was very hyperactive. i had what they now call adhd. some diagnosis. and so -- but i couldn't stand the team element of sports. i'd get very bored just sitting -- you know, then "now you go in." like dodgeball was great for me. for any hyperactive kid. you're just pegging someone or getting pegged, then you're out. [ laughter ] and that's it. or throw a piece of paper up and tackle the guy. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, that's not what we called it, yeah. [ laughter ] there's a lot of the things have changed. >> i know. >> jimmy: they don't play dodgeball anymore. >> they don't? >> jimmy: no. >> why? >> jimmy: because it's bullying.

>> it's super cruel. >> jimmy: yeah, it's considered to be like bullying or something. >> it is bullying, let's be -- i mean -- >> jimmy: i guess. >> but it's very athletic. >> jimmy: i loved dodgeball. >> i know, i loved it. >> jimmy: it was so much fun. did you know -- i happen to know i don't know why i read this recently. originally dodgeball was played with big rocks. [ laughter ] true. they would throw big rocks at the person in the center. and if you got hit by the rock, then the team would come and finish you off with the rocks. [ laughter ] >> that's called a stoning. [ laughter ] they still do that in really backwater countries. >> jimmy: a stoning, yeah. >> bring it back, the stoning. >> jimmy: we've gone from hitting each other with rocks to this big, red, very bouncy rubber ball -- >> i know. we all can remember the sound of that hitting your ear. it's like a ping! twang! whatever that is that breaks your eardrum. >> jimmy: the feel and the smell of that rubber ball are those

things that are just ingrained in us. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would imagine the smell and feel of a rock is ingrained in some -- [ laughter ] -- ancient culture also. >> we should bring in stoning. >> jimmy: your fiancee was here last week. you did send me a photograph i think she was surprised to see on the show of a low moment. >> did not like it. >> jimmy: a low moment for her on her vacation, which she had been knocked in the face while surfing. and was -- >> broke her nose. >> jimmy: was running home with a broken nose, yeah. >> she's also very athletic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it looks like she was raying rockball there. >> can you get in here where it says, "life is better in costa rica"? [ laughter ] that's my favorite part of the whole thing. >> jimmy: better than what? >> i know. >> jimmy: but what you've done, you did a stupid thing. because now she has retaliated. she sent me a video of you. [ applause ] and this is a video of you

playing golf with her stepdad. >> uh-huh? >> jimmy: and there's a -- >> and her brother-in-law. >> jimmy: on the golf course. her brother-in-law, yeah. >> i think so. i've only played golf once, so it has to be -- maybe twice in my life. >> jimmy: once was with me. [ laughter ] >> we didn't so much play golf at that -- anyway. >> jimmy: well, yeah. we -- as i recall, we played four holes and lost 42 balls. [ laughter ] >> yes. we did. we lost a lot. >> jimmy: and had three gummies, i think. >> yes. [ laughter ] actually, the fun part of that was -- it was me, jimmy on vacation together, howard stern, and jason bateman. >> jimmy: bateman wasn't there. >> he was there. >> jimmy: i checked with him today. he wasn't there. [ laughter ] i think you had all three of the gummies. >> the whole point of it was not to play -- the point of the whole thing, the exercise, was i wanted to learn how to take marijuana. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and you -- >> jimmy: how to take marijuana.

[ laughter ] >> let's be honest. >> jimmy: i got to teach you the terminology, too. >> i know. so we dropped marijuana that morning. [ laughter ] but you're like, "listen, here's how we're going to do it." "in the daytime? "that's the best time to do it." we went to play golf at 9:00 in the morning. howard had been up probably 12 hours. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. >> he's already annoyed we were starting in the middle of the day. >> jimmy: you were dressed like judas priest on the golf course. >> probably. then you would like, "you take a little bit of the weed, then you take a little bit more once that feels okay." and i did, i had a great time on marijuana. >> jimmy: yeah, we weren't good at golf, though. >> no, we were terrible at golf. >> jimmy: let's see how this time went. >> hi, want to drive? >> sure. oh [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: look at how happy they are.

there's the snake, yeah. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: for you to wear that outfit, you must be really in love. [ laughter ] i've never seen you wear anything like that. >> they think the prank was putting a snake down. the real prank was getting me to play golf. [ laughter ] that was the cruelest part of it. i think i lost 40 balls that day. >> jimmy: when we come back, we have a surprise for someone. i'm not even going to say who the surprise is for. but it's somebody who doesn't know what's going to happen. in fact, i don't even know who the person is yet. and you're going to be part of this, yes? >> sure. >> jimmy: great. justin theroux is with us. his show is called "running point." he doesn't know what it means, but i do. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are delivered to you by pringles and moustaches. s on car insurance by checking allstate first. like you know to check first that you bought seats in the right section.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so tomorrow's valentine's day, which is not always great for single people. so we have a treat for a single lady in our audience. i'd like to -- raise your hand if you're a single, eligible woman. okay, well, there's one right there. yes. yeah, you right there, yes. yeah, come on up here for a second. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to put a mic on you. all right, so we will put a mic. and justin, you're going to make a young woman's dreams come true. hi, how are you? how you doing?

>> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is justin right here. >> what's your name? >> gina. can i have a hug? >> of course. >> this is awesome. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i'm already feeling left out. [ laughter ] so you love justin, i guess? >> yes. >> jimmy: is this what we're learning here? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you think a little valentine's day photo shoot with justin might be something that made your friends jealous? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> nice. >> jimmy: that's what valentine's day is really all about, isn't it? all right, so i would like you guys, if you don't mind, to step over that way. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> let's do this. guillermo. >> guillermo: how you doing? >> that's fantastic. here, come over here. oh, my god. pictures. >> bye, guillermo! >> so sweet. >> jimmy: at the end of this, you will have these pictures -- >> we can put this on the gram, right? >> jimmy: so smile, do you mind?

oh, that's nice, okay. >> chocolates. >> jimmy: get the hearts out of there, we're going to -- guillermo, bring in the props. >> what is this? >> jimmy: those are baguettes. >> it's bread. >> jimmy: bread, that is bread. because now you are on a trip to paris. [ cheers and applause ] yes. together. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: oh, here we go. there we go. okay, good. all right. disneyland is always fun. right? >> disneyland's great. >> jimmy: okay. >> guillermo: here. >> jimmy: we've got some big turkey legs for you. >> turkey legs. here, i'll put your hat on. >> you're so helpful. >> yeah. well, i'm -- you're minnie. >> i'm so messed up here. >> you do me. that's okay. i'm trying not to mess up your hair. >> jimmy: wow, holy cow, this is getting very physical. >> let's do like the champagne thing. >> jimmy: don't block your face with your turkey leg.

oh, perfect. that's great. that looks really good. and now, it's your birthday. happy birthday to you. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: uh-huh, and i want to get you to just -- >> we're moving so fast in this relationship. [ laughter ] i feel like this is too sudden. >> jimmy: blow out the candles. okay, great. oh, that's nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> better. >> jimmy: so now you guys, you're back home and you're mad at justin because you hate disneyland and he brought you there for your birthday. now you're fighting, you're arguing. >> sorry i brought you to disneyland. >> jimmy: take that wooden spoon. get a little closer and look mad. >> oh here, over here. >> jimmy: you don't look mad. look mad. good, all right. now give him the finger. give him the finger. >> i cannot. >> jimmy: give him the finger, he deserves it. >> i'm sorry, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: now you storm out,

gina. justin's left behind, he's crying his eyes out by himself. justin -- >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, and then you break up, and naturally, you end up on the cover of "us weekly" together. and -- beautiful. oh, wow. that was an emotional roller coaster. [ cheers and applause ] i'm are so. ry your relationship didn't work out, but now you have a whole instagram drama for an entire year, all right? >> yes, thank you so much. >> jimmy: okay, you're confused, aren't you? i would be too. [ laughter ] all right. well, thank you very much. justin, the name of your show is "running point." >> that's right, i don't know what it means. >> jimmy: he doesn't know what it means. it premieres february 27th on netflix. thank you, gina. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: we'll be back with antony porowski. gets in my way. ♪ but thanks to skyrizi, i'm free to bare my skin.

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>> jimmy: music from sia is on the way. if your appetite is finally back after the super bowl, our next guest has a show for you. he leads hungry celebrities into their family histories and recipes on "no taste like home" on national geographic. please say hello to antoni porowski. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ for those who don't know, you are like the food guy on "queer eye"? >> yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you go into people's houses. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you immediately start rummaging through their stuff. you go in their freezer, refrigerator. you start looking at them, you judge them. >> how else are you going to too -- judging. it's like research. going through someone's diary. learning about what their parents taught them, or more importantly, didn't teach them when they were growing up. >> jimmy: you come from a house

where the refrigerator was nice, perfect, neat? >> we had a really good fridge. >> jimmy: you had a good fridge. >> a lot of condiments. it's like, you can tell a lot about somebody. what kind of hot sauce do they use? know what i mean? are they a mayo, hellman's, what's a good vibe? >> jimmy: what hot sauce will make you think more of them? >> i love crystal. >> jimmy: okay. >> the hot sauce. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you meant billy. [ laughter ] >> green tabasco is fantastic. >> jimmy: green tabasco, interesting. >> i know it's polarizing but i really am obsessed with truff. the truff hot sauce. >> jimmy: what about baloney? [ laughter ] if you found baloney in the refrigerator, you'd be disappointed? >> i wouldn't be disappointed, but i'd rather have something with -- >> jimmy: you've got good taste. >> i don't judge. >> jimmy: what's the most

upsetting thing you've found in somebody's refrigerator or refrigerator? >> it was definitely on "queer eye." it was -- oh, jody castalucci. wow, i remembered her full name. [ laughter ] she hunted for her own animals. i was expecting to find something, but i didn't think i would find an entire still-furry, vacuum-sealed squirrel. [ audience moaning ] the kicker was the heart was detached from the body, and it was still attached by a valve. and you could just see the whole thing. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: jody, what is going on? [ laughter ] >> i knew about the idea of eating squirrels because i lived in west virginia. i heard there were people there who did that. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> fried squirrel growing up. but actually just seeing it in the literal flesh was fascinating. >> jimmy: was it delicious? >> i didn't eat it. [ laughter ] it still had the fur. you know, you've got to -- it's got to be processed a little for me to enjoy it. >> jimmy: this show's a really

good idea, i think. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's kind of like a cooking show in some ways, but also then a travel show, and an ancestry show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all mixed into one. and you take famous people -- tell me how it works exactly. you sit people down? >> yeah, so we basically -- we take somebody and ask them about a dish that shaped them growing up. something that they remember with fondness. it could be from a special occasion or something that they mom made. for james marsden, it was chicken fried steak that he ate in oklahoma growing up. justin theroux -- i'm telling you like you didn't know that. his grandma's tortellini. we go back to the country of origin, explore their family history through food. what was going on culturally, politically, socially at the time. we kind of break apart the ingredients. we uncover different ancestors and family members. >> jimmy: you and justin went to -- what part of italy? >> ila romania in the north.

>> jimmy: is that where his family is from? >> it turns out his ancestor was actually closer to bologna. >> jimmy: and that surprise him? >> it was fascinating because we when we got there, we arrived? piachenza, we went to see this chef, "we're here for tortellini imbrodo." we went on this adventure, driving a maserati. justin had to drive, he's a bit of a control freak. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everything's a surprise? >> every single thing is a surprise, genuinely. >> jimmy: i see. >> for actors who show up on set and they know their lines, hopefully they prepare, it was really interesting to see sort of like them shed the layers of like that control, you know, where they were on this journey. so hats off to them. >> jimmy: who else did you take on trips? >> so we took awkwafina to -- started in new york, then south korea, senegal. henry golding in the jungles of bore neo. >> jimmy: really? >> which is wild rewe discovered he had literal head hunters in

his family, which is wild. >> jimmy: wow. >> not the kinds that get you jobs. [ laughter ] the ones that prevent you from ever getting one again. sort of like the beautiful, the rich, the spiritual tie to that. james marsden was in san antonio, texas, then bavaria, germany. then -- oh, yeah, that one. florence pugh in northern england, who she stole my heart. >> jimmy: she did. did you eat it? [ laughter ] >> i ate it. i vacuum sealed it, i suvided it, nice a thin with a bit of t ruff sauce, we were good to go what was justin wearing? >> the skiniest of skinny jeans, didn't matter how hot it was, with a t-shirt. he's a character. he's got a uniform and he looks damn good in it, so why not? >> jimmy: it's surprise to -- did you see him in the golf? >> i saw him in the golf cart. >> jimmy: it's shocking. >> there were no gum gummies on this journey, unfortunately. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you feel like, okay, i've got to shoot all this

stuff, i've eaten now, it's just too much? >> yes, but it's one of those things, it's so frickin' good, you're in italy, you kind of have to keep going. >> jimmy: what'd you have? >> with justin, we were on the adriatic. and we had -- we were eating these clams which are actually not indigenous, they're ironically from the philippines, but that's for another day. we ate our -- probably like -- i don't know how many pounds because they were so frickin' delicious. just a bit of chili flake, a bit of oil and salt. it was incredible. the scene right after, we had to have a polenta lasagna, which was delicious. but when i watch the scene, i just look at both of us. you can tell we're both struggle city. because we had just consumed our weight in clams. >> jimmy: this is where you need me. i'm like a bottomless dumpster. i could eat 500 clams. >> they're so good. >> jimmy: that could be a special, "jimmy eats 500 clams." >> i'll compete because i'm

pathologically competitive. >> jimmy: you will die is what happen. [ laughter ] i ate 75 chicken mcnuggets once in a contest and large order of fries. >> what did you dip them into in. >> jimmy: nothing, just ate them. hot mustard sauce. >> dried chicken nuggets and fries, that's a lot. you need to lube it up. [ laughter ] the words i'm using, i don't know, sorry. >> jimmy: pupy mayonnaise, yeah. >> down the gullet, down the hatch. >> jimmy: you've got to see the show. "no taste like home with antoni porowski" premieres february 23rd on national geographic and the next day on disney plus and hulu. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's literally available on every platform imagin imaginable. >> pretty much. >> jimmy: thank you, antoni. we'll be right back with sia!

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solsbury hill i could see the city light ♪ ♪ wind was blowing time stood still eagle flew out of the night ♪ ♪ ♪ he was something to observe ♪ ♪ came in close i heard a voice ♪ ♪ standing stretching every nerve ♪ ♪ had to listen had no choice ♪ ♪ i did not believe the information ♪ ♪ just had to trust imagination ♪ ♪ my heart going boom boom boom ♪ ♪ son he said grab your things ♪ ♪ i've come to take you home ♪ ♪ yeah yeah back home ♪ ♪ to keep in silence

i resigned ♪ ♪ my friends would think i was a nut ♪ ♪ turning water into wine open doors would soon be shut ♪ ♪ so i went from day to day ♪ though my life was in a rut ♪ ♪ 'til i thought of what i'd say ♪ ♪ which connection i should cut ♪ ♪ i was feeling part of the scenery ♪ ♪ i walked out of the machinery ♪ ♪ my heart going boom boom boom ♪ ♪ hey he said grab your things ♪ ♪ i've come to take you home ♪ ♪ yeah back home ♪ ♪ back home ♪ ♪ when illusion

i'm never where i want to be ♪ ♪ liberty she pirouettes when i think that i am free ♪ ♪ watched by empty silhouettes who close their eyes but still can see ♪ ♪ no one taught me etiquette will show another me ♪ ♪ today i don't need a replacement ♪ ♪ i'll tell them what the smile on my face meant ♪ ♪ my heart going boom boom boom ♪ ♪ hey i said you can keep my things they've come to take me home ♪ ♪ whoa oh ♪ ♪ ♪ come to take me home ♪ ♪ they've come to take me home ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is nightline. >> tonight, wendy williams. >> how are you doing? >> what she told us after years of silence. how are you doing? >> how am i doing? i'm still in prison, so to speak. >> can you describe where you are right now? the once groundbreaking talk show host, famous for keeping it real here. >> wendy. >> now her push to gain independence from