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like, "i want that guy to be in the movie." >> jimmy: you have a great chemistry. >> thank you. well, you know, i have a type. as you know, my type is -- travel-sized. [ laught ] i don't know why. no one knows why. no one happened to hardwire your brain. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i like little des. >>my: t n, oh,an, you just -- i believed everything, and halfway through watching the movie and this is a a compliment -- i didn't even seyou ymor i saw thisoman, i w ki-- >> oh, that's awesome. >> jimmy: ki uh barker? what --? >> jimmy: kim baker in the movie. kim baer is the author >> jimmy: ah, yeahi alize but i just loved it. >> tnk you. >>immy: you change? because i think doing a moe ke that, i love watching it, but acting in it seems like a a lot of work. [ laughter ] >> oh, we do it all day every day. no, i mean, i don't know, just go and we try to play stuff honestly and see -- and we shot the whole moviin w mexico, which wapretty cool. >> jimmy: oh, that where it >> they shot "lone svivor" -- and new mexico looks like afghistan, weirdly. [ laughter ] but with like rely good

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msnbs live political covovage supereruesdayay s bebn n`n`ll night herereo tell u u uout t , ease welelme the very smt, pthveryryngaging rachel maddow! >> jimmymy 8>immy: thank you. ome back. know we love you here. >> you canan fall asleep en you are jumping ouou. mecal fact. >> jimmedical fact, yeah. >h. jimimi)u've beeup all night. thank u for being here. >> kinof, ye >immy: were yououn tv at ke 1 1 1 2:000 >> le 2:00 in the mornin is >> jmy: : ank you so mucfor r doine eh. >> oh, i'm hapap to.ths like polits chsts. verciti. ere'no,r,rson n sleep.. [ laughter ] ] >> j jmyit's'seresng. re there any surprises last t night t t uper tuesd? yeah. >> -- we, you ow, there wa a long w wle ding the

looked like the person who might win the republblan prprary in@vmont was gng to be j/jn kach. and was likekeok, that's a a surprise. >> jimmy: no one saw that comimi. likikgogog to see a a a baskballllame and all ese super tall guys en dannnndevito r rs on the court and d can dunun lauguger ] oa.. i didn't seeeehat coming.. turns out t ,ost. he didn't d u winning. >> j: yeahah light laughtere] >> for minininin felt like thatatasoioi to be a a surpri >> jimmy: yeah. e i -- t2vmp and hilqy. butpthere's s mors that ben carsononay be dropping o, , but he hn't said it. >> hs kind of sort of f op out oe ce. j: mighthtt t ptalaing g isisleep. [ lauger [ mumbling ] i'm here. i'm herewhat is >>e id thnically he esn't see a pa forward, but he's n n suspending ye >> jimimbut he's not goingngo bebet the other tes. and he n'n'be at t e other dedetete i n't know, u know, ben n n on has turned outotoe haha t tfollow

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the big adntade th h's gogo h hs likewd surfingn a a sea of money.. he has so much money, you uldn't recognize a sosialist in crowd. [ lalahter ] he raised morereoney theheay bebere yesterday than o edo& nuary. [ chchrsrs applause ] ke ht uch money. ananot baire gi meyo pepac thene cat col thatoney gs dsn't he a pepac. 's pplgivivivi hon that hcan spend in any way thth he wants. theye giving it to him in sml amounts so he can goack to them and ask for more. he has more money than anydy the race demomoatic or rereblican. >> jimmy: wo >> nobody knows w that works whwh thas the socialist. [ laughter so he's -- there's no reason to exct hi thk, tt. 's jt question of w ary torun whetrt tning moinorst. >> jimmy: and th last queseson, when do we kind of nd out who it isoing to be?? what do o u u ve left?t? you have f f, is that the deciding thing? >> florida a ohio o e both going to go on march 15th. so that's less thahatwo weekek awaw now. and the will be pretty

if trump ws florida a d ohio, i even don't think tcan trtr to it yme. jmy: ye. >> i i at at pe'li ened itititand rere and taki iawayld b eny thhqt they're planning. bubuwe'll have some stuf happen between then. there's soso races this weekend, lisiana ivoting wthill b tt' wdikekee an, - as teplicaatr sernrn ie and w 's'sndordo t donana tmphpoesnnow at to make o. th w. x x ughterer thrhrhn-ninate exrience this weekend. >> jimmy: klan-didate perice. yeah >ladidatetexper then micicgan n o otuesday.y. 's tbenterestingng use e erybody is waiaing for republicananovovnor r michigan to resisisiwhich h ulul happppppny m mututbebeben now and thth r re onononsdayay and nonodydydywswsow tdealalwiwi that. jimim: sure, yeah. >hat's s erererlint, , , ch, , , p psoninghingng immymydisasaereryeyeye yeah, itit excxc [ light t t hththt >> jimimimgrt t t thank you fofofohoolololus as s ys. a aololely. jimmyi lololosking all l l ththe e esons.s. ime. >> jimmymymyu u such h h t workrkrk we lovovovu.wewee bibifansnsf f f s. thank y y... j jmymythananyou u much.rarael maddow,w,veryryry. chchrs a applause ]

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