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>> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. i appreciate that. my fellow americans, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our headquarters in hollywood where a lot of the country watched a very special episode of "the white potus" tonight. [ laughter ] it was a night of pom bossity and circumstance as trump addressed a joint session of congress, because he rarely gets to be on tv, so why not? any time this maniac speaks is a joint session. it's a joint session, it's an edible session, it's a raid the medicine cabinet for anything to dull the pain kind of night. tonight was no exception. the speech started late. i guess they were waiting for that last coat of shellac to dry on his face. [ laughter ] the reviews are in, and guess what, he did great, according to

fox news anyway. mostly english-sounding words. a masterpiece. sean hannity has a way with words. but this is the fifth time trump has addressed congress, and he got quite an introduction from the sergeant at arms. >> mr. speaker, members of congress, please welcome diaper donnie, manboob mussolini, captain bone spurs, general von shitzenpants, putin's corn bucket, his flatulency, the president of the united states, donald "jelly belly" trump! >> jimmy: yeah there are there you see members of the trump family, eric, lara, don jr., jared, ivanka, even melania. democrats weren't the only

people who hate him there. [ laughter ] trump went into the speech with a negative approval rating, which is rare for a new president. according to a new poll from cnn, 52% of americans do not prove of the way trump is handling his job as president. the other 48% responded in russian, so we don't know exactly. [ laughter ] it is kind of -- i don't know if you saw this. kind of a funny poll. 90% of democrats disapprove of trump. 90% of republicans approve. first of all, who are these crazy 10% of democrats who approve of what he's doing? and who are these crazy 90% of republicans who approve of what he's doing? [ laughter ] why is this happening to us again? it's like we remarried an ex-husband, now we're like, oh, right. he cheats and steals and farts and snores all the time. many of the president's closest allies were at the address tonight. you could feel their enthusiasm as he entered the room.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a minute. i didn't know jesus did that too. [ laughter ] in the name of the father, the me, and the holy spirit, i guess. then, i'm sorry to announce, trump spoke. he laid out his maga-genda for the next four years. they include wildly unpopular tariffs, abandoning our allies, buddying up to russia, turning gaza into atlantic city. all the reasons blue-collar america voted for this man. trump said our momentum is back, our spirit is back, our pride is back. not the gay kind, the regular pride. [ laughter ] what he's talking about, i have no idea. the stock market's down. consumer confidence is down.

the dollar is down. the only things that are high are egg prices and elon musk. [ laughter ] there's elon. looking for people to cut loose. it would be really funny if he fired trump just for one day. elon was was in the house as his official capacity as america's highest-ranking doge-bag. i don't know how he gives an address like this with a straight face. the dow dropped 1,300 points over the last two days. a dozen eggs cost more than a haircut. planes are falling out of the sky. canada's booing our national anthem. trump waddled up to the podium to announce that america is great again, he did it. it was a ridiculous speech. he talked about a guy hitting a woman in the face with a volleyball. he bragged about his $5 million immigrant gold card. he said he's put an end to transgender mice. [ laughter ] he told our farmers to have a lot of fun and said the days of unelected bureaucrats are over, with elongstanding right there clapping like an imbecile.

[ laughter ] yea for unelected bureaucrats. trump touted many of his executive orders, including an order he issues on saturday that makes english the official language of the united states. finally, we we can speak english again in this country. [ laughter ] this makes sense, because say what you will about donald trump, the man has a masterful way with the language. >> the state of california passed an outrageous law declaring their whole state to be a stankuary. "the new york times" by an anonnmus. more americans could receive heart, lung, and liver transplants. when they gaze upon yo-semites. the men and women who selflessly enlist. i open they take a look at the oranges. the oranges. they sacrifice every day for the furniture. to put defensive missus.

who that beautiful orion space capsule. what, what, what, bup bup bup bup bup. trump trump trrvump trump. god bless the united shtates. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it ain't ease to speak with that much honey mustard in your mouth. [ laughter ] the big question going in, at least on cable news, whether the democrats were going to do anything to disrupt the proceedings. they did. some of them wore pink clothes, which is pretty wild. some democrats were yelling at trump, to the point where a very unhappy keebler elf bottle head doll jumped out of his seat to throw congressman al green out of the house. >> mr. green, take your seat. take your seat, sir. take your seat.

if members continue to engage in willful and proper decorum, the chairman directs the sergeant in arms to restore order. remove this gentleman from the chamber. >> jimmy: oh, man. little mike johnson is going to be standing up very proud tonight when he gets home. "remove this gentleman from the chamber. and bring me my pouch of nuts." tramp did reach across the aisle to whine that no matter how much good he does for democrats, it's never good enough. >> once again, i look at the democrats in front of me, and i realize there is absolutely nothing i can say to make them happy or to make them stand or smile or applaud. nothing i can do. >> jimmy: you could quit. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you could go back to mar-a-lago and shove your head down that gold toilet for a few months.

we'd like that. maybe you'll find those sea krut documents you flushed. we heard from the prime minister of canada today. trump sent our economy into freefall today, and theirs too, by implementing a 25% tariff on imports from canada and new mexico. tariffs that are very likely to raise the cost of our food and could raise the price of a new car by an average of $12,000, which actually is a calculated move. because if you can't afford a car, can't complain about the price of gas. smart. [ laughter ] it's that 4d chess he's always playing. most experts say trump is shooting himself in the foot with these tariffs, which would be bad. he already has those bone spurs that kept him out of vietnam. [ laughter ] if he'd fought in vietnam there never would have been a war in vietnam. i think he's going to pretend he got something in return and magically lift them. canada today hit back with a 25% tariff of their own, and an unusually spicy statement from outgoing prime minister justin trudeau. >> so today, the united states

launched a trade war against canada. their closest partner and ally. their closest friend. at the same time, they're talking about working positively with russia, appeasing putin, a lying, murderous dictator. make that make sense. >> jimmy: making sense isn't really our thing anymore. [ laughter ] we can't do that. nowadays we're more into making it in our pants. >> let me speak first directly to the american people. we don't want this. >> jimmy: we don't want it either! [ laughter ] all this time we thought if it got real bad, we could escape to you. now that's oot too. what the hell are we going to do? [ laughter ] it's fat tuesday in new orleans. not just in d.c. [ laughter ] and there is a big party going on. people are so drunk down there, some of them are at risk of being appointed secretary of defense right now.

[ rim shot ] thank you. i like when the drummer, jonat jonathan's like this. yeah. [ laughter ] this is my favorite part of the baucus parade. this is celebrity monarch shaquille o'neal. shaquille o'neal, this is a man who knows how to have fun. >> i began to pass out. and my head hit the wall. boom! >> jimmy: let's see. let's look at that again. he throws it right -- uh-huh, to the crowd -- and -- and right on the kid. [ laughter ] all of a sudden he can hit free throws. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: tomorrow is ash wednesday. we need a president shaquille o'neal right? [ cheers and applause ] we need something. after trump spoke, it was time for the rebuttal. you know, they do this from the opposition party. they had a senator from michigan

give the rebuttal. but then there was a second rebuttal in spanish from representative right here in the golden state. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: gracias to you, guillermo. >> guillermo: you're welcome, jimmy, yeah! >> jimmy: making things clear. march, march is women's history month. [ cheers ] this is a special month between black history and women's history. it's only a matter of time before trump eliminates the months of february and march altogether for being too woke. [ laughter ] despite his reservations about anyone who isn't him, our commander in chief did take time between bites of fried chicken today to mark the occasion by celebrating one of the most important women in american history. >> rosa parks. what a lady. she stood up, she sat down, she did the whole hokey pokey. and she did it on a bus. bus. it's like a limo but for poors. and she wouldn't go to the back. she wouldn't go to the back. because she knew that if the bus drove below 55 miles an hour, it would explode.

rosa. i call her rosa. what a beautiful name. went on to do many things. activism, civil rights probably. many say best of all, she came in third on "celebrity apprentice" season 5. sinbad cleaned her clock, wasn't even close. but she was fantastic. and i know right now she's up in heaven riding that great big bus in the sky with her best friend, jesus, who is white. so white. keep it up, rosa. rosa parks. wakanda forever. happy women's history month to all my women out there. especially the 9s and 10s. love you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, mr. president. we have a fun show tonight. from "blackpink" and "the white lotus," lisa is with us. we have music from wunderhorse. and we'll be back with danny mcbride!

♪ >> jimmy: nice. tonight, a lady you know from a very popular musical group blackpink, you can see her now on "the white lotus." lisa is with us. [ cheers and applause ] all the way from england, their album is called "midas." wunderhorse is here. [ cheers and applause ] this is exciting for me because i played the clarinet when i was in school. and i was not cool when i did it, but here to celebrate fat tuesday, someone who is a great jazz clarinettist from new

orleans. sitting in with the cletones tonight, doreen ketchens is with us. [ cheers and applause ] not only doreen, doreen's daughter dorian is with us tonight as well. [ cheers and applause ] on drums. it's fat tuesday, and bring your daughter to work day here at the show. [ laughter ] tonight, we will be joined by walton goggins and mike epps, music from balu he brought the mutual hit back, now he is all side burns as pastor of a family mega church in "the righteous gemstones." the fourth and final season premieres sunday on hbo and max. he's welcome danny mcbride! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you?

>> i'm doing great, how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. is everybody all right back in south carolina? i know there are fires there. >> i -- everyone that i know is okay, yeah. >> jimmy: good, i hope it stays that way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: last time i think you were here, which is kind of a long time ago, i haven't seen you in a while -- >> it has been a while. >> jimmy: you were getting ready to move there with the family? >> we did, we've been there ever since. >> jimmy: it's going well, i assume? >> it's going fantastic. everyone's still talking to me. i still have found a way to make a living there. it's been great. >> jimmy: that is great. you've kind of created a community there, right? >> we have. we moved to charleston, i guess it was about seven years ago with the people i work with. we shoot "righteous gemstones" down there. it's been awesome. >> jimmy: you plan to make everything you shoot down there? that's the plan? >> maybe so, if it's still there when i get back, yeah, sure. >> jimmy: do your kids remember living here in l.a.? >> you know, both my children action i have two children. declan, peanut. they were both born here. my son refers to l.a. as his spawn point. [ laughter ]

he's a gamer. so like a good parent, i yanked them out of school because we're here to promote the show. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> they're here. they came back to their spawn points. [ laughter ] and their teachers think they're sick, so i hope they're not watching this. [ laughter ] ? did you lie to the teachers? >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: it's best to not tell them. >> ask for forgiveness. >> jimmy: how old are your kids? >> son 13, daughter 10. >> jimmy: your son's in seventh grade? >> seventh grade. >> jimmy: how is that going? junior high, it's a tough time for parents, generally. >> it's going good. he's a very good kid. he's not given us any trouble. we live in this small little neighborhood in charleston. and so it's one of those places where the kids are always coming by the house and stuff. all the friends. i dig that. they have to learn how to ride bikes. they can go do all the stuff. they can leave. they can come and go as they please. >> jimmy: are they impressed by you? >> they're not impressed by me, not at all. a lot of times his friends will

come over to the house. once in a while they'll ask me questions like, "are you famous?" "technically, i am. maybe not in your age group." i find myself trying to impress them. they'll come history to play "fortnight" and i'll leave a copy of "gq" with me on the cover. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what even is this? i've never seen a magazine before. [ laughter ] oh, man. when those kids go back and take a look at kenny powers, they're going to absolutely lose their minds. >> soon enough. [ cheers and applause ] they'll never be allowed to come to my house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you also -- this is -- i don't know, this is -- i feel like kind of bad about this. but we did a google -- like an image street view search on your office. >> yeah, that was nice of you guys. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. because we heard you had a funny sign outside. this is a real sign outside your real office. and it says, "rhp falconry and

investigations." [ laughter ] >> yeah. you know, it's our production company. and we didn't really think we needed to advertise that. we instead made a fake sign that we specialize in falconry and investigations, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does this confuse the locals? >> it does. we've definitely had a few people stop by. a few asking for falconry supplies. [ laughter ] not a lot. not as many as you'd think. but we have had a few people stop by asking us to find missing people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: with the falcons? >> yeah, with the falcons or without. just our own sense. but we haven't taken any of those cases on yet. >> jimmy: i love the idea of you solving crimes and finding missing people with a falcon. >> why not, right? >> jimmy: beretta had, what did he have, a cook ka teal? something, yeah. >> falcons can take cockatiels any day of the week. >> jimmy: what is falconry? >> falconry i assume -- [ laughter ] is using falcons, i don't know.

holding your arm out, letting them fly away, come back to you. >> jimmy: holding your arm out. are they delivering mess ans? >> delivering messages. eating people's eyeballs. whatever you need a falcon to do, you know. >> jimmy: wow. it's something really to think about. you should have a falcon. >> i should have a falcon. >> jimmy: you should definitely. there's a clip i want to ask you about. it involves our show. it involves you. that has become very, very popular online. i don't know who put this together. >> okay. >> jimmy: but you're familiar with the quarterback patrick mahomes? >> of course i am, yes. >> jimmy: you're aware of the comparisons that people make to you? >> i have seen that. i think it was the first time i ever saw my son truly respect me. [ laughter ] was when he saw this clip, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, this is good for the kids in the neighborhood when they come over. >> this will make me a little interesting. >> jimmy: maybe better than "gq" magazine. >> we started off actually doing a nice party for us at the hotel. the chainsmokers, dj khaled came through.

[ bleep ] spoon man, soundgarden video. >> no way. >> yeah, i'm talking six grills, tiki torches, three whole pigs, [ bleep ] macaroni and cheeses, baked potatoes, collared greens, [ bleep ], puerto rican chicks showing their [ bleep ] ever high where. >> that's every genre of music you need right there. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is crazy. >> jimmy: i think he likes that. he gets a kick out of it. >> champions recognize champions. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is a camaraderie there. >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: how old's your daughter now? >> my daughter is 10 years old. and we brought her as well out here. she's very funny. she's like a total odd bird. she does her own thing. her name is peanut, and that's her name, that's in the yearbook, "peanut." >> jimmy: peanut? >> yeah, just like the peanut, yeah. >> jimmy: did she ever ask you,

why is my name peanut? >> we've tried to call her by her birth name, ava may, she doesn't respond to it. >> jimmy: all right, good. i thought that was on her birth certificate and i was trying to be polite. [ laughter ] i was actually thinking of sending a falcon over to child protective services. [ laughter ] >> yeah, they will help. >> jimmy: can you change it? are you allowed to change -- >> i think if you have enough money, you probably can change, yeah. maybe, yeah. >> jimmy: you think she would go along with having it legally changed? >> you know, i think she would at this point. i think she would demand it, yeah. she has a lot of interesting things she's into. she's very into basketball. like beyond. like she knows all the statistics. she knows everything. >> jimmy: oh, she watches basketball? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought you meant playing. >> not playing no. she watches. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nba basketball? >> yeah when we got out here, we took her to a laker game. she was ecstatic. she's trying to find her thyme team. she was rooting for the clippers are once the lakers started

winning, she was rooting for the lakers. as we left, she said her favorite team was the 76ers. we' we're evolving. >> kids will do that are. >> jimmy: they'll root for whichever team wins. they don't care. who do you like? >> i root for whoever they're rooting for, really. i don't have any allegiance. >> jimmy: the 76ers. >> yeah, now we're the 76ers fans, yeah. she also -- i brought her by the set of "gemstones" this season. the day that she came, there was a dead person on the set. not a real dead person. [ laughter ] someone dead in the show. they were covered in blood. she was instantly fascinated. like, what's the deal with the blood, what is that? "well, sometimes when you pretend to kill someone, there's fake blood." it became an obsession for her, that every day i would go to work, "are you going to get blood on you today?" [ laughter ] "no, not today." it became something that literally every day it would be a call from her. "you got that blood on you?" [ laughter ]

"no, i don't have the blood." our prop master, he was kind enough to give her a giant bottle of fake blood. >> jimmy: oh, how nice. >> yeah. so she's constantly calling my wife and i into the bathroom then has staged death scenes. [ laughter ] fake blood. it's constantly happening. >> jimmy: well, that's where the falcon investigations come in. we're going to take a break. we're going to see a clip from danny's show "the righteous gemstones." we'll be right back. congratulations. here are the keys. congratulations. here's the water heater that somehow passed inspection but will definitely flood your basement. -wait. -congratulations. here's your first year's supply of nitrogen fertilizer. remember, not too little or too much or you'll kill your lawn. -okay. -congratulations. here's progressive's homequote explorer. -uh-oh. -you're good. you can quickly compare insurance options and find the right coverage even if it's not with us. what's the bad news? [ indistinct conversations ] i skipped the line.

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it's my young adult show about jesus being a teenager in nazareth. >> why don't you call it "teen jesus"? >> "teenjus." teen and jesus mixed. >> not mixed in a way that makes any sense. you're taking the "j" from jesus and skipping ahead to the "u" and "s. if you're going to combine words it would be "teensus." >> no, no, i don't like that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the righteous gemstones" which is such a funny show. this is the last season, as i mentioned. >> yes. >> jimmy: the fourth season. you're happy with how it ended? >> i'm thrilled with how it ended. i think we've delivered something i'm very excited for the fans to check out. >> jimmy: there's another treat for the fans in this season. you've done this uncle baby billy, played by walton goggins. >> i can't wait to watch him here tomorrow night. >> jimmy: full frontal nudity.

>> hopefully not tomorrow night. hopefully he'll keep his pants on. >> jimmy: hey, speak for yourself. [ laughter ] we'll take whatever we can get. when you're -- because you're in charge of the show, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're the boss. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. you would be the guy who would tell walton, "hey, we're going to have your penis on the show"? >> walton is a very dear friend of mine. if he's going to be in my show, i want him to show his p echlt nchpenis. "walton is playing an elderly man. he doesn't feel his penis is that of an elderly man. >> jimmy: really? because mine is. [ laughter ] >> i've heard stories. >> jimmy: it seems much older, much wiser. >> we've had to -- we end up casting a penis double for walton. >> jimmy: did you really? >> it's not really his penis. one thing we've run into on the show, when you cast a penis double, you're not allowed to see what the ppenis looks like.

people don't want to be showing you pictures of their penis because they're not going to get a paycheck. >> jimmy: if you want to see my penis, i've got to have some money. >> exactly. a lot of times when we cast these penises, it's a leap of faith. we've never used the same penis twice. we never really enjoy what we get. it always is a quest to find the bigger and better penis. >> jimmy: what if something -- what if the guy showed up, an old guy, and it was just a crazy penis? like it was a penis that had to be commented on in some way? >> this season there was one. >> jimmy: there was? >> a guy showed up -- he didn't have any balls. that really wasn't part of what the character's deal was. >> jimmy: none? >> none. >> jimmy: did anyone say anything? >> no one said a thing, no. we kind of just like, okay. >> jimmy: they were just gone?

>> they were just gone. maybe it was cold in the dressing room, i don't know. i'm not really sure what had happened. >> jimmy: this is another thing you could investigate with the falcon. >> yes, we could. >> jimmy: walton will be here tomorrow night. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i look forward to asking him. you guys are good pals, though, right? >> we are. i met walton on the set of "vice principals." [ applause ] we became very good friends. thank you. you guys like -- >> jimmy: did does he live near you? >> he doesn't, he lives in new york. we go on vacations together. we went to -- we rented a fortress in sicily together. >> jimmy: what? >> put our families there for a week, yeah. yeah, it was incredible. >> jimmy: a fortress? >> a fortress. it was an old medieval fortress. we made our families stay there. one fun thing about going on vacation with walton is he kind of dresses up according to where he's at. >> jimmy: oh. >> when we showed up in sicily, he was sort of -- he just looked very dapper. he looked like he had walked off the set of a fellini film.

he was rocking inno mora cone in the car. he had his whole vibe going. walton is a traveler. he's a man of the world. he always knows what's going on. we rendezvoused with him there. he had a very sensible compact car. and i had not a sensible car for villages in italy. i had a range rover with all my family in there. he's taking us -- i'm following him. we're getting lost. going in and out of this village. finally it's just like the range rover can't go any further. i'm stuck in an alley. it's too tight on both sides. and we're both there trying to navigate how to get out of there. then all the locals came out. they were all yelling at us. eventually i just gave up and left the car with my family inside. >> jimmy: did you really? [ laughter ] >> in and a local took the wheel and got us out of there. we did scratch both sides of the rental up. so you know. there was a price to be paid. >> jimmy: nothing more emasculating than that. except for maybe showing up with no balls at a tv show.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: music from wunderhorse is on the way. our next guest is a massively successful k-pop music star with her first solo album," alter ego." you can see her playing a charming hotel worker mook on "the white lotus" on hbo and max. from blackpink, please welcome lisa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you and meet you. i met you over zoom one time.

>> yes, i remember. >> jimmy: i saw you on the oscars, too. you did a fantastic job. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the bond theme song "live and let die." we have something in common. besides both being k-pop superstars. [ laughter ] you and i both were suspended from the ceiling at the oscars. when i hosted, one of the times i hosted the oscars, they put me up the thing then they dropped me down. it was very uncomfortable, i have to say. >> yes. >> jimmy: i was thinking about you when i saw this on sunday. there you were. and it seems so elegant and graceful. but it's kind of scary, right? >> it was really scary. yeah. i was like -- um -- i'm not comfortable doing this. >> jimmy: and they don't care. they say, that's too bad, you're doing it. >> no, no, they really asked me, "do you really want to do it, are you okay, you feel good?" i'm like, "i am ". >> jimmy: you were playing. i was complaining the whole

time. >> how was your experience? >> jimmy: it was unpleasant. they had me in a harness. then gravity squishes everything down, you know? >> yeah you can't really feel your legs and everything. >> jimmy: those were the least of my problems. [ laughter ] how long were you up there? >> i think more than two, three minutes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. >> how about you? >> jimmy: i was up there for quite a bit longer. [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry for that. >> jimmy: it's okay, i'm not here to complain. i am here -- first of all, you're great on "the white lotus" as well. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a great role for you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're very charming in this thing. and a lot of people seem to think, because you're so sweet on the show, you are going to turn out to be the killer. are you the killer? >> am i supposed to tell you that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you shouldn't. legally, you should not. but i would appreciate it if you did. [ laughter ] it would be funny if you did. >> i mean, she's a sweet girl. mook, she's a really sweet girl.

>> jimmy: there's no way she's the killer. i'm going to be so mad if she's the killer. she's so sweet, it would be deceptive if she's the killer. the guy, the other guy, he's got the crush on her. your heart breaks for him because she's kind of -- she thinks he's nice but maybe is not -- is she interested in him? your character? >> i think she wasn't sure. >> jimmy: she's not sure. >> she was just testing the waters. go on a date and let's see how it happens. >> jimmy: her name is mook. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what does that mean in thai, mook? >> mook means pearl. >> jimmy: pearl, okay. in english, mook is not a compliment. [ laughter ] a mook is like a little like a dumb little thug, a mook, you know? >> oh. >> jimmy: one of the guys on the corner is a mook. >> oh no. >> jimmy: they didn't tell you this? >> no. well, it's a thai name. >> jimmy: you don't have to worry about that in thailand, so here, it's a problem.

[ laughter ] >> don't call me mook here. >> jimmy: don't call you mook. and this is -- boy, it's interesting to me how different you look. [ cheers and applause ] on this album cover. your solo album. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a concept album. and that means what, exactly, a concept album? >> so, it start from i came to l.a. and try a different type of music. for this album. and it turns out that i love every single of them. so that's why i call this album "alter ego." i have five different character. >> jimmy: five characters. you perform as each individual character. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are the characters? >> hm, okay. there's roxie. kiki. sunny. sweetie. and the last main girl is trixie. >> jimmy: which is the most like you? >> these days, i think bixie. >> jimmy: oh, really?

i thought you were more of a sweetie. >> sometimes. when i drive. >> jimmy: is it speedy? driving fast speedy? >> yes. she loves cars. yeah, she loves to drive fast. >> jimmy: you came up with this idea? >> my team. >> jimmy: your team came up with the idea. >> and me as well. >> jimmy: did it take them a long time to explain what the plan was? like, you're going to be five different characters. you're like, but i thought i was doing a solo album. there, no are five of you. [ laughter ] >> no, it's just like a quick conversation. it's 10 to 20 minutes. "what do you think about the five-character idea?" "i love it. i think it's me." >> jimmy: well, good. well, that's fortunate. i know that on "the white lotus," you guys all live at that motel when you're shooting the show? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: then you hang out with other actors? >> yes, we all have a meal together all the time if we have, what to say, the right timing. >> jimmy: yeah, if you have enough time to do it.

sometimes some of you are working. >> yes, some of them are working. >> jimmy: and you guys sing karaoke? >> yes. but not every single night. >> jimmy: no, no, no. no, that would be more of a speedy kind of thing to do. [ laughter ] but when you're singing karaoke, are there people not involved with the production? do people lose their minds when they see you there singing karaoke? >> they don't care. >> jimmy: why? >> i'm sitting in the corner of the room. i'm being like cheering them. hyping them up. >> jimmy: you don't sing? >> i don't. >> jimmy: never? >> i'm more like a dance. i love to dance. >> jimmy: you're one of those people who gets up on the stage and kind of this the background, doesn't -- really? >> yeah, i feel weird for me to, like, grab the mic and sing. >> jimmy: well, you're a singer. >> karaoke. >> jimmy: no, i understand that, yeah. there's a lot of pressure, right? >> yeah, a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: who's the best karaoke singer in the cast? >> natasha. >> jimmy: she was here last week. she, huh? >> she's so good. >> jimmy: what does she do, what

songs what kind of music? >> so many songs that she did. but i don't remember. but everything -- >> jimmy: one personality, or did she do five? [ laughter ] >> i think she did, like, three. >> jimmy: three's enough for most people. well, congratulations on the show and on your album. this is the album, it's called "alter ego." debut solo album. lisa, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] watch her on "the white lotus." we'll be right back with wunderhorse!

>> jimmy: thanks to danny, lisa, doreen, dorian. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but here with the song "rain," wunderhorse! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ do you feel

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♪ do it coil around your name ♪ ♪ did it slowly snatch the sunlight out of every waking day ♪ ♪ and you banish it you vanish it but something staring still remains ♪ ♪ in the empty frame do you feel the rain ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] tonight.merica is back. >> president trump addressing the nation. a joint session of congress laying out his vision. >> we have accomplished more in 43 days than most administrations accomplished in four years or eight years. and we are just getting started. >> detailing his economic agenda. >> we s