mooi hi, everybody. if you're looking for great videos, this is the show for you. "right this minute." >> police think i'm a thief. that's why right now literally they're outside my house. >> this rapper is right about one thing. >> police are outside his house. >> see the moment he realized the s.w.a.t. team means business. >> right now this is -- oh, [ bleep ]. >> a driver's on a racetrack when another car starts to -- >> pass him by quickly -- >> what went evenaster right thugthe ndshield. >> good evening, everybody.

>> norm! >> it's where super hero sidekicks go in their downtime. but the star behind the bar is really -- >> bobby from "snl." >> his power didn't really help him. >> he became a bar owner. >> plus, how to free a hand from a feloniuos monk fish. >> and why you should never judge a baller by his shirt and tie. >> how he got schooled by some mormon missionarys. yo, today is august 5th, 2013. this verse is clean and mean. the police think i'm a thief. t that's why right now literally they're outside my house. >> this is 19-year-old josh jackson. and police are outside his house. ft. collins, kcolorado, police

showed up, not just police, an entire s.w.a.t. team. >> my roommates done did it. done thought that i was a misfit. but i don't really give a [ bleep ] because i shut the lights out. >> continues rapping about who he is. >> i'm going to be [ bleep ] trying to run for the white house because i love america. i'm a patriot. i'll believe in these police hateful [ bleep ]. >> what he doesn't see coming is this right here. >> and i'm not a criminal. i'm political. right now this is -- [ bleep ]. you heard the blast. >> that was a blast from a flash bang grenade that police detonated outside his door. >> he keeps rapping. he works it into the rap. >> police apparently did detonate several of these flash bang grenades to get him to come out. why? the police captain did say that this kid, josh, had a history of resisting arrest and they knew what they were dealing with. you know the cops are waiting for you outside and your first thought is to make an intimate video. >> he is the rapper.

you don't send out 15 cop cars and the s.w.a.t. team in order to deal with someone who is not dangerous. that makes this scary. >> he was eventually arrested and now facing felony menacing charges. >> i'm not a criminal. i'm political. right now this is -- you heard the blast. race drivers accept the inherent risks behind racing around a track but sometimes you just can never see something coming. this is jimmy, he's flying down the track. now, on the right you see another competitor pass him quite quickly. that's a porsche. watch what happens. >> no way. >> this is like a pipe through the windshield. >> turns out that's a drive shaft from another car that had lost it up ahead. laying on the track. the porsche runs over it. >> kicking that drive shaft up at about 140 miles an hour and

strikes the windshield. luckily it does not go through the windshield. that could have really hurt this guy. >> that is scary. >> it could have -- >> right through his chest. >> here's a different angle. >> totally see him sort of, you know -- >> quick splash of a second to react. i love this moment, though. visor down. foot back on the pedal. >> crazy he didn't have his visor down and that that glass didn't injure him. >> he got away from this without any injuries. he unfortunately had a mechanical failure that knocked him out of the race anyway. >> was the mechanical failure a result of the hard hit he took from this drive shaft? >> no, but interestingly enough, it was a drive shaft of his own. >> no way. his drive shaft. video's going to make you say, dude, your hand. >> oh. >> i think you see why.

yeah. might take a little second to figure out what's going on here. >> ice. >> this is a russian fisherman and that is a monk fish. you see that fish like almost readjust its grip. the fish isn't dead. according to fishwatch.gov, they're described as tunistic eaters who will eat whatever prey is available at the time, including fish malla, sea bird, diving ducks and hands. >> i know this was painful to him but all i can think of is they took a two by four and a pole to pry a fish's mouth open to get his hand out. >> look at that thing. >> holy mackerel. >> holy monk fish. from reckless behavior

caught on camera, first we go to russia. busy highway. watch that again. pay close attention to the white car that's speeding. crashing right into that car. it looks as if the white car goes end over nose. according to reports, that was a stolen car. police were chasing that guy. he had just blown through a red light, according to police. and crossed the line of traffic. headed into oncoming traffic before hitting this other driver. now, the aftermath of this accident, both drivers were injured as a result of this crash. now, they both did survive but a really rough crash. so this next video we got, we got some dash cam footage at a train crossing. you can see the light blinking red. looks as though the arms are down. but wait for it. >> oh! >> what -- what? >> oh, it's one of those gates that pop up from the ground? is that what it is? >> i think that some kind of

guard comes up to prevent this kind of activity but it looks like he was like, here's my chance. and i think that was probably the last time he's going to try that. >> the bike lands on top of him when he hits the ground, too. >> yeah. and he doesn't look like he's wearing a helmet. reckless behavior caught on camera. don't cross the tracks. wait for the gate to come up. what's really underneath it all? >> oh! >> whoa. >> where once there were boobs there are now none. >> we'll reveal the message behind this one, next. and talk about a sour pus. >> he not only makes a face, he gets mad at it. when you smoke,

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you fight crime. >> create bid the always funny bobby moynihan from "snl." he plays brick. can't say his last night. >> me? >> you get a little taste of what their super hero abilities are. >> all we've got is a guy who can fracture his bones with his mind and another guy who can fly but only when his invisible. you don't talk to birds, do you? >> what? >> there's been six episodes of "the sidecar." they've got another one that's going to debut during the first ever youtube geek week. created by bobby moynihan from "snl" so why not big bobby moynihan? >> how are you? >> i guess these fans are not fans of superman and batman. >> no. just sidekicks who can't get work and spend their days drinking away and complaining about it. >> you're the brick bleep house. >> sorry about that, by the way. >> how exactly would you apply this talent in a superman situation?

>> his power didn't really help him. >> i think i broke his hammock 42 times. >> he became a bar owner. >> how much fun was it to open up your creativity a lot more. >> this is something i don't think i could have done on "snl." >> there she goes. >> sometimes just one joke will stick in your head for years. i had one joke. sidekick named normal man and every time he walks into the bar like in "cheers" they all go normal man. i literally based the entire series based on that. >> easy to convince your friend to put on blue butterfly wings? >> that just happens. >> his name is chris. i've known him for 16 years. i've done crazy things for his comedy shows. he owed me one. >> the entire series is all improvis improvised? >> the first six episodes were written and when you have the best improvisers in new york. >> shot of vodka. shot of tequila. >> i'll write something silly and they'll always make it 1,000 times better. >> have you seen the video about rhubarb lady?

>> i don't think so. >> we have a producer who thinks you should play rhubarb lady? >> i'm guessing she's a weird, chubby lady? i get a phone call. >> welcome to "the side car." even if you're not a cat person you're going to love this video. gorgeous cat. h is this is mona. mona hates strawberries. o his owner says he's always hated straw buberrieies and always ma this face. watch. he not only makes this face, he gets mad at it. >> oh. >> that's a big cat. >> i love it. every time. >> smash that thing. it's like a volleyball fight. >> yeah. now, this cat, very active. swat there. this cat you can tell not very active at all. this cat hates to stay outside. hates it. so smart enough to figure out, i'll just come through the doggy door but not smart enough to

figure out that this doggy door is a lot smaller than he is. >> get, get, get, get. oh, that poor cat. >> the size of a barrel. what are they feed that cat? >> the cat ate the dog. >> this cat is, according to the person in the video, 26 pounds. >> that might actually be garfield. >> he's coming to a plate of lasagna. great videos even if you don't particularly like cats. there's a lot of products out there that makes some pretty inflated claims, but i think this one actually works. this is the walk hold mood boost bra. you boost a cup size up two cup sizes. this is their commercial and they're demonstrating how effective this bra can be. >> whoa! >> beware, there once were boobs there are now none. so you could be a flat chested dude and still look like you

have boobs. >> apparently according to the claims in this ad, even that's correct. >> here's a little bit of behind the scenes as to how they transformed this guy into a lovely lingerie model. >> i don't know why they felt like they had to go through all that. you could be as flat as a man and we'll give you cleavage is what they should say. >> the reason they're going through all of this is because men like the boobies. >> thank you. men like the boobies. >> ay. the proof is right there. if you're going whip up a dinner, why not make it epic like these guys. >> they are using a dishwasher to cook their lasagna. >> you heard right. we made lasagna in the dish washer. >> find out if it cooks up a meal good enough to clean a plate. and -- >> we're going to discuss med disal leaches as part of geek week on youtube. >> what you probably don't kno

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a time we cooked like a bunch of idiots. >> if there's one thing we know at the guys over at epic meal time what they do is really epic. wh what they did last night -- >> lasagna in the dishwasher. >> they're using a dishwasher to cook their lasagna. >> hot sauce in the dishwasher. this right here is macaroni and

cheese in the coffee pot. >> they're making a bunch of different dishes. >> here you see them layering the ingredients. those past a sheets are already cooked. >> always a bacon weave involved. >> time to fashion a lasagna so dirty only the dishwasher will cook it. >> coke? >> spray the diet coke in their mouth. why not. they want to make sure nothing broke open in the middle of the wash. >> they're doing the dishes while they're making dishes. >> this is gross. >> don't worry, this is special. >> curious why we're cooking it in the dishwasher? because we can. >> i'm having coffee in the morning. we rise and shine with mac and cheese. >> they make their mac and cheese on the coffee maker which is clever? >> cool trick for like a college kid in a dorm. >> kids, don't try this at home. we are geniuses. you are not. >> there they are. they made ribs. they made mashed potatoes. >> iron. guaranteed to keep them off and show their bellies. >> so all this time people have

just been fooling us with all of the appliances when they tell us all we need is a dishwasher and coffee pot. >> they seem to really like it in spite of the yeast. this is called craziest pool basketball dunk ever. be the judge, if it's appropriately titled. >> what? >> i got to give you guys at least an "a" for effort. >> eight exchanges if you count. first the long toss. dude is on roller blades. eventually one big alley-oop did come fly in and dunk the thing. craziest ever, debatable. but dude on the roller blades went into the pool. >> sank right to the bottom. >> from there, a trick shot of a different kind. you've never seen anything like it on this show.

at the festival. american electrohouse musician. notice this dude here in a wheelchair being lifted up by some of the crowd. he's about to toss something to this guy. it's not a basketball. watch steve up on stage. smash. that's a cake. smash. smash. smash. i can't believe he was able to hit this guy. >> what? >> i don't even know what just happened. >> that's a sheet cake in the air. >> no way! >> and he hid hit him. he was the tar t get. >> everybody celebrates. gets the guy down, comes over. >> why did they have a sheet cake on stage? >> i guess it's something steve does at the concerts. throws cake or cupcakes into the crowd. everybody, it's time for a little -- i must warn you there's only about 402 left of this video. we're going to discuss medicinal leeches. the doctor is going to show us

how leeches actually work. >> they suck your blood. >> in feeding they inject anti-inflammatories and anticoagulant that stops the blood from clotting. >> does it hurt? >> no, it feels like you're getting pricked by mething. >> gets faster. >> attachesu it has teeth. >> lots of them. >> i could take up to three rows of teeth in a kind of "y" shape. about 100 teeth in each row. and it's using these to slice through the skin to suck the blood. >> and they are still used to help drain blood clots and to promote blood flow in skin grafts. >> don't try to pull it off because if the leech feels threatened it might regurgitate the stomach contents back into the wound. >> that's why you have to let a leech detach itself. >> just detaches itself? >> that leech is too small to suck a human dry. >> it will bleed for another two hours. >> he says this leech can survive on the blood that he took for about 12 months.

>> wow. >> oh, my gosh. >> uh-huh. >> holy. >> i just keep thinking of "stand by me". >> that's what i'm thinking about. junk. that is all i've thought about this entire time and i don't even have junk. fireworks like you've never seen before. >> from the sky. >> from above? >> from up above. >> see the show from the exploding perspective, next. fb

. don't mess with bama the dog. >> that's what these two guys did. what you're looking at is video from home surveillance cameras. these two guys are walking down the street and look what happens when they run into somebody's backyard trying to steal their scrap metals. the dog goes after them. >> that's bama the boxer. bama was laying in wait, waiting until they kicked in the fence and then bama came running out. you can see the men driving away in the car. >> the owner, the property manager, said he had been stocking up on all of this brass and metals for years and then these guys come in and take it. he knew they would probably come back. that's why he got the surveillance camera. but bama dog was ready. he wanted to show them, you know what, i can be a guard dog. i know i'm friendly. they're just waiting tort cameras to get put up. >> he wanted the owner to see the good deed, to see what kind of guard dog he was. >> absolutely. >> dogs are disrespected. he knew his owner was upset last

time, bummed out a bunch of his stuff got stolen and he said, not on my watch. never judge a baller by his shirt and tie. this video uploaded by jarrett allen says his cousin cole is a missionary in dallas, texas. rolled up on this street ball game. bonk. air ball. >> air balls. >> they were schoolings this guys. a little bit of a hustle. here's how they actually play. >> boom. >> good question. is it appropriate to hustle when you're on your mission? you're hustling for jesus, baby. >> i don't think there was any money involved. >> what? >> these guys are like, in dress shoes. that's not the only awesome play. watch this. big denial, swatting it out. they're good. >> yeah. >> oh. >> dress shoes?

>> dress shoes. got their ties tucked into their white shirts. these are two mormon missiona missionaries traveling around. >> i love how much these guys love it. >> according to the uploader he says the best part of this story is that one of the guy's daughters ended up getting baptized. they converted to mormon. mission of dunking worked. apparently one is on the championship basketball team and has a 40-inch vertical dunk. for the most part when we see a fireworks display, it's from the ground up. but this time we're going to see a really cool display from the sky. >> from above? >> from up above, yep. >> this is at a festival in iceland. that is a fireworks display happening. and we are on a first person view airplane flying through the

spay in the sky. >> this is pretty great because we've seen video of way up above, from a passenger plane. but this is like little glowy spec. this is almost like going into the fireworks. >> it's so close. >> you can't get too close because you never know. maybe the firework will hit the drone. >> yeah. i think that's exactly where he got in this moment here, where you see these big sparks coming too close. that's where he decided, you know what, i'm going to turn around just in case. he turns back around and we get to see the rest of the show. pretty cool. that's our show, everybody. we'll show you for the next edition of "right this minute."

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