>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, lupita nyong'o bill o'reilly celebrities read mean tweets and music from jake owen and now, the moment we've been waiting for -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything. very, very kind. we have a lot on tap tonight. including a new mean tweets.

all over you. guillermo and i will handle everything, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, very good. i see a lot of comments online from donald trump supporters asking why you always make jokes about donald trump. and not about hillary clinton. and it's true. you know, i do make more jokes about donald trump than hillary clinton. no question about it. but that's just because hillary clinton is boring. okay? [ laughter ] i'll give you an example. hillary clinton spent the day in orlando at a youth center talking about the economy, yawn. whereas donald trump today visited an african-american church with boxing promoter don king. >> -- back to incluesiveness. everybody comes. that's why when i see them try to ridiculize him or try to ostracize or pervert, i want you

should cast they vote for donald trump. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] hold on. we need to break that down a little bit. first question, why are you wearing a jean jacket to church? first he had the jacket bedazzled, then he had it ridiculized. don king also used the "n" word during his introduction. he used the "n" word to introduce donald trump in church. trump isam only don nuttier than he is. the only one with crazier hair, too. and that's why i talk about him so much, okay? trump today is in the middle of yet another controversy. according to "the washington post," he took $258,000 out of his charitable foundation. this is mondo nated to the trump foundation by people. and used it to settle business-related lawsuits, which if it's true is against the law. trump's campaign said the foundation had no intent or

"improper payments." but if you would like to make a donation, send your tax-ded tax-deductible check to the orange cross. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they are standing by. trump also -- this might be the top of them all. trump told a town hall event to discuss minority outreach with sean hannity, one of the great leaders of the black community. and this is -- somebody took a shot of the audience. i have to say, for outreach event, those are some of the whitest minorities i've ever seen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i spot one black guy in the audience. like the crowd at a jimmy buffet concert. omarosa was there, they're covered. donald trump, like him or not, he's interesting to listen to. we've found he's especially fascinating when you slow him down to half speed. with that said it's time for another edition of "drunk donald trump."

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with irish names like o'reilly, but hers is at the end before the "o." we decided to make a game, went on the street outside our studio, and we offered passersby cold, hard cash if they could spell lupita nyong'o correctly. we start ed with $5 and every time somebody got it wrong we doubled the money. this could bankrupt us. here we go, it's time for spelling. >> are you ready to play spell-brity? >> absolutely. >> for $5, spell the name of the academy award winning actress lupita nyong'o. >> can you say it one more time? >> lupita nyong'o. >> l-u-p-i-t-a, n-u -- >> for $10, spell the name lupita nyong'o.

>> nyong'o? n-y-a- -- >> for $40, spell lupita nyong'o. >> l-u-p-e -- >> n-y-o-n-g-o. >> oh, almost! almost, you missed the apos >> oh! i didn't know i had to say the apostrophe. >> l-u-p-e -- >> for $320, spell lupita nyong'o. >> i couldn't even attempt that right now. [ laughter ] >> for $640, spell lupita nyong'o.

>> nyong'o. she won the academy award. >> nyong'o. say it in a sentence, please? >> lupita nyong'o won the academy award. >> n-e-o -- >> for $1280, spell lupita nyong'o. >> l-u-p-i-t-a, n-y-o-n-g apostrophe o. >> whoa! there you go! [ cheers and applause ] >> i love america! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love you too. we have to take a break. when we come back we've got an all-new star-studded edition of "mean tweets" so stick around!

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. lupita nyong'o, bill o'reilly, music from jake owen all on the way. this is happening in ottawa. an employee at the royal canadian mint is where they keep all their money has been charged gold in his butt. he literally made off with a butt-load of money. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the way he did it was interesting, little by little. they melt the gold down and shape them into what they call puck. everything's a puck in canada i guess. he was allegedly sneaking them in, then sneaking them out the old-fashioned way. so the case is in court right now.

lester lawrence, who is a human version of the goose that laid the golden egg. the case is being heard by justice peter doody. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] for real. so miracles do happen. shouldn't a judge named doody recuse himself from a case of this nature? if this case was going on in america right now we'd be on cnn. maybe they're more mature in canada. this does prove what i've always said about canadians, they seem nice but a lot of them have $140 worth of gold up their butts. [ laughter ] i'll keep an eye on this story for you as it develops. i have the internet. speaking of the internet, the internet as you know is both a wonderful and horrible place. a place where people go to share their love and also their hate. so from time to time we like to call the haters out by inviting

of the not so nice things that are written about them. and we've done it again. it's time for our 10th edition of "celebrities reading mean tweets." >> watching hugh grant and his stuttering pathetic charm is as appealing to me as close ambiguous scrotum in a dvd case. duke, are these real or do you make them up to be especially nasty? >> kate hudson trash bag that smells like low tide. what? >> greg kinnear -- greg kinnear stars in holy [ bleep ] who gives a [ bleep ] coming soon. >> chris evans is a stupid bearded sweater wearing dumb dork. >> melissa mccarthy is the medea of white people.

[ bleep ] than ultimate warrior. >> norman reedus, i can fit two fists and a leg in my [ bleep ]. hit me up. okay? i'll do it. >> tongue punch in the fart box is a neglected phrase. use it today. example, margot robbie deserves a tongue punch in the fart box. wow. >> anthony mackie is probably angry that he [ bleep ]ard vark. >> judd apatow has completely ruined manhood. >> olivia wilde's forehead is the same size as my left ass cheek. and i weigh 250 pounds. so i'll let you imagine just how big that must be. >> paul rudd is the most boring vanilla dude. you know he just sits at home with his wife having a bland spaghetti dinner, talking about his day. that's pretty funny.

look like he's trying to squeeze a fart out without making any noise? >> has zac efron ever been in a film where he didn't play a total douche? i've never seen one of his films, i'm just judging by his face. >> oh how i loathe nickelback. p.s., [ bleep ] you, wanda sykes. >> russell crowe is delightfully paradoxical in that he is a huge [ bleep ] with a small penis. >> bryan cranston looks like jim carrey impersonating matthew mcconaughey. all right, all right, all righty then! >> i keep forgetting that kiefer sutherland isn't dead. well, whoever wrote this, if it makes you feel better, it's not for a lack of trying.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not very presidential. we have a good show tonight. music from jake owen, bill o'reilly is here, be right back with lupita nyong'o so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by pedigree. feed the good. on the road again ? n't wait to get [ girl laughs ] ? on the road again ? ? like a band of gypsies we go down the highway ? [ beetle horn honks ] no matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, for less than you expected. hurry in and lease the 2017 passat s

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. tonight from fox news this is his new book, it's called "killing the rising sun: how america vanquished world war ii japan." [ cheers and applause ] i just noticed he signed my book, look at that, dear jimmy, let's get naked, bill. isn't that nice? and also tonight, his album is "american love." jake owen from the samsung outdoor stage. there you go. i'll be getting naked with him too. tomorrow night viola davis, pete holmes, music from ray schwimmer.

actress who carries both an oscar and a lightsaber. her newest movie is about a real-life african chess prodigy, "queen of kotway." >> you keep away from my daughter. >> stop it, mommy! >> if i see you sneaking around here again i will beat this into scrap. >> you be careful, this bike is worth more than everything you have. >> theo! >> "queen of kotway" opens friday. please welcome lupita nyong'o! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. i love that, what do you call that?

katwe" so i call it my gown. >> jimmy: very nice. do you buy it with the dress or -- >> i got it with the fabric of the dress. we use the same fabric for the head wrap. >> jimmy: it's a whole thing, isn't it, it is. >> it would look foolish on me, on you it looks fantastic. since you've been here last you've won an oscar, you were in "star wars," you were on broadway, i think you bowled a perfect game? [ laughter ] are you a bowler? have you ever bowled? >> i am so bad >> you're bad at bowling. >> really bad. i need those what do you call them? >> jimmy: the guards. they're for children. they put the guards up for you? >> it's the only way i can hit those pins. >> you can do a lot of other things so that's okay. when you go to kenya are you treated like a hero? is there a parade in your honor when you show up? >> i went home for the first time since i won the oscar last year. we had like a whole homecoming.

have praise songs sung about you. >> jimmy: they're called what? >> praise songs. >> prai >>. >> jimmy: praise songs, oh wow. >> students sang praise songs, things i said, they did all these skits for me. it was so moving i was overwhelmed and i cried a lot. >> jimmy: i'll bet. they'll write songs about you and sing them to you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many different songs were there? >> there were like probably -- like ten. >> jimmy: the y your ipod and listen to them over and over again? >> no, they're tear jerkers, i can't do that. >> jimmy: you were in a jay-z song? >> i was. >> jimmy: right, right. >> yes. >> jimmy: you yourself weren't. your name was in the song. >> he shouted me out and i felt like the cool els kid. >> jimmy: did he give you a heads-up that was coming? >> no, i had no idea. i was actually taking some repose in massachusetts when my brother started sending me all

and jay-z. he sent me the link. then i heard it. i was like, what? [ cheers and applause ] oh, man. that -- yeah, that is the height. >> jimmy: have you met jay-z. >> i have actually. >> jimmy: where did you meet him? >> at the oscars last year. it was at the after party. and he came towards me. he was with beyonce, whom i met the year geeked out over that. >> jimmy: we'll get to that as well. >> he came and as he approached he was like, did i do good? i did good, right? i was like, you did so good! >> jimmy: you should have acted like you didn't know what he was talking about. [ laughter ] what, i don't know what you mean. what about beyonce? >> i met her at the met ball in 2014. so it was shortly after i'd won the oscar. and it was my first met ball. and we were at the boom boom

>> the boom boom room? >> jimmy: i don't get invited to those things. >> it's the standard hotel. anyway, we were there. my friends were like, there comes beyonce! then i turned and she's coming towards me. and it was her and solange. she said, me and my sister were geeking out, hi, i'm beyonce. and i was like, uhh! what kind of world is this where beyonce is coming to introduce herself to me? oh my goodness, it was amazing. >> jimmy: it's pretty right? >> yes. >> jimmy: beyonce has an effect on especially women, it seems, that's like nothing i've ever seen. my wife, every time -- she went to see beyonce last weekend, she came home, she seemed disgusted with me. [ laughter ] >> i was really disgusted with a friend of mine who insisted taking the photo. she was so drunk, she could barely hold the camera in one place. and i was like, please give the camera to someone else. and she wouldn't let me take it. she took this photo. then all i had was this blurry

show people that i met beyonce. luckily she posted a picture of us together. >> jimmy: beyonce did, beyonce got a good picture. >> yes, she did. >> jimmy: that's a hell of a thing, you can't rely on your friend, you have to rely on beyonce to take your photos for you. then you saved it? did you screen grab it? >> i did it all. i reposted it, sent to it my family. one of my cousins actually who was not fazed at all that was in a movie or that i had won an oscar, she started carrying, when she all of a sudden i was her best friend. >> jimmy: oh, really, interesting. how many kts scousins do you ha? >> more than 50. >> jimmy: you don't need that one then, i guess. [ laughter ] sounds like you got plenty of cousins. are you having fun? this movie is based on a real person, right? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: tell us about that young woman.

born in the poorest neighborhood of uganda, katwe. she discovered a love of chess through this mentor. she ended up not only becoming an international chess champion, but pulling her family out of poverty. because of her chess skills. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> i play her mother. >> jimmy: you play her mother. is she involved in the promotion of the film? is she excited about this? >> yes, she is. she was with us at the toronto international film festival where we had it was the very first film that she had watched in a movie theater. very first film she watched on the big screen. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: even after she'd become a chess champion, she never went to the movies? >> no, her first movie was hers. [ audience awwing ] >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy. that's pretty crazy. what was the first movie you ever saw? >> it was probably something starring -- >> jimmy: it wasn't about you?

it was steven seagal i bet. >> jimmy: was it really? >> yeah, yeah. kenya was really big on steven seagal and chajackie chan. >> jimmy: who isn't big on steven seagal? sounds like somebody it would be a dream to work with? >> haven't met him. >> jimmy: i'd although of to make that happen for you. [ laughter ] when it does, we've got to make sure you have a sober friend nearby to snap the photograph. [ laughter ] it's congratulations on the film, "keen of katwe." lupita nyong'o, everybody. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ]

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narrator: afscme people is responsible for the content of this ad. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music from jake owen. our next guest is an emmy-winning reporter, political commentator, host of "the o'reilly factor." he's written more books about killing than steven "killing the rising sun: how world war ii vanquished japan." please welcome bill o'reilly! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: you're almost too big for the door. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm all right, i'm all right. busy. we're good. >> jimmy: you know i've read all these killing books. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i enjoy them.

it separates you from most of the talk show hosts. >> jimmy: i got this before the emmy weekend. so i haven't had a chance to read it. don't tell me how it ends. i don't want it spoiled. >> they lose. >> jimmy: does america win? oh, dammit! oh, no, wait, we win? oh, that's great news. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: good to see you. this book, usually the killing books are about an individual. >> right. >> jimmy: this one's about an empire, about japan and when we dropped the bomb on japan. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was surprised. i got a little overview of the book. i was surprised about how many generals that we were against dropping the bomb. >> yeah, i was surprised too. when i started researching it. the reason i wrote this book is because we live in a time where a lot of people are disrespecting their own country. and i think that that -- everybody's right to protest and all that but they should understand the nobility of america. >> jimmy: one of the worst ways you can disrespect the country is by not knowing anything about what happened. >> right. and drawing conclusions on very small things.

this, dwight eisenhower, the commander in europe, didn't want to drop the a-bomb. he told truman not to do it. i'm not going to tell you, why it's part of the book to find that out. but i didn't know that. who was for it, who was against it? eisenhower against it. macarthur didn't want to drop the bomb. again, for reasons that will startle you. so truman was put in this position where his two major commanders said don't do it, but he did it anyway. again, that's why we wrote the book, why he dropped the a-bomb, how americans sacrificed unbelievably to defeat this evil empire. that's what they were at the time, japan. and what it took. and it took amazing amount of courage. >> jimmy: you did an interesting thing. you wrote letters to president obama and to all the living presidents. >> five living presidents. >> jimmy: asking them what they would have done if they were in the same position. >> right. >> jimmy: and who responded to you? >> three responded. jimmy carter and the two bushes.

have dropped the bomb. and they gave me the reasons. and we put those letters in the book. president obama did not respond. i don't think he would have dropped the bomb. speculation. speculation, but he's not that -- president obama looks at the world in a way that he thinks he can negotiate a lot of things. all right? so i don't think he would have -- >> jimmy: sounds like another guy that's running for president right now, doesn't it? >> well, that's -- i think trump probably would have dropped it. as fast as he could. is it ready yet? come on! and bill clinton didn't write. i think clinton would have dropped it. but he didn't want to get involved in any controversy to take away from his wife's campaign. >> jimmy: i see. >> that's why i think those two guys didn't. >> jimmy: or maybe they're waiting for the paperback to come out. >> could be that. >> jimmy: when i watch you speak to donald trump, i don't think you go easy on him at all. and in fact, i'd even say that

you're interviewing him, that maybe you're not actually going to vote for him. >> well, look. my job is to get as much as i can out of both candidates and present that to the voter. i never say who i'm going to vote for, i never endorse anybody. fy endorse someone, they will be arrested the next day, all right? that's going to happen. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> it's just my karma. am i say, kimmel, you're the greatest in the world, tomorrow you'll be in cuffs. you don't want me involved. >> jimmy: okay. >> my interview obviously, we've been doing this 20 years, everybody knows, is confrontational. if i think a political person is not telling the truth or doesn't have the right point of view, i say that. and so trump and i have a long-term relationship. we've known each other for years. he takes a lot of guff from me that he wouldn't take from other people. >> jimmy: i want to play a clip from your interview on monday with donald trump. >> your profile, arab or muslim men, how would that work?

look, israel does it and israel does it very successfully. >> they do it at the airport. >> well, they do it. they do it. when they see somebody that they'd like to talk to, that they'd like to look at, that they'd like to maybe open up their satchel and take a look what's inside, they do it. >> jimmy: isn't that unamerican, to suggest that we should be racially profiling americans? >> you know, i don't think so. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no. i think that at this point in our country, that if security problem and you level, you've got to level with everybody. listen, what we're going to do is give the authorities a little bit more rein to question people who they think are not act until a proper manner. i wouldn't do it on the race thing or -- >> jimmy: but i'm talking about racial profiling, i'm not talking about -- >> that's the deal. if there's a certain person that is spotted by airport security or security in a city, all

point they can't do anything. they being the authorities. because the person can sue, the person can scream, i didn't do anything wrong. i think you have to give the law enforcement a little bit more room here. you have to tell the american people, look, it isn't personal, we just need to get as much security in place as possible. and i think the american people would accept that. >> jimmy: yeah, but the american people sometimes do stupid things. i mean, the american people also -- i don't think that would include people who would be subject. for instance, if you were that position and you were just a regular american sit zep, you happen to wear a turban or something like that, and you were constantly getting pulled over, wouldn't that -- >> annoying as hell. >> jimmy: more than just annoying. >> well, if the word constantly -- yes. that can happen. but if -- >> jimmy: more than others who are of the white race. >> let me give you an example, who nut who allegedly bombed jersey and new york over the weekend. okay, cops knew him. everybody in linden, no one,

trouble. so you're not supposed to watch this guy? i mean, yeah, you are. and that's what i think we need. more common sense. not random pull-over because i don't like your beard, because you would never get in a car, okay? it would be something like, this guy has a history. which he did, which he did. look, if you're going to pakistan and afghanistan, if you're going to quetta, the fbi has to watch you. quetta's not miami beach, it's the headquarters of the taliban. you don't go there for christmas vacation. yet this guy went and he came back. and nobody's watching him. and that's what i think america's fed up with. >> jimmy: we have this debate on monday. do you think that donald trump is going to do well in this debate? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: no idea? >> no, because -- here's the deal on the debate. this is going to be fun. everybody's going to watch, going to be huge ratings.

vulnerabilities. would you agree? >> jimmy: yes, sure. how would you characterize those vulnerabilities? >> in trump, trump could say anything at any time. trump won the republican debates by saying stuff like, you're boring. you're fat. you're sweating. that's how trump won. >> jimmy: he was the funniest one at the debates, yeah. >> you had no idea what insult -- i thought i was watching don rickles, all right? [ laughter ] what is he going to say next? but people were so fed up with politicians, they bought it. all right? if he starts that clinton, you're crooked! crooked hillary! he'll lose. that will be the end of him. i think he knows it but i'm not sure, who knows. if he's in a bad mood he might come out with a pie, all right? [ laughter ] on the other side, hillary clinton is calling him all kinds of names. names that, misogynist, racist. if she starts that, she'll lose. because americans want problem solving. have y you've heard the insults, you

it's the best case, and both have to make their case. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, but when they do make their case, i hope that there are specifics. i hope that -- >> there won't be. >> jimmy: you don't think there will be? >> no. >> jimmy: do you think donald trump knows who the prime minister of india is? >> i don't know hot prime minister of india is, all right? >> jimmy: you don't have to know who the prime minister of india is. >> we're not trying to clean up the beg the gain ganges here. trump is not a policy guy -- >> jimmy: what guy is he, though? >> that's a good question. trump sees himself as a master negotiator. so whatever problem is presented to him, he's going to have his guys. gingrich, giuliani, all these guyses. they're going to say, look. this is the problem. and then he's going to say, all right what do you think, what do you think? then he'll say, i can make this deal. all right? i'm going to do this. that's how he sees himself. >> jimmy: i see. i understand. >> clinton much more versed on

get right into policy. >> jimmy: right. >> and then look at him and go, do you know what i'm talking about? because maybe he won't. because she knows who the leaders are. what the vibe is. >> jimmy: that's her wheelhouse, she's been doing it a long time. >> but she has a record of dubious, word of the day, dubious accomplishments. so he can go in there. that's why this debate is going to be so fascinating. they both have big weak points. >> did you see trump with don king today? >> i saw something with don king. and i thought he was booking a fight between trump -- >> jimmy: is he promoting this debate? >> and the editor of "the washington post." that's what i thought it was. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, well, i can't wait to see it. i'll tell you. >> it's going to be something. >> jimmy: it is. this is the book, it's "killing the rising sun: how america vanquished world war ii japan." bill o'reilly, everybody.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. what kind of person would misuse the topic of rape in a political campaign? joe heck, that's who. the truth is, as attorney general, catherine cortez masto led the fight against crimes like sexual assault and worked with republicans and democrats to make sure rape kits were administered for victims. but in washington, congressman joe heck

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> thanks to lupita nyong'o, bill o'reilly, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. first this is his album "america love." here with "american country love song," jake owen! ? ? ? it's two tickets to a concert it's a daytona airbrush t-shirt ? ? wonderin' who's gonna kiss who first you know what i'm talkin' about ? ? hey baby what you doin' tonight it's butterflies and bud lights ? ? under the stars and on the stripes of a beach towel

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