>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and appus ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense tonight, all right? everything is very important.

know, 37 million americans gathered around their tv sets and portable viewing devices for the mildly anticipated vice presidential debate. and it was just about as interesting as you might imagine an argument between a guy named tim and a guy named mike would be. kaine played hardball, pence played dodgeball, and the big winner was anyone watching anything else on television. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to say i was disappointed. the candidates failed to address a number of big issues. for instance, neither guy had a plan for getting kim kardashian's jewelry back. [ laughter ] which is nuts. mike pence spent a lot of the evening denying that donald trump had said a number of things that donald trump has said. he even seemed offended by some of them. calling mexicans reigns rapists?

kaine's wife ann greeting pence with very heavy patting. these burping her, that's a lot of patting. put that woman in charge of tsa. donald trump weighed in. which candidate do you think he thought gave the stronger performance last night? see if you can guess. here's his tweet. mike pence won big, we should all be proud of mike. that's the you give a 6-year-old after a soccer game. but it was refreshing to see donald trump happy about his mike after a debate this time. there were a couple of moments that stood out. tim kaine accused donald trump of running an insult-driven campaign, an accusation to which mike pence took great exception. >> the campaign of hillary clinton and tim kaine has been an avalanche of insults. >> senator, you and hillary clinton would know a lot about an insult-driven campaign.

insult-driven campaign? did you just hear that? ours is an insult-driven campaign? >> jimmy: somehow he managed to say that with a straight face. while he was shuffling out righteous indignation, while he was saying it wasn't an insult-driven campaign, donald trump was tweeting this. kaine looks like an evil crook out of the batman movies. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really. the best. trump live tweeted the whole debate. mostly he retweeted the debate. retweeted a bunch of things. pence is so prepared, he did his homework, outperformed kaine. which is fine. just to get background, we looked up this this see what else he or she tweeted. we found this. there are new poop containers on the shelf over the garage of the cat outhouse, go ahead and replace the entire container, thanks. i'll be right over to take care of that.

again, this one about hillary clinton. no, she only gets americans killed, benghazi, we need real donald trump, maga. what else is because i'm de mama tweeted, seriously do you think your signs change when a 4-year-old want what's next putting all the undies in one department? and this was the best retweet from if dan yt, loving mike pence, so likeable and sensible, kaine is just talking bull. let's look at one of earlier tweets. there is no pokemon at mom's house, not one popped up, it's like she's murdered them all. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he did say he's going to surround himself with the best people, and so far he has done that. tim kaine was very feisty last night. he interrupted mike pence 70 times. he interrupted so much we might have to start tall calling him

this tendency caught donald trump's attention. he tweeted, the constant interruptions last night by tim kaine should not have been allowed. mike pence won big. yeah, i agree, it's totally unfair when someone keeps interrupting during a debate, who would ever do something like that? >> he talks about the great businesses he's built, he inherited over $100 million -- >> wrong. >> with that money -- >> wrong, wrong, wrong. >> women's income grew three times faster than national average when i was governor -- >> why did you say it? >> question improved -- >> i kno >> first of all -- >> governor -- >> we have grown -- >> let him speak. >> you know where donald trump would be right now -- >> no, no, no -- >> selling watches -- >> no, no -- >> donald, donald, i understand rules very hard for you -- >> we're doing a great job, i have his book -- >> thank you for the book. thank you for the book. >> let me point out -- >> that is not what you said in --

hard not to interrupt -- >> it's not what you said in the op ed. >> breathe, breathe, breet. you can do it. you can breathe. >> jimmy: we'll never see anything like this again. soak it up. [ cheers and applause ] maybe we will, i don't know. personally, i don't know about you, i thought the candidate who came off best last night was me. you know, originally they tried to cut me out of the debate even though i am running for vice president. and polling at 100%. but i found a way as i always do to get myself right back in it. >> gentlemen, welcome, it truly is a privilege to be with you tonight. >> jimmy: once i got out from under the desk i was able to do my thing. when i got pushed i pushed back. when i was challenged i met that challenge.

pence decided it was a good idea to start attacking my friends, that's when i put on my brass knuckles. >> i want to turn to our next segment, ilgrace. your running mates have both said undocumented immigrants who have committed violent crimes should be deported. what would you tell the millions of undocumented immigrants who have not committed violent crimes? >> jimmy: first of all, elaine, let me say i love what you're doing with your eyelashes. it's great. as far as what i would tell a friend here who could speak to that better than i can. what would you tell those immigrants who have not committed crimes? >> guillermo: be cool, stay in school. >> jimmy: be cool and stay in school is where we stand on that one. >> you whipped out that mexican thing again. >> jimmy: the mexican thing? you mean the mexican person? it's not a thing. >> guillermo: yeah, i'm a person, you son of a bitch. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: well done, guillermo. that mexican thing was the quote of the night. that mexican thing. i like to imagine that's the way donald trump orders his taco bowl. give me that mexican thing! of course our nation's news channels took that and they ran with it all day long today. >> you whipped out that mexican thing again. >> he whipped out that mexican thing again. >> he whipped out that mexican thing >> he whipped out that mexican thing again. >> that mexican thing. >> that mexican thing trending. >> hash tag that mexican thing. >> the mexican thing. >> that mexican thing. >> the mexican thing. >> that mexican thing. >> that mexican thing. >> what is that mexican thing? [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: that's your halloween costume. other than that, it was a pretty boring debate. all of a sudden you start to

middle -- he makes this stuff more exciting. remember all that sniffling he did when he was debating hillary clinton? well, some people suggested he might be under the influence of drugs. which he was not. but this is what it would look like if he was. we caught up with donald on the campaign trail and we sped him up for another edition of "coked-up trump." [ tape playing very fast." >> they said on television donald trump was making this speech and it looked like he was sweating it was 109 degrees. what am i going to do it's hot in this room thank you very much we love you man thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. we have more highlights from my big win at the debates. and we asked teachers, school teachers, to tell us what they hate about their jobs. and they took the assignment very seriously. stick around, we will be right back with that.

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome bar. zach galifianakis and idina menzel on the way. the police department in denver, colorado, says they're running out -- are you from denver? you're going to like this. they're running out of space to store all the marijuana they've confiscated. [ laughter ] recreational marijuana is legal in colorado but the police still end up seizing massive amounts of it when it is grown illegally. now they have it, they have nowhere to put it. they're asking for more than $125,000 for additional staff and storage to manage it. or they could just sell it and make 10 times as much money. [ laughter ] i don't understand this. to me -- it's legal there right? make use of it. you don't even have to keep it. send it to alaska.

that. one good cypress hill concert could take care of the whole -- willie nelson would be more than happy to pick that up in his bus. what we need in this country is common sense. here's another thing. very bad news for those of us who use an atm to get cash. out of network atm fees, when you use the other bank's, a record high -- atm fees are up to an average of $4.57 per transaction. if you withdraw $20, you get $15.43. that's one of the things i will take care of when i am vice president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] it's not on the top of the list but it's way, way up there. when i am vice president, not only won't it cost you anything to get $20 out, atms will be more like slot machines. sometimes you'll put the card in, money will just come shooting out in your face. [ cheers and applause ] lights will go on, bells will ring, people start cheering and a waitress will show up with a

i have enough good ideas for two countries. i might run for vice president of canada while i'm at it. do they have that? i don't know. i'll run for whatever they have. and of course we're very focused on politics here in the united states right now. but the united kingdom, the brexit decision which we've forgotten about is still very much on their minds. this is what the leader of the torrey party in wales had to say. >> working together with our excellent new prime minister theresa may, we will make brexit a success. i'm confident, mark my words, we will make breakfast -- br a success. >> brexit is the most important meal of the day. back to me. i want to point out one other highlight from my performance last night. where were we? what city were we in? >> guillermo: east coast. >> jimmy: we were on the east coast. do you remember the town? what was the airport we flew

remember. >> jimmy: you don't remember either. i feel like i nailed it at the end. this moment shows better than any moment the difference between me and my socalled opponents. >> please tune in sunday for the second presidential debate -- >> elaine? elaine? elaine? elaine? >> and the final debate on october 19th -- >> jimmy: i'd like to make a closing statement off the top of my head. when i am vice, i'll be so nice. if there's a party, i'll pick up ice. i'll bring fried rice. 87 lice. i don't have lice. don't think twice, just roll the dice. i'll be your vice. thank you. >> did you work on that one a long time? that had a lot of creative lines in it. >> jimmy: yeah, no, it's called freestyle. maybe you should try it sometime. white-ass. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he started it. hey, today by the way, if you don't know, is world teachers day. world teachers day is a chance

around the globe. donald trump's been part of world teachers day visiting a first grade class in las vegas. listen closely, pay attention to the little girl on the left side of your screen. >> hi, kids. are you all great students? >> nice to meet you. >> hi! >> good students. >> yes, we're working hard. >> jimmy: the honest family is going to be the first over the wall. teachers are so important to this country for our children and our future. i think it's our job to listen to them to find out what we can do to make their lives better. i reefed out to teachers and asked them to tell me what they hate about their jobs. we got a lot of responses. a couple of responses we couldn't use because the principals saw the videos and one teacher got suspended five days for this. we salute him. we got plenty of responses, many

this is what teachers hate about teaching. >> i hate when a parent does their child's homework and then pretends like their child did their own homework. >> when a student obviously farts in class, i'm not allowed to laugh. and i have to get all the other students to stop laughing too. >> pointing out my pimples. thank you. >> when a student asks what time it is. and the clock is behind me, above the board. >> getting blamed for everything that's wrong with your children. >> we are responsible for creating doctors, lawyers, engineers, even athletes. and we get crappy pay. >> lunches are like 20 minutes long? i've trained myself to eat so fast that i don't think i've tasted anything since 2011. >> we also don't have free coffee. why?

seeing a student outside of school. >> what i hate about teaching is that moment when i misspell one word and the students look at me like i'm the dumbest person on earth. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so next, next we want to hear from the i.t. people of america. share the struggles that go along with working i.t. the stupid stuff you find on people's computers, all the crazy sh you see working in i.t. record yourself, keep it to the point, post it to youtube with the hash tag what i hate in the title, disguise yourself if need be. i look forward to your responses. that will be our next series in "what i.t. people hate." idina menzel is here. be right back with zach g galifiana galifianakis!

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idina menzel is here to chat with and sing for us on the crown royal stage. that will be fun. tomorrow night - martin lawrence will be here. from "westworld," luke hemsworth will join us. there's another hemsworth, wow. good news, ladies. and we'll have music from gary clark jr. so please join us then. you know our first guest from his show called "baskets" on fx, and those movies about being drunk in las vegas. his new movie - he has a lot of them out now, is called "keeping up with the joneses." it opens in theaters october 21st. please say hello to zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] ?

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is this security? you have a security guard now? what's going on? >> oh, no. this is marcus. >> jimmy: hi, marcus. >> i was here a week ago. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that was you. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's a little quick on the draw. your applause sign wasn't working last week. so i brought my own guy. guy i've been working with about 20 years. >> jimmy: i don't think -- i don't think -- [ la >> jimmy: okay, all right. i guess that's fine. usually we don't have applause signage in the middle of the show. it's like kind of a thing right at the beginning and stuff. >> well, you should. applause sign. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's see if we can

menzel's segment. >> okay. >> jimmy: by the way, how old is your son dyson? zach's son is named after the vacuum cleaner. >> that's right. no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that was -- what's wrong? is there a problem? >> yeah. >> jimmy: something wrong? >> he's stepping on the whole bit. >> jimmy: you're the one that brought brought him out here. >> i feel now it's overkill, don't you think, maybe? [ audience: aww ] [ applause ] >> my son is not named -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your son is -- oh, you're saying your son is not named after a vacuum cleaner? >> no. >> jimmy: how old is he now? >> he's -- he's 3. and he -- >> jimmy: does he love "frozen"? >> you know, i'm a pretty strict dad, he hasn't seep it. i don't let him watch anything except my sizzle reel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really. how often does he watch that?

>> jimmy: a daily thing? >> that's how we start the day. >> jimmy: you -- by the way, happy birthday. you had a birthday on saturday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you hired cheap labor to do this for you. [ cheers and applause ] now they're [ bleep ] with us. anyway. happy birthday. >> >> jimmy: did you have a party? did you celebrate? what did you do? >> i went to a drive-through. [ laughter ] in reverse. just because it was fun. we had the people over. >> jimmy: you did. >> i didn't invite you. >> jimmy: yeah, i know you didn't. >> no we had a few people over. it was really nice. you know -- i was here last week. >> jimmy: you were. >> i feel like we don't -- like i don't know what to say because we used it all last week. >> jimmy: i see.

i brought you something to help you with the questioning. >> jimmy: okay. oh, thank you. oh, look at that, a teen bad magazine. is this you -- what is this? >> there's a profile of a young actor in there from 1978. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> i thought maybe we could ask some of those questions. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. oh, you highlighted some questions for me, okay. >> general actor questions that, you know -- i always come on here, i'm so weird, i just want to >> jimmy: yeah, that would be great. what do you like to do when you go on a date? >> oh, gosh, i love dating. i love women. i love dating. >> jimmy: oh. >> my wife lets me date. >> jimmy: she does. [ laughter ] >> i like to listen to music and jam out to good grooves. >> do grooves? do you like to dance? >> i love to dance to rock music or slow rock music. i just like dancing in general. waltzing is one of my pastimes. >> jimmy: i've got to get past a

and we'll get to the other questions. how is your own music going? >> what was that one? >> jimmy: how is your own music going? >> how is my own music going? >> jimmy: yeah. how is your own music going? >> oh, the music i own, yeah. [ laughter ] it's great, i have 1,200 songs in my iphone. >> jimmy: wow. >> so my own music's going well. >> jimmy: do you material? >> unfortunately, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you plan to combine an acting career and a music career? >> that's a great question, jimmy? thanks. >> you know, since i wasn't -- since i've been a child actor, i've always wanted to -- >> jimmy: you were a child actor? >> yeah, my two stage moms are right there. >> jimmy: oh, those ladies are from texas. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: your stage moms. they didn't mention that at all to me. they share a birthday. >> i know, september 1st. >> jimmy: but they're not twins. >> they're not twins, i know, isn't that strange. you were conceived on? valentine's day? >> jimmy: yeah, i think so. [ laughter ] >> it's not going to make sense to anyone watching it. >> jimmy: no, no, no. it doesn't make sense to the people here. [ laughter ] you know what, why a break and we'll regroup. and we'll instruct the audience what to do with cards and be back with zach galifianakis, "keeping up with the joneses." [ cheers and applause ] ? electrical charges live at the heart of every hybrid. only a few... truly move us.

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are you hurt? >> i've been shot! >> oh, god. no, it's just the latte. >> it burns! >> let's run for karl's house. oh, god! >> get in the car! >> why, so you can kill us in there? >> i said, get in the car. >> we're going to get in the car. >> guys, now.

run, okay? one, two -- jeff! >> oh my god. >> i haven't said three! >> jeff, please, would you just get in the car? >> i was making a head start. >> on your wife? >> jimmy: zach galifianakis and friends with "keeping up with the joneses." eye you and isla fisher are a couple and spies move into your neighborhood? >> that's right. the woman in the scene and i -- we, >> jimmy: that's exactly what i said. >> i'm trying to make it longer. jon hamm and gal gadot, who i've known for years from the milan runway scene -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were a part of that? i didn't know that, really? >> yeah, yeah, for years, yeah. lot of years. >> jimmy: gal or jon hamm, who have you known longer? >> i've known jon a long time.

that movie. i'm old, i'm old. so, yeah -- i've known jon for many years. i met -- i knew isla -- but gal was the first person i met for the first time. >> jimmy: the first one that you met. jon hamm -- somebody you knew, i knew him too, before anybody knew who he was. >> i knew him when he was jon ha hammburg. >> jimmy: is that right? that's longer than me. >> which is very confusing. no, i've known jon for years. he was this handsome guy -- >> jimmy: he was handsome back then? >> yeah, he used to be handsome. >> jimmy: really, interesting. >> he was this kind of nice-looking gentleman hanging out in the comedy scene. i guess you knew him too. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> this funny handsome guy. i never really -- i was like, that guy's never going to amount to much. [ laughter ] you know. now we're in a movie together. >> jimmy: now you're in a movie

out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't think people understand what an odd thing it is. you have a lot of friends and most of them don't become famous. sudden lie jon hamm is like, oh, that's the guy from my house. >> right, i don't have any friends. so it wasn't that weird. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> it wasn't that weird, yeah. >> jimmy: you were as i mentioned, you why here last week. with kristen wiig and owen wilson. promoting another movie. you have two movies in one month. "masterminds." were you disappointed the movie didn't do well at the box office? because you guys worked on that movie -- >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: you must be -- you know, when you work on a movie -- >> that movie made $200 million opening weekend. >> jimmy: no, actually, it didn't. >> that's what they told me. how much did it make? >> jimmy: i think it only made like $6 million. [ audience: aww ] >> jimmy: hey, i didn't --

i'm not that good of an actor. >> jimmy: the guy's behind you with sign. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i want to say congratulations on your show "baskets" which is a show that i love. [ cheers and applause ] are you shooting new episodes right now? they might not know it. maybe they do know it though. >> yeah, we started shooting. >> jimmy: let me do a quiz. who plays the mom on "baskets"? there they go, they know louis anderson, won an emmy for his role playing your mother he did, i know. [ applause ] >> remarkable. >> jimmy: which is crazy. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you call him right away? >> i didn't know he -- you hosted? >> jimmy: i did. >> yeah, i didn't watch. >> jimmy: you didn't know any of this? >> my sister texted me that he won. >> jimmy: is that true? >> my sister texted me. and i kind of forgot he was up for it. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> yeah, it was really kind of

>> what? i'm trying to be sincere! [ laughter ] it was really special. >> jimmy: it was a special night, yeah, yeah. >> it was really great. i was working on that show, "baskets," last week. i was tired. i called my aunt, i called her, who's in her late 70s. and i call her to just say hi, haven't talked to her in a while, hi aunt louise, how are she goes what are you working on now? i was like, oh, i work on this show where i play a rodeo clown. she's like, oh, yeah, i saw it, it's [ bleep ] horrible. [ laughter ] hold on, uncle nick wants to talk to you. family. >> jimmy: that should be the last call. it's very good to see you. zach galifianakis! "keeping up with the joneses" opens in theaters october 21st. we'll be right back with

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a grammy and tony award winning performer with a voice that launched a billion "elsas" for halloween. her newest album has nothing to do with snowmen. "idina" is available now. please welcome idina menzel. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi. >> jimmy: i want you to know that, first of all, welcome. it's great to have you here. i hear your voice in the morning and at night every single day, over and over and over and over again. >> i know, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: there's no need for apology, it's very cute, my daughter's 2 years old. she does the hand motions, she sings along. >> you must hate me. >> jimmy: no, i like it. your costar kristen bell, her

she does not like it at all. >> yeah, neither does my son. >> jimmy: your son, how old -- >> he's 7. he doesn't like it at all. >> jimmy: it's not such a typically boy's thing. >> no, but he really doesn't appreciate mommy's singing. >> jimmy: really. >> he likes to -- i don't know what this is going to say about him. if he's gay, that's totally fine. he likes to put on my high heel shoes and comes into the kitchen. he'll be like, i'm idina menzel! >> jimmy: he's mocking you. >> mocking me, it's horrible. >> jimmy: when you made your new album, did you do it with your kid fans in mind? or are they out of the picture on this one? >> no, i try to be true to myself, but it's really hard. i have this weird demographic. like 2-year-old little girls and older gay men and some moms in between. i'll be hanging out on stage in my concert and i'm disney so i don't want to anger them, but

me. you know what i mean? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, you have to be you, just like your song. >> sometimes i like to -- i come from long island, a little truck driver mouth thing happening, you know. sometimes i tell the kids in the front, what's the thing from the movie, when he goes earmuffs. i just tell like the mom with the little girl in the blue dress before i'm about to say [ bleep ], i say "earmuffs" then go on and talk about some guy i >> jimmy: by the way, you're engaged, congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you're getting married. will you, i've seen this happen with people i know, will you sing at your own wedding? >> i don't -- i was a wedding singer and a bar mitzvah singer. >> so that's out then. >> i can't be the entertainment. maybe if i get drunk enough? >> jimmy: will you use the band you sang with at your wedding? >> probably not.

every wedding and bar mitzvah from the kitchen out. you know "goodfellas" in the beginning? sort of like that, all this romance and the worst, greasiest -- >> jimmy: i had the same experience, i was a deejay at a wedding. >> that's what i heard. >> jimmy: interesting job, it really is. you see people on the most important day of their lives, and they're all dressed up, and then they get drunk. >> they're drunk, they have all this like family dysfunction, or i was like -- i did this gig in julia roberts was there. >> jimmy: wow. >> i love julia roberts. this is years ago. when she was dating jason patrick. i was so stunned. >> jimmy: i know who jason patrick is. >> i think they were dating. >> you'd be amazed at what i don't know. >> i know everything about it. >> jimmy: i'm still reading about willie mays. >> i have that magazine, under my bunk in camp. >> jimmy: you'd get arrested for having this magazine now. what happened with julia

and the groom got really drunk. all his frat boys came around me. and i was singing my go-to, "respect." for the motown segment. >> jimmy: i did that, yeah. >> i was doing my thing. all of a sudden he came around, he was all over me. and i was just so worried that julia wroberts was going to thik i was a whore. it was horrible. >> jimmy: she did play a hooker in "pretty woman." >> she understands. >> you have that in common. davey diggs was here, he was in "hamilton." i saw you in wicked." >> you did, thanks. >> jimmy: it was really great. took my kids to see it. >> we didn't see each other. this is the first time we're meeting. >> jimmy: no, i bought tickets and went. i don't know, that never even occurred to me. >> i'm glad because, you know -- the cute guys would come backstage and i'd be in green makeup and i would say, should i shower really quick? meet them with no makeup? or meet them with green, disgusting, sweating makeup on? that was a decision every night.

that came back? >> the one actually -- the one was -- the one that never came back until i finished, the one i always dreamed of coming back was matt damon. [ laughter ] i know, i'm sorry, sorry. just listen. this is why it's funny, it comes full circle. in london, right, all my friends in the cast knew that i had this movie star crush on matt damon. every night they'd say, matt damon's in the audience he was never this, right? then finally one night they said he really is and we're not lying. turned out -- afterwards i get the green off, i want to look pretty. turns out he got the tickets for his mom and dad. not cool. >> jimmy: what a son of a -- >> know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. not cool at all. >> he was doing a movie in london, i thought maybe he really will come. he had a young daughter at the time. finally he came. he came backstage, i got the green makeup off, and he was there with his wife.

"wicked." he seemed so bored by it. she was so sweet but he seemed to hate it. >> jimmy: do you think he hated it? >> i think he hated me. >> jimmy: he's backstage right now waiting to get on the show. >> no, i don't want to put him on the spot. >> jimmy: well, look, here he is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: matt? >> yeah? >> jimmy: i don't normally do this, but did you hate >> i'm really -- i'm kind of hurt by this. i loved "wicked." >> jimmy: you did? >> i loved it. and i loved idina in it. >> thank you. >> we went back. i was in london making a movie. >> you didn't say anything. >> i'm sorry -- >> jimmy: matt -- >> i was so moved. >> jimmy: matt, this is a great story but we don't have time for you. [ laughter ] >> no, jimmy -- >> jimmy: idina's new album is called "idina."

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>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whisky. vanilla so good. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank zach galifianakis and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. mel be rescheduled. "nightline" is next but first, her album is called "idina." here with the song "everybody knows," idina menzel! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? i can feel you breathe hear your heart beat i love the sound ? ? i'm hearing it loud i don't wanna

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? and build it again i found mine piece the missing part found the hands ? ? to heal these broken bones you're the key to start my heart ? ? it's beating loud so everybody knows be the light that you are shine like fire ? ? in my heart hold me tight in the dark oh my god i can feel it be the light that you are ? ? shine like fire in my heart hold me tight in the dark oh my god i can feel it be the light that you are ? ? shine like fire in my heart hold me tight in the dark

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