his wand in your face and say expecto fellatio. [ laughter ] >> hey, hey, no, no, no, absolutely not. get out of here, come on, now. come on. expecto fellatio? come on, that's a children's book. >> sorry, chief. we stepped on the line, that's a two-point shot. >> i agree. >> now which one of you all is the ringleader? >> what i didn't realize it was national rat out a latino day. >> best get on your damn feet. >> oh, yeah, look at them pretty down eyes. they're going love you in prison, ariana pequeno. [ laughter ] why did you shoplift, huh? >> i was trying to impress my girlfriend. she thick as hell. >> you think i never tried those? start with a 400 pound professor, huh? and i fell in love with jada pinkett? [ laughter ] >> but he was ashamed of his weight, so he drain a serum that

turned him into buddy love. is that what you want? >> then you go through a den at the compound and you realize that everybody at the table is the same person. [ laughter ] because this is real! >> yo, okay, that's almost certainly "the nutty professor." >> oh, dang! >> see what you're going to get. that what you're going to get. you better shut your damn mouth! >> in prison, you'll be professing your love of nuts, all right. [ laughter ] but you won't be losing no 200 pounds. you'll be gaining 9 inches. >> see they give you a poe potion, muscle relax ants. you'll be handling so many dudes at once, they'll all be cheering at the same time, hercules, hercules. >> absolutely not, no.

i let that go way too long because i'm a fan of the film. [ laughter ] come on. these are children. fellows all right? 30-year-old children. come on. >> hey, hey, hey, hey. [ cheers and applause ] no one else is weang their spring uniform? [ laughter ] >> who the hell l is this y? >> that's big red. >> that's right. they call me big red. >> because of your hair? >> no, because i'm well read. [ laughter ] i got six geds and a nagging uti, and i'd like to offer a counterpoint. prison? actually really fun. i'm in an improv group, i'm scrapbooking like crazy. [ laughter ] outside, i never used to get

laid. now i'm having sex 50, 60 times a day. it's incredible. >> yeah, but don't let all of that fool you. this man is tough as nails. >> tough as press-on nails. [ laughter ] you better believe that, buster. >> tell him your story, red. [ laughter ] >> well, you see, i was abandoned as a baby. by my human parents. so i was forced to grow up at the north pole. and you know, i'm going to skip ahead to "elf." i'm talking about "elf." [ laughter and applause ] but guess what! this is real. this is elf. i mean, real! >> wait. so you were an elf? i knew you were a little bitch. >> oh! >> that's the night the lights went out in georgia. [ laughter ] >> you better keep your damn mouth shut.

>> in prison, you're not going to be named, elf. you're not going to be an elf named buddy. [ laughter ] you're not, no. no you're going to get elfed. in your butt. [ laughter ] >> i'm trying, i'm trying. >> no, you're doing good. >> that's right, that's right. and forget about your north hole. what you need to be worrying about is your south pole. [ laughter ] >> because you'll be yelling son of a nutcracker, all right? >> it will nob santa coming to town. it will be santos coming in your brown. [ laughter ] >> no, no! get out of here. let's go. all three. let's go. no way, no way. >> that's okay. that's okay. red, come on. we got to go. red, we got to go. [ cheers and applause ] >> boy. [ laughter ]

look, i don't know whai was thinking. i don't know how that would be helpful, you know. >> ask what brown can do for you. >> come on, enough. it's too much. it's all right, you already apologized. [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪

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hello, y'all. i am jared maurice! [ cheers and applause ] wait a minute, are there any cops in the audience? i am garrett morris, okay, and way back there, when i joined the cast of "saturday night live," i had no idea, y'all, that i would be required to do so many reunion shows. [ laughter ] but here i am, okay. now, this film you're going to see, it's a great film made by my man tom schiller, yeah. [ applause ] in 1978, and it features the entire cast. so sit back, relax, and enjoy "look back in anger." [ cheers and applause ]

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♪♪ if you want to know what it takes to make a show like this last for 50 years, it's these people around me. the first cast. laraine newman, jane curtin, garrett and chevy chase. they paved the way for people like cheri oteri, jay pharaoh, the great kenan thompson and the great billy crystal. and finally, the reason we're all here, the man who made our dream come true, the one and only -- oh, and paul. lorne michaels! where is he? [ cheers and applause ]

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♪♪ star studded night in new york for saturday night live's 50th anniversary. but the stars are also out right here in the bay. the 2025 nba all-star weekend wrapped up this evening with its new format of three mini game tournament. it was a star studded weekend that put the bay area and basketball culture in focus. today's game highlighted bay area music history and of course, 11 time all-star steph curry. nbc bay area's alyssa goard breaks it all down. this weekend was a highly anticipated chance to boost the bay area's economy and image on a global stage. and for those in town, it was impossible to miss all of the nods to bay area culture. chaminade college preparatory

the golden state warriors. steph curry was the clear star of this weekend. his team, which included oakland's own damian lillard and former teammate kevin durant, won the tournament. as for steph, it's only fitting the all-star mvp on this floor go to steph curry. it's really cool. all my favorite players are here. it's awesome. fans who've been to warriors games would recognize the warriors dance teams and hype man franco finn, who did what they do best. this is huge for our region in san francisco and the bay area beyond. i'm telling you, thehe world i watching us right now. the game was a who's who of local stars, including chef guy fieri, michael brownlee, and a celebration of bay area music from e-40 to too short to saweetie and envogue. it's a chance for people from around the country and around the world to learn about b area style. the vibe has been great, the city has been great. it's been very welcoming. it's a nice city. i mean, there's some