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stopopng by. >tevewhoa! [ chee a applause ] >> j: and i'm stonored i'i'over toon that this man being is here she's a legege she isispretty and s scool and e best. i just met h backstagei'm still kind of f aking. loretta lynn is here, yoyoguys. ste: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >immy: she's got a nene record o o. fantasaqc. band of gold," "in pines." therers a song with h llie nelson on here. i was just listengo lorea earlier. ne's on the way you u owowhat on >teve: nono here in tekek &[ mumbling lyrics o o is a thinkiki ananother needs s huggin' one'o 4heheay jand thent endsdsshe es, "gosh, i h hit ainin ins s ain." [ laughter ] so g gd. she'e'the best. but first, i'm so excxted about this. a couple months ago we reaed

whw wrototd sang all the classic t.g.g.f. theme songs. "full hohoe." "step by step." [ eers and appppus amililmaersnsn he's the bt. anyway, we askededim if he d write an orinal th song foro"the e night show." and he saiaiyes because he the best. [ cheers and applause ] so, we s so, shot a t.g.i.f.tyle intro ofur oning credits to o o go along with it. h a lot of n makiki it.- so, here it is. please enjoy. 6 when the nit has fallen and the day is done soul is achi for thpecial someone world's gone c y 0caught up in concerns but a smile'awaiting you kw whererto turn et the light shine through tell everyone that younow let the lht

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>> jimmy: "fririds." >> steve: no. [ lahter ] >> jimmy: what was t t tv ththe & songththd with " " " ubu, sit, good d g"? >>teve: that was "family ." jimmy: thatatas "family titit! >teve: yeah. >> jimmy: "sit, , u, sit. good dog, good." and stephehehe cannell whehe he's typing and the papers go -- i miss all lhosesehings, -man. ywayay welcome back k "the tonight show." [ light laughter ] wh jususppened? yeah. i'm sorry. thisiss ju like hanging out. steveyeah, it's fun- >> jimmythis is what we do. you guys, , 's time for "tonight shohashtags.".& re we go. [ cheers a applaus] hashtags hashtags jim: yoy/guren twter, right? are you u twitter? [ chrs and applalae e it's fun. wewe usetter on our show every sine week, so if yoyoyatch our show and youant to play along we do thishing every wednesday where i send out a shtag, and we ask you guys to tweet t thtnwn bed on that topic. so sin astrona scottttelly and his brother r rk a beiei stied by nasa to determine the effects of space on the e body, went otwititr and

lighlaughter ] and i asaed you guyso twee t mething funny, w wrd or embarrasng about your sibling. tweeted out that my st used to wear a bike helmet when she went on the swing in our back yd. [ laughter ] thenhe tweeted dy brother uld wear a f ftball heet to go -- and she's righ ititasn't t bike helelt. it was aootbalallmet. becae wead a tree swing and my grandfather was really nervous that we'd hit our heads on the cwingng >> steve: so he mama you weaea football helmets. >> jimmy: so we both wore football helmets. [ laughter it wasaso wewed.& pbubualsoe had a ain n nk nce, so every kid whrode ththr bike buy w jususlook s anbe likthososirdos,s,an [ lighghlalaht ] anloners too. at's wrong with those kids? [ laughter ] well, we gothousds of tweets. within 30 minutes it was a trendidi ticn the u.s. thank you fororhoke twes. [ cheers and appppusus] i haa weird chchdhood. i also had- - had a a basketba h op. my dad got%ma baetball hoop. and i gugus my mom andy dad.d. actual, itasta. laught ] >> ste: neither yo mom nor --

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discovered --- >> jimmy: untithey discoved thfit deckck [ light laughter ] this one is from @missgrerelt.shshys, "my s ster madadasecrds with o we couesch i i cacanenef f as e replacedy anlili." [ laughter ] [ appl >> s: : hahaweor smart? >> jmy: at mes sse itit smait n wei, it'smartrt yeyoyore rht >>teeebl >> j jmy: this one's from -- "bleep blortrt" is what an alien -- >> steve: that's what aliens say. jimmy: don't thini so. thth o is fromrondnd. e says"mher r d ea the bodiesate buies bunot hehes. he hid the heads under his bed." lalahter ] [ applause ] "on n all newatine." >> steve: under his bed -- [ light laughterer bunnheads. >> j jmymyyeah. some chocolate, some real. [ laughter ] tis onene from @bailiaige..

imshe's eald thisne's@bttkinson he sayay "re my y 's's y ce firstry id, dede diaia, i just s s s you from ththstore." [ laughter ] [ au ] 's honest, man. >> steve: : d bless her. $pthis o o's from @jimmyshadwick. says,my little her on dress u ukeideran, elmer's glue his hahas and trtrd to c cmbmbp the wbll [ laughter ] [ applauau ] u u stave away his secect identiti.>>teve: elr's gl. >> jim: : is is a go one. this o's fm ons om @mmhter. she saysysysbrother used to think mount more w carved waynd." [ lahter ] plause ste: weird. itooksksike l the presidents, , , jimmy: th is from @godperrshe says, "my brothetolde d pe arily because they're slowlyeingngngked to hell." lauger apause ]

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everfew years, i dodit. >> jmy: you change it up every timemeou're on the s sw. first of all, thank you for coming back tohe show. >> tnk you. >> jimmy: last time yowe he, u pepeormed -- cheeee andlause i kn y y'ra bubu guy, d d know you don he to do th stuff. pso i appreciate you coming on e show. last time you performed on thehe - rqueueouide. > jimmy: anjuststhuhuhuwn new w rk city. it was fantastic thank you for dog t`at.. [ eeeeeend applause ] >> thank you. >> jim-m: great song, too. "freedom." >> thank you. it's a l of fun comi on the ow. you guys always -- like it's so enenrtaiaing, this show. i mean, i was low-key jealous stow as yoguys were doing thth-- when they did theheheme songs. >> j jmy: theme songs? >> yeah. cause e i mean, likcacae blake ani joke around out that all the time. the '80s shows. when they come on. >> jmy: th're the best what was your r laughter ] yeah, ye. >>use g.g. >> jimmy: ye. [ uger ahe t@e takes. >> those arerere jimmy:ythe threta >> t tse are g gat.. >>immy: : a wasour favorite theme songs? you have any? bebeuse that was- e '80s have the best stuff.

>immy >> jimmymyoh, , instrumental ones. pi totally y rgrg -- m mhaelel yeah. [ laught >> jimmy: yeah. you know what was a od jam was "barney miller." ery bass pyer has s kw "barney miller."( >> yea >> jimmy >> jimmy: you' g to make that face. you'veot to make that ce when you -- yoyove got to make the john may facac a@. ke - [ laughter ] ] >> a stititiace. you know w wt t e funny thing is? the ahe80s re le at >> jimmy: ye. >> they we like that ow, it w a very differenthin like, you weren't worried about how you looked or how it came off. my: ah. 0>> you know, because like, e that was playing and'd bebeancingn n e floor you'd d hear someone "get up off the flfl boy." >> jimmy: yeah. >> why y in the way ofhe tv

[ lahter ] and i'd just b blike -- you could -- that was the thing. you made a bace. . the face helped to conveve you we feeling about t t song.pp>> jimmyyeah. and you didn'tare. >> and that ss line was ill. >> jijmy: rit?t? [ ght laughter ] they've alwa said,hat ssline wasasll. >> yea [ lilit t ughtht ] >> jim: ve said that for years. it was more likik"t"tt's solili all righgh all right, coco, - brother. cool." [ laughter ] >> jim: it was all those j js like that. i likekehat. bubuthth there was sorny ones, they werso corny but i loved them, like "different strokes." >> oh, yeah. owowhe world don't move >> yeah. to the be off just one drum >>eah. >> jimmy: i n'd'd'ow whatatate was i on? [ light laughter ] obin thie'd e .(>>d heea >>n thkeroha - j: thicke wrote at? >eses >> jimmy: didn't hwrit "fts of life?" >>ifferent strokes. >> queloveand his mo >> jmywhiconon >> queuelolo: glorororing, that's'sis mother. >> jimmy: ohis that ght? >> quelove: yeyeahyeyeye >>he h p-popllll ararndus aacestlovov >immy: : kidia. ah..

>>ight now, i'm to go o on record that sayayquestlove eds s s n music app thth talks to yououike siri with his voice.>> jmy: yeah[ eers and appe >>ueststve: : t's s i >> jmy: no, no.. >> qstlove: i'm going to t it. >> jimmy: no, no, no you can't it. no, no. we nd to have e m here. need to have him hehe. he'll make too much money doing thth. [ light lauguger ] % yeah, yeah. dod't give him any more edeas. >> becse, did d u see our set up? like, ok the gloryike it was me, my voice. [ light lalahter ] im: :@:@, you strutted @awayay&& >> jmymy lood like you were walking away y om an explososn in a aaction movie is stikat.ugerowha i it's alls s 0s and '70s si man.it ps in rut in your step.>> jimiyyeah. ititesesououou we, deve g to say e i i tch "t voice yoknowoot f/f/^ou. you' just so ne e everodod ev if it'sot somne on ur team.m. you're just nice to everyone. you give good advice. i mean, somotimeme it't'not harsh, b is like jt likeke oddvice where you're lilm "hey, u cacawork on this." but 's honont. hd dt helps peoeoe. and i just -i love y for that.

[ a plause ] ] >> jimmy: everyone that comes s up, i don't know why they y wouldn'n chohoe you ififou turned y ychair around. i'd go oh, pharrell. coco. ppah. you knonoat it i ? it bececse like,ouw, en i firsttarteded, like it was kind like the thing to do is to be l le "m m me, i'the coolesesthing, i'm this, i'm at then like, you gcknd yolook at some of the e ote d you rereize w much of aa dork you look lime. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] pso i f fl fuy aboulike just -- you know, giving . vice. like listen to me, i've been doing this a really ngngime, you'd beer dng, , m st telling you, a a'm super co. becai'not.(ghghughter r j jmy: : u are prettyoo >>'m n/n/n/n d justher just hel people and stay t of t t w. >> jimmy: yeah anu are helping pe. [ applause`e also, what's this thinyou're doin raw for the oceans?s? y y. jimmy: thisiss this thihi yu teteed up with -- is is aa co -- list to o is. >biic yarn isomny have togethth, ti tyson,

and what bionic yarnrnoes is they te recycyed psticicrom pthe ocean and spin that intoto a a rnrnand then tt yaya you would put like -- it would b b wrapped with like cotton... right? so some of yuus are weinin irtshat have cotton and po\oester, right >> jimmy: : ah. >> no? okok, cool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our audience is shirtless tonight.t. i'm y.. yeah. shirtless thursday. >> we are all l tton. ttons so -- `olyester, what.but inutd gfing ne polylyr,y jujuyc thasc frhean 'staable it'sot the ultimate e ti but itit sinlenenene: papaion. rht.@ dp we teamed up p th g-star, ich h now a partne of g-star. thank you, g-stata [ applauau ] bubuwe teamememe with g-star and we did this collection called raw for the ocean. basically, the mmunication to everyrye is lili andhe msas like, you knkn -- wtf are you doing toy ean? >> jimmy: ye. >> they lili that wtf.f. >> jimmy: yeah, ahahyeah.

and the response has just been incrcrible. >> jimmy: good for you for dointhth too >> yeah. [ apapause ] >> jimmymyyoyodon't haze esthings. 's good you're doing them.>> n ting,g,an.. >> jimmy: : wantnto show evererne aliof "the voicic, so y get to sesehow cool phrellli even though he he's t cool here's a sneak peek ofext week's episode, dot watch, o "theoice." takeke look at this.s. i don't -- no spoilers >> i'vbfen makincords sisie i was like 18. pi didndnrow up ie publicicey t i worked witin whe he w your age. oh, shoot! -oh. uh-oh.. wait a minute. justininho?? justin who?? >>o, no,o,o.o. and d itnenetoo, by the way. >> britntn who? >> uh-oh. uh-oh. you kn, rkedith both of them before he evemet em on thmickey mousepepeb. [ [ and appuse ] >> oh, here we go! yes! she is an artist that's lived it sce she was 19.9.9. - veveeen making recordsce i wawa19. t i i s also producici artists that were 19. >> butived it.

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[ [ eers and alausus] >> jimmymywelclce back, erybody. our next guest is an ternational superstar. she's formrm ms world. shc'made over 50 filil, and she starin the p pulul drama "qo," which rerns th sunday at 10:00 p.m. on abc. look at hehehere on the cover. beauful, yeah. cheeee and applause ] th ime -- this is me on e back cererherere [ laughter ] s about to go to sep wh my handbag and then [ laughterer everyoyo, se welcome

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going too a cameo. yes, he is going to do a a cameo. >> jimmy: ohi love, i lo, , love.. >> 8e hahato do a came >> jimmyhe has too, right? >> i mean, t tre's no way we can have "baywatch" without him. >> jimmy: ah, yeah, yeah. and th you're ---- >> i mea we could but it's greqt that he's jimim: no, you ha t t it. yes. no oououave to do o . ananthen you have -- we e ve the roc >immm: dwdwne johnson, the ck. >> we have zac efron. >> jimmy: zac efron. ohohit's gonna be fun. >e have kelly robac alexandrararddario we have amang cast. john bass. it's great.& >> jimmy: you were sayayg that the e ople in india know our pshow.. >>es.& oh,hmy god. you air on cy central in india. and i want to give a big sut out to india. i ou.` [ eers andndlause ] >> jimmy: no, i miss you.. i miss you, india. we had somomhing wh happeped? >>ave you been -- jimmy: what? >> to india? >> jimim: no [ lalahterer but i an to. >> my point. >imim: yeah, i'd plan -- i' love to go to india. >> of course >> jimmyhow w i say hello and thank k u for everyoye -- ererne fororatchchg? >> namaste, india. >> j nmy: namaste? aste. you know namaste. >> jimmm: yeye, , t th's toooo eaea. it can't just be n naste, india. [ speaeang forei language ] >> jimmy: there you go

>> yes. jimmy: india. >> i iia. yay. [ cheers snd applpusus] jimmy: m so hpy no, what's strtr is that our show airall over the plala. >> i'v'vbeen -- oh my god, and they love you.u. >> jimmy: oh, no, . that's so nini. >> yes. , we don't.& and we lu. laughter ] >> jimmy: yeahjustst to me. i wawa to o ow about this, because a lot of people don't know stories about you. yoyore mims wowod. >> yes. >> jimmy: and miss indiaia right? wiwiout even ever ing g a a pageantn@n hohois this possible? do you just ---- go i'llry something then just stwinning you'rereike -- t actually kind of w w like th, becacae i wa---- was studyiyi in schoololhen i s -- i was i iamica. i i nt to my high school here.e. in f ft, i inew yo.. flushing, queensnsnsns` [ cheers and a alalae ] jim: : ushing, qu? shououout to queuns.i love it.cheers and ae1e1 2hout out to queens. >> jimmymymyah. >> i was in robert fkenny y high school ififnye knkns at.. and d it still exists. i don't knowow >> jimmymynow you're getting reallyeta. yeah. this is li to remember. i know. [ laughter ] ] pi just wananto prove that i actuallyas there. you know? people would be like, she's just s sininthings. >> jimmy: no o doubting, yeah. >> and tn i we to india. and my mom taught, because i

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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, [ rs and applause e >imim: my thankskto pharbrll williams, priyanka chopra, jesse fredererk, lorettataynnp cecegaib! [ cheers and appla] and the ots right here from philadphia, pennsylvania, la and gentlemen.