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sane. i mean t ts kes taylorwift versus kanyet like nothing. u feelike we've e come climated. hehe's m me fromomope rsus ump. e popepes being tolt donald trp is not a nice person. okay? nald tmp is a ryryrce person andnd'm'mery ---- am ve nice person.n and i'm a veryrgood d ristian. bmcaususe pope said meththg to the effect thataybe donald trump p p t chchststn. okay? and he's queueionini my faith. was very surpred to see it. but i a christian. i'm proud of i okay. for r religious leader to question a person'faith is sgracaful.l. >>my: : e po is & sgraraful! and thpopeod r%rponded o o his twitter ge. he sai thank you to mexico and to all mexicans may the rd and the blessed d rgininf guadalule accompmpy you alwaysysdonald trump is a loserer [ laughter@^ [ cheersrs applause ] >> j jmy: he should de abo
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a town hall event with trump, bush, sich in soutcarolina tonight anantown hall for th demomoats las vegas. laht ted cruz, marar bi andnd c cson got a a chance to maken impreson on thuth caroli vototot the primarthere is on saturday.. anderson cooper asd rsonal ququtions. marco rubio again -- he asked what kind of music he like he said he liked e ectronic dance music. edm. do we need to know this? are we electing a president w uber driver?r? laughter ] rubio sasa he's a big fan of '90s wt coast p-hop, which i thinprlyeans he ked the "fresh prince of bel air" theme song. [ hter ] llary clinn reve her favoritetetee o@ musics whwhwher type ofofusic you l duriri the towhallllbecarson toutedis experience surgeon. he saihehe had to ke more 2:00 a.m. phone calls than any elsen the e ce. he's falling asleep all th time. but by yhe w w, wheh can wop
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no, wait, that is the issue here. has ph.d.usvevet graraar scho with some kinof a a grgruate option somethi.i tell you, i l)ke t js ki he's'sotittle something we used to call spunknk since when can you be arrest for eteddingngbeoctor? drphil has been dointhis for 15 years. [ lauger ] cheers and applause ]>>my: : wks free. we hava good show. from "scandal" kerry washington & is here with us. [ chrs and a alause ] from "game of thrones" and "gogo ofofgypt," we have @ nikolaj cost-walu, and musicicic night fr jason derulo who is a very, opular -- i was listeneng totone of hisongs this aftnoon.. you know theheong "wiggle"? okay, s s a huge h h i realized as i was listening to it some of the words might be hard for aot of people to follll. tototonight son has agreed to he
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it time fofofoew licfor d people.f cheersrsrsrspplae ] jadede, me o o [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. od to see you. you ready to do this? >> aolutel >> jmy: i think it's going t t bu helelul and educational. you start ananen i'll explpln. >> all,right, beautiful. younow what to do with at big fat butt wggle wige >> jimmy: : at jason saying reres, you'ran expert at nipuputingngour impressively e sterior, so go ahehe and shakit aggreivelelel wige wile wiggle wiggle it just a ittle bittlehwhwg >immy: again, k kp shshing g it..
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paddy cakpaddddca with no hands 7ot me making wding pla >> jimmy: he's sing u're dog ch a good job wiwithhe butthakang h hs hiring a caterer, he's choosing a color scheme, hs rentingux because he's a aututo propose, right?>>erfect.. if i take picres while you do youdance i can makyou famous on instram jim: 'll l ke phos of you u d post them online for strangers njoy. h#x damt your booty like two pennnns jimmy: pret x straightforward. self-explanatory go ahahd ango ham sicic >> jimmy: ay, is is the part i don'n'untand.. whwh does go aad go ham sandch mea >> youw what ts s ans, )t means you' o t, n. jimmy: : know. at's why i'moing this. >> well, so therers a phrase
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you know, go crazy. >> jimmy: okok. >> and go ham sandwich istep further. sosot'like, gogoardethth a & [ p ]. >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and alause ] whohoi cacat t and it >> jimmy: so sandwich means [ [ eep ]? e's ing to ba oblem at lunch. all right. so sandwiches may geyo hard, , continue you can't t ststd - - >> ectct.. know w atdo with that big fat butt >> jmy: again,n,nu'r'rstill dodog goodith yoyr butt. igglglwiggle w wgle wi wiggle a ebitttt scg >immywiggle a whole bunch. t all makeses sense now.. jason derulo, everybody. we'll ke a areak, we'll be rit back, guillermo and i help
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"t"t homework helper wuys." >> senen and geoeoap, thematics and d ataty, physicsnd bio, if you want to get wise call th homewo helper guys. >> jmy: od aernoon, i am mr.@kimmel and this is m guillermo. were the homork helplp guyuy rere help y wit your howork every week at this ti. thanks for ting . i see we he student our video chat.hell w w wis youname? mme'sndn. live in winfieie, illino. >> jimmy: what c c we help you with today? whatatubjects are yoy having oublblblbl? >> i have someatatproblems for yoyo >> jmy: okay, od, , a4's where i really shine. let me go to the chalkboard. >> okay. - so a musician's haha was origigal three incncs long. >> >immymyalgh three esesong.
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okay, she ked d r hairiresser to cut five-xths of it off. >> jimmy: five-sixths. no, that's 5 multitiied by 6 5/6 6ould be a f f tio draw a a ae rit there. e yoyogook. ay. all gh keep going. >>kay. how many inches did she ha cut off? >immy: we got tfififi outut how much hair she cut off? >> yeah. jimhow does she look, w'the haircut look? >> she l lks like a -- a bit jmy: how many inches do you ink e cut off? >> well,l,hat's s e answsw. laughter ] >> guillermo: he's very smart. jimmy: i g%ess so. let's fi it out. we've got 3 over 1 1 okay.. times 5 over 6. ok? >> jimmy: so we want to multiply.
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so that's 15/6. sosoow we divide 6 into 15. d we he 2 2 6. whwhis 2 2/2. so the answer is 2 1/2 inches. >> the answer is 1/2. >> jimmy: 1/2 an inch? >> yeah.h. not 2 1/2. >> jimmy: if younew the swer, why are you calling us? laught ] if you nt tgegewiseseall the homework helper guys [ cheers andpplalae ] >immy: we d't have e me to wa all right.t. e more thingngore e h it iththsdsdsdight whichcheans 'simto b bep and bluth g tvomenf e we ethetheyeyeed ot, hiek in unss cens." >> i see georgegclininn over there, a man who has done more r r wo[ blblpl] coco t. i iooke bk obam [ bl].].
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[ cheers andpplause ] >> jim: hi there. tonight om "game of thnes"s" and thehnemovie "gods s e ypt olaj costewaldau. and then this s s is alb calledeverythingng4." jan dededederoroththe samsmsms stage. [ chee a a a alalae ] week is a aood weekek who's on nexweek? 18 paul, ell popompmp gordon ra kelly ripa, norman reedis, , s)c frfr yo gotti and d wolflfother. our "jimmyiml after the oscars" biest nighof t year. our biest nighof the year.
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privately fofoyears. yes. jimmy: how many t tes have you u u on the show? p i icluallalized yesterday that this is my nint appear. >immy: :o ninthppears. t> on mmmmkiel.. [ chchrsnd applause ] so what t was thininng was t is special. ten is a nice round number. >> jimmy: : is. >> i did some search about anniversarieie becausi knowou want to g g memeomethihi. >> jimmy: oh, okok. i thought th was headed otofr direction. no, n no. so the tradititial giffoa a teteyeae annsary, let's y, is anum. >> j: at s snds great. >> i havenough foil in my kptchen.n. but ththmode gift for@a ten-ar anniverry i i diamondn. jimmy: ohoh d ds. ally. >> so ? chehrs a applause ]
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audience because my dressingngroom is next to hik dressing room i have a fear r e's got a a p t ththwall t the what he's doing. >>myatathese scarar.>> y y, really. [ lahter ] [ cheeee a applause ] >> j jmy: is he her voriri? >> he's her favorite. shs just a huge -- we all are, my famimi, huge "gage of f throne fan. >> jimmy: shshdoesest have a problem wi the sex and vivience on the sh? n my mher is suld veveve elepepululintetetutututu but shwiit tou a s scsce likekeobododododsiss. she doesn'swt t ll.. and last week, actually, i wawahed ou"s"sndndepepode wiwi her.... i ahree-minutetcrazy sex scene. >> jimmy: yeah, you did. ley. and d s eaeang and fidget motli"gd ." okay. >> jimim: that'seird. s s sire:e: immy: thth's a w wrd experiencece tweetedi'm tching this
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best! >immy: your birthdawas a couple of weeks ago. >> it was. >> jimmy: : m sorrrrdidn get you anhingng that eier. y c c make it fort with thththnnnn braralet. >> jim: the diamonds. at did you do? doou have a big celebratatn? dodoouit? >> i had all tse grand plans ike i i going to get a bunch of friends togetheheand see the new cirque dsoleil show, get a bunch girirnd see j jlo i i vegas. never got tickehs. i di't arrange -- i juststas not on topf it. so at e lala minute i had e perfrft night. hususnd and iad d de nigh isneyland. we werererere toing in the birthday. >>immy: without your dauter? >> oh yeah. [ laughter ] ] >> ddney'y'grt r r ownups. the best.. >> jimmy: it's not d de night if u b ing the ds, yeah. >> no. >> jmy: you t in the car a went tdisneyland? yea >> jimmy- at's'she weird thihi abououlivivi in l.a. >> it' aight there. jimmy: one nigh i was driving arnd, like, we could go to disneyland rig now. >> did you? >> jim: no. [ laughter ] have a lot o oans.
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>> yeah, yeah, gat. >> jimmy: what your favorite rpde?? >> i likikwhat they've d de with the new spacunta. becaustheyeyeyrerere it a "sr wars" de. jimmy: right. >> so it's faster and there's images from the moe, is great.tn i veveower of terror i like the scary ridid.& >> j: ye, see, i don't d i'a vomi whicicis a problem. >> whoa. . yoare not inviteontr. >> jimmy: i'a t of fun. we're going to take a break. when we come back "scandal" was eaier tonigh we can't say a athing about it. becae ofofururtudio o dien
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>> jimmy: when you seeach other do you clump together in this way? >> and usually all wear the same fadedef jean color, , >> jimmy: at's nice and a good article too. >> don't be e alous. >> jimmyi would have liked to vend in the, wouldn thahahave been n ? >> it would havaeen. >> jimmy: it's sexist`it's'sll men on cover no guyst all. >>e me brerehe's guys on theer all the time. jimmy: i haven't se one. well, it'sery good to see you. congratulationonon everything.g. the show i-- iaw tonight's epise. is absolutely insasas in every gd way. it's called "scandal." if you haven't seen n youou should. pthursdayayights, 9:00, abc. we want you to watch kerry le ht oscararsundnd, febrry 28thth00 e etern, 4:00 cific. be right back with nikolaj ster-watda
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vies, to starng februruy 26th you can see him as the faln deity horus in "godsf egegt." plplse welcome kolacostst-watdau. [ cheers a applause ] >p jimim: how are u? i veveo ask, did you meet t kerry shington's mom? >> valerie, yes, valerie. >> jimim: valeriri oh. >> s's a aeautiful, wonderful lady. >> jmy: i would imagine she is, yeah. did shshask you if j know dead? >> she -- shdidi yeah. >> jimmy: she did, yeah. >> she did, everyo a athat. >> jimmy: : eryoyo does. how manyimes aay would y y you get asked that? >> iind of -- i nd of preet now. kindf ftart,henever mememeone, i say "jon n ow is de >> jimimthat's youopeneng line? >> setimes i'ma op and ththpoor pern gogo, "y"y"y it t
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