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welcome back everybody. my next guest has s akininin sciencfun since 2003 as the co-host ofofmythbusters." please welcome the great adam vage. ( cheers and applalae )) >> stephen: it is ch an hononoto have yoyohere in the how many more shows? >> one last showirs nene turday nighthtananthen wrene foreverfr >>tephenwh lg,nge ip it's bebn, n. so 2003. >> yeah. >> steph: what did yoy think the show was goioi to o because it's become a culturalcon? i tht that the name unded lioe a aeay silly name

ke " zththsters." that dsnoll off e tongng. th not going to great.. bui had been teaching myself film making on a digital video camera and a laptop, and they asked fofoa demo reel, and wee sent it in. >> stephen: what w in demo? whatatasashe first thing you stededo prove-it's a proof of concept. >> w w wlked a aut lawn chaiai larry. thyho t 20 bloons on his lawn chair. >> steen: caiaiayeah... >> we lit someing on fire, it outith our feet and ran away. >teph: and thus. >> yes.. >> steen: a legend w w born. >> theshow up three weeks later to film the show and we never stopd filming until nomber. >> stephen: wow. i'j' said this before-- ally, i-- i-- i-- said it to you, which is@that what i love about "mythbusters" is that you made the scientific method a guilty pleasure. >> i love th comment. >> stephen: you just loved watching the stages. which do you like more, actually

process of busting the myth? because the problem solving is so beautiful. >> yououe i olated exactly m favovoteteart of f f job, whichh he process. andnshowing homessy`and eatiti it and itike people me up toe and they're ke, "youalme that science could be fun so i went into engineering."" oh- we never imaginethat we were getting children interested in science. we nev think of the children. ( ughter ) ( applause )4) >> s sphenno. you don't. except those-- all those things li whayou're about to see, we are professionals. don't try this at home. >> ialways felt like#a ltle bit of a ruse say that. >> stephen: it is. because you knknhnplare home putting spray paint in the can and settinit o&ofire there a particular myth that goawaw, one e wantnt to do but you couldn't actually do it or show it? >^ there is a-- there's a native american myth about going duck

cocoect ducks, you float pumpkins ieir ndndand get them used pumpkins floating around, and then when you want to eat duction you put a pumpkin ononour head and sm upooo them. ( laughter ) and my fend who is a hunter told me that you could-- who appantly has trihis-- that can go#right u them and grab them by the legs and ll& th rht under, and the ducks ( laughter ) >> steen: and? >> we never g#t to test i . it was a myth i had to jettison at the last minute in the last season because we had too much footage and we had to -- >> you know someone is going to start a show called "pumpkin busters." i understand there was a mouse e that you shot but couldn't show. >> yeah. your mother probably said this to you when you were a kid, "i'm not going to buy you that cerealal the box isore nutritious than the cereal inse." weed three cages of lab mice.

food, the second froot loops and the third was eating cardboard. after aboufive days, we came in and the cardboard cage no long had three mice in it. it had one really fat mouswho we nicknamed him killer. ( laughter ) friends. >> he had eaten his friends. >> stephen: was the cardboard gone, too? >> no. >> steph: it was so delicious he was like, "hey, you look pretty good, too.o. >> actually, he had eaten them. they were literally likeke head, rib cage, and tail like he had eaten them like a co on the cob. >> stephenit conjurs an image with the firstne he eats and the second one in the corner going, "he's only going to do that once, right. i'm on your side on this one. on." >> i never considered that. >> stephen: that's moment i'm thinking of right now would love to recreate classic myt with you andnd undstand you have oneith you right now?

>> stephen: do we need to get up judgeup? >> let me set the stage. we were testing would a penny thrown from e empire state the grouou. >> stephen: that was t t first show, wasn't it? >> i think it was very ear -- >> so the myth is you drop a a penny from the empirstate building and it goes right through your skull. >> it continues to go faster and faster a a faster and will go right into you and into the sidewalk is. >> steph: i heard that one growing up. >> and when you visit e empire state building, every level of the observation dede littered with change. >> stephen: they're making a wish on someone else's skull. >> exactly. so we figured out the terminal velocity of a penny and we figured out that that t sn't lethal, and to prove it, jamie shotote in the ass with a penny. but there is n nsuch thing as s fact whi cannot be ininpendeneny rroborored, i'm m ing to a a a a to be scieieific with me a a h hme

would you shoot me in the ass with a aenny? stephen: i'be honored.. all right, let's dit. ( ( eers andndndlae ) now, t tl memehe nature ofofhis wall. whwhis the wall striped? >> the wall it striped so as the trtrels people can the me can d dmamamabobo how fast itititititlly travaving. we do o is for eve one oour ojojle s >> stephenu bebever ththe.e.e. ll be over here. i bebeeve wee a pnmaticc gun. okok. ( laughter ) anything i need to knoabout said gun? >> i built this in my op o o friday. you've got to poininine laser poininr at my y y and pull ba on this. put a nny in firir. >> stephphphput a penny in the .. >> exclent. >> stephph: all right,t,old onon to i itight. >> point it over at me. >> stephen: all right. gruel drop tro ( ( plauau )

>> stetete: thth's n ne,e,e,. e you go. okay. ( cheersrsnd applause ) ady? are you ready? >> i'm ready! >tetete: thth i i i science now. >> this s forcience! >> stephen: okay, everybyy go, , 1. ready? 3, 2, , ow! >> sphph: : : , baby! ( chee and applause ) yeye! science! sc how longng we have it?00 all right. w, y y're nodead. we've prove than yououe t dead. so myth confird, plausible, orbusted? >> myth busted. a penny fromhehempire state buililng will nononoll you.. >> steteen: dougug h he itit in so yet?t?

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