jeannie? hello, master. you are home early. yeah. well, tonight's the big night. the big night? yeah-- uh, you remember, you said you wanted to see a play called the tales of the arabian nights? yes? well, you have a front row seat. oh, master! and i'm gonna let you drive the car tonight. you are going to let me drive--? you are not going with me? no, no. uh, i'm afraid not. oh, but why? dr. bellows has given me a lot of paperwork to do tonight, that, uh-- i'm gonna be kind of-- i don't want you to miss this treat. oh, but i do not mind. i will keep you company this evening, and-- and we will see the play some other night. uh, no, no. it-- it's just playing the one night in town. i wouldn't want you to miss it. i'll just be at home doing a lot of dull paperwork. oh, master, you are sure you would not mind

no. your master insists upon it. my master is such a sweet, darling liar! now, jeannie, take it easy. don't get excited. why does major nelson want to get rid of me tonight? well, he doesn't wanna get rid of you. it's just, he wants you to see the arabian nights. it's-- it's about your own hometown. he is trying to trick me, but you will tell me the truth. me? me--? well, i am telling you the truth. i would never-- jeannie, what are you doing? i am waiting for you to tell me why major nelson does not want me around tonight. i did tell you. you know that i would never lie-- jeannie, you've gotta stop being so suspicious. i mean, that's not like you to-- jeannie, what are you doing to me? now, wait a minute. you know i'm telling you the truth. i would never lie to you. i never lied to you in my-- oh! he doesn't want you around the house tonight because he's inviting dr. bellows and his wife to dinner. ooh!

my pants. my pants. don't forget-- oh, major healey-- dr. bellows, i'm getting ready for the big race. you lied to me. no, no, i didn't, jeannie. i said i was gonna be busy tonight, and i am. having a dinner party. who told you? ha-ha, it is true. oh. no, no, it-- it's not a dinner party. it's-- well, it's just dr. bellows and his wife, and roger and a girlfriend coming over for a little bite to eat, that's all. please let me stay. i will hide. hide--? well, i can't let you stay, jeannie. you see, mrs. bellows is a very suspicious woman, and she's coming here looking for trouble. if you're gonna be here, she's gonna find it. oh, but who will cook your dinner? i've hired a sweet, little old lady to come in and fix it. oh, well, no one can cook a meal like i can, master. you want--

i will just peek in and check and see how she is doing. oh, no, no, no, really. that's sweet of you, jeannie, but, y-you know if you don't hurry, you're gonna be late for that play. very well, master. hee-hee! good. thanks... jeannie? jeannie? hello, kathryn. did anyone come in here? no, darling. were you expecting someone? no, no, no. kathryn: you'll never know how pleased i was to see you after all these months. tony: oh? kathryn: why? why? oh, i got hungry. [both laugh] did you? yeah. you're one of the best cooks i've ever known. you know, i'm good at anything i'm interested in. oh! well, i-- i don't wanna keep you from your work. uh, i want this dinner to be particularly smashing tonight. it's going to be. [tony chuckles]

hey, that's good spaghetti sauce. [giggles] well, i-- i better go get ready for our-- our guests. [giggles] [doorbell rings] roger: tony, tony. hi, roge. hello. hi, i'm pauline abernathy. very nice to meet you-- ooh, hors d'oeuvres. hey, she's all right, huh? yeah. she's a skydiver. i'm sorry about what happened with jeannie this afternoon. i would have held out longer, but i started to catch cold. that's all right. everything worked out. you mean you got her to go to the theater even after she knew? that's right. oh, boy. you should write an encyclopedia on women. [doorbell rings] that's probably dr. bellows. hang on. dr. bellows. good evening, major nelson. hello, major. oh, you're a darling to have us over on such short notice. is this where i put my wrap? amanda, you don't have a wrap.

i left my wrap in the car, didn't i, dear? uh, amanda, shall we join the others? oh, yes, yes. uh... uh, miss abernathy, uh, this is mrs. bellows and dr. bellows. how do you do? hello. oh, you must think we're terribly rude inviting ourselves over for dinner like this. but i simply had to see how a bachelor was going to handle a dinner party on such short notice. oh, i have a friend that drops in from time to time to cook for me. i'd like to meet your friend. oh, would you, sir? uh, kathryn? yes? i'd like you to meet the bellows. hi, kathryn. uh, this is kathryn golato, mrs. bellows. how do you do? ah, dr. bellows. how do you do? ah, how do you do? so you're the girl who's putting weight on our major? putting weight? yeah, well, yes. she's one of the best cooks in cocoa beach. yeah. wait'll you taste her cooking. what are we having? uh, what kathryn usually prepares for me. a real french dinner. italian dinner. uh, an italian dinner, french style.

yes. thank you. so that's the answer. uh, the answer? hmm. does she cook for you often, major? oh, yes. all the time. all the time. tony, how do you turn on the oven? yes. excuse me for just a moment, please? ah, she always has a hard time r-remembering how to turn it on. you know, darling, my woman's intuition tells me we're going to be, uh, awfully glad we came. heh. [indistinct chatter] mmm. terrific tomato juice. well, uh, whatever she's cooking out there, it sure smells good. ha-ha-ha! wait'll you taste it. bellows: mmm. i've always loved italian-french cooking.

here you are. oh, you all go ahead. don't wait for me. ah! pauline: it simply looks marvelous. well, you certainly gain a lot of weight on-- on food like this. so much for a woman's intuition. hmm. mmm, good, good. good, real good. thank you. it is good, isn't it? i don't know when i've tasted anything like it. i don't know either. i'm sure of one thing. what's that, my dear? it'll teach you to pay more attention to my intuition. i'll get the dessert. oh, could we have some water too, please? bellows: oh, yes. i'd like some more water myself.

oh, well, yeah, wait-- wait'll you, uh, see the souffl\. it's light as a feather. oh. tony, could you take this, please? it's hot. okay. i'll get the forks. all right. yes, sir. light as a feather. ah. excuse me. [whispers] jeannie, i know you're in here. come on out. do you know what you've done to me? you've ruined me, that's what you've done to me. you did this deliberately, didn't you? huh? you can't have just everything go right, can you? you-- you know what your problem is? you're-- you're jealous. and you're interfering, and-- would you like a cup of coffee, sir?

my stove? no. it's just an ordinary, everyday-- how 'bout some mock turtle soup? hm. in this house, anything could be anything. one thing i'm sure of, you're not gaining any weight on this food. there's more here than meets the eye, and i'm going to find out what it is. oh, it's nothing, really, sir. bellows: then how do you explain the fact that you live here all alone and you're gaining weight? well, it's, uh-- it's the desserts i eat. i'm very big on desserts. now... shall we, uh, serve the other people? beautiful, isn't it? thank you. mmm. amanda: this is the most delicious cake i've ever tasted in my whole life. it's fantastic. mm, delicious. well, i-i must warn you, it's very fattening. who cares? major, i owe you an apology. if i ate desserts like this, i think i'd gain weight too.

everybody makes mistakes. i must have this recipe. i'd like it myself. what do you mean? you didn't bake it? no. didn't come from any bakery. who baked it? oh, i baked it. i baked it. oh, major, how marvelous. but, you know, there's a flavor in there i can't quite identify. what is it? oh, i'm-- i'm sorry. uh, this recipe has been passed down from generation to generation in my family. if i, uh-- if i disclosed it, i would be breaking an oath. i understand. can i take a piece home with me? oh, of course. for my mommy. tony: for your mommy? oh, of course. yes, um... after dinner, would anyone like to play bridge or, uh, poker? let's play jacks. jacks? i wanna play jacks. roger: you wanna play jacks? huh! i don't wanna play jacks. i wanna play tag.

well, let's play post office. i want more cake. more cake. more cake. [indistinct chatter] wait a minute. you're it, right? [all giggling & shouting]

roger, see that the girls get home all right, huh? okay. i loved your party, tony. bye. bye-bye. roger: come on, kathy. ooh! thank you very much for inviting me to your party. i had a real good time. i'm glad you could come. i am too. it was keen. you'll-- you'll be able to make it home all right, won't you? oh, sure, we just live down the block. we'll-- we'll run all the way. heh! i'll race you home. amanda: last one home's a dirty bird. bellows: i don't wanna race. i'm tired. amanda: no wonder you're tired. i saw you playing spin the bottle with that rotten katy golato. yeah? and i saw you playing hopscotch with roger healey. i did not. you did too.

amanda: i did not! bellows: you did too! jeannie? send him in. dr. bellows? oh. yes? i'm charles fakeling with the national bureau of pure food and drugs. hmm. yes, mr. fakeling. um, what can i do for you? i'd like to ask you a few questions. you do have a top security clearance, don't you, doctor? of course. doctor, does your wife cook? uh... we eat out most of the time. do you like to cook? well, i-- i barbecue occasionally, but-- well, i don't see any need-- do you like to bake? bake? cakes?

will you tell me what this is about? a few days ago, your wife brought a piece of cake into a laboratory in cocoa beach to have analyzed. i know. but i don't see what that's gotta do with you. she simply wanted to know the ingredients, so she could-- that's what brought me here, doctor. one of the ingredients. i don't understand. we don't either. we can't identify it. heh-heh. surely our laboratory here will help you out. we tried them. we also tried the lab at the cia and the fbi. there's something very unusual about this ingredient. it doesn't respond to any of our known tests. that's incredible. i'll tell you something even more incredible:

that this unknown ingredient is similar in molecular structure to mepatharin. mepatharin? i'm not familiar with it. you know that project they're working on to arrest old age? oh, of course. and that isn't all. they think this substance will do even more than that. they think it will restore youth. they think there's some kind of property in it that arrests deterioration. doctor, this could be one of the major breakthroughs of our generation. i want to know where that substance came from. so do i. now, hm-hm, come along. i'm going to take you to the one man who can tell us. come.

oh, i am cleaning the closet, master. yeah, well, i can see that. you do not need any of these old things. yeah. what are you--? look, there's my best squash racket. oh, master, when was this taken? uh, oh, my graduation in high school. oh, you were so handsome. uh, yeah. do you know what you did to--? do you have any pictures of yourself when you were younger? no, jeannie. they're not-- my mother has 'em. i am sure that you were adorable. yes, i'm sure-- i can just see you now. dressed in a cute, little outfit with a-- a collar and a hat. oh! jeannie. awww. aw, what? [doorbell rings] thanks, jeannie. yes? oh, hello, dr. bellows.

dr. bellows, just sit down here, and we'll discuss this rationally. thank you. uh, believe me, sir, if i knew how to stop old age, i'd tell you. i'd tell you. major nelson, look at yourself. you look 20 years younger. eh, 20 years younger than what? why are you dressed that way? yes... yeah, uh... if you'll give us this formula, you'll be handsomely rewarded. i'm prepared to offer you $100,000, plus an equitable royalty arrangement. yeah, well, sir, i'm not interested in the money. i'm not interested in the money, sir. i would give it to you free, if i-- if i could. i-- i just can't. of course. shall we say $200,000, plus a royalty arrangement? dr. bellows, would you explain to him.

would you like to explain that? i certainly would. but i can't. but my theory is, sir, that, uh, when mrs. bellows took that piece of cake to have it analyzed at the laboratory, one of the technicians accidentally, uh, poured the ingredients that you're looking for into the cake, and, uh-- major, heh-heh, you can do better than that. we're wasting our time. if you change your mind, get in touch with me. you could do your country a great service. ah, major, you-- you could do yourself a big service too. i want to see you in my office tomorrow morning. yes, sir. jeannie! yes, master. oh. jeannie, i want you to bake me a cake. a cake? yeah. you have had enough sweets for one day.

tony: i don't want any chicken soup. yes, chicken soup. jeannie! i want you to-- remember that cake you baked for me? yes? i want you to bake me another one exactly like it. there's an ingredient in it that i need. oh, which one? well, i-- i don't know which one. it was your cake. oh, but you see, master, i never follow a recipe. i believe the best cooks have an instinct. if you follow a recipe-- it's very important that you remember every ingredient that went into it. it's very important. it is? you see, without knowing it, you've discovered the fountain of youth. uh, there was something in that cake that made people young again. well, uh, let's see. uh, was it the flour? i don't know. e-eggs? no, no, no. wait a minute. i think i have it. okay. i knew you wouldn't let me down. does that look like it, master? yeah, oh, yes, it certainly does. hey, that is beautiful. i-i-i'm gonna cut it now. jeannie, you're the best genie a master ever had. [chuckling] oh.

nobody's ever gonna get old again. mm-hm. how does it taste, master? oh, no. no. jeannie! [gasps] oh! oh! [coughing] oh. do something. good morning. good morning, sir. [whistling] [engine starts] he is here. what do you think you're doing? master. major healey is calling you. it is urgent. [music playing over phone] hello. hello?! roger: hi, tony. hey, do you have your radio on? no, no, you have yours on. what's the matter? jeannie said it was urgent. ah, are you kidding? urgent's not the word for it. now, listen, don't make any plans for tonight. the greatest party-thrower in cocoa beach

yeah. wh-who is that? me. huh? well, what do you know about giving a mod party? what is there to know? a bunch of friends of mine came down to florida to see me. they're bringing some girls over to my place. i thought, you know, might make it a real party. oh, great. [magic boings] [over speaker] no brass, no psychiatric observers and definitely no uniforms. strictly mod all the way. carnaby street, right? yeah, well, it sounds great. uh, bring jeannie and some ice. oh, thank you, major healey. oh, this is a pleasure, jeannie. okay, tony? yeah, uh-- yeah, okay. all right, i'll see you. oh, master. a party. a party! this thing's not attached to anything. is it not wonderful? there's no cord. oh, i'm so excited. i love parties.

and i will make my hair brunette-- yeah, i-i'd rather you didn't blink up anything, jeannie. here, i want you to take one of these credit cards and go down to cocoa-- oh, they are so beautiful. [gasps] i think i like the red one the best. well, believe me, it's not the color that counts. now, you take that down shopping in cocoa beach, and get yourself something mod to wear tonight. but why, master? all i have to do is-- yes, yes, i-i know that, but i'd rather you wouldn't. now, you see, the important thing at roger's party tonight is the clothes that people will be wearing. it has to be just right. you'll do that for me, won't you? if you say so, master. okay. [giggles] shopping for mod will be such fun. yeah. what is "mod"?

the salesgirl will help you. oh, just think. i will be the only genie at the party dressed in mod. yeah. just received these metal stress analysis reports. i wish you'd run them through the computer. thanks. hey, roge. oh, yeah. something wrong with your ankle? no, but there's something wrong with my neck. i'm getting ready for the frug dance tonight. a little practice-- oh, am i excited. all those great girls tonight, huh. i'm kind of excited too. this will be the first mod party i've ever been to. it will be an experience. oh, listen, that's putting it mildly. hey, you're gonna love the guys. they're a great bunch, really. are they college buddies? no, no. uh, from high school? no, no, grammar school. of course, they're a little older now. yeah, well, i hope so. yeah, listen, this party is kind of a class reunion. boy, it's going to be great, seeing old corky hansen again. he used to be the classroom cutup. ah, i'll never forget the time he poured a bucket of tadpoles over our biology teacher's head. ha-ha-ha-ha.

well, he's the head of his own model agency. yeah. they're gonna paint my office. help me move the furniture around. yeah. good old corky. even in grammar school, he got all the beautiful girls. two girls fought a duel over him with mud pies. give me a hand with this, will you? the principal's daughter wanted to elope with him when they were 7 years old. but now, to think he has his own model agency. all those beautiful girls. boy, i can't wait to see what my date is gonna look like. [knocking] come in. tony. hey, roger, how are you? carter, how are you? good to see you. what brings you to town? uh, let's see, the last time i saw you was last year at the meeting of the inter-branch relations-- well, that's it. it's that time of year again. we're having our annual little get-together tonight. well, we can't make it. not tonight, no. didn't you get the notice? did we get the notice he sent out? last month, i got the notice. i put it in my drawer and never looked at it again. it's in here someplace. can't you make it another night? tomorrow night maybe. we can't make it. this is dr. bellows' baby. if you can't make it, check with him.

i know. i know how he is. give you a little advice. if you're not there tonight, you'd better have an excuse. a good excuse. yeah, we will. i mean, we'll work out something. see you later. the nerve of dr. bellows having his meeting on the night of my mod party! roger, he's had this meeting set up for the last year. that's what i mean. he had a whole year to pick another date. what are we gonna do? we're going to the meeting. oh, no, we're not. not me, i'm not gonna let my buddies down. no, sirree. you remember last year's meeting? mrs. bellows and her soggy, soggy hors d'oeuvres? boy, what are we gonna do? the one i feel sorry for is jeannie. she really had her heart set on going to this party tonight. how are we gonna get out of this thing? how? well, you know dr. bellows. even if the meeting is unimportant, all the brass will be there. if we don't show up, we'll never hear the end of it. mrs. bellows will see to that. we could call in sick. yeah, we'd have to show up on crutches. that's the only way he'd ever believe us. i know the nurse at the infirmary.

remember dr. bellows said the last time we had our physical, that we needed some outdoor activities? yeah. well, we'll just tell him that-- we're going hunting, sir. hunting? you know, camping out, the great outdoors. surrounded by fresh air, just as you prescribed. hm, i see. uh, how long have you been planning this trip? four weeks. four months. four weeks. four months. i-i really can't understand how we forgot about your little get-together tonight, sir. well, i understand it. you do? of course. it was because of your unconscious need to break out into the open. it drove tonight's gathering completely from your mind. oh, yeah, completely. yeah. it sounds so simple when you explain it, sir. well, after all, it is my profession. the dynamics of human relations. well, you're the doctor. well, all right, gentlemen, i, um-- i'll make your excuses at the meeting tonight. oh, mrs. bellows is gonna be terribly disappointed, but, uh, your mental and physical well-being

well, i knew you would understand, sir. thanks, sir. tell mrs. bellows we're going to miss her hors d'oeuvres. you were brilliant. i mean brilliant. oh, i feel a heel, lying to dr. bellows. are you kidding? with one stroke, you got us out of a dull evening, into-- into the mod party of the year. anyway, we weren't lying. we are going hunting. what if dr. bellows finds out about the party? will you stop worrying? there's not a chance in the world. nope. it's not far-out enough for herman. sorry. it's the furthest-out tie we carry. sir-- wow, that's kicky! your guy must be a real ding-dong. "ding-dong"? a bell-ringer. you know, with it, going! oh, "going." oh, yes. major nelson and i are going to major healey's house tonight

jeannie. jeannie, are you ready? jeannie: almost, master. we don't want to be late. there. here i am. hey, hey, that's-- do you like it? oh, it's adorable. [laughing] thank you. oh, master. what? you cannot go in this. oh, well, jeannie. it's a tuxedo, i-i think i can get away with it. i have a surprise for you. yeah, well, this is all i have, see. [giggles] oh. how 'bout that? i can't wear that. i-i don't have anything to go with it. oh, yes, master. oh. jeannie, i can't wear this. oh, yes, master. you look adorable in it. [chuckles] look at that.

well, it's not-- it's not really bad, is it? i like the color too. yes, how 'bout the bell-bottoms? beautiful, beautiful. oops. oops. shall we go? [chuckles] okay. [mod music playing inside house] you know, you haven't changed a bit, old buddy. well, you haven't changed either, corky. your hair is a little thinner. well, you're a little heavy around here. still keeping the same company. oh, hey, this way. oh, he used to be a killer in grammar school. hi, mary. hey, harry. oh, look at this. corky: --business. wha--? business? oh, i would like to be a partner in your business. come on over here. do you still play the bass?

hey, cut the music! oh, come on. no, come on, now. i want you to hear my main man here. oh, no. go get him, roge! [applause] come on. all right. all right. paul, let's show 'em, shall we? okay, ready, paul? sure. are you sure you're ready? well, i'm not ready, paul. paul's ready. so good so far. [band joins in] [cheering] man: aw, yeah, do it. this is so exciting. it is the best mod party i have ever been to. well, you haven't been there yet.

roger: hey, tony. hiya, jeannie. oh, you look great. oh, you look just great. meet paul, my old friend corky, and this is maureen, and this is susie. oh, you look great. why is he not dancing with a girl? funny chick. where did you find her? well, actually in a bottle on the beach. in a bot-- ha-ha-ha. she's a little-- she's-- she's nuts. hey, this a lot better than dr. bellows' dull old party, isn't it? how long are you gonna be able to keep that up? oh, it's hard to stop, once you get the music in your soul. you just gotta keep going. roge, you're not playing anymore. yeah, yeah, well, i'm not playing. oh, did you bring the ice, jeannie? oh, i'm sorry, i forgot all about it. yes. no, i-- not here.

man: yeah! yeah. yeah, dig it. hey, we're out of ice. why don't you look in the refrigerator.

who turned on this refrigerator? i'm doing this under protest, amanda. you're asking me to distrust one of the men in my command. two of the men in your command. oh, this is a waste of time. at this very moment... [music playing] ...major nelson and major healey are hunting. hunting what? they wouldn't dare. open that door. alfred, we have work to do. well, where are they? oh, this reminds me of a party nero gave once. except that everyone wore togas. i certainly hope so for their sake. oh, wait a minute, judy, judy, judy, judy. i'm going to drink a toast. uh. a toast to... dr. bellows. a toast to dr. bellows. dr. bellows is here. he's here. dr. bellows can't be here. i didn't invite him. oh, dr. bellows. oh, we should've gotten the crutches. jeannie, do something. go on, do something! i will blink him to the top of a pyramid. roger: no, no, no. uh, uh, dress us in a hunting outfit.

yes, master. thanks, jeannie. hey, these clothes really are mod. nice, jeannie. jeannie, would you mind? something more modern than this. i like 'em. quickly. yes, master. wait a minute-- y, these are kind of cute. jeannie, this is not what i had in mind. couldn't you get us a--? show me that dance again. oh. hey, wait a minute. hey, corky. what happened to corky? jeannie, get him back. get him back. it was an accident. oh, there he is. wow, what a groovy dance. come on, baby. hey, corky. wait a minute. oh, dr. bellows. dr. bellows. i'm so glad you could-- you could drop by. we just didn't happen to drop by, major. this is an official call. oh. amanda, if you don't mind. all right, darling. tell them why we're here. major nelson, you missed the meeting at my house tonight, because you said that you and major healey were going hunting. yes, well, we were just leaving, sir.

what about our party, major? huh? party? oh, this is not, uh, roger's party. he had some friends drop in from out of town and since we were going hunting, he very generously turned his apartment over to them for their party. very generously. then why are you here? uh, why are we here now? our car broke down. both of our cars. you mean to tell me that you're actually going hunting dressed like that? carrying bows and arrows? uh, yes, it's the, uh-- the ancient hunters bow and arrow club. the ancient hunters bow and arrow club? roger: yes, it is an ancient club. we can only hunt with bows and arrows. i told you there'd be a logical explanation for this. i haven't heard it yet. tell me, where did you plan to go hunting? uh, well, just a-- a swamp. a swamp. twenty miles from here. twenty miles. too bad about our cars breaking down. we can't go now. oh, yes, you can. i'm gonna drive you there. oh, no. oh, yes. oh, yes, you come right with me. no, no, no, no.

well, here we are. yeah, here we are. yeah, here we are. mm. you really shouldn't have gone to all that trouble, sir. it's no trouble. after all, i'm the one who prescribed this. yeah, well, we'll never forget that, doc. well, i'd better get back. i don't like to leave amanda alone at the party. by the time i return, she'll have everyone psychoanalyzed. [laughter] well, good hunting, gentlemen. [mod music playing] [thunder booms] it's raining.

you know what your problem is? you're basically insecure. i mean, i can tell by the funny hairdo and the strange clothes you have on. oh, i bet you had a very unhappy childhood. you know, you really should have a talk with my husband. you mean the shrink in the uniform? the what in the what? i mean, the head-scrambler, the wig-picker. are you talking about my husband? you know your problem, lady? what? you ain't loose. oh. gotta relax. oh, is that it? yeah. oh. [laughs] roger! roger! in here. get out of there and give me a hand here. are you kidding? it's the only dry place in here. help me set it up, will you? pull it around. use this rope. oh, that's a good idea. throw it over there. throw it on top of that limb. you catch it. i'll tie the top of this to it. and you can pull it up.

throw it over here. come on. i'm ready. throw it. okay! okay, i got it. i got it. okay? [mod music playing] okay, roge, let it go. okay. wait, wait. can you hear me? [yells] i'm pulling, i'm pulling. i got it. what--? what are you--? what are you doing? roger! i'm trying to fix the tent, and you're fooling around. hold it, roge!

oh, oh, young lady. i-i don't-- well, i used to do the twist. oh, i-- oh, oh, oh! well, i-- [thunder crashing] when i think of all those beautiful women back in my apartment, then i think of dr. bellows, i could kill-- no, i think i'll just cry instead. they must be having a ball back there. why don't we go home. why don't we go home! what are you--? do you know what you're doing, anyway? don't you remember our survival course?

pre-columbian indians used to start fires like this. [mod music playing] take a bite. take a bite? are you kidding? oh, are you thinking what i'm thinking?

let me see, you were saying-- darling, come on, dance. oh, you don't know what you're missing. it's such fun. amanda, i'm in the middle of a very interesting psychoanalysis. oh, i'm sorry, darling. have fun. now, dear, tell me, how long have you had this compulsion to be a football player? hi, everybody. we're back! we're ba--! oh, hi, dr. bellows. what are you doing here? i had a feeling you might return. i told you they weren't interested in hunting. oh, we were. we were. well, then, why did you come back? well, we got our quota. it was nice of you to drive us out there. really, nice of you, in the rain with all that, but-- there we are. [indistinct chattering]

green acres is the place to be farm livin' is the life for me land spreadin' out so far and wide keep manhattan, just give me that countryside new york is where i'd rather stay i get allergic smelling hay i just adore a penthouse view