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our favorite, boneless chicken wings. morgan willett: ooh, i want a wing. ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! take a seat. first, i want you to watch something. johnny, come on. that's so rude. i'm done looking back at 2020. can we just live in this year now? just you wait, ok? our reactions this week are unlike anything you've ever seen. but that's the thing, johnny. [chuckles] i did see it before. it's a figure of speech. so, we're watching us watch you get your butt kicked by nfl players again. i did not get my butt kicked. they edited it to make it look like that. [thud] johnny bananas: ugh. but, yes. and i have to watch us watch you smell people's feet again. and armpits. neh. and i have to watch us watch you snuggle with strangers again. oooo! someone's getting a little bit jealous.
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morgan, it's a type of physical therapy called cuddlingus. well, good to know this year's off to a good start. so what about those chicken wings? oh, you mean these tasty little morsels of boneless chicken meat? - mm-hmm. - you'll get those at the end. - ugh. 2021, here we go. [theme music] welcome to another installment of bananas' reactions where we react to our reactions of our favorite first look videos. to your favorite first look videos. no. our. what's mine is yours and, what's yours is mine. that's what i said. with me is the ever so lovely morgan willett who took a break from her workout videos-- morgan willett: [chuckling] johnny bananas: --to actually sit down with me for a bit and enjoy some us time. johnny, last time this took us three hours. three hours of pure, unadulterated fun. you know what?
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i wouldn't want to be in lockdown with anyone else but you. aww. i didn't pay you to say that. oh, johnny. that line was brought to us by peacock. peacock. we have the office now. [tv static] check out the time i headed down to south florida to go toe to toe with some of the baddest dudes in the league. and listen, if any agents are watching out there, i'm a tight end who's always wide open and definitely knows how to plug the hole. [sighs] [tv static] so without further ado, morgan, we're gonna watch some sports here. [quick swoosh] [rock music] [whistle blows] johnny (voiceover): you hear that? man: [inaudible] johnny (voiceover): sounds like the start of the most wonderful time of year. - yeah, it is. it's better than christmas. johnny (voiceover): it's time for some football, baby. so, originally in this segment, i was told by my producer, she goes, listen. we're doing this nfl episode. one of the segments we're doing is at an nfl training facility. johnny (voiceover): what she didn't tell me was that i was going to actually be training with nfl players. this squad rolled in like 40 deep and they're watching me do all the combine drills.
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the-- the-- the 40 yard dash, the vertical leap, and they're just literally talking shit the entire time. it takes months, even years, of very specific intense training to get these bodies ready for prime time. johnny (on tv): performance enhancement. i'm saying this is the last time y'all gonna hear of johnny mayonnaise. morgan willett: [laughs] johnny mayonnaise. man: you gotta try to get behind him inside the cone. [rock music] [thud] [laughs] [thud] [thud] [laughs] what's that over there? he's like a mountain. johnny bananas: yeah. [laughing] they didn't show-- johnny (on tv): -- is what --they didn't show the one where he actually grabs me and runs me 40 yards down the entire track-- morgan willett: oh, come on! johnny bananas: --and throws me over a bench. look at them. see all the guys with their cell phones out? morgan willett: oh, they're probably having a hay day. johnny bananas: oh, my god. they're loving this. he is a linebacker for the cincinnati bengals, all right? so this guy's job is to rush guys that are probably
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about three times my size. man: it's like-- [rock music] ooo, ooh! what happened to my shirt? this man happened to my shirt. [music playing] johnny (voiceover): we're in beautiful boca on a s-- so, as if that wasn't enough, all right? then they're like now-- now after that day, you're now going to run routes against some of the best defensive backs and wide receivers in the nfl. so that's where we're at now. johnny (on tv): and after several-- i like that you kept your tank top like that. johnny (on tv): --i'm taking a field trip for some offensive and defensive drills. i was done. i was so done at this point. man (on tv): --10 people be the fastest at the nfl combine. johnny (on tv): wow. well, at least you can throw a football. until you actually go head to head against-- mm-hmm. --a professional nfl running back, you don't realize how talented they actually are, and mark ingram is insane. man (on tv): what the general public-- i couldn't even-- i couldn't even touch him. man (on tv): --but if you get one step on an nfl athlete, you can never catch them. so if we can create that one step, our guys never get caught.
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literally couldn't touch him. wild. not-- not tackle him. i couldn't touch him. it really does put things in perspective. i would say you're like a c plus. c's get degrees. i'd give you a c plus. and that ladies and gentlemen, is a wr-- wrap. [laughs] johnny bananas: agh! that's exactly how i felt. i really could not walk after that. most people who watch nfl football players and professional cheerleaders on tv, they're like, i can do that. no, you can't. no, you can't. you're such a good challenger. you're just not very good at football. [sighs] [sad music] [tv static] [theme music] [tv static]
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[tv static] welcome back to bananas' reactions as we take a look back at us watching my favorite segments. now, morgan, if anyone has seen on instagram, they'll know two things. you have an incredibly attractive companion. oh, yeah.
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my sister. she is gorgeous. yeah. true. and two, you are quite the fitness fanatic. so, do you have any tips for the folks at home who are trying to get in shape for the new year? well, i have plenty of great workouts on my fitness page from full body to high intensity cardio. it's all about keeping things in moderation and making smart eating habits. also, you gotta wear the right workout clothes. say you wanna get in shape to be a sumo wrestler, ok? a 600 pound sumo wrestler. then, what do you think? i mean, champions come in all shapes and sizes. you do you, boo. johnny (voiceover): check out the time the unstoppable force, me, faced off against the immovable object, yama. i gotta say, i was a fan of your uniform. [tv static] [grunts] [laughs] someone put on some pounds since they last wore this. god, you got too much junk in your trunk. i've been-- i've been quarantining. [laughs] [tv static] [music playing]
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[laughs] why were you flossing? you're lame. johnny (on tv): as i prepared to sumo wrestle-- [gasp] johnny (on tv): --the heaviest japanese human being in history, yama. ahh! ehh! those are called man boobs. [music playing] well, good afternoon, boys. wasn't expecting to come in to see a couple of guys-- is that who you thought that you were going to wrestle? that small guy? he was even, takashi, that guy was even strong, dude. it was way more difficult than i ever expected. is there, like, symbolic meaning behind each gesture? yeah. you're cleaning your hands, you're doing a clap to kind of call for a fair match. johnny bananas: ok. and you're showing you have no weapons here. no weapons here. what if i got a weapon in my-- my washy? man: yeah? johnny bananas: yeah. i'm not too worried about-- can you-- i just want to know. i would like the producers of first look to-- to tell me, can you go a single shoot without making a sexual innuendo? [music playing] probably not. [tv static] wait till you see the-- - [gasp] --fear in his eyes when he-- when he sizes me up. those are big ankles.
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[music playing] [gasp] ahh! ahh! [chuckles] yeah. yeah. oh-- there's a-- --he has bigger boobs than i do! did you ask him what, like, about his diet? yeah. he just eats rice and meat. - that's it? that's it. and small children. [baby cry] no way johnny can beat me. [laughs] oh, that's scary. look at us. getting ready. look at the fear in his eyes. i've gone up against-- that's terror. no, he looks like he's about to eat you. [music playing] yama has no idea what he's about to get himself into, ok? [thud] what the hell was that? i really wasn't even expecting that. - really? - no. - you didn't plan that shot? - no. guy just came out of nowhere like a bulldozer. [music playing] yup. 6'2? yeah. they got my weight wrong. i was-- i was a little more than 170 there. more than 170? yeah. i was about, at least, 450. [grunt noise] [music playing] man: [inaudible] this was actually really terrifying because we're, like, sitting there, and i'm, like, i don't even know-- even if when i run into this guy,
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what's that gonna feel like? i mean, at least he's got some cushion for some pushin'. he does, and it wasn't even fair. [bleep],, so i had to try and trip him, you know? oh, [gasp] my god. look at that tan line. yeah, you could tell where the spray tan didn't reach. you should have worn your mawashi to get the spray tan. come on. - i should have. rookie mistake. - i actually still have it. - really? where? i'll show you where. [clock ticking] come on. i need help getting this on. here, help me pull it up. i think you-- you got it mixed up. [laughs] wanna wrestle? - yeah-- - [grunts] ahh! ok. man: [inaudible] there you go. look at that move. man: john, that's illegal. johnny bananas: at every round-- johnny (on tv): rear naked choke. -- he was just struggling to stay on top. [yelling] [laughing] [yelling]
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i almost had him that time. after doing this, were you reevaluating if you wanted this job? - no. it made me want to do it even more. [laughs] of course. you're kidding me? in the first two days of filming, i get to strip and dance at a boylesque show, and then i got to put on a diaper and wrestle a 600 pound man. you're like, this is for me. yeah, this dude, i found my calling. being naked on tv. that's it. help me get this thing off. [laughs] i don't think you're going to be able to get it off. [yells] there's no way. [tv static] [theme music]
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some of them are much more emotionally scarring. like that time you went to kansas? [sighs] like the time i went to kansas. [tv static] so, basically, what i do is i visit a smell lab-- ok. -in kansas city. this lab works for powders like gold bond and deodorants and that sort of thing. ok. so they test how well their product covers up smells on human bodies-- - eww. - --like b.o. [throw up sound] if they were to smell your armpit and your foot, they could break it down into 20 different categories. well, my armpits don't smell, so. [exhale] it's a great open. johnny (voiceover): when you think of scents, fragrances, even aromas-- this was a really-- ok. so just this intro, just to give you a little background on this episode. so, we did this whole shoot. i put my nose and my smell in harm's way for this episode, and the bosses, yes, marni, i'm talking about you, were so appalled. they were like, we can't air that. well, i'm not going to lie. i don't think i would want to watch you smelling
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musty and dusty and ranking it. until, they repurposed it and they were like, let's make, like, it's like a perfume commercial and he's going as part of that. so that's why we filmed this. yeah, i was here for this fake perfume ad. what now? oh, here she comes. there it is. johnny bananas: there she is. you look so over life right there. johnny (on tv): i'm at a shoot right now. i i was over life at that point. i had watched you flip your hair in a shower for an hour. [sensual music] [music playing] johnny (voiceover): but what you may-- oh, god. it's bringing me back. eww. you just smelled real human's armpits. first, we had to go into this laboratory and smell these different chemicals that mimic the smells of your body, right? ok. one of them is called isovaleric acid, which you will see. i've actually become an expert on it. wow. and isovaleric acid mimics body odor. there were these different little beakers that had different intensity levels of isovaleric acid,
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and i had to smell them and then rank them on a scale of one to 10, which ones smelled the worst and which ones smelled the best to calibrate my nose. [head shake sound effect] [tv static] man: you have evaluated some aromas. you have identified some intensities, as well. for the real thing, let's do some testing and evaluate some underarms. johnny (on tv): i quit. [music playing] after applying deodorant to only one armpit and getting a little exercise in the field, subjects are primed and ready for evaluation-- now this guy right here, love him to death, subject 917 we referred to him as, he wore, on purpose, his most rank, disgusting shoes. you had to smell their feet? oh, yeah. not just their armpits? ha! all of them. let's take this and put it under his arm that he has put the product under. that is so vile. i'm so uncomfortable. i understand why they didn't want to show this. let's just speak in layman's terms here. i'm going to be smelling their feet. that's exactly what you will do. [music playing] you got to take their socks off?
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yes! [coughing] were they moist? yes! yes! and he had, like, a bunyan. eww. johnny (on tv): cheesy, my friend, you are a bona fide 15. how do you know if it's chee- 'cause it doesn't actually smell like cheese? no, but, it has like-- ok, if you smell cheese-- i'm nauseous. --you know how cheese has like a-- like almost like a damp heavy scent. you know what i mean? that's kind of like cheesy with a little mold in there. [music playing] in general terms, the results show that you need more training. now, are you sure the machine that you put my numbers into has been calibrated properly? - it has been calibrated. - oh, yeah. see, that's a problem. it's all right. it hadn't-- i think my nose blew this machine out of the water. i will say this, after what i went through today, i have a profound respect for what you guys do. next time you go and you buy deodorant or foot powder-- i don't use foot powder. yes, you do. i've caught you using foot powder. shut up. [chuckles]
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next time you go to the store and you buy foot powder, ok, morgan, i want you to look at that foot powder and know that-- that-- that-- that a doctor like me had to go through hell and back just to get that sold on the market for people like you to use foot powder. i'm pretty sure they said that you didn't pass the test. well, what does he know? [tv static] [theme music]
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i'm morgan willett with johnny bananas and this is a very special edition of bananas' reactions. wait. why is this a very special edition of bananas' reactions? because i'm in it with my little sidekick. whoa, whoa, watch it. watch it. you're stealing my thunder here, ok? i need to reclaim my host numero uno status. oh, yeah? how are you going to do that? well, i'm glad you asked. i'm gonna give you a little quiz here on johnny bananas, a subject you're familiar with. where did a young johnny bananas spend his college years? is it a, alabama, b, texas a&m, c, penn state, or d, the bar. i'm gonna go with c, penn state. ok, well, you got that one right. in regards to snuggling, johnny bananas is a preferred big spoon? little spoon? koala in a tree? or a stargazer? i'm gonna go with, because i prefer
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to be a little spoon, that means you must be a big spoon. so, i'm gonna go with big spoon. eeh! wrong. trick question. i'm a master of all positions. [chuckles] do i even want to ask? probably not. [tv static] this one, by far, was the weirdest thing i ever had to do. this was worse than smelling feet and armpits. this was worse than dressing in drag. you're being dramatic. it's just cuddling. wait till you see. [tv static] johnny (voiceover): when it comes to connecting with others, the majority of us rely on the sense of touch. so professionals like christina from cuddlist, are trying to break down barriers and get the world hugging again. so i could go sign up and go to someone's home and cuddle with them? you could as long as it's not a boy. [pop sound] [laughs] ok, i'll-- and if it's a girl, you better invite me. no. that was weird. the fact is, as humans, we all have the ability to touch, and connect, and heal with our touch. we define it as platonic physical touch therapy so, my interest is creating safe space for that to be allowed.
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johnny (voiceover): one thing's for sure, a little training couldn't hurt and christina-- when you think of cuddling, you usually think of, like, big spoon little spoon. yeah. ok. yeah, that's like the basics. that's-- that is the basics. that's just the tip of the iceberg. wait until you see the stargazing pose. koala in a tree. that sounds fun. the bear pose. that sounds scary. [chuckles] ok. all right. i think i just made a couple of those up. i'm not sure. yeah, you fully did. i'm like, what's the bear pose? johnny (voiceover): like yoga, cuddling relies on poses-- at least your socks are matching. johnny (voiceover): there's the bear. christina: think about what makes someone comfortable. to see him with josia, i think she was a little nervous. johnny bananas: can i turn your arm over? christina: and then to see-- - [gasp] christina: --them both ease right into it-- josia: oh, i like that. christina: --was beautiful. johnny bananas: stop getting jealous. i'm not. i'm so freaked out. wait until you see who i get to cuddle with next.
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johnny (on tv): after having some initial success and earning my cuddle wings, i feel like it's time-- morgan willett: oh, you got a t-shirt. did you get to keep it? i did. johnny (voiceover): what could-- [knock at door] --possibly go wrong? [door unlocks] did you know who was gonna walk through that door? i did not. ready for this? are you sure? i'm pretty excited. hold me. [chuckles] cuddle me. johnny (on tv): welcome in, dude. oh, my god. that's such a tight shirt. johnny (on tv): after you, sir. this is not real. johnny (on tv): what's your name? sean: sean. johnny (on tv): sean. [music playing] johnny (voiceover): and even though sean wasn't what i was expecting, i'm determined to use everything i've learned thus far. johnny (on tv): just drift. feel any negativity. breathe that right out of your nostrils. [laughs] oh, my gosh. i'm questioning everything. i'm questioning who i'm dating. i'm questioning what your career is. so this is called the big spoon, but-- but you know what else they call this pose? i know what you're gonna say, and i
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don't think you should say it-- - what? --because you're gonna edit it out. you're gonna say nut to butt. [laughing] you know, i hate that i just said that. i have been quarantined with you for way too long. [tv static] oh-- [music playing] after the two cuddle sessions that i had with josia and sean, i feel like i am full of energy, love, and human connection. i think now that we've taken some of the taboo-ness out of it, you know, i think we can. look at this. come here. group hug, guys. christina: oh! [gasp] [tv static] that was disturbing. my therapist actually told me when i'm ready, to watch that again-- and this was the time? --it would be good ther-- it would be a good way to, you know-- do you feel better? have you released that? i think i do. i haven't decided yet. i won't know until the next spooning session.
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with whom? big sean. [chuckles] [tv static] [music playing] ah, sweet, sweaty summer memories. you really made that guy's day. it's a side of you i'm glad i saw, but i hope i never have to see again. [shutters] that makes three of us. three? wait, how many people were on that bed? uhh, shh. it's ok. it's ok. america, i want to thank you for watching. stay strong, and hold your loved ones tight. johnny, i can't breathe. it's ok. just-- just-- it's called the kansas city butterfly. johnny, can-- can i have my wings? [chuckles] [music playing]
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from fashion to reality, real estate, and beyond, today's guests are masters of reinvention. let's get started with the always fabulous tyra banks. she first made her mark as a supermodel and quickly moved from the runway to running her own media empire. and it doesn't look like she's slowing down any time soon. i caught up with her at the stk lodge in downtown manhattan. i just want to you know, i smized the other day. did you? i did. i did it with colin, my partner, and, um, i was ok. - and how did he judge you? - he was--

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