protests tonight across the nation from new york city to ferguson to the bay area. now 24 hours after the controversial grand jury decision new details about the evidence in the case. good evening i'm julie haener. >> and i'm frank somerville. tonight for the first time we're hearing from the man who shot and killed michael brown. ferguson police officer darren wilson describes his deadly encounter with the 19-year-old. >> his right hand goes into his waistband. and his left hand is a fist on this side and he starts

charging me. >> coming up, documents and pictures. but first, we go to oakland. there are a lot of shops there, there are a lot of restaurants there. these protesters have been working their way up telegraph. in the last 20 minutes or so we saw them trashing windows and looting a subway. we also saw them throw some kind of incendiary device into that subway. they were also breaking windows at a car dealership and we saw them create a fire, set a fire on telegraph that was spread all the way across the street. more on that is coming up, we're told that there are as many as 350 people gathered right now in oakland. and in the past hour some of those protesters also made their way on to interstate 580 and stopped traffic there for a short time. earlier they also stopped

traffic on interstate 980. ken pritchett has spent much of the night monitoring this protest march. ken is live, tell us what you're seeing tonight. >> reporter: frank all night long these protesters have been a moving target as they made their way through oakland. it was right here at 18th and castro at around 6:30 this evening when protesters were able to make their way on to this onramp and on to this interstate. that seems to be the theme of their movement tonight as they made their way through oakland making an attempt after the other, sometimes successful to stop traffic. the night of protests started at oakland police headquarters with a small group continuing to speak out against the ferguson ruling. >> whether it's oakland, california, ferguson, missouri, or new york, new york, our kids are being killed and officers

are getting away with immunity. >> reporter: at first their numbers stood at around 100. as they made their way down telegraph their numbers grew to 350 or so. people watched from their apartment windows as the crowd moved by. the crowd moved toward interstate i90 they found an opportunity. they found a wide open onramp, no police presence and they occupied the eastbound lanes of i80. followed by the westbound lane shutting down traffic completely. within minutes the chp arrived and with that protesters left the roadway and made their way back into oakland. jr. --

>> reporter: where there was a stand off preventing protesters from taking 880. now in that last bit of video. was the onramp to 880 in the china town area of oakland. it was there where we saw an oakland police officer take a water bottle to the helmet. that was thrown across the police line from the crowd. we've also heard radio chatter tonight of multiple instances of officers being pelted with rocks, bottles and other objects. >> it is a very fluid situation. ken, thank you. back to the pictures we were talking about a moment ago. that subway restaurant on telegraph avenue, this is what happened, you see them there, breaking windows at that subway shortly after that they threw some kind of explosive device into the subway and there you see them going inside and looting that subway. all of this happening in the last 30 minutes or so. >> reporter: we're seeing vandals set fire once again tonight. there's a large bonfire near

38th and telegraph within the past hour you see it there. a line of flames there stretch across the street all within the past hour. we've been watching and monitoring the situation in oakland all night. it seems to have been escalating within the past hour as pockets of demonstrators are on the move across the city. we are going to continue to watch this and as soon as we get more information and new pictures we will bring them to you. now to ferguson missouri, there is a beefed up police presence of law enforcement officers and national guard troops following last night's violence. while there are reports of damage it's not like last night. garrett taney joins us. >> reporter: it doesn't take much for things not to do as bad as last night when more than 20 buildings were completely burned down and businesses throughout the entire street for a mile in

ferguson were broken into and looted. tonight it still is tense just at the ferguson police station right now there's an ongoing stand off between about 100 protesters and groups of police there at the station as well as the national guard which has moved in with a much heavier police presence. they are now guarding buildings especially the ferguson police department and they're working their way into the crowd trying to throw rocks, bottles at police. those protesters broke into smashed city hall as well as a police vehicle there in front. smoke grenades went inside. they evident hi tried to flip that vehicle over before police moved in.

there have been arrests. we're told that tear gas and smoke canisters have been deployed. while things are better it's not the type of clean officers were hoping for. throughout the night that's what we saw until about 9:00 that's when things turned south, julie. >> garrett, thank you so much. now to the release of the interview seen by the grand jury. >> we're also hearing in the officer himself. heather holmes is here now with the encounter that started as a shoplifting call and ended in a shooting. >> reporter: wilson who has been staying out of sight appeared today to talk about that august night. he described the altercation and patrol car why he feared for his life. his decision to pull his weapon and why he has a quote, clean conscious.

now darren wilson is telling his story to the world. >> i didn't know if i would be able to withstand another hit like that. >> reporter: wilson recalled his run in with michael brown. he said i tried to use my right arm and use my left hand to have some type of control and not be tracked in my car anymore. when i grabbed him all i can describe is a 5-year-old holding on to hulk hogan. the prosecutor asked, holding on to what? he said hulk hogan. that's how small i felt and how tall he was. the 6'4", 290-pound brown was described as overpowering. he says quote, he grabbed my gun. he says you're too much of an expletive to shoot me.

i could feel his finger trying to get into the trigger guard and i remember invisioning a bullet going into my leg. i thought that was the next step. >> that's when i pulled the trigger for the first time. >> what happened? >> it didn't go off. the trigger was jammed by his hand inside the firearm. so i tried again. i thought this has to work or i'm going to be dead. he's going to get this gun away from me and something is going to happen, i'm going to be dead. >> reporter: brown then runs away from the vehicle. wilson chases after him. brown stopped, turns and began charging at him again. >> can i shoot this guy. legally can i. and the question i answered myself, i have to if i don't, he will kill me if he gets to me. >> reporter: wilson says there's no way brown had his hands up before he was killed. and he said he would not have done anything differently. >> the reason i have a clean conscious is because i know i

did my job right. >> reporter: wilson says that the shooting had nothing to do with race, that he would have reacted the same if he was white. the grand jury transcripts more than 400 pages long. that testimony seemed to convince the grand jury that he committed no crime. >> and all of that over in nine seconds. the attorney for michael brown's family is now down playing a you tube video showing brown's stepfather and furious reaction last night to the grand jury decision not to indict officer wilson. lewis had repeatedly shouts at the crowd and seems to incite or encourage others to lash out. today the attorney blamed the outfit on the raw emotion of the moment. president obama said today the anger being expressed across the country is rooted in realities that continue to exist in the u.s. >> they have deep roots in many

communities of color, who have a sense that our laws are not being informed uniformly or fairly. >> reporter: in a speech in chicago he said there is no excuse for criminal acts such as burning buildings or destroying property. he says those who break the law should be prosecuted. he early morninged demonstrators the find productive ways of responding. a march in san francisco this evening was peaceful and also noisy. the crowd chanted jail killer cops. about 300 people made their way around the mission district to 16th, then to the mission police station and then back to the b.a.r.t. station. organizers said they aren't just angry about the michael brown case. they are also angry about all people of color who they say are being killed by police who are not being held accountable. and stay with us for continuing coverage. news chopper 2 over head right now at 55th and telegraph as

the crowd continues to move up telegraph heading toward berkeley. we are going to continue to monitor the situation. not only in oakland but also in ferguson with updates throughout this newscast. and we're also posting updates to ktvu.com and video on our new you tube channel. look for ktvu fox 2 on you tube. 2 investigates uncovered the potential landlord negligence that could have consequences. >> and the conditions to expect for your thanksgiving and when rain returns to the forecast. >> and next, what a woman heard and saw on her afternoon hike that unravel into this homicide investigation.

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that's the power of local connections. that's bank of america. now to breaking news, two b.a.r.t. stations are closed right now. one in the east bay and one in san francisco. the embarcadero station closed about 20 minutes ago. there was a person under a train. we don't know the condition of the individual. trains are not stopping at the embarcadero station and obviously that is leading to delays. the downtown berkeley b.a.r.t. station is also closed after a person was found dead under a train there. that happened at about 6:30 this evening. b.a.r.t. trains are not stopping at the station so that the body could be removed. right now there's no

identification in either incident. now to new information about a deadly shooting tonight along a hiking trail in the oakland hills. a female hiker reported hearing gunshots in the huckelberry botanical reserve. >> reporter: police were here about five hours before they left and the trail where the man's body was found begins at the back of this parking lot along skyline boulevard. the thing that's so unusual is he was found so far into the trail it was quite a hike. i called the coroner's office but they say tonight so farther -- so far they are not releasing the identity. >> reporter: police are searching for anything that might give them a clue who killed a man in the botanical trails. a woman heard the shots and

called 911. >> i heard multiple gunshots and shortly thereafter came upon a white male in his appears to be in his 50s deceased on the trail. >> reporter: police put yellow tape around a sedan and searched the vehicle that was parked along the preserves lot. they called in a truck to tow the car away. invest -- investigators say the man was about .25 of a mile from the trail. >> he was suffering from two gunshot wounds. >> reporter: police called police canines but they found no suspects. but they did find some items. >> we found shell casings. >> reporter: police say this is a quiet park they have not had any problems in the past with any crime in this spot. they say there were no witnesses, they have found no vehicles. live in oakland, jana

katsuyama, back to you. >> thank you. san francisco police say it appears three men beat a homeless man to death as he slept early yesterday morning. it happened on sutter street near montgomery in the financial district. a police spokesman said there was no sign of a robbery and no apparent motive for the attack which is being described as vicious. authorities are hoping surveillance video from cameras around the area will help identify the suspects. two investigates uncovered the stunning cost of cleaning up debris and other hazards on california highways. last week we told you how the state spent $61 million to clean up all that debris. that story generated a lot of response and led eric ration -- eric rasmussen who says this story goes way beyond money. >> i was on my way to work. i listen to the same radio station every morning.

>> reporter: southbound 880. >> i noticed two cars swerve. >> reporter: near thornton avenue. riata's routine suddenly changed. >> a huge roll of insulation was rolling toward me. >> reporter: swerving to avoid the debris caused her to hit the center divide and land upside down. somehow she survived. >> it's horrible, i'm just just glad i'm able to see my kids and that's it. it's changed my whole outlook in life basically. >> reporter: somebody was careful. >> if somebody was careful, we -- i know with a load that big somebody is missing inventory. >> reporter: yet it was riata who was found at fault for an

unsecure turn. two investigates recently found california sent $61 million this year alone to clean up debris, spills and other highway hazards. >> lots of time you will see a huge trash can or a ladder on the side of the road. >> reporter: these women say more should be done. they created the plan pushing for toucher laws. >> there has to be a way to put that money in an up front way other than cleaning it up after it hits the road. let's try to stop it at its source. they're close to bringing a proposal. similar ones occurred designed to crack down on people hauling unsecured loads. fines can run up to $1,600. no one is tougher than washington state where drivers can face a $5,000 fine.

eric rasmussen. a warm day again tomorrow. that means 60s maybe a couple of 70s. the fair the spare the air alert again for your bay area tomorrow. that's wednesday. thursday thanksgiving looks good as well. as we head into later this weekend. that system is going to impact us. it's going to be chilly out there. overnight lows with no coastal fog and winds are going to get down there. maybe even some low 30s. winds are light and that often tells you that light and slightly offshore that will tell you you are going to have a pretty kaod night. calm in livermore, that wind, the air settles down and really gets cool in the low lying spots up near novato. look for temperatures in the mid-30s. san jose downtown i think would

be hard for the outskirts of santa rosa to make mid-30s for sure. some areas in livermore will be 39. a chilly start tomorrow. a warm day again. . then showers move in. i'll detail it for you when we come back. the backlash that has prompted two lawmakers to act. also we are continuing to follow developing news. more live pictures here from news chopper 2 as police try to keep up with a large group of protesters, they are at 55th and dover. keep in mind here this is not far from highway 24. and there's both an onramp and off ramp in that area. we're continuing to follow this. more coming after the break. a short moment ago a decision was handed down. the million dollars parade now in the works and why some residents don't want it.

new at 10:00, a great marketing move or a waste of taxpayers money? that's the debate in santa clara as leaders considered a plan to spend $2 million to host their own super bowl l events even though san francisco is the official host city. ktvu's maureen naylor live in santa clara with a decision that was announced a few days ago. >> reporter: we're about a year away from the big event that santa would carry. the united states congress to go ahead with a controversial plan to fund it. today city leaders discussed what will hope with when the

lightest balls yesterday. these bags are packed for super bowl 60. while the super bowl l host committee has raised $40 million for events tonight santa clara winners will get -- and a food and wine tasting event at anita clara university. the most expensive o a phor will ta the the council also held a fundraiser. >> that's our intention to pay the city back. >> i think the came pain is getting out of hand. >> reporter: but one person spoke out against the plan,

saying their time should be looked at the. >> reporter: opponents worry san francisco the official host city will walk away with the bulk of the hospitality fund. but supporters say it's an opportunity to market santa clara as a destination. >> we need to have $2 million to hold a parade on great american parkway then the san francisco host community or the 49ers itself should be covering it but not us. >> reporter: santa clara opportunity have a lot of part- time to dance. i will the saoepbd you usually get. they can't use the term super bowl l at all. he says events will be named super 60. >> maureen naylor. two area lawmakers want

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building to safety. >> he had rescued that dog and the dog wound up rescuing him. >> melanie, thank you. we have an update for you now on developing news in oakland. right now news chopper 2 is over head. large group of protesters here. this group is reportedly heading southbound they're walking on martin luther king jr. it's hard to tell the exact number of people. but a large crowd on the move in oakland. then we have monitoring the situation in oakland. this is about a block away. this group is on the move and we will continue to monitor his activity tonight. as soon as we get more information we will pray for

you. a family says they know firsthand what the brown family is going through. say johnson shape his story with an ethic stu itys class. mel tra will ridged sharp and web to trial. -- >> every time it goes to the grand jury, come back and you know the officer is not held accountable. no indictment. that causes us to become outraged and angered. not only that distrustful. >> reporter: we talked with johnson before he caught a flight to missouri. he told us he was returning to ferguson to visit the brown family and offer his report. >> reporter: the ferguson decision was met today with protests from coast to coast.

demonstrators the brought traffic to a standstill. this came after a march that started at about three clock this afternoon in the north western part of the city that eventually ended up downtown. in new york city, a large group of protesters marched through manhattan. police shut down an entrance to the lincoln tunnel after the group attempted to enter it. some protesters held a period of sigh negligence. the several protests took place in the nation's capital the largest was tonight. the marchers snarled the evening commute blocking buses and talks but there were no reports of violence or arrests. cleaning up the damage from last night's protest in oakland and the new damage tonight. the frustration being felt among business owners and how many people ended up being arrested. coming up new rules for

many of you across the country. it's a spare the air day tomorrow. rain is in the extended forecast. a preschool shut down. the accident involving two children that prompted investigators to show up.

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taken care of. >> reporter: the cabinet was not properly secured to keep it from falling. they also found other violations. and fire sprinklers that were not properly maintained. the school won't be able to reopen until it fixes the problems. school staff declined to talk to us about the situation. santa clara county is offering a get out of jail free card of sorts. starting monday, someone with a nonviolent misdemeanor or traffic violation will be able to go into any police station to fill out the paper work to pay their fines. we're told more than 2,800 people have taken advantage of it throughout the last seven years. the fda announced sweeping new rules that require calorie counts on menus throughout the country. the display of calories from

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more developing news now. protesters in oakland still on the move. they are now near 46th and market. they've been marching through residential areas. they've been marching near children's hospital. there are also a number of on and off ramps on highway 24th. earlier tonight they did try to shut down two freeways and were successful at one point. this is going on live right now in downtown oakland. near downtown oakland at 45th and market street. we will continue to follow

this. does look like the crowd may be thinning out at least a little bit and we'll keep you posted. people attend businesses damaged during last night's protests in ferguson spent the day preparing for what might happen today. we're told looters stole liquor last night and the manager of metro pcs said vandals made out with $40,000 worth of merchandise from his store. >> for everybody who did this, you know. shake to you. it's like we're hard working people. trying to make a living. they are hoping police are better prepared tonight. today chief brown spoke out

about the effort. >> reporter: we had a few police officers assigned to that area. but that was a hraárpblg crowd. even if i had all the mule wall people here from the beginning i city don't think people will be able to. police say 43 people were arrested most of them from oakland. new at 10:00, a pop warner football team from richmond is looking for what you might call a hail mary pass. the steelers cadets just won the state championship but now they have to clear another hurdle before they can compete in a national tournament. amber lee is in richmond tonight after meeting with the team of young players and amber they've overcome adverse reu -- adverse -- advisory on the field and beyond. >> reporter: now they hope to find a way to travel across the

country to compete in the national tournament. >> steelers win. >> tackling challenges on and off the field is a way of life for these young players. >> worried about their own safety. even as they walk to elementary schools. >> i was outside and i heard two, i think it was two or three over here by kennedy. >> gunshots. >> yeah, gunshots. >> reporter: instead of gunshots, a game whistle on the football field signals a safe haven after school for the richmond steelers cadets. >> i want them to be street smart and understand what's around them. i want to protect them.

>> reporter: protection for her son who carries much more weight than his shoulders pads. many players have lost relatives or family friends to gun violence in richmond. >> what i want for them is a better future than what's going on right now. it's been about 10 or 11 steelers since i've been coaching that's been, that's been murdered or that's doing time in prison. >> reporter: many players come from low income families with few opportunitys to travel outside of the city. >> good job, good job. >> reporter: grit and determination won them the state championship but they now lack money to pay for travel expenses to the national tournament in florida in less than two weeks, a wish to fulfill a young man's life. >> having fun and playing the

sport. win. >> reporter: the team has raised only $1,900 of the $20,000 needed so all 27 players can travel to orlando. the tournament is scheduled to start december 7. >> let's hope they make it. boy they have gone through some real adversity. you can't help but smile seeing them out there playing football. amber lee from richard monday, -- amber lee from richmond. thank you amber. and friday night, saturday, sunday that system rolls in and it's not bad. not bad at all as a matter of fact. there's a couple of systems within that one system they're all going to roll through. we have light wind out there now. those light winds are allowing temperatures to dip. it's already 46 in santa rosa, 46 in fairfield. it's going to be chilly out

there. chillier than it was last night with less wind . you can always tell valley fog because of how it settles into the concourse of the valley. if you had it this morning you might see it again tomorrow morning. yellows are 70s so warmer tomorrow by a few degrees. the system i'm tracking is going to knock down this high pressure center after thanksgiving here we are, up till thanksgiving we're going to see more weather like we've seen today. tomorrow. then as we head into your friday night. this system shows up. drops temperatures obviously but begins the rain. it's going to rain. i mean i think some models offer four, five inches of

rain. here we are saturday morning. you see how jet is getting closer. and look at just hangs. there's saturday morning, sunday morning. continues. good stuff. this is monday morning, tuesday morning a little left over. that's boom, boom, boom. none of them are giants but it could continue it could result in some accumulation very hopeful for us. but it's hard to say this outright. we know it's going to be wet. exact amount, still timing, tuesday morning. i think that's pretty spot on. so everything looks good in terms of weather. until you get to friday. friday night into saturday morning you're going to look at temperatures that will begin to drop down. the rain shows up in the bay area with a good shower. it's going to get wet. you are going to notice it. >> sound like i'm going to get

wet at the cowboys play off game. >> yeah right. >> street dating back to philadelphia those fans that still show up at heat games witnessed the continued emergence into another player. steph curry ruling hot springs tonight. god a bat step, doing it, we'll go up top for measuring amgel shortage. he was not injured as they expected he might miss the game. broke it. 40pounds silky for a man in red. back from 16 down, the warriors were in the first half anything you could do the other brother could equal it. clay thompson with four tonight. close your guy, close is the game on a 32-2 run over the

heat and steph with the exclamation point. they are six railroad two. meanwhile in what amounts to college the cardinals picking on delaware. jim plunket court side the ahum. we'll see stanford just swarm on defense. marcus allen no relation, steals, does the honors on the scoring end. absolutely no contest start to finish. stanford breaking this time. oscar. giant fans learning a baseball fact of life. do not get too attached to any one player. as the heating process begins.

panda talks about a move to fenway park. sports part two in a minute.

as wayne might say he's out of here. we should be accustomed to it. but always seems strange to see a widely known player with a sudden wardrobe change but in an effort to help the giant

fans face reality, panda donees his new duds. everything milk and honey right now as panda reminds everyone that they get a two-fer. yeah, panda and the right to panda mania. >> it was a tough decision for me. it take me a long time to be sure that i'm going to make the right decision. you know it's just smart but the giants gave me an opportunity to be in the big leagues, open the door. at that time i would not close the cycle that was out there. i want a new challenge. >> tim flannery one of the good guys in all of the baseball retiring today. 33 years in professional baseball. the third base coach. out of here as well.

>> all right, mark thank you. >> as we leave you live pictures here from oakland as the protests continue. good night everyone. >> good night. ♪ [instrumental music] ♪

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