hi, i'm beth troutman. we have the videos you have been looking for "right this minute." [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> road rage on a military base. as a marine goes off on another driver and -- >> this is about to get worse. >> see what set off the freak out in the street. >> le's go, take a [ bleep ] video. take a [ bleep ] video. >> stranded in the italian alps, skiers have to be rescued from the chair lift. how to get a job done when a ladder just won't do. a bat named blossom is nursed back to health. >> she's getting her back

scratched. >> see the tlc that helped her recover. >> plus the pinata proposal and the guy who can say hire me jon stewart in seven languages. [ speaking foreign language [ speaking foreign language ] >> how hot is that? he reveals what he can give "the daily show" that no one else can. >> we are about to witness a lesson in extreme patience. you'll see what i mean. [ bleep ]. >> we have a good old fashioned road wage incident. this is in camp pendleton, california. as you can see, the driver not even looking over. according to the uploader, what happened is the guy you are seeing doing the screaming and yelling was driving in front of this guy's truck. he was slamming on the brakes a lot. he ran into the guy in front.

the guy screaming and yelling here. [ bleep ]. >> this guy is an active duty marine. according to tv in san diego, he's also a purple heart recipient. >> no! >> yeah. the driver, the civilian, the passenger is a female, a wounded marine confined to a wheelchair. he goes around to the car. >> take a [ bleep ] video. take a [ bleep ] video. >> you never talk to a woman like that. >> there were minor scratches to the guys car. you see a guy in uniform show up. this guy puts his hands on the back of his car. the youtube uploader says after he shuts off the video, he was arrested by the military police. >> somebody from the public affairs department at camp pendleton said he was cited for

communicating a threat. it's received the attention of senior base staff at camp pendleton. according to the woman who was the passenger in the vehicle, military investigators told her this guy's insurance is going to pay for all the damages to their truck, which includes the front grill and bumper and dents in the door. >> this driver does have incredible patience. we haven't quite seen a rescue like this one. this is a ski resort in the italian alps. skiers are rescued from the chair lift. >> is it stuck? >> yes, it's stuck. the area that covered the mechanics collapsed due to a build up of snow. maybe they'll put up a ladder. how do you get people down from the chair lift? they brought in a helicopter rescue. they lift open the hatch. the rescuer attacked a harness

to the skier and lower the skier down. >> i'm disappointed he didn't get pulled up in the helicopter. that's worth the price of admission. >> this has drawn quite a crowd. the guy who posted the video is tony. he's the guy with the camera who was the second to be rescued in this mission. it took about an hour. the rescuers were professional. no one was hurt. everyone was fine. not a bad day in all. [ speaking foreign language ] guys, i guarantee this is one of the most shocking and sad things you will see in a long time. this little boy's name is amid. he's l part of the fsa or the free syrian army. the rebels in the middle of the syrian battle right now. here he is, 8 years old carrying

an ak-47 running around with other rebels. they call him their helper. you can see the neighborhood they fight in. the rebels sit him down for a quick interview. before that, he lights up a cigarette and describes a short story about himself and where his parents are. [ speaking foreign language ] >> since orphans now fight for the fsa, he tosses some sort of grenade over the wall. it's sad. let's think about is this some sort of propaganda being put out that you have to consider that as well. >> a situation like that, where do the orphans go? kids are so impressionable at this age. if they are taking him in and offering him praise and support

and kindness, he's going to do anything to do that. >> how about shelter, food, water, conditions in syria right now are deplorable. they don't have electric or water. this kid is doing what he can to survive. it's normal to expect the cat and dog to like belly rubs and back scratches, right? this is blossom. she is a bat. she was rescued by louise saunders in australia. blossom bats are endangered. louise took her in to nurse her back to help. she has nectar or milk formula. what an adorable creature. this is a wonderful video about bats. they see this little guy and

they are going to love bats. >> he has a gene simmons like tone. >> yeah! >> she was eventually released back into the wild. >> releasing her was one of the toughest things she had to do but it was the best for blossom. the race is on for two dragsters until things get scary. >> where's the other one? where's the other car? >> what went wrong that had one car doing doughnuts? >> a bra that "star wars" fans will freak for. >> it's made out of paper-mache and r2d2

one of the worst times for something to go wrong is when you are traveling over po 0 miles per hour. this is larry dixon down in

australia. watch what happened when he smashes the gas. >> oh! >> oh, no. did you see that bouncing down the track? that is real. the axel broke. the wheel comes off. it sends it into a 360 degree spin. >> where is the other car? >> he got ahead of it somehow. he manages to collect the dragster. he doesn't hit the concrete walls on either side of him. the wheel won the race. >> see larry get out of the dragster at the end. he's perfectly fine. he throws his hands up like what the heck just happened but very, very lucky. >> you never see one going that speed. looks like he's rubber necking. >> that was his opponent. he got out once he saw larry get in trouble. dixon went on to set a record the very next day. they fixed the car, 332 miles per hour. >> wow. >> you think somebody forgot to

tighten up one of the bolts. >> one of the mechanics saying was that my fault? we have two up close and encounters of something killer. the first is from a kayaker in british columbia. something else is out there joining him. >> shamoo. >> and getting closer and closer and closer. see the big fin break the surface then back under the water. then you see it again. he's like -- it's coming at you. >> get out of the way! >> the thing is coming right for didude. >> you kind of saw the fin come up and turn toward it, directly at him like he's got a bulls eye on him. >> careful. i'm here. >> i have cold chills. >> it looks like he's ten feet from the monster as it's

swimming by. the guy on the kayak maintains his cool. >> what else could he do? he's not in a speedboat. he doesn't have the manpower to out run a killer whale. >> i think he realizes it. people fishing until the barkley sound. they have their dog on board. they know the killer whale is coming and they are afraid their dog is going to jump in. here they come. >> look at the dog. >> yeah, almost out of nowhere the whales appear. they come strolling by these guys on the boat. pass them up. beautiful, beautiful video. one, two, three, four, at least five whales out there. often to get that close, i'm glad the dog stayed in the boat. once they got close, the dog was like you know what? >> neighbmaybe not. i give you r2-dd2. >> is this a joke? >> sort of. it's a bra made out of

paper-mache and r2d2 parts. wait, it makes noise. >> what if you are not a dd? can you get one? can you get an rt-c2? >> it's only one size. >> he clearly handmade the cups. you could probably make them in any size. >> r2-aa2. there's two versions. the easy version made with duct tape and the ultimate r 2 bra. the best explanation is, i thought the idea was hilarious and somebody needed to make it. >> you could make a male

version. >> touche. you are a huge "star wars" fan. are you going to get a pair? she's wearing it now, watch. >> if you want to be the droid he's looking for, be this. >> this makes me wish i had boobs of my own. the sound of this music gets squeaky when this happens. ♪ see the performance that will blow you away. and dog heads out into the snow to get the paper. >> maybe he'll find it in the snow. >> you have to sniff out the paper at this point. >> he gets it. find out what happens when owner [ man ] we have a go for auto sequence start.

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time for our wednesday edition of rtm. what do you have? >> this is a risky prank, i have to say. he's going around asking cops if they want a buzz. just a little buzz. trying to get a little buzz. the cop is like what are you trying to do, get arrested? look what he has? the cops have a laugh. >> head over to rightthisminute.com and click on -- >> best of rtm. >> this is evan. he's watching the daily show with jon stewart for eight years. totally in love with the show.

>> comedian, tv host, rider and average lover. this is a job application, i want to be one of his correspondents. if this is my dream job, i have nothing to lose. he got up his courage, got friends together and put together this video to post on youtube. >> so, jon, here are four reasons to hire me. reason number one, i know politics, i know languages. i speak seven of them, look, a random german guy, [ speaking foreign language ] >> how hot is that? he speaks sev is speaking german, i think, right now. >> please. french is not one of those languages. reason number two -- >> this is my favorite moment. >> to show support, 100 ninjas came to the filming of this

video. ♪ >> reason number three, if you hired me, your audience will increase by five -- >> i watch the daily show every night. i think this guy would be a perfect fit. >> we have evan via skype "right this minute" from croatia. welcome to the show. >> thanks, guys. this is so awesome. i can't believe this is happening. >> have you heard from anybody at comedy central or jon stewart? >> nope, nobody called. waiting for a replay. i just want to reply, if it's good, you're awesome, you're hired. if it's you're lame, we don't want you, that's always fine. no it's not. >> what can you give "the daily show" that they don't already have? >> nothing. let's be honest.

they have steven colbert, what can i bring? i just made the video. i'm skyping with you, so i'm probably doing something right. so, this is my job application for my dream job. a lot of things you can do with balloons. you can give them as a gift, fill them with water, you can ride in a hot air balloon. never seen a balloon used for this. this is david hall on a cruise ship. he's blowing up a pink balloon. watch what he's about to do. ♪ this is bay toefens sanaa ta. he's matching perfectly with the piano. it sounds like the song except it's a squeaking balloon.

it sounds awful. >> i give him an a for technical abilities. he has to get the position of the balloon opening to match the pitch. it takes finger skills. >> when he has a little break, he blows it up and starts playing again. it gets tricky right here but still nails it. of course, he gets to the grand finale. at the end you can see he lets the balloon go up in the air. pinata, girl with a bat, people watching.

what do you think is about to happen? >> she's going to miss and put that bat through that flat screen. >> not quite. see what pops when she takes the swing. ?.=(=pcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpc2h

your 4 h-year-old daughter was a love aware if planes. this is what you do to make her day. >> three of them coming? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> this is chris and his 4-year-old daughter near the

chicago o'hare airport. you can see how excited she is. apparently, that was a china airline flight. there's more coming. >> she's a smart little girl. >> the landing gears. >> she's like dad, i saw the landing gears.hll a future pilo or air traffic controller. >> that's why this is a good mom and dad. take her out there, get her inspired and make her want to do this. >> you are watching a birthday party in arizona. the birthday girl holding the bat there. this is danielle. we are going to call her muffin. it's her nickname. this is her birthday bash and she's going to bash in the pinata. what do you think is going to

happen? >> she's going to miss and put the bat through the flat screen. >> the location is close to a lot of people. maybe the people will get hit instead of the tv. >> i like big muffin breaks the pinata open, everyone gets candy, happy day, no damage to anybody. >> you are the closest, stephen. one swing and muffin breaks the pinata. muffin breaks the muffin. what is that on the floor, ladies and gentlemen? >> an engagement ring? >> that is an engagement ring. >> i knew it. this whole thing was organized by her boyfriend, justin nash. this was not only her birthday, it was also their two-year dating anniversary. muffin is looking around at the candy saying wait a minute, what is this. she turns around. justin is down on one knee. >> of course. >> all he says is baby? >> what more is there to say at

that moment? >> and justin had arranged for all her friends and family to be there because it was her birthday and this special moment. no one knew about it. he surprised not only muffin, but everyone else. >> well done, man. >> chase has never had a pair of shoes. as you notice, chase is a dog. he's getting used to wearing these shoes because chase lives in the dessert. those of us who live in the desert know the ground is hot and it burns your paws. >> he's trying to shake them off. >> i love these videos when they put dogs in booties and socks. it's hilarious to figure out why they don't feel the floor the way they used to feel the floor. we go to a dog in shoes to a dog that could use shoes, snow

shoes. >> the dog is going to go outside in the snow to get the paper. >> think you can find it in the snow? uh-oh. >> you have to sniff out the paper at this point. >> get the paper. >> it didn't take him long. he sniffs it out and brings it back. [ bleep ] cute. you're kidding me. >> that is good training. >> it is. he's also trained the owner. >> hey, come here. come here. give that to me. give that to me. >> he's like i got it. i'm keeping it. >> he needs a treat, first. >> shake. >> everybody wins. he gets the paper, the dog gets a treat.