>> when can we catch 50 shades? it is has dirty as the book? >> it is as dirty as the book, it is a parody, i'm kidding. it is suppose to the parody. if you loved the book, you will love the show. even if you didn't read the book you will love it. >> the movie was terrible. >> there was a movie of it. we make fun. it is a spoof on the whole series, it is actually really surprisingly very cleverly written for a parody. >> okay. >> and it is hilarious. there's so many outrages characters. whatever you think, you need to check it. it is a true gem of vegas.

go to bally's, ticket masters, tuesday through sunday's. >> you work all of the days? >> and my weekends are monday. >> my weekends are monday. >> my days off are monday. >> yes, i'm enjoying my day off. >> coming up on the morning blend helping the unemployed youth finding job. >> and ken in the new annotatedimated move normal of the north. >> and the first topic, a very funny individual. we'll be talking to him in a second. we want to know; who makes you laugh? it doesn't have to be a comedian. it could be your uncle at christmas. >> i have a lot of people that

i love ellen degeneres. i love her. it is not mean. i love her humor. you can make fun of yourself and everything around. i like the humor that is not making fun of everyone else. >> even when it is a dig, she can do it. it is very, very funny. >> i agree. i love lucy k. and dane cook. i love him. the turn that he took, he got popular, and then he had a live show where he mentioned his old jokes. he recorded a second special and talked about the jokes from the first special. it is like an encore. it didn't make new jokes. >> he didn't make new jokes? >> he did. maybe it was like the first special.

>> everyone saw it. >> doug says eddie murphy. huge. i wish he would do more. >> chris rock. love chris rock. >> i like chris rock. >> jim norton. do you know know him? >> he is at the -- show. i love his comedy and the ability to come up with a joke at any second. >> i think you are funny, shawn. >> you are the only one. >> even when you are not trying. [laughter.] >> ben says tommy davison who is in town next month. >> norm mcdonald is in town next month. >> i love him. i may have been my favorite weekend update. >> colin quinn. he is so funny.

and blanking. >> brides maid's. >> kristin wig. >> she didn't do weekend update. >> i feel like she did. good. >> sam. rest his soul. i saw him on married with children. >> i need to brush up on my stuff. i'm smiling and pretending to know. >> amy schumer. >> it is to funny. train wreck is so funny. >> she is a dirty girl. and she is friends with my lawrence. she may be on the list that can make me funny.

>> and -- he is the one who ruined bill cosby for that. >> louie anderson. >> he is great. we want to hear from you. share your comments on your facebook page and twitter pages. you can find the link on our website and we could read some of the your comments live on the air. >> jokers are hitting the stage, and award winning cook deanna -- comedian is here. >> i make myself laugh. >> that's the key to laugh. and show the world through your eyes. my wife makes me life. you mentioned there's a list

and it is a tiny amount. it scratches the surface. pain equals funny. all of the garbage i went through it makes me laugh. >> we were chatting back stage we did -- >> he does more though. >> armed forces entertainment. >> you are doing it? >> i am. >> [laughter.] >> the funny bone in iowa, and then i'm going over there. >> we are looking at pictures now. >> my battle comics, it is a group that goes overseas. i wanted to join the military when i was 18 but they were closed. [laughter.] it didn't work out. >> [laughter.] >> stay with me. the recruiter was closed. i skateboarded home and i saw a job and i got a job there.

troops and i took george wallace overseas. he is a great guy. >> i wish his -- he is on tour, and he is going overseas for the troops. he may be popping in next week. >> oh! >> i can't say when. >> jokers there. >> we'll have all kinds of celebrities dropping in. the irony we sent a national guard troop over there. we will be going to the same place that we are remodelling over there. we are terrible decorators. entertainment. that's the best release while they are serving our country.

guy and he was one of the first groups over there. i don't mind putting my life on the line, he said, my wife is pregnant and i won't be there for the birth of my son. i said where you are based? he said colorado springs. and he said come to my show. he said one condition, and he says something in my ear. and they come to the show, and he comes to breakfast. and she brings me the baby, and i said this is from your dad when i kissed him on the head. and i said this is from your dad. >> oh, you are going to make me cry. >> it is an honor and a privilege. >> that's a great story.

>> we are taking all kinds, magicians, and comedies. >> joke sters. i haven't slept. [laughter.] >> red bull is amazing. yes. >> and it is after 50 shades. their show is great. she doesn't wear this much on the show. >> oh my goodness? what? >> you will have to come and see. we were all in suspense back stage. >> 9:30 every week, every week. we'll rotate some acts in. we are trying to make it home for las vegas. they are come to your house and

backyard comedy shows. i have a las vegas comedy where i teach it. and there are guest spots and celebrities pop in and you will see my show. >> let's talk about your book, "finding your funny". amazon, number 11. it is little bit more than 10. >> what? >> it made it to 11 on download. >> that's amazing. >> it is my stories can you teach funny what you need to know if you want to do stand-up. >> that's great. you have taken the hit so we don't have to. >> can anyone be funny? >> i believe that everyone has a unique sense of humor. can you learn to sing? can you be a great comedian.

ball but you won't make the pro's unless you have the motivation. >> and when he fell on his arm and broke it. same thing with comedy. if you have a weird sense of humor. i get the weird, old. it doesn't matter. >> go to las vegas institute. >> you are the man. >> god bless you, man. >> i will see you around. >> you have to see her half naked. >> if he comes early enough. [laughter.] >> we are there. >> [laughter.] >> it is a great opening to a joke. >> january 24, show time at k9d 30 nightly, 9:30. call the number or visit the website on your screen.

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you can lose 6 pounds a week without starving yourself. >> this is kathy nash with us, and realtor, and client of the doctor's, kim. >> good morning. >> good morning. good morning. >> it is crazy weight lose? 6 and a half years ago. >> 6 and a half years ago. >> how did you do it? >> i was fat since i was child. since i was 8. that was my biggest picture. the weight loss programs would work, and then as soon as i got off of them i would gain a weight back and they said it was my fault. i wouldn't eat right. a lot of the country was struggling with the problem.

kept it off for 6 years. more importantly, i am able to reproduce it for my clients. >> that's great. >> we are very glad you did. >> yes, we are glad you did. >> let's talk about the five metabolic factors. >> if they are not addressed while you are losing weight, toxic overload in your fat cells and liver. the second one is over fed, you can getting enough calories not enough nutrition. and theing of the hypo thalamus. if your ph is too low. or imbalanced hormones. there are 8 hormones you need to monitor. >> it is all five in combination in or one of them.

that's what i do for my clients. some have 1 or 2, and some that have that are serious. >> if i want to lose weight, what is the first step? >> i would have you come in and we'll do a detailed evaluation, and a couple of tests in the office. first of all, are you a candidate for my program and i design a custom program and i monitor while you go through it. >> it is per person? >> yes, it is per person. >> kim, you have gone through. how much weight did you lose? inches. >> what? >> what? >> that's the day i met dr. ash. my husband said i will take some pictures. >> i said oh, yeah.

easy, the program was easy. it was so healthy, i'm a pretty good cook. i make great food for myself and my husband and i went through menopause at 54 and all of a sudden, you know, they don't call it middle age spread for nothing. right? so i gained this weight and i couldn't lose it. and pound or two, and right back up, and pound or two and right back up. what i wasn't counting on, not just the night sweats, i started to not sleep well. i and i was to tired all of the time. >> you guys get the raw end of the deal. men should go through menopause. i'm sorry. the fact that you were able to beat it. >> i'm a real state broker.

have to a lot energy and you have to be and move the transactions to take care of your clients. for me, it was about making sure that i, you know, took care of my clients. i watched netflix during my down time. i was too tired to do that. >> you got her out of the netflix. >> you took care of her. my husband was taking the acid pills and he went on for 30 days, and eat the same food, just to do it with me. he lost 25 pounds, and reversed all of the his stomach problems. that's in 30 days. >> while they were watching netflix, they should have

>> go to dr. nash.com. you can find the podcasts and on itunes itunes. offer. >> like you said, i have to do that evaluation first, to see if your problems are what i do. if you mention the morning blend i will take the fee from 50 dollars to 19 dollars to see if i can help you. >> it is great. very cool. >> very, very cool. you are a walking model. >> congratulations on your weight loss. >> thank you very much. >> i want to sign up. >> let me show you how. >> mention that you saw the doctor on morning blend and the evaluation will be 19, when it is normally 50 dollars. >> she is on west henderson. >> call her, or visit her website.

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>> ken jeong lends his voice to an all star casts. >> it is the icy tail of the are lands. >> we have more. >> things that are hot in hollywood. the coolest animals are hitting the big cities. norm of the north are trying to stop the people from taking over their home. as seen on channel 13. ken jeong is the villain. >> how are you? >> how are you guys doing? >> doing well. give us the scoop about this new film. you are playing villain. another role for you as the villain. tell us what brought you to it? >> my character wants to build

the wildlife angry, especially a polar bear called norm. they put him in captivity. it is a positive message, that is pro-environment, that is being shown in this movie. it was an honor to be apart of it. >> who are the other actors. rob snyder. heather graham. and working on the hang over in vegas. it was a nice reunion in vegas. there's an amazing talent of voice casts. the fun of animated film and movie it is a great from an acting perspective.

but i love doing animated film a lot. >> you took on the villain. like in the hangover. >> i love playing the villain. it is creatively freeing. you have a license to do and say more stuff. even when i do play the protagonist, like on dr. ken. i'm able to blend, kind of the senseability of edge that i'm for. so, it even helps me out when i'm playing the good guy, so to speak. and even in ride along 2, when i'm in between, i'm in between a good and bad guy. it is nice to have the edge. >> we have rob, and gabe. we have to get you in the studio

we would love to here about dr. ken. vegas, i love it. that's where it all begin. >> is there anything else that you are working on? >> dr. ken currently which is on abc every friday. it is just been a dream, beyond a dream come true. it is based on my life as a real doctor, and father, and husband. it has been one -- it has been so surreal. and i'm to grateful to be apart of it. >> ken, thank you very much for joining us and good luck with the movie. >> thank you very much. >> he is animated film norm of the north. it is in theaters now. if you want to see a sneak peek, screen. and you can see dr. ken right here on channel 13. >> back to you. >> thank you very much. >> hollywood heavy hitter was

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>> welcome back. it is opportunity for under employed youth to look for employment and earn more money. they have a program that helps and training in with it. >> and here is rachel. >> guys. >> explain this it thing.

certified program for 18-26 give them an opportunity they may not graduated h gh >> we are training for entry level, desk top support. it is a broad level jobs. >> these are great jobs. >> a lot of students graduate and they are making 2-3 times. >> it is 16 weeks. >> and this is an important job to have. when your computer doesn't work work... >> there are so many inside of the category.

force, and help these kids empower themselves. >> exactly. it is 11 weeks and 5 week internship. they are getting onsite and real world. >> are they getting jobs where they intern. >> some of them. february 29 is the first class. >> on a leap year. >> i know, right? hopefully it is a good sign. >> we are headquartered in philadelphia and we have been there for five years. >> tech impact. >> yes. and it works has been running in philly and delaware. this is the third class. >> excellent. >> it is hardwired the skills and trouble shoot an actual computer and getting into the software. >> yes. some of the sessions, which we

sponsor of us, and capital 1, they are teaching the sessions, how to write a resume, and we do mock interviews. they are teaching we are teaching them. >> they are very, very prepared. >> as far as success stories, do you have one in particular? >> one of your graduates, i heard this recently, they donated to our organization. >> oh. >> that really gets to the heart of what we do and we do make an impact. >> there's an importance of it works played in his life that allowed him to be able to do that and you will see more of that. >> i hope so. >> they pay better than what i make and what you make. and probably what you make. >> it is the field. it is a great business. >> it is not suffering any time >> no.

be the only business out there. >> yes. it may be the only business. program myself. >> there you go. >> how do people sign up? >> tech impact.org. we have an it works section. and apply online. we were interviewing students right now, we are keeping them coming. >> ages 18-26. without a college degree. >> thank you very much. >> if you want the skills needed at tech impact. it is free 16-week training program for 168-26. go to tech impact.org and click on the programs tab.

the weekend with a look at 13 >> welcome back. >> find relief for pain, spinal care of nevada can pinpoint the source so you can live life fully. >> here with the deals, the doctor with spinal care of nevada.

>> thanks for having me. >> you were voted top one hundred doctors in las vegas. >> i'm helping people who have been let down by other doctors. >> you practice the -- method. what is that? >> it is gentle, it is not twisting. giving people relief with other methods have failed. >> let's take a look at how we can pinpoint the pain. >> the nerving run down the middle, and a pinch nerve could be tingling, numbness. no cracking, we get pressure off of the nerve, wherever it runs to, the body part runs better. if you have a pinched nerve in

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from long-term pain. >> sometimes they have had stocks, drugs -- shocks, drugs and the doctor says you have to live with it. >> day 2, if we can help, we'll sit with the patient and the family, and layout a game plan. we are up front. if i can't help someone, i will get them to the right specialist. how long will this take? what will this cost me? everything you need to know to get the relief you need. >> you offer low level laser therapy. what it that? >> something you can't say it four times fast. >> it is fda approved procedure to help with pain, arthritis wrists and hands and feet, and it helps the circulation. it helps the body aligned and

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normally charged 180 bucks for it. day one you'll spend an hour x-rays and more. we have to limit it, first 20 callers, we'll do it for 37. >> there's a lot of people who have suffered for a long time. you can help these people. >> even if you have been told you have to live with chronic pain, arthritis, spine issues, sometimes there's a solution. that's what this 2-work up is meant for. sometimes a husband or wife -- a stubborn wife and husband -- and they will show up together. >> when the husband or wife suffers, the whole family can suffer as well. >> one person's health can suffer everyone around you. it effects attitude and mood. i don't claim to cure those either.

others around you when you feel better. >> thank you for joining us. >> he has a great offer, for the first 20 callers, 2-day work up, 37 dollars for a consultant, x-ray. this is not available for medicaid patients. locations include smefer land, and summer land and the southwest. >> thank you very much. >> channel 13 action news invite you to the app is free to download. it has weather radar, to keep you safe the next time there's a storm rolling in, breaking news. how much does an app like this? ten thousand? five thousand? it is free. the app store on google play. >> and junior league, and the children's museum, they want you to be a kid again at the night

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