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your chance to see exclusive clips from all the new shows coming to cbs this fall. and now, star of the new comedy kevin can wait, here's your host, kevin james. hey, it's me, kevin james. nature, can of beans, a roasted marshmallow. don't need much more than that. it's all about simplicity. (yells): skylar! where's my banjo? i asked you, like, 20 minutes ago. ) all right, do me a favor. give those beans a twirl on the way out, would ya? get out of here. cbs has asked me to host their new fall preview, which is why i'm out here, clearing my head for my new show, kevin can wait, on cbs mondays. i like to go camping in the woods by myself. gives a man time to think. and right now, i'm thinking about joel mchale, which would be weird if he didn't have a new show on cbs this fall. let's take a look. (strums chord) mark.
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so that's a play on "the great outdoors," but it's indoors. do you see what's happening there, guys? my name is matthew perry, and i'm playing jack gordon. you wish you were that guy! here. there's a shelter up the street. christopher mintz-plasse: joel mchale plays jack, who does a lot of research for this, uh, magazine, but the magazine is going under. it's gonna become an online web site. and he has to come work at a company with three kids who know and he knows nothing about the internet world. good news. we just had our most retweeted online poll: best outdoor gear for the zombie apocalypse. yeah! nailed it! can you guess the number one zombie-killing tool? uh, remembering zombies don't exist? he's a very outdoorsy guy coming in to an unnatural setting for him. he doesn't even recognize the workplace, and right out of the gate, they don't recognize him. what's his digital media footprint? he has no twitter, no facebook.
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stephen fry: that generation's grown up knowing nothing other than the internet and social media. it's time they've had a little bit of a slapping, isn't it? those young kids, they... they're smart, yes, but they don't know what to write about. yeah, i've seen the web site. best three ways to drink your own urine? there is no best way. both: you just drink it! shaun brown: it's a really cool blending of the generations and kind of having that conversation happen on both sides. you guys don't know what it's like to look at a creature all: yeah, we do. we will give the useless millennial point of view a little credence. (laughs) shh. hey! go back to your phones. they're smarter than you think they are. they hustle and know how to make money. which is why i can charge $12 for ironic spam sandwiches. i think it's really relatable because it's about the workplace, and how everybody has to figure out how to work together with new technology and ideas.
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oh. that's good, jack. this is totally your thing. what do you think? oh, well, obviously bear spray. no, there is no bear spray! jack, just name one thing to do if a bear attacks. die. you die. everyone in the cast is really, really hysterical. hey, chrissy. this is another. hey, hey, how you doing? great. yeah. (whispers): i don't like her very much. i love her. mchale: i pray to god that it gets some ratings 'cause i got my eye on, uh, a couple of helicopters. hey, we have a special guest here: erinn hayes, who plays my wife on our new show, kevin can wait. and i know what you're thinking. how did she end up with such a hot guy like me, right? (laughs) oh, i don't think anyone's thinking that. some people are thinking it. no, literally no one is thinking that. here's a clip from kevin can wait, on cbs mondays.
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hey, there you are. since it's your retirement party tonight, if the leaves in the front yard got raked up today, that'd be great. oh, that'd be unbelievable. i mean, you're home now. you have nothing but free time. that's the misconception about retired people. some of us are very active. like me. i got the guys coming over at 11:00 for a little day drinking. then we're all gonna learn how to use crossbows. dad, i probably shouldn't go to school today. i... i think i got a concussion from football. jack, you play madden football. man: had a little cake made up for you. aw. this is your husband's first homicide scene. ooh! well, his little head fell off... no, no, no, no, no. that's where it ended up. man: yeah. kevin: now thursday, we got our go-cart race, and on friday, we got shooting paintballs. i say we combine 'em. we call it, like, "paint kart," or, uh, "go balls." yeah, i'm not down with go balls. woman: i'm home! there's my baby girl. look at this! ooh.
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us. actually, there's only four. all right, fine. you guys can split one. you didn't tell him, did you? about your boyfriend? no, you told me not to. hey, guys, quick update-- uh, i'm already two burgers in, and there's really no sign of me slowing down, so i think we're gonna have to rethink the burger fractions. we don't have time to eat anyway. oh, thank god, 'cause i ate all of 'em. we got charged 90 bucks for four tubs of muscle milk protein powder. oh, that was me. i was watching rocky iii, and i got all fired up. i'll return it. i got you a little retirement gift. it's a gyro bowl! oh, i know what it is, donna. it's the bowl that won't spill. how did you know i wanted it? every time the commercial came on, you kicked out your legs and you screamed. yeah. and it worked, because now i have one. let's test this baby out. we're going with ketchup. okay. all right. great. oh. there we go. ready? now give me a scenario where i might spill it. you're on a fishing boat, having a snack. oh. i like that. yeah. yeah. okay. oh, look-look at that. oh, look at that.
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no, it's choppier than that. oh. yeah. ooh. ooh. oh. and then a huge wave smashes into you! oh! oh. nothing! (laughs) nothing! now you give me a scenario. okay. now you are a prostitute. you... wow, i'm sorry. i don't even know where that came from. hey, i'm todd. oh. i'm chale. todd: i have a lot of cops in my family, so... much respect, sir. thanks, todd. so, are you boys pre-law with kendra? i am, um, but i also play baseball. h, chale got his degree in computer science. he's working on this amazing app. you may be coming to my retirement party next year. (chuckles) you know, i played some ball myself. i was a pitcher. no. what? yeah. i actually hit 90 once on the gun. oh, my god, that's some nice heat! it was one time... uh, hey, hey, hey, dad. i need to tell you something. relax. i know i've been tough on your boyfriends before, but i like this one. todd's a winner. it's not todd. it's chale. who's chale?
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we're in love. it'll be a year in october. we're engaged. engaged?! what?! chale and i have a plan. i'm dropping out of school to support chale until he makes it big. okay... honey, that's not a plan. that is literally every stripper's backstory. kendra: why can't you give chale a chance? you made a pretty bad first impression. he's sensitive. all right, if you promise to go to school down here, i just... i won't rent the garage. i thought you needed that for your retirement. we'll figure something out, all right? come on, i love you. oh, thank you, dad. i know you think your retirement is screwed up. no, i had two days. it was a good run. you do get to spend a lot more time with your kids, and at the end of the day, isn't that ultimately better? three! two! one! dad, my seat's wobbly.
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you're gonna be good. go! ? ? (screams) (laughs, groans) yeah, baby! (laughs) announcer: kevin can wait,
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here we go. oh, hey, we-we're back? wait, i thought we had a... a union five here. ing on? i had, like, two garlic knots. my pizza's just got here. can we...? you know what? forget it, i'm doing it anyway. all right, i'm just gonna do it like this. all right, here we go. uh... james: that's me, james bell. when i became a tech billionaire, it gave me a chance to change the world. so, i built the most revolutionary medical center
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let, i can give you full access to the hospital. dr. wallace. welcome to the revolution. this is the wall. it's mission control for every patient. studies show that patients sleep better, they have better recoveries, if they feel more control over their environment. mr. and mrs. baier, welcome to bunker hill. you've given us hope. zoe: because of your pregnancy, you chose not to have chemotherapy. at the rate your cancer is growing, we don't have weeks to act. we have days. i didn't build this hospital to deliver will find a way to save both you and your baby. walter: i appreciate what you're trying to do, but i have to be honest, medicine is ultimately a human endeavor. let me show you why you're dead wrong. this is the e-hub. malik, let's show him. it's an adhesive computer. monitors everything about you. how long did it take you to get this program up and running? eight months ago? no red tape. yeah. james: we're pairing the most brilliant minds in medicine with the most brilliant minds in technology. we're gonna get stuff done. this is the revolution, dr. wallace.
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james: it's a neurological disease; it's like als on steroids. 200 cases worldwide. i want this patient. there's only been one case of gss in the bay area in the last 50 years. she had a child she gave up for adoption, august 28, 1985. your birthday. if i'm gonna even think about uprooting my life, i need to know why we're all here. are we here to save the world? or are we all here to save james bell? how is she doing today? think it's time to talk to her parents about taking her off life support. we know you won't give up on her, james. new scan of margo's heart. there's only one way to remove the tumor and a million ways it could go wrong. what if i could give you a million chances to get it right? and we can print as many as you need. everybody, just gather around. i got something to say. our coma patient, we've been trying to get her to come out to us. i've decided we're gonna go to her.
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angie: but it says here that this kind of technology won't be available to the masses for another decade. (chuckles): do i look like the masses? they needed funding. we now own this. ? and i won't give up... ? you ready? yes. james: i want you to focus your thoughts on the images that come up on the wall. man: she loves animals. we were planning to go on a safari together. oh, my god. the reds and yellows in her cerebral cortex, it all indicates brain activity. oh-oh... ? chrissy? it's dad. hi... daddy. ? ? james: i should tell you, i did have the genetic test done, and it came back positive for gss. over the next five years, the man that everybody calls a genius won't be able to remember his own name.
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i built the hospital for all the wrong reasons, but does that really matter? i want to be part of this. james? your new transfer arrived. gss patient. mr. keating. welcome to bunker hill. ? i won't give up the fight ? ? and you won't give up the fight. ? (whistle blows, crowd cheering) after careful review of the play, we... okay, i got to be honest, we weren't reviewing the play. we were watching clips from matt leblanc's new show, man with a plan. (crowd cheering) you know what? gonna go ahead and give a 15-yard penalty anyway for wearing pants a little too high. first down! (whistle blows)
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histles) headphones off. everybody line up. from now on, you're gonna hang your backpacks up. and close the door. any questions? leblanc: he's a fish out of water in his own home. he works hard. he's a contractor. his wife runs the household, and he goes out and he's the breadwinner. liza snyder: my character decides that she's gonna go back to work after 13 years of staying home with the kids. i'm going back to work. yay! (halfheartedly): yay. adam's all up for it and supports her in this decision, and he finds out what it's really like at home. (snorts) are you laughing at me? i love you. love you, too. oh, poor bastard. you didn't hang up. i can still hear ya. jackie filgo: we just really wanted to channel all of our experiences into a show.
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. ...delightful and happy to see us, and we kissed them good night. and we were like, "we have the best kids in the world." jackie: we took a year off. jeff: we took a year off. and what did we discover? our kids are not the little angels we thought they were. yeah. yes. (laughs) so, guys, how was school today? i'm hungry. i'm thirsty. mommy had snacks and ice-cold waters every day. uh, here, have a listerine strip. hello, kindergarten parents! i'd like to welcome you all to the kindergarten parent mingle. i'm a stay-at-home dad. four years now. it hasn't changed me at all. oh, you got a little something... hey. i get a huge kick out of the anti-pc side of parenting. stuff you wish you could say but you can't. daddy, i'm worried about kindergarten. honey... you should be worried. kids are mean. i get myself in trouble sometimes. didn't you sneak a flask into the school play?
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of people that aren't really fit to be parents, but... once you give birth, there's no changing that job, is there? what kind of animal puts gum on a chair and just leaves it?
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i think you can tell by looking at me that i'm pretty obsessed with eating healthy. o honey in my tea, i like to go fresh. real fresh. i go right to the source. straight to the bee hole. oh, yeah. that's how you do it. man, actually, it's a little harder than i thought. (laughs) where's macgyver when you need him? i'll tell you where he is. he's on cbs this fall. and... this is day one.
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the world. i'm making sure he doesn't stub his toe or anything. where's mr. wizard going? the very first scene of this is me hanging out of an airplane. ? ? the fun part about being on a show like this is the fact that everyone knows it. "macgyver" is a verb in the dictionary. it's like the american james bond. how do i look? and i get to macgyver stuff, so... as you can imagine, that's pretty fun. peter lenkov: one of the main ingredients of this reboot is-is the soul of the original show. what it meant to be macgyver, what it meant to live in the world of the phoenix foundation-- all of that is gonna exist, but we're gonna see it a little bit differently. what exactly do you do, mr. macgyver? you hack computers. i hack... everything else. james wan: what i admire most about macgyver is just that, you know,
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he's the action hero that we don't really see much these days. justin hires: macgyver. he brings the smarts, the ingenuity. always be prepared, right? hires: you have jack. he brings the really brute strength. you have thornton, the leader, the captain. it's time to get to work. hires: you have riley. she's the young hacker. whoa, whoa! what in the hell are you doing?! hires: and then you have me. i flip burgers on the show. lipped, you come to me. hey! just in time, roomie. i'm making waffles. (chuckles) bang, bang, bang! (gunshots) he hit our fuel line! so bust out the chewing gum! it's been nonstop action. we're doing some crazy scenes. (groans) i feel like in a way, it's gonna kind of inspire this generation to use their hands, get dirty. we're not playing around. this is a blockbuster. we have guys getting kicked out of trucks. we have hand-to-hand fights, we've got gunfire.
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helicopter to truck transfers. (yelling) come on now! and that's just the first episode. (engine revving) jump! my man saving the world in style! ? ? ? ? there's a new show called bull on cbs this fall. michael weatherly plays dr. bull, based on the early career of dr. phil. l... ? (microphone feedback squeals) (amplified thud) ? mic drop. ? reporter: brandon peters, son of tech billionaire pete peters, is being arraigned on murder charges. woman: he's accused of the murder of alyssa yang. her body washed ashore.
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our system says a man is innocent until proven guilty... (overlapping chatter) if the cops arrest you, you're guilty of something. (overlapping chatter) (chuckling) ? ? the client's here. tell me he didn't bring his lawyer. marissa: his five lawyers. i hate lawyers. can you help my son? absolutely. e jury starts with a preconceived idea of the truth. we don't guess at that. dr. bull profiles every juror, their behavioral patterns. it all gets plugged into a matrix that is scary in its predictive efficiency. dr. bull knows how they'll vote even before they do. bull: i don't want to see this army of lawyers again, just you and her. you can't control a trial like this. you can't. rule number one: the client is the enemy. your clothes, your hair, it's all a code.
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communication is nonverbal. you've been testifying since day one. bull: this case could come down to one juror. tell me about her. bess johnson, 43, divorced. a son, a.j. she has a bumper sticker that says "the system is rigged." (whispers): wow. that's cynical. how do you know it's her? how do you not know? you're a con man, but you haven't conned me. i love you, man. benny: you stole his rolex. you want us to bug his watch? i hate surprises. did you kill alyssa? you're supposed to be on my side. i may be the only one who is. miss yang, did you know your daughter was a drug dealer? i just don't like this lawyer. misogynistic jerk. i'm so hungover. marissa: we're losing. we need one juror who takes control of the jury. these people are all linked to bess. marissa: we still don't have her.
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just like brandon. when bess sees brandon, she sees her son a.j. brandon: my dad says i don't have to testify. (chuckles) now is not the time to bail on yourself just because daddy is. (sighs) i know, brandon. i've known for a long time. how did you know? i didn't even know. you can do this. (crying): they're not gonna believe me. don't give up on people. they're all we've got. bull: the women on this jury, they hate your boss. clyde's not doing the direct, you are. did you have sex with alyssa yang that night? no. lawyer: why not? (gavel bangs) judge: quiet please! juror: on the charge of murder in the second degree, we find the defendant not guilty. ? ? ? i'm dangerous... ? dr. bull. dr. bull. dr. bull. mr. bull. dr. bull. you lost this at my office.
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almost looks like a real rolex. the president gave me this watch. nixon?
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thanks for watching. don't miss my new cbs comedy kevin can wait, mondays this fall, and all the new and returning cbs favorites. r-really? we're go... we're going with the moon? come on... and i, and i-i brought a chair. i brought a chair on the moon, that's what... how am i breathing if i don't have a helmet, and i'm on the moon? (yells): skylar! let's go with a sunset. just tell 'em a sunset is better. all right? go. (clears throat) no, check that, make it a mountain. i want a mountain. a bigger mountain. make it bigger. and a s-snowy one. make it snowy. all right, forget that. just make it a river, a running river. i want a running river. all right, no. now i got to go to the bathroom. change that. i want a crowd. that looks weird. not a crowd. (kittens mewing) just slap a giant burrito up there.
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the cardinals are enjoying the win after taking on the box. we will have much more in just a few minutes. we want to brought you last night. a gilbert couple narrowly escaped death after a plane crashes into their home. >> reporter: a fireball in the sky caught on cameras by the hundreds. >> it was so scary and thought he was going to come in.

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