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all parts of louisiana seeing more than ten inches. this is the caesars superdome in new orleans, where the super bowl will be played in a few weeks. check out bourbon street. wow. snow blanketing the iconic area. new orleans public schools will be closed tomorrow and thursday. holy moly. yeah. you don't want to be drunk on that street. mardi gras will be different in the snow. yeah. historic storm on so many levels. we had around eight inches there in new
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orleans, florida, >> steve: tonight, on "the tonight show" -- >> jmy: when it's this cold it's important to check in on the elderly. that's why president trump spent all day on the phone like, "he doesn't live here." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have the picture of jack black in the wild. >> can you me that out? [ laughter ] ♪ 'cause i'm too messy and then i'm too goddamn clean ♪ ♪ you told me get a job then you ask where the hell i've been ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- sarah silverman, bobby cannavale, lola young, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2082! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very much. come on, that's great. thank you very much, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for watching on tv. well, guys, over 75% of americans are dealing with freezing temperatures as the country is getting hit with a a once-in-a-generation storm. yep, of course when it's this cold it's important to check in on the elderly. that's why president trump spent all day on the phone like, "he doesn't live here anymore. [ laughter ] and i'm fine." [ scattered cheers ]
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yep. these next few days are gonna be brutally cold, however things will start to warm up by the weekend. elon musk was right, right now temperatures are here, by friday, they're going to be here, and then on the weekend they're going to be -- [ audience ohs ] ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: what was that? >> jimmy: well, today was trump's first full day in office. [ scattered cheers ] yep, trump is back. he's now headline news 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. [ light laughter ] as opposed to the last four years when he was also headline news 24 hours a day, 7 days a a week. [ applause ] and everyone's talking about this, one of trump's first moves as president was to pardon nearly all of the 1,600 january 6th defendants. yep, the january 6th rioters are free. they were so excited to be reunited with their friends and family who turned them in. [ laughter and cheers ] "nice to see you again." [ cheers and applause ] thank you. "i know where he is!"
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meanwhile, trump just signed executive orders renaming the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. [ laughter ] and changing denali back to mount mckinley. [ light laughter ] yeah, he's serious about renaming things, and he's not done there. check out some of these other orders. first up, he's changing san antonio to saint tony. [ laughter ] up next, he's changing new york to trumpsylvania. [ laughter ] next up he's making the rocky mountains the sylvester stallone mountains. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that one. you like that one. yeah, i like that one. here's another one -- he had the u.s. virgin islands, now they're the mike pence islands. [ ohs and laughter ] next up, he's renaming burger king and dairy queen to burger president and dairy first lady. [ cheers ] here's another one, he's referring to the bill of rights as light suggestions. [ light ughter ] and finally, he's changing melania to "hey, siri," so
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someone actually responds. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] just someone. well, listen to this, i read that trump is personalizing the oval office by bringing back the diet coke button on his desk. yeah, it's someone's entire job just to run in and bring trump a diet coke. on the bright side, rudy giuliani is working again. so, that's something. [ applause ] ♪ got a job. yeah, guys, it's officially trump's first week back in office, and he already has a a packed schedule. it's a lot to take in, but here, i'll catch you up. ♪ sunday save tiktok monday start job tuesday watch tiktok wednesday back to b ♪ ♪ thursday meetings give some orders tell his staff make meetings shorter ♪ ♪ friday talk about the border yell fake news at the reporters ♪ ♪ work then golf then jump on plane note to self learn vp's name ♪ ♪ work then golf make junior caddy call to fox news call to vladdy ♪
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♪ hire then fire then invade canada way too cold trade it for panama ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ hire then fire then invade greenland boring trade it for new zealand ♪ ♪ golf work golf tan on a roll work golf tan work tiktok scroll ♪ ♪ first week over thank the nation second week time for vacation ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well -- switching gears to some business news, costco workers have voted to authorize a a nationwide strike. yeah, in response, costchas threatened to replace them with kirkland brand workers. [ laughter ] meanwhile, bj's workers have voted for the 1,000th time to change that name. [ light laughter ] hey, i heard about a tattoo artist who inked his wife with "r.i.p. tiktok,
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2016 to 2025" -- [ audience ohs ] -- before finding out the ban was lifted. [ light laughter ] that's a shame, because it ruins what otherwise would be a a beautiful tattoo. that's right. [ applause ] and finally, guys, you ever see photo in the news and think that headline could be better? we're going to take care of that right now. it's time for "news and improved." ♪ news and improved ♪ >> jimmy: for example, check out this first photo. the original headline was, "former president george w. bush attends inauguration." that headline can definitely be improved because if you only looked at the photo, the headline could've been, "restaurant customer tries letting waitress know he doesn't really want a 'virgin' margarita." [ laughter and applause ] next headline was, "defense secretary nominee testifies during confirmation hearing." the headline could've been, "man finally gets corn on the cob stringy thing out of teeth."
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] good feeling. up next, this headline says, "french president macron visits pastry federation." headline could've been, "domino's introduces the first all crust pizza." [ laughter and applause ] "nothing but crust!" this next headline was, "u.s. senator daines supports congressional term limits." headline could've been, "guy who's had ten white claws told 'you're drunk' responds with, 'no, you'rdrunk.'" [ laughter and applause ] this next headline was, "secretary blinken meets with u.k. foreign secretary lammy." headline could've been, "men sit in front row at an imax." [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] next headline was, "rudy giuliani arrives to court." [ laughter and ohs ] headline could've been, "man tries to read beer menu from back of line at music festival."
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[ laughter and applause ] "i'll take a pumpkin ale. pumpkin ale?" next headline was, "pope francis holds weekly general audience." but the headline could've been, "promos for newest 'golden bachelor: vatican' leak." [ cheers and applause ] and finally, this headline was, "former vice president mike pence attends inauguration. headline could've been, "inauguration edibles finally kick in." [ applause ] that's all the time we have for "news and improved." we have a great show! sarah silverman is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] bobby cannavale is joining us! [ cheers and applause ] and lola young is here to talk and perform! [ cheers and applause ] stick around, we'll be right back with sarah silverman, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when i was 12, i was in the community theater production of "annie," and i played annie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it was a very new hampshire annie. like, daddy warbucks is like, "annie, i wanna be your fatha."
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[ laughter ] you know, it was like --
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy winning comedian who
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co-created the new musical "the bedwetter." performances begin at the arena stage in washington, d.c., february 4th, running through march 16th. tickets are available at arenastage.org. please welcome sarah silverman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, now. that's how you do it. oh, welcome back. whew! sarah silverman, welcome back to "the tonight show." congratulations about your new musical here, "the bedwetter." >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is a -- this is based on your memoir, which i loved, "the bedwetter." >> thank you. >> jimmy: it was such a great book, super funny. but i want to get into your stand-up. your stand-up, you're still on tour right now. >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: and you just filmed your special over the weekend? >> yeah, i'm in the middle of tour, and for some reason i shot m my speciain the middle of this tour. so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- it was great. but i got -- i completely lost my voice right before it. >> jimmy: no. you got sick right before -- >> but i had a really good attitude. >> jimmy: okay. >> 'cause my therapist thought me to say, "thank you for everything just as it is." and then, you know, it's all right. they pumped me through -- filled with steroids. >> jimmy: ooh. >> and that makes it so you can talk. but now i'm, like, off the -- like, they put the steroids in me, and then i had the strength of ten men. and now i'm just off of steroids and i feel like, you know, i only have the strength of, like, two men. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, my goodness. "two men," oh, my god. well, we'll get through this. since the last time i've talked to you, you've become a a homeowner, by the way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. congratulations. >> i never had a house before, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i never thought i'd live in a a house. >> jimmy: never? >> no, i grew up in a house in new hampshire, but i never
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thought i'd live in a house. and it's just a lot of work, you know. you can't just call down and be like, "edgar, my refrigerator doesn't work." you know? >> jimmy: no. no, you have to do it yourself. >> i do have a lovely boyfriend who you -- rory albanese. >> jimmy: i love -- i love rory albanese. how's he doing? is he great? >> he's awesome. >> jimmy: does he help around the house? >> oh, my god, he's so handy. i acactually -i feel like i wished for him. [ light laughter ] really, you know, like -- but he -- i remember him telling me. he goes, "i'm a dad without kids looking for a lawn to mow." [ audience aws ] and when people -- isn't that so sweet? but when people tell you who they are, i always go, like, "no, you're not." but he really, really is. like, anytimi'm looking for him, he's on a ladder, you know, fixing something or, like, changing a filter. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, my god. he loves his -- we have a a little patch of grass, and he loves it so much, you know, and he takes care of it. and he went away for two weeks and he would facetime me, and he really just wanted to see his grass. [ laughter ] like, he'd be like, "oh, it's
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so good to see you. could you just bring it out to the lawn?" and i'd be like -- >> jimmy: "you're not calling to say hi to me and check in on the one you love?" >> he wanted to see his grass. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he loves it so much. >> jimmy: he loves it. >> he worked so hard on it. >> jimmy: he's a proud -- he's a proud guy, yeah, a homeowner. let's talk -- the 50th season of "saturday night live." this is the 50th season of "saturday night live." it's a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] they have a giant, big special february 16th. it's going to be live. yowere on the cast when you were -- you were a writer and performer when you were 22. >> that's right, yeah. i was there right before you were there. then, for one season, i made an indelible impact. >> jimmy: you did. absolutely! yes! [ cheers ] >> i was there the 1993-'94 season, just to give you an idea of how good i look. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how was it? what was your experience? >> it was great. i loved it. you know what's funny? you know mike -- obviously mike shoemaker. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, love him. >> when i was there, i did -- i remember -- i had a great time, you know.
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i got along with everybody, and i was scrappy. i just remember being shocked at how grown-ups behaved. i just remember just thinking -- because i was a a kid, you know. i was just like, "i can't believe grown-ups are acting this way." you know? people would have, like, big fights, you know. back then it was like -- there were, like, fistfights when i was there. you know? >> jimmy: really? >> but it was awesome, and i remember at that time i had learned to craft. i had figured out a craft where you can take tampons, like a a box of tampons, and dip them in water, and then, like, whip them against the wall, and they just splat and stay. [ laughter ] they'll stay forever. but you can pull them off, and they don't make a mark. but anyway, i did that in my office. [ laughter ] i, like, whipped a wet tampon, like, wet from water, you know, into the corner. [ laughter ] psh! and anyway, i came back to "snl," like, 10 or 15 years later, and i saw mike shoemaker, and he goes, "guess what's still in your office."
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>> jimmy: no way. >> i couldn't believe it was there. >> jimmy: no way. that's a craft that lives a a long life. >> it's a great craft for girls. >> jimmy: it really is. yes. you co-created this new musical here, "the bedwetter." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know you -- adam schlesinger too, who i -- gosh, i loved him. a talented, talented human being. >> yeah, clap for him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, he's great. of course. >> he was a, a brilliant, brilliant, hilarious songwriter. and he wrote a lot of the "crazy ex-girlfriend" songs with rachel bloom. >> jimmy: yes. >> and he -- so we were friends. he's from that band, fountains of wayne. >> jimmy: fountains of wayne, yeah, exactly. >> we wrote the lyrics together, and he wrote all the music. and then he was one of the early deaths, covid deaths. and -- [ audience aws ] yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. we do miss him. >> now you're glad you clapped for him 'cause you feel better. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, they were gonna clap anyway. >> i know. i'm just kidding. >> jimmy: but i know you as a a musical comedian.
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i know -- because i've seen you do bits. you sing songs. i've seen you rap. but were you always into musicals? >> yeah, i grew up -- you know, i grew up in new hampshire. my mom turned us on to all the musicals and everything. and it's interesting because the musical "the bedwetter" is just about the year i'm 10, you know. >> jimmy: okay. >> and so it's -- i'm not in it. it's, like, a little me. and there's someone plays -- shoshana bean plays my mother. >> jimmy: no way. >> you know, so brilliant. and she was my first elphaba, so it's very exciting. but in that moment of time, my mom was really in bed all the time because she had clinical depression which, you know, at the time was called, "your mother's lazy." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, at the time, yeah, that's what they called that. yeah. >> but two years after that time that this takes place, my mom became the director of a a local college, a theater director, and she directed about 25 musicals in the --
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>> jimmy: no way. >> -- the next 20 years and saw a star in everyone. like, you know, she died, like, eight years ago. and at her funeral, like, you know, anyone could get up and talk. and some guy got up who none of us knew who he was. and he goes, "i was her waiter at applebee's, and she asked me if i sang or acted. and i said, 'i don't know.' and she said, 'why don't you come down and audition and we'll find out?' and that year i was curly in 'oklahoma!'" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that story. >> and i was in -- >> jimmy: i love that story. >> isn't that so sweet? >> jimmy: that's awesome. yes! >> you'll love this little addendum. i was actually -- tomorrow i play concord, new hampshire, which is where i was born. [ cheers ] that's not possible, but thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, they're all from concord. yeah. >> when i was 12, i was in the community theater production of "annie," and i played annie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it was a very new hampshire annie. like, daddy warbucks is like,
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"annie, i wanna be your fatha." [ laughter ] you know, it was like -- >> jimmy: everyone had an accent. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but would your mom cast you in the plays? >> no. uh, i would -- my friends and i would be like -- >> jimmy: trying. >> -- the people that moved the stage, you know, the props and stuff. >> jimmy: yeah. but i remember reading, maybe, that your mom was very honest with you and was always -- >> she -- my mother couldn't lie. and there's good and bad things. but i remember her saying, like, "when people take your picture, tilt your head down because otherwise your nostrils look like a two-car garage." [ laughter ] i took it as, "shoot for the stars." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you know who one of her students, one of her actors was? >> jimmy: who? >> this actress, jennifer simard, who is starring in "death becomes her" on broadway right now. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, right now on broadway. [ cheers and applause ] >> so that's -- yeah, that's really cool. she's so brilliant, and she was in all my mom's plays in new hampshire. >> jimmy: well, this -- i also love the tag on here, if you
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can zoom into there. "comedy legends aren't born. they're made... in middle school." [ laughter ] >> yeah. i'll be honest. the one i wanted was just, "wicked pissah." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. oh, of course. >> adam and i both wanted -- they went with that. that's good too. >> jimmy: yeah. well, congratulations on this. your mother will be very proud. sarah silverman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] for tickets to "the bedwetter," go to arenastage.org. bobby cannavale joins us after the break. stick around. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you smoke weed just to help you sleep then why you out getting stoned at four o'clock ♪ ♪ and then you come home to me and don't say hello ♪ ♪ cause i got high again and forgot to fold my clothes ♪ target made up&up™ for you. helping you save on hand soaps, with plant derived ingredients and custom fragrances. with luscious foam to stir the senses.
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>> it's my first time dancing out. i've never done it, you know, and sammy rockwell -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, rockwell dances all the time. you had a good dance there. >> he said to me one day, he's like, "hey, why don't you ever dance when you come out on that? you know, you should dance, it'll make you feel good." >> jimmy: and did it? >> it did. it made me feel great, loosened me up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, we liked it. i like the -- i like dancing with you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: your partner, and one of our favorite people, rose byrne was on the show. we love her so much. and she was telling me how your kids are obsessed with jack black. >> oh, the saga continues. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sorry, but this is a thing. >> they're obsessed with jack black. you know, i have 3 sons, and 2 of them are 20 years apart from the first one. so the first one fell in love with jack black 20 years ago. and now these kids, the same movie, they're just in love with him again. [ light laughter ] he's a national treasure. >> jimmy: of course he is. >> they should put statues of him up -- >> jimmy: they should. >> -- you know, everywhere. but yeah, so rocco's got a a great -- his great pen pal friend, mickey levine who lives in l.a. he's got this friend, and they pen pal, they write to each other. and they're both obsessed with jack black, so they're on the lookout for him.
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> so finally, rocco's waiting for the letter. you know, it takes like a month to get a letter, right? and he gets the letter. and he says, "i found him. i spotted him. i got him." >> jimmy: what? [ light laughter ] >> he took a picture of him, he sent it. i brought that picture today. >> jimmy: you have the picture of jack black in the wild. >> it's happened. >> jimmy: walking in the streets? >> my son's life is complete. >> jimmy: this is it. >> can you make that out? >> jimmy: let me see. [ laughter ] >> there it is. [ applause ] how about that, huh? so -- >> jimmy: i dunno, let me see that thing. >> so -- >> jimmy: now you -- now i'm so sorry, but are you sure that that's -- >> hey, man, it's good enough for them. you know? [ laughter ] it's good enough for them. >> jimmy: are you sure that --? that looks -- >> you know, yeah. [ light laughter ] no, that's him, that's definitely him. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> that's definitely -- >> jimmy: looks like the hand -- >> you guys know that's him, right? >> audience: yeah. >> jimmy: i dunno, that hand looks fake even. it looks like that's a cartoon. [ light laughter ] >> for sure that's him. >> jimmy: ai. but that's definitely what he would wear, and he would rock, but yeah, they got a -- you got a sighting. >> i made a movie with him, like, ten years ago, and rocco
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still asks me what we talked about at dinner. [ light laughter ] we had one dinner. >> jimmy: yeah. well he is a magical dude, yeah. >> he is a magical -- >> jimmy: i know you just told me you guys got back from australia. i'm dying to go to australia. >> yeah? >> jimmy: it's just beautiful. >> gotta do it. >> jimmy: i know! i love everything about australia. i love the people. i love -- >> it's the greatest. and they love you if you're a a new yorker, you know? now, i -- i've been with rose for a long time, so i've been there many times, and i look forward to it every time. it's just -- >> jimmy: they like a a new yorker. >> they like a new -- well, i dunno, they like me. i mean, i -- i go to a coffee shop there, and i walk out with ten friends. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know? and they just -- they're great people. they say the funniest things. they're curious people. they ask a lot of questions. they're just great people. you know, they know -- they know what kind of tree they're standing under. like, you'll be talking to them and they'll be like, "oh, this is a eucalyptus. it's a kind of gum tree that -- blah blah blah blah. and the lorikeets up there too." and they know, like, all the birds. and like, we don't -- we don't do that here. [ light laughter ] we know squirrels and pigeons, and that's it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we don't know what kinda tree --
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>> they know about their fauna, and they know about their r wildlife, and they're just interesting people. and they have -- you know, it's crazy to go that long on a a plane, land, and you're still speaking english. but you're not in -- >> jimmy: yes, correct, yeah. >> completely different culture. >> jimmy: are phrases sticking with you now, that are australian phrases, and you're like -- >> yeah, i say things i never -- like, i say things i never thought i would. i say like -- they say, "how you going?" so when you meet somebody there and they go, "how you --" instead of "how you doing?" they go, "how you going?" and when i say that, like, i forget sometimes, and i'll say that to somebody, and they're like -- they're like, "[ bleep ] you just say to me?" [ laughter ] ike, they -- >> jimmy: can't say that in new york. >> can't say that in new york. >> jimmy: yeah, with your accent too. like, "how you goin'?" >> i like that one, i like "i reckon." that's another one that i get grief for here, but i love that one. >> jimmy: "yeah, i reckon." >> "i reckon i'm gonna go down to the pub later." >> jimmy: yeah. something kinda -- >> i reckon i'll join you. [ light laughter ] i like that one, you know? >> jimmy: can we talk about this. you posted this photo, and i just thought it was kind of cool. it's you and kevin costner. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: you said this is your very first film. >> old picture. >> jimmy: yeah. look at you guys. and what do you remember about this? tell me about this.
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>> that was great, man. you know, that was a movie called "the postman," and i hadn't done anything. and i was one of the first people he met, and he cast me in the room. he was like, "can you grow your hair and beard for the next three months?" and i was like, "yeah." he was like, "can you ride a a horse?" and i was like -- >> jimmy: course. >> yeah. [ laughter ] of course. i didn't know how to ride a a horse. >> jimmy: yeah, of course not. >> i didn't know at all. i'd never been west of chicago. he brought me out there. he taught me how to ride a a horse. he was the nicest guy, man. >> jimmy: really. >> he taught me so many things, yeah. and he knew i had never done anything -- >> jimmy: first time on set. >> he was like, "you come to work early tomorrow, and i'll show you a few things." and he showed me things to this day that i still think -- that i still think about and use. and then -- and then, you know, the movie's three hours long, and i'm completely cut out of it. but --! [ laughter ] but -- but he called me. >> jimmy: kevin! >> he called me personally -- >> jimmy: okay. >> -- to tell me how sorry he was. like, you know, like, again, to this day, i've never really had that kind of an experience. and then kicker of it was, you know, because i'd never done a a movie before, i thought they paid for everything, you know? so i was in this hotel for like, a month and a half.
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[ light laughter ] i'm just ringing up room service, and i had no money. and then when i left, they asked for, you know, i didn't know what an incidental was. i was like, "incidentally what?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "incidentally, yeah, what does that mean?" >> and i didn't have the money to cover it. and k.c. right there, he took care of it. so i owe him a lot, including about a thousand dollars. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: he -- he paid for your bill? >> yeah, he paid for it. >> jimmy: that's a class act. >> he's doing all right. >> jimmy: yeah. let's talk about your new movie, "unstoppable." it is based on a true story. in its first week, it went to number one o on prime deo. not too shabby. [ cheers and applause ] number one, not bad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: can we set up what's this is about? >> it's a great story about a a man named anthony robles. anthony was born with one leg, from arizona. he was an incredible wrestler who would rise through the ranks. he would walk on at arizona state, from his home state, and become a national champion.
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it's an incredibly inspiring story. his family was incredible. he's got all of these siblings, and an unbelievable mother, that jennifer lopez plays in the movie, judy robles. and he -- not only did he go on to become national champion, but he's a very inspiring motivational speaker, and he's changed a lot of lives out there, and he continues to do so with this movie. >> jimmy: yeah, it's fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's a great sports film right, like -- >> jimmy: it's a great sports film. >> a great sports film, who doesn't love a sports film? >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. i want to show a clip. he's the great bobby cannavale in "unstoppable." take a look at this. >> your mom told me about greg, so praise the lord, my man, all right? >> thanks. >> i know you've been sweating, waiting on that scholarship. you know, people like to talk a a big game about trying to help people like you. >> yeah, well, i'm gonna keep my options open. >> what? hey, you heard what your son said? he's gonna keep his options open. so if you're in the middle of an ocean, and one of the lifeboats comes along, what you gonna say? "yeah, i'm gonna keep my options open"? no, right?
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♪ [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a very talented artist whose album, "this wasn't meant for you anyway" is out right now. please welcome lola young! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, come on! welcome! >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> this is so fun. >> jimmy: i'm so excited you're here. thank you so much for talking to me, and you're gonna perform for us later on. but congrats on everything that's going on with you. i'm m a big fa you just announced your european leg of your tour, completely sold out. [ cheers ] >> yeah, madness. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, how fun. what -- what do people -- what
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do we have to expect from a a lola young show? >> well, a lola young show is -- it's fun, it's edgy, it's raw. it's a bit slap and dash, you know, i mean it's always tip top. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ light laughter ] >> you know, you're not going to hear all -- you know, sometimes my voice goes and all sorts. and sometimes i'm too tired to even be doing it. but you know, what? every show is -- is wonderful, a different experience, electricic. and i love performing, so -- >> jimmy: you're doing also coachella. congratulations on that, that's a big deal. >> thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you like -- is doing a festival show different from the lola young show? >> you know, it is, 'cause like, not everyone's there to see you, unfortunately. like, if that was the case, then i would be way more famous, but -- [ laughter ] it's more like -- it's more just like, you -- you just -- like, when you get to a certain level, and you're headlining in these festivals and stuff, then it becomes a different story. but you have to cater to people who 've just been -- bought by -- bought back there with their friends, that's like -- you know, i mean, that kind of -- there, like, "no, really, who's lola young?" [ light laughter ] and then they come, and then they're like, "oh, she's not
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too bad," or they think i'm rubbish, or whatever the case may be. but regardless you have to cater to the fact that like, they're not necessarily there for you. >> jimmy: for you. >> so you've gotta make the set a little bit more, you know. and you can't be talking too much rubbish in between, because nobody cares. [ laughter ] and everyone's like, high and stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. but if they do discover you, that's kind of fun. >> of course. and that's the best part about it, you get new fans. >> jimmy: new fans. i know tyler, the creator is a a fan of yours. you're featured on his -- yeah, on his new album, and one of his songs. congrats on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how did he reach -- [ cheers ] yeah, it's great. how did he reach out to you? >> so he messaged, me, right? i hope he don't mind me saying this. he messaged me, like, a photo. and now i know who the guy is. he sends me like, a cutout, like a sticker of busta rhymes, with no context. that's what he does every time he speaks to me. i don't know if he does it to everyone else. but it's odd, he's an odd guy. i mean, come on, like -- but anyway, he messaged me, he said, "uncle steve." and i go -- so then there's me thinking -- bad people have just been messaging me, like, so many guys.
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and so i'm stressed out, like thinking, "what is uncle steve?" and "am i uncle steve?" and i started questioning my own self and everything -- and then suddenly it becomes -- so you see then, i responded, and i go -- o it again," 'cause i found one meme that had uncle steve in it. it was just completely incorrect. and he goes, "do what? i'm not a rug." and then i go, "right, okay, this is getting really weird." so i had to keep it going. so we had a conversation about sandwiches for a little bit -- [ laughter ] -- and things were kind of odd, and -- >> jimmy: wow. that's -- >> and then, yeah, and then i was in l.a., and he was like "pull up. i've got this song that i've written that i want you to --" and yeah, it was -- he's a a magic human being. he's a magic human being. >> jimmy: he really is a a genius, yeah, we do -- >> genius. >> is there anyone else that think -- that you hope would message you and you'll work with? >> yeah, frank ocean, if you're listening, you know where i'm at. [ laughter and cheers ] drop -- drop an album -- but prioritize the album first. [ applause ] >> jimmy: can we talk about the album, b by the wa "this wasn't meant for you anyway" is the name of the album. love that title. >> thank you. >> jimmy: totally get it. love it. it's fantastic. if -- if you don't like it, this wasn't meant for you.
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>> it's -- listen, you heard it here first. >> jimmy: it's fine. it's fine. [ light laughter ] it's so fine. you don't have to love it. this wasn't meant for you anyway. so all good. >> yes! >> jimmy: is that the reason -- is that the reason for the title, or is there more to it? >> no, that's literally it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it. [ cheers and applause ] wasn't meant for you, don't worry about it. you're performing your huge hit tonight, "messy." >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] big hit. >> thanks, guys. >> jimmy: it's on the "billboard" top 100. where'd the idea for the song come from? when did you write it? >> it's -- so it's been speculated that it's about, like, my parents, and it must be about some close family. but it's about culmination, it's more the way i feel about myself. like, i am too messy. you know, back there i was saying, i can't -- i've never held a broom in my life. you know, i mean, like, even that was -- [ light laughter ] that was hard, that was -- >> jimmy: no, i saw you, yeah, backstage you were struggling to get your sneakers on. >> no, i couldn't -- >> jimmy: because they were too -- >> everything in my life is a a mess. so it's a very fitting track. and to be honest, isn't -- this is -- i recently got a
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a diagnosis of severe adhd, and that's been another thing that i've been diagnosed with. so along with that, it's been very hard. and -- but -- complex, and it's just about the complexities of how i feel about myself. and on top of that, narcissistic men, unfortunately. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] but do you think people like it for the -- why would you look at me? [ laughter ] i mean, yes -- >> no, i wasn't, i -- >> jimmy: but i -- i think it's something about -- it's something fresh about you, and your sound, and your honesty, and your lyrics. i love your lyrics. and i know i read somewhere that you spend a lot of time on your lyrics. >> yeah. i mean, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. making sure that that's -- [ light laughter ] but if you -- >> no, i -- the lyrics is the most important aspect of song writing, for me personally. i care a lot about what i say. i care a lot about poetry. and yeah, "messy" is a song that like, seems to resonate, because people can relate. it's not every day clean girl aesthetic, d'you know what i mean? some days you haven't washed your socks. d'you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, i do. >> yeah. you don't need to wash your socks every day. >> jimmy: you don't. [ laughter ]
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>> it's ridiculous. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and are you aware that -- how big it is on social media? and on tiktok and -- >> yeah, i mean, this's the thing. so like, i'm not doing the dance. i can't really dance. i can occasionally twerk in a a club, but that's about as far as i'll go. [ laughter ] , listen -- so when it comes -- i've seen the severe reach, it's insane. the whole thing is insane. but every time i'm on the app, i'm like, "god, i wanna hear something -- " i'm hearing my song, like, "play something else." but then at the same time, obviously it's amazing, it's the best thing in the world. but when you do hear that song, that -- [ vocalizing ] it's kind of like, "come on, now," you know? [ light laughter ] i've heard enough. >> jimmy: you've heard enough. but it -- but you've gotta be proud. >> i know, i'm so proud. >> jimmy: you gotta be proud of all this. also, in the u.k., which is, i know, where you're from, it's charting over there right now. it's gotta be -- >> it's insane. it's an insane moment, it's very surreal. >> jimmy: it's well deserved, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and thank you so much for being here. and keep doing it. [ cheers and applause ] keep doing your thing, man, you're great. lola young, "this wasn't meant for you anyway," is out right now. lola's performing for us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ you know i'm impatient so why would you leave me waiting outside the station ♪ ♪ when it was like minus four degrees and i ♪ ♪ i get what you're sayin' i just really don't wanna hear it right now ♪ ♪ can you shut up for like once in your life ♪ ♪ listen to me i took your nice words of advice ♪ ♪ about how you think i'm gonna die lucky if i turn thirty-three ♪ ♪ okay so yeah i smoke like a chimney ♪ ♪ i'm not skinny and i pull a britney every other week ♪ ♪ but cut me some slack who do you want me to be ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm too messy and then i'm just too damn clean ♪ ♪ you told me get a job then you ask where the hell i've been ♪ ♪ and i'm too perfect 'til i open my big mouth i want to be me is that not allowed ♪
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♪ and don't say hello cause i got high again and forgot to fold my clothes ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm too messy and then i'm too goddamn clean ♪ ♪ you told me get a job then you ask where the hell i've been ♪ ♪ and i'm too perfect 'til i open my big mouth i want to be me is that not allowed ♪ ♪ and i'm too clever and then i'm too goddamn dumb ♪ ♪ you hate it when i cry unless it's that time of the month ♪ ♪ and i'm too perfect 'til i show you that i'm not ♪ ♪ a thousand people i could be for you and you hate the whole damn lot ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you hate the whole damn lot you hate the whole damn lot ♪ ♪ god you hate you hate ♪ ♪ oh and i'm too messy
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and then i'm too goddamn clean ♪ ♪ you told me get a job then you ask where the hell i've been ♪ ♪ and i'm too perfect 'til i show hem my big mouth i want to be me is that not allowed ♪ ♪ and i'm too clever and then i'm too goddamn dumb ♪ ♪ you hate it when i cry unless it's that time of the month ♪ ♪ and i'm too perfect 'til i show you that i'm not ♪ ♪ a thousand people i could be for you and you hate the whole damn lot ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ you hate the whole damn lot you hate the whole damn lot ♪ ♪ you hate the whole damn lot you hate the whole damn lot ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. that is how you do it!
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[ cheers and applause ] lola young! [ cheers and applause ] "messy" is out now! we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪
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