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seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, erybody. i'm seth meyers. is is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ eers and applause ] good to ar let's get to the news. donald trump and hillary clinton dominated their respective super tuesday primary races yesterday, and ch won seven statete so it's pretty much down to the two of them, whicheans america is about to make histo or end history. [ ughter ] llowing his sen ate win yesterday's super tuesday primareltions,d trump said during his victory speech that he is a unifier. then he turned to chris christie ansaid, "right iot?" [ laughter ] this might be e raest thg i saw last night your usual trump speech, but lo at chris christie'sace. >> they're going to put 20 or $25 millioto it over the next two weeksrom what just came over the wires. >> seth: what is going on there? he looks like a timeraveler

until he figures outhat year it i [ lauger at's the face i make when i ivthrough new jersey with the windows down. llowing his endorsement of donald trump, chris christie's apprpral numbers in his ho state of newersey haveit their lo point. but hitting their highest point, his pas. [ laughter ] former sec foerrery of state, madeleinbright said today that the republicans are acting likehildren the sool yard. said barson, "i can't move until someone tags me." [ laught ]e supr the supreme courhad a power outage during one ts cases yesterday. and justices reportedly continued to ask questions in the dark. questions like, "whose hd is that?" and "well, then who's hand is that?" microsoft president brad smith has ed a stement

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