er just call you outside? medieval knievel. that is hilarious. i love when people put some thought into their outfit. illegal alien, sugar daddy. why do you say "illegal"? because antennas ared you're-- what? illegal? because of the color of my skin? why don't i dump your baby in your gas tank? (gasps) gloria! uh, no hard feelings please. just enjoy the party, okay? first of all, relax. we're at a party. secondly, you've been deported twice. you're not allowed to be that defensive. what is it with me lately? manny's right. i'm such a hothead. it happens. you're pregnant. that's what it is, isn't it? it's the baby. it's angry in there. no! yes! you just said it yourself. i have changed. i have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things! it's just hormones. it's your mama bear instinct kicking in. and that's a good thing, because that means you're gonna be a great mom--again. do you really think so? you got a lucky little kid in there. he's got a mom who's not gonna let anyone harm him.

or her. or--or him. oh, my gosh, is that the most precious thing you've ever seen? (mouth full) oh, my god. do you know other princesses? (deep feminine voice) trust me. i know lots. okay. bedtime. oh, no, it's not that late. do you know my mom? she's a princess. (laughs) she's exhausted. she's not making sense. she's so tired. (lily) daddy, you told me! what is she talking about, mitchell? my real mom. she is, right? okay, i think we need to have a little talk. uh-oh. sam, do you notice how slim cam's getting? nice try. i will be back for that answer. (creaking) this isn't gonna work, claire... (keys rattling) 'cause i know you're here. (laughs) (creaking) what's the plan, anyway? you gonna pop out at me? it's gonna take more than that to scare this-- (woman) hello?! hi! is the house still open? oh, yes! yes! i'll be right down. (lowered voice) claire this is serious! i have a job! not that you don't. you work 24/7 and you don't get half the appreciation you deserve. can we talk about this later? as you potential buyers can see, this is a, uh, a beautiful home.

what's behind here? oh, i wouldn't go in there! unless you love formal dining rooms. wow! (laughs) honey, look at this. i'm in the kitchen. oh, we should probably stay together. come on, sheila. phil, one question. are these-- wait, wait. i just love to see people's reactions when i show them-- so much storage. what? it's crazy! i think you guys will find that this house is full of so many... delightful surprises that you'll be happy here for-- oh, my god! i don't know her! is this the original tub? what? yes, it is. it is, uh, the original tub. um, original fixtures, beveled mirror just a-a huge stall shower if you guys would, uh, want to have a party. i'm kidding, of course. but, um, just a house with a real personality. we'll be right in, sweetie. we agreed to tell lily about her mother together, wearing calming earth tones, and we agreed to tell her the truth. i know, but haven't you ever said something dumb to lily that you wish she would just forget? this isn't about me. let's just fix this.

okay, great. although... the way you agreed so quickly makes me wonder what sort of things you've told her. i may have told her her fibs kills birds. wow. we're coming back to that one. (door opens) oh, hi, princess. hey, lil. could we talk to you for a second? am i in trouble? oh, gosh, no. of course not, sweetie. um... well, do you remember how we used to tell you there was a heaven for all the flowers that die? (under breath) what do you mean, "used to"? sorry, i let it slip. we'll deal with it later. much much are you not telling me? why are you talking like this? (normal voice) daddies took a little side trip. sorry, sweetie. (normal voice) um, so sometimes, uh we tell you things like that to make you feel better. mm-hmm. and i might have done the same thing when i told you that your mom is a princess. so she's not? (inhales deeply) well, you know what? she might be. she might be. (chuckles) but we can't know for sure, honey, because... (sighs) well, we don't know where she is or... what she's doing. b-but what--what we do know is that she loved you very, very much... mm-hmm.

and she knew that she couldn't take care of you so she made sure that you went with the most loving family she could find. and that's how the three of us became a family. does that make sense sweetie? mm-hmm. do you have any questions for us? why did you say a fib and kill a bird? mm-hmm. i noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. she's stunning. you know my favorite part of that compliment? you knew she was my wife. half the world thinks she's my daughter. well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. bummer for me, though. handsomest man in here and he's taken. i'll bet you do all right with the boys. i do. (clicks tongue) it's the men i'm interested in. oh, my gosh. no, no, no, no, no, no. leave him. no, but you know that's a-- i know. he needs this. okay. it was great meeting you, jay. you, too, sam. wow! looks like somebody really likes you. what can i say? i still got it. i've been meaning to ask you-- have you lost some weight? because you look good. (sighs) wow, you have no idea what that means to hear from you, jay. uh, turn it that way. i thought this might cheer you up.

(gasps) (imitates tattoo) da plane! da plane! (laughs) baby girl! ohh! look at you! you even taught her the catchphrase. ...be in touch. well, thanks so much for coming. yeah. thanks. okay. (squeaking) okay, claire, they're gone. you can come out now. claire? (creaking) honey, i'm sorry i said you weren't scary. it's been such a long day. can we please just go home? (wind whistles) (loud clicking) all right. i'm leaving without ya. (tv turns on static crackling) (creaking) so... this remote you know how to use. (telephone rings)

(ring) (phil breathing heavily) yes? (claire) phil, where are you? (wind whistling) claire? where are you? i came over to scare you but then i heard you showing the house to that couple so i got out of your way. are you at home? yeah. i got here ten minutes ago. s-so... so you're saying... (creaking) this call isn't coming from inside the house? what are you talking about? just get home. the kids and i are hungry. (alex) yeah, hurry up, dad. (luke) we miss you! miss you, too, buddy. (breathing heavily) (sets receiver down) (wind continues whistling) (thud) ay! (dogs bark in distance) (thumping overhead)

(creaking) ahh! aah! aah! trick-or-treat! aah! aah! aah! aah! i wasn't really that scared. okay.

we showed these kids some items from a nearby store, whoa! but they didn't know they were all tobacco products. ooh this is cool. it smells like gum. yummy. this smells like strawberry. ooh, are these mints? with colorful packaging and fruit and candy flavors that kids love, who do you think tobacco companies are targeting? do we get to keep any?

hose kids with that egg. they blended into the crowd, but there was a slow one with them. he couldn't run so fast, and i nailed him pretty good. (both laugh) i warned you. okay reuben. (shell clatters) where are your cool friends now? not q-tipping your ear that's for sure. okay, reuben. this is why i never hang out with cool kids. yeah you rejected them shortly after you and your mom roller danced at the talent show. oh... (scoffs) we were robbed. couldn't have been the song you picked. "wing beneath my w--" ow! [beeping] ooo come on everybody, i think this is my grandson. [lip syncing] ♪little girl you look so lonesome

oh my goodness. ♪i see you are feeling blue ♪come on over to my place ♪hey girl ♪we're having a party happy birthday, grandma! ♪we'll be swinging ♪dancing and singing ♪baby come on over tonight

now for the 17 toppings. >> gummi bears, oreos. >> looks good. just getting started. >> butter fingers, peanuts, fudge browny bites, whipped cream, m&ms, mini reeses and marshmallows and of course can't do it without a cherry on top. 10,993 calories in one bowl. >> is there a doctor in the house just in case? >> a sundae. you're about to watch me eat it. >> three, two, one -- go!

>> this is making me feel ill. too much sugar. >> this is a sundae and a monday tuesday, wednesday, thursday friday and saturday. every day. >> i'd be worried about a diabetic combacoma. >> six minutes in and looks like he's slowing down. watch as he keeps going. watch. 15 minutes. watch this -- boom, named it. >> ah. hey. >> ah. [ bleep ]. oh. >> i don't think the four of us together would finish that. >> no. i couldn't eat more than two bites of that. >> i could. >> the sugar. the sugar alone would make you feel ill! >> oh -- ah. [ bleep ]. oh. >> little emilio wanted to help whip the housework, oh baby on a roomba. >> mom and dad put this video

together and set it. tell me when to go. ♪ ghost ride the whip ghost ride the whip ghost ride the whip ♪ ghost ride the whip ♪ >> emilio having a brilliant time. this video getting a lot of attention. already thousands and thousands of views because there's a beautiful story behind this video. little emilio was diagnosed with neuroblastoma when he was only 2 weeks old. he is now 9 months old, and a facebook page has been created, team emilio. the family gives updates how emilio is doing. remarkably he hasn't had to undergo any kind of chemotherapy because it's the only type of cancer that can disappear on its own, if it's diagnosed before 18 months. >> wow. >> so he goes in very regularly for tests to make sure that things are okay, and right now emilio is doing well. but it makes this video even

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>> we got one two, two contestants each blowing on opposite ends of the tube. hoomp can blow the hardest will blast the cricket into the opponent's mouth. >> look who's there? tom and dennis roadie crazy russian hacker furious pete. >> the tally! >> this is serious youtube superstar power. >> one, two, three -- >> come on, guys. >> blow! >> ah -- >> i got to say, furious pete has some lungs. >> ooh! [ laughter ] >> oh! >> ooh, and it starts getting pretty disgusting. who do you think is going to blow chunks first? >> oh! >> oh -- oh -- oh. >> the weird part about it there's vomit on the carpet, they're all -- >> three -- two -- one -- blow! [ laughter ] >> oh! >> oh my gosh. he had no blow game. >> and then i think comes the

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