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liveve >> dic: fromomollywood it' "jimmy kikmel l ve!" ght andy samamrg. from "zootopia," nnifer goodwin. anmumuc fr thehetrumbellas. with cleto and the c ctones. rererve and now, gly be re's jimmy kimiml! [ chee and applae ] >> jimimm jimmy.th hostthehow. thk u fofo watching.
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i'm ine with y. >> jimmy: yoow, donon love but w w scky ton do your ro. hopefullyy w't to@ay anything. applause ] >>immy: heolol two women he ves them and tn the oth one he sent me afr taking her t e fantasy sue. now it's l@n a a jojo he love themm both. maybe he'll marry them m both.. maybe we'll have first baclor threesome on the show. wh a sw this s .eopl watch this a cry. morr#you maynonono is super tutuday. thth is when they have the primariesnd theaucuses in 13 fferentt@ stat and righghow the is no love st between the repubnn candidates f president.& >> fst o ol -- >> speaking about polls'm bingim awfulliadly in th polls. >> y're e t beatg hillary. >>ell l en if i can't -- hey, if i c can't beat her you'r really goinglleded
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u're gtingngdly. i know you're rrassed but keepinging, ininfor efe. jimmy: memeke rcrctic. is is inrest fhose who arereanso bh geoeoaphy anpoogoayy an adult videebsitele aap athohe most-s-srched pornograic t tms f a 5 states this is what pe in the cococoy are searchihi fo@r. and this i ia rere thing. well,llow me tbe the first to sasaelcome to l lbian coununy. [ lalaer ] ] @ eers and applause >> jimmy: w knew lesbians we so popular bahi a a l lbi s run for presiden she wou sweep. whatatlse do weave here? delaware is a littl eny nook.we'vot rhode island is milf country. and nebraska, arkakaasas tenneses vererntllearching
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[ chchch a appuse ] >> jimmyhi, everybody.y. an sambebg, music from the strumblas isn the way. th o o os were lastnight. ile therer we a lot of srs on theedar there was anolherrer big sta to thth de, guillermo.
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>> jimmy: yououeemed sloshed & whwh you came b bk to th, how are you feeling today? >> guillermo: not t t good jimmmm >> j they say you c make it into t f oscarss withoho fifit ststping t ttalk to gugulermo a that's not true, peoeoe didake@ itast h no proroem. bu manyidot and he o n gden jkeken e & cathecade ards >> g gll:s leo, i'm g talk us people and get drunk, let's go! sylvester, i love you! >yo, adrian! >> guilletmo: hey, le what about my hat? leo! leo,eoleo! h a hearobm, h doestt heame.
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what are you wringng >>jllermo: thth is fm target you we i i the "star wars" movie. >> i s. . >> guillermo: how doe chewbacca sml? hemells es es leaea o someg,very soft, verypleasasa. >> red cups for red cart and to sha academy wer -- teila. will you drink toucuc tonight? >> i hope so. >> gllermo: do you want to statt w? >> ah >>uiuiero u wa academy >> amy hter? immy: acacem water. >> g/g o thenen >> guilleraah is ady. >>s this@pdng t re spspss g i iopt. ch. chrs. >ui it'eally te it's sal wa >>ha? ila? >> guiermo: ah yeah. >>. whwh i iedmeiquid coage.
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>> cheererblat reay tea! >> gllermo: wawhat abo my hug? ank you, charaize. >> give me a a lite qu , it'she good d f o. uier:re gng t shoot it. >> i already drank it!!! you'reoo slow. >> guillermo: i'm sorry. >> oh md d that's gogd. >>uillermo: canan get a kiss? >> like thatat oh my god,d, yououe so cucu.. you're so #te. >> guillermo: thanknkyou, you're sobetiful.l. thank yo erer m mh. hey, loser! get out of h h geout of hos sorrrr no way,y,here's n n y, lose losera get t t of here! get ouof here,e,oser! whwh a l ler.
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"rsee.">> no, "ro." guimo: what issrr favote thing to f omservrve? my favorite t tng t torderr. fr room service is chicken ngers. >>uillerer: chicken fing are you thirsty?y? >> yo got something for me? >> guillermoyes. i hope you win straight from e boboomf myheart. >> i hohe you win. are you for sosothinin thing. >> you sho. here w wgo gd >>uill:ood luck >> love u! >> i lyoyo iis legal? >> guiermo: yes. chaim. oh!! wish i'dad breakft. >> guillermo: whoopi, howow are you? >> )'m , nkiss? >> guill: i y in " ew."you e gat acess. u. >>ow you doing? ere you work? >> guillermo: across street. reaeay, i didn't knowhat.
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>> yes, you >> gllermo: mark, i likeeou ha can i@ put it on i lolo youou it!congngtulation >> gracias. >> guillermo: this the third ar tt mexican d dector is minated. are you afraid ofexicans tata oe?.>> = sms toike imiosn'nonengood g aller w [ttho f goo? yes. >> gllllmoan ewd! >> [ bleep ] to t tt jacket, man. g g germo: , , , [ blblbletetetn.$*$*$*$*$*ngngng
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>> guillermo, guillermo, illelele g gllermomothth is a a the titi we e ve, bye! [ [ cheers a a applalae e e >> j js,ilillermrm grgrt job. have at shoho for youou toght.t.
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j jmymyououartitititi thee o oarafesesesties l ldh >> um -- i cananember.sese t tou annow w cacacaremembmbmbf i nt.. my: haha diddo becec a ctur did i igo? >>: you and keeganel kekee e rs a a applause ] >> jimim: i think that's yo >> yeye. >> j j j: cou be somebod el. whwh was goioi on?? >> now i member,,, nt. >> jimim you go, yeye you okay? >> well --(t's comingg backo w. ththth proy a aohy sou like i'm'm a a to die. >> j: hate d d y you s sta out? >> twoish. was fufu >> jimmy: that is late f f "saturday night t ve" you stay up all night ng. >> ii had to sot "brorolyn" ththththrning.
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>> here's thehetrh, i wasas feelg littltl undnd t weathe overr the wed. d i wawawawawakn, th "vanity fair" party which i i like t party.y. everybodes it's reallyy n. and`i was ing to bail onnit. and then i was like i just going to face timemey mom.m. do shi nice. skiphe party. and i i s face timing witit her andd she sapaid, oscars tonight, you goi out? oh, i'm probably going t skip it she's like, what? go out! sa ttnks, mom. went ou [ bl].]. >> jimmy your mom'ssikee a fratatnity brotr. > she's like b.ro, do it! then funned a beer.. it was trippp. techgy trip, i can watch my mom do t t now. >> jim: d dyou ha a nickname for r r mom? >> broski, ofus. >> jimmy: i saw a video,
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friends, you and a group of guys includudg azizon. oh,yeah. . >> jimmy:l the story.y. this i ireally fasnangngo . >>'mriends whziznddd brother, they'reriendsith me, we had an e-mail thread goinin beushis brother was follllllg tyce, sing, actoror, mogul tyrece,n instagram. and tyreceas builtn incrededle bacard in his home. and one of the thing in h h backyard is a fully f fctional bennie ben benihana. his lasttame is called gibson. it's c cled gibsie ha. how do we get invited? this is the coolest thing. aziz hit him up on twitttt. it was kind o o like a couplef nibblessut not real. i met him at a fund-raiser,
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haha! i don' knono if he knew howow seris we were. aziz saw again. dude, just pase let us com t t bsy hana! finally he sent o o ts instagram.m. aziz and his crew are coming --througugug t tonight a we' getting turned so we a went.. anan true to form we definitely got rked. >>immy: we dooavavid of this. it's short video.i thtnk captures he essence ofsy hanana. that's it. that's his backyardr >> t bt's it. is like a din. >> jimmy: remarkable. >> that's pretetood. [ eersnd alae ] jimmy: is the che a beninina -- did hee steall a achef? >he chehe is a real benihana chef. when the lonelyand was
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behananan encit wa the same chchch voice cracked like i'm going througugbebey. it's becauauauf e e rty, mom. jimim: t tyryr mustove benihana very deeply. >> his backyard's incredible. it's like having univeality walk in yourr ckyard. it's beautiful. fully functioiong clubnd recordinin studio. >> jimmy: that's s en i think of when i think of vniversrsity is betyanan natural auty. >> whatever floats your boat. >> jimmy: whawas the name of that fake tnis documentary you guys d? "sevenen days in hell >> j: i l tt, that was unbeliable. [ cheers and alause` immy: thatatas sop good. so i heard you have anotner documentary. a mococmentary as ty c el them. yes. >> jimmy::nd this one, wha are you tackling this tim arnd? >> ts one isactulyn chge scale. is is afullll tatrical
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its the loy island movie. >> j)jmy::hat's the title off e film? >> , thele is unanunced. i think we were going to announce it re. >> jimmy: the title i ununnoced? or theheitit has n/n y y bn ananunced? theitlef f e movie is "unannouncnc." , i'i'justidding.. that would be the t titltl hey, you seen nced jimmy: the untitled project. >> yes. we have i think the first pter andhe title, c we show i here? jmythis isor real >> this is real. >> jimmy: thihihi that -- pple thinou g ofing arouou. >>omg out j j jerd, judd apatow producing. >> jimmy: do we he a drumrol for the poster? thee poster a big par othe movie. whoas the poer? am i supposed to have the poster? you guys better have it. >> j)jmymymye hav thehe poster?
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>> jimill to come mic fr the strum e lala time our nextuest was here she was pregnantnwith baby and tonight she's pregnant with baby again. something g eps happening.( we don't knee is. shpls s ow wte on "once uponon time" and nt, g g g ice un in the neantuzoiait opens in theaters friday. please say h h to ginnifer goodwin!n![ cheers and applae ]snooet jimim: congratulaons. thank y u.
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youte videos. >> jimmy: so he just went ininininthththth docococrrr peing, the d d d dasthth roro. >> jimmymydoctor'sn om butut t doctoror n n n thehehe e pululng the b babab- >> h h didn't makekeimimimr es. . >>my: : atatat a a he smakess b b bss withththme. it's amazing. it's a miracle. arereouououe e is w w a a ctctctou were e ththth >t't' l l.a. : not acaca ararst? >> weeoundnd h off "e.r." my: : e you s shooting onon upononontimemenono thehe first timehey ed itntooo thestory. snow white had a baby. this time we had problems. not problems. u know >> jim: right. >> we're spoiled rotten. but it's that the storyline pick the up where it lt off so i couldn't technically be pregnant again,nd they had another chacter pregnan and another actress on the showot pregnant in rl life like seval weeks ahead of me. >> jim: sonconsideratete >> t ty didn't kw my plan. >> jimmy:id anyone sgest
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>> right? i dohrek out. i told tmhere should be a curse of babies. jim: oh, yes. >> like a fertility cur othe town. everyone is pregnant! instead they jus sck me -- x'm alwl_s carrsing paintgs or standingnbush you st s s mee fromeup. >>immy: that w b funor your kids to look backat. there's momm i back of a bush. ght? >> jimmybeuse ias i her stach. >> exactly. >> jimmy: have you pked a name t four n child? nonde tald aut this time. it's hard my husband's lasmes dallas - - >> jimmy: gat last name. >> it's wonderful, it's strong but you can't do le guographical locations withh daas. it sounds like an airport. talked about -- if you doble d it, it sounds poographic. >>immy: debbie doing dall. >> we kind of blew it. our son' oliver finley ll. we bleur two favoriteames
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>> i did n realizeze until this moment. >> jimmy: is that right? at's w w i'm herere >> i wishe'dad this tal foro j jmyit's good at we're doing ts l bt we' done as a service youou and your husband t elp you, because i heardha you dn't he a name in m m md ye we have two bingo hoppers over there by guillermo. in t first hopper, guillermomo what do w havee in nht? naofegetabs in the@ fst hopper. >> guiller-r: that'right. >> jimmywe h he names o&c bds in the secd hopper. so illermo, you go aheadnd spin that first h pper. an p pl out -- a a ght. ththirst - t by's first name will be? p>> guiuiuimomocrane. 6> that' ourphysician'n' name, he gng t frew >> jimim: this is the guyuy who alws people tha are unqualifie to deliver babies? >> but -- ieel likthis is -- th means something. >> jimmy: i feelllike imeans thinin too. i es i h i i backwards.
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