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>> hi, i'm e l lrks ll elly, i'm 30 old and single. >> the dating video ladies seem to dig. let's head down to new zealand for incredible footage from the uim jet sprint world championship. we have driver right now. you see the inside and outside of the boat to see the kind of gs these guys are pulling. this is not sped up. the reaction time is incredible. looks like these zbies are guys are going to set a blinding time. or at least would have if this didn't happen. >> oh! >> an absolute monster as they leave the track, go tumbling, see the gas explode, they

cool part about this video we get multiple views of the accident, you can stee from the inside as it goes tumbling around. >> i thought for a second kate hit the eject button but there are no buttons on boat. there's nothing will. >> you think that's spectacular. slow motion get a load of this one. >> wow. it looks like out of a movie like a special effect. >> will be amazed. minor injuries. because apparently blake seen a number of accidents and just upgraded his boat. also changed the lay out of the seats. so they stayed just fine. >> stay extra with that safety gear, that's when you just walk away from it and they did. you don't see anything on your screen because i want to

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would fight in one of my video games. panic, like, ahhh. >> ali didn't say anything the first few minutes of the conversation, he was so freaked out. >> that's good because now we're going to bring one in. >> whoa! >> like. >> eh. at first glance you're thinking this is just cctv business as usual, but very quickly you will notice we are following and keeping a very close eyeball on this yellow truck, a big old dump truck driving through the streets in

speed chase but it's not more like a 30 ton chase. >> why is the driver running? >> the driver was operating the vehicle according to reports while under the influence of drugs. some say it is a disgruntled laborer. >> so he knows how to drive this heavy machinery but he's loopy. that's doubly scary because he knows how to handle this thing. >> police are on his trail for two hours. >> being pushed back. >> not a very high speed. but the guy goes right for a police car and hits it. but the guy is relentless, at one point he's just unable to keep moving forward. they are able to stop him. the driver is 40 nicholas hershel. this insurance dengt cident happened last year he has been sentenced to 14

about $40,000 u.s. dollars. these videos prove that sometime you got to do what you got to do. these firefighters in moscow are trying to get to a building that has smoke coming from it but they can't. >> oh, no. >> they just did this to get through? >> the alley ways are pretty narrow. >> if you notice these firefighters have to move several cars to get to their destination. word is the apartment complex is not very expensive but the parking is to the people who live there park on the street and this is what happens. >> that fire truck could have run over that car if it wanted to. these guys doing a good job and conscientious too. >> in the u.s. we have fire hydrant rules and emergency lanes not sure what the rules are here but there's several cars here that these fooifrts and folks on streekt have to purk out of the way to get

the crew was smart about it. they spent firefighters in to dif use the situation. the truck on the other hand, does make it through after they spend all this time trying to push these cars out of the way. those car where's sighted. the owners got a fine. >> befrg this seems so wrong. >> next thing about this seems so wrong but this next video seems oh, so right. >> what are they doing? it is a wheel barrel. >> yes girl, they are the tiny in the world. the thirds stooges filming, why don't you help. i want to remind you if therewas a questionable video not long ago.

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>> these guys having a good old boxing game by putting boxes over their heads and then trying to figure out where you are so they can punch each other. bunch -- right. >> it's a match up of marco polo and then they're like with boxing. >> ha, ha. >> have they been drinking? been had. >> i would like to say this place is messy because of what they're doing but no it's probably messy before they even got started. >> it's duke. >> why hit on duke. you're making fun of the fact that we die early. what? >> what are you cheese right now, come on sandwich.

>> oh, yeah you take boxing classes. >> wait that guy punched and knocked himself out. >> it's hard to tell where the other person is because you're already disoriented because of the box. >> note to you fellas who try to try this, you exert more energy when you miss. dating can be deadly. therefore -- >> ellie here decided he would n stad out. stand out. he made his own video. >> watch and decide if he's right

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>> some of us are looking for love in all the wrong places. after a while dating sights get boring, so it's elle here would decide he'd stand out and made his own video. >> hi i'm elle 30 years old, single, and for a job i do film making and photography. this might we a creative way to about. so the kind of things i would look for in a potential date, someone with a don't lick my face. >> i'd lick his face. >> i'd got you. >> i'm great with kids. that's important.

[ laughter ] >> abort mission. abort mission. >> yeah he's really good with kids. >> he can start dating once he gets out of prison. >> let's see what his ex girlfriends say about him. >> you got to pretend to be my exgirlfriend. >> oh. >> i really don't want to do this. >> such a freaky looking barbie doll. >> i can play guitar be your rock star maybe on that day i'll do my best not to look at your -- >> ready i'm ready to date this guy. >> should be fun, smart, sexy as hell, can cook as well, my

she's -- jewish [ laughter ] >> wow good luck with that one, dude. >> that woman does not exist. >> hey, elle. >> yeah. >> you're not jewish. [ laughter ] . >> so sorry. no, no, no. [ bleep ]. >> give it to me. thanks for watching, we'll see you on the next "right this

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