30 may get up to about 50. in southern california that wind would be out of here tuesday, wednesday, thursday and friday looks pretty calm. maybe some rain chances by the end of the month. we're also keeping an eye on as well. all right. well, thank you very much. go! run, lucy, [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jamie lee curtis, mikey madison, musical guest michael shannon and jason narducy, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2075! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, now. [ cheers and applause ] yes! thank you very much. i know, i love you, i love you. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. well, guys, people are still talking about mark zuckerberg's decision to get rid of fact-checking on facebook and instagram. yeah. i'm not saying things are bad, but right now there's more accurate information on tinder. [ laughter ] "you're 6'5"?" that's right, facebook is ending their fact-checking program. and not only that, but the

ufc's dana white is joining their board of directors. yeah, it seems like things are a little different over there now. i mean, look at this ad i just saw today. look at this. [ eagle screech ] >> what's up, america?! time to warn your friends, 'cause facebook is going chaos mode! facts are getting the ax! the truth is getting the boot! and the news? go ask your uncle! he's posting conspiracy theory [ bleep ] right now! and it all checks out! so log on in the octagon and get your freak on! you think the earth is flat? you're right! [ ding ] ufos exist? sounds good to me. [ ding ] and bigfoot, he's as real as a a mutha[ bleep ]! >> no cap. >> so welcome to the new facebook! or meta. or whatever it's called. who gives a zuck?! [ screaming goat ] whoo! [ explosion ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a little different, right? i just feel like -- feel like it's a little different. >> steve: little. >> jimmy: another big story going on is president-elect trump suggesting he could use military force to acquire the panama canal and greenland. [ laughter ] yep, to handle greenland, trump will send the army.

and to deal with the huge canal, trump will send his proctologist. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] "it's a huge --" [ laughter ] some more political news, in a a new interview, president biden said that if he stayed in the race, he would've beaten trump. [ light laughter ] he also admitted that he may not have the stamina for a a second term. [ light laughter ] make it through a second term? we're hoping you can make it up the stairs. what is he -- [ laughter ] today the white house gave him a sponge bath and red bull just so he could watch "wheel of fortune." [ laughter ] well, get this, i heard that amazon is paying $40 million for melania trump's documentary. [ audience oohs ] the big winner here is trump, because now he can watch the documentary and convince melania he read her memoir. [ laughter ] $40 million. trump said it's the first time he's ever seen her smile in person. [ laughter ] yeah, amazon is paying $40 million for a documentary about melania trump.

meanwhile, temu is paying $19 for a movie about don jr. [ laughter ] well, this is pretty wild, i read that matt gaetz might run for governor of florida. he's even testing out some new slogans. check this out. first, there's "matt gaetz -- don'n't googlee." [ laughter ] up next, there's "matt gaetz -- make botox great again." [ laughter ] and finally, there's "matt gaetz -- not not on-brand for florida." [ laughter and applause ] interesting. "not not." and finally, this is fun, the girl scouts just announced the official start of cookie season! [ cheers and applause ] i love girl scout cookies. there's do-si-dos. there's thin mints. and, of course, the tagalong, which is also the secret service code name for elon musk. [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you. hey, everybody, before we start the show, i just want to say that our hearts go out to everyone in los angeles right now dealing with the massive wildfires out there. you see the footage on tv and it's just surreal. we have so many friends who have been affected. we just hope that everyone stays safe, including all the firefighters and everyone else trying to contain it. stay safe. we love you, l.a. [ applause ] we're going to put on a show for you tonight. first, she's an oscar, emmy, and golden globe-winning actor who was just nominated for a a screen actors guild award today for her work in the new movie "the last showgirl," which is in theaters this friday. jamie lee curtis is here this evening! [ cheers and applause ] can't beat her. the one and only. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: the coolest. plus, she's getting rave reviews for her role in the new film "anora." and she also picked up a -- she picked up a s.a.g. award nomination today, as well. mikey madison is joining us tonight.

>> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: two s.a.g. award nominees tonight. and we've got great music from our pal michael shannon and jason narducy! [ cheers and applause ] michael's been on the show a a ton of times. and he's one of our favorites. and he's in this band, and they're going around and they do, like, they celebrate r.e.m. music. and they do -- yeah, r.e.m. songs. and so -- and i think they did it in athens or something, and someone showed up, either michael stipe or -- [ light laughter ] someone -- no, i mean, people showed up, obviously. [ laughter ] no, no, sorry, someone from the band. [ laughter ] >> steve: two people. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, no one showed up, no one showed up. the band didn't even show up. no, no, no, yeah. they put out a vhs tape of a a film. no, but someone from r.e.m. showed up and said, like, "hey, you guys are good," or gave a

a thumps-up or something cool like that. so i said, "hey, if you ever are around, would you come on the show and perform?" he goes, "are you serious?" i go, "yeah, i'd love to." and they're fantastic. so get ready. you're going to see this tonight. [ cheers and applause ] michael shannon, jason narducy, and friends. big, fun show. guys, lookalike contests are really big right now. a bunch of people are gathering around. they think they look like a a certain celebrity. they've done it with timothee chalamet. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: glen powell. they were at the golden globes. the lookalikes were at the golden globes. [ light laughter ] >> steve: that's how big it is. >> jimmy: that's how big this trend is, yeah. and for years, everyone's been sending pictures to me of people that you think that i look like. [ light laughter ] so now i want to show you some photos that you all sent to me, and see if i actually look like these people. it is time for "tonight show lookalikes." here we go. ♪ tonight show lookalikes lookalikes ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know -- here's how it's gonna work. i'm going to show you four photos of people that some

people say look like me, and then we're gonna vote on which one you think is the best, that might look like me. you all have voting clickers at your seats? yeah. i can tell by the confusion that you do. so -- [ laughter ] roots, you have clickers too? all right, good. and then -- and then i guess we'll see which one we think looks most like me, and then i'll -- i'll try to look like them. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, let's take a look at our first lookalike -- of me lookalike. this is sent in from jay gorbani in derwood, maryland. he was watching a show called "the wheel of time," and he spotted an actor called alvaro morte. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and he thinks that he looks like me, alvaro. let's see. [ laughter ] >> steve: alvaro morte. >> jimmy: alvaro morte. that's not bad actually. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i think i'd have to -- >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know if i -- >> steve: especially with the head down. >> jimmy: if i was stranded on an island for, like, you know --

>> steve: yeah, that'd be it. >> jimmy: it would take me years to grow this much hair. but i guess i can kind of see it. but anyways, thank you very much. that's -- that's option number a. okay? option b, this is a musician. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and this one's, like, really cool. i don't think i look like this guy at all, but he's good looking. that's why i like it. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one was sent in from jean mathern in st. charles, missouri. she was scrolling through facebook, she spotted a a musician named mod sun. mod sun. [ audience ohs ] and she thinks that he looks like me. let's see it. here we go. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: i mean, that's -- >> steve: that's another one. >> jimmy: if i do the -- i mean, if i -- [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, you can do it. >> jimmy: i mean, if i -- if i get into it, i mean -- >> steve: a lot of hair going on. >> jimmy: yeah, a lot of hair, and he's kind of a natural kind of comfy pose. [ light laughter ] he doesn't know anyone's taking his picture. >> steve: no, man, he's just hanging out. >> jimmy: he's just chillin', man. he's about to go on stage. he's like -- >> steve: yeah, he's sitting in a flower chair, living it large. >> jimmy: he's like, "leave me alone. oh, i guess. yeah, whatever. take one and get out of here." >> steve: is that you? >> jimmy: yeah, that's mod sun.

i kind of wish i looked like that dude. [ light laughter ] all right, this next one was sent in by kevin cheek in hamilton, ohio. it's a country western singer named cerrito. >> steve: chairito. >> jimmy: he thinks i look like -- >> steve: "little chair." >> jimmy: cerrito. i mean -- i don't think it means "little chair." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: no, i think his name is -- [ laughter ] >> steve: chair-ito. >> jimmy: no, no. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it's c-e-r-r-i-t-o. >> steve: oh, oh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: "little cer." >>immy: maybe it's ser-ito. sorry. >> steve: cerrito, okay. >> jimmy: i apologize. it's not chairito. that actually is "little chair." [ light laughter ] i just heard -- we booked little chair. they're gonna be on the show next week. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: oh, my god. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: little chair is coming on. >> steve: oh, my god, mod sun's sitting in one. [ laughter ] this is chairito. >> jimmy: that's little chair. yeah, yeah, that's little chair. yeah. this is cerrito. >> steve: cerrito. >> jimmy: sorry, i apologize. >> steve: that's okay. >> jimmy: anyways -- there's no way. [ light laughter ] this is insane. >> questlove: show it. >> jimmy: i don't even want to show this one. >> tariq: show it. >> questlove: show it, man. come on. >> jimmy: this shouldn't even be an option. this is option c. this is cerrito. [ laughter ] ♪ why are you laughing, man?

that's not what it -- >> questlove: i'm voting for c. >> jimmy: that's not what i -- no, you're not voting for c. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: cerrito. i don't look like -- he's -- [ laughter ] you think so? you think that's -- all right. >> steve: that's a real -- >> jimmy: i think it might -- he's a good looking dude. i like his perm. >> steve: his side eye. >> tariq: jimmy manilow. >> jimmy: yeah. "they know you're gone" is the song. yeah, he's -- i like cerrito, all right. and then here's this last one. oh, gosh. this -- they're all getting more and more insane. this last one was sent in by ashley mars in cary, north carolina. she was scrolling through instagram and came across an old holiday photo of a kid posing with santa. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and she thinks that i look like santa. >> steve: oh, the santa. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you tell me. [ laughter ] that's rough. what are you doing? >> tariq: spot on, brother. >> jimmy: no, that's not spot on. >> tariq: dude, that's you. >> jimmy: that looks like a -- >> questlove: d, d, d! >> jimmy: that looks like he's had one too many eggnogs. [ laughter ] >> steve: how many eggnogs? >> jimmy: look at that beard, it's pretty. >> tariq: coquito. >> jimmy: it's a pretty janky

beard there. people are getting their clickers out. [ laughter ] >> questlove: let's go! >> jimmy: don't -- take your time. >> questlove: let's go, let's go! >> jimmy: you can't vote for d right now. oh, no. there's also cerrito. remember, you liked him. all right, so which one do you think -- most -- this is insane. >> steve: oh, that -- >> jimmy: which one most looks like me? is it a, the actor, alvaro morte? ♪ [ scattered cheers ] okay? is it b, mod sun? yeah. is it c, cerrito? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ clapping? or is it d, drunk -- drunk santa? [ louder cheers and applause ] ♪ all right, grab your clickers. i know who i'm gonna vote for, mod sun. it's not gonna be mod sun. >> steve: come on, man. he's a good, sharp santa. >> jimmy: why even vote for it, it's not gonna be that. let's see. the votes are in, okay? i voted twice. [ light laughter ] let's see the results. [ drumroll ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: a! no, c! [ cheers and applause ] give us a recount!

>> jimmy: a and c? [ applause ] hey, i'm happy it's t -- it's not drunk santa. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: all right? so that's not that. but it is -- it's a tie. [ light laughter ] it's never happened before. so it's -- you think i look like alvaro morte or cerrito? [ laughter ] all right, let's -- let's try alvaro morte. >> steve: yeah, you have to. >> jimmy: let's try alvaro morte. >> steve: he's morte. >> jimmy: so if i -- do i have to take this off? okay. >> steve: that's "viral death" in spanish. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are the best. ♪ all right? [ cheers and applause ] stop! i can't. wait. >> steve: okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't stop laughing. [ drumroll ] >> steve: your head down, bend your head down. >> jimmy: i know, i can't stop laughing. [ light laughter ] >> steve: okay, bend -- there you go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ camera shutter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know about that. all right, now let's try -- let's try cerrito. [ light laughter ] let's see if i look like cerrito. all right. >> steve: here he comes. ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ [ laughter and cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ camera shutter ] >> stevelook at -- >> jimmy: are you sure? [ laughter ] >> steve: that guy -- >> jimmy: let me just try that on. let's just try it on for fun. i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] we have it here. i just feel like -- ♪ [ jingle bells ] ♪ okay. [ humming ] ♪ [ vocalizing "jingle bells" ]

♪ ♪ here's drunk santa claus here's drunk santa claus ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that good? [ light laughter ] >> tariq: now, that's the one. >> whoa. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ camera shutter ] >> jimmy: all right. so now we're adding drunk santa in there as well. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: so d for drunk santa. let's just do the whole contest again. >> steve: yeah, why not? yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. it's one of these three, all right? let's just agree i don't look like mod sun. >> steve: aw. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: love you, dude. >> steve: more like mod father. >> jimmy: no. [ light laughter ] we can do drunk santa in -- do we have the mod sun chair? >> yeah! >> jimmy: let's do drunk santa in the mod sun chair. >> steve: okay, here we go. keep the beard on. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ [ laughter and applause ] [ camera shutter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do we care who wins at this point? [ light laughter ] we don't care who wins. but let's just vote on which one of the four again we think it is, and then vote for it. and let's see the final winner once and for all. [ drumroll ] who do i look like? make your votes. let's look at the results right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! ♪ alvaro morte. >> jimmy: alvaro morte. that's all the time we have for "tonight show lookalikes." if you have a lookalike of me, send it to lookalikes@tonightshow.com. [ slurring ] we might put it all on the show. [ cheers and applause ] stick arouound, we'lbe right back with jamie lee curtis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm terrified of you. >> jimmy: what do you mean you're terrified of me? >> i'm terrified of you. >> jimmy: what are you saying? what are you terrified of me -- i'm -- >> no, i'm terrified of you. >> jimmy: why? >> because i don't do impressions. i'm not ariana grande. [ laughter ]

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jamie lee curtis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, lots of love! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that is jamie lee curtis! that's how you make an entrance. come on, thank you. >> come on. jimmy: thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, come on. they love you, we love you. hey, thank you so much for being here. and first of all, i -- >> i know. i'm literally just about to cry. mostly because of that beautiful welcome. [ audience aws ]

>> you're beautiful! [ laughter ] >> as you know, where i live is on fire right now. literally, the entire city of the pacific palisades is burning. and you know -- i flew here last night. i was on the plane, started getting texts. and it's [ bleep ] gnarly, you guys. it's just a catastrophe in southern california. obviously, there have been horrrrific fir in many places. this is literally where i live. everything. the market i shop in. the schools my kids go to. friends, many, many, many, many, many friends now have lost their homes. so it is -- it's a really awful situation. i am -- i am, you know, obviously going to go home first thing tomorrow and be with my family and try to help my friends. but it is -- just so i can tell you, if you know anybody on the west coast or not, the american red cross, support them. they will come in and help people. do anything you can.

anything in your community to help people, whether you need it or not now, you will need it. give blood, donate, whatever you can do. animal shelters. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and remember, since i'm on the middle of a very big television show, for anybody living anywhere, have an emergency kit in your house. i'm an american red cross ambassador. have an emergency kit with prescription glasses, medicines, dog food, baby formula, all the things you need if you have to flee. so, i'm happy to be here. i was actually terrified, as you know, to be here. terrified, you people. terrified. [ laughter ] i'm terrified of you. >> jimmy: what do you mean you're terrified of me? >> i'm terrified of you. >> jimmy: what are you saying? what are you terrified of me -- i'm -- >> no, i'm terrified of you. >> jimmy: why? >> because i don't do impressions. i'm not ariana grande. [ laughter ] wait, no, wait. and i -- you know, i can dance a little. but, i mean, i'm not going to do like a dance-off. and i always felt like you had to, like, be able to sing.

i'm the worst singer in the world. so, i can't sing. so, i -- i just was afraid. i really came here because i love questlove and i like you. [ cheers and applause ] so, anyway, i was always very nervous of this. and i live in los angeles, and so, i'm never in new york. so, anyway -- but i'm happy to be here. >> jimmy: but you should never be -- you can come on and just be -- >> okay. whatever. it's fine. [ laughter ] it's fine. >> j jimmy: buyou are you! you are jamie lee curtis! >> i -- i understand. i -- by the way, i met a woman today who, when i was walking down the hall, she said, "you eat." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good -- >> i swear. >> jimmy: no, it's a great thing. >> i swear. >> jimmy: it's a great thing. >> like, right outside the dressing room. and i said, "i'm sorry?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good thing. >> she said, "you eat." and i said, "what does that mean?" and then, she said, "you're killing it." >> jimmy: yes. >> and then, i -- >> jimmy: no crumbs. >> but then -- i know, no crumbs. we're killing it. but then we slay and then we smash it and then we devour it. when did like being good become so violent? [ laughter ]

no, seriously. >> jimmy: look, you're eating it right now. >> i'm eating it. >> jimmy: you just can't stop eating. >> i'm just eating. >> jimmy: you know, i talked to my wife before the show and i -- >> i hope so. >> jimmy: and i said -- [ laughter ] i said, "jamie lee curtis is the best." and she said, "when is she not the best?" >> aw. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: and i thought that was a great line. [ cheers and applause ] when is she not the best? >> okay, fine. enough. >> jimmy: so, anyways -- so, yeah, enough. you're here. >> what? what do you want to want to know? what? ta to me, what do you want? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have to ask questions. >> what could you possibly -- >> jimmy: i have to ask you a a question. >> what? >> jimmy: "the last showgirl" -- >> is fantastic. >> jimmy: thank you. that wasn't the question -- [ cheers and applause ] it's out this friday in theaters. >> yes. >> jimmy: pamela anderson was on last night. >> pamela anderson. >> jimmy: and she was fantastic. >> is fantastic. >> jimmy: and -- but you just got nominated for a -- >> pamela got nominated for a a screen actor's guild award. >> jimmy: and you did as well today. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] nominated for a screen today! ♪ come on! >> yes. >> jimmy: well deserved. >> it's a beautiful movie.

it's a movie set in vegas. it's sort of vegas during the day. it's what happens when the last big show girl show closes. pamela plays "the last showgirl." i play her best -- her bff, ride or die, ridden hard and put away wet best friend. [ laughter ] no, seriously. because annette -- annette was a showgirl and then became, obviously, a stripper. and then probably, you know, a a sex worker. and then, at some point, she ended up a bevertainer. >> jimmy: your look in this film -- >> oh, it's fantastic. >> jimmy: -- is one of my favorite looks in -- >> yes. >> jimmy: look at this. >> it's just fantastic. >> jimmy: well done! [ cheers andnd applaus] >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: this -- the tan -- >> the spray tan. mommy got a spray tan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the spray tan. the spray tan -- >> the spray tan, and just -- and by the way, it's a harsh life, vegas. vegas, i don't know, maybe you guys love vegas.

[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's tough. >> you know, it's a harsh place. and particularly harsh for women. and this is a movie about women. this is a movie about what happens about mothers and daughters, and what happens to women in vegas. and it's a beautiful little movie directed by gia coppola. stars pamela anderson. >> jimmy: fantastic job. >> i know. >> jimmy: gia coppola. also, you're -- you're a a dancer. you -- >> well so, what happened was this. so, the bevertainer who we met, when i found out about bevertainers, she said, "would you like me to dance for you?" and i was like, "oh, my god. no, no, no, no." because i had seen "anora," and i -- [ light laughter ] -- knew what that meant. and she was like," no, no, i have to." and so, she basically got up on the podium and danced for me. i certainly left her a nice tip. and then as we were walking away, true story, as we were walking away, gia coppola said to me, "well, you know, annette's going to dance." and i looked at her and i said, "no, i am not -- no. no, no, no. i'm here three days. i am not dancing." >> jimmy: yeah, i'm doing my

thing -- >> i'm doing my thing. and then, as we were walking into the rehearsal hall for the only rehearsal we had, "total eclipse of the heart" was playing on the sound system in the casino. and i jokingly said to gia, "well, you know, if annette was going to be a bevertainer, that would be her track." end of story. never thought about it. did three days of great, beautiful intense work. and then, my last day, right before i left the casino, gia coppola walked up and said, "annette is dancing in five minutes." [ laughter ] the way she used it in the movie was extraordinary. and it's -- it's very emotional. and beautiful. so, yeah. mommy dances in "the last showgirl." >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] i want to show -- [ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. here's jamie lee curtis in -- >> not dancing. am i dancing? >> jimmy: no, not -- not dancing. no, this is just you straight acting. [ light laghter ] here's jamie lee curtis in "the last showgirl." take a look at this. >> phyllis, you want another ginger ale? >> oh, yes please. >> yeah, and a little jack daniels?

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>> jimmy: i have a clip of the movie, 'cause i just wanted to show it to you, just in case you didn't remember this film. >> well, no, i remembered it, but you actually have a clip? >> jimmy: yeah, i wanted to show -- [ light laughter ] in case anyone hasn't seen jamie lee curtis and john travolta dancing in "perfect," look at this. ♪ with some love in the night ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so yeah, that's a lot of -- [ cheers and applause ] that's a lot of -- it's a lot of thsting. >> it's a lot, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a lot of thrusting. but that scene went on, i'm not kidding, for like five minutes. >> no, no. [ laughter ] that scene went on like seven minutes. >> jimmy: seven minutes long. [ laughter ] well, this is very cool. there's actually more footage that's never been seen before. >> yes, ere is. >> jimmy: and i heard you brought it with you tonight. >> i might have. >> jimmy: yeah! would you guys like to see it? >> would you like to see it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, let's

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a golden globe and s.a.g. award nominated actress who is getting rave reviews for her role in "anora," which is in theaters and on digital now. everyone, please welcome mikey madison! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mikey! ♪ welcome. [ cheers ] welcome to the show. thank you for being here, and i really do appreciate you being here. >> love you, mikey! >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] i know you're from l.a. and so this -- today's -- it's a tough couple of days here.

>> yeah, it's absolutely devastating what's happening back in los angeles. and just grateful that my family and my friends are safe, which is what's important. >> jimmy: they're safe. all right, good, yeah. thank you, and thank you again for being here. welcome, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i saw the film. man, you're unbelievable in this film. and i know you filmed a lot in new york here, 'cause your character is from brooklyn. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and i was just wondering if you got to do any new york-y things while you were here. did you get to do any tourism stuff? did you get to walk around? what'd you do? >> yeah, i did. well, i mostly lived in brighton beach while we were filming. but for my co-star's 21st birthday, we took him on a boat ride to see the statue of liberty. >> jimmy: yes. >> which is something i had never seen either. so i was very excited. and i was kind of expecting, like, maybe this will be a a yacht type situation. [ laughter ] this is gonna be very relaxing. >> jimmy: on the hudson river? >> yes, and i -- [ laughter ] i'm an angelino, okay?

>> jimmy: okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. yachts, okay, good. >> and i get there an it's essentially like a raft of some kind. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, that's even worse than i thought. >> well, a little better than a a raft. but i was like, "okay, it's freezing out, but this will be fun." >> jimmy: did it have a motor on it? >> there was essentially just like, a long stick with a motor attached to the end of it. and you just kind of turn it right or left. >> jimmy: mikey, how did you get into this? are you kidding me? >> but -- but this is the thing, is i get there, and this guy who owns the boat, and he lives on the boat, he was like -- [ laughter and ohs ] >> jimmy: -- he lives on the raft? that's not true. >> yes. >> jimmy: he lives on the raft? >> yeah, his name is captain dave. >> jimmy: okay, of course it is. [ laughter ] >> and he was like, "you have to drive the boat. you're going to have to steer the boat." and i was like, "i've never steered a boat in my entire life." >> jimmy: captain dave who lives on this, says you have to drive this thing? [ light laughter ] >> well, because he, from underneath the boat where where he lives, he took out an orange juice carton that was filled with sake, and he was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: -- this captain is

fantastic. i gotta get his number. captain dave in brighton beach? >> captain dave, yeah, i'll give it to you. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you . >> he was drinking it. >> jimmy: disaster. >> my co-stars were drinking it, the russians. and we -- anyways, i was very determined to get us to the statue of liberty. >> jimmy: you drove a boat to the statue of liberty? >> the entire time. i took it very seriously, because everyone was -- >> jimmy: -- of course. [ laughter ] the only sober person on the boat. >> literally. and we get there, it's beautiful, it's amazing. it's dark, the lights are sparkling. >> jimmy: it's dark? >> we get back. and a couple months ago, i went and i saw my friend who took us on the trip. and i was like, "that was so fun. remember how crazy that was, how i steered us all the way there?" and he was like "yeah, that boat sank." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is dave okay? >> he's fine, dave -- captain dave was not on the boat when it sank, but i was like, "when did the boat sink?" 'cause this was just a couple months ago i saw my friend. and he goes like, "oh, a week after we took that trip." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: careful. what're you doing?

yeah, don't do this. call me next time, i'll get you a better captain than dave. yeah. [ laughter ] congrats on "anora," by the way. you're getting rave reviews, rave reviews for your performances. it's singled as one of the best of the year by the way. so, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] this morning, you were nominated for a s.a.g. award. and last night -- [ cheersnd applause ] last night you won the award for breakthrough performance at the national board of review gala. [ cheers and applause ] that's how you do it. ♪ that's how you do it! come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: when you look back on this film, what are you most proud of? >> oh, my gosh. really so much. i have to say, this is a film i'm very proud of. i mean, i learned russian for this film. i learned how to dance like a a stripper, as authentically as i possibly could. [ light laughter ] i learned -- which i took it very seriously, by the way. and it's one of the most difficult things i've ever had to do.

i learned how to twerk, which was something i didn't know how to do. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: so you didn't know how to do any of this before you got the role? >> yes, i learned all of it for the role. i did a different dialect. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're just unbelievable in this. i want to show a clip. here's mikey madison in "anora." take a look at this. >> board the plane now. >> no. no, i'm not doing that. [ footsteps thudding ] >> you are getting on this plane, and you are getting divorced. >> yeah, we're gonna get a a [ bleep ] divorce. but, uh, first i'm getting a a lawyer. then i'm going to sue ivan, and you, and i'm gonna walk away with [ bleep ] half, because i didn't sign a prenup. >> jimmy: oof! [ cheers and applause ] mikey madison, everybody!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next month, they'll kick off a u.s. tour celebrating r.e.m.'s third album, "fables of the reconstruction." performing "driver 8," please welcome michael shannon and

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but we're still a ways away ♪ ♪ i saw a treehouse on the outskirts of the farm ♪ ♪ the power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged ♪ ♪ the bells are ringing through the town again ♪ ♪ the children look up all they hear is sky-blue bells ringing ♪ ♪ and the train conductor says take a break driver 8 ♪ ♪ driver 8 take a break we can reach our destination ♪ ♪ but we're still a ways away but it's still a ways away ♪ ♪ but we're still a ways away but it's still a ways away ♪ ♪ a way to shield the hated heat

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♪ driver 8 take a break we can reach our destination ♪ ♪ but we're still a ways away but we're still a ways away ♪ ♪ but we're still a ways away but wewe're stil a ways away ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: damn! come on! that's how you do it! [ cheers and applause ] michael shannon, jason narducy, and friends. for tickets please visit concertedefforts.com. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jamie lee curtis, mikey madison, michael shannon! [ cheers and applause ] jason narducy! [ cheers and applause ] that was fantastic. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania.

[ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." good night, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- quinta brunson, actor and comedian matt rogers, an all new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody and a happy new year. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, i think we're going to get to the news. president-elect donald trump held a press conference today at mar-a-lago and spoke for more than an hour, leaving reporters

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