>> reporter: dawn hawkins with the anti pornography group believes more should be done. her organization has been working to get filtering systems at libraries. >> i think it's not enough. everyone with those protective screens people walking directly behind somebody can still see pornography. upon in the library there's no place for that -- porn in the library there's no place for that. >> reporter: at least one library patron was disappointed with the new screens. >> you don't think it blocks much? >> no it didn't block much at all. i just saw there and saw what people railroad doing. >> reporter: now the library also plans to have pop up warnings on the computers asking patrons to be sensitive to others. ktvu channel 2 news. california is among 18 states with laws on internet

access in public libraries it joins other measures to keep minors from accessing explicit materials. two other states allows libraries the choice of installing software. a not guilty plea for wilfredo reyes. he's accused of the death of a san francisco father and two sons two years ago. reyes was arrested in north carolina and appeared in a san francisco courtroom this morning. prosecutors say he and another gang member mistook anthony bolognia for gang members when he shot at them. reyes will be back in court august 22nd. two people were killed in an early morning apartment fire that forced dozens of people from their homes. ktvu's cara liu joins us now where firefighters tell her the

tragedy could have easily been prevented. >> reporter: right now this apartment is blocked off. they are looking into reports this couple smokes and seeing if that played a role. we have also just learned from the fire department they do believe carbon monoxide poisoning contributed to their death. firefighters say working smoke detectors would have made a difference but they didn't find any in the apartment where a couple in their 20s lost their lives. >> it's really sad. it's really sad for me. unbelievable. you go to bed and you don't know if you're going to wake up the next day. >> reporter: anita jones lives near by, she says as soon as they found out what happened she called their renter to find out if their smoke detectors were works. >> kind of assume you know what's happening, but it was a wake up call for us. >> reporter: the early morning blaze forced people out their

homes. many adults were still in in pajamas. the fire started in the first floor of the apartment while the couple slept upstairs. they believed the couple tried to get out but couldn't. >> i was distraught, i was bawling my eyes out when i found out they had not survived. >> reporter: the coroner's office says they will wait until they notify the victim's families before releasing their names. cara liu, ktvu. ktvu crews were on the story all morning and you can get the latest headlines from overnight delivered right to your phone just text wake up to 701-23. one lane of eastbound interstate 580 is still shut down in pleasanton because of an accident that snarled traffic for hours. a big rig carrying a construction crane apparently sideswiped a toyota front

runner just after 1:15 this afternoon. diesel fuel spilled and caught fire and the truck driver and his 7-year-old son had to jump out of the cab to escape. they suffered minor injuries as did the woman in the toyota. an 8-year-old girl from buehrleing game nearly drowned today at lake berryessa. it happened around noon near the south end of the lake. the girl was overcome by carbon monoxide from the exhaust of an idling boat motor. she became dizzy and fell into the lake. her father was able to rescue her. in san jose an 8-year-old boy remaineds in intensative care after almost -- remains in intensative care after almost drowning in a pool. a youngster pulled the boy out of the water and a woman started doing cpr. >> if it wasn't for that lady that was giving cpr, he wouldn't be here right now. >> reporter: we're told the boy

is in serious condition tonight at children's hospital in palo alto with his mother by his side. the city of walnut creek is taking steps to keep youngsters out of flood channels. the creeks can be tempting places to play especially on hot days. but since the drowning of two teenagers last february the city has taken steps to try and improve safety. a public meeting is about to get underway at the walnut creek and also get more input from the community. tonight we're learning that some people who were evicted from a park are moving into another makeshift camp. crews cleared out a homeless camp last thursday. the manager of a near by apartment complex told us he's now see an increase in police activity and thefts? -- thefts. alameda county is the first

county to hand off drug disposals to drug makers. officials say the move will save the county $300,000 a year. drug companies have until next year to come up with a plan. people who make minimum wage rallied across the country to voice their support for a plan to give them a -- across the country for a plan to increase minimum wage. >> reporter: sonoma chicken coop serves pasta, and chicken. >> it's pretty hard to survive with $8 an hour. >> reporter: jose gallingo is a server who makes minimum wage. >> i have to work two jobs. because one i can't pay my bills and i go to school. >> reporter: in november, san

jose voters will decide whether to raise the city's minimum wage. currently the same as the state's $8 minimum wage to $10. >> if it's passed on the voters it takes effect 90 days afterward. it just goes right into effect. >> reporter: also east bay congressman has proposed raising the federal minimum rage from $7.25 to $9.80 per hour over a three year period. >> reporter: today in sacramento a small group rallied in favor of the federal raise. >> everyone if the state of california where the minimum rage is $8 a total yearly income of 16,640 is not enough for one person. much less to sustain a family. >> reporter: back at the restaurant, earner jeff starback says he would love to pay his workers more but in doing so it would really hurt his business. >> we would have to look at the schedule tighter than what we look at it now and cut back everybody an hour or two here and there or completely

eliminate two or three positions. >> reporter: still server jose gallindo wants to see the increase. >> that would be like awesome you know, good. because more money for the people. >> the federal proposal and san jose's ballot initiative would be tied to inflation. live in san jose, i'm john sasaki. apple's third quarter earnings report fell short of expectations. slow growth and over all revenue everyone though profit rose. company stocks tumbled in after hours trading. netflix made $889 million in revenue in its second quarter. that's a 90% drop from last year but in line with analysts expectations. netflix warned it would lose money as it expands.

and stocks are down for a third straight day as economists. nasdaq dropped 27. uc berkeley is joining harvard and mit in offering free online courses this fall. the university of california will provide two classes in artificial intelligence and software engineering. a nonprofit group called ed x will host the classes on its website. ed x officials say 154,000 students registered for its first free classes that were offered by the massachusetts institute of technology this past spring. the u.s. secretary of labor was in san francisco today to hear what the city has done to help create jobs for young people. major ed lee says the city has reached its goal to provide summer jobs to 5,000 people ages 14 through 24. secretary hilda salas said it's an important of the importance

of partnerships. >> whether it's a nonprofit, educational institution, the city government but more importantly the private-sector because that's where the wheels turn and that's where the jobs are going to be made. >> reporter: mayor lee says the city now plans to expand its jobs program year round focusing on young people in under served neighborhoods. a new medical clinic in west contra costa county has received a big donation. john mere health announced today a $100 million gift for expanded evening and weekend hours at the west county health center. the center is set to open in about four weeks. the donation will help reduce costly er visits. is it proof of perjury? the text message that we were shown that some say is evidence san francisco mayor ed lee lied under oath. >> also $54 million of unused funding for state parks that has been uncovered what can and

can't be done with all that money. >> today's high fell below the seasonal low in many parts with additional cooling under way. we'll have a look at your numbers coming up.

there's been a charge of domestic charges. we just received the mug shot of vincent calvarese. he was taken to the hospital after an altercation thursday night at gold's gym. calvarese is charged with assault and false imprisonment. he is now on administrative duty and is expected to be arraigned tomorrow. the case against suspended sheriff mirkarimi has raised perjury questions against mayor ed lee but tonight the mayor is

in the clear. tonight david stevenson is in san francisco with why both sides could be telling the truth. >> reporter: one veteran politician showed us what he says could be proof of perjury. >> i received a telephone call from mr. wong i've known him for many years. >> reporter: aaron peskin today showed us a text message he says helped prove that he was asked last march to encourage sheriff mirkarimi to step down. the text message says, our friend wants me to tell you no matter what outcome with your negotiations he is appreciate your help. >> he indicated to me that he was communicating on behalf of the mayor with an offer that if he would resign that they would find some sort of job for him.

>> reporter: so you never authorized say aaron peskin or walter wong to convey to sheriff mirkarimi if he would step down you would give him another job? >> absolutely not. >> reporter: this afternoon a san francisco district attorney's spokeswoman told us based on the available information there's no basis for commencing a criminal investigation. walter wong did not return our calls but political analysts says peskin could be telling the truth about wong. >> the mayor did not ask to be the intermediary he thought he was being hepful. there's an explanation for both sides. >> reporter: the ethics commission next month will recommend to the board of supervisors on whether sheriff mirkarimi should keep or lose his job but the supervisors are already preparing. the board will lay off a

process to vote on mirkarimi's fate. reporting live in san francisco, david steveson, ktvu news. lawmakers plan to discuss how to spend $59 million uncovered in the state's parks department budget. the state parks director you will recall has resigned. she did so last friday. after two hidden funds were found at the time when state parks are in danger of closing because of the state budget process. today the finance director found that there are limitations to how this money could be spent. >> that money can't be used for any other purpose than parks that's why it's a special fund. in terps of determining how those moneynies ny -- moneys are going to be used that will be discussed with the legislature. >> the department of finance have all begun separate investigations into that hidden money. >> mitt romney went on the offensive today slamming the

white house over alleged intelligence leads that cast the president in a negative light. >> what kind of white house would reveal classified material for political gain? i will tell you right now, mine will not. >> the republican presidential candidate spoke at the vfw convention in reno. the former massachusetts governor is headed for a week long foreign policy to great britain, poland and reno. white house spokesman jay carney says the president has made it clear he has no tolerance for leaks. breaking news right now out of indonesia. a strong earthquake has hit that country. a government meteorologists says there's no tsunami warning right now. we're waiting for more

information about damage and possible injuries. we will update you during this show or on ktvu.com as more information comes out of indonesia. pleasant weather felt around the bay area today. unseasonably mild for late july. we're going to continue this trend as we get into your wednesday right now the on shore breeze has just strengthened over the last hour or so. fairfield reporting 23 miles per hour and gusts to 25. in areas near napa, concord, fairfield, mountain view reporting a gusty condition. the winds will begin to die down. it's helped to knock back the numbers. napa 10 degrees cooler than just an hour ago. 82 right now in fair teel. 79 in livermore. the marine layer slowly moving back. right near the city right along the north coast, we have cloudy

and fog. it will continue to move in and around the bay across the bay and into our inland areas by tomorrow morning. your satellite radar here, the ridge of high pressure in place to the east of us we'll begin to weaken just a bit. we have a trough that will be strengthening by tomorrow and into thursday. that will continue to bring our temperatures down. already falling below normal in many cases today. any where from five to 7 degrees below what we typically get for late july. for tonight we have the fog and the clouds returning to the area. mostly cloudy skies as we start tomorrow morning. we'll be burning back to the coastline even off the coast. and the afternoon will have sunshine. here's your forecast here so again widespread 50s as we start the morning. 6:00o six-- 6:06 is the official start. right along the southern edge of the peninsula as well as the

east bay. right along oakland looks like we'll be holding on to those 60s. upper 60s to low 60s in the forecast. notice a few spots getting into the 80s. 81degrees expected for st. helena tomorrow. 74 for nevado. inland numbers will be warm but below average for this time of year. widespread low 80s in the forecast. 78 san jose. 81 for saratoga. 66 san bruno, 75 expected in menlo park and the extended forecast there again bottoming out on thursday then we will get a slight little warm up on friday. and into the weekend back into the mid- and upper 80s in case you're missing that summer heat. >> creeping on up. >> yes. >> thank you rosemary. coming up on bay area news at 7:00 on tv 36. apple disappointments wall

street and shares slide. see what's behind tonight's big miss and whether it tarnishes apple's imagine. the decision today in southern california that could send thousands of medical marijuana patients scrambles. join us tonight for more. the voluntary commitment the federal government is seeking from ship captains sailing near by.

large ships traveling near san francisco bay are being asked to slow down a little. the national oceanic administration is hoping that by voluntarily reducing speeds ships will minimize collisions with endangered whales. during the summer and fall months the whales feed along the gulf and cordel bank. >> mark joins us now with sports the a's are in progress right now and looking good. >> they were hot in the bay area. and they take their act north of the border to toronto canada and the act continues. rolling right now against the jay's one of the better teams in the al east. and rasmus, apparently they haven't heard about josh redick's arm. he cuts lose. laurie a goner at third and by plenty. nice defense there by the a's

right fielder and the offense provided by the young catcher. derek norris 2-run shot. they are leading 4-1 going to the bottom of the 7th inning. meanwhile it's getting close. on the men's basketball court tuning up. usa and spain, tenacious defense. turn over lebron. he had 25 for coach k and company. paul the nice defense, russell westbrook putting down 100-78. team usa pulling away from spain. meanwhile where the new orleans saints are going to be a focal point of attention given all their offseason attention. they don't have their coach drew payson -- payton.

but they do have drew brees knows all the attention they've been getting. >> i think we've been through a lot together. we've been through the mountain top together. i think we all know what we're made of. i think we all know what to expect out of each other. we also know that we can lean on each other at times. this is going to be tough. >> meanwhile the san francisco giants hoping to continue their winning ways. taking down the padres tonight over at at&t. mat bound on the mound as they say. that's the sporting life for right now. >> thank you, mark. and thank you for trusting ktvu channel 2 news. we'll see you at 10:00. must be nice, cheering on team usa from the shallow end.

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jerry: so who are you having dinner with? i know one of these fabric wholesalers-- this guy todd gack. i won a bet from him. yeah? what bet? he bet me that dustin hoffman was in star wars. dustin hoffman in star wars? a short jewish guy against darth vader? i don't think so. yeah. that's what i said. so the bet was the loser has to buy dinner?

yeah. huh. what? oh, nothing. what's with you? feel this. wow. that's hot. yes. piping hot. straight from the dryer. elaine, you've got to feel my pants. i'll see you later. all right. you don't know what you're missing. i'm lovin' this. i am never putting on another piece of clothing unless it's straight out of the dryer. so every time you get dressed now, you're going to the basement and use the dryer? oh, yeah. it's a warm and wonderful feeling, jerry. so, what are you gonna do later? i got a date with nicki. oh, yeah. she's a beauty. she's also quite bold. ah, bold and beautiful. steinbrenner: oh, this calzone is fantastic. and look, no dripping. the pita pocket prevents it from dripping. the pita pocket! [ring] yeah. what is it, watson? lost and found, huh? no, i don't think we need that. if people can't hold on to things, that's their tough luck. you got a little junk on your lip there, by the way.

you know, a lost and found could be a good idea. hold it, watson. you like lost and found, george? definitely. mmm. all right, a lost and found. but there's gotta be some kind of time limit. we're not running a pawn shop here. hey, elaine! jerry! hi. this is nicki. hi. hello. this is todd gack. oh, of course. todd gack. who did you bet was in star wars, sammy davis, jr.? so what movie are you guys gonna see? means to an end. oh, we were gonna see that, too, but it's sold out. so we're gonna see blame it on the rain. why don't you see what you can do? ok. what's she going to do? they don't have any more tickets. we'll see. hey, jerry, you like cigars? yeah. why? because i'm going up to montreal tomorrow. they sell cubans there dirt cheap. hey, that might be a nice idea for george's wedding. so, should i get you a box? sure. if they're cheap, why not. all right, i'll buy them and get them to elaine. ok. 2 tickets. means to an end.

told you. how'd you do that? i just talked to the manager. all right. enjoy blame it on the rain. nice meeting you. so, they're putting in a lost and found because of me. i mean, there's a time limit, but still... and you attribute all this to the calzone. yeah. i'm like a drug dealer. i got the guy hooked. i'm having lunch at his desk every day this week, just him and me. he doesn't make a move without me. it's very exciting. boy, with you 2 guys at the helm, the last piece of the puzzle's in place. so let me ask you a question about the tip cup. 'cause i had a little thing with the calzone guy there this week. i go to drop a buck in the tip jar, and just as i'm about to drop it in, he looks the other way. so then, as i'm leaving, he gives me a look like, "thanks for nothing." i mean, if they don't notice it, what's the point? so you don't make a habit of giving to the blind.

not bills. so george, remember when i was telling you how nicki always gets whatever she wants? we're at the movies last night. it's sold out. nikki goes and talks to the manager--right in. beautiful women. you know, they get away with murder. you never see one of 'em lift anything over 3 pounds. they do whatever they want whenever they want. nobody can stop 'em. she's like a beautiful godzilla. and i'm thousands of fleeing japanese. hey. what the hell is all this? that's my change. i need quarters for the dryer. why can't you do this on your table? because i don't have a table. hi. hey. hey, so how was, uh, blame it on the rain? hey, thanks for getting us tickets, too.

ohh. elaine, let me ask you a question. was the movie part of the bet? no. we were both in the mood for one. you know, elaine... it's not my way to intrude on the personal lives of close friends. oh, is that so? absolutely, but i feel i must inform you that what happened last night was more than a simple bet. what? what are you talking about? come on. dustin hoffman in star wars? he made a bet he knew he was gonna lose just to take you to dinner. if he wanted to ask me out, why didn't he just ask me? because if he doesn't ask you out, he doesn't get rejected. he's found a dating loophole. i don't buy it. so what happened after the movie? nothing. he walked me home. to the door? yeah. that's a date. no, it's not. but i never walk you home. that's just because you're a jackass.

ha! i found a quarter. ok, anybody want their clothes heated? no, no... no. no thanks. so how'd you leave it with him? i'm supposed to meet him to pick up your cigars. that's another loophole. oh... that's 2 dates without asking you out. you're crazy! crazy like a man. antonio: number 49. you know, my last name is costanza. that's italian, so you and i are kind of like countrymen, huh? paisanos! 6.50 your change. and i always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little-- man: antonio! [both yelling in italian] hey, hey! you steal my money? no, no, no. you don't understand. i wasn't trying to-- i know what you do! no, get out of here. don't come back here again ever! i crack your head open! george: i've got the calzones, mr. steinbrenner. oh, beautiful. i'm starving, george. so, i thought tomorrow, uh, maybe we'd try a little corned beef.

corned beef? ehhhhh, i don't think so. it's a little fatty, don't you think? how about chinese? chinese? no. too many containers. big mess, big mess. very sloppy. we're gonna stick with the calzones from paisanos. that's the ticket. i just thought it would be nice. you know, a little variety. mm-mmm. mm-mmm. no, no, no. george, let me tell you something. when i find something i like, i stick with it. from 1973 to 1982, i ate the exact same lunch every day... so thanks for dinner. well, i had to give you these cigars, right? and, you know, since we were both hungry... hey, todd, let me ask you a question. um, was this whole bet thing just a way of asking me out? what? i mean, dustin hoffman in star wars? elaine, that was a legitimate bet. i lost, so i bought you dinner. oh, all right. well, good night. yeah. hey, if you're not doing anything saturday night, you want to meet somewhere?

now, what is that? is that a date? why? why can't 2 people just go and do something without it being a date? all right, i'm sorry. it's not a date. no way. so i'll see you saturday? all right. pick you up at 8:00. you know what the posted speed limit is on this road? got to be 55. that's right. it is. you know how fast you were going? a lot faster than that. step out of the car, sir. okey-doke. can i have your license and registration, please? absolutely. nicki! yeah? would you mind bringing the officer the registration? not at all. i got you on the radar at 93 miles per hour. oh. you must have got me when i slowed down to take that curve.

because for a while there, i was doing well over 100. officer. hi. do you really have to give us a ticket? all right, nick. let's hit it. hey, buddy. i'm waiting for my shirt. you got your shirt in my oven? yeah, i didn't have enough quarters for the dryer. but this is better, anyway, and it's more convenient. oh, for both of us. yeah, i have a lot more control. i got a shirt going for 10 minutes at 325. what's wrong with your oven? i'm baking a pie. [intercom buzzes] yeah? george: yeah. come on up. what, you got cigars, huh? yeah, i got some cubans for george's wedding. it was more than i wanted to spend, but what the hell? oh, baby, yeah. what are these? "producto de peru"?

jerry, if you think those are cubans, you've got another think coming. peru? i paid 300 bucks for these. could have got a house in peru for 300 bucks. you got rooked, buddy. i got to pay this todd gack guy 300 bucks just so he has some excuse to see elaine again without asking her out? that's a nice name-- todd gack. what, is that dutch? [timer rings] oh, baby. here we go. ow, ow, ow. oh, mama. hey, george! hey! george: hey. well, this is really bad now. i really am in a bad situation now. so what's steinbrenner gonna do if he doesn't get his calzone tomorrow? what's he's gonna do? that's exactly the point. nobody knows what this guy is capable of. he fires people like it's a bodily function. why don't you get somebody else from the office to go to paisanos? because before you know it, he'll be having lunch with him. you know how these interoffice politics work.

no. i never had a job. i decided to go with the brown ones. what the hell is this? kramer's cooking up some corduroy. there's got to be some way to get back into paisanos. oh, paisanos. that's that place by the stadium, isn't it? yeah, you've heard of it? oh, yeah. newman raves about it. it's on his mail route. he stops by there every day. i'll see you guys later. what kind of pie you cooking? huckleberry. well, you certainly are in a bind. yeah. and i thought since you go by there every day, maybe we could help each other out. oh... [laughs] let me be perfectly blunt. i don't care for you, costanza. you hang out on the west side of the building with seinfeld all day, just laughing it up, wasting your lives. you gonna help me or not? all right, all right. i'll help you.

i will help you, but i will expect something in return. what? well, for starters, i want a calzone of my own. all right. and a slice of pepperoni pizza, and a large soda. and 3 times a week, i shall require a cannoli. that's a bit steep, don't you think? i hear mr. steinbrenner can be a bit erratic. i'd hate to see him when he's hungry. all right! all right! do we have a deal? just make sure you get them to me by 1:00. he's very regimented about his meals. i know exactly how he feels. well, nice doing business with you. do come again. ow! oh, this is nice. hi. gack, party of 4. party of 4? who are we meeting? mom, dad...

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elaine: it locks iwell, it was, uh, 10 years in snice meeting you.d. bye, mom. she's wonderful. what the hell was that? what? why did you introduce me to your parents? they're nice people. i thought you'd like them. come on, todd. admit it. this is a date. why is this a date? saturday night with your parents? unless i'm your sister, this is a date. elaine, i don't understand why can't you meet someone else's parents without classifying it as a date. if it's not a date, then what is it? it's a lovely evening together. i don't believe this. i'm getting a cab. you want to join me? that's ok. i'll just walk home. all right. well, good night. now, what is that?

[newman singing] ♪ i'm singing in the-- hello. what's this? well, i was dropping off the calzone money for the week. um, shouldn't you be at work by now? work? it's raining. so? i called in sick. i don't work in the rain. you don't work in the rain? you're a mailman. "neither rain nor sleet nor--" it's the first one! i was never that big on creeds. you're supposed to deliver my calzones. we had a deal. i believe the deal was that i get your calzones on my route! well, today i won't be going on my route, will i? perhaps tomorrow. but i'm paying you! yes. thank you.

newman! peru? i thought you wanted cigars from cuba. i did. well, if these aren't what you wanted, why would you pay him? well, what could i do? unless... you paid him a visit. ok. kramer! hey, you. hey, i need you to do me a favor. i need you to run down and get me lunch at paisanos. what happened to newman? he called in sick. oh, right. it's raining. can you do it? what time you want it? 1:00. you need some money? no, no. i got 8 tons of change. i got to unload it. [change jingling] hey, hold the bus! stop!

hey, uh, it's pretty wet out there, huh? what can i get you? i hear you make a mean cal-a-zone. calzone. yeah, calzone. yeah. the best. all right. well, uh, yeah. lay 'em on me. i'll have 3 of them. tre calzone. yeah, yeah. boy, that's a... that's a big oven. listen, uh, i wonder if you could do me a favor. hey, todd. hi, elaine. hi. you know nicki, right? hi. yeah, sure. wait. elaine will settle this. elaine, what does the "m" stand for in richard m. nixon? milhous. i told you so. he said it was moe.

you owe me a dinner. all right. your order's ready. tre calzones and one hot shirt and jacket. ouch. this is all burned up. look at this. what the hell do i know about cooking shirts? 7.50 for calzones. what the hell is this? pennies? you pay in change? it's all i got. no. you got to have bills--paper money. you can't pay with this. look, i said that's all i got. then you got no calzones! what! [shouting in italian] what happened to you? where are the calzones?

he wouldn't give 'em to me 'cause i wanted to pay in change. what the hell happened to your shirt? he overcooked it. it's all ruined. your--your clothes smell just like paisanos. there's another italian place right over on jerome. maybe i can fool him. that's right. you want me to say it again? i'll say it again. i haven't had a pimple since i was 18, and i don't care if you believe me or not. and how's this? you're fired. ok, you're not. i'm just a little hungry. i'm sorry. where's costanza? where's my calzone? it's 1:15. he's late. [sniffing] wait a second. i'll call you back. oh, that smell. i know that smell. it's in the building. costanza is in the building, and he's not in this office! he's got the calzone! costanza! i'm coming to get you, costanza!

stupid cigars. if i didn't send nicki over to todd with these, they wouldn't have gotten together. mmm. these are terrible. like trying to smoke a chicken bone. what kind of a name is todd gack, anyway? i think it's dutch. i got to get going. where are you going? i promised nicki i'd walk her dog. but she dumped you. i know, but somehow she explained it to me. i couldn't say no. smells like a rubber fire. what's that? i said, "rubber fire." uh-huh. did you ever end up paying todd for these things? it's being taken care of right now. hey, are you gack? yeah. here's your money.

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toddler paants? ray ns - real? [monotone] she says, "switch to progressive and you could save hundreds." call or click today. i'm not crazy. i can smell it! [sniffs] hmm. these clothes. hey, costanza, how come these clothes smell like calzones? my friend put them in the pizza oven. put them in a pizza oven? what for? to heat them up. that is not a bad idea. what about this? we heat all the uniforms in big pizza ovens before the game. that's fantastic. keep those muscles loosey-goosey. this could be big. clean up this mess, will you?

big stein's on to something! i smell a pennant!

all right, i'm moving my infantry division augmented by a battalion of orcs from lord of the rings. we flank the tennessee volunteers and the north once again wins the battle of gettysburg. not so fast. remember, the south still has two infantry divisions, plus superman and godzilla. n-n-n-no, orcs are magic; superman is vulnerable to magic. not to mention you already lost godzilla to the illinois cavalry and hulk. why don't you just have robert e. lee charge the line with shiva and ganesh? you guys ready to order? hang on, honey. shiva and ganesh, the hindu gods, against the entire union army?