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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. let me tell you something. we've been on the air for how many years now with this show, guillermo? >> guillermo: 21. >> jimmy: 22 is the correct answer. [ laughter ] and every night we pack them in. we have a line of people out in front of the theater waiting to get in. and you know why those people are out there every night trying to get in this theater? i'll tell you why, because the tickets are free. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. we're like the library without the homeless people masturbating. [ laughter ] and we're only gonna get more popular because consumer confidence is at the lowest it's been for more than four years. consumer confidence is a measure

of how optimistic we are about the economy. and the answer right now is, not very. [ laughter ] to which i say, give it a minute. donald trump -- i know he ran saying he's going to lower prices, make everybody rich. it's not like he promised he would do it all on day one. >> starting day one, we'll end inflation. i will meet bring prices down starting day one. on day one, i will begin to reverse the disastrous effects of biden's inflation. starting on day one, we will end inflation and make america affordable again. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, what are we on -- what did i are we on? >> guillermo: day 37. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and how much do a dozen eggs cost? >> guillermo: too [ bleep ] much. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not headed in a good direction. things are so bad, hooters might be going out of business. [ laughter ] can you imagine a world without hooters?

where will anyone in florida eat? [ laughter ] man cannot live on waffle house alone. if hooters goes away -- hooters is going to be a weird thing to explain to our grandkids. "so it was a strip club?" "no, families could eat there. they made chicken wings." "were they good?" "no, not very good." it's funny, if you'd told me a year ago that hooters was going bankrupt, i would assume the company had been purchased by donald trump after he lost the presidency. [ laughter ] but hooters is peanuts to our dear old uncle scam. he's got biglier ideas to bring in revenue, including a new path to citizenship for those who pay up. >> we're going to be doing something else that's going to be very good. we're going to be selling a g card. you have a green card, this is a gold card. we'll be putting a price on that card of about $5 million. and that's going to give you green card privileges plus.

it's going to be a path to citizenship. and wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying this card. they'll be healthy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what a good idea. i've always said our immigration system should run more like the customer rewards program at a casino in atlantic city. [ laughter ] somehow he managed to make everything disgusting. this is basically what he does at mar-a-lago. he's selling memberships to a country club. but this club is actually our country. [ laughter ] the land of the free. and by "free," i mean five million bucks. [ laughter ] >> would a russian oligarch be eligible for a gold card? >> yeah, possibly, okay. i know some russian oligarchs that are very nice people. it's possible. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, hey. "i know some russian oligarchs that are nice people." let me tell you something. he may know oligarchs, but not as well as they know him. [ laughter ] but get your golden tickets from president oompa j. loompa. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

the other luxury experience trump has currently planned is this "gaza-lago" nonsense. [ laughter ] you know, there's a lot of weird stuff on the internet, especially with ai, but this is a video posted on the official social media accounts of and by the president of the united states. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ no more tunnels no more fear ♪ ♪ trump gaza is finally here ♪ ♪ trump gaza shining light ♪ ♪ trump gaza number one ♪ ♪ trump gaza shining bright golden future a brand-new light ♪ ♪ ♪ feast and dance the day is done ♪ ♪ trump gaza number one ♪ >> jimmy: did i just see men with beards and bikinis? [ laughter ] even kim jong-un is like," that's a little much."

that video is a perfect example of who donald trump is. he doesn't see, or even think about the death or the suffering. he doesn't care about the people who have been killed or held hostage or no longer have homes. what does he care about? building hotels. there is no problem that can't easily be solved with a real estate development named after him. the worst part is, he thinks that looks like fun. he thinks it looks great. it's like a cruise ship crashed into saddam hussein's house. who would even want to go to a place like this? traffic's a nightmare, you have to drive around these big, dumb statues. [ laughter ] everybody is walking around with balloons like they're the clown from "it." [ laughter ] nightclubs are full of lecherous old americans groping belly dancers with their webbed frog hands. [ laughter ] you've got elon shoveling hummus into his face. [ laughter ] there's sand at the pool, and it's surrounded by fat old men. with that said, i did like the music. it was kind of catchy. [ laughter ] the doge-master general made an appearance at trump's first cabinet meeting today, where the president weighed in on the

dumb-mass email musk sent to federal employees, ordering them to report five things they did at work last week. this caused a great deal of confusion and no doubt cost us thousands of man-hours of work. but trump loved the idea. he sees this as a good way to figure out which federal employees don't exist. >> letters were sent out to people just to find out if the people exist. maybe that person doesn't exist. maybe they don't exist. people are paying people that don't exist. a lot of people that didn't exist. a lot of people that don't exist. we're trying to figure out, do they exist? people were there, they didn't exist. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's searching for people who don't exist. as if email will do that. [ laughter ] listen. you can't find melania either, doesn't mean she doesn't exist! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] reportedly some of the emperor's no-clothes crew are concerned

about this slash and burn approach to cutting budgets, and even elon himself admits that they might not be doing it right. >> we will make mistakes. we won't be perfect. but when we make mistakes, we'll fix it very quickly. for example, with usaid, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention. we all want ebola prevention, so we restored ebola prevention immediately. >> jimmy: that's fine, then. he only canceled our ebola prevention for a couple of days, calm down, everybody! that's not an excuse. "ask the doctor, as soon as i realized i unplugged my mother's life support to charge my phone, i immediately plugged it back in!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] as i mentioned, there are trump cabinet officials who have privately, very privately, been expressing frustration with elon musk. but when they were all together in a room and a reporter asked them about it, no one had a thing to say.

>> if you have heard otherwise, if you had heard anything about members of the cabinet who weren't happy with the way things are going? >> let the cabinet speak just for a second. is anybody unhappy with elon? if you are, we'll throw him out of here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ha ha ha ha ha. [ laughter ] what an adorable group of eunuchs. look at the -- let's watch the end of the video. watch marco rubio. marco rubio might be the only semi-normal person. he's like, oh, one clap. [ laughter ] mark my words, marco my words, he'll be the first one out. [ laughter ] what trump does is he fixes problems by either creating problems or finding things that aren't problems and then "solving" them. a full month after the fires, he's still blathering on about sending water to california. >> by the way, the water is

flowing in california. i hope you people have seen it. i'll get you some photographs but it's a beautiful sight. it's not recorded, it's incredible. california has a lot of water. that's going to take care of farmers, it's going to wetten up the land. [ laughter ] it's going to go all the way down to los angeles, where they have curfews on water. >> jimmy: that's right. [ laughter ] we've hat curfews on water. all water has to be in bed by 10:00 or it's grounded. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna "wetten up" the land. here's the thing. i know if you don't live in southern california, you probably assume there must be some little shred of truth to that story he just told. there is not. we have no limits on water, no curfew for water. the only thing he wettened is the diaper he puts on every day. [ cheers and applause ] >> how beautiful is that, look at that beautiful water flowing. look at that. that's coming into the dikes and

other means of transportation. isn't that beautiful? who would believe that? >> jimmy: no one would believe that, no one. [ laughter ] what he actually did was he dumped a huge amount of water in the central valley, water the farmers were saving for the summer when they need it. he released that when they didn't need it. it's all part of his plan to make sure groceries cost a million dollars a month. but thank you for the water, mr. president. we love it. we're literally bathing in it right now. [ laughter ] we love it speaking of water, you know who isn't getting much attention lately? ted cruz. he seems to have been left out in the cold. and you know, he dies if he isn't on tv at least once a week. [ laughter ] so last night, sweaty teddy popped in to say hello to sean on the "hannity" show. >> the democrats are not -- they're doubling down. they are the party of waste, fraud and abuse. they are the party of -- you know, you don't see a single elected democrat saying, this is great that elon musk is tracking this down. instead, they're defending -- they are defending -- [ laughter ]

-- sex change surgeries in guatemala. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: somebody got a little too excited, thinking about those sex change surgeries in guatemala. [ laughter ] [ applause ] when ted's gills dry out, he chokes. he has to keep them damp. [ laughter ] water is about to get a lot more interesting. our new health czar, rfk, is going to be happy to hear that utah is about to become the first state to stop adding fluoride to their water supply, which actually makes sense. their state flag already looks like one of flavor flav's teeth. [ laughter ] you know, in some of the fundamentalist communities around utah, if your wife doesn't have perfectly white teeth, you don't have to worry because there's a good chance one of the other wives will. [ laughter ] why this is happening, i don't know. literally at this very minute, while this bill is on a desk about to become law, the city of calgary in canada is spending $28 million dollars to put fluoride back in their water

because they got rid of it and realized what a giant screw up it was. in 2011, i guess they voted to get rid of the fluoride, and guess what happened? thousands of people's teeth rotted, especially children's teeth. and yes, i know canadians lose a tooth every time they play hockey. [ laughter ] but this is another level of teeth-losing. the professor of medicine at the university of calgary said their studies, found that after removing the fluoride "the need for intravenous antibiotic therapy by children to avoid death by infection rose 700% at the alberta children's hospital." so i don't know what -- i guess just gargle the salt from your lake? i don't know what you're going to do. [ laughter ] sadly, this decision is likely to have a negative effect on a lot of people, but there is one group in the beehive state that is actually very happy about it. >> here in the great state of utah, we love to ski. we love our rivers. and golf. hot air balloons. hot tubs.

and the finest nonalcoholic wines money can buy. but what we love most is clean fluoride-free water. we're utah's dentists. and we look forward to seeing you much more often. >> we make holes in teeth! [ applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight. from "the white lotus," natasha rothwell is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from soccer mommy. and we'll be right back with mindy kaling!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome to the show. tonight, you know her from "the white lotus," natasha rothwell is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and later, a talented singer and songwriter from nashville, tennessee, her album is called "evergreen" -- soccer mommy. [ cheers and applause ] soccer mommy. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by lionel richie, and kelly ripa and mark consuelos, with music from aloe blacc. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a multi-talented actor, writer, and producer, and probably some other things too. her new comedy series, "running point," it premieres tomorrow on netflix. please welcome mindy kaling. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i -- i am so --

>> jimmy: you look very glamorous, you look very beautiful. thank you for being here. >> thank you very much. i'm so excited to be here. >> jimmy: you're probably just excited to be out of the house. you have three kids now, right? >> i have three kids, yes. >> jimmy: how old are they? 7, 4, and just turned 1. >> jimmy: just turned 1. did you have a party? >> yeah, monday night we had a birthday party. and -- i'm not proud of this, but i -- for the first four years of birthday parties for my kids, i am so cheap. i, like, will not -- i don't invite the hundred people over. it's just like me and my kids. we do something -- >> jimmy: like normal birthday parties are supposed to be. [ laughter ] >> yes, but in l.a., you know -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> maroon 5 isn't showing up to sing, you know, and you feel guilty when you see it on instagram. what are john and chrissy teigen -- you know. >> jimmy: we went to a birthday party with my daughter that was so unbelievably spectacular, my daughter stopped and spoke to the parents on the way out and

she said, "i'd like to have my birthday party here." [ laughter ] as if it was a venue or something. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: no, you're not having -- >> getting the party planner's information. >> jimmy: no, i just jumped in the car and got away as fast as i could. >> so it's like -- so we do very low-key. but the one tradition we have is that all my children, you know -- we go to my dad and stepmom's house for a little dinner. and i, like, pretend to have to go to the bathroom, then i walk outside and put on an elmo costume. >> jimmy: oh, yes, you brought a video of this. can we show the video? so that's you? >> yeah. ♪ celebrate good times come on ♪ >> jimmy: and your daughter? >> my son's bored, he's not even paying attention. my dad and my son -- >> jimmy: not even noticing the giant red figure there. so does your daughter love elmo? >> okay, so -- when you have three children, the first child i educated on elmo, and she was interested in reading the books

and watching the show. then by the third kid gas like, i don't know what she's watching. >> jimmy: right, yes. >> i don't know what she's doing. she doesn't have a lot of exposure to elmo. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> that's why we're not playing an elmo song. it's "celebrate good times," kool and the gang. [ laughter ] yeah, so it was a little bit more slapdash this year. >> jimmy: i see, i see. do they know you're elmo? >> yeah, so she doesn't -- she didn't know. the 4-year-old clearly indifferent or doesn't care. >> jimmy: doesn't care, yeah. >> the 7-year-old, like, did figure it out. and it was a little -- their godfather, b.j., was also there, where she turned to b.j. and said, "wait, is mom elmo?" [ laughter ] and it's one of those things where, like -- he was like, "okay, there's a lot of other things you're going to learn about, but i think i should be up front with you, you're in first grade." he's like, "yeah, yeah, kid, she's elmo."

[ laughter ] it was like a little heartbreaking for her, i think. >> jimmy: is he going to ruin other characters for her? [ laughter ] the easter bunny, the tooth fiery, et cetera? >> the one i think definitely she does not want ruined is the tooth fairy because of how lucrative it sxwls how much does the tooth fairy bring your kids? gosh, we had a fight about this today here at the office. we did. [ laughter ] >> this is a dangerous area when you ask a celebrity how much they give the tooth fairy, because you're just asking for the comments to be like, oh, you and jimmy kimmel this -- >> jimmy: and i don't go crazy, for me it's $100 a tooth. [ laughter ] right? >> yeah, just a normal dad. i think we do $10. the first one was $20. that was a lot. and now they're $10. but -- i mean, it's a slippery slope. when you have a lot of kids, you've got multiples. 60 teeth per kid. >> jimmy: what? what are you having, sharks? [ laughter ]

>> it's not 60? >> jimmy: it's not 60. >> double rows of teeth. >> jimmy: unless you've got some strange children, i don't know. [ laughter ] have they been biting the other kids? have you had anything like that happen? >> as a writer, it's fun because i was like -- it's not just the tooth fairy. i write her a letter, it's from toothiana. >> jimmy: oh, wow, really? >> she tells her how i'm so proud of her for being such a good big sister, brush her teeth for two full minutes, instructions there encoded. >> jimmy: i think that's good. it's not really a slippery slope, because there's a finite number of teeth in the head. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, i mean, unless like -- unless they move to utah or something like that -- [ laughter ] they're going to be okay. you're going to be all right. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so -- okay. so -- oh, you know what? i wanted to ask you, conan was here last night. >> yes. >> jimmy: and he's hosting the oscars. and you were an intern for conan? >> yeah. the great conan o'brien.

he's such a funny man. >> jimmy: very funny. how was he, though, as a -- as the boss? >> when i was an intern there, it was that typical thing where, like -- i was like, oh, my god this man's a genius. i was 19 when i was an intern on the show. this person's incredible. obviously he clearly did not think about me one time. but when i left after being an intern there for like four months, he took me aside and he sat down. "hey, i just want to tell you, you did a great job. you did your work, you kept your head down, you didn't try to make people laugh or be funny." and i remember being like, that's so nice. then as i've thought about it over the years i was like, what that also meant was, you were not funny. [ laughter ] you made no impression on me. you didn't try to be funny, you just were -- you disappeared into the background. >> jimmy: years later, did you tell him this? did he address it? >> it gets worse.

i saw him at a christmas party. and i told him. i was like, "that was so nice that you said to." he said, "i have no memory of that." [ laughter ] so i'm happy for him. but wouldn't say i made a big impression on him. >> jimmy: i'm happy for him too. i feel like none of our interns think i'm a genius. [ laughter ] and that upsets me. guillermo, will you ask around just privately, some of the interns? >> guillermo: yeah, i will. >> jimmy: if you can find one that thinks i'm a genius, bring them over and i'll tell them what a good job they did. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: should i go out there right now? >> jimmy: no, not right now. >> guillermo: after the show, okay. >> jimmy: tomorrow would be fine, thank you. mindy kaling is here. her new show is called "running point." we'll be right back. i'm all in. with skyrizi, i saw dramatically clearer skin. and many even achieved 100% clear skin. ♪ don't use if allergic. serious allergic reactions, increased infections, or lower ability to fight them may occur.

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i know kim's choice came as a surprise. but i can't do this without you guys. >> sis, we got your back. >> thank you. >> yeah, no matter what people say, we got you. >> what are they saying? >> um -- don't go on reddit unless you want to kill yourself. >> what? really? >> it's okay, just the fact that you're a nep poe baby, you don't know what you're doing, but you're old so you're like a nepo crumb. >> oh, my god. do i look that old? >> nobody cares. the point is, we got you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is mindy kaling's new show "running point." it premieres tomorrow on netflix. very funny. based loosely on jeanie buss, who owns the los angeles lakers.

she had a thing with her two brothers, who also at one time owned the los angeles lakers. do you know her? is she a friend of yours? >> yes, she's a friend, a great friend. you know her as well. she's one of these l.a. legends. she loved "the office," a show that i worked on for eight years. [ cheers and applause ] you know, so many people have written about the buss family because they're so interesting. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> written books and so -- she's like, "i'd love to do a show based on what it's really like to run the front office from my point of view." and i thought that -- you talk to her one hour about what really happens in her life. it's so fascinating. she is such a brilliant businessw businesswoman. and she's really sexy. so i was like, this would make a great tv show. >> jimmy: did you -- did she have kate hudson in mind to play her, or did you suggest kate? how did that happen? >> you know, kate hudson, who is wonderful as the star in this show, came after, you know, ike barinholtz and david stas wrote

the show. we were picturing jeannie but didn't know who we wanted. kate read the script, got in touch, "i want to do it." once that crystalized, she's such an l.a. girl, kate. she's just so funny. obviously glamorous and beautiful. she has so much overlap with jeannie. she's known jeannie since she was 14 years old. she has a bunch of funny brothers in her own life. it just worked out. >> jimmy: does this mean you automatically get great tickets to the lakers now? [ laughter ] because you could really -- you could do terrible things to jeannie. you could make her a real witch if you wanted to in the show. >> you know what, i had, in fact, blackmailing one of the executives -- >> jimmy: that should be your first thought all the time. [ laughter ] >> she's honestly the person ask, "wait, could you help us get seats now?" no, i'm the person asking jeannie. >> jimmy: you're the go-between. this is you and your dad front row courtside at a lakers game. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: is he wearing the

yellow sneakers because of the lakers? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: your dad seems like he knows he's going to be on tv. [ laughter ] because there he is again. he's got his -- [ laughter ] >> yes. he has left side been a really slappy dresser. when he goes courtside, he knows. he's like, "i don't know, i might be sitting next to bad bunny, i've got to look good." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there he is, polka dots on his pants. >> he loves basketball. it's such a point of pride. i'm sure you have these things where you make and it -- my dad always loved basketball. he's the one that got me into it. i feel he's so responsible in so many ways for this show. huge celtics fans growing up in boston. >> jimmy: you were a celtics fan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. >> not something i announce loudly in lakers town. but i -- you know, this is back in -- it wasn't even -- larry bird, robert parrish. hondo habla check, jo jo white. he was a huge celtics fan. >> jimmy: is your dad 110 years old? [ laughter ] >> you know, honestly, he really

has -- loves the team. we came here, "no, you have children in l.a., you've got to be a lakers fan." >> jimmy: that makes sense. around here they tried to force their kids to root for the teams they like are you should just give up on that, let them root for the team in the town where -- some people can't deal with that kind of thing. switching from the celtics to the lakers is big. i mean, it's -- >> traitorous, some people might say. >> jimmy: in boston they for sure would, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i just me, my nepo kid sitting next to kevin hart. they've got to be big lakers fans now. >> jimmy: while we're on the subject of l.a., there's a store here called erewan. i've never been in it, honestly. >> what? >> jimmy: i've never been in it. i live right near it. >> will they not led you in? why are you not going? >> jimmy: i feel my soul would leave my bodify went in. >> your vibe and erewan is not what you'd necessarily think --

>> jimmy: it's not, i'm more a costco type. >> you love your food samples? >> jimmy: what they have there is a $19 strawberry from japan, i'm told. and i thought it might be nice for us to try these, if you're interested. i mean, who wouldn't be interested? you like strawberries? >> i love strawberries. i have seen this online. >> jimmy: looks like this thing's going to fire off into space. [ laughter ] yeah, it's like a viral deal now. >> wait, $19? >> jimmy: it's -- each one is $19. yeah. >> this is the strawberry that your daughter would like after the birthday party she goes to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, these are the straw bears they'd have at that party. when we go to commercial, i'll tell you whose party it was. [ laughter ] >> i am so excited. >> jimmy: a lot of pressure here. all right, and i will try it as well. and we'll see if this strawberry could possibly be worth $19. you know 19's almost $20, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, yes.

♪ >> hey. >> jimmy: well, it's a very good strawberry. >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is a really good strawberry. [ laughter ] ♪ i don't know if it's $19 good. >> hey. i have a hot take. i think this is like a $100 strawberry. >> jimmy: wow, wow. >> guys thrngs -- i don't know -- >> jimmy: your kids should be getting more for their teeth, then. [ laughter ] [ applause ] right? guillermo, you want the rest of this? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. >> jimmy: i'll give to it you for 8 bucks. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: shoot fast! >> jimmy: catch it, don't screw up because it's $19. [ cheers and applause ] tell me what you think. [ laughter ] >>. >> guillermo: not $18. maybe $10. >> jimmy: maybe $10, all right.

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>> jimmy: hey, now. if you're on vacation and happen to spot our next guest, might want to relocate, because people tend to die at her hotels. [ laughter ] she's back as belinda for season three of "the white lotus," watch it sundays on hbo and max. please welcome, natasha rothwell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you look fabulous, how are you? >> look at the energy! >> jimmy: very good to have you here. >> glad to be here. >> jimmy: i watch you on the television. >> that's right, that's where i do my thing. >> jimmy: i got you one of these. [ cheers ]

are you interested now? or you want to wait? >> i want to wait because if i get it on my dress, but i absolutely will have one. >> jimmy: very good. you are in your -- this is kind of interesting, because on "the white lotus," for those who haven't seen it, it's generally a new cast each season? >> that's right. >> jimmy: with a few notable exceptions. >> right. >> jimmy: you being one of them. you were on season one, now you're on season three. jennifer coolidge was on seasons one and two. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the bald guy -- >> john. >> jimmy: john was on season one, and we just spotted him on one, two, and three he's been on. >> that's right. >> jimmy: interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you know that you would -- that it was even boss that i believe you'd be coming back? >> no, not at all. i did not know at all. i was watching along season two with everyone else. and mike had come back to l.a. >> jimmy: mike white, the creator? >> mike white, the creator, came back, and he wanted to go to dinner. i was like, yeah.

and dinner, he was still in the process of working on season two. and he was like, "i'm thinking about brig belinda back." "oh, okay, yeah. if you end up going down that road, i'll love it." i'm a writer, so i know nothing is real till you put pen to paper. a couple of months passed and he circles back. "belinda's back." "let me get my passport ready." [ laughter ] i hadn't read a single script. i didn't know where it was going to be shot. i just said yes. >> jimmy: he didn't even tell you where it was going to be? >> no. >> jimmy: did you ask? >> no. [ laughter ] i trusted implicitly. >> jimmy: were you happy when you heard it was thailand? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, right. >> it's so beautiful there, guys. it's just lovely. so i was excited. >> jimmy: i think it's smart that he just every once in a while brings one person back. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it keeps the staff, or the cast on their best behavior. [ laughter ] >> i know. that's right. that's right. people want to come back. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you must be his favorite. you and jennifer coolidge. although i don't know, maybe

john is his favorite, i guess. >> maybe, maybe. i feel if there's a haunted hotel season, we'll get coolidge back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it fun to be a part of a show that everybody wants to know what's happening on? or is it annoying? >> it is -- it's fun, but people -- i've been harassed. taxi drivers. i've had hotel staff. people want to know what's going to happen. >> jimmy: you think they really want to know? >> yeah. i have -- like this cab driver was just like, "this is what i think is gonna happen." [ laughter ] and i was just like, i'm just trying to see a show tonight. "i don't talk about the show." >> jimmy: was he close? >> not at all. no. he wasn't close at all. but i was just like, "you got it, man." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> you did that, you figured it out. >> jimmy: before you were an actor, i love this job that you had. you worked at a photo studio at

jcpenney? >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like people might not even now -- because everybody's got a camera, some people might not even know what that is. you would go and be in front of a backdrop. >> yeah. [ laughter ] i actually -- the photographer messed up. see how the feet are cut off? that's bad, bad positioning. >> jimmy: that's not good? >> no, i would have swung those around. >> jimmy: this must have been the work of sears. [ laughter ] >> that's right. yeah, there's not -- jcpenney would never. >> jimmy: this is my favorite one. >> i know. >> jimmy: kind of like -- very special where there would be like a -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes it would just be you looking at you, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: then these children have been possessed by satan. [ laughter ] >> so sad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> see, all the kids that i had were smiley and happy. i would turn it on just to get them going. >> jimmy: would you? that had fob hard. >> i know. i felt -- it was a toy for hire. >> jimmy: did you have a basket of props, toys and stuff like

that? >> we had football helmets, we had crowns, we had all sorts of things. >> jimmy: you let the kids pick or decide based on the kid? >> i would decide based on the kid. some kids are like, "i don't care about your hat." [ laughter ] i would have to, you know, improvise. >> jimmy: in thailand, there's like -- i've not been to thailand, but there are a lot of animals around in thailand. >> y'all, so many. we had takes ruined by elephants that were screaming. monkeys. toads the side of a dinner plate. >> jimmy: really? >> lizards. and it was -- it was nature at hi-def for sure. >> jimmy: where did you grow up this. >> a little bit all over. my dad was in the air force, so i'm from everywhere. [ applause ] >> jimmy: not plate-sized toad places? >> no, not -- the closest we got to nature, really naturing, was when we were stationed in florida and they had palmetto bugs. those giant -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> they're like roaches that really bulked up. [ laughter ]

and i had to do a scene with a lizard. >> jimmy: yes. >> in the show. >> jimmy: that was in the first episode, right? >> that was in the first episode. so of course they're like, you know, "natasha, we want you to meet your costar." [ laughter ] and i was like, i can do this, i'm a grown-ass woman, i can do this. and yeah, i got to meet -- >> jimmy: you brought the behind-the-scenes video. this is the lizard. >> i was very calm. >> jimmy: that scared you in episode one. >> i need you to stop -- let him be the body gart. turn his butt towards me and head over there. yeah, there we go. he might slap me. aah! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're a really dr. dolittle. >> that video was taken by one of the thai p.a.s, fern.

there other p.a.s there. "natasha's actually going to do it." they know famously i scream a lot. >> jimmy: you do a great job on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: maybe, who knows, would you know if you'll be back for another season? >> if i survive. >> jimmy: if you survive. can you survive? >> i can't tell you that. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] >> you almost got me, you almost got me, yeah, yeah. i was like, wait a second. >> jimmy: i almost get so many people, but never really do. [ laughter ] >> no. i'll tell you, listen. i'll tell you for a strawberry. >> jimmy: oh, for a strawberry? all right, i'll get you another one. [ laughter ] [ applause ] natasha rothwell, everybody. season three of "white lotus" sunday nights, hbo and max. we'll be back with soccer mommy.

>> jimmy: thanks to mindy kaling and natasha rothwell. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, her album, "evergreen," is out now. here with the song "driver," soccer mommy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm a 5'4" engine waiting to move ♪ ♪ i'm a test of his patience

with all that i do ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm hot and he stays cool ♪ ♪ i don't know why but he puts up with my moods ♪ ♪ and it makes me smile when he says where are we going now ♪ ♪ my head is some place in the clouds ♪ ♪ i'll be the driver if you choose ♪ ♪ no promises to stay on route ♪ ♪ he'd never leave me now even if he could ♪ ♪ there's no way out 'cause i'll be the driver

through and through ♪ ♪ i would go anywhere with you i would go anywhere yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ losing my concentration on every whim ♪ ♪ he reminds me he leads me back like it's nothing to him ♪ ♪ 'cause my head is a highway all of the time ♪ ♪ and the thoughts race through my brain ♪ ♪ but it all goes quiet when he says

where are we going now ♪ ♪ my head is some place in the clouds ♪ ♪ i'll be the driver if you choose ♪ ♪ no promises to stay on route ♪ ♪ he'd never leave me now even if he could there's no way out ♪ ♪ 'cause i'll be the driver i'll be the driver i'll be the driver yeah ♪ ♪ so where are we going now my head is always in the clouds ♪ ♪ i'll be the driver if you choose ♪ ♪ no promises

to stay on route ♪ ♪ he'd never leave me now even if he could there's no way out ♪ ♪ 'cause i'll be the driver i'll be the driver i'll be the driver yeah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> tonight, the shocking death of michelle trachtenberg, the star of gossip girl. >> i can't wait to rain all over her parade. >> and buffy the vampire slayer. >> buffy, you have to let me go. >> found unresponsive in her new york city apartment