why don't you go to d-diamond head or something, huh? because i want to be with you. i will not attract any attention, master. [chuckling] oh, come on. oh, i promise. i will sit in a corner like a small little mouse, and no one will even know i am there. i'll know. i-- look, i- i don't have time to-- look what you've done to my papers. i gotta collect all these-- oh, i will get them for you, master. uh-- thank you. [chuckles] then i may go with you? well, i really don't have a choice, do i? mm-mm.

] tony: "i will sit in the corner like a little mouse--" i am sorry, master. [grunts] jeannie, why did you have to wear that pin? i wanted to look nice for you. oh. i see. did that thing really cost a half a million dollars? i do not know. king tut did not say. did king tut really give you this? oh, yes. [chuckles] oh, he was quite fond of me. he was a very nice man, you know. bit of an egomaniac. i mean, most people are satisfied with a little tiny tombstone. but king tut had to have the biggest in whole land. the pyramid, a golden coffin--

i am sorry if i upset you, master. that's all right. i guess i'm just being overcautious. [chuckles] there's no harm done. [giggling] no, master. my name is vanderhaven. i'm looking for major anthony nelson. mr. vanderhaven. yes. it is a great pleasure to have you in our hotel. i hear that you never come ashore, and it is such-- stop fawning. where can i find major nelson? he's on a beach terrace, sir. yeah. i will be happy to take you to-- i'll find him myself. phew. master, it is such a beautiful day. why do we not go boating? well, for one reason, i don't have a boat-- major nelson? yeah. [chuckles] forgive me for intruding. my name is vanderhaven. oh, yes, sir. how do you do? i-- i heard that you were in honolulu, and i came to tell you what a great honor it is to have you with us.

how do you do? mister, uh--? vanderhaven. very glad to see you. how do you do? well-- would you join us? well, i'll only be a minute. you know... being in town makes me very, very nervous. oh, where do you live? on my yacht. [gasps] you have a yacht? yes. and i was hoping you'd come aboard and have lunch with me today. of course you're invited, too. [gasping] oh! well, that's very kind of you, but i do have a mission-- it's the least i can do for one of our brave young astronauts. i'll have you picked up about 1:00, okay? one o'clock would be fine. are you enjoying yourself on the island, uh, major? oh, yes, yes. the islands are beautiful. i'd like to have a little... house on the beach, you know, for vacation time. would you like a house on the beach? tony: uh-- i'll buy one when i can afford it, jeannie. excuse my curiosity, but i, uh... i'm a collector of antique jewelry. is that, uh--? is that scarab genuine? oh, yes. king tut gave it to--

it's lovely. thank you. well, i, uh-- i guess i'd better be going. i'm expecting a call from my london office, i'll see you at lunch, major. a pleasure meeting you, sir. a pleasure meeting you, too. thank you. you found him! mr. vanderhaven, if there's anything-- stop fawning. tony: oh, mr. chang. uh, pardon me. who is he? mr. vanderhaven? he's the richest man in the world. [seagulls cawing] [snaps three times] would you, uh, care to have a little more pineapple? oh, no, thank you. no, thanks. i couldn't eat another bite. this is certainly a beautiful yacht. i'm very, very glad you like it. i keep my large yacht at nassau. would you like to have a beautiful yacht--? no. no, jeannie. you know, you two are very, very good friends, aren't you? oh, yes, i would do anything for my-- jeannie's very generous. i admire that. that's the trouble with the world today.

[bell chiming] th-- th-- that must be my call from my brazil office. would you pardon me? certainly. make yourself comfortable. all right! [bell chiming] all right, all right. take care with the old man's coat, he's gonna kill ya. oh, okay. drive me crazy. here. here. he's in a very bad mood today. isn't he always? that miserable... working, working all the time. all right, all right. calm, calm. i look all right, eddie? yeah, yeah. his favorite. here. [exhales] what the devil kept you?! oh, i-i've been preparing your luncheon, mr. vanderhaven. and i thought-- it's freezing in here. no, it's very warm in here, sir. you are contradicting me? oh. n-now that you mention it, sir, it is quite chilly in here. here's your luncheon, sir. ah, slop! slop! slop! i'm t-- but-- i'm the richest man in the world, and all i can eat is slop served me by incompetents.

no! i don't want anything else. all i want to do is get out of this freezing climate. freezing, sir? but we're in hawaii. well, from all i've seen of it, might as well be in the south pole. get me my wheelchair, i'm going up on deck. on deck? n-n-n-now, sir? right now? is there any reason i should not go on the deck of my own yacht? well, no, i don't see any reason to-- i'll-- i'll get your umbrella, because there's a cold rain falling. again? yes. i'll stay in bed. whatever you say. you sure you don't want anything else? no! i don't want anything else! just get your stupid face out of here. out, out, out, out! out! yes, sir. [ ] i hope you know what you're doing. have i ever let you down? well, there was the time-- never mind. do you wanna work for that cheap, miserable millionaire for the rest of your life? well, there are worse jobs. yeah? well, we're in his will. what? for $10,000? well, that's a lot of money.

do you realize that he'll outlive the both of us? there's over a half a million dollars ready to be taken. but we'll never get away with it. that-- that scarab is too well-known. even if you steal it, you'll never be able to get rid of it. do what? steal it?! yeah. who's talking about stealing? she's going to give it to us. why would she do that? because we're smarter than she is. do you realize what we can do with a half a million dollars? here we could invest it. yeah. yachts. girls. how much we got in the bank? twenty-five hundred dollars. [snaps twice] get it out. what for? bait. we're going into town this afternoon for three things: a real-estate broker, a jeweler and a lumberyard. real-estate broker... a jeweler... and a lumberyard? i'm sorry i was detained, but those overseas calls are a nuisance, aren't they?

and what would be more pleasant is for me to show you two around oahu tomorrow. oh! oh, thank you, mr. vanderhaven, but i have quite a lot of work to do tomorrow. oh, that's a pity. uh, are you free? am i free? well, uh-- i am free. oh, good, good. i'll, uh-- i'll pick you up in the morning, and i'll show you around the islands. oh, thank you. well, thanyou. believe me, major... this is going to be a rewarding experience. [ ] charles: twenty-three, 24, 25. the boys will never believe this, mr. hinkey. yeah? may i ask what you want this land for? is this in confidence? of course. it's for the president's anti-poverty program. oh.

[ ] uh, good morning, miss. good morning. uh, where shall we go first, sir? oh, i am so excited. i want to be taken everywhere. don't worry. you'll be taken. heh. i told you to order the large helicopter. you mean you have more than one? yes, my dear, i have a fleet of them. heh. now make jeannie comfortable, take her into the helicopter. mr. vanderhaven. yeah, that is correct. i am mr. vanderhaven. heh-heh. how much is a half-hour ride?

give me $11 worth. go ahead. [ ] jeannie: oh, look down there! that is diamond head! is it not lovely? [gasps] oh! there is the punchbowl. i have seen pictures of it. i wish major nelson were along. honolulu is so beautiful from the air.

are the guards off duty, edward? uh. they-- they must be at lunch, sir. all right. open the gate. open the gate. yes, sir. and then i'll-- i'll help the lady down. you help me down. i'll help you down. step right this way, jeannie. be very, very careful. that's fine. walk right in here. this is my pride and joy, this piece of land. would you like to see it? oh, i would love to. well, fine. let's go. why do all the signs say "danger" and "keep off"? well-- i'm afraid i can't discuss it now. even with you. heh-heh. [quietly] step right up. [ ] oh! this is so wild and beautiful! yes. it's very relaxing. heh-heh. in fact, the real-estate broker that i bought it from told me that there's not another beach like this on the island.

oh, yes, indeed. a great place for somebody who wanted to rest. who wanted to get away from all the-- the pressure of being in space all the time. like major nelson. yes. like major nelson. oh. he would adore this. i'm sorry, dear, it's not for sale. oh. [mouthing words] look how white the sand is. it is lovely. yeah, they-- they don't make sand like this anymore. isn't it beautiful? oh, yes. all over. oh! this looks like a diamond. shh! not so loud. you mean it is a diamond? you have stumbled on my secret. this beach is full of diamonds. i did not know they had diamonds in hawaii. shh. they do have diamonds in hawaii. why you think they call this "diamond head"? oh. jeannie, look. look at that diamond. [squeals] oh. this is why you have the--

and the signs-- shh. i was hoping it wouldn't leak out. i-- oh. look at that color. eddie, have them clean this beach. eddie: yes, mr. vanderhaven. this beach hasn't been cleaned since yesterday. the tide is so high, it keeps washing the diamonds ashore. that is why you do not wish to sell this land. well, i-- like to say that money isn't everything. jeannie, i-- i thought if it would make you and major nelson very happy, you could have the land, i'd give it to you. you are going to let me have it? i'm tempted. oh! that would be won-- no good. why not? tsk. he will never allow me to do anything for him. oh, my dear. this wouldn't cost you anything. it would not? no. i'd give it to you for free. sit right down. oh. thank you. that's fine, jeannie. get the motor running. yes, mr. vanderhaven. now i'll show you how the whole thing will work. you pay for the land, and you'll get your money back on the diamonds. that's how simple it is.

that way it would not cost anyone anything. how much money would you like for the land? ooh. i never gave it a thought, because money doesn't mean anything-- that's a beautiful scarab you're wearing. [chuckles] oh. would you take the scarab for the land? i guess so, if i was persuaded. oh, thank you! oh. be careful. it's the-- the diamond. there's another one there. oh. no, no. keep it, keep it, dear. there's more where that came from. oh, jeannie, i can just picture major nelson relaxing in the lanai of his beautiful home that he'll build here. oh-ho-ho. major nelson will be so thrilled. yeah. we're all going to be very thrilled. heh. uh, here is the deed to the land. oh, thank you! the, uh-- [snaps once] let's get the pin. oh. oh, yes. that's fine. everything legal and above-board. heh-heh. uh, what time is it? it's quarter to 12, sir. quarter of 12. we gotta be running along. let's-- come on. [ ]

vanderhaven: charles! [whistles] oh, there you are. where have you been? eh-- sightseeing. you're smoking my cigar. yes, i am. it's the last one i'm gonna smoke. i can't stand these crummy cigars. what? and i'm not crazy about you either. yeah-- you gone out of your--? have you lost your senses? is that any way to talk to a sick man? you're not sick. you're a hypochondriac. i've had five years of cleaning up after you, being yelled at, watching you wheel and deal and cheat people. well, let me tell you something, mr. vanderhaven. i've been doing a little wheeling and dealing myself, and i'm quitting! you are not quitting, you're fired! fired? i had you in my will for $10,000. peanuts, pal! peanuts. i am raising it to $50,000! fifty thousand?

[ ] master. oh. oh. what is it? master, i have the most exciting surprise for you. now i thought you were out touring the island with mr. vanderhaven. you now own the most beautiful beach in "ohooha." [chuckles] no, it's "oahu." and you are going to build a beautiful home there and sit under the palm trees, and eat the coconuts as they fall. mm, jeannie, i told you, whenever i wanted land i'd buy it myself. oh, but you do not have to buy it, master. this land did not cost anything. how'd you get it? hm. oh, i was very clever. how'd you get it? i was much smarter than mr. vanderhaven. and he is the richest man in the whole world. how'd you get it? hm. all i had to do was to give him my scarab, and he gave me that. two acres of sand for-- for a jewel worth a half a million dollars? oh, but it is not just sand, master. it is covered with diamonds. it's covered with diamonds? yes. your land is full of them.

from the big volcano. [chuckles] and that is why it is called "diamond head". who told you that? mr. vanderhaven. hm. i have really done it this time, have i not, master? [chuckling] you sure have. you've been taken by the greatest con artist in the world. con artist? yeah, jeannie, there aren't any diamonds in hawaii. oh, but you are wrong, master. heh. i picked these up off your beach myself. oh, jeannie. these are probably just industrial diamonds that he scattered on the bea-- you've been taken by the oldest trick in the book. oh, no. oh, yeah. no! oh, my scarab. oh, king tut will be furious with me. yeah. well, i will call the police and tell them exactly what happened. yeah, listen, jeannie, uh, why don't you do that. uh, you call the police, and they'll wanna know who you are and where you're from. and you'll say you're a genie. yes. and you come out of a bottle. that is right. and they'll put us all away. but what shall i do, master?

no, absolutely noth-- maybe this will be a lesson to you. tsk. yes, master. mm. well, you didn't come off too badly. i mean, you got three diamonds out of it. yes. at least i got the diamonds out of it. yeah. [chuckles] well. i shall be running along. where you going? [chuckles] [yawning] oh, i-- i will take a nap. i, uh, am very sleepy. i always get sleepy when i have been cheated. uh-huh. mr. vanderhaven. i'm-- i didn't see you come in, jeannie. i wanted to speak to you about our land. oh, no. you'll have to talk to my lawyer. now, we-- we have an ironclad deal. if you have any complaints-- i did not come here to complain. i came here to thank you. there isn't a court in the world-- to thank me? yes! i have just come from my beach. you did not tell me how large the diamonds were.

charles: they're diamonds. they're diamonds. they're real diamonds! yes. the tide keeps washing them up on the shore faster than the trucks can take them away. t-- trucks? truckloads of-- of diamonds? it was very generous of you. jeannie, you, uh-- you can't have that land. why not? because th-- there's a curse on it. there's a curse of the ancient gods of the volcanoes. the maman doodan dun curse. well, i-- i do not believe in curses. aw, y-you're a brave girl, and i would never forgive myself if i let anything happen to you. oh, but really-- now don't argue. we can't take any chances. now, i suggest one thing: just leave this here. and here, you-- you take-- you take back the scarab, huh? heh. are you sure? sure? i'm positive. and, uh-- uh, jeannie, give me the deed to the land, please. [magic boings] there you are.

i'm the richest man in the world. [laughs] truckloads! truckloads! enjoy yourself. oh. you bet i will. i w-- let's go. let's go. i-- eddie. w-where's the scarab? the what? the scarab. you're kidding. what scarab? you kidding, eddie? i gave back that half- a-million-dollar trinket. that scarab, ha-ha-ha-ha! you what? i gave it back. look at this, eddie. look at this! you know what this is? do you know what this is!? rock candy. sure, it's rock ca--

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yes, uh, ahem, charles is a terrible scoundrel, but he's an excellent worker. you know, i'm so thankful that the honolulu police turned him over to me. impersonating someone else is a prison offense, isn't it, charles? yes, mr. vanderhaven. but charles likes living the life of luxury. uh, don't you, charles? [quietly] yes, sir. when you've cleared away the dishes, you can clean up the galley. yes, sir. and then press all of my clothes. charles: yes, sir. after that, you can, uh... you were wrong, master. yeah? about what? you said he was the greatest con artist in the world. yeah? he is the second greatest. [ ] man [on tv]: there goes the capsule into the water now. less than two miles from the recovery ship's position. helicopters are on their way to pick them up. and in just a few minutes, we will give you

mmm! i cannot wait! [giggles] unfasten your seat belts, ladies and gentlemen. we're home. on our next flight, let's ask for a stewardess. welcome home, master. jeannie, what are you doing? if you do not know, i must be doing it wrong. you've gotta get outta here! they're gonna open up the capsule. not for a minute. look. tony: will you, jeannie--? cut it out, will you? man [on tv]: the helicopters are approaching the capsule. and soon now the divers will be lowered into the water. roger: hey, look at that. that's us. oh, i missed you so much, master. well, i missed you too. let's talk about it some other time. will you go home now? [pounding on capsule]

everything all right in there? oh, yes, everything is lovely!

master, what time are we supposed to be at the press banquet tonight? well, the dinner starts at 7, but... uh, we're not gonna be there, jeannie. you're not going. no, uh-uh. one blink from you and they'd put me back up in space permanently. but, master-- master, please. what if i promise from this moment on not to use any of my power? ahem. you'd forget. oh, no, i would not. i put my, uh, briefcase around here someplace. i-- please, master, i would not forget. you see. huh? [gasps] i forgot. oh, but i would not this evening.

it just wouldn't work out. honestly. uh, you and i will have dinner together tomorrow night. just the two of us, okay? very well, master. i'll see you later. wait, master! [chuckling] jeannie, i'm late. master, i have a wonderful idea. yeah? what if i transferred my power for 24 hours? then you would not have to worry about me tonight. transferred your power? uh, could you do that? oh, of course. yeah? i will show you. [magic boings] there. it is done. are you sure? oh, yes, master. i will prove it to you. i will try to blink you to work. okay. well, i'm still here. [laughs] okay, young lady. you-- you got a deal. you got a deal. oh, thank you, master! i can't tell you how relieved i am not to have to worry about you tonight. aw. see you then. wait until my master finds out

[squeals] mmm. [motor sputters] [sighs] having a little trouble, pedro? heh. no, seor nelson. i'm having a lot of trouble. this mower, she no good no more. yeah, well, keep trying. it'll start. [motor starts] you're right! yeah, well, from the sound of it, it's more powerful than my car. [chuckling] yeah. [screams] help! help! stop! stop! [women scream] uh, well, hang on just a second. let me see. it's, uh, colonel cochran.

and they wanna meet some real live astronauts. wants to have lunch with us in the commissary. no, thanks. um, i'm sorry, sir, uh, i don't think we can make it today. yeah-- well, we're really up to our ears in paperwork. yeah. what happened? [chuckling] i don't know. it's the craziest thing i've ever see-- no, oh, not-- not you, colonel. [chuckling] no. uh, i'm sorry we can't come. roger and i send our apologies. yes, sir. g-goodbye. oh, major nelson, here are the reports on-- you're up to your ears in papers. you noticed that too, sir. major, why are you up to your ears in papers? well, uh, do, uh--? we, uh-- roger: we're cleaning out the files, sir. the window was open, and it blew all the papers all over. yeah, that's right. we're 40 feet below ground level.

the air conditioner-- uh, no, actually, what-- uh, please. what do you suppose really happened? jeannie, that's what happened. let's get outta here. you told me that she gave up her power for 24 hours. yeah, but she lied. and just for that, i'm not gonna take her tonight. she's gonna be pretty upset. she's gonna be upset? look at this mess. aw, don't worry, i'll help you with it. thanks, roge, you're a brick. roger? roger, is this you? roge? speak to me, will ya? major nelson. yes? who are you talking to? uh, oh, no-- no one, sir. no one. nothing. um... you were talking to this brick. that'd be ridiculous, sir. oh, would it? it's just a normal, everyday, run-of-the-mill brick. it's-- what happened to major healey? major who? oh, major healey.

i'll see you both in my office in 10 minutes. dr. bellows? uh, yes? may i have my brick? oh, yes. here we are. [yells] there's no need to get so excited. after all, it's only a brick, major, you said so yourself. uh, yes, sir. yes, sir. but i need it as a paperweight for all the paper because of the wind and the window. [chuckling] you know. no, i don't know. but i will, major. i will. all right, jeannie, now that is enough. i want roger back in his original form. you sure are cute, roge. jeannie, i want him back the way he was a few minutes ago. [yawning] oh, hi, tony, what happened? you were a baby. i mean recently.

a what? would you get down, please? i'm sorry. i'm sorry. yeah-- turned me into a brick? that's right. and i've had it, man. look at this place. will you just look at it? i've had it! right up to-- well, we've done that. jeannie, i want this place cleaned up. well, one thing about jeannie, she doesn't do things halfway, does she? i don't know what's gotten into her. uh-- jeannie, i want this equipment back right now. ow! boy, she is playful today, isn't she? jeannie, would you please go home and stop this? you know, this is not like her, roger. she was really-- had her heart set on-- on going to that dinner tonight. jeannie! or maybe you scared her into going home. huh? oh-- [dialing phone]

[deep voice] major nelson's residence. uh, jeannie? [normal voice] oh, master, i am so glad that you called. i did not want to disturb you at work, and i-- you wouldn't wanna disturb me at work? what have you been doing? well, i have been cooking. and, you know, i have discovered that without my power i am a terrible cook. jeannie, look-- i have ruined three cakes. tsk. i am sorry, master. you made me a promise, jeannie. i know. wait until you see the dress i am going to wear tonight. hmm. i am afraid i had to buy it at a department store. well, you can just take it back because you're not going tonight. but you promised that you would take me with you tonight. yeah, on condition that you wouldn't use your magic, remember? i remember, and i have not-- place has been a disaster area all morning. now, no more tricks, you understand? [line clicks] master? master? master! ooh!

you were-- you were kinda rough on her, weren't you? sometimes you have to be, roge. that's the only way she'll understand. yeah. boy, imagine her turning me into a brick. whew. [chuckling] yeah. yeah. oh, it's-- it's amazing, a girl have all that wonderful power and have absolutely no idea how to use it constructively. [inaudible dialogue] run out of gas, will ya!? it is out of gas! [yells] look out! i could solve the problems of the whole world. what? oh, i was just thinking out loud. if i had jeannie's power, i could solve the problems of the whole world. there's probably nothing i couldn't do. yeah, a chateau with a swimming pool

that's not exactly what i had in mind. you stick to your dreams, and i'll stick to mine. it's gonna be a scorcher today, you know that? i wish it would rain. ah, not a chance, the weatherman says it-- it's raining. it couldn't be raining. the sun's out. it's probably one of those freak tropical storms, huh? yeah. bellows: major nelson. oh, hi, doctor. we were just on our way over to see you. what? it's raining on you. yes, sir. well, yes, it's raining on everybody. well, i-- well, almost everybody.

bellows: all right, gentlemen. now, i just want you to say anything that comes into your mind. i'd like to get outta here. i beg your pardon. well, you said, say the first thing that came to my mind. no one's going anywhere until i get a satisfactory explanation. uh, well, there's really nothing to explain, sir. we-- uh, this morning, i found you literally

oh, yes, well, i, uh-- we explained that. roger said the wind, remember? major, there was no wind. he's got you there. thanks, roge. a few minutes later, i walked into your office and you were holding a conversation with a brick. oh, i can explain that, sir. that was me. roger. that was i? lie down. uh, sir, i was just speaking out loud. i was trying to work out one of my problems. oh, and now we're getting somewhere. what, uh, is your problem, major nelson? ahem. the inversion temperature at which silver iodide becomes effective, sir. i beg your pardon. uh, we're trying to create artificial rain, and we seed the air with silver iodide. yeah, and it worked too, didn't it? yeah. you mean you're able to make it rain only on you? well, i was starting small, but in time i was hoping that-- oh, never mind, never mind. that'll be all today, gentlemen. well, doc, thanks for the use of the couch. yeah. thanks.

yes, sir? i just want you to know that you're not deceiving me. oh, i don't wish to deceive you, sir. you'd be surprised how much better you'd feel if you'd unburden yourself. well, believe me, doctor, i-- i wish i could unload my problem on you. [magic boings] but i don't know what it is. uh, will that be all, sir? that'll be all for now. thank you, sir. jeannie. oh, master, i tried to call you back-- what's the matter with you anyway? who? what is the matter with me? yeah, you genies are all alike. promises, promises, promises. when it comes to delivery, nothing, absolutely nothing. what are you talking about? today, today. all these tricks you've been-- you've been driving me crazy with these tricks-- let's finish up the dictation over here, miss. hi, george. but i have done nothing. i-- i told you i transferred my power. oh, sure, you did. sure, you did. you transferred your power. to you. to me. to me?! you transferred your power to me?

y-you mean i did it? you did what, master? everything. uh-- tons of paper in the room and-- and changing roger into a brick. [giggles] [laughs] now, uh, jeannie, you should have told me. i could have gotten somebody in terrible trouble. but everything is all right now, master? yeah, everything's just great. help! there are no limits to this power, are there? oh, no, master, but you must be very careful of what you say. [chuckling] yeah, now you tell me. what are you going to do? i don't really know. i'm going to have to give it some thought, jeannie. i could, uh-- i could stop a war. flood the sahara. wipe out the common cold. i really don't know where to begin. may i give you some advice, master? well, that's very kind of you but... with a power like mine, i don't really need your advice, jeannie.

master. hmm? please be careful. it is not as easy as it seems. it-- what do you mean? well, your world is very complicated. if you stop one war, you're liable to start 10 others. and if you flood the sahara, you may empty an ocean. oh, believe me, master, it would be much better if you would start with something smaller. i think you'd better run along, jeannie. let me handle this. after all, it's man's work. when i was doing it, it was woman's work. yeah-- ahem. just go on home, that's a good girl. mm-mm. i-- i-- i do not want to leave you. [clears throat] well, let's put it this way: i'm not asking you to go home, i'm telling you, or better yet, i wish you to go home. you're still here. what--? what's wrong? yes. i do not know, master. but you gave me the power, didn't you? oh, yes, master. you did not give it to someone else, did you? well, how could i have? i didn't even know i had it.

i wish i could unload my problems on you. oh, master. oh, dr. bellows. has the painter arrived yet? oh, good. how do you like the new color? oh, it looks wonderful. i was absolutely right about the green. the green? i thought we agreed the house was going to be yellow? no, dear, it's going to be green. amanda, we discussed this, and i told the painter we were going to use yellow. i want the house painted yellow. amanda: now-- now don't be unreasonable. darling, it has to be green. it matches my new green outfit. amanda, you're unleashing my hostilities. all right, darling, let's say we compromise. very well. green and yellow.

what time will i see you tonight, dear? all right, bye. bye. [knocking on door] come in. dr. bellows. yes? is everything all right, sir? well, of course everything is all right, why wouldn't it be all right? uh, nothing's happening, huh? happening? n-nothing strange or anything like that? i don't know what you're talking about. [chuckling] well... good. good. then i-- these are all in order, dr. bellows. oh, uh, thank you, major healey. now if there's nothing else, gentlemen, i, uh-- i'd like to get on and finish my speech for the press conference tonight. oh, uh, i'm introducing you. oh, i really don't think you ought to go to that, sir. not go? well, anything could happen. you know-- don't be ridiculous, major. why, i-- i wouldn't miss this night for anything. you're going to have to be very careful of what you say, sir. well, i know what i'm going to say, major.

"i make my small contribution to the space program "behind a desk. "but like everyone else, in my heart i wish i could trade places with major anthony nelson." hmm. what--? what happened? we changed places. you were standing over here. no, i just moved a little, sir. moved a little? you were standing-- why don't you run along? uh, doctor, i really don't think you ought to go, sir. but i saw-- i'm going. and i'm going to make my speech tonight. now let's just say that this is the table-- well, it's the speakers' table where we'll be sitting tonight. ladies and gentlemen-- if you say so, sir. if you say so? look at that. uh, he's trying to get us to imagine the surroundings, roger. yeah, i can see it as plain as day. it is a banquet table, i-- i can feel it. i can smell the food.

well, you're a psychiatrist, sir, you know how powerful the subconscious can be. you could get rid of the table if you wanted to. i could? tony: all you have to do is say i wish the table was gone. i wish the table would go away. and i wish my desk was back. and i wish my desk was back. it's back! excuse me. boy, have i got a powerful subconscious. it was never gone, sir. it was all in your mind. all in my mind. yes, sir. you wish i had your problem. i wish you had my problem. [magic boings] will somebody please tell me what's going on!? nothing's going on. everything's fine. roger: yeah. tony: dr. bellows is the happiest man in the world.

you about ready, jeannie? tsk. oh, i am sorry, master, but i am having a terrible time with my hair. i simply do not how to use these silly things. well, don't worry about it, your hair will be beautiful. oh, you did that very well, master. thank you. now i only have one problem. i-- i can't wait until tomorrow. i can give you your power back to you. well, i told you it was not easy. yeah. well... i won't have the problem of not letting any magic loose all over the place. [chuckles] that is very simple. simply do not talk. well, it's not as simple as all that. i mean, it's a press dinner, they're gonna be asking a lot of questions.

without uttering a single word. [inaudible dialogue] [laughs] i think you've solved your problem, master. [giggles] well, blink. [clears throat] testing, one, two, three, four. [both laugh] i just have to be careful. don't worry about a thing, i won't make any mistakes. yes, master. let's go. [sighs] hey! hey, pedro! stop, stop. say, you shouldn't work so late, you're gonna ruin your health. working? it's the lawn mower. well, i wouldn't worry about that, that motor's gonna run for years. well, let's go to the banquet.