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cannot waifor that. hey guys, time to take a look at t storiesaking headlines todaand weigh the good with the bad. it's time for prosnd cons. here we go. pros and cons and pros and cons and os >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look the pros and cons of facebook's new emojis. yeah, they just added a bunch of new emojis so you can react to ptsn other ways instead of just clicking like. yeah, so let's take a look at the pros and cons of facook's new emojis. here we go. pro, facebook's new reactions include love, ha, wow, sad and angr cons, there's still no emoji foour babys ugly. [ lalahter andpplause maybin the next update -- >> steve: maybe. - >> jimmy: mae in the next update they'll do that. pro, we can now communicate by stinsimple drawingon other people's walls. con, so basically we've`gone back to being caven. [ laughter ] >>teve: there you go.

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