what do you say to 50 quick pushups? or are you afraid you might hurt yourself? if you are... just speak right up. oh-ho-ho... too easy, huh? all right. we'll try something else. now, watch. watch my hand. watch. [grunts, yells] see what i mean? see what i did? well...you saw it. you're dead. i just killed you, and you didn't defend yourselves. well, we're at attention, sir. [mockingly] "at attention, sir." oh, really? hm. see what i mean, dr. bellows? proved my point. these men are survival-soft. their animal instinct... of kill or be killed... has been ruined... by their easy living. hm. we've received the finest astronaut training, sir. i think that, uh--

that's right. i... i am gonna teach you how to survive. punishment training. pain! pain! pain, going past suffering... into the valley of agony. that's right. now, what do you say to a quick 10-mile run? and after that, you'll come back here, and we'll have three hours of special exercises. a-- a 10-mile run and three hours, sir? that's right, major. that's right. and tomorrow... [laughs] ...we'll start the hard stuff. okay? right face! double-quick... march! move it, move it, move it! [blows whistle] move it, move it, move it, move it!

he's trying to kill us. yeah. healey! yeah? oh, okay. time. [blows whistle] [groans] he's trying to kill us. kill us? see it in his eyes. he was testing us. trying to kill us. but he couldn't break us down. we won, don't you see? yeah. oh, that's good. ten minutes ago, i thought i died. let's get out of here. where are you going? [gasps] who said school was out? oh, well, sir, you said-- you said we could leave after three hours of exercise. i lied! i tell that to all my boys to keep them on their tippy-tippy-toes. you're not through yet. here. try these on. [sighs] i think there's a mistake. somebody, uh, put lead in the pockets. [laughs] it's a mistake. there's lead in the pockets. no, major.

it's sand. a hundred and fifty pounds of sand sewn into the lining of each jacket. oh, you look marvelous. what do we do with these sand dunes now that we got 'em on? what do you think you do with 150 pounds of sand on your back? run. uphill. now, move! move, move! [blows whistle] move it, move it, move it! let's go! let's move it!

[ ] [ ] oh, master. [giggles] and major healey. i almost thought you had forgotten our date tonight. you are very late. you promised. i know. jeannie, i'd love to take you for, uh, d-dancing, but-- oh, thank you! no. [groans]

you may not believe this, roger, but i think we're going dancing. yes. come along. let's go. oh, wait. oh, oh-oh-- come on. [laughs] whoa, no. [ ] oh, this is such fun. are you enjoying yourself, major healey? major healey? are you enjoying yourself? yes, i'm enjoying myself. oh. well, i-if you are too tired, we can go home. no, i'm not too tired. i-i w-- i don't want to go home. [giggles] master? master, wake up. oh. he's asleep. master, wake up. wake up. master. [giggles] peek-a-b oo. wake up. thank you, armand.

the, uh, music's a bit on the loud side, but the food is superb. hm. good. after breaking down the men, i always have a good appetite. wake up. wake up. [groans] [ ] look who's here. he's dancing. that's incredible. it's fabulous, doc. you know, i've had to hold up my training program, because i couldn't get men strong enough to get the full treatment. but with nelson and healey, starting tomorrow, i'll be able to give them the works. the works? everything.

oh, master, you should have told me that commander kiski made you work out so hard. ahh! mm. i would not have allowed you to go dancing. [groans] the dancing was the easy part. i slept through most of that. do you suppose it's possible to sprain skin? ohh! oh. well, let's hobble along with another day of fun and games with killer kiski. oh, but he will hurt you again. ah, no, no. he won't be so rough on us today. no, these physical fitness guys all work the same way. they murder you the first day, then they ease off. yeah. [telephone rings] ah, jeannie. ah. ah. hello? major nelson here. oh. yes, commander kiski. yes, sir. ye-- all right. all right. well, what's wrong?

pick up our winter field uniforms. area f in our winter uniforms? are you kidding? it's 100 degrees there. hundred and one. kiski checked. master, please let me help you. no, i'll-- i'll take care of it. it's my responsibility. tsk. yeah, it's not like in school, where your mother writes you an excuse. roge, giddyup. an excuse from mother? mm. i don't care what nelson says. he and healey can't drink the water. now you tell those two softies to get over here on the double. and make sure they zipper up their overcoats. i'm through being a nice guy. hello. what did--? how did you get in here? oh, i brought you a note from major nelson's mother. a-and one from major healey's, too. you'll have to excuse them from any more, uh, exercises. notes from their mothers?

some sort of weird cocktail waitress? oh. please read the notes. oh. i get it. you're either a girlfriend of nelson or healey's, and you're trying to come over here and help them get out of some of those hard, nasty jobs. oh, believe me, i'm not doing that. mm, yeah. i know. it's women like you that love to smother guys. protect 'em, keep 'em soft. oh, i just want to see-- i've seen dames like you. you ruin 'em with your cuddling. i know. my aunt effie tried to do it to me. hm. every day, i remember, "eat your cottage cheese, francis." "drink your milkie, francis." "don't forget to wear your rubber hat, francis." egh-yuck. your aunt effie sounds very sweet. sweet?! if i didn't get away from her, she would have made a sissy out of me. but i'm not gonna let your pals get away. not till i make 'em as hard as steel. i do not think your aunt effie would like the way you treat them. her? she'd have them sitting under a tree eating blueberry pie. oh, that is nice. oh, yeah? well, you get--!

your aunt effie is a much nicer person. --out of here, because i don't really care. major healey and major nelson, sir. major healey and major nelson? i told you not to ask for water. he'll kill us. attention! okay, you guys. now, i'm... oh, i'm-- i'm awfully sorry, boys. forgive me. oh, my goodness. have mercy on you. you shouldn't be dressed in these hot outfits on a day like this. it's ridiculous. take off those clothes. really, boys. i don't want to see you suffer. you should be able to relax and enjoy, and be nice and cool. that's no way to dress in hot weather. here. have a drink of water, there. don't drink it. it's a trick. hey, listen, fellas. i have an idea. you ought to get into some shorts and sit under a nice, cool tree. [laughs] i'll get you some pie. do you like blueberry pie? it's delicious with cold milk.

and i'll go see about the pie, okay, fellas? ah. drink, enjoy. you're marvelous. wonderful boys. it's so drab in here. you ought to have chintz to brighten it up a little bit. chintz would-- would make it so beautiful. chintz? in a tent? chintz? it's a plot. he's going to poison the pie. it's a trick. why would he wanna poison the pie? if it's not a trick,

boys. boys? boys? boys. oh. there you are. there you are. hurry up, boys. it's naughty to be a slowpoke. what am i saying? don't go with him. he's trying to get us lost. just like hansel and gretel.

but that pie was delicious. [laughs] oh. my, the air out here is wonderful. yeah. are you comfortable, master? yeah. uh, listen, uh, get out of here. kiski's gonna be back any minute. yeah, with more pie. i couldn't eat another bite. oh, i'm glad you two are getting along so well with him. well, he's not such a bad guy once you know him. kiski: major! oh, come on, jeannie. out, out. oh. yes, master. have a nice day. yeah-- really, now... now-- oh. come on. major! [mumbles] hey! there you are. yeah. your easels are all set up. our easels? our easels? certainly. on a glorious day like today, there's nothing like a good paint. good paint? well, you go right ahead. we-- we'll be there. well, uh, ahem, you set up the easels. oh, easels. yes. yes. yes.

eh-- what happened? the camp nurse sent him home early. kiski: boys, painting time! easy. take it easy. where's commander kiski? uh, he's on a, uh... nature hike, sir. i'll call him for you. [telephone rings] hello. general: kiski? this is general powlett. oh, hello, general powlett. how are you, sir? lovely day, isn't it? uh... excuse me a moment, general. uh, tony... yeah? yours is very good... but your bunny's all wrong. your bunny should have

it's an elm tree. oh, yeah. heh. and a lovely tree it is. uh, roger, yours is very good, too. i love yours. i love your purple and yellow sky. [laughs] very excellent. [chuckles] are you out of your mind? floppy ears and fluffy tail? what did you do to kiski? well, all i did was take him notes from your mothers to excuse you from the exercises-- i-- i don't want to hear anymore. well, he did not even read the notes. all he did was talk about his sweet, little old aunt effie who used to make him drink milk and-- and baked him blueberry pies. and-- and you turned him into his aunt effie? well, i only wanted to-- yeah-- jeannie, you shouldn't have interfered. you can't-- i ll not let him work you so hard. but you can't-- right back to-- hey, i didn't know that kiski had an aunt effie. i thought his only relative was the creature from the black lagoon. oh, funny. that's funny. well, how about the monster that stepped on cincinnati?

all right, men, we're nearing the drop zone. this will be a survival exercise under conditions of maximum hazard. commander kiski, would you like to brief your men? please... be careful. under no circumstances will you permit yourselves to be captured. is that clear? yes, sir. good luck, gentlemen. ready, sir. all right. stand up. hook up. ah. kiski: roger. button up your collar. it's drafty outside. tony, are your chute straps tight? and for goodness' sake, please, stand up straight. [sensor buzzes] go! well, come on, aunt effie. here we go. jump. [yells] aunt effie? he called him aunt effie. oh. yes, sir.

uh, like "geronimo." aunt effie! aunt effie? any sign of kiski? yes. he parachuted right in the middle of the enemy camp. you're kidding. yeah. and we're on the wrong side of the river. you mean we're in enemy territory? yeah! jeannie! jeannie! hey. [laughs] did someone call? oh. jeannie. here. there's-- jeannie, we are in enemy territory. they've got kiski. do you have any idea what they're gonna do to him at-- at headquarters if he arrives in his condition, huh?

get us out of here, quick. yeah. well, i thought you'd never ask. they're gone. well, i had them spotted for a moment, sir, but they seem to have disappeared. well, i don't know, sir. they were there just a moment ago but, well, they're gone. --don't, sir. i-- tony: we're back on the plane. yes. now you can jump on the right side of the river. no. jeannie, don't you understand? we've got to rescue kiski. we've got to get to the other side of the-- ahh! come on, major healey. hey, wait a minute. you haven't got a parachute. yeah. yes. isn't that exciting? aunt effie! [mouths] aunt effie. all right. sentry's spotted two more parachutes

uh, i'll cover this sector. you blindfold the prisoner. take him to headquarters. untie me. i'll scratch your eyes out! move. the prisoner got away, sir. hop in. we'll catch him. they've been reported where, general? right there. but that's 30 miles from the drop area. it isn't possible. don't ask me to explain it, doctor, but i know that they helped kiski escape, and somehow commandeered an enemy vehicle. blue squadron has got 'em trapped in box canyon. [telephone rings] general powlett.

well, they've got to be there. are you sure? they got out. now, how did kiski do that? but you said there was no way out, sir. there was one way. straight up. thanks for the ride, jeannie. oh, you are very welcome, master. wait a minute, wait a minute. what are we gonna do with our fearless leader? untie me, you rotten boys. untie me. blink him back to normal. oh, but master, he is so mean. yeah. well, i know that, but i-it's his career, jeannie. go on. and you blink out of here, too. oh, no, master. go on. i'm not kidding. you never let me have any fun. jeannie? [screams] ah! [screams] hold on. you untie him. take off his blindfold, and i'll take this off. [screams] whoa, maybe we better just take off the blindfold. wait a minute.

i'm gonna break you-- gee, sir. uh, sir. can you walk? sure, i can walk! what are you? you got us through that survival mission without a scratch. help him, roger. he's weak. who's weak? i'll-- the survival mission? yeah, you were an inspiration to both of us. don't you remember, sir? well, of course he doesn't remember. he struck his head on that rock, trying to save your life. i did? on the survival course? steady. whoa. take it easy. i'm perfectly all right. i'm perfectly all right. all right. just leave me alone. whoa. le-- let me down. you and healey? on the survival course? i did? we'll tell you all about it before general powlett gets here. okay. okay. but just-- just help me. i-- i don't feel too good. i don't know how you did it. your act is gonna go down in history

[ ] and so, gentlemen, because of your miraculous, and in my view, highly suspicious success,

abandon commander kiski's program. abandon it, sir? well, if it were such a success, why-- why do they want to abandon it? because we feel that you had already been superbly conditioned as astronauts. ah. n-no more punishment. uh, from now on, it's, uh, easy living, huh? however, headquarters feels that it's vital to maintain your fine conditioning. and to that end, they have assigned a permanent physical instructor. you soft-bellied lounge lizards. this is where i remove the fat from your frame. right. put that down! now get moving. what are you standing here for? [blows whistle] hut two, hut two, hut two. marshmallows. ho-ho. you guys, move it! [blows whistle]

alfred, what are you doing? oh, i'm, uh, packing these books. uh, i'm bringing them on our vacation. well, you might as well unpack them. unpack them? we're not going. not going? who says we're not going? the rolling waves. oh, amanda, what are you talking about? darling, the rolling waves were all set to sing at my charity bazaar, and now they've canceled out. well, why would they do that? because they were mobbed in indiana, and one of them is in the hospital. oh, i hope it's nothing serious. nothing serious? alfred, i have to find another group to replace them, darling. and that's why we can't go on our vacation. amanda. do you mean to tell me, that i have to cancel my vacation, that i've waited for for five years because a rolling wave was mobbed in indiana? i'm sorry, dear. yes. well, you can't be serious. darling, now look. i'm the chairman of the entertainment committee, correct? yes. and i discovered the rolling waves. well then, darling, it's up to me

how long will that take? i don't know, dear. i'm working on it now. [sighs] amanda, the general knows i'm going on my vacation. all the boys at the officers' club know i'm going on my vacation. i'm sorry, dear. oh, well. i'll try to find some excuse. oh, amanda. don't let anyone know that i've cancelled my vacation because of the... rolling waves. oh, i'm sorry, dear. but after all, darling... that's show business. major nelson. oh. would you mind telling me what you're doing? sir, i'm-- i'm just practicing. i'm-- i'm going on my vacation tomorrow. well, i wouldn't count on it if i were you. why not, sir? well, we're gonna postpone your vacation. postpone it? but i've been waiting for three years

i know some people who've waited five years for their vacation. i'm sorry, major, but we're expediting your tests for the lunar project. we're starting tomorrow. tomorrow? yes, i'm afraid so. well, how long are the tests gonna last, sir? i have no idea. major, that's show business.

master, i'm home. well, i-- what? hello? look what i bought. how do you like it? oh, brother. what are you doing? i'm trying to get a little use out of this equipment, before i have to send it back. [doorbell rings] that's the guy who's probably coming to pick up his stuff. oh, i'll get it. ahh, jeannie. uh, there's something wrong in the kitchen with the tap. would you check it please? oh, yes, master. oh, boy. yes? oh, hello, major. oh, pardon me for barging in like this. oh, isn't this cute.

well, that's adorable. you know, i try to get alfred to do things like this, but he's just too conservative. yeah. i'm just, uh, trying out some equipment that i'm not gonna be able to use. oh... you're going on a vacation, huh? well, it's been postponed. amanda: isn't that a coincidence. you know, alfred's vacation's been postponed too. tony: oh, really? you see, since i've lost the rolling waves, i can't go. so, i mean, naturally if i can't go, alfred can't go either. oh, naturally. obviously. amanda: so that's why i'm here, major. you see, since i've lost the rolling waves, i have to find another musical group to replace them. and i thought... [chuckles] ...maybe you could help me find a musical group. i really don't know anything about singing. i'll tell you what we need. we need a group... that's hip. hip? yes. you listen to the radio, don't you? well, i-- wasn't going to take this on vacation with me. [rock music plays over radio] that. that's what we need. why?

don't you understand? see, i'm in charge of this whole thing. it was all my idea. i-- i've got to get another group to replace them. i'm not gonna leave town until i get a group that is gonna kill them. oh, i see. if i can help you find a group, then you and dr. bellows can go on your vacation. exactly, exactly. that's it. yes, yes. oh, major. huh? oh, sorry. yes. but you listen to me. it is very important that alfred not know that i asked you for any help. oh, don't worry about a thing. i'd be the last one to tell him. thank you very much, major. now, listen, if you hear of anything at all. you know, if you think of any, you will let me know. yes, i certainly will. i mean, it'd be such a shame to... waste all that marvelous equipment. i know. i-i-- bye. master. oh, master, you will never guess what? i've just figured it out. do you know why dr. bellows canceled your vacation? yeah. so do you.

well, why are you unhappy? jeannie, do you have any idea? how hard do you think it'd be to find a better group than this? [chuckles] they remind me of a group that caligula had beheaded. well, you could pick up better singers on any street corner. you could? oh, well, then i think i can solve your problem, master. huh? you mean you know a group? well, i-- i do not know a group but i-- i think i know where i can find one. yeah? how long would it take you to get them? can you give me 10 minutes? sure.

ah, there we are. where are we? i don't feel so good. oh, you will. oh, dear. someone is missing. [doorbell rings] ah. ha! i'm here to pick up the camping equipment. oh, i know.

ready for what? i can hardly wait to hear you sing. i'm sorry lady, but i don't sing. neither do i. oh. well, i thought everyone sang. jeannie, did the guy come to pick up-- oh. hey, this is the group. this is your vacation, master. we can leave at any time. [laughing] no kidding. we-- uh, go ahead, go ahead. go ahead and what? well, you know. i mean, go ahead-- sing or whatever you-- master, they-- they have not rehearsed yet. huh? oh, uh, listen. don't let me disturb you now. i'll put this in the kitchen, i'll be right back. you guys go and rehearse. i'm getting out of here. ah, ah, ahh. you must not leave until major nelson has heard you sing. all right, now. ready? a one, and a two, and a three, and a four and... [playing, singing discordantly] fr re jacques oh, no. no, no, no, no. hush. okay. now, i don't wanna get in the way.

now. ready? one, and a two.... i shan't forget the day we met my boat upset and i got wet she offered me her blanket and some tea hey! say is that your clarinet i bet we'd make a fine duet do you know mozart's minuet in g? maybe i could see you socially girl, i'm out to get you if i can come with me back to my flat it's late and i must feed my cat with that she smiled and tied her hat to leave hey! on my chinese mat we sat commenced to chat of this and that and then i tried to kiss her tenderly

girl, i'm out to get you if i can oh! ha, ha. hey, that's great. did i not tell you? yeah. hey, listen. i-- i'd better go and g-- get ahold of dr.bellows. oh, all right, master. yeah, i'll be right back. tony: hey, jeannie, you're wonderful. be ready to leave tomorrow morning. lady, would you mind telling me what's going on? certainly. you are all going to sing at a charity bazaar. i'm getting out of here. but, sir, tony's been looking forward to this vacation for a long time. no, major healey. i'm not going on my vacation, major nelson's not going on his vacation. we're gonna do these tests and that's final. oh, morning, sir. good morning.

yes, i see you are. it'll take us about six weeks to get through all this stuff. yes. [whistling] what are you so happy about, major? oh, uh, good music always does that to me, sir. i just heard a new singing group. [chuckling] they're fantastic. this new singing group? yes, sir. uh, tommy boyce and bobby hart. they're really great. well, shall we go to work on this? you mean they're here? yes. in cocoa beach? yes. oh, there's the new inversion chart i've been looking for. i knew you had that in here-- are they available? who? the singing group? oh, yes, yes. i imagine so. uh, you see the pch starts-- major, will you stop changing the subject? well, i thought this was the subject, sir. where can i get hold of them? i believe they're on their way over to your house.

why do you keep putting these things in my way? you know, tomorrow afternoon i'm going to take them to see phil spector. good, good. he handles the biggest musical acts in the country. uh, tomorrow afternoon we're not gonna be here. we are not? no, we're going on our vacation, remember? oh. well, i am afraid we will have to cancel that. cancel? mm. yes, master. ohh.

[daughter] sometimes the hallways felt like a giant maze. [mother] jenny didn't feel like going to school, and she slept during the day and was up at night. she seemed irritable all the time. [daughter] it felt like there was a weight on my shoulders. and the weight was really hard to hold up. [mother] one day my daughter was crying, that's when jenny told us she thought about hurting herself. [daughter] then my parents got me treatment. that's when the bad feelings started to go away. e,e, jeannie, that i'm gonna have to cancel my vacation because of those four, uh, what's their names? the boyce & hart group. yeah. you telling me that? oh, yes, master. they need me. is it not strange they were not even interested in show business until the bazaar. jeannie, music is very well, in it's place it's great. and when we come back from our vacation, you can listen to the-- oh, no, master. we must strike while the iron is hot. where'd you hear that?

[chuckling] you know-- you know how you worry about me? yes, master. [laughs] well, you have reason to. jeannie, i've been looking forward to this vacation for a long time. going to the great outdoors. under the stars, under the trees with maybe a fire in front of the tent. and a tinkling little stream in the distance. i need a rest. a r-e-s-t. yes, master. yes.

it's my fault anyway, major. i insisted that we come by and thank you personally. yes. come in. thank you. you're camping in your living room. yeah, it's sort of a rehearsal, sir. with trees? bellows: and a babbling brook? i wanted to get the feel of it. i think it's marvelous. oh, alfred, why don't we ever do something like this? amanda, i spend half my life curing people who do things like this. i see you even have a fire going. yes, sir. got chilly in here. i think we'll be running along. oh, yes. but, major, listen, i want to thank you again. you don't know what that group did for me. i can't tell you what they did for me. i wouldn't wait until tomorrow to go on your vacation if i were you.

hey, baby. how you doing? yeah, look, i just played your new song. well, let me see. the bridge is very weak. well, the tempo's awful. the lyric? stinks. i think you got another smash. congratulations. look, i'm ordering 100,000 records, and that's just the beginning. uh, look, i'll talk to you later. how did you get in here? excuse me, are you mr. phil spector? look, it's been a real bad day. would you come back in april? are you not looking for singers? [rings] you'll have to make an appointment. uh, hello? no. no, you have to go to nashville, and bring the group back yourself. i'm telling you, it's the greatest group i ever heard in years. of course you have to bring their mother with them, they're only nine years old.

what is this, a convention? where is bill? i don't know. helen, will you please get these people out of my office-- oh, dear. well... now. nothin' goin' on around here that hasn't gone on all year stayin' in day out and day in wishin' i was outside playin' out and about i got a little thing goin' good for me out and about

out and about ridin' all around the city out and about all the girls they look so pretty i'm fine, when i'm... run, run, run, run run, run, run, run when i'm out and about things i want i can't afford 'em nothin' in this house but boredom magazines are torn and tattered running out of reading matter i gotta run outside and see what's happening. out and about where the sun is always shinin' out and about look at all the fun i'm findin' out and about bumpin' into friends and laughin' out and about what a groovy time we're havin'

when i'm out and about bom bom-bom bom-bom bah buh out and about bom bom-bom bom-bom bah buh when i'm out and about bom bom-bom bom-bom bah buh out and about bah buh-dum-dum... out and about bah buh-dum-dum... out and about bah buh-dum-dum... out and about bah buh-dum-dum... out and about bah buh-dum-dum... [music fades out] great. i can feel it here. you mean you really like it? like it? what does the phrase, "number one record" mean to you?

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hey, tony! hi. what are you doing? um, baking a chocolate, angel-food cake. y-you're really going, huh? yep. oh, you're gonna have a ball. boy, i really envy you. uh, remember me when you're spending my money. will do. uh, where's jeannie? she isn't going. she isn't--? what do you mean-- well, what happened? i'll tell you what happened. she's more interested in four, absolute strangers than she is in me. who are the strangers? oh, their names are boyce & hart. oh, you mean the guys at the bazaar? yeah. oh, they were brilliant. i mean, really. i mean, they were the-- they were average-- below average group. well, let her stay. who needs her anyway? yeah, yeah, who needs her anyway. it'll be great being away from her for two or three weeks. oh! yeah, great. you'll have a ball. yeah, just-- just have a ball. no one to get me in trouble every time i turn around. yeah, no one to cook for you.

no one to take care of you. yeah. really looking forward to this, roge. i'm gonna have a terrible time. you want me to help you put them in there? well, why don't you just cancel the whole thing? what do you mean ca--? i can't cancel. it'd give her the upper hand for the rest of my life. yeah, well, what's she got now? besides, it's the principle of the thing. i got 300 dollars tied up in that equipment. well, think of it this way. it only cost you 200 dollars. jeannie: master! hey, what do you mean? there's jeannie now. jeannie: master! i knew she'd come back. i never doubted it for a minute. master! oh! oh. i looked all over for you. oh, well, i was, uh, just leaving, jeannie. oh, but i could not let you leave without me. couldn't you? oh, no, i would miss you so very much. well, let this be a lesson to you. how long would it take you to pack? oh, not long. oh! well... you sure you didn't forget anything? i do not think so.

well, have a good time, and, uh, write me something in jeannie, huh? we will. now, i have our route all marked out. first, we stop in chicago. um, jeannie, we're going to little bear lake. oh, did i not tell you? we are going on tour. after chicago, we stop in minneapolis, detroit and montreal. bom, bom bom bom bom bom-bom, bom-bom out and about bom, bom bom bom bom bom-bom, bom-bom

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