power couple jackie and shadow. they already have three eaglets, and by the time all the eggs hatch, they could have three more. we are fascinated and will keep you posted. >> we are. so fun to watch. >> yes. all right. thank you for watching us tonight. i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm dan ashley for sandyha patel chris alvarez, all of us. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel the post oscars special ben stiller and regina hall are on. >> have a great night. we'll see you tomorrow. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ben stiller -- regina hall -- guillermo at the oscars, and music from phantogram with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: very nice. thank you. thank you so much. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, california, where we had -- that's very kind. we had -- we had the oscars last night, and then we had an earthquake last night. did you guys feel that? >> yeah! >> jimmy: the epicenter was very close to here. it was actually right under guillermo's stool, right under his foot there. did you feel it, guillermo? >> guillermo: i did not. >> jimmy: guillermo had a lot of tequila at the oscars last night. he wasn't feeling anything. [ cheering ] >> guillermo: i did not feel anything, nothing. >> jimmy: due to the unusually enormous amounts of ozempic, wegovy, mounjaro, and bow docks, not a single body part jiggled

here in hollywood last night. we did exactly what you're supposed to do when an earthquake strikes, immediately text everyone you know to ask if they felt it. and guess what? and find you they didn't, you move on. i have to say, after a night of glamour and lapel pins shaped like a horse, it's good to be reminded what really matters, which is at any moment the earth could open up and swallow us all. it doesn't matter who you are or what you're wearing, even timothee chalamet isn't safe. right now, across the street at the dolby theater, adrien brody is just now wrapping up his acceptance speech. adrien brody won best actor, for his work in "the brutalist." which according to the guinness book of world records, he gave the longest acceptance speech in oscars history, even longer than that free form poetry jam will smith did after karate slapping chris rock. brody's speech was so long he got played off twice. the first time, they tried to play him off, he told them to stop. so the band stopped.

who even knew you could do that? and then he gave another minute and a half long. the best speech of the night was the first one in the category of supporting actor. kieran culkin won for his role in the movie "a real pain." he used the speech to remind his wife that she promised him another baby if he ever won the oscar. we can have a fourth kid. we have good news. adrien brody's speech went on so long, the culkins were able to conceive and deliver a 6 pound baby girl. [ applause ] her name is anora. anora culkin. "anora" was the big winner last night. "anora" got five oscar, including best picture. conan o'brien did a great job as host of the oscars. [ cheering ] in fact, they said today, conan did such a good job, the oscars announced that next year they're giving it to jay leno to host. speaking of giving this is apparently the word of the year now for those working the oscars red carpet it's giving me a headache.

>> selena gomez is giving us hollywood bombshell. >> she was giving us some body, okay. she was giving us some sparkle. >> it's giving like right now i'm on an island somewhere, right? >> margaret is giving us classic hollywood glamour. >> the hair is giving sexy. >> giving us a little high-low look. >> giving me high fashion little red riding hood. >> she is still wearing, not wearing her. the hair is giving -- >> it's giving sexy. >> it's giving royal. >> it's giving very like, you know, skirtski, that whole moment. >> she is giving me ballerina. >> very powerful. >> giving red and volume. >> that was giving elphaba flew into the oscars. >> giving panther. >> giving cheetah. >> jimmy: i have to say, i hate it so much. it's giving me a brain aneurysm. [ applause ] please stop that. please. i don't ask for much.

donald trump was not at the oscars, but he and j.d. vance are already frontrunners for next year after their performance on friday in the oval office. as i'm sure you know, the meeting with trump and president zelensky of ukraine was as embarrassing as it gets. this might have been trump's most mortifying moment yet. and this is a guy who suggested we inject bleach in our bodies. vlodymyr zelensky, the president of ukraine. who, even his most bitter enemies would admit has been courageous during this unprovoked attack on his people, gets invited to washington to meet with trump. trump cooked up a plan to force him to sign a deal turning over access to their valuable minerals to the united states in exchange for our support. but this shakedown, i mean meeting, got off to a weird start. before it even started. >> you're all dressed up. >> yes, i had to. how are you? >> he's all dressed up today. >> jimmy: this is when i knew we were headed for trouble.

this is not going to be a good meeting. everyone knows, donald trump prefers his leaders shirtless and on a horse. this fun little remark emboldened one of the low-rent right-wing reporters they now invite to the white house to pepper zelenskyy with what is perhaps the most obnoxious and antagonistic and petty question ever asked to a world leader ever invited to the oval office. pay attention to secretary of state marco rubio here because the look on his face says it all. >> why don't you wear a suit? why don't you wear a suit? you're the highest level in this country's office, and you refuse to wear a suit. do you own a suit? >> yeah. >> a lot of americans have problems with you not respecting -- >> i don't have -- i will wear costume after this finish, yes. maybe something like yours, yes. >> so that was brian glenn.

he is a top flight journalist from real america's voice who in addition to be a deer tick suckling donald trump's nuts is also dating the clan mom marjorie taylor greene. taking a cheap shot at a man who is literally fighting for his country's life, brian is worried about what he is wearing. i guess he is not giving leader vibes. meanwhile, let's take a look at some of the outfit brian's girlfriend wears to work. there she is at the state of the union, dressed like a polar bear demanding to speak to the manager. here she is in congress, wearing something from the randy "macho man" savage collection. and on casual friday she dresses like the cashier at an advanced auto parts store. but yes, by all means, feel free to speak to a war hero as if he's your nephew who showed up wearing a wife beater to your wedding. >> i feel i have an obligation to try and do something to stop

the death. >> if i can answer, yes. if i can answer, sorry, please, please. >> and i do like your clothing. >> really? >> i think he's a great guy, by the way. i don't know if you two like each other. but you know what? >> what, i like this guy. >> i think he is dressed beautifully. >> i have more serious things than answer on question. i will answer on more serious question, if i can. yeah, so please. >> jimmy: yeah, please. this poor man. they're bombing every hospital in his country, he's sitting there with the half-wit fashion police. talking about what he is wearing. and then all hell broke loose. jd vance jumped in and said zelensky wasn't being thankful enough. to trump, which somebody put together a man taj. he has thanked america publicly at least 94 times. trump starts shouting. even his aides said they hadn't seen trump yell at a foreigner like that since the last time melania locked him out of the bedroom. it was wednesday, but still. it was a very low moment for the

united states. trump is completely in putin's pocket. he is tucked in there like a johnson bill beef stick or something like that. it was such a humiliating moment the magaverse had to jump into action. trump tapped ladybug lindsey graham, and all the potus parasites to talk about how great it was, and fox news, this is an epic circled jerk. >> he said you are gambling with world war iii. >> yep. >> this was about peace, ultimately there is a lot of drama. we can break down everybody's feelings. but in end, i think what's remarkable is that we have a president who's willing to do anything to bring about world peace. man, if he doesn't get the nobel peace prize after this, that thing means nothing. >> jimmy: the nobel piece of what prize? how far can these people bend over? the nobel. let's give him the heisman too while we're at it. it's so crazy that these people are now on russia's side.

siding with trump is one thing. siding with putin -- well, i guess it's the same thing now. at this point, whenever "rocky iv" comes on tbs, every republican is expected to root for drago. after the disaster, zelensky headed to london, to shore up support from europe. and trump, played golf for the 10th time since taking office and he looks terrific. he really does. and then trump headed home to not watch the oscars. it wasn't a particularly political night at the academy awards, but it was a night of great tradition. and we have one too. every year we glam up guillermo and send him to the red carpet where no one shines brighter or drinks more. once again, here he is hammering the stars with questions and tequila. our own guillermo on the red carpet at the oscars. [ cheering ] >> guillermo: samuel, samuel, hey, how you, man? how are you doing? fantastic!

how do you look so good? >> i take lessons from you! [ laughter ] >> i've never been to the oscars. >> guillermo: so this is your first time. >> yes. you can tell me the tricks. what should i know? >> guillermo: the first trick is to drink tequila. >> that's right. >> guillermo: you carry like a purse. >> yeah, i can do this. >> guillermo: exactly. that's what i was going to do. >> cheers. >> guillermo: cheers. >> to the oscars. woo! >> guillermo: you want to do a shot? >> that's the only reason why i'm here. [ laughter ] give me a good toast. >> guillermo: for two good-looking guys. >> hell yeah, brother. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: is it hard to be sexy? >> well, you would know. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: to be honest, it's not hard. you want to defy gravity with me? >> yes. >> guillermo: look. >> you have to have the broom. that's your broom. >> okay. >> guillermo: and then we got to -- >> oh!

what? ♪ >> remember when you made me do a shot of tequila and say "lesbians?" >> guillermo: i did? >> here's to -- >> to lesbians. >> guillermo: you want to do that again? >> i do. >> lesbians! >> lesbians! >> deja vu. >> guillermo: you're going to win an oscar today. >> from your mouth to god's ears. >> guillermo: and when you win an oscar, you represent all the latinos and everything. and you're going -- don't forget guillermo, all right? >> okay. [ laughter ] i'll try not to forget you, guillermo. [ buzzer ] >> guillermo: it's hollywood's most glamorous night. >> yes. >> >> guillermo: so should we do a night or no? >> i don't want to. but i also don't want to be rude. is there a middle ground where we can do a cheers. >> guillermo: yeah. i drink it. >> i'm going to toast for your outfit. you look gorgeous. >> guillermo: you too. you look great. >> thank you.

>> i'm such a lightweight i feel drunk lifting this over my face. >> guillermo: you still look nervous. >> it didn't work. >> guillermo: you want to grab a question from my bucket? >> what's the sexiest part of the foot? >> guillermo: that's a good question, all right. >> the arch. but only if it's been cleaned. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: with your tongue. >> what? >> what kind of person do you think is on ozempic? >> oh my god. >> guillermo: it's not me. i got a belly. >> you're doing fine. >> when was the last time you picked your nose? about an hour ago. >> guillermo: an hour ago? >> before i was getting ready. while i was getting ready. >> guillermo: it was successful or no? >> very, yes. i'm very good at it. >> guillermo: what is that one? >> how long since your last rash? one more.

>> can you give me $20? >> guillermo: venmo. >> i've never going see that aga again. >> do you have anything for me? >> guillermo: i do. >> stop, stop. >> guillermo: a harmonica. you go like this. >> splice in some music over that. >> guillermo: also, you can do this. >> it's a tradition. >> guillermo: now you have to play the instrument from right here. >> i heard you try. >> guillermo: try from right here, right here. >> that's where you did it we're just sharing germs. >> it works! i'm going to have demi play it. >> guillermo: all right. thank you so much. >> i'm taking this for later. >> guillermo: scarlet, scarlett! how you? how you doing? >> salud. >> salud! >> guillermo: good to see you. you look great, fantastic. >> thank you. >> guillermo: i love you. >> thank you.

>> guillermo: hey, how are you doing? can i get a shot here? >> you stole my swag, man. >> guillermo: i got something for you. oh my god, he touched my hand, but then he let it go. oh, no. mikey! mikey, how are you? how are you doing? you look so beautiful. can i be your plus one? hey, how you? how you doing? >> i love you. let's drink together. god bless drink. >> guillermo: i haven't seen your movie. it is sexy? >> it's something like that. it depends how much of this we drink. >> guillermo: when is going to be your next depressing movie? >> hopefully not too soon. want to do a comedy with me? >> guillermo: yeah, let's do a comedy. i would love to do a comedy. >> cheers. >> guillermo: cheers. where are you getting your eggs right now? >> my eggs? that's a good question. i haven't gone the route of getting my own chicken yet, because i know people are getting their own chickens. do you have a chicken? >> guillermo: no, i don't have a chicken. >> have you ever seen a chicken

lay an egg? >> guillermo: yeah. >> what does it look like? i've never seen it. >> i love this. >> guillermo: it goes like this. >> the thing about the oscar, it's the classiest show on tv. the sound effects is amazing. that was beautiful. i'm sorry. >> guillermo: that was real nice, right? >> that should be nominated for emmy next year. >> guillermo: it's the miracle of life. >> yes, it is much. good to see you. >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight. regina hall is here, we have music from phantogram, and we'll be back with that guy with guillermo, ben stiller, when we come back! be right back. ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by the all new electric id buzz.

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>> jimmy: all right. welcome back to the show. tonight, a multitalented woman you can see in the new movie "o'dessa." regina hall is with us. and later, this is their latest album, it's called "memory of a day," phantogram. this week, we have new shows with jennifer coolidge, danny mcbride, mike epps, from "severance" sarah bock, from the kid on the show "white lotus" walton geoghans and lisa from blackpink. and we will have music from balu brigada, coco jones and wunderhorse. so please join us for all of that. our first guest, is a man of great talent, both in front of and behind the camera. even to the side, he's good. he is director and executive producer of the peabody award-winning "severance," new episodes of season two stream fridays on apple tv plus -- please welcome ben stiller. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> yeah, all right! >> jimmy: ben. >> guillermo. >> jimmy: before i forget. this came out of guillermo. and he wanted you to have it. >> he laid an egg in a good way. by the way, you were talking on the break about guillermo's knocking back all that tequila. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then waking up -- when did you wake up this morning? >> i wake up at 3:00 in the morning. >> you said that to go pee. then. >> >> guillermo: 6:45. >> he is in the gym after getting blasted on tequila. >> guillermo: exactly, yes. >> jimmy: he claims he has a trainer and they work out four times a week. >> yes, yes. do you believe that? >> jimmy: no. >> guillermo: you want to call my trainer? you want to ask him? >> how do i know he's not on

your payroll, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, no. >> jimmy: any way, this is worth $8. that's impressive. first off, i would like to say a couple of things to you. you -- we talk about the great oscar hosts of all time. you are maybe the greatest oscar presenter of all time. and you solidified that yesterday, what you did. yes. >> i don't know about that. conan knocked it out of the park last night. >> jimmy: he did. >> and he hid big shoes to follow, right? [ cheering ] >> you were one of my favorites, and it made me very happy to see him do so well. and sandler was so funny. >> jimmy: he was. but you were also very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you know i love that bit where you were in the motion capture green costume. >> yes. that felt very isolated and alone when i did that. >> jimmy: last night they gave you one of the most boring categories to present, right? >> production design. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is the people. they do a great job. but they create the sets. they build and design the sets.

well, sheer ben last night. >> with their strong knowledge of color theory and architecture, they handle everything from minor visual details to massive technical challenges, collaborating with a director to significantly impact the final image on screen, making sure what you are seeing is exactly what the artist intended. [ laughter ] [ cheering ] >> jimmy: we were all laughing at home. >> that elevator. >> jimmy: it is a lonely feel when you're in the elevator thing. >> i got on the stage and it went down behind the backings. and nobody saw. and i'm down in this pit. and i felt like in "gladiator" or something, i'm the lion that they're waiting to take up. and you look up and the stagehands are looking at you like. >> jimmy: good luck. >> wow. this guy is going to do this. >> jimmy: i don't think -- no one realizes, there is a lot of machinery and stuff down there. >> yeah. the first rehearsal i tried to get out, you know, and i want to do it for real, i want to do it

for real. i tried to get out and it literally took me two minutes of trying to crawl out to the point i was having this you have to do this! and i was like, i don't know, i got so in my head. i had to prove it to myself. and they started to worry i was okay. >> jimmy: you were. and by the way, being in a tuxedo like that is not helpful. >> yes. i made sure i wore these really long black compression socks so i didn't j.d. vance it. >> jimmy: smart. you're always thinking. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's the attention to detail that we really admire. and then you later on, i think -- i assume you are aware of this, you tweeted something about the knicks winning the game. >> yeah. well, the knicks were playing during the oscar telecast. i'm a big knicks fan. i watch every game. it was a big game. they're in miami. i was focusing on the bit, yet i was aware that the game was happening. but i wasn't going to watch it on my phone in the audience or something. some people. >> jimmy: that's considerate. >> yeah, right.

[ laughter ] look, i was not -- i had no movie. i haven't been in a movie for ten years. i'm not nominated. i felt bad i lost. i wasn't even nominated. so i'm not really -- i'm there to hopefully do well with my bit. but then when the bit was over, i was like oh my god, the knicks! i have to check. so i didn't check the score before. and i looked and they won in overtime. jalen brunson once again captain clutch. i tweeted it out niknicks win. >> jimmy: it came a thing. why is he tweeting about the knicks during the oscars. >> can't you walk and chew gum at the same time? >> jimmy: i guess. we can now multitask. if you are one of the guys at dinner during the nix you have it on at the table or under the table? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> i have now gotten to the point where i literally i just saw oh, the knicks are playing tuesday. or they're playing tuesday in golden state, 4:30, 7:30 here. any way, i have to arrange my

schedule around it. i'm not going game. i just need to watch it. >> jimmy: are you going to go to the game? lakers play. >> i'm trying to get tickets. if you can get me ticket to the lakers game. >> jimmy: no problem. >> awesome. >> jimmy: okay. so the other thing is, you know i love severance so much. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: and great episode last week also. >> yes. our last week's episode was directed by jessica lee gagne. >> jimmy: she did a great job. >> in my opinion, one of the most amazing directorial debuts. >> jimmy: i watched that episode, and i was thinking about the directing because what goes through my head, i have no idea how anyone comes up with any of this. i could never think of all those beautiful montage shots of the early relationship. is that written down anywhere? >> on that episode, it's jessica working with mark freedman. and we all spend a lot of time talking about the story and figuring it out. but then it sort of how do you distill a relationship down, not to give any spoilers to people.

but it's basically, you know, very much a director's vision that you hopefully when people have been working on the show so long, we're all in sync and people do their thing and be creative. >> jimmy: so great. when you go the oscars or parties afterward, or like "saturday night live," that 50th anniversary special, are people constantly asking you for information about the show? >> yeah. which is funny to me because i don't think people really want to know. >> jimmy: right. >> you know how it ends. tell me how it ends. you don't want to know how it ends. >> jimmy: have you considered coming up with a plausible yet fake answer for that question? >> yeah. i mean, i could say it was all a dream. >> jimmy: yeah, you could say. and if it was all that dream, it would be a surprise to everyone. >> yes, right. and i can say that now as a fakeout and then it's all not a dream but then it really could be a dream. >> jimmy: i want to ask you a -- actually, let's take a break. when i come back, i have some "severance" questions i want to get into. we did a podcast together and i

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we did it in a full-on recording session. he was in l.a., i was in new york. he went into the studio, multiple takes and took it very seriously. he is just like the most warm and inviting voice. and i don't know when you see the building and you hear his voice, you necessarily think immediately that it's keanu, but then i think you have this sort of innate feeling. >> jimmy: well, the show gets analyzed. really, people are look at every frame and they're finding things you didn't even intend. was he the only person you asked to do this? >> it was a very short list of people there was one person that i asked before him. >> jimmy: and? >> ■and hesaidno. >> jimmy: and he said no. who was he? >> president barack obama. >> jimmy: oh, well that's a big one. [ applause ] did you get to ask him in person? >> i didn't ask him in person. i knew someone who knew his lawyer, and his lawyer said i can rely ley the request if you write an email. so i wrote an email to him saying hey, we have this show, whatever. and two days later, i get an

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absolutely you do. >> yes. we know what the ending is. and what i tell people is we know what the ending is. how we're getting there is a creative process. and we have benchmarks. but that to me is it happens in the process. so you want to allow for discovery within that. but you definitely we know how long it's going to go too. >> jimmy: were there any questions i asked that had to be edited out of the podcast because i got too close to the sun? [ laughter ] >> we did edit you down a little bit. but honestly. >> jimmy: oh. >> honestly, jimmy, i think it's because you were drunk. >> jimmy: well, okay. [ applause ] y >> you were going off on tangents, bringing president trump up all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you -- okay, so there were some things cut out. now i have to listen. i don't remember what i said. but i am curious about a couple of things. >> yeah. i mean, you asked questions about how it might be there

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♪ >> jimmy: hi. phantogram is on the way. our next guest is a very funny lady in a very scary new role in the musical fantasy "o'dessa." it premieres march 20th on hulu. say hello to regina hall! [ cheering ] ♪

>> jimmy: very good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: hey, we're both former hosts of the oscars. you hosted a few years ago. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought you were great on that, by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: very funny, very relaxed, charming. >> thank you. >> jimmy: was it fun for you? >> no! >> jimmy: no? >> no, no, no. i got to pat down and brolin. >> jimmy: who was more fun to pat down? >> i'd have to do it again. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: did you go to the show last night? did you watch? >> no i was home. >> jimmy: i was home. >> we were both home. >> jimmy: and my son was vomiting throughout the show. >> really? he didn't like it that much? no, it was a great show. >> jimmy: it was an unrelated incident. yeah, yeah. oh, gosh. i want to talk to you about, i know you brought a video, and i want to get to that in a second.

but you've got a problem at your house. >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: well, i'll tell you in a minute, i have a similar problem, which is why i'm particularly interested. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have visitors in your home. >> i do. i have -- i have squatters. >> jimmy: squatters. >> and roommates. i don't know what you call them. but yes. i have raccoons. >> jimmy: raccoons, yes. some call them pests. some call them pets. it depends. >> i [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: let's look at the video. you can't see. you laided so down. that's grass? >> and they pull them up every night. look at them. look at 'em. >> jimmy: they pull up theed so. >> that little fat one right there. and they're getting bigger every -- every -- it's not up there, but i even put these lights out. they're the lights. look at them. the lights and the sounds. they think it's a club. it's supposed to make them scared. it does nothing. they think paparazzi. nothing. >> jimmy: why they lifting -- why are they lifting theed so

up? >> earth worms. freshed so brings earth worms. >> jimmy: have you thought about going to the bait shop and getting them a little bucket of earth worms and putting them somewhere else? >> they've come back more. i've put out mothballs. they're supposed to not like mothballs. i've put out peppers. i've done the lights. >> jimmy: did you do the cayenne pepper shake? try that one. >> a version. i've done a version of it, yeah. >> jimmy: did it work? >> i got to protect my lawn too. >> jimmy: well, they're smart, though. >> they're -- they're so smart and tenacious. this has been going on, i swear, like six, seven months. >> jimmy: oh. >> no, yeah. no, no, no. they've got rights at this point. terrible. >> jimmy: so we had this morning we had some animal prints on our -- okay, let me see. >> jimmy: on our staircase. >> that's them. >> jimmy: you think that's a raccoon? >> yes! >> jimmy: i got the chart.

>> oh, wow! >> jimmy: it could be a possum. >> it's a raccoon. i know. they go. they do it at my house. they wash their hands in the pool. they're very clean. and now all besides my pool, it's worse. they take -- they get in the pool, and it's like this is saltwater. and there's -- soft butt prints surrounding my pool. their fat asses have sat around and left stains around the entire pool. and i can't get them up. >> jimmy: so you think i have a raccoon there? >> i know you do. i know you do. [ applause ] that's them. >> jimmy: i was thinking it might be an otter, but that seems unlikely. either that or my son is learning to walk on his hands. they look just like little human hands, don't they? >> they do. they're strong. they're very strong. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? you should move, maybe. >> i mean, maybe. i might have to. >> jimmy: you know what happens when the guy comes. >> what? >> jimmy: well, the guy comes

and he tells you, okay, what we're going to do is we're going to capture them. we're going to put them in the dog thing and take them up to a beautiful. >> i tried that. >> jimmy: we bought them a condominium in napa valley. they'll be in wine country with their friends. >> it's a lie. >> jimmy: it's a lie. that's right. >> i called the pest control people and they told me they're only allowed to take them one block away. one block. and i had the cage out there. and i put tuna and peanut butter, because it's supposed to be their favorites. they pulled everything around the cage. one of them has been to prison for sure. he's been locked up, and he told the others don't go in there. [ laughter ] i know. i know one of them has been locked up. >> jimmy: i feel like the raccoons have now hijacked this interview as well. because i do want to mention your movie. >> yes, right. >> jimmy: that is why you came here, "o'dessa." [ cheering ] you play -- have you ever played a villain before?

>> not -- only in a comedy. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> no, not like a bad guy. >> jimmy: neon deion. >> i wear brass knuckles. >> jimmy: not like the football player deion sanders, neon deion. >> oh, i think i have deion. >> jimmy: here is your character. >> raccoon eyes. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: it would appear that the raccoons have made off with your eyebrows as well. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what do they do? do they actually shave your eyebrows for this? >> no, it's a whole prosthetic that went all the way down and around. >> jimmy: because you don't know if they're going to grow back. >> yeah. and that's a hard risk at this point in life. >> jimmy: it's a hard risk at any point in life. i notice, i've actually been talking about this a lot with my wife australia a lot of women are going now without eyebrows, and it never makes them look better. no. >> is that by choice? >> jimmy: yeah, it's like a style thing.

you'll notice especially pop stars. >> oh, it is. it's very big in the pop community. >> jimmy: and i don't know why it's big in the pop community. because it looks terrible. >> you don't like it? well, look, you're a villain. trying to be as scary as possible. and what do they do? they take your eyebrows off your head. >> that's true. that's a rough looking look right right there. >> jimmy: yeah. it's great to see you. maybe somebody will be watching this and reach out to. >> you if you're watching, help. [ laughter ] that's all i can say is help. >> jimmy: regina hall. she needs help! she's got a movie, "o'dessa." it premiers march 20th on hulu. i'll be back with phantogram. [ applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thanks to ben stiller and regina hall. apologies to matt damon. nightline is next but first, their album is called "memory of a day" here with the song "come alive" phantogram! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ midnight in a crowded room dancing in a blur hummingbirds ♪ ♪ and helicopter blades all spinning nobody to watch me nobody but me now ♪ ♪ loneliness is physical perception isn't free happiness is still a smoking gun ♪ ♪ if you want it you got it you want it you'll get it ♪ ♪ when you get down when my days are only numbers and my nights ♪ ♪ are china blue on my own i guess i'll dance until there's

nothing left ♪ ♪ 'cause it's all i wanna do i come alive breaks the frozen ♪ ♪ sea below tomorrow never knows yeah invisible i'm dancing ♪ ♪ all alone and no-one goes nobody nobody nobody but me now ♪ ♪ when my days are only numbers and my nights are china blue ♪ ♪ on my own i guess i'll dance until there's nothing left ♪ ♪ 'cause it's all i wanna do i come alive

♪ ♪ days are only numbers ♪ ♪ when my days are only numbers nobody but me now and my nights are ♪ ♪ china blue nobody but me now on my own again i'll dance until ♪ ♪ there's nothing left 'cause it's all i wanna do i come alive ♪ ♪ i'll dance until there's nothing left

i'll dance until i come alive ♪ ♪ i'll dance until there's nothing left i'll dance until i come alive ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. tonight. >> to find gravity. >> oscar's greatest hits. hollywood's biggest night. defying gravity. like the song that kicked it off. honora's. big win. >> honora. honora. honora. >> and demi moore's