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[ [ eers and applause ]@ >> seth: w%lcome back, evererody. our nene guest is a talented - tor you kn from shows ke "chuck", "heros reborn", and "telenela." he is currently starringthe broadway revalalf "she ves me" at studio 545ln new york city. plplse wel ttht`sh, zachary le. cheers and applause e >eth: >> seth: thahanknkou for b here.. >> made it, man. seth: yououou. >> it's my first time. >>h: and for tho whohoho't know, this is a weday. you're dng your previe for a broaay show. >> yeah. >> seth: s sthis is s you'rereilming this between n ur matinee and your show tonight. >> that's exacacy ririt, yea >> seth: t tnk f f making -- >> thas how@much i love you, seth.. >> s sh: thank you. >> you'r'bwelcome.

>> seth: you sandwich us - tween -- and how much loveve guys. >> seth: yeaea t tre y y yo. [ [ eere and applae ] >> yeah! playayo the auenen alwa alay y y a aience. >> seth: can you, on a wedsday t@t time bebeeen the twshows, shut tlwn e eugugh to tually be g/g/gt and be ((al? i feel like i i uld go c2czy. no. knknhonestlyafteteyou -- afteteteu a show, iean it's only my second broadway y ow, but i i t to the of the , , m so jazzed. you know, you'u' gotot thousand people there, if it's a od use, ty're enjoyink it. and it just gives you a lot of enengy, you know. it's a verersymbiotic c ing. you'u' feeding them perfororore, thth're a lot of love.e. so i can't. can't ev te a nap halfway thugh the y.y. . >> seth: so t enou -- > have to come and d alk shows. [ light lauger ] seth: ts isiserfect. thth is a way y , like, brinininppyoself back down. >> exactly actly. >> s sh: try to lili c cm you do here. this supis chill per chill.l.h: and t tyou movevebaba nework for r is show.@ how w ng have you been away?>> w wl tsee, i lived he a cocole yrsgoeheh did "first date.e. @and s plplnin stayin foa lolonger but, u know, life took a little b b of left turn, ananthen this opportunitit came up, and it was so good. i an this caca laura benan ne krakowski -- >> s sh: oh, fantast. [ eers ] >avin c cel, michael mcgrath,h, i i an, , talented. ott ellis s o's directing it. ctct theheast revival. he's like six time tony --

i meme, it's a really credible oup. >> seth: w wn yohave tme back a move back to the city whilyou' also tting ady for play, , stressfsl? whwhe'you ndnd- u u nd a plple stay and evethinin >t took ma secoco. >> seth: yea >>t toto me a little fit of titi. i was lookininon- like strt sy a abnb ananall that stuff. and i -- ultimately i left 0 califofoia wita couple bags, iwent on vacati witsome frs for new yeae's eveve and d landed in new w rk, stted rehearls, but i was crhing on my frid'uc r abt a ek.whwa gatr condiv to- seto. yeah ] to shing upt and, beg like"this is great gugu."" my neck's all like this -- p>>et at the end of ery night,ou're like, , 'm a starar [ laught and this -- oiously t ts is a musical. have y a beautulging voice. oh, thank you. p>> setht but i wanna ask abouo th, because e u sang t t nationon a ahem atat nasca race, cot? iid, yeahah ththnascarhampmpmpmpp.p. >> setet h you ever do that t before? >> did it one time befor @that. sang the national anthem at me five of d dgers-mets, actuallyn l.a. >> seth: oh, fantastic.. >> and i'm big dodger n. althtpgh the mets had an

>> seth: game five. who n game f fe?e?did thmets win game five? >> o >> seth: no, that's ananmportant thing.g. eah they d d. ey did, seth >eth: 'cause en you canan do it ain. >> inow! >eth: zeaea was -- it was a my fault, sn't it? >> seth: you're a jinx. >> i totally jinxed d em. >> seth: i thr out a first pitch cet fenway. ananwas concerned the rest of thme, like, hoey would do, 'cse i feld personally respsible. >> did they win? >> seth: yeah, of f ursesehey n, i'm good at whahai i . [ [ ughter ] i i ok iseriouy. you juststort of dashed it offff and thenr team lost.>> oh, that's -- p>> seth: i'm just t dding ---- p >now. poh yea 'cause i thinyou're being very serirus r rht now. >> seth: yeah theryou u . who won the car racece [ lit ughter ] are you allowed d call it -- >> well that's -- th's the nice thing.. at least aso > seth: y yh, that's ue. p>> so,o,ounow i mean? lili -- >>et so o ----ow was it t t nging gt a nasasr ce? >> it's s pepepgtimimiting. i i an is a relyararcrcr you kn nascar fans -- >eth:h:cae it's s/a gg. it mususfe so muchigger anan baseball sta. it's prettyassive. bubuit'susyou yououou facingke, , e f s.s. >>eth:hmm. oue not siing, like,e,n the other side of the trk. >> seth: you didn'get a lazyzy susan type thihi? [ l ughter ]

around. say can youee [ light laughterer no, we didn't do that. chould do that. s%sh:h:ou shohod ha donon that, yeahah wshould do at next time. h: andhen -- but i hearars this true,e,e,t you had d ururg rain at t ur nasr` rara? it t s like a monso, , , as crazy. you know hoda? hoho and kathle lee. seth: yes >> h h hwas there. she s like the person, the -- >> seth: theheechac? leadadechaninini lit lalahtht ] >> yeah, s was -- , wh >> seth: grandndarshall? >> grand marshall! thank k u very much. >> seth: okay. >> saved me. yeah, so she was the grand rshall. we were doing our rehearsals and warm-ups, anththll the susuen juslikekethehskies && op up, it starard d using us. and erers a lot of fs a&a& stuff wn o othe track. they dfore theheace. so they y s srted pumping all this music, 'cause that's s s toake everybody ppy. and um -- - - we're all drenched, thers where go. and i ok over at ha, i'm'm like, "let's so thth girl." we just i startevingng dance pa like, in the ddle of th monsoon. but t u know, you tt somemes. seth: absolutely. iee nascararandi can'gegeitigway, i i wao see a dance partrtrt [ [ ughter yt to ace

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