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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. hello, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here in l.a. we are back to work after a week of frivolity. we are back. we were off last week. did you know we were off last week? >> guillermo: yes, of course. >> jimmy: you didn't come in and sit on the stool? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: in my house we got all the diseases -- cold, flu, strep throat -- everything you want on vacation. the only thing we didn't get was measles. is it measles or the measles? it's like foo fighters. i can never get it straight whatever it's called, there are measles outbreaks in texas and new mexico. specifically, and you're not going to believe this, in areas

where they have low vaccination rates. i know, right? it's weird. government health officials say the best way to avoid measles is -- well, they fired all the health officials. so we don't know what they'll say. but fear not, because thanks to our dear misleader, disease is on the way out and rfk is on the way in. >> rfk jr. we need him. you know, there is an a number on autism with children, autism. 1 in 36 babies have autism. there is something wrong. bobby is going to find it. working with dr. oz, by the way. working with dr. oz. >> jimmy: oh good. let's get dr. huxtable in there too while we're at it. he only hires people from television. it's really remarkable. what an absolute mess these scoundrels are making of our country. the federal government is in unprecedented disarray.

the mass firings continue. they're jumping in, chopping off heads. it's not just that they're firing thousands of thousands of federal workers. it's the glee with which they do it. ordinarily, there's some compassion when you lay people off. you wish them well, thank them for their work. but not maga! not the doge bros! they are throwing career-long civil servants, people, many of whom have worked in these jobs for decades, out in the street like they're fish garbage. x lute author, elon musk, sent out a mass email over the weekend to all federal workers. the subject line was "what did you do last week?" and then ordered them to list the top five things they did at work last week. it's like the government is being run by buzzfeed. it's ridiculous. meanwhile, while all this so-called "cost cutting" is going on, liger woods has already spent $10.7 million of tax money playing golf. trump has played golf on 9 of his first 30 days of work while you're making payments on an egg salad sandwich. and not only is he busy with golf, while laying people off, he amped the hypocrisy up another notch by accusing

employees of the government who work from home of being out playing golf instead of working at home. donald trump, a guy who literally works from home and is out playing golf instead of working saying these work from home employees are out playing golf. there's almost no parallel. it's like diddy complaining you bought too much baby oil. but trump and his buddy elon -- what a team. we've got a dick and a tater in charge of everything. next thing you know, don't be surprised, mark my words, the next thing you know, those who will be going to fort knox to check out the gold. >> we're also going to fort knox. i'm going to go with elon. we want to see lots of nice beautiful shiny gold in fort knox. don't be totally surprised if we open the door and say there is nothing here. they stole 24 too. >> it was empty when we got here. he comes lumbering out with a bunch of big rectangles in his

pants. it is crazy what is happening. we have a nonvetted officials, not elected by congress, a foreigner from south africa who makes almost a trillion dollars from government contracts directing his goon squad to plug into hard drives that contain highly sensitive information for hundreds of millions of u.s. citizens. we still haven't seen trump's tax returns. he and elon have seen ours. that doesn't make sense to me, but i tell you what, they're having a lot of fun with it. ♪ >> thank you. >> this is the chainsaw for bureaucracy. ahhh! >> jimmy: i mean, seriously, if that guy walked into your office

and told you he was there to start making cuts, everybody would jump on him and put him in a headlock, right? you'd zip tie him and hold him until the cops showed up. i'm not even 100% sure he's human. >> the left wanted to make comedy illegal, you know. you can't make fun of anything. comedy sucks. nothing is funny. you can't make fun of anything. legalize comedy. >> jimmy: yeah! he's right. we can't make fun of anything anymore. for instance, if i said that outfit he's wearing looks like a russian coke dealer from 1993, i would be arrested. thank you, elon, for saving comedy. now, speaking of comedy, i wonder if rodney doger-field saw this, this morning. in the middle of all the cuts, someone hacked into the monitors at the department of housing and urban development and put this on the video screen. it's donald trump kissing elon's feet. [ applause ]

see? comedy is still legal. and that's why you don't fire a thousand nerds at once. we got some new insight about donald and elonia, courtesy of the latest, in a series of trump tell-alls by michael wolff, the author of "fire and fury." he has a new book called "all or nothing." i love when a new trump tell-all pops up. for me, it's the equivalent of a surprise beyonce album dropping. according to the book, which is out tomorrow, the first time trump saw elon bopping around onstage at a rally in pennsylvania, he said "what the f is wrong with this guy and why doesn't his shirt fit?" both excellent questions. the book says that some of trump's cronies believe trump was using ozempic, which i guess means ozempic doesn't work? wolff writes that when trump wants to celebrate, he calls for his "poison," which is a basket of starbursts, hershey bars, laffy taffy, and tootsie rolls.

his head really is a halloween pumpkin, just stuffing it. the book claims trump really wanted a female vice president, but instead settled for a man who wears eyeliner. wolff also says trump was losing it towards the end of the campaign. and at one point, he forgot j.d. vance's name. i bet he still doesn't know it. i would bet almost anything trump has no idea what the letters j and d stand for. johnny depp? i don't know. of course, team trump is pushing back on the book. his communications director steven cheung -- that's not the right photo. yes, that's the one. steven cheung, his white house communications director, really looks like a baby with a hemorrhoid wrote, "michael wolff is a lying sack of s and has proven to be a fraud. he routinely fabricates stories originating from his sick and warped imagination, only possible because he has a severe and debilitating case of trump derangement syndrome that has rotted his peanut-sized brain."

if i was michael wolff, i would put that quote right on the back cover of the book. i would make it a blurb. meanwhile, poor j.d. vance. not only does the book say elon had no interest in meeting him because he was only vice president, this photo has been making the rounds today. which looks like elon musk is also making budget cuts to his pants. he looks like he walked into bloomingdale's and said give me the urkel. where does one even get pants like this? is there an american boy doll store? we also got some hot melania gossip from the book, lewding a quote from a staffer that said melania f-ing hates her husband, which i get that. it seems that she wants no part of him. the book reveals "nobody can tell you where melania even actually lives." she's like the easter bunny. apparently not even trump's staff knew where melania was living during the campaign. and she hasn't been around much since he won, until this weekend. she hadn't been in washington

forbe a month. she reappeared on saturday night at a dinner for governors. you can see, here she is entering the governor's ball. where is she? there she is. they dress the same, for some reason. that's what hostage negotiators call "proof of life." but despite her absence, sources claim melania is a constant presence in trump's ear, which is that a marriage or a demonic possession? because i think i know the real reason why melania came back to town. trump got a visit from french president emmanuel macron today, and ooh la la. every time these guys get together, they have a long and uncomfortable handshake. and they kind of won't let go of each other. they shake hands the way dogs get stuck together when they're mating. macron was in washington on the third anniversary of russia's invasion of ukraine to try to convince trump not to bend over all the way for his kgbff vlad putin. trump last week blamed ukraine

for the war with russia. which is, i mean, these ukrainians invaded themselves! it's quite an argument. today, after last week calling zelensky a dictator, he refused to call putin a dictator. when asked. i get the idea that when trump watches "lord of the rings," he's rooting for gollum. there is something off there. speaking of gollum, giuliani had a rough moment at a walmart this weekend. he was at a walmart in new jersey, and he was spotted shopping for hair dye. there he is, checking out the new colors. you know, there's sad and there's "shopping for hair dye on your jazzy scooter at walmart" sad. there's also "assistant who has to help rudy giuliani pick out hair dye" sad. unfortunately, rudy was unable to find the right tint at walmart, but he did find it across the street at autozone. that's what pure performance looks like, folks. donald trump is going around bragging that he made $500 million charging business

leaders to meet him at mar-a-lago. meanwhile, the sad old vampire who ruined his life trying to steal the election for him is rolling around walmart looking for deals on just for men. i guess rudy is not on the list of ways to make america great again. trump is on a mission to bring back all the things we loved about this country. all the things we miss about this country. and when you see them all laid out for you, when you consider the sheer magnitude of all the amazing things he is doing, i have to say, it's hard not to feel patriotic. >> hello, everyone. your favorite president here with more good news for freedom loving americans like you. i just gave an order to do away with soggy paper straws. from now on, all straws will be made from beautiful dolphin-killing plastic, and that's just the beginning. we're also bringing back an old friend named asbestos. and sprayed our hair with cfcs. let's get back to that great farrah fawcett hair.

what a head of hair that lady had. we're bringing back smoking on planes and in hospitals. and littering. i go right out the window with my trash. sorry, kemosabe. and we're also getting rid of those mesh nets around trampolines. remember when kids used to just go flying? that's all coming back. and so is maisel's. we're bringing back maisels's, aunt jemima and uncle ben's. there is only one commanders in this town and it's yours truly. and i told pete hegseth, he is going to love this, we're bringing back drunk driving. remember driving drunk? you're going to love it. and we're bringing back dumping chemicals right in the river, and the mcdlt. i'm donald trump, and i'm recording this message from the toilet. [ flushing ] that's a big one. that's a really good one. i hate to see it go. >> jimmy: we have a fun show for you tonight. drew carey is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from

nathanial rateliff and gregory alan isakov. and we'll be right back with chris pratt. so stick around. [ cheering ] ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by all state.

♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, he's the longtime host of "the price is right" and a beloved american television treasure. drew carey is with us. then later, two talented singer-songwriters are teaming up. their song is called "flowers." nathanial rateliff and gregory alan isakov. [ cheering ] we're back to work this week. we have new shows with conan o'brien, who will be here tomorrow. he is hosting the oscars this year. mindy kaling will be with us. as will kelly ripa and

mark consuelos. from "white lotus," natasha rothwell, rege-jean page will join us, and lionel richie will be here with music from soccer mommy and smokey robinson. but not together. they will be separate. our first guest tonight is a galaxy-guarding raptor-wrangling, shoe-shining superstar. his new movie, "the electric state" premieres march 14th on netflix. please welcome chris pratt. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> that's my favorite part. >> jimmy: did you guys practice that? >> yeah, thanks, guys. that rehearsal we did over the weekend really paid off. thank you for that. >> jimmy: it just goes to show you that really successful people prepare. >> that's it.

separation. >> jimmy: congratulations. i know you have a new child since last i saw you. [ cheering ] >> thank you. thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> ford. >> jimmy: four? >> ford. he is 3 months old. >> jimmy: he doesn't get confused by that. >> not at all. he is three months now. >> jimmy: you got a boy, two girls, boy. >> that's right. jack, 12. lila, 4. ehloise about to be 3 and then ford. >> jimmy: i remember jack was like 4 years old or something. he came here with you to the show. >> that's right. >> jimmy: is he helping you or is he of no help at all? >> he's my accountant. >> jimmy: he is? >> he's helping. he's got the books cooked, though. we're done. >> jimmy: you know what? i don't think there is anybody checking anything at the irs anymore. >> we're good, yeah. >> jimmy: do you help with all of the swaddling and the changing and that kind of duties? >> do adooties, it takes a team.

he's got a lot of them. he can deuce, i tell you. >> jimmy: you must be very proud. >> oh, yeah. he didn't get my eyes. but he got my long butt crack. yeah. that's a genetic thing. [ laughter ] and i'll tell you, most of it goes up. i don't know why. >> jimmy: how do you know it's long? i have no idea if mine's long. >> oh, you'd know if it was long. it's one of those things you just know. you look around and you go i think mine's a lot longer than that. >> jimmy: is that a family trait? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah? >> my dad had a long butt crack. >> jimmy: did he? >> we used to -- he was a contractor. my brother and i would go work for him. and plumber's butt. that's a thing, right? the pants hang down. he'd have his pants jacked up, he'd still have plumber's butt. i remember one time we were doing this log cabin and he was leaning over all ornery and grumpy. and my brother was teaking

hand handfuls of sawdust and dumping them in his butt. he did another handful and walks over a 16 penny nail. didn't react. never heard a word. and he must have routinely had sawdust and 16 penny nails in his underwear. i think that's the kind of thing you'd go hey, what the hell, but not him. no, long butt crack. didn't know. >> jimmy: do you find yourself parenting like your dad did? >> this is deep. >> jimmy: glad we're going there. >> yeah, somewhat. i find my instincts come from my dad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so in some regards, i'm kind of moving away from them in various ways. you know, have i, like i said, two sons, bookending two daughters. so i don't really know how to do the parent -- my daughters in the same way that my dad parented me. he was really tough. he was an old school guy.

and i was pretty scared of him for the most part. i had that kind of fear that a child -- i was born, you know, and raised in a way that you respect your parents. you would never say no. you -- and in a way i kind of felt that compromised my connection to him in a way. so i'm trying to do something a little different. but the result is they do not fear me at all. [ laughter ] i don't want them to fear me. i guess that means they don't listen and they don't. >> jimmy: so you don't get -- you get no -- >> i get no respect, yeah. i'm rodney dangerfield. >> jimmy: it's as if i'm a ghost in the house sometimes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so if you tell them like no, don't do this, they just carry on. >> completely. >> jimmy: i'm glad that's happening to you too. >> my daughter lila is very tough. she is sweet, but she'll say something like "i'll cut your eyeballs out." [ laughter ] and i'll go all right. please don't do that.

i'll tell you one thing that's beautiful. she's going have no problem saying no to a man growing up, you know what i mean? [ cheering ] >> jimmy: no, you're right. and you know why? because she'll be in a woman's prison! [ laughter ] because you can't talk to the warden that way. they're wonderful. i love them. they're great. >> jimmy: your brother-in-law patrick was here last week. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know if you're aware of this. i assume you must be aware of it, because around schwarzenegger is his dad. he said when he was a kid, arnold had a very overt way of parenting they didn't make the bed, he would grab the mattress, throw it out the balcony into the pool. >> yes. >> jimmy: and if other kids came and left their shoes scattered around. >> straight to the fireplace. >> jimmy: the fire, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so that's something to think about. >> i could try that.

>> jimmy: maybe have grandpa come over and ride on his little donkey or something. [ laughter ] >> opa, opa, burn the shoes. i think katherine inherited some of that austrian toughness. and so maybe in that regard, it's why as a parenting team she kind of is more of the authoritarian, really. >> jimmy: i see. >> she gets some of that. >> oh, yeah. that's not me. >> jimmy: in a way, that's better, and in a way that's worse. >> we get some authority. it's just at mom. >> jimmy: i learned something about you. i feel kind of surprised i didn't know. this is video that -- i guess i didn't see it the first time around. but it went around. ♪ ♪ thanks to, one walking by, what a kind of guy, knock or die, in the parking

lot ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good actually. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i thought you were lip-synching at first. >> you thought i was lip-synching? >> jimmy: you sound just like eminem. >> i spent two years in a van smoking weed listening to eminem when i was 20, before i found jes jesus, jimmy. [ laughter ] and other kids learned biology at college. >> jimmy: that's who you learned. >> i was learning. >> jimmy: how to record your own rap songs? >> i did. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> yeah, no i did. i had a season in my life. i was about 22 or 23. i was doing a television show for the wb in utah called "everwood." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yes, thank you, yes. don't laugh. but yeah, some 20 years ago. i had like a computer and a little studio set up in my office. and i recorded some tracks with -- >> jimmy: do you remember any of them? >> oh, yeah, i could, yeah.

>> jimmy: oh, could you give us a little bit? >> a little taste? oh my god. >> jimmy: please. [ cheering ] >> this is embarrassing. all right. i see a lot of white people in the audience. don't start clapping on the one and three. that's going to mess me up. do you know what that means? no. >> jimmy: put your hands in the air like you don't care. >> one, two, three, four. instead of, one, two, three, four, which every white person does when people start singing. you don't want to do that, white folks. you go one r, two, three, four. give me like that. uh, uh. right, right. ♪ ♪ listen, it's like i just smoked up to write again, it's the middle of the night again, hey, i'm a set this session right again, put the pen to paper and it gets me all excited

♪ and i dibble and dabble and hip-hop the mic and if i do it right, probably going to hurt a little, jimmy kimmel, listen, listen ♪ ♪ ten-years sent to the outer dimension, my pension is paid and my rent is on time ♪ ♪ but money may take me to levels of attention and every last sentence included the truth in a crazed craniobrain retention ♪ ♪ with double identity, please tell me when 20 stop, if we don't stop so what do we ♪ >> jimmy: wow! [ cheering ] >> jimmy: i feel like i don't know you at all. wow. >> i'm putting my gold chain back. i feel like all the white people learned something tonight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next time the kids aren't listening to you, just bust that out. they're going to be they're. >> they're going to be so embarrassed. >> jimmy: "the electric state" is out. we'll be right back. that was unbelievable.

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character that is millie's character and the kid cosmo robot is part of the graphic novel. my character is not part of the graphic novel. my character is something they introduced in the script, which is great. i got to really imagine who this guy is and start from scratch. so it's sort of based him on some people in my life. >> jimmy: who did you base him on? >> well, when i was about 7 years old, i lived in anchorage, alaska. and my family moved all around. and we lived, the five of us in this small apartment in anchorage. and my neighbor at the time, because i was 7. the world is very small when you're 7 living in alaska. my neighbor was david lee roth. >> jimmy: what? >> that's what i thought. >> jimmy: oh. >> his real name was kenny gundaker. but david lee roth was on mvp mtv. a this guy with tiger stretch pants playing electric guitar in the backyard, he had a band and

was always jamming and was really good shredding his electric car all hours of the night. in hindsight, it felt like he was 40, but he he was probably between 18 and 20. >> jimmy: right. >> and the guy was an absolute hero. and a total icon of the '80s. >> jimmy: really? >> so i'm going to base this character on what i remember of kenny. who incidentally as i looked him up, because it's been decades since i even thought about him, he has passed away now. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> rest in peace, kenny. >> jimmy: did you record any rap albums with kenny? >> no, no, no. i couldn't afford kenny. i couldn't do the writer. >> jimmy: i bet kenny would be pretty happy you've immortalized him in this film. will you be in the avengers movie? i know you're across the street with the russo brothers -- [ cheering ] -- at their hand and footprints star ceremony. this something you can share with us? will star lord be a part of this? >> for people that know the

marvel world, we did guardians of the galaxy three and there was a promise that star lord would return. >> jimmy: the legendary star lord -- >> will return was the promise. we will make good on that promise. >> jimmy: but maybe not in this movie? >> i feel like there is a marvel sniper somewhere. >> jimmy: there always are. >> i will say no more. >> jimmy: all right. do the marvel people know you can rap? because i feel like you can work that in too. >> you think so? >> jimmy: i don't know why not. >> i don't know if it is rap music. maybe now. maybe. we'll find out. >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. >> always good to see you. >> jimmy: the movie is called "the electric state" check it out on netflix. krit pratt, everybody. we'll be back with drew carey. imagine being good to go without daily hiv pills. ♪ good to go binge-watch. ♪ good to go out even later.

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♪ hi there welcome back. music from nathanial rateliff and gregory alan isakov is on the way. our next guest is keeper of a game show flame that has been burning for 53 years. he hosts the 10,000th episode of "the price is right" wednesday night on cbs. please welcome drew carey.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it must be weird being in front of an audience that doesn't have name tags on. >> it is weird. i was watching backstage. i like that you talk to the crowd in between. i didn't know you did that. >> it's the most fun part usually of the show. >> that's what i do on "the price is right." that's the part i look forward to the most is talking to the crowd. >> jimmy: it seems like you have especially crazy people coming to see the show, yes? or maybe not crazy, but lively. >> well, you know, they've been watching it their whole lives with their kids and grandkids. 53 years is a long time. >> jimmy: and they know you might pick them if they're fun, right? >> i tell everybody i'm not allowed to pick. like george, they always wear our names on the shirts. it's weird.

they also don't have jimmy written on their shirt. >> jimmy: maybe they're misunderstanding that you're supposed to put your own name on the shirt and not the name of the host. >> yeah. but it's pretty wild. i don't have anything to do with who gets pick and who comes up. if i did, there would be nothing but chicks up there anyways. >> jimmy: right, right. drew, i just want to say first of all, thank you. you during the writers strike, the last two writers strikes, you paid for everyone's lunch, and i mean everyone who came in for the whole three months or whatever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was really a nice thing to do. i hope people thank you for that. >> they do. honestly, i wouldn't have any money if it wasn't for writers. it's my way of paying back. >> jimmy: well, that's very good. >> where would we be without our writers, man? >> jimmy: we'd be at home, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: probably watching this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "the price of right" 10,000th episode i mentioned is

on wednesday. >> yeah. you hosted. >> 3,317. >> jimmy: what's that? >> 3,317 i was told. >> jimmy: bob barker hosted 6,731. >> yeah, i got a ways to go, man. >> jimmy: you're almost halfway there. you only have to do 18 more years and then you'll be tied with bob. >> i've been on the show 18 years which is a long time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but lebron has been in the nba like 22 years. >> jimmy: yes. and his job is more physically demanding, wouldn't you say? >> way more. way more respect for him than me. >> jimmy: how are you in the production of the show? do you have anything to do with the prizes on the show? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you never have this would be nice to give away? >> i send them suggestions if i see something on the internet or something. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. at first i would show up and hope i didn't screw up the place. >> jimmy: were the prizes i'm not giving this away. >> there was one prize that bugged me. the first season we would give away a grandfather clock every show.

[ laughter ] i never got it. every time there would be a grandfather clock, all right, well, i guess people like grandfather clocks. i'm just going to shut up. >> jimmy: do they have a warehouse full of them or something? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: why are they giving away grandfather clocks? >> there is a surprise warehouse where there are bedroom sets and stuff. at the end of the season, the crew can buy washer and dryers. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. leftover stuff they sell to the crew at discount prices. >> jimmy: so the crew is hoping the people don't win the prizes. >> well, they're not buying the grandfather clocks, i'll tell you that. or they have a new modern one and call it a floor clock. and one of the first things i wanted to do when i was finally able to speak up is get rid of the grandfather clocks. wouldn't believe it. i miss the rice-a-roni, though. i want rice-a-roni back. >> jimmy: this is perhaps an invasion of your privacy, but i'm going to move forward with it any way. you adopted a dog baby, more than one dog. >> two dogs. >> jimmy: at a dog rescue that one of our writers works at. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: and he was shuffling

through things he shouldn't be reading, and he found your application. >> yeah, i had to apply to -- they had me fill out -- i thought it would be enough that i have drew carey and i want to get a dog. >> jimmy: you would think. >> and they made me fill out an application. are you willing to spend this much money and stuff? yes. >> jimmy: please describe your previous level of dog experience. you said you've had up to three dogs at a time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: has a dog ever escaped your home or car? >> no. not until these ones. >> jimmy: your pets spayed or neutered? do you remember what your answer to this question is? >> i said yeah. i'm the host of "the price is right". >> yes, they were. i host "the price is right." >> i was filling it out. by that time, man, what do i got to tell these people. >> jimmy: and yet you have to do that, because bob barker was a pioneer in having testicles removed from an marlins, right? >> yeah, yeah. he really walked the walk. and for a while, people don't know, i was telling your

producer, before i was the host, the price is right is a vegan show. they had no meat product, no leather goods, no meat products. on the grill, when we give away an outdoor grill, they have plastic vegetables. they've never had plastic meat. they wouldn't show fake meat. it would be all vegetables, asparagus and stuff. and now we have fake meat on the show. >> jimmy: bob did live to what, 99 years old? >> yeah. maybe he had the right idea. >> jimmy: maybe we should stop eating those plastic steaks. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you, on the side, do a little bit of deejaying. >> yeah, i used to have a radio show. >> jimmy: this is what you're doing for fun here? >> yeah. >> jimmy: where was this? [ cheering ] >> my shirt says "i don't know the price of anything." it's one of those shirts they buy from the internet. i see that ever day, there is ten people wearing that shirt that says that. i used to have a radio show, little steven's underground garage. when i stopped doing that, i

still had the itch to make music and i picked all my own music. i started deejaying. that was after a phish concert on new year's eve. >> jimmy: were there people? >> straight from the phish concert to there. >> jimmy: did you -- >> oh, yeah. i discovered phish. >> jimmy: oh, you just discovered phish. >> like a lot of us, everybody has a friend that's into phish. >> jimmy: i do. yeah. >> that you make fun of. that's my phish friend. >> jimmy: my friend dan sam born. he calls everyone bro. >> yes! when you go to see phish, i'm telling you, man, hey, bro, hey, bro, a lot of that. you see a lot of dudes with wedding rings all together, not a wife in sight. [ laughter ] go to your stupid phish concert, see if i care. >> jimmy: it's all guys. >> all

and everyone dances lame. it's amazing. >> jimmy: did you have the full phish experience, if you know what i'm saying? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: you did? >> when i saw them at the sphere was 4-20 weekend. >> jimmy: i see. >> you kind involve to. >> jimmy: it's the law. >> they were amazing. you get a contact high. >> jimmy: and are you available for parties? or is this -- >> if you guys have a rep party, i'll deejay. >> jimmy: all right, all right. we'll take you up on that. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: as if you haven't done enough. drew carey, everybody. [ cheering ] the 10,000th episode of "the price is right" wednesday on cbs. we'll be back with nathanial rateliff and gregory alan isakov. [ applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: thanks to chris pratt and drew carey. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, their song is called "flowers." nathanial rateliff and gregory alan isakov! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you can look at a rose just any rose ♪ ♪ accept that it's perfect let it dry on the wall ♪ ♪ but what is its purpose

what is its purpose ♪ ♪ i could take in your eyes still never know ♪ ♪ bathe in the wind then just watch it blow ♪ ♪ find that it's curtains it's curtains for me ♪ ♪ it's curtains for me it's curtains ♪ ♪ covered in ash holding our bones ♪ ♪ called out their names words just felt cold ♪

♪ they never came home never came home ♪ ♪ harbor the truth, was i talking in tongues ♪ ♪ smoke covers my eyes, it covers the sun ♪ ♪ learn how to run twisted up vines ♪ ♪ it's carved itself in, it's carved ♪ ♪ i could take on your lies admit that i'm wrong ♪

♪ that there was a place that you looked at those stones ♪ ♪ that you built up a wall to hide yourself in ♪ ♪ to hide yourself in you hide ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i could look at a rose

unlike any rose ♪ ♪ there is a fault out with it, go ♪ ♪ look at the surface, it's just flowers mixed with leaves ♪ ♪ flowers mixed with leaves flowers ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight this is a romance scam on steroids. >> inside the shocking case against the woman. authorities say targeted multiple men luring alleged victims through dating ap