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recovery easier for fire victims in southern california after seeing the devastation. cupertino high school junior ruben vargas says he felt compelled to do something, so he spent two days creating a website, save dtla.org. he just launched it yesterday, hopes it will streamline the recovery process for thousands of fire victims. i wanted to create a
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website that people could have, like a one stop shop of finding resources for the fires in la, and if you wanted to help, okay. website provides everything from information on recovery centers and links to state and federal agencies. it also has information on how you can help out as well. he's one of the smart ones. >> steve: tonight, on "the tonight show." >> i almost passed out. there's one -- [ laughter ] there's one close-up where i'm red in the -- and i literally fade. >> jimmy: i think this might be it. [ laughter ] >> yeah, that might be it. it's time for "any answer wins!" name a number that rhymes with 10. >> 16. [ beeping ] >> jimmy: that's correct. [ bell dings ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jeff daniels, gabriel basso, musical guest the marias, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2078! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd. thank you very much. thank you very much, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. thank you very much. >> we love you! >> jimmy: oh, i love you too.
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well, guys, tomorrow night president biden will deliver his farewell address to the nation. yep. biden will say goodbye to the nation, while the nation will say, "oh, wow, you're still here?" [ laughter ] yeah, biden's speech is expected to be 20 minutes long, but forecasters say the "feels like" will be 3 hours. [ laughter ] along with his accomplishments as president, biden will also reflect on his years as vice president, senator, and thomas jefferson's chief of staff. [ laughter ] that's -- that should be interesting. [ applause ] >> steve: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it'll be interesting to hear some stories. in a typical farewell address, presidents usually run through their achievents, talk about the state of the country, and wish the incoming administration luck. biden was like, "well, i'm definitely doioing two othose things. [ laughter and applause ] [ eers and applause ] i'll do two out of three." i think the speech is worth watching, 'cause based on who's taking office on monday, it might be a while until we see
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another farewell address. [ audience ohs ] yes, president-elect trump's inauguration is just a few days away. and i saw that elon musk, jeff bezos, and mark zuckerberg will all be in attendance. yeah, right now they're like, "should we drive separately or carpool in one -- [ light laughter ] or carpool in one penis-shaped spaceship? [ laughter ] separately?" [ cheers and applause ] that's right, the three richest men in the world all in one place. man, if you thought bernie sanders looked miserable at the last inauguration. [ laughter ] "the 1%. the 1%, the 1%!" [ cheers and applause ] [ incoherent yelling ] [ light laughter ] get this, today the fda proposed putting nutrition information on the front of food packages. finally a way to tell that package of mega stuf oreos is good for me. [ laughter ] yep, our snacks are about to be like mullets -- business in the
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front and party in the back. [ laughter ] well, everyone's talking about the tiktok ban that's going into effect this weekend. yeah. [ boos ] and i read that tiktok users are now downloading a different chinese social media app -- [ laughter ] -- called rednote. yeah. people are downloading another chinese app. right now american tech companies are like, "hey, we also spy on you. come on, hey." [ laughter ] meanwhile, the rednote app is actually -- by the way, it's actually in chinese. [ light laughter ] that's right, americans would literally rather learn mandarin than use instagram reels. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm not using that. eugh! >> steve: get out of here! >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> steve: never! >> jimmy: yeah, i read that now tiktok is pushing users to download its sister app called lemon8. yeah, i didn't even know tiktok had a sister app. [ light laughter ] it's like hearing a famous actor had a less successful sibling who also acts. it's like, "there's a a steve cumberbatch?" [ laughter ]
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some business news. walmart is making waves after changing its logo for the first time in 20 years. yep, here's walmart's old logo. and now here's the brand-new logo. [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] ♪ wow. well, to discuss this change, please welcome, via satellite, walmart's graphic designer, lucas moore. lucas. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, jimmy. great to be here. >> jimmy: so lucas, take us through the creative process you used when designing this new logo. >> for sure, jimmy. so i made it bold. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. walmart's graphic designer, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] he made it bold. did you guys see this? starbucks is rolling out a new policy that requires people to buy something if they want to use the bathroom.
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meanwhile at dunkin' donuts, you're free to go to the bathroom while standing in line. [ laughter ] actually, the ceo of dunkin' said, "anybody can come in, but you gotta punch the biggest guy in here to establish yourself." [ laughter ] well, guys, many people find new york's new congestion pricing plan hard to understand. it charges drivers to enter certain areas at specific times to reduce traffic. one driver said, "it's easier to explain crypto to your grandma." [ laughter ] so to help everyone make sense of it we put together this educational video. ♪ >> today we're going to learn about congestion pricing with two simple acronyms. the first one is c.a.r.s. -- c-a-r-s. ♪ ♪ c.a.r.s. congestion algorithms redefining spaces ♪ ♪ but we just shrink it down to c.a.r.s. ♪ >> you still with me? good! 'cause acronym number two is even easier. what is congestion pricing, in detail?
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it's a dynamic demand-management mechanism designed to regulate vehicular flow by implementing geographically targeted, time-sensitive tolling structures, of course -- [ deep breath ] -- where fees are variable and predicated on a multilayered matrix of temporal thresholds, vehicular classification, and emissions ouut -- with exemptions contingent upon predefined socio-environmental criteria. and the money goes to making the whole thing better. ♪ ♪ ♪ kaleid-o-bility ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, my goodness. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] well done. oh, my gosh. hopefully that helps everyone t there. oh, my goodness. [ light laughter ] gosh, that is -- >> steve: he had to stop, it was so long. >> jimmy: unbelievable, yeah. finally, guys, it is tuesday. it is time for "wepost!" here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wepost wepost ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. we're gonna put it on rednote. we're gonna put it on -- [ light laughter ] i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. you all have voting clickers at your chairs there? yeah. you can vote for all of them. you can vote for none of them, whatever you want. we're gonna see the results live. higgins, roots, you have clickers? now, look, i'm going to post whichever one gets the most likes from all of us. because it's not a mepost. it's a "wepost." >> steve: aw. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go. the first post is, "if tiktok goes away, i can only imagine reels will go away, but three weeks later." [ light laughter ]
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♪ >> steve: smart. that's a thinker. >> jimmy: if you know, you know. >> steve: that's a thinker. ♪ >> jimmy: you know it? >> tariq: eh, nah, don't give me that. >> jimmy: no, but if you know, you know. >> tariq: yeah, yeah. i-y-k-y-k. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, cast your vote. thumbs up, thumbs down. let's see the results right here. [ drumroll ] i feel okay about this one. yeah, i agree with you. >> steve: oh, wow. >> jimmy: even. [ sad tuba ] yeah, non -- it's a not -- 90, 91 it said, yeah. >> steve: yeah, 90 to 91. >> jimmy: this next one is, "all blankets are weighted blankets if you're weak enough." [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: "i can't get up! eh, ugh!" ♪ >> jimmy: all right, let's -- let's see the results here. [ drumroll ] oh, not bad. ♪ that's pretty good. all right, good. but now you can tell it's real, and people are really choosing. >> steve: yeah, now people are clicking away. >> jimmy: yeah. all right, this next one says, "do dentist offices actually believe we know our plans for 11:15 a.m. on a random tuesday 6 months from now?" [ laughter ]
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♪ "i guess i'm available? what? w-w-w-w-what?" >> steve: "what?" ♪ >> jimmy: all right, here we go. let's see the results. [ drumroll ] i feel good about this. oh, wow! it's in the lead. ♪ it's is in the lead by three votes. >> steve: dang. >> jimmy: this next one -- i like this one, yeah. this one says, "how long do you have to admire cappuccino foam art before you can take a sip?" [ laughter ] ♪ "it's a palm frond, and --" "no, no, i understand." >> steve: "oh, it's great!" >> jimmy: "i just need to use the bathroom. that's why i ordered." >> jimmy: all right, let's see the results here. [ drumroll ] yeah, that's the one. that's the winner. ♪ i think that's going to win, but we have one last one just for fun. this last one says, "if our underwear drawer was a sports team, most of us would have two star players, three solid back-ups, and a couple we should have cut a while ago." [ laughter ] ♪
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well, i don't know, that one might win. >> jimmy: tariq? >> steve: a little close to home. >> jimmy: it's the last one, right? >> tariq: i think that's the winner. >> jimmy: you thought it was "foam art," but it wasn't. >> tariq: it wasn't. it's this one. it's this one. this is the winner. ♪ >> jimmy: it is this one. this is the one. [ drumroll ] you don't have to tell them. they already voted. all right. [ drumroll ] let's see the results. oh, my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] [ bell dings ] there you go. ♪ there you go. that's the winner right there. i'm gonna post this during the break. if you happen to see it online, give that "wepost" a repost. we have a great show. give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show, everybody. our hearts are with everyone in los angeles right now. we do -- yeah, we -- [ cheers and applause ]
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we do this show in new york, but there are so many people out there that are in trouble and need help, and there's lots of great organizations that you can donate to. if you can, please do it. we're highlighting a different one every night, and tonight is the entertainment industry foundation's socal fire fund. they provide immediate and long-term support for students, school employees, and families impacted by the wildfires. for more information go to eifoundation.org/donate. every little bit helps. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] what a show we have for you tonight. he is one of my all-time favorites. he's an emmy-winning actor who has a new audio memoir called "alive and well enough continues," which is available now on audible. the one and only jeff daniels is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's the -- >> steve: love that man. >> jimmy: this is great, what he's doing. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it's -- it's a a memoir. he's just talking, telling stories. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and it's unedited, and he's playing music on it, and it's just entertaining, and it's great. >> steve: i love it.
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>> jimmy: yeah, he's unbelievable. he's the best. also, he stars in the hit netflix series "the night agent." season two begins streaming january 23rd. gabriel basso is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that dude is -- fantastic. and we got great music tonight from the marias! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: whoa! well, guys, everyone's still talking about this, the ban on tiktok could hit the u.s. this weekend. so we decided to ask tiktok users some questions about how they're feeling about the whole situation. check out what are these answers. let's check out what these -- this first one said, "have you ever been fed misinformation on tiktok?" 25% said, "yes." 75% said, "thankfully, no. i'm one of the most well informed people on the whole flat earth." [ laughter and applause ] that's -- this next one asks, "what will you miss most about tiktok?"
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10% said, "the community." 10% said, "the shop." 80% said, "watching bros do trick shots, then shout, 'let's goooo!'" [ laughter and applause ] "let's goooo!" [ cheers and applause ] this one asks, "are you worried about china having your data?" 4% said, "yes." 96% said, "i just gave my social security number to temu to buy a purse. [ laughter ] i'm already cooked." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: "you kidding m me?" >> steve: to buy a purse? >> jimmy: "i'm done, man." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: up next it says, "do you have 'brain rot'"? [ light laughter ] 10% said, "no." 90% said, "me like scroll. boom, boom, skibidi." [ laughter ] >> steve: "skibidi"? [ applause ] >> jimmy: next up, "do you think you spend too much time on tiktok?" 90% said, "no, not really." 10% said, "one time i was bored listening to my co-worker talk
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and i tried to swipe up on his face." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ugh. >> jimmy: "i don't want this." and finally, "how did you feel when you heard tiktok might go away?" 100% said, "like this." [ thud ] [ gagging ] >> uh, what do i do! [ retching ] [ thud ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: there you go. stick around. we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ but remember, the correct answer does not actually have to be correct, because any answer wins! [ cheers and applause ] [ bell dings ] how many hairs are in the average head of hair? >> uh, 16. >> jimmy: that's correct. [ bell dings ] what actress went viral for lying about loving limes? [ bell dings ] >> lebron james. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i know that music! mark! ♪ ♪ ♪
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wrong answers. now, let's meet tonight's two contestants. what's your name and where are you from? >> my name is safia. i'm from fayetteville, north carolina. >> jimmy: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] you're good at this game. you're good at this game. what's your name and where are you from? >> my name is derek, i'm from northumberland, pennsylvania. >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be close tonight. both of you are correct. you're off to a great start. now the rules of the game are simple. i'll ask a question. whoever buzzes in with the correct answer first gets a a point. but remember, the correct answer does not actually have to be correct, because any answer wins! [ cheers and applause ] you ready to play? >> yep. >> jimmy: all right, great. here's your first question. what did i have for breakfast this morning? contestant number two. >> nothin'. [ bebeeping ] [ bell dings ] >> jimmy: that's correct. i -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i didn't. i didn't feel like getting full before work and so i decided not to eat this morning. thank you very much. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go. question number two. and remember, any answer wins.
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name a number that rhymes with ten. [ beeping ] >> 16. >> jimmy: that's correct. [ bell dings ] 16. [ cheers and applause ] very good. very good. very good. this is a very close game. now it is time for the -- [ light laughter ] -- second round, but this time the rules are changing. so please pay close attention. this time i'll ask a question. and whoever buzzes in with the correct answer first gets a a point. but remember, the correct answer does not actually have to be correct because -- [ light laughter ] any answer wins. hang on. hang on, i'm being told these rules are the exact same as the first round. that's -- that's on me. [ laughter ] i apologize. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] the next question is -- what is the word for a pack of pug dogs? [ drumroll ] yes. [ beeping ] >> a pack. [ bell dings ] >> jimmy: that's correct. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] can we see that? can we see that again in slow motion? >> a pack.
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>> jimmy: that's right, fantastic. [ laughter ] all right. there we go. let's move on. [ air horn ] uh-oh. do you know what that sound means? >> it's a switch-up time, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you know what that sound means? >> i win. [ laughter ] >> oh, okay. yeah, that's good. that's good, yeah. >> jimmy: both of you are right. it also means it's time for the lightning round. and for this round you'll be working together. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'll go back and forth asking you a series of rapid-fire questions, okay? which you must answer immediately. we'll see how many you can guess correctly in 30 seconds. and not to name drop, but last week's contestants were king charles and beyonce, and they got six answers correct. [ light laughter ] so, let's try to beat that. ready? 30 seconds on the clock. and let's begin. ♪ what's the loudest animal on earth? >> a lion. [ bell dings ] >> jimmy: uh, that's correct. what's the smallest bone in the human body. >> the leg. [ bell dings ] >> jimmy: that's correct. [ light laughter ] how many hairs are in the average head of hair? >> uh, 16. >> jimmy: that's correct. [ bell dings ] what actress went viral for lying about loving limes?
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[ bell dings ] >> lebron james. [ laughter ] ] >> jimmy: what actress -- sorry. who cofounded microsoft with bill gates? >> uh, elon musk. >> jimmy: what do the letters in the word laser stand for? >> l-a-z-e-r, laser. [ laughter ] [ cymbal crash ] [ cheers and applause ] [ bell dings ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: time is up. let's calculate the results. [ electronic chiming ] you got a perfect score! congratulations! [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] you won! ♪ tonight you'll be going home with three tubes of german mustard. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yours to distribute any way you like. thanks for playing "any answer wins" -- [ cheers and applause ] the game where any answer -- >> wins. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with more "tonight show." come on back. >> congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i enjoy acting. i don't like lying. and i feel like -- >> jimmy: that's interesting.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's exactly right. that's how you make an entrance! jeff daniels. it's so good to see you, bud. thanks for coming back to the show. >> oh, happy to be here. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your audible memoir that your -- season two, congrats. "alive and well enough continues." >> continues. >> jimmy: continues, yeah, 'cause this is season -- well -- >> there was a one and then there was a two, and -- >> jimmy: yeah, so -- >> could be a three, so -- >> jimmy: yeah, there could be, yeah. i think you're a fantastic storyteller. i think you're perfect to do this right here. how did you start this? and did someone go, "hey, you should probably --" >> yeah, i didn't want to do it. my agent called me up a couple of years ago and he said, "you know, you're the only actor without a podcast." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true, yeah. >> i said, "is that a problem?" he said, "no, you should do one, you should." i said, "well, okay." >> jimmy: yeah. >> the only way i'm going to do it is if i do it all by myself.
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> don't make me call up friends of mine that i did a a movie with 20 years ago and go"hey, bill, jeff daniels." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you mind? >> "want to talk over old times? you know we only had the one lunch in the commissary, i know, but still,l," you kn. >> jimmy: you know why it's so good? and i was telling you backstage when we were talking about this, is that it feels like you are doing it jusust for me >> yeah. that's the trick, that you're playing to an audience of one. >> jimmy: yeah. >> some person on the treadmill, their bike, walking, in bed at night, and they're just listening. they're only a half hour long, and i try to make it entertaining as hell. it's got to be funny. it's to be entertaining. >> jimmy: but you play music, you play -- the original music. >> i have been playing music for 40 years. and i write songs, but, you know, being an actor -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i mean, you got guys who do it for a living. i'm like, you know, they're telling me, "stay in your lane." [ light laughter ] okay, okay. understood. >> jimmy: no. >> but i still do it, and so this is the place to put all of those things.
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>> jimmy: it's like a variety show. >> it's a one-man audio adventure, that's what it is. >> jimmy: it's a one-man audio adventure. >> that's what i call it. >> jimmy: i like that. there's also sketches in there too. >> i write stuff. i wrote a sketch called "snack time with harry dunn." >> jimmy: yes! [ light laughter ] i mean come on. >> where harry dunn, he interviews the actor who played him in the movie. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean that makes no sense, that's why it's so good. >> so i write it and i play both parts, and it's fun. i have a good time. >> jimmy: can you believe it has been 30 years since you played harry in "dumb and dumber"? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, talk about -- you've done everything. "terms of endearment" to "dumb and dumber." [ laughter ] i mean, oh, my god, that's a a career. if the farrelly brothers asked you to do a "dumb and dumber 3" would you do it? >> jim and the farrelly brothers are great people to be with. i'd be there on monday. >> jimmy: yeah. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] you're a big detroit lions fan.
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>> i am. >> jimmy: you are a big detroit -- and you're looking pretty good this season. >> uh, we're -- yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> after decades of darkness, here we are. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, let's talk about this. because there's a thing called the curse, right? there's the curse of bobby layne. >> bobby layne, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. can you explain what that curse is? >> 1957 was the last time the lions won a championship. bobby layne was the quarterback. the next season they traded him to the pittsburgh steelers because they just didn't want to deal with him. he was a drinker and partier. and on his way out of the lions' locker room that very next season he turned around and said, "this franchise won't win for 50 years." and he underestimated the time it would take. [ laughter and applause ] you know. so -- a couple of years ago peyton manning had this show called "peyton's places" where he would get celebrities and talk about sports.
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he called up and said, "you want to go to ford field and try to break the curse of bobby layne?" so we did this little comedy bit where we get a bathtub in the endzone of ford field, we dip a helmet, whiskey. i read a proclamation, "i hereby, by break, break, the curse, curse." [ light laughter ] i do the thing. >> jimmy: bobby, bobby layne, layne. >> you know. comedy with peyton, good night, see you later. so the episode with peyton airs october 30th. they're 1-6. the next -- they win eight out of the next ten. [ cheers ] the next season they -- they -- they go all the way to the nfc championship against san francisco, and now there's this year. everywhere i go at ford field, the fans who have lived through decades of darkness -- [ laughter ] and misery and suffering. >> jimmy: okay. >> and pain. >> jimmy: all right, all right! [ light laughter ] >> everywhere i go they go, "you broke the [ bleep ] curse, man!" >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] that's exactly right. ♪ yes!
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jeff daniels broke the curse! >> so we'll see. i mean we're winning now, that's the good thing. if we've broken anything, we've broken the fact that we're now winning. >> jimmy: congrats on that. there's actually a song you have written about -- >> i have written a song. >> jimmy: about the curse. >> which basically explains what, you know, peyton and i did. >> jimmy: it's available on jeffdaniels.com. i happen to have a guitar here. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you have a pick? jeff daniels, would you do us the honors? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ on my phone was peyton manning he said jeff i feel your pain ♪ ♪ will you join me in exorcising
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the curse of bobby layne ♪ ♪ just like that we started winning just like that we were playoff bound ♪ ♪ just like that way up in heaven bobby layne turned around ♪ ♪ say goodbye to all that sorrow say goodbye to all that pain ♪ ♪ say goodbye to the same old lions and the curse of bobby layne ♪ >> everybody! ♪ say goodbye to all that sorrow say goodbye to all that pain ♪
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♪ say goodbye to the same old lions and the curse of bobby layne ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's jeff daniels! that's how you do it! "alive and well enough continues" is available now on audible. we'll be right back with gabriel basso. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one
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of our favorites. he's a very talented actor who stars in the hit netflix series "the night agent." season 2 begins streaming january 23rd. please welcome gabriel basso. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. welcome back to the show. it's nice to see you. >> it's nice to see you. >> jimmy: thank you for doing this. "the night agent" was one of the biggest shows on netflix. congrats, you're really good. >> thank you, sir. >> jimmy: but, um -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: we'll get into that, talk about that -- >> thank you. i know, i don't want to embarrass you, but you're also great in "juror #2." >> i'm embarrassed. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are embarrassed -- >> no. >> jimmy: here you are, getting directed by clint eastwood. >> yes. >> jimmy: the one and only clint eastwood. [ scattered cheers ] >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] do you remember what you guys were talking about here in this photo? >> i think he called me an idiot.
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>> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] that's good. >> and then, um -- >> jimmy: then they took the picture. >> yeah, and then took the picture. i just, you know, what do you say to clint eastwood? like he's seen it, he's done it, he's been everywhere. he's seen everything. you're not as cool as he is, so you kind of sit there and you're like -- "yeah." you know? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> "whatever you say, boss." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> "i am an idiot." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, whatever you want to say. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but he just -- he's seen it all. and he's cool. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he's just -- >> and his stories, his lore, is just way cool, you know? my favorite clint eastwood interaction, he has this airstream that he has on set. >> jimmy: course he does. >> yeah. it's -- and he -- so, he walks out, and he's just eating these cheez-its and this, like, you know, attractive young woman walks by, and he nods at her and she like, waves at him. and he goes, "cheez-it?" [ laughter ] and it was like -- >> jimmy: yeah. he's that cool. >> it was like, "what the hell is going on?" >> jimmy: "cheez-it?"
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he's -- yeah. >> yeah, and it worked. >> jimmy: yeah, of course it worked. [ light laughter ] you know, we talked about last time about all the different hobbies and different things you do, and you're a very interesting person. but here's you skydiving. i saw this on netflix. this is -- yeah, you try to do all your own stunts, or as many stunts as you can do, is that true? >> yeah, but not -- i think that can kind of get misconstrued into the world of, like, "i do it, because i want to say i can do it." and it's really not about that. to me it's about like, audience immersion. i don't want the audiences watching the show, and then right as i'm about to get hit, or hip tossed, or thrown, cut to my back. you know, i feel like it's a a lot. >> jimmy: it's a different dude, it's a shorter -- it's a a shorter dude, with like, long hair. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, "wha! what are you doing, man? get away from me?" >> exactly. like, i enjoy acting. i don't like lying. >> and i feel like there's -- >> jimmy: that's interesting. [ laughter ] >> there's just a -- [ cheers ] there's a difference. >> jimmy: i like that. >> and for the sake of the
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audience immersion, for the sake of believability, to -- they like peter -- to watch him take hits, is important, i feel like. and if that requires me to get tossed into a wall, then fine. like, it's not the end of the world. >> jimmy: no. >> so skydiving, yeah. it's just something that netflix asked me to do. >> jimmy: they asked you to do it? that you would -- >> they brought it up as an idea. and then i was like, "oh, i already skydive, like --" >> jimmy: you already skydive? >> "i'll do it." yeah. but then insurance called, and was like -- [ laughter ] "yeah, stop it." >> jimmy: yeah, but i mean, you skydive. so did -- is this one take? >> no, so that was --i went down to skydive san diego, i got my a-class recertified. i was -- >> jimmy: is it upside down? >> dude, i don't think it matters. it looks cooler the other way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's probably it, but i like it that. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that. i like that. that's hard to do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's hard to do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you really got to nd of arch -- you arch your back, and get your back in to it. >> backwards, too. >> jimmy: it's harder to do
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than -- yeah. let's talk about "the night agent." okay, here we are. what -- season one premiered, it was the most-watched thing on netflix. how do we set up season two? >> it's better. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> it's a better show in my opinion. >> jimmy: you think so? >> yeah, i do actually. and i know a lot of people would probably say that. but i really believe that we found our footing as a show. we had the momentum. we had the proof of concept, because season one was so successful. you know, everybody was motivated to be there. we knew why we were going through what we were going through. so it was cool. it was like fuel in the tank, you know, to make the show. >> jimmy: i'm so happy. congrats on season two. [ cheers and applause ] and good luck on other seasons. i want to show everyone a clip. here's gabriel basso in "the night agent." take a look at this. [ fighting sounds ] [ gunshot ] [ taser crackle ] [ yelling ] [ thumping ] [ fighting sounds ]
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[ gun cocking ] [ gunshot ] >> get on the ground. get on the ground! [ panting ] >> you need me alive, don't you? [ panting ] [ door slam ] >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] gabriel basso. season 2 of "the night agent" premieres january 23rd on netflix. more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ despite being on an antidepressant, i was still masking my depression symptoms. my doctor said it could be because my antidepressant alone wasn't enough.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can catch our next guest performing at coachella music festival in april. performing "no one noticed," from their album "submarine," please welcome the marias! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ maybe i lost my mind no one noticed no one noticed ♪ ♪ it's getting old i'd kinda like it if you'd call me ♪
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♪ all alone 'cause i'm so over bein' lonely ♪ ♪ may have lost it i need a virtual connection i have lost it be my video obsession ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ no one tried to read my eyes no one but you wish it weren't true ♪ ♪ maybe i i'd kinda like it if you'd call me ♪ ♪ it's not right
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jeff daniels, gabriel basso, the marias, once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." good night, everybody. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new

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