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hello, everybody. it's a brand new week, and we have brand new videos and the stories behind them right this minute. austrian racers give a show for a big crowd, until things go way off course.

a nice guy decides to release whiskers the mouse, but luck was not on whisker's side. the story of his very short walk on the wild side. a man is seen milling around a lobby. no big deal. watch what he does. the terrifying results of what he stuffed under that couch. and when a puppy's having trouble, it's simon to the rescue. >> simon is like, listen, girl, i'll help you. >> how a game of simon says gets daisy down the stairs. the rally race just happened in austria at the beginning of 2013. we're looking at christoph and harold driving the 74 car. it's an audi quatro. everybody is so excited. they're the austrian team.

this vase a pretty big race. it has 18 different stages. as you can see, we have some dangerous road conditions. snowy, icy roads. it's cold. it's austria in january. >> oh! who put that pole right there? it's the pole putter's fault. >> it looked like the electric company. maybe the phone company. >> it's chopped in half. >> and he keeps going. as you see, he clips it in half. whatever. i'm going. we're back inside the car. now it's some rainy roads. we're not seeing the snow anymore. still, dangerous condition, right? >> oh, boy. yeah. oh, there goes the windshield. >> ouch. >> still going strong. >> no more mishaps after the busted windshield? i would think that would be when it's difficult to drive.

>> they ended up suffering mechanical problems with their car and didn't get to finish the race. this is surveillance video from some luxury apartments in irvine, california. this is the lobby where the greeting area for the apartment complex is. the guy is milling about the lobby and eventually sits down on this couch, but watch what he does. he takes a couple fliers, lights it on fire, and stuffs it under the couch. he's trying to light the couch on fire, but he's not successful. 45 minutes later he comes back and tries again. this time he is successful. sets the couch in the leasing office on fire and takes off. police believe this was simply a diversion to he could go burglarize the apartments while there's an evacuation going on. >> oh, my goodness. >> this is about 8:30 at night. it did cause an evacuation. police believe he also went door to door alerting everyone to get

out. while he was doing that, police believe he went into an apartment to burglarize it but was caught by the resident. >> the resident that left that particular unit had forgotten his keys to his vehicle, so he turned around and went back in quickly. the suspect was armed with pepper spray. he pepper sprayed the resident and fled. >> so they're still looking for this guy? >> still looking for this guy. no idea who he is. that's why they're releasining this video. no injuries reported. firefighters were able to contain the fire to just the leasing office. it is a trip of a lifetime for american brothers cody and peter. they bought a refurbished russian plane from sweden. they went to swooeden to get it. they're hopscotching their way across europe and then the atlan atlantic and then to arizona to bring it home. on this video, you can see them on a road. they're on that road after an

emergency landing. at one point, a tractor is cutting out part of the snow so they can make a runway for these guys to take off. see all those people along the road? looky loos. just people interested in seeing them try to get that plane to america. now, on december 21st, the adventure started. they were in sweden. they got the plane. then their instrument panel went out. they had to wait for that to get fixed. at one point, the batteries went out. then the radio went dead. then snowy weather caused them a problem. then the plane sunk in the mud. >> something was definitely trying to stop them om getting where they were th problems. they'll get there. all these different things they come across, all these challenge, they're meeting people that are helping them out. that's awesome. >> good thing they're having these problems now over land. it's not going to be as easy once they get over the atlantic. >> swedish reports said they don't expect the brothers to make it back to the states until midsummer. they made it out of sweden and over a body of water into the

netherlands. as humans, it's important for all of us to take care of earth's tiniest creatures. this guy here found a mouse in his bed. instead of setting up a bunch of trap, he thought, i'm going to release this into the wild. he has the mouse in a garbage can. looks like he brings him out to this safe, lovely, wooded area. he even gives him the cute little name whiskers. whiskers is a little hesitant to leave the garbage can. eventually, he goes. >> it's comfy in there. garbage, the smell of trash. he's happy. >> get on out. good luck. >> luck was not on whisker's side this day. as this guy is giving his testimonial to the camera, keep your eyes on the background. >> i feel relieved that he's not going to wake me up in my bed anymore, crawl on my leg. but i'm kind of sad, you know. i just got to know him.

oh, no. >> oh, no! within seconds, a hawk swoops down and says, oh, whiskers, don't mind if i do. >> no, are you kidding me? he didn't last five minutes. i'm a terrible person. >> i just feel bad for the guy. he tried to do what's right, release the mouse into the wild. he was out in the wild for, like, 30 seconds. not even. like five seconds. >> no! are you kidding me? these dudes give a lesson on how to use an asian squat toi toilet. we have the secret to a clean behind. and -- >> do you guys remember the ikea monkey? >> do you guys remember the ikea monkey? >> the monkey with the jacket

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yourself. >> i wish i would have seen this before i went to japan. when i walked into that place i was like, what do i do where this? >> it's the indian toto toilet show to the rescue. they make a bit of a mispronunciation. they're talking about the asian squat toilet. but when you see how they teach us to use the squat toilet, you might be grateful. you might be disgusted. >> they seem like likable guys. >> first lesson -- >> keep your pants off the ground. >> i'm telling you, this is all true so far. >> they'll show you all the ways not to squat. >> what a pleasant way to tell people you have to go to the bathroom. >> here's the part i feel is going to really disturb you. the toilet paper.

this is what's crazy. you can't flush. but if you don't have enough tp -- create a hole and be sure to put the part you ripped off to the side. just watch. but there's still a problem. so what do you do? remember the piece we tore off and put to the side? they do wash their hands. he does say 15 full seconds. now we know how to use the ancient squat toilet. you guys remember the ikea

monkey? >> the monkey with the jacket on? i remember that. >> it was a viral hit. it was a monkey dressed in a nice coat. he escaped from a car in the parking lot and wandered around the store. the monkey has a game. although, i must warn you, this video was not created by ikea. it was created by somebody else who's just using the ikea monkey for a game. you start by going to their website, ikeamonkeyshirt.com. your goal is to dodge the shopping carts, pick up the bananas, and the corkscrews and boards and wrenches. anything that looks like a tool so you can help build a book shelf. >> all that crap you need to build ikea stuff. the circle things and the wooden pegs. >> watch what happens when you hit the spacebar. >> he's flinging poo! >> he is. which is actually a defense mechanism. >> not every day you can say you did that and got points for it.

>> you can do this. for just $20 you send to canada, you can get the monkey shirt. >> the monkey is dreaming of an allen wrench. >> i like this game and that these people put it together. they said it has nothing to do with the meatball swedish power of the ikea brand. >> play it while you can before they shut it down because i'm sure they will. the story of corky the cat captured the hearts of people all over the web. see how corky is doing today on the next "right this minute." it's the yogurt video taking aim at wholesome goodness. >> this is like shoplifting from dillards and not getting caught good. >> see the parody next. and we have the video of a 70-year-old teacher and the 50

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that cleans my pool good. >> this is like finding the leftover vicodin from last year's head injury good. >> you have janice in the bluish purple shirt. that's jamie. then lorraine in the ill-fitting peep top. that's michael. >> this is like shoplifting from dillards and not getting caught good. >> the director, not so happy with one of the performances. >> how many times do i have to beg to get a little smoochy from you? you are fantastic. i'm going to need a little more from you. be bigger. >> okay. i can be bigger. >> they start taking this really out of control. >> this is like falling down the stairs during your third trimester good. >> too far. >> to find out more about this commercial, we have lorraine, aka, michael, via skype right this minute. >> hey, thanks for having me. >> first of all, how did they

get you to wear that outfit? >> this isn't my first tumble and drag, letsam, who played th director -- >> this would never happen on the set of "full house." >> we wrote the sketch and performed it four years ago. our friend was making a sketch movie and wanted to add it. >> are you ad libbing? >> a good portion of it was written, but some lines are improfivise improvised. >> do you think yoplait might just use this as their commercial now? >> yeah, probably not. when i was writing the part, i got into the psychology of here's the housewife. imagine her cleaning up the house and being like, oh, the kids don't get home until 3:00. >> if you want to see this entire video, and believe me you do, head to our website, rightthisminute.com. click on best of rtm. >> this is like eating pizza with chop sticks good. quite an interesting lesson

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told us she's a substitute teacher. the reason she's reading these lyrics is because she wanted to show the students that when we listen to a song, we don't really listen to the lyrics and how disturbing they can be. at some point, you hear one of the students say -- >> is this fine that a teacher just said something about a [ bleep ]? >> i know. i am reading the lyrics. >> you're just doing your job. >> a little mixed reviews from the class. of course, 50 cent had something to say about it. he tweeted this out to all his followers just with the link saying it was funny, even though she was kind of trying to maybe send a message about 50 cent's lyrics. >> that other [ bleep ] with [ bleep ]. i'm your friend, your father, and confidant, bitch. >> okay. >> don't make a pimp rich. i ain't paying [ bleep ]. >> the district said as of right

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power. that's all this horse needed when he ran away from the laurel park race track in maryland. here he is booking down the road. apparently he bucked off a jockey, made a run for it. >> about how fast was he going in i saw the speedometer there. >> another jockey jumped in a truck and tried to run down the truck. t you can see the truck here catch up with the horse. they manage to get him back to the track. the horse did have some abrasions on its feet. they're not sure if they'll have any serious injuries for a couple days. >> you know what the other horses said when he got back. >> run! >> they were probably sang, what was it like out man?th fre like? i'm not going to lie, this is some creepy couture. and i don't get it.

>> designed by edward scissorhands? >> it looks like it, but this is a robotic spider dress. the shoulder area is equipped with spider legs that react to motion. so they look like they're crawling and creeping and crawling and moving, and they're on the shoulders of this dress. >> oh, boy. >> this was a dress that was designed by a designer along with an engineer. >> nothing they're going to use on the catwalk, right? this is going to be something some mom is going to be wearing to a soccer game. >> i hope not. >> it might be a little useful on the first date. if he gets a little grabby, just activate the legs. >> although, they're controlling themselves. it could easily turn around and strangle you. >> for goodness sakes. >> it's right by your neck. it could pick your nose. it could gouge your eyes can out. >> it could pull your brain out of your nose. >> it could give you a fish hook. >> i'm not surprised this bothers you. >> i don't know if i love it or

i'm scared of it. >> oh, i'm scared of it. i think it's really weird and strange and odd. it looks like something in a futuristic movie. it really does. it looks like a sci-fi costume that got shipped to macy's instead of mgm. >> but if you want to stand out, maybe this is what you should go for. >> if you're famous, you could poke the paparazzi with that. this is daisy. daisy is not exactly getting the idea of walking down the steps. >> simon will show you. see? >> enter simon. simon is like, listen, girl, i'll help you. he walks up the stairs. >> the dog is seriously teaching the puppy what to do. monkey see, monkey do. >> he's like, come on, daisy. trying to talk her down. he's like, i'm going to do it until she comes down the stairs. apparently the people watching this are loving it too.

>> oh, my god. i might cry. that's so funny. >> simon is like, okay, we're two steps down. you can do this. >> that's not simon. simon is like, it's not so hard. just do it like this. >> finally -- >> yeah! >> she comes down. >> she did it. >> he goes to like congratulate her. he's biting her head. >> they should hire simon out. >> this isn't a brand new skill for simon. he's a rescue dog. he's known for his skill with puppies. daisy is a foster puppy. >> simon is paying it forward. he remembers the people who helped him. now he's helping daisy. that's going to do it for this edition of "