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that hapned, thereas another enemy thas to my left within arm's reach, fortunately,y, and i was able tot pin him against the w b his throro till myeammates were ablecome in a take caree of that.. >> steen: so you have your body o otop of the hooage t t protect him m ileinnnng somebo agast the wall with yourur hd, after egaging the enemy prerusly to thh? >hat't't'rrecec (appuse) steteennow, c c you tll us - -wiououving a specific anount of time -- is this seeming like is hapappening fast ou? or i iit all happenini i tion forou?u? >> thais aniqiqhing aboutut our training is we rehearse so much that it is veryy institc chiewlwl so whihi t whole sccario happened within aa minute,, minute and a half, in your mindt' veve segmented. you take one satn, handle

so it slowss down. 's kind ofofike e slolo do. >> stephen: : w w knonothere are some t t tthat you can't talk about t raidd o get hohoage, but onene@ thinin iw youo want to t tk about that's portt i# to talk abo your fellll navy seal,nd this is check rirht? >> y y, annickhece wasas a true@ a arican hero, and he'e' t te hero of that operation. he gave his life to bring b bck anotherrmerican a a,rankly,, that'shat we do. (applause)>> stephph: he didot survive eagemen he did not. >> stephen: and here youre receiving the medal of honor president obaman mony, and fothe rest of your life yoyo know,, people willll be callininyoyo a he. w dodoou feel i know somee pplplin the military d d'tikee that title. how do y feel about that? >> that's not a e iould veyself. i think tha somethihi o oer pewple bestow u0onn you, a a the

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