[ laughter ] i'm on that side of magic. >> seth: all right. i'm willing to believe it. >> okay. and paul shaffer and the [ applause ] >> seth: i have a lot more to world's most dangerous band! ask you. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, great. >> seth: can you stick around? thank you for watching. we'll be right back with pamela anderson after this. stay tuned for "late night with ♪ [ cheers and applause ] seth meyers." goodnight, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- pamela anderson, comedian rose matafeo. an all-new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers.

we're so happy to have you all with us tonight. before we kick things off, we just want to send our love to everybody in the los angeles area and california right now who are dealing with wildfires. you know, a great many people who work at the show have friends and family who live there. a great many of you watching have friends and fily who live there, or you live there. you know, and the scenes we're seeing on television are obviously harrowing, and there are no real words that i can share other than that we are thinking about you and we are hoping for your safety. not much more i can say than that, but i just wanted to start tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the rest of the news. during his hour-plus-long press conference yesterday at mar-a-lago president-elect trump talked about annexing greenland, renaming the gulf of mexico the gulf of america, taking back the panama canal, and making canada the, quote, "51st state." [ laughter ] so, god only know what is he has in mind for day two. [ laughter ] in a new interview with "usa today," president biden

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"on and on and on" is streaming now on max. rose matafeo is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i love her. >> seth: we're back with but before we get to all that, pamela anderson. that was a clip -- donald trump isn't talking about >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] showgirl."- from "the last lowering grocery prices anymore >> yeah. because he won't actually do >> seth: is it true that that. jamie lee curtis was the one who so, now he's talking instead let you know you'd been about taking over canada, nominated for a golden globe? >> i heard on my "showgirl" greenland, and the panama canal. but don't worry, the democrats group chat. are on it. >> seth: oh, you have a they're not on it. "showgirl" group chat? >> yes, we have a "showgirl" for more on this, it's time for group chat. >> seth: that's great. "a closer look." >> and i just saw "pamela!!" with a lot of exclamation points, so. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: did you have any ♪ expectation? or was it just pure joy and >> seth: by his own admission, surprise? >> me, expectations? donald trump won the election i mean, no, of course not. because of one thing -- [ light laughter ] inflation. no, but i was so excited. that was the number one issue. and then we heard about the grocery prices, trump talked s.a.g nomination today. >> seth: today. about it ad nauseum, even >> which was nice. claiming at one point that he >> seth: congratulations on that as well. started using the word groceries >> thank you. before anyone else. [ cheers and applause ] that's really wonderful because and that's true. that's your peers. >> seth: yes, it is your peers. >> those are you peers, yeah. before trump i'd say to my wife, >> seth: you did do a broadway "honey, i'm going to the apple run, which is quite being a chicken bread coffee milk showgirl, but it is the demands of broadway. potatoe cereal store, need and it was in "chicago." anything? [ laughter ] which has a lot of -- has the batteries? but honey, then i have to go to same, you know, singing and the newspaper cold medicine dancing. battery magazine toothpaste deodorant greeting card store." did you take anything from your [ laughter ] broadway experience that you felt like you used in the film? yesterday trump held a press conference at mar-a-lago -- you >> oh, my gosh, so much. know, the idiot criminal ceo and i was so afraid. plastic surgeon russian spy i didn't know if i could sing,

pretending to be a waiter store. or dance, or act on stage. and fosse choreography. [ light laughter ] a perfect time to lay out his plan to bring down prices. so, i just dove into thahat and americans are anxious to know realized, "okay, i can pretty how he's going to do it. much do anything if i can do this." let's hear it. it gave me some confidence going into this. >> we're going to be changing the it was really a warmup. name of the gulf of mexico to the backstage banter is the the gulf of america. same. i mean, you're talking about what you're going to have for lunch or dinner, or who did what >> seth: okay. and you hear your cue and you go not what we were looking for. on stage and then you go off [ light laughter ] stage and you finish the that just sounds like a merger conversation you were having between gulf and bank of after you do all of this. america. [ laughter ] how would that -- [ laughter ] and i was like, "oh, i have a how would that even help? monologue i can't --" gas prices are high because of i mean, people who have been an oil spill in the gulf of doing it for decades, it's just mexico. this muscle memory, and they're you mean an oil spill in the just so talented. gulf of america. and such hard -- it's terrifying [ laughter ] but it's so exciting. but maybe he's just doing a i love it. silly one to kick things off >> seth: another thing that i am beforee gets into the serious very excited about. stuff. let's try again. here's trump's plan to lower my dear friend akiva schaffer grocery prices. directed a new "naked gun" film starring you and liam neeson. >> yes. >> he wants everybody to have an >> seth: and how did you enjoy electric heater instead of a gas the experience, of being in a heater. gas heater is much less "naked gun" comedy? expensive. >> oh, my god, it was so fun. the heat is much better. it's a much better heat. i mean, it's so different than as the expression goes, you this film. don't itch. it's a, you know, high comedy. i'm literally running into walls >> seth: that's -- [ laughter ] which i've always wanted to do. -- not an expression. [ laughter ] that's not even a good slogan and liam is such a gentleman. he's such a sweetheart, such a love. for aveeno. and you know, we just, we had a great connection. nobody -- and akiva is a wonderful [ laughter ] nobody says that. director.

but, what a difference going sorry. from an indie film to a as the expression goes, nobody paramount "naked gun" where says that. there's video village, and see? you can do it with anything. people are just watching. if a guest at your party says, and -- alts? "i'm super itchy, is this electric heat?" what are these alts? >> seth: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> all the "saturday night live" that's how you know they just crew. did a ton of cocaine. >> seth: this is when you do [ laughter ] punch line and somebody yells out, "do this one, as an let's give it another shot. alternate punch line." >> yeah, like, 12 alts. plan to lower grocery prices. >> seth: yeah. go! >> sometimes. i didn't know what it was. >> seth: that's when you know a movie's got money when they've >> 625 million acres. got time for 12 alts. [ laughter ] >> yeah, and all the "saturday night live" crew, his buddies people can't realize -- it's, were there, just throwing out jokes. like, the whole ocean. some were funny. some weren't. [ laughter ] most of them were funny. [ light laughter ] liam is hysterical. i mean he's just such a -- >> seth: first of all, that's you're not going to see it not the whole ocean. coming. that's barely the gulf of america. that's how good he is. oh. >> seth: well, one of the [ laughter ] challenges of being in those you know what? movies is, you know, the writing now that i say -- it does have a is really funny and then they nice ring to it. work because you and liam play i do like it. it so straight. [ light laughter ] second, we're supposed to be >> mm-hmm, yeah, you have to talking about grocery prices. please, give us something. play straight. anything. >> seth: but that's also a challenge for you as a performer. >> we won the popular vote by >> oh, yeah. >> seth: because you are seeing -- i mean, i've seen some millions and millions of people. clips of it that, you know, nobody even knows how many people. akiva's been nice enough to show >> sh: god dammit, if he me. doesn't know how many votes he you are saying the dumbest won by, there's no way he knows things and you're maintaining a how much a carton of eggs costs. real dignity to the performance. "it costs $50, $60, nobody even [ light laughter ] knows. >> it's so hard. >> seth: yes. it used to be -- >> so hard. [ light laughter ] it was really hard to keep a it used to be 25 cents straight face but, yeah, you you'd put a quarter in the can't ruin it.

machine and out would come a yeah, it was fun. plastic egg with a little toy it was really fun. inside. and like i said, complete departure. [ laughter ] and i was also afraid to meet sometimes a tattoo. no one wanted the tattoo. liam, but liam is also just a we hate the tattoo." wonderful, generous person. come on, man. >> seth: that's fantastic. >> what an honor. you talk about this like every >> seth: one of the -- day on the campaign trail. you said this was the reason you obviously, i think one of the -- won the election. you know, our introduction to you even brought props. you was "baywatch," and the tell us, how are you going to get grocery prices down? "bayaywatch" smsuit has been making the rounds at museums. it's actually been on display as >> no water comes out because a piece of sort of television they want to preserve -- even in history. areas they have so much water is this your swimsuit? you don't know what to do. >> i heard that but i thought i it's called rain. it comes down from -- it comes had the only original suit in my down from heaven. safe. >> seth: that's not rain coming down from heaven. >> seth: okay. >> so -- those are god's tears. he's -- and then someone said they got [ laughter ] it from david hasselhoff. he's crying because he has to and, i don't know why he would have my swimsuit. watch this press conference. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> i don't have his shorts or as a general rule, if a guy who anything. >> seth: no. just got elected president is [ light laughter ] taking time out of his press i have a question. have you -- once you saw it was conference to explain what rain in a museum, did you like, check is, that's a pretty good sign the safe just to make sure --? >> yeah, no, i have it. >> seth: nobody had broke into he's not going to get into the it. kitchen table issues. >> no, i have it. >> seth: ok, you definitely have trump isn't talking about it. bringing down costs, because he >> i have mine. i have mine. can't and he knows he can't and and i'm sure there's multiples. you know? he doesn't care he can't. >> seth: i know. immediately after a campaign in but just like, if you're going to a museum paying the big which he repeatedly said he bucks, just know it's probably a would bring down prices quickly, fake suit. >> no, it's not a fake! and that it would be easy, he [ laughter ] told "time" magazine, "it's hard >> seth: it's so lovely to see you again. >> it's nice to be here.

to bring things down once they're up. >> seth: it's so wonderful to you know, it's very hard." have you on the show for the [ laughter ] first time. congratulations on everything. trump will be a terrible >> thank you. president. >> seth: we are all so happy to he'd be an even worse airline see you. >> yeah, god bless everybody in pilot. malibu and palisades that are "ladies and gentlemen, this is experiencinghis horrible fire. your captain speak -- i'm hoping it's very hard to -- it's nice we land at laguardia, but you to promote a film, but my heart know, it's hard to bring things is with them, everybody there. down once they're up. >> seth: very well said. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being we have some choppy weather. it's called rain. here. it comes down from heaven, which >> thank you. is -- [ cheersnd applause ] >> seth: you guys, this is [ light laughter ] pamela anderson. -- probably where we're headed." "the last showgirl" opens in theaters nationwide on friday. we'll be right back with so trump immediately backed away from the key promise of his rose matafeo. ♪ campaign. [ cheers and applause ] that's why he's trying to distract everyone by obsessing over this insane bull[ bleep ] instead. >> president-elect donald trump is amplifying his push for u.s. control of the panama canal and the danish territory of greenland. and he also talked about canada, wanting to annex it. >> can you assure the world that, as you try to get control of these areas, you are not >> no. >> can you tell us a little bit about what your plan is? are you going to negotiate a new treaty? are you going to ask the canadians to hold a vote? what is the strategy? >> yeah, i can't assure you.

you're talking about panama and greenland. no, i can't assure you on either of those two. we need greenland for national security purposes. canada and the united states, that would really be something. you get rid of that artificially drawn line, and you take a look at what that looks like. >> seth: wait, what? you went -- [ light laughter ] you went from saying we need strong borders to "we need to get rid of borders altogether?" what -- [ laughter ] what are you going to do a 180 on next? "i'm going to be your president but i'm going to do it from jail because let's be honest, i did do some crimes." [ laughter ] this is all insane. it will not happen. none of this will happen. but that doesn't mean it also has zero consequence. you can't just threaten to use the military to annex a bunch of foreign countries and expect everyone to say, "ah, ha-ha-ha, the jokester is at it again." trump even sent a diplomatic emissary to greenland to scout the territory. but don't worry, it was someone who has expertise in foreign affairs and who could be trusted with such a delicate mission, and also, and i'm sure this is a coincidence, he's also named donald trump. >> donald trump jr. back from greenland just a couple hours

ago. don, great to see you. did the people there that you spoke with and interacted with, did they seem interested in the idea of getting closer to the united states and maybe being liberated from denmark, who's had control of greenland for the last 200 years? >> oh, 100%. i mean, honestly i don't -- i didn't see a single negative. these are people that feel they've been exploited. they have not been treated well by denmark. they're prevented from utilizing the great natural resources that they have, whether that's coal, whether that's uranium, whether that's other rare earth minerals, whether that's gold and diamonds. >> seth: when a white man shows up talking about your gold and diamonds, what could possibly go wrong? [ laughter ] as the expression goes. you sound like a 19th century prospector who just discovered cocaine. "there's gold, there's diamonds, and my progressive rep was super helpful. tom hayes is passive progressive. the way kevin says he always has to help you. tom doesn't have progressive, so he takes it out on those who do. if you switch you can save hundreds. that's great. you can buy more of that cologne we all love. huh. progressive called me back about the claim i filed. support when you need it? i wonder what that's like, huh? in my office. now, tom. -don't be passive progressive. -this is bad right? switch to get good coverage and savings for yourself. have a layer of chocolate lava... not lava lava. that stuff looks delicious! i wanna eat lava! it looks so good! just a little taste! don't eat lava. eat new reese's chocolate lava big cups. [spray] there's coals, there's uranium, [sip] that's the fingerbowl. dove men helps neutralize odor causing bacteria that thrive on stress sweat. really needs more salt. get comfortable when uncomfortable. care changes everything. the avage dog only lives to be ten. at the farmer's dog, we don't think that's long enough. that's why our food comes in personalized portions. because a dog at a healthy weight could live a longer, happier life. i told myself i was ok with my moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis symptoms... ...with my psoriatic arthritis symptoms. but just ok isn't ok. and i was done settling. if you still have symptoms after trying a tnf blocker like humira or enbrel, rinvoq works differently. rinvoq is a once-daily pill that can rapidly relieve joint pain, stiffness, and swelling as fast as 2 weeks for some. and even at the 3-year mark, many people felt this relief. rinvoq can stop joint damage. and in psa, can leave skin clear or almost clear. rinvoq can lower ability to fight infections. before treatment, test for tb and do bloodwork. serious infections, blood clots, some fatal; ...cancers, including lymphoma and skin; serious allergic reactions; gi tears; death; heart attack; and stroke occurred. cv event risk increases in age 50 plus with a heart disease risk factor. tell your doctor if you've had these events, infection, hep b or c, smoked, are pregnant or planning. don't take if allergic or have an infection. done settling? ask your rheumatologist for rinvoq. and take back what's yours. (♪♪) when it's time to start your business, it's time there's rare earth materials in those hills. for shopify. design with i'm super itchy. easy to customize themes. is this electric heat?" [ laughter ] sell everywhere people shop. and never miss a trump has no intention of sale with the world's best improving the material lives of converting checkout. see

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saying. "we need a hot new director to shake things up" and someone saying, "this guy used to be roommates with bette davis." [ light laughter ] so biden's a little salty. what about the rest of the democratic party? have they learned any lessons about the depths of anger among americans towards what they perceive as a broken system that works only for the rich and not for them? >> we did a lot of good things, but all too often, kristen, we talked about the mechanics of the legislation and the details of the legislation, and we really didn't show the kind of empathy and concern to average -- or show enough of it -- to average working families who didn't realize how much we had done and how much we care for them. >> seth: he sounds like a mom complaining about how you never call. "hello, it's me, the person who used to feed you and bathe you and clothe you. [ light laughter ] but maybe i could have done a better job explaining to you that i took care of you for the first 18 year of your life. oh, well, maybe one day you'll realize how much i did for you and you'll call me before i die. if not, i'll be in heaven with the rain." [ laughter ]

look, it's true. biden and the democrats did get the economy back on its feet from the worst of the pandemic. and the u.s. has had the best recovery of any major economy in the world. but people are still pissed about the deeper rot in the system and the material conditions in their lives, especially compared to how well rich people are doing. >> new tonight the federal government reports that there has been a double digit jump in american homelessness compared to last year and an even bigger jump among families. >> the rich are getting richer, or at least elon musk is. in fact, bloomberg reports that musk's net worth hit $400 billion. that's the first person ever to be that wealthy. tough loss, coach. any words? they just played a munch better game. did you say munch? sounds like someone's craving my new crispy boneless wings... jack, what'd you think of today's loss? embarrassing... try my new crispy boneless wings and so munch more! welcome to jack in the box! know what i'm doing tonight? i'm pouring chocolate all over... >> seth: man, it really adds my new banana french toast sticks! crispy, fluffy, and just $3.49! what'd you think i was gonna say? get so munch more. welcome to jack in the box! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] insult to injury to hear that news delivered in that accent. >> seth: our next guest is a "the rich are getting richer. very talented comedian and actor [ laughter ] you know from shows like "starstruck" and movies like and there's more good news. the poor are getting poorer." "moana 2." [ laughter ] her comedy special "on and on and on" is streaming now on max. i think as a general rule, if let's take a look. you're going to announce on television that the wealthiest >> what actually happens, right, people alive just got even wealthier, the news should be with self deprecation is that

delivered by an angry cab driver the older you get the more from bayonne. accurate the self deprecation [ light laughter ] becomes. and now with an update on the [ laughter ] right? economy, we throw it over to because you know yourself tony g. better. "hey, oh! you're friends know you better. look at this! so in my teen years i can be the rich are getting richer. like -- i can get away being like -- no surprise here. oh, i'm such a -- i'm never maybe one of yous guys could use going to find a boyfriend. that money to do something good i'm such a spiter. we love calling ourselves spinsters when we were like buy the jets and get a real teenagers. quarterback. boom!" i'm such a spinster.r. [ laughter ] i'm never gonna find -- and your friends are like, what people are angry about the cost are you talking about? they've got your back. of housing and health care and they're like, "what are you what they see as a broken talking about, girl? you're crazy. can't do yourself down like system, and that massive that. inequality is only going to get of course you'll find love some day. shut the [ bleep ] up talking worse under trump's cabinet of about yourself." oligarchs and billionaires. now, at 32, if i say something like, "i don't know if i'll ever this should be easy for democrats. all the worst rich guys are get married," my friends are lining up on one side, they like, well, marriage isn't for everyone. admitted they can't bring down prices, so now they're talking and i'm like -- about acquiring canada and greenland for gold and diamonds [ laughter ] like bond villains. >> seth: please welcome back to next they're going to go the show rose matafeo, after -- >> the whole ocean. everybody. [ laughter ] >> seth: this has been "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with pamela anderson, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> announcer: for more of seth's "closer looks," be sure to subscribe to "late night" on youtube. >> seth: it's -- nobody has the disposable anymore. >> no one -- i was trying to get a photo with pamela anderson, seth.

>> seth: you didn't get it? >> she left. >> seth: well -- >> she just disappeared. >> seth: no! you will want to close all your delivery apps oh, well, she did -- she used to be a magician's assistant. >> she did. [ light laughter ] and open your camera, i -- i don't want to criticize so you can take photos of your homemade masterpiece. the booking scenario on the show. unfortunately, no photo can capture the savory goodness you've got me following pamela anderson? of this perfect combo >> seth: yeah. >> what's happened there? of juicy, sweet tomatoes, >> seth: you don't care for this and smooth silky zucchini. (tasty!) ordering? >> do you understand? i don't know what's going on you nailed it! (i know!) here. make your own knorr taste combo. you can't put me on after it's not fast food, but it's so good. pamela anderson. it's not a competition, but it's is financial progress about moving forward? pamela anderson, seth. [ light laughter ] or towards something better? >> seth: yeah. we have made it really tough credit karma gives you personalized guidance sledding for you, and i apologize. >> far out, man. >> seth: but you know what? to improve your credit, savings, taxes, and more. >> now i have to talk to you. [ light laughter ] so you can find your way to money. i want to talk to pam -- no, sorry, sorry. >> seth: you want a picture with intuit credit karma. karma you can count on. me? >> yeah, i'd love that. [ light laughter ] >> seth: thanks. despite being on an antidepressant, >> wazzup. i was still masking my depression symptoms. [ laughter ] >> seth: congratulations on your special. my doctor said it could be i really enjoyed it. because my antidepressant alone wasn't enough. >> thank you for watching it. >> seth: but i have a question. which i heard -- you fall. so she recommended an add-on treatment. you take a fall there in the clip. she recommended adding rexulti. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: this is -- you had to when taken with an antidepressant, adjust.

'cause you make -- you reveal rexulti was proven to significantly reduce something right after you take the fall. depression symptoms more than an antidepressant alone. >> i have done the show quite a few times. all throughout edinburgh and so with my antidepressant, rexulti could provide a boost. many, many times to the point where i had to start wearing elderly people with dementia-related psychosis knee pads under my trousers. [ light laughter ] have increased risk of death or stroke. antidepressants may increase suicidal thoughts and actions that's how i know that i'm 32. >> seth: yeah. >> we've got some images here -- and worsen depression in children and young adults. >> seth: this is just from the fall we saw. call your healthcare provider right away to report new >> yeah. or sudden changes in mood, [ audience ohs ] thank you! behavior, thoughts, or feelings, >> seth: and by the way, that's not a fall out of, like, a or if you develop suicidal thoughts or actions. second story window. >> no. that's just a small fall. report fever, stiff muscles, this is on my onlyfans. and confusion, which can be life-threatening; [ laughter ] or uncontrolled muscle movements, >> seth: so you can go to your which may be permanent. onlyfans to see this. high blood sugar can lead to coma or death; >> exactly! >> seth: wow, that's wonderful. weight gain, increased cholesterol, unusual urges, >> no, it was brutal. that's's what i for my comedy, my art. dizziness on standing, falls, seizures, >> seth: have you injured yourself before in standup? trouble swallowing, or sleepiness may occur. >> i have. i mean, like, i have had some - could adding rexulti - be right for you? injuries in standup. i once walked off a stage and someone had taken the stairs off ask your doctor about adding rexulti. the stage away, so i just -- it was a sheer drop. >> seth: okay. >> so, i rolled my ankle there. >> seth: can i ask a question about that? >> yes. >> seth: were you walking off after a good set or a bad set? >> that was the worst thing. it was like, a great set. so you're like, "absolutely killed it!" and then just, yeah, fall on my ass.

[ light laughter ] it was so bad. i once walked out of a venue, and an outdoor umbrella -- again, a really good show -- and an outdoor umbrella with a gust of wind flew out and hit me across the face. >> seth: okay. [ audience oohs ] >> it's a good thing i don't believe in signs >> seth: i know. [spray] >> because i'd think i should [sip] stop doing standup. [ light laughter ] the universe is telling me that. that's the fingerbowl. >> seth: when god is like, get dove men helps neutralize odor causing bacteria that her with the umbrella! >> just the umbrella. yeah, yeah. thrive on stress sweat. >> seth: what was the inspiration? because you've done many shows really needs more salt. get comfortable when uncomfortable. care changes everything. over the years. what was the inspiration for ♪♪ this one? >> this one -- well, so, i got some people just know they could save hundreds dumped a couple of times the last f years. >> seth: okay. on car insurance by checking allstate first. uh-huh. >> and i thought, how do i monetize this? >> seth: monetize it? like you know to check the game is actually over, [ light laughter ] >> yeah, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] - we won. - [cheering] you got it. if you're going to go through before you storm the court. that, you've got to make some bread. ♪♪ >> seth: yeah. >> and so i started writing the show. ♪okay, okay, okay♪ what i did is i started a notes -- in the notes [owww] application of my iphone, which yeah, checking first is smart. is, no one really does that at a it's overtime. stable mental place. so check allstate first and i started just writing for a quote that could save you hundreds. ♪♪ everything i was feeling. you're in good hands with allstate. and then it turned into this one

long note that ended up being 16,000 words. >> seth: yeah. >> which is terrifying. and that was the basis of the show. so, yeah. good luck. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you talk about -- you certainly make the observation that there's sort of a modern movement to, like, date oneself. >> yeah. >> seth: people, like, talk about, like, go on a date with just yourself. >> and so many -- i noticed on social media, instagram and tiktok, being like, "i'm just i'm going out by myself. take myself for ice cream." it's like, girl. you're at a drive through alone getting soft serve. you die alone -- you're born ♪ alone, you die alone. [ cheers and applause ] okay? the whole dating yourself thing. >> seth: welcome back, i feel like that's just existing everybody. in the world. our first guest tonight is a golden globe-nominated actress, >> seth: yeah. best-selling author, pop culture and only young people would say they're on a date with icon you know from her work on "baywatch" and so much more. themselves, and like you've seen she stars in "the last showgirl" older people out. which opens in theaters >> man, older people know how to nationwide on january 10th. be alone. please welcome to the show pamela anderson, everybody! i go to a lot of matinees because i am incredibly cool. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] ♪ and i got a lot of matinees.

i go to a lot of honestly, like, silver screenings, like for elderly people. ♪ they don't check if you buy the tickets online. >> seth: okay. >> hi, seth. >> so, you can get away with it. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] >> seth: welcome to the show. i'm thrilled to have you here. >> seth: so, silver screenings >> oh, thank you. are specifically for old people. >> seth: are you enjoying having your intros say >> for elderly people, like over "golden globe-nominated"? 60. are you liking that? >> seth: and you go for the >> oh, i love that. i love that. purposes of ripping off the >> seth: it's very nice. theater. >> 100%. >> yeah, it's nice. >> seth: great. >> seth: i was lucky enough to say hello to you and your son at [ light laughter ] the golden globes. >> it's like, you know those >> yeah, i totally forgot that people -- you know those old we were doing this. men -- i don't know if you have >> seth: i did, i talked to you them in new york. for a long time and then came you have them in london, who are back to new york and i'm like, wearing a full winter coat in the summer holding like a blue "oh, i'm going to see her in like one day." plastic bag that's like empty [ light laughter ] but has weight to it. >> exactly. like, i don't -- like there's >> seth: your son was your date. water in it or something. you both looked very sharp. >> oh, thank you. >> seth: and your son, brandon, was actually the one who brought i don't know. this script to your attention. these are my guys. these are my people. >> he did, yeah. and i love them because they're he did. well, the -- gia tried to find not really -- they're not concerned about how they're me through my agent, which is being seen. normally the way to go. >> seth: yeah, this is the >> seth: right. director, gia coppola. they've got a heavy empty bag. >> yes, direc -- gia. >> they've got a heavy empty bag. and he turned it down within a [ laughter ] newspaper, bag of water, you few minutes, i guess? know what i'm saying? >> seth: your agent turned it pamela anderson, my god! down? >> yeah. >> seth: you have a great joke my old agent. >> seth: okay. about your outfit in the yeah, that's good. [ laughter ] special. i hope it was a teachable >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. moment. well, first of all, i want to >> it wasn't -- no. address. everyone is hassling me because

he wasn't really a theatrical agent. i'm wearing a shirt that i anyway, so finally she reached didn't realize is a shirt from out to brandon, who produced my documentary. the university of minnesota. and she probably figured he [ light laughter ] i found it in a junk shop -- could reach me since i'm his mother. >> seth: okay. >> seth: yeah. >> i thought it was just cool. [ light laughter ] i had no affiliations with the >> and, um -- yeah, and then he university. god bless. sent it to me and i was in my garden making pickles and jam. [ light laughter ] but i do. >> seth: great. i joke, i dress like a missing >> writing a cookbook, thinking, you know, "from 'baywatch' to child from the 1980s as well as broadway." the mother searching for the that kind of has a nice ring to missing child. it. i played roxie in "chicago" on broadway. and i thought, "i can live with [ light laughter ] that." >> seth: right. >> seth: that's a really hard [ light laughter ] look to pull off. >> i can live with that. >> tonight i feel like i'm the and then this script, when i detective who's hell bent on read it, i just couldn't believe how fun it could be. finding the kid. i mean, it was such a great [ light laughter ] character for me. "i'm going to find this kid. and i could hear her voice in my all right? head. come hell or high water." and i thought, "okay, so [ cheers and applause ] broadway was just the warmup." >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: very nice. >> it's all around the missing >> seth: and did you tell the child. pickles and jam, "i'll be back"? >> seth: yeah. >> i'll be back. >> but it's so hard to figure oh, i've made pickles and jam since. out what to wear on a standup i'm not stopping that. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay, gotcha. special, though. >> pamela's pickles. >> seth: i agree with you. i just went through it. >> seth: pam -- has pickles and it is so stressful and the best jam -- and i do want to get to movie. thing about it, no one cares. has pickles and jam been a big part of your life, or did this >> no one cares! sort of come along later? >> seth:o one cares about what you dress like and nobody cares >> oh no, my aunt won all the about what your background is pickles and mustard awards, and yet -- actually, on vancouver island. >> i know. so she's -- i come from a long >> seth: that's all you think about -- line of picklers. >> it's everything i think >> seth: so you inherited -- is about. it a love of pickles? >> seth: because you're so -- >> yes. don't you think it's because you >> seth: okay. just don't want to think about >> yes. the jokes anymore? so you're -- and everyone tries to outdo each >> 100%. other. >> seth: is there a family yeah, you want to focus on

secret to it? everything else. i'm not asking you to give it i open the entire show with a away here. you're obviously -- fully choreographed dance to >> well, i put roses in my janet jackson. >> seth: yeah. pickles. >> i should have put more effort >> seth: do you really? >> i do. into the material. >> seth: i never would have even [ light laughter ] thought that was a -- >> seth: i did enjoy the dance a >> yeah i don't know if it's legal. great bit. >> seth: you don't knoif it yeah. works? >> no. >> i was in the studio hours >> seth: legal? organizing that and then like, did you say it's not legal? [ laughter ] ignoring the entire show. >> oh, no. it was horrible, but yeah. >> seth: that's the steroids of pickle competions? it was worth it. they're like, "she used roses." >> seth: it's a great look. >> it's not like cbd pickles or you have a fine piece of cinema anything like that, no. that is available to be seen >> seth: also, i heard you say right now. that you did not have a stylist. >> yeah. you looked beautiful at the >> seth: you were one of the voices in "moana 2." event. >> i am. >> oh, thank you. that's me! well, i had a lot of great [ cheers and applause ] friends who are designers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that's you! it's very -- yeah. let's see the side by side there. >> seth: but you -- have you >> that's good. ever used a stylist? that's good. >> here and there. >> seth: there. it's usually the times i don't is it pronounced lotto or like what i look like. low-to? >> i say lotto. >> seth: okay. >> i mean i just figure i'll go loto, yeah. so yeah it's -- i do a very fast back to the way -- i like to rap where i say my own name. style myself. and, yeah. >> seth: and did you -- how did >> seth: this is -- so, i have a this come about that you found question. your way into "moana 2"? is this you or is this a professional? >> so when i started on it, it this is back in the day. [ light laughter ] was a television show. >> yeah, i styled myself. it was a tv series. >> seth: this is you? and i was on instagram and >> i styled myself, i know, it's hard to imagine. someone sent me a link to the but no stylist would let me out of the house like that. trailer to "moana 2." >> seth: do you still have the hat? it's a really good hat. >> i don't have the hat. i was like, "they're making a i don't have the hat. >> seth: i wonder where it is. sequel to 'moana 2'?" >> yeah, well. i'm in the tv series. >> seth: i can't believe we i texted my agent and i was don't know. like, "this isn't us, is it?" >> i don't know. >> seth: it seems like you'd she's like, "i'll check."

would be able to find it. [ light laughter ] it turns out it was. >> no. i know. i found out from instagram that >> seth: "the last showgirl" it was being turned into a film. is -- this is a very -- it's a wonderful story. and yeah, that was the weirdest, you're wonderful in it. but this is about a showgirl -- most bizarre experience because i mean, the title has alot to do with it. i was recording for it for, but it's 30 years' run on a show like, years on end, went to abbey road, did all this stuff. that she finds out its closing. >> yes. and it kind of exploded into and i think it's a movie something way bigger. about -- it's a story about second chances, about reinvention. it's, like, the biggest film. it's crazy. there's a great mother/daughter story. >> seth: that's so -- do you and it's about all these women think they tried to trick you to kind of meeting the same pay you less? crossroads at different times in and were like -- their lives, different [ light laughter ] generations of women. you're doing a tv show, rose! and the sisterhood that it >> why do you think i started takes, like, the family you the onlyfans man? create in your workspace. [ light laughter ] and it's a very touching, come on. >> seth: have you seen "moana 2" sentimental story. in a theater? i really related to the >> yeah. character. i was away when it was coming there's many parallels, but also out. that was a jumping off point. so i went with my friends, the so, it was a really fun other week with my mates. character to create with gia. it was a full theater in london >> seth: obviously, a lot of and there's like, these naughty women in the show, it's also a teenagers in front of me. real sisterhood of a cast. and i actually shushed them. >> yes. >> seth: jamie lee curtis is one and i was so scared they were of your castmates in the film, and she's fantastic. going to figure out it was me in >> she's fantastic, and i was the movie. but they were really naughty. terrified to meet her. >> seth: so you met on this so, if you're watching this, project? stop being naughty. >> we did, yeah. that was crazy. we met on the project. let the kids watch the -- we met, actually, at a table >> seth: you should have shushed read and she had just gotten a them in character. spray tan. >> yeah, but the problem is i >> seth: okay. was with three other adult people.

>> and she was changing colors before my eyes. like, we're the weird ones. [ laughter ] like, four adults at a child's film. >> seth: i know but wouldn't it and the white frosty lipstick and the wig. be great if you could trick kids and i was like, "oh, my gosh, i into thinking every animated love these characters that she film they go to, the voices are creates." there? so she was just wonderful and i >> that's so true. >> seth: yeah. learned a lot from her. >> i mean, my niece has seen it. and she was there for four days. i have not heard back from her. i mean we shot this movie in 18 days. >> seth: how long ago did she see it? >> seth: oh, my god. >> a week ago! >> yeah. so, it was a real miracle. >> seth: what? [ applause ] >> she hasn't been in touch at >> seth: it looks beautiful. all! [ light laughter ] i know she's 4 but -- >> thank you. >> seth: and how did you -- did >> seth: 4, okay. >> she's 4. but i have heard no word. you enjoy -- i mean, the showgirl clothes you wear, i mean, they're incredible >> seth: i'm sure she was told costumes. in advance that her aunt was loto. >> i'm relying on her because >> yeah. >> seth: were they really uncomfortable? i'm not going to have children because they look as though they myself. >> seth: okay. might be. >> she's gonna be my -- she's my >> well, they make it look easier than it is. health care when i'm older. i mean, they're bob mackie that's why -- that's why i'm costumes, that hadn't left the doing this. theater in 30 years. >> seth: yeah. >> seth: really? >> to also save money for an >> name tags were still in some a.i. robot to wipe my ass, of them. so, you just felt like all these women were with you. right? there was magic in the costumes. [ light laughter ] i'm investing in many different but, yeah, they kind of poke you areas. here and there, but i mean, you >> seth: that's very smart. you're planning ahead a great get to be a showgirl. deal. >> seth: yeah. >> which has, like, been on my >> i really am. list. but it was great. >> seth: you did do -- you were it's a great movie. a magician's assistant in >> seth: congratulations. >> thank you. las vegas. >> seth: also, the last time you >> i was. were here, we were talking about >> seth: with hans klok. your wonderful show "star dust." am i saying that right? >> "star dust?" >> hans klok. >> seth: what's the name? >> "star trek." >> seth: hans klok. >> seth: "star trek." >> yes, hans klok. >> no, "starstruck." i don't think that was actually -- yeah, no, that's [ laughter ] >> seth: "starstruck." him. oh my god. i don't have my glasses on. [ light laughter ] when you said "star trek" i'm

i know i was there. like, "i can't be that wrong." [ laughter ] >> i was in "star trek." >> seth: you were in "star trek"? i remember i did a three-month >> i was. run at planet hollywood and i it was a lot of make-up. shouldn't have accepted the next >> seth: "starstruck" excuse me. three months. 'cause that's, you know -- >> "starstruck," "starstruck." >> seth: you were in >> seth: did you -- or did you "starstruck." just get out after three? there's a third season of >> no i did, i did six months "starstruck." >> there's a third season. and it was three months too so last time i saw you we were long. promoting the second series and >> seth: okay gotcha. [ light laughter ] so, for three months it felt the third series came out during like magic -- the strike. >> it was great. >> seth: and three months it was so obviously we weren't work. promoting it. >> it was trouble. [ light laughter ] but there's a whole third series >> seth: can i ask a question? and i don't know if anyone i'm not asking you to give away knows? any magician secrets. >> seth: yeah. but how much did you learn about >> so i'm really just starting a the secrets over the course of grassroots campaign. i'm just going around new york being like, "there's another the six months? series. >> well, hans would tell me, [ light laugughter ] "you're either on one side of please watch it. magic or the other." i directed it with my mate and >> seth: really? >> so i really wanted to be on it's pretty good." his side. so i'm handing out leaflets and >> seth: gotcha. >> yeah. >> seth: so you did, you learned stuff. yeah. some secrets and never divulged >> seth: also we were talking backstage, a show that i am them. >> i couldn't even tell you what surprised that i do feel like he was doing. he's just so incredible. has, despite not being on you really don't know even when television here -- "taskmaster." you're in the illusion. >> yeah. >> seth: have you enjoyed doing that? >> seth: really? >> i love it. >> no. i've done the junior version just recently. it's really very secretive and, so "taskmaster" i was on the adult version a while back. you know, it's magic. i've done it with kids now. it's real magic. so i'm the taskmaster. so if you know "taskmaster," i am the greg. and kids -- great. slightly annoying sometimes. but yeah, you've got to check it

out. it's a wonderful show. children really are the future. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you know what, i can't imagine us finishing on anything more resonant that that. >> i know. let's take another photo. >> seth: congrats on everything. it's really lovely to see you again, rose. yeah, there we go. [ cheers and applause ] rose matafeo everybody. "on and on and on" is streaming now on max. "starstruck" as well. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ car engine revving ]

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